HG thread.
328th Express Games.
Peaceful day eight
>>8014032 (Kurumi)
I left this camp to go hunting and when I returned I found you here and my stash of berries gone!
What do you have to say for yourself, giantess?!
What happened to Australia lads?
peace SUX
>>8014056
Night eight.
Winner next!
>>8014027 (Anon)
Angie has no idea what's going on there! But her body just follows the voice of God when she is painting or sculpting.
So if God tells Angie to do something like that, she would do it without hesitation!
>>8014032 (Kurumi)
You never had the chance to feel his embrace? What a poor soul! But don't worry, because Angie is here to share God's heavenly warmth with you!
>Angie embraces the other girl without any hesitation
Can you feel God's love now?
Daddy grab the belt
>>8014073
It's finally over.
>>8014081
oh
: /
>>8014081
coggeratulations and thnasks for hostign
>>8014068
Fucking based.
>>8014081
Congratulations jump dog, you are the new winner of the Express Games!
>>8014090
And thanks for playing!
>>8014090
Coooongratulaaaaations! It was fun, so thank you for the game!
>>8014090
>Somehow I knew.
Congratulations dog!
Thank you very much for hosting Mokou!
>>8014090
Jumpdogjumpdogjumpdog
>>8014092
Thanks for the game Mokou.
>>8014092
>4th
Oh well I'll just go bust a nut to some Jojo yaoi or something.
Thank you for hosting this challenge.
>>8014103
>you will never rest your head on rin's lower back
Man, I wanna die.
>>8014092
Thanks a bunch for the game, Host person!
>>8014110
Nice falseflag
>>8014068
How does a nation with laws like that expect boys to grow up into great generals when the type of person a general needs to be is looked down upon?
#Generallivesmatter
>>8014110
>>8014121
>falseflag
???
>>8014066
You...you mean the pile that was over there?
>She points off nearby.
>>8014075
>The poor girl lets out a bit of a squeaking shout as she's grabbed.
A-are you one of those people that Mugetsu warned me about?
>>8014090
THank you!
>>8014118
I'm glad to see her fans are as.. Um.. Supportive as ever?
>>8014143
>>8014136
>Angie pats the girl's head and lets go of her
Nope~
You have nothing to worry about, because Angie won't harm you in any way! She just wanted to share something really imporant with you!
Now, how do you feel after feeling his love?
>>8014092
Hmm... such a disgraceful battle of good and evil, tampering with the results so I was isolated from the rest for the entirety of this conquest.
>Satania shrugs off little pieces of ice that are stuck in her hair.
But that's not the matter anymore! I shall reign victorious once I conquer over all these mortals. For now, thank you for the chance at conquering over them, b-but please... d-don't put me in a freezer ever again.
>>8014136
>The inchling growls and grinds her teeth as she hears the giant woman confess to her crimes. Her free hand clenches into a fist as she prepares to give her a verbal lashing.
It took me a full day to gather those berries! A day!
I did not bring them for you, you... you giant pig!
>I stab myself
ow
>dies
>>8014154
...Like I need a shower.
>>8014169
I-I'm sorry, I didn't realize! I just thought everyone was sharing everything they brought!
>She's already clearly at the verge of tears as she seems to sink in to her dress. Maybe even a bit worse.
>people unironically like shota
>futa
>traps
>thick
>other shit fetishes
Why
>>8014199
...
>Perhaps bringing the giant to tears is a little too much. The inchling sheathes her blade and crosses her arms.
Very well. If you are truly sorry, then I suppose I can forgive you.
>>8014207
One of these things is not like the other, one of these things just doesn't belong!
>>8014199
Perfect idea! First you let God shower you with his affection to cleanse your soul, and then you use water to wash your body! That way you clean yourself physically and spiritually!
Angie really likes the way you think!
>>8014211
Of course, of course! I...I brought some candy with me....
>Sniffle.
>>8014227
That's...that's not what I mean. I mean more like, uh...the actual...nevermind. You're, uh...strange, lady.
>Tfw LotZ panders to crossdressing faggots now
When will it end
>>8014207
stop trying to legitimize futa, rollini
>>8014241
Angie is not the only one who's strange here! You're also a really strange lady! You want to know why? Because God made sure that all of us would have something strange about us! Even if Angie doesn't know what's so strange about you, she's still sure that it's there, deep in your heart!
>>8014241
Candy!?
>The inchling looks extremely happy for all of half a second before she composes herself, coughing into her fist and closing her eyes.
