HG thread.
Cage Games 25.
First 24.
>>8015495
A Love Triangle
>>8015495
Avenger
Tomoe
Undead Abn
>>8015495
Maria and Harusame
Kanae Shinjou
>>8015495
Ririchiyo
>>8015507
>Abn
>F-fuck that's supposed to be Ban... I guess I'm going back to sleep after this.
>>8015505
Um, the gender with this one is a little hard to figure out. Mind telling me what it is?
Usaka
Floran
A hyper friend
sly marbo
Angie Yonaga
Chib
>>8015495
Sticky Fingaz
Kurumizawa Satanichia McDowell
Orihara Izaya
>>8015518
girl
>>8015495
Stellan Skarsgard
Lord Beerus
sex monster trump
>>8015495
Killer Mike
The immortal duo
Dubsman,
>>8015540
Much appreciated.
I need three more by the way.
>>8015495
Wade Barrett
shinji
SSJ2 Lava Gokou
>>8015550
Suz
You guys ready?
>>8015571
I assume you are.
Let the bloodbath commence.
>Look away because dead hours
>Game
FUCK
>>8015585
Ik your feel. Literally just got up to get a drink when the thread went up.
>>8015583
Day one.
>>8015585
Don't worry man. I'll see if I can get another one going after unless there's someone who wants to.
If I win this game I'm gonna... well be slightly happy.
>>8015593
Night one.
>>8015602
Day two.
>>8015607
Night two.
>>8015618
The feast.
>>8015633
Day three.
>>8015638
kek
>>8015642
Night three.
>>8015660
Day four.
>>8015673
Night four, we have a winner in the next slide.
>>8015685
Please no
>>8015685
I didn't know that the Floran's "knife" was attachable. Oh well the winner is declared.
>>8015696
Congratulations Floran.
>>8015700
Congratulations
>>8015700
Placements.
>>8015696
ssstab
>>8015703
Thank 4 gaem cayj
And here's the winscreen.
Lets have another one shall we?
First 24.
>>8015720
Avenger
>>8015720
Reigen Arataka
>>8015720
Large Father
>>8015703
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>8015720
Eggman-kun
>>8015720
Peri the Platypus
17 more.
>>8015720
Snorlax and Pikachu
>>8015720
Ice crem
>>8015720
Nozomi Kaminashi
>>8015720
Hanbei
The Australia-Hungarian Empire
>>8015720
NEVER EVER PC.UCKS
>>8015720
Hidan
>>8015720
1st Sgt Rockfield
>>8015720
Aoba Kazane
Flag of Benin
>>8015720
Beruka
>>8015720
Stingy
>>8015720
Velvet Scarlatina
>>8015720
Sgt Rosalez
>>8015720
Fortune Teller
>>8015720
Waka Flocka Flame
Here it is.
>>8015720
Pirate Man
Late Lenny
>>8015776
I accept this challenge.
>>8015776
Here's to hopefully not fucking 'dying' again on bloodbath
>>8015776
looks good
>>8015752
for
>>8015778
pl0x
>>8015776
Alright! Time ta take another crack at this!
I don't wanna jinx myself or anythin', but I've got a reeeal good feelin' this time!
>>8015720
Maria and Harusame
>>8015787
>>8015776
>>8015770
>Swap
>>8015791
>mfw you still have that
>>8015776
Swaps are made. Bloodbath time!
>>8015793
Davis Pickle
>>8015793
You made that? Nice job.
>>8015795
Day one.
>>8015803
Aren't you a little too early for the next game?
>>8015795
So much for not jinxin' myself...
>>8015807
Go shag yerself, I was right on time!
>>8015810
Are you the same anon who made 'autism' and 'frozen lake' or do I just have a lot of fans?
>>8015807
Night one.
>>8015807
Wait, I get a hotel room? I don't have to sleep on the fucking dirt anymore!?
>>8015819
I thought Yuno did those? Just super bored and I need braces.
>>8015821
Day two.
