HG thread
Do not touch this girl anon.
>>8004480
>>8004480
Reposting day one.
>>8004480
>touch
>>8004496
>Garfielf drops his lighter and grabs his thumb
ouch...
>>8004514
Go fish! Hahah!
>Smolgore has no idea they're actually playing Old Maid.
>>8004496
>>8004486
>Owain slumps against a tree, holding his head within his hands as he looks forlornly at the tree-line.
Maybe that disembodied voice was right...I'm not cut out for working on my own. I guess survival shall be my path for glory in this battle.
>>8004485
Aye think you might be onto something.
>>8004507
>>8004515
You fuck.
>>8004462 (Scarlet)
I'll accept cold garbage over this.
>>8004514
With that, your operations should be complete. You won't feel any differences. You were both dunces before the operation.
>>8004516
Do as you will, a well oiled army need only trust those at their back, I'd do well to take into mind that I could strike you from your dragons back in battle. Just as simply you could skewer me.
Who wants to go to Hansey's gaff?
>>8004531
Okay, so like, a pirate sabotaged our car? A pirate. How would he even know how a car works!? Man this blows!
>>8004534
Killed at the start back to back.
What a headache.
>>8004545
The niggers fine, he's just doing his own shit and easy to ignore, actually replying to the game to over other cancer.
>>8004542
I'll fuck more than (you)
>>8004552
Quahts that?
>>8004545
t. King Knight
>>8004534
Night one.
>>8004544
If you say so. It does make you look appropriate for Nohrian gruntwork.
>>8004582
I'm surprised I didn't get suspicious earlier.
>>8004582
Dam you Jon...
>>8004561
>The good doctor gives her an aspirin.
>>8004577
Da fucking mad gaff boi
Jack Hansey's gaff, some mad sesh in there.
>>8004548
>>8004590
>>8004582
I'm more surprised your into cannibalism. Fish and tomato soup isn't that difficult to make.
>>8004514
Yeah right you guys are fakes! like your gonna do anythi-
>>8004582
Ah! Captain Luna! What a stalwart and trustworthy fellow! There's no way they could possibly do something to me. I will surely show them my back as much as possible to show how deeply I trust them!
>Owain happily walks around, unaware of the possible death he may face.
>>8004590
Do you realize how difficult it is to sneak around with hair like this?
>>8004556
You're right. He couldn't have known that disabling the engine like that would've shut down the entire vehicle.
There's only one explanation, and it's robots.
>>8004601
>Grins heartily and downs the pills with the vodka
>>8004582
Day two.
HG! LISTEN TO ME NOW! IT'S JUNKO! JUNKO ENOSHIMA! SHE'S THE KEY!
>>8004582
Better than what we usually cook over the fire, that's for sure.
>>8004548
All I'm hearing are more arguments in favor of us staying as far away from each other as possible.
>>8004622
Yep, it's hilarious. It makes you look like a black pencil crawling around.
>>8004630
What's this thing? Hello? Anyone in there?
>>8004630
Butt I don't we're clothes.
>>8004622
I might have an idea how to use that blinding as fuck hair to use
>>8004582
WAIT! WE CAN PLAY GO FISH AGAIN IF'YA DON'T KILL ME!
>>8004630
Uhhh...hey, can'ya come back here? Pleeeease?
Uguu where 'da cute anime grils at?
>>8004631
What your on to is pretty cancerous too, might wanna just go back to
>>>/b/
and enjoy some genuine random cancer.
>>8004629
Dude. Robot pirates sounds awesome. I mean, this is still a bunch of crap but that still sounds so cool. Why would a robot pirate need a harmonica though?
>>8004514
Hey, What's this? It... Wait a second. It's a rocket. And rockets Explo---
>She wakes up outside.
...de...
AM I TOO SOON!? AHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M TOO SOON!
>>8004633
Kay to what?
>>8004631
t. King Knight
>>8004648
What's up Fish dude! How's the water?
>>8004665
I have a maid outfit. Does that make me a cute anime girl?