I-I see...
That would be an acceptable apology gift...
>>8014277
>And it's only now that Kurumi relaxes a bit, smiling nervously.
Really? You thinks so?
>>8014262
L-lady, with all due respect...you're creeping me out....
>>8014334
Whaaat? But Angie would never do something like that on purpose! You probably got overwhelmed by our Lord's love and that's why you're confused!
>Angie reaches out with her arms stretched out, like she is inviting the girl for another hug
You're welcome to try it again, so you can get used to it! Nyahaha~
>>8014334
>The tiny girl takes her hand away from her mouth and looks off to the side. Her cheeks are red because of how embarrassed she is about her childish reaction.
Yes, I do...
>She presses her fingers together.
So...
>>8014361
>Without a word, Kurumi swings a leg back, and takes a large step away.
...Can we maybe just...not?
>>8014375
...Oh! Right!
>She fumbles about feeling through her dress a bit, before procuring a goddamn king-sized bar of some fancy premium German chocolate. Kurumi kneels down and offers it out in both hands.
Is this alright?
>>8014410
Aww, Angie now understands everything! You're not prepared yet! Don't worry, Angie will be here when you feel like you're ready to devote yourself to God!
real sleepy hours
honk if u sleepy
>>8014441
Henk
>>8014436
Well, it's really more...you ARE the kind of people Mugetsu warned me about. The kind of people that won't...you know, stop talking about religion.
>>8014441
>Honks quietly
>>8014441
>Honks
>>8014410
>The inchling approaches the chocolate bar cautiously. Completely hidden behind the king-sized chocolate, she gently rubs her hands against the packaging.
Yes... This will be good. Thank you.
>>8014462
qt nigger on the right
>>8014441
>But I just woke up
>>8014450
>Angie wonders about the advice that this Mugetsu person gave to the girl for a moment
Is that a problem? God is part of our lives, because he constantly oversees our daily deeds, so it's fine to talk about him! And every time Angie mentions him, her body is filled with absolute peace and happiness!
>>8014470
I want sanae to use her miracle powers so i can fuck her
>>8014463
I'm glad you think so! Uhm.... Do you...need help opening it or something...?
>>8014475
But...that's not something we should be constantly ranting about all day and night, right?
I can host after I shower and get my lasagna in the oven. If that's alright with you guys.
>>8014479
It's not?
>>8014482
Take your time.
>>8014476
>stop
>>8014482
It would be wonderful, but make sure to thank God for your meal before you eat it!
>>8014482
Why you gotta make everybody hungry at 4:30 in the morning?
>>8014479
I am capable of handling this on my own, giantess. Thank you for the chocolate.
>>8014479
cute fangs
>>8014466
She's actually Indian or something. Or maybe it was half Indian? I dunno...
>>8014496
Because I'm an asshole
>>8014503
They'd look cuter on my dick.
>Kamina
>>8014505
um excuse me did I ask you?
>>8014487
NO! No, of course it isn't!
>>8014503
Fangs!?
>>8014499
That isn't my name...but alright! Have as much as you'd like then, it's only right!
>>8014506
With great taste
>>8014517
Well, you did say it directly to me.
>>8014518
I don't understand why it's a problem. God is part of our lives and brings happiness, so he is probably the only being whose words are worth preaching! But that's fine if you don't think it's the right thing to do!
God'll love you no matter what, and I won't get mad at you for something so silly!
>>8014518
Very well.
>The inchling grabs onto both sides of the bar with one hand each and gently tugs on it. Obviously she isn't table to take it from the giant woman's grip, but she gives it another tug just in case.
...
I don't suppose you could loosen your grip?
>>8014543
me on the right
>>8014599
AH!
>She quickly picks the bar up off the princess.
You're not hurt or anything, right??
>>8014593
I don't get why, if it doesn't actually change anything...and it doesn't seem to, either.
>>8014600
What did I miss? Literally just got here
>>8014627
>The inchling's quickly scrambles back to her feet, teary-eyed and cheeks flush red with embarrassment.
I-I'm fine! Just pretend you didn't see anything!
>>8014641
this guy keeps thirsting on the three avas here and then all his posts get deleted at the same time
>>8014641
Some dude got banned earlier
Also "pregorant"
>>8014646
...Maybe just half the bar instead?
>>8014662
You look kinda familiar...hello!
>>8014662
Yuno playing Alice again when?
>>8014667
Do not talk to me.
>>8014669
Never again.