>>8015819
I'm gonna make a larger version of that one pic
You know that one from Garnet's game where his face was kind of fucked up
It'd be nice if I could use that
>>8015807
You won't have to.
>>8015821
Called it.
>>8015821
Hmm, I wonder if I could use these gold bars to get favours from Kakazu. That money loving jew wouldn't have to know they're fake...
>>8015830
git wrekt flag!
>>8015826
I don't remember who made them. When I asked last time someone responded with an anime with pink hair lying down on the floor, so it could be anyone for all I know.
>>8015832
This one?
>>8015840
Ye
Thanks dude
>>8015830
Night two.
>>8015840
>an anime with pink hair lying down on the floor,
>>8015844
Day three.
>>8015788
Oh well thank you sir!
>>8015855
>>8015853
Night three.
>>8015851
Look, I don't remember. I think she had twintails.
>>8015853
You're pretty fucking bad at this whole 'trapping' thing ain't ya?
>>8015859
Day four.
>>8015867
reeeeeeeee.....
>>8015867
Night four.
>>8015870
r-reeee....
>>8015870
The feast.
>>8015840
Best I could do
S-sorry
>>8015878
Day five, the winner is up next!
>>8015885
Night five.
Hidan manages to sabotage the elevator and ends the game.
>>8015895
Congratulations Hidan.
>>8015900
Placements.
>>8015900
Grats and thank 4 gaem
>>8015884
Thanks anon
>>8015900
Thanks for hosting
>>8015874
I'd have rather just stab you but I dont think my scythe would get though all that fat..
>>8015895
>>8015900
Oh hey, I did it! Praise Jashin for the moment!
>>8015906
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>8015900
Oh, hey, it's the person that violently murdered me. Congrats.
Thanks, by the way.
>>8015906
Thanks for hostin'.
Too bad I had to get knocked out right at the start...
>>8015911
Don't feel bad about it kid, I violently murder anyone I can.
>>8015884
Ichigo, what have I told you about shitposting?
>>8015907
>>8015908
>>8015909
>>8015910
>>8015911
>>8015912
You're welcome guys, thanks for participating.
Here's the winscreen. I'm gonna take a break now. Next host is free to go.
>>8015920
B-but I'm not
I'm bored and I wanna play with my photoshop CC
>>8015920
Is that boy shitpostin again?
Give me just a second.
>goes out back to fetch a whuppin stick
>>8015918
I didn't sound like it, did I? Hey, I even called it'd happen, too.
>He gives a bit of a stretch.
Stressing about it is such a drag, it's not worth the effort.
>>8015946
>
>>8015946
That boy ain't right, I tell ya.
>>8015972
>
>>8016005
Dang ol shitposters talkin bout 5000 hours in paint in them dang ol hunger games
>>8016044
wow so funneh
>>8016060
Thanks!
>>8016044
He has Uncle Ruckus' eyes
Nani
>>8016044
boomhauer avatar when
What's with the awkward silence here?
>>8016210
*cough*
>>8016210
Zzz...
>>8016210
I dunno. I think everyone's just sittin' around waitin' for the next game!Doesn't really explain why no one's talkin' though...
Not like ya have ta be quiet when you're waitin'.
>>8016210
>>8016226
Okay I'll bite. What vapid thing do you have to get off of your chest to warrant a conversation?
>>8016226
Maybe we're being quiet because a loudmouthed brat is running around, screaming joy in the faces of everyone that tries to enjoy a nice, peaceful calm.
test
>>8016238
Why are the two on the left newfags and the rest nufags?
>>8016238
>can't even put the best newfags
luh mao
>>8016251
Here's your (You) Anon.
>>8016257
That's the point, you inbred retard.
>>8016251
Kys Samefag
>>8016243
Well, uhh... You're really puttin' me on the spot here, aren't ya?
>She grips firmly onto her own chin, looking upwards and making noises as she tries thinking of a conversation topic.
Do... Do ya come here often...?
>>8016244
Eh? Loudmouthed brat? It was dead quiet when I got here...