>>8004665
They all left for didney ladn
>>8004649
Of course its how each of us could go at one anothers throats. However together I cover your back, and you cover mine by drawing their attention away from me.
>>8004660
Night two.
>>8004700
...
...
...Is it working?
>>8004630
Fuck it! Your welcome!
>>8004692
Can't drink it, but it's still fine to swim in and the fish that thrive in it are still fish.
>>8004665
I can be pretty anime dude. Check out this anime pose. Wait, you wanted girls? Crap uh just forget I said that I'm totally manly and stuff.
>>8004700
Gret. Now time two tak all of teh supplies.
>>8004631
t. Lupin
>>8004662
I am NOT making use of this.
>>8004649
My point exactly. Not only that...
>She walks over to a nearby puddle of water, drawing a knife from somewhere hidden in her armor, and with the other hand lifting a section of the hair.
Even I have some pride about this.
>>8004700
I guess I'll just have to be the distraction!
>>8004670
These are the mysteries....
>>8004700
did i hit something? whatever
>Current year
>Only having one monitor
>>8004697
I think you missed the part where I said that's NOT going to happen, no matter what.
>>8004700
Thanks, but no thanks. I have strategizing to do.
>>8004748
You'd be surprised in how this place works.
>>8004700
Thank you for the meal.
>>8004700
Exhilarating! On patrol while I watch over the other contestants. Oh I can see it now...Alerting them to a great danger that threatens to engulf us before I single handedly save them with my swordsmanship!
>Owain sighs dreamily before staring off at the moon, his face silhouetted by the cascading moon light.
Truly a wondrous world. I hope I may reside in it for a bit longer.
FIND US, HG! YOU HAVE TO FIND US!
>>8004700
Day three.
>>8004737
You can jump in front of em and make them not be able to see from that solar hairstyle, or disguise yourself as a harmless person and pounce on the bastards.
>>8004737
Jeez, you have pride in that? That makes it even sadder.
>>8004764
I've walked this walk before. I refuse association with you.
>>8004794
Pfft, that's the best joke I told all week.
>>8004785
alright, chat, tell me, who is this?
>>8004743
This would be so cool if it didn't totally cheat us out of a game. Freakin' robot pirates running around sabotaging cars and stealing treasure and stuff. Why does all the cool stuff always come with a price dude?
Cartoon squad when?
>>8004807
ur cute
>>8004806
This is how you're spending Saturday night.
>>8004806
t. King Knight. Go bitch somewhere else, you cuck.
>>8004815
Night three.
Which one should i pick, HG?
>>8004839
The big red X
>>8004839
First one always.
>>8004813
Binny?
>>8004835
GYAAH!
...Hey, where's your soul? I need it!
>>8004515
>>8004835
Day four.
>>8004824
Thank you! I try, unlike some people here.
>>8004835
Sleep wasn't too important.
>>8004814
It's simple really.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=khTw53g5Xmk
>>8004839
>Tooth Fossil
>Horn Fossil
The fuck? Also pick horn.
>>8004835
well, thanks, i guess.
>>8004835
Hanks Japanese school boi. If u need anytank let me konw.
>>8004839
Evens says Horn.
Odds says Tooth.
>>8004865
They're the fossils in Clover
>>8004839
Horn
>>8004860
>Garfielf is now ded
>>8004860
you like pizza?
>>8004816
Never.
>>8004799
Neither of those are effective in the slightest, this hair is too high-profile.
>>8004807
>>8004807
>She doesn't even notice the joke
...You like your hair. I like mine, as it's meant to be.
>She brings the knife up to the hair.
And I can't do my job like this either, can ?
>>8004860
I-I think I'm gonna puke...
>>8004807
Do as you will, I'm sure a few fireballs raining about will spark your interest.
>>8004835
>Owain is surprised that worked, happily jumping onto his feet in excitement. He yells out to the whole world, doing a sort of jig in plain sight.
I DID IT! I DID IT! THE FIRST OF MANY KILLS FOR THE LEGEND, OWAIN!
>Removing his hatchet from the man's skull in runs off into the forest, his emerald eyes brimming with bloodlust.