>>8014669
Can we get back cooking with Alice too? I mean back here, fuck finding it on /b
>>8014682
If you have a steam then I can invite you to a steam group that usually notifies the entire group when the thread is up
>>8014667
>The little one still seems a little upset that someone saw her get stuck underneath a chocolate bar of all things. She turns her back to the giantess and crosses her arms again.
It's fine! I didn't really want that chocolate anyways...
>She whimpers quietly to herself after that one, likely inaudible.
Black cherry sparkling water is fucking fantastic
guy dies in a "6 metric ton" pile of porn mags
newsinfo.inquirer.net/877655
>>8014702
What a numale thing to say
>>8014691
I has steam on phone...
>>8014710
Can you copy links on mobile steam?
>>8014681
What'd I do!?
>>8014695
Are...are you sure you're okay...?
>>8014717
Steam groups dont work on mobile
>>8014691
>kissu old friend :(
>>8014718
Y... Yes.
>The inchling does really want that chocolate, but she's just so embarrassed that she'd rather not face the girl.
Yes.
Lurkers
>>8014727
Bad Goat!
>>8014726
Sorry.
>>8014735
yes?
>>8014718
Not listen to me when I said I do not want to talk to you. Hell, I don't even want to interact with you but here you come like a parasite/. Please stop trying to interact with me.
>>8014735
Arrrrrrrre peoplllle whoooo luuuuuurrrrrrk.
>>8014741
I am sorry.
>>8014745
Was needing to know how many are here. Setting up right now.
>>8014746
Eh. Still lets me atleast chat with friends on steam
>>8014730
Uhm....
>She breaks the bar in half, including the package, and then sets them both down next to the small woman.
>>8014743
Then why announce your presence or bother acknowleding me at all? Buh-bye, stranger....
>>8014751
Jesus Christ, calm down!
>>8014746
Did you ever get that new computer since the last time we spoke?
Lurkers pick a number 1-10
>>8014756
Yes I did.
>>8014763
4
>>8014749
True
>>8014763
One.
>>8014751
...
>The inchling looks over her shoulder at the two massive pieces of chocolate behind her and stares longingly at them.
...
>She turns away again.
No. I've decided I don't want it anymore.
>>8014788
Are you sure? It's always best to share with someone else...
>>8014802
>those wings
My dick can chisel diamonds now
>>8014751
Is this the first time an ava told you to stop talking with them?
>>8014811
Will you stop that?
>>8014777
Looks like this guy just picked a game for you with his amazing trips.
Give me 24 tributes for another grab bag game.
-Keep names short
-Have patience since this done manually
>>8014811
Go get her tiger.
>>8014825
Maria and Harusame
>>8014825
Lord Beerus
>>8014821
>the anon responds in a slow way, almost as if he is mocking the other anon as he says
No.
>>8014825
Ririchiyo
>>8014825
Senshougahara
>>8014825
Shimakaze
(Male)
>>8014825
A Love Triangle
>>8014825
Kurumi
>>8014825
Sanae Kochiya
>>8014825
Youmu Konpaku
>my trips got us a game
>>8014825
Lenny
Good timing.
>>8014825
Floran
>>8014825
Suz
>>8014825
Kurumizawa Satanichia McDowell
or Satania for short, just to make it easier for you, mortal!
>>8014802
I don't need it!
Just forget about owing me anything, I'll go get food by myself!
>The inchling starts walking away from the giantess and her chocolate.
>>8014825
Sukuna Shinmyoumaru
>>8014825
Prodigal Explorer
help me
>>8014825
Paru
>>8014825
Reigen Arataka
>>8014825
Aoba Kazane
>>8014846
Morning, Lenny
>>8014825
Tsukinose Vignette April
>>8014825
Tenshi
>>8014825
Caramel Sephiroth
>>8014825
Arabomb
>>8014825
Alice Margatroid
>>8014869
>why did I click this...
help me
>>8014825
Tanya Degurechaff
>>8014861
Morning anon.
>>8014873
It could have been worse.
>>8014876
jesus Lenny you're thicc
please help
>>8014867
off yourself squid faggot
>>8014880
>
save me
>>8014876
Yeah, it could. You could have a tuhu waifu with a low fanbase...
>fuck you 160.00 fumo! All the others were half her price!
>commits sudoku
>>8014825
Vikki Grimm
>>8014887
>why do you even have this image!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YBXn890CAc
>>8014891
Okay, how?