>Dabs into the thread
>>8016271
How am I samefaging? Are you just so bored that you want to just start some shit?
>>8016278
We're not retarded samefag. We know how you like to post a ton of shit and then deny your samefaggotry. This has earned you the moniker; Samefag.
>>8016272
Add "ignorant" to that list as well. Have you ever considered people might want some peace and quiet to, for example, read? Never mind, don't answer that.
Have any of you seen Luffy?
I lost contact with him after Dressrosa.
>>8016272
Uh-huh.
Often enough to enjoy the rare occasional silence.
What is it with you innocent civilian types running around here anyway? The place is crawling with you people and it really ruins the atmosphere.
>>8016285
No, I don't samefag. What kind of degenerate fuck would I have to be in order to even slightly consider to samefag?
New game when?
>>8016300
What kind... lemme think for half a second... ah. (You). You are /b/ tier cancer and should fuck off.
>>8016292
He's i-in my clit
>stabs into the thread
>shitposts into the thread
>>8016316
Stop fooling around,I need to get back with my crew.
>>8016289
...Allllright? Ya seem pretty eager to talk though, so I don't know what all the complainin's about.
>>8016292
What's this guy look like? I can always keep an eye for him if ya want!
>>8016296
Well, I'm here 'cause I thought that playin' these Hunger Games would be fun! Thought they might even be some good practice for playin' Keijo back at home, y'know? Plenty of chances to work on my techniques 'n stuff...
>She gives a confused squint for a moment.
Hmm, but I'm not tryin' to make anyone mad by bein' here, really, I'm not.
>>8016315
And what about you, you just love posting bullshit about random people being samefags, so that kinda makes (You) the only cancer here my friend.
>>8016309
In an hour.
>>8016319
Aw man, again?
>>8016292
Neever heard of him, sorry.
>>8016335
Buuuuuuutt... I know it's you, Mr Samefag. It's not bullshit when I'm right.
>smashes into the thread
>>8016344
I can't help it, I just enjoy stabbing.
First 24.
>>8016332
Talking to you is a necessary evil for the silence to return in here.
>She looks around at the numerous people popping out of the woodwork and closes her book with a deep sigh.
I guess there's no chance of that happening again, is there? Saddening.
>>8016355
I just got these things cleaned, too, man.
>>8016358
Hanbei
>>8016358
Lenny
>>8016358
Nozomi Kaminashi
>>8016358
Holy shit Corrin you are so fucking retarded
>>8016358
Ichigo
>>8016358
Kirito
>>8016332
He wears a straw hat and he can strech all his body because he is a rubber boy, acts like an innocent child except when a serious topic pops up, not hard to spot on.
>>8016344
Thanks for your time Monsieur.
>>8016358
Sanji
>>8016332
Hrm. If you say so. Don't let me ruin you're training. If you're trying to perfect your FIGHT, then by all means. Screwin around and getting in the way is what I can't stand.
We're here to kill each other not fuckin' socialize.
>>8016358
Suz
>>8016358
Maria and Harusame
>>8016358
Hidan
>>8016358
Angie Yonaga
>>8016358
Reigen Arataka
>>8016358
Magilou
>>8016358
Eggman-kun
>>8016347
Buuuuuut Anon. I'm not a samefag, so it is bullshit when you're wrong.
>>8016358
Pink Beruka
>>8016358
Ban
>(Female)
>>8016358
Vulpes Inculta
>>8016358
Todd Howard
>>8016358
Lord Beerus
>>8016358
Yozora Mikazuki
>>8016358
The 4chan man
>>8016358
Orihara Izaya
>>8016379
>kissu
No homo faggot
>>8016414
Ladies and gentlemen, I don't know what to say about this, some anon who is just being a troll and trying to make people get pissed for his own entertainment.
>>8016412
This can't possibly be real
>>8016362
Well if you really wanted it ta stay quiet, then maybe ya should've picked a better spot to sit and read?
I'm just sayin', this place usually isn't a place ya can just sit around without someone wantin' ta talk ta ya, y'know?