>>8004860
>Owain is completely unaware of the plot on his life, too giddy from his kill to pay much attention.
>>8004864
>
>>8004860
ARENA EVENT
>>8004880
Wow, King Knight. Still being your true despicable self? The show is over because everyone knows that you're a piece of shit anyway.
>>8004816
If some cartoon faggets wanna do it, sure.
>>8004875
Which one is clover???
>>8004839
Tooth
>>8004875
>Pokemon Clover is out
oshit
>>8004913
AHHHHHHH-!
>>8004888
Nope, you can't. Guess you're gonna have to go bald.
>>8004890
Eh, maybe. Or maybe you'll be a good meatshield.
>>8004913
Huh. Not how I expected to go.
Whatever. Later.
>>8004914
oh look you're still retarded
done giving you replies after this
>>8004913
WHAT THE FUCK?!
>>8004839
Tooth.
>>8004938
Thank you for hosting. I believe it's my time to be off.
>>8004936
Oh. I thought it was finally done.
>>8004938
Just like that, we're down to five.
>>8004952
fuck did you just call me?
>>8004888
If you knew you're hair is shit. Why did you dye it that way?
>>8004889
>grabs a paper bag and sets it in front of you
In there, I don't wanna see goat chunks everywhere kiddo.
>>8004942
I might just. Bye.
>>8004913
Prince Leo. Odin.
I can't say this has been a pleasure.
>>8004944
>lack of punctuation
Fuck off Red/Ichigo
>>8004952
>>8004951
fug
you had to tie it right as i picked horn up
oh well too late now
>>8004913
>Owain burns alive in the flaming wreckage after the missle attack, clutching his legendary sword to his chest as he is engulfed by the inferno.
>>8004968
>I rarely post like anon
>>8004982
>Well shit. No big deal dude. My bad for posting too slow.
>>8004959
Day five.
>>8004970
>Shoves a bucket on her head
>>8005007
Tenma-sen-
>>8005019
GAAAHHH
>>8005015
ANOTHER ARENA EVENT
The winner is next!
>>8004968
I just got home ya faggot
I also capitalize my sentences
>>8004961
Under duress.
>>8005046
And it's over!
>>8005047
fuck off, Ditto
SHOO-WEE
LEAST MY ABOVE-GROUND POOL DID SOME WORK BEFORE I DIED!
>>8005092
Wrong slide.
Now it's over!
WHO'S TOUCHING THE CHILD?!
>>8005036
Tapris, i recommend you to not be here, that is going to happen a lot of times. but I can consider protect you for some money
I-I did it! It activated!
>>8005101
(Thanks for hosting! Never participated in an HG thing all the way through before.)
>>8004878
>slaps butt
>>8005093
>i don't even have a phone
>>8005101
Congratulations GO1, you are the new winner of the Express Games!
>>8005093
>Ditto
>... Nigga do you even realize how far off you are? I'm not ESL. I'm just lazy.
>>8005122
>
>>8005128
And thanks again for playing!
>>8005101
That didn't GO quite how he expected.
Thanks for the game.
>>8005128
Nice one dude, congrats! Thanks for hosting.
>>8005118
thanks for coming!
>>8005135
>spanks spankingly
>>8005104
Y-You'll protect me from the buckets?
...But I only have 30 yen..
>>8005138
Hanks for hostin.
>Garfielf leaves the thread
>>8005128
Congrats!
>>8005138
Thanks for hostin'!
>>8005138
Thanks for having us.
>>8005160
Bye Garfielf
>>8005102
>
>>8005151
>>8005155
That's enough for 30 minutes
>>8005151
Anon no.
>>8005059
Duress? What in the hell is that? Did you mean orders?
>>8005138
thanks for hosting
>>8005184
Rube yes
>>8005138
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>8005179
I don't have a choice, it's not safe here...
>>8005128
Thank you.
>>8005186
Force.
>>8005190
Anon no.
>>8005190
Kill yourself, pedophile.
>>8005198
Give them to me, NOW