>>8014900
>Sarges Heroes III never
>New Army Men game never
>Man that sucks.
>>8014850
But...I wanted to share it with you...buh-bye....
>>8014905
You know, I don't rightly know.
>>8014919
Okay now that's pic is pretty adorable. Nice one, Aussa.
Doing this with a drag pad sucks.
>>8014920
>please kill me!
>>8014919
Well, that's one ava that I can't play since you know about them. Thanks.
>>8014919
>After traveling out of sight the inchling spies on the giantess and, more importantly, her chocolate from the cover of tall grass.
>>8014928
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>8014928
I am not shit! You're shit for not using pot of greed!
>>8014928
Grab bag drag pad. Try saying that 5 times fast.
thank god
>look away for 10 minutes
>miss a game
REEEEEEEE
>>8014948
>entries started 14mins ago
you have no excuse
>>8014945
Oh, no problem.
>>8014909
holy shit
>>8014925
>The artist is great for it.
>>8014933
>It's nearly impossible to know of a source when you have the entirety of the internet at your fingertips.
>>8014935
>Kurumi sighs dramatically, picking up the half she left on the top, and starting to shuffle away.
>>8014928
>>8014843
You can give my spot to whoever. I probably need to go back to sleep anyways.
prayers answered
>>8014928
Forgot what code this is so uh...Buckle up.
>>8014942
Not until I get some lasagna in me.
>>8014941
Post more cute kitter Paru.
>>8014955
Should I feel bad for taking that long? I know my laptop is shit and all...
>>8014928
So...I'm still confused. What exactly are we grabbing? Is it valuable? Will it be dangerous?
>>8014976
me on the left
>>8014973
But this will ruin my lurking status.
>>8014925
>Not this one
help me
>>8014967
>Once the giant girl walks away, the inchling darts out into the open and grabs the half of the chocolate bar that was left behind. Holding it proudly over her head she runs back into the tall grass and finds a place to enjoy the chocolatey treat.
>>8014973
>The miniature girl runs away from the other giant-sized combatants, to a place of solitude where she can begin thinking about how to tackle this round.
>>8014973
There are no such things as ghosts. Or shit events.
please help
>>8014909
>picking shit music
https://youtu.be/E2j-frfK-yg
>>8014973
Whatever it is... I want it! Make way for the best, people!
>>8014986
Something feels off about her, but I can't put my finger on it
>>8014973
Oh....
>>8014986
I don't think this is my style.
>>8014985
Kurumi fails to notice, and continues to skulk all the way away, presumably homeward.
>>8014986
Duuuude.
>>8014986
I hate this shit. I avoided the Virgin isle code and this shit is hardly any different.
>>8014986
No matter how much I look, I still haven't got a clue where to start, and what I'm looking for... Guess I just gotta search everywhere! No problem.
>>8014986
>The inchling is very easily restrained.
help please
>>8014919
>Well..... They tried
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kCNEL7tuHmU
>>8015001
What can I say? An explorer needs his downtime.
>>8015001
Oh that's a fatal event.
>>8015001
>peeks through the bedroom door
Why is she still up so late?
>>8015001
F-Forgive me Anon-senpai...I blame the one who rolled those trips ;-;
>>8015008
>I tried that, but it seemed a bit unrefined. Plus dead, so that doesn't help.
>At least there's The Mean Greens.
>>8015001
What's that mean?
>>8015007
ok deal, what do you need?
>>8014987
Sure, what's the issue?
save me
>>8015023
Oh well, thanks for you help, sir.
>>8015023
>It takes so much effort to get the book open that by the time the inchling manages to do so, she falls flat on top of the open pages for a nap.
help me
>>8015023
The butler had this knife in his pocket!
>>8015043
Okay, just tell me what you need.
why god
>>8015048
Aikawa. Stop.
>contented cat noises
end me
>>8015048
awawa play with the cute girls instead
>>8015052
why god
>>8015049
I don't know
>>8015058
I'm playing with one right now though. Who else could you mean?
>>8015056
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
I'm sorry everyone but now I know there are 2 codes I need to avoid. After looking at future slides I couldn't stomach it.
I'll host again after I eat some breakfast, hopefully I won't fall asleep. Sorry everyone, forgive me.
dead inside
>>8015064
you're just responding to a dumb shitposter
>>8015023
Rats... Good thing, too. I could use the target practice.
>>8015056
Hey, little buddy... Are you sure this is the best place to be for you?
>Kneeling down, the blonde pets the cat.