>>8016380
Hold up a minute, you said he can stretch like rubber?!
>She puts on a big grin.
That sounds amazin'! Now I really wanna find this guy too, just so I can see him so somethin' cool like that!
Oh, and to help ya out of course!
>>8016382
I don't see anythin' wrong with bein' friendly outside the arena, but once I'm in ya can bet that I'm not gonna be pullin' any punches!
>She pulls up one of her sleeves and shows off some muscle.
I don't train this hard just for show ya know. When it comes down to it I'm pretty flippin' strong!
>>8016426
Who bitch this is
>>8016380
Eeh, no worries. I wouldn't count against him being here though, I just don't get out much.
>>8016358
Sliver Queen
>>8016432
But it is
>Tips fedora.
>>8016437
New phone who dis
Suppose you're on a game show, and you're given the choice of three doors: Behind one door is a car; behind the others, goats. You pick a door, say No. 1, and the host, who knows what's behind the doors, opens another door, say No. 3, which has a goat. He then says to you, "Do you want to pick door No. 2?" Is it to your advantage to switch your choice?
>>8016358
Shimakaze
(Male)
>>8016450
Yes.
>>8016450
No way, it would be dumb to do that anon.
>>8016434
That's what I like to see. That's the spirit you need, but it doesn't mean anything if you don't have the skill to back it up. Can you be ruthless when you need to? Are you able to take it as far as it needs to go?
>>8016434
It is, at times. It lets me read, and rarely even have a conversation with someone who doesn't flaunt their body everywhere they go, just to desperately crave attention from the opposite sex. You should try it.
>>8016388
God isn't real.
>>8016449
What do you mean "who dis"?! It's Kirito! Ya know? The Black Swordsman? C'mon! How do people still not know who I am at this point!?
>>8016450
ALWAYS SWITCH
>>8016459
>Ifunny
Ichigo...
>>8016463
God is real. He just likes to watch you suffer.
>>8016450
Neither option matters, as you always have a 50% chance. Don't believe the lies.
>>8016459
>ifunny
>>8016358
Illyasviel von Einzbern
>>8016466
What
>>8016450
Whatever happens, happens.
>>8016434
Yes I was pretty astonish the first time i met him,you dont see stuff like that everyday,thanks for your time mademoiselle.
>>8016470
>>8016465
KIRITO KUN
>>8016468
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=khTw53g5Xmk
>>8016465
BEATER
>>8016463
Oh? You have the right to say that, but Angie has something with her that will instantly change your mind!
>Angie searches through her jacket and pulls a small tiki statue out of it
Nyahaha~
Here!
Kirito please host
>>8016447
t.Kekmina
>>8016462
Ya sure bet I can! Keijo's a full contact sport, so I'm used ta gettin' real rough with people! If I was hittin' a normal person with some of the stuff I'd do in Keijo I'd probably send 'em to the hospital or somethin', but from what I've seen that's A-OK in these games!
>>8016463
...I should try what? Flauntin' my body?
>>8016478
Yeah, no problem...!
...Didn't get his name. Whoops.
>>8016493
ANON KUN
>>8016499
Beater, huh? Sounds good to me.
>>8016512
Host? You mean actually open up one of those things and go "First 24 losers get to die"? I'm a player, I don't make games. I mean, I probably would if I knew how, but who's to say I won't crumble under the pressure or screw something up? And are you sure you want to trust me running a game? What's gonna stop me from rigging things in my favour?
>>8016463
Must you see more proof of the spirits' proof?
>>8016524
You can't participate in your own games... unless you're a faggot.
>>8016362
>Stares at through bushes
>>8016514
That's King Knight.
>>8016468
Then he must sure be having a jolly good time watching me talk to you.
>>8016503
What, this abomination you made in your third-grade art class? Listen, just because your teacher pitied you and gave you a B on it, doesn't mean it's suddenly worth something. Please keep it out of my face.
>>8016517
...You should try -not- doing it, for once in your life.
>>8016528
Proof of proof? How many shots of liquor have you had this morning?