>>8015068
I'm helping!
>>8015067
>uses defibrillator
>>8015067
S a m e
>>8015066
Don't sweat it pal. Enjoy your ongoing feast.
Thanks for hosting
>>8015066
I am calling rig but thank you for the game. You are forgiven!
>>8015066
>It's okay man, thanks for hosting
>>8015065
Hissss
>>8015071
>The cat nuzzles up against the blonde and purrs
kill me
>>8015066
It's perfectly fine! THank you anyways!
>>8015066
Thanks anyway, and congrats Shi-er, Parse
>>8015081
>Kills you.
>>8015088
I'll fight you!
>>8015081
Are you sure?
>>8015080
>pokes
finally free
>>8015093
Nice
>>8015093
>Throws into the shadow realm.
>>8015092
aikawa you cant just finger someone's pussy without asking
praise god
>>8015090
Have at you!
>>8015093
Shut the fuck up
>eat 6 cans of Hormel chili
Rip my insides
>>8015115
I hope you have no lit candles within a 15 foot radius
>>8015105
>picks the pussy up
Yes I can!
>>8015112
Rawr!
>Runs towards you and jump up only to land on your head now sleeping.
>>8015134
>>8015137
God damn it...
>>8015140
>picks up too
>>8015066
Aw man. I was hoping to bag a win and the prize... Oh well, always next time I guess...
>>8015080
>After petting the small mammal for a few minutes with his gloved hand, Ezreal rights himself.
You got an owner, little guy? Or are you a stray?
>>8015150
>nom
>>8015154
>noms burder
>>8015154
s-stop... I'll die!
>>8015165
>>8015160
>fingers are so fat from eating burgers all the time that i hit another key by mistake
>noms burger
>>8015168
Grrrr! Go back to being a cat!
>>8015174
>>8015176
...
>>8015178
>>8015179
>picks up
>>8015185
Post cute sleepy stuff
>>8015200
>>8015200
hg in a nutshell
>>8015200
comfy
>>8015200
>Wake up in the middle of the night, second thing I do after getting water is to check hg, I love you guys.
>>8015187
>pets
>>8015227
we love you too
>>8015227
Cute, now go get more sleep pupper.
>>8015230
>>8015215
actually that is /v/ or /k/ in a nutshell
>>8015239
Aw yes, it's working!
>pets more
>>8015200
>>8015250
>Youmu
>Your mum
>>8015249
>>8015246
I didn't feel like changing the name
>>8015252
(You)mu
>>8015239
>Shimakaze approaches the cat, her dick peeking out from her thong as she picks it up.
A cat is fine too.
>>8015252
XXXDDD
>>8015260
>>8015252
That was lame...
>>8015200
>>8015260
kys pedo
>>8015260
kys mudslime
>>8015234
>Ha, gay.
>>8015236
>Nah, I needed to wake up for work in a bit anyway. I just said middle of the night because it's still dark, granted it is still dark when I get to work.
>>8015287
>>8015295
0
>>8015254
>transforming on his lap
>pets anyway
>>8015335
>purges for the Emprah!
>>8015335
>>8015335
>when the thread is dead because you killed the heretics
pew pew
>>8015342
W-what are you doing?
>>8015343
>blinks
I guess I'm the cat now.
>sits in lap
>>8015351
cute
>>8015373
>>8015367
>wh.reactor.cc
...
>>8015367
I'd let her purge my heresy desu
>>8015373
>aikawa finds other boys to be cute
Not surprised
>>8015378
>sits on cat
W-what are you doing??
>want to host
>can't
>friend is supposed to be coming round anyway
>>8015384
>>8015372
Pew?
>>8015390
>turns on highest setting
>>8015385
When will he be coming over?
>>8015387
B-bye...
>>8015390
What a waste.
>>8015402
You could always save her and stick her in your panties.
>>8015396
He said sometime this morning but it's nearly 1 and I haven't heard anything from him yet.
>>8015404
Or I could set her free.
>>8015390
>takes her out
>>8015405
Could you do a quick one then? Because I'm not quite ready yet for hosting. If he should show up soon then I could take over.
>>8015390
Delet this
>>8015415
I can't. My next game is going to be a 48.
>>8015430
NANI
>>8015430
>Lenny doing a 48
He's here now anyway
>>8015441
No he's not!
>kills friend n hides bodie in the dryer
>>8015495
>>8015495
>>8015495
>>8015495
Hey guys. Lets have a game shall we?