>>8016512
>him before me
Oh
O-oh
No offense towards him but brb gonna go kms real quick
>>8016538
Huh? That's weird, 'cause I haven't been doin' anything like that, like, ever. I
>>8016517
Keijo huh? Never heard of it. Sounds like a good bloody time. It's gotta be a sport or something right?
>>8016524
So on top of being a constant loudmouth you're incompetent and untrustworthy also? Great to know.
>>8016537
Really? I always thought it was Kamimeme.
>>8016538
I don't drink...but I did just wake up. Even so, I think you left pretty abruptly last time I tried to prove this to you.
>>8016529
Eh. Nothing I haven't been called before. If you can't handle getting called a faggot then you cannot survive in any MMO. No amount of reporting or hugbox will protect you from human nature.
>>8016551
Hey! I might be incompetent and trustworthy but...! ...uh. What was that third thing you said?
>>8016551
Yeah, that's right!
It's not too far off of these Hunger Games, actually. Maybe ore like wresslin' actually.
>>8016538
>Angie runs up to the girl without saying a word and shoves the marvelous statue in her face, just to make sure she can closely inspect its brilliance
Nope! This wasn't created by Angie! Or well, it was sculpted by her hands, but she wasn't the one who controlled those hands! It was God!
>>8016571
Shhhh shh shh sh. Don't talk.
>>8016572
I'll admit I didn't figure you for the physical type. What sets it apart from normal wrestling? Why call it that?
I summon a host
>>8016481
>>8016616
I hosted three games 1.5 years ago, does that count?
>>8016547
Sure, you haven't. That's what they all say, while they wear shirts three sizes too small without underwear, in a desperate attempt to get someone, anyone, to notice them.
>>8016557
Oh, it's technology girl. have you come to show off more of your inventions with light and shadowplay?
>>8016574
>Yozora slaps the statue out of the girl's hands, on the floor
Please keep that wretched thing away from me, I might catch some unknown disease it's carrying around. You should burn it somewhere safe.
>>8016616
hi
>>8016616
Sorry anon. I'm all you got for now.
>>8016624
>kissu
>>8016616
The fuck do you want?
>>8016616
I'm going to sleep.
>>8016612
Did you just-!? Don't shush me! What gives you the right to shush me? Who are you anyway?
>>8016622
>The woman made of shadow reaches out and much like last time pinches the other person on the cheek.
Do you really think this is just technology?
>>8016628
Is that an offer?
>>8016616
>snipes
>>8016612
Well, alright, but to answer that I'm gonna have ta lay down the rules of Keijo for ya!
>She clears her throat.
Keijo takes place on a platform above a big pool of water, and only women can participate! Other than your breasts and your bottom, ya can't touch people with any part of your body, and if ya get knocked down or get knocked inta the water then ya lose!
Last one standin's the winner, and there's some big prize pools to be had!
>>8016646
Maybe it is. I personally would wait for someone better to do this, you know?
>>8016660
>wait
Didn't know yuki onna were sadistic
>>8016628
>Picks up the ice girl
>Places back into her favourite stalking trash can
>>8016660
>Phantom prayer unequipped
I don't see anyone else offering at the moment, but I could follow suit afterwards.
>>8016622
>Still smiling, like nothing happened, Angie walks up to the statue and picks it up
Hey! Hey! Was it also God who told you about how this ritual goes? Because that's exactly what Angie is supposed to do with it!
>>8016643
Do you really want to know? I mean really. Because I'll show you.
>>8016653
What
>>8016666
Oh, you have no idea. What you don't know is that I'm one of the nicer ones. Every one of them is nuts from my experience.
>>8016669
Thanks anon. I always like when I don't have to walk.
>>8016673
Eh, alright. You got a deal.
Yeah, I'm gonna need 24 for this. Let's make it quick.
>>8016689
Suz
>>8016689
Anon
>>8016689
Ban
>(Female)
>>8016689
Sliver Queen
>>8016685
>She blinks.
...
Eh? Did I slur my words or somethin'?
>>8016689
Nozomi Kaminashi
>>8016689
SAY CHEESE
>>8016689
Angie Yonaga
>>8016699
yo thats a dope ass tauren bruh
>>8016689
I'm glad we could come to an agreement, ma'am.
Fluorette
>>8016689
Kirito
>>8016689
Trap Link
>>8016689
Accelerator
>>8016689
Reigen Arataka
>>8016689
Pink Beruka
>>8016689
Lord Beerus
>>8016646
Maybe, maybe not. Whatever it is, you turning into a weird cloud of smoke still doesn't prove anything about spirits helping you, just that your dad must've been some sort of magician.
>>8016682
Yep, exactly. Next thing on the list to complete the ritual is... the blood of a pure, dark-skinned maiden. Say, have you seen any of those around?
>>8016689
Flaky
>>8016689
/v/
>>8016685
Show me what? I asked who you were not "show me your tits". Those guys are always front lines in raid battles. Are you coming on to me? I'd understand if you are, I would just really like to know.
>>8016724
bing bing wahoo
>>8016689
Eila Ilmatar Juutilainen
>>8016719
Do you mean actual magic, or the trickery sort?
>In an instant, she returns to her normal coloration and lack of transparency, only for her hair to turn an odd shade of blue, and lengthen in to long, squid-like tentacles.
>>8016729
hey ur gf came back from the dead
>>8016689
Slime Tits
>>8016735
hey wait a second..........
>>8016729
hey its me
>sanya
>>8016689
Fat Lenny
>>8016689
Maria and Harusame
>>8016689
Lady Bomber
Anyone wanna swap for the poor guy that missed it?
>>8016719
Nope. Angie is the only one who fits that, but she can't be the sacrifice and the executor at the same time! But you have nothing to fear, because Angie has an idea!
>Not hesitating for a secon, Angie pulls out a small, yet menacingly sharp carving knife from her pink belt
Nooow stay still! Angie is sure that God won't mind it if we use a simple maiden's blood this time!
>>8016768
>She's changed into her Keijo gear.
Alright! Let's have a good round, alright everybody?
>>8016697
No.
I mean that's great and all. You're good at it and stuff. Do they have competitive pole dancing and striptease tournaments too?
>>8016725
I'll tell you when you are somebody. As it stands I don't owe you a damn thing.
>>8016768
>>8016715
>>8016760
I changed my mind.
>>8016768
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>8016768
Angie is reeeeadddyyyy, so you can start when you feel like it!
>>8016743
Hm?
>>8016768
Spirits, guide me in this endeavor.
>>8016781
E-Eh?!
What're ya doin' talkin' about perverted things like that? No way there'd ever be somethin' like that! Never!
>>8016788
I accept you bby girl
>>8016768
Okay,
>With spin, the missiles appear behind her as she takes her stance.
let's do it!
>>8016803
>>8016783
>>8016787
You sure? She- eh, what the hell. Both swaps are in.
>>8016768
>Kirito glanced over at his District partner, eyeing his femininity and girly clothing and simply said
I know your pain.
>>8016781
What do you mean when "I'm somebody"!? Oh, I get it. You're one of those HG Online elitists who won't even acknowledge someone until they get a Win under their belts, is that it? Heh. Figures. Well, just watch me win this one then!
>>8016811
COME BACK BABY I LOVE YOU
>>8016735
I'm pretty sure I read a novel about this happening sometime... I'm not sure I'm going to like what happens next.
>>8016774
H-hey, calm down. I-I think we should stop toying around now, please put the knife away.
>She slowly backs up against a wall, holding her hands out at the crazed girl.
W-we can talk about this, r-right? Maybe there's another way for the ritual!
>>8016736
>>8016745
Girlfriend? Suomus's finest doesn't have a significant other and isn't looking for one.
>>8016801
You've got scholarship written all over you kiddo.
D's are passing these days, right?
>>8016813
Nope. I'm a newcomer myself. I had you pegged for a prepubescent pain in the ass when I first laid eyes on you. And whaddya know. I was right.