HG / Hunger Games thread.
Continuing our previous game.
Night 5.
yatta
>>7924936
I'll not sully myself with some filth. I have my dignity to maintain.
>>7924967
Don't expect much in the way of gratitude from me.
>>7924962 (awawa)
>Her twin ahoge twitch.
Not even gonna give me a chance to change out of my gear before ya talk to me? Eheh... Oh well.
>Stands up and turns to face ya.
What's your name, lil girl? Maybe ya came for an autograph? I'm pretty famous after all!
>>7924992
N-no, who are you? You don't look familiar. I just wanted to touch those antennas.
I'm Aikawa, but I gotta go very soon.
>>7924967
Day 6.
>>7924936 (Monkey King)
But...but I'm king'a ALL monsters!
>>7924976 (Bea)
Yeah! I get'a, like, talk'ta people n'shake their hands n'tell everyone I'm gonna free 'em!
>>7925013
Well! The name's Nozomi Kaminashi! I'm new around these parts, but it's nice ta meet ya Aikawa!
>>7925013
>>7924962
And as for you, I suggest refraining from that in the future, for your own sake.
>>7924967
>monkey king has screamed 4 times in one game
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>7925030
fuck off cancer
>>7925030
H-heh... are you a famous swimmer or something?
>>7925040
Buuuuuuut...
>>7925024
Night 6.
>>7925026
Free them? From what?
>>7925041
lost
>>7924957
>>7925006
Kill a person!? All you had to do was defeat one of my two captains in battle! Jumping in front of my Boldore wasn't very smart either....
>>7925024
GET BACK HERE AND MAAAARRY ME! WHY DO THEY ALWAYS RUN!?
>>7925052
Hah! Swimmin's the last thing I wanna be doin'!
I'm a pro Keijo player!
>>7925066
Huh!? I'm gettin' confused here.
I clearly heard the word kill somewhere. More importantly, what the heck's a boldore?
>>7925055
Day 7.
>>7925075
But you wear a swimsuit... what's that?
>>7925084
Night 7.
>>7925059
The Underground, duh!
>>7925052
No. Just no.
>>7925084
Do as you will, I take orders from NONE!
>>7925090
What's Keijo? Glad ya asked!
Keijo's a sport where women like me hit eachother with our chests or butts, tryin' ta knock 'em over or into the drink! It's pretty popular!
>>7925099
The Feast.
Final 6.
>>7925103
Is this place The Underground? I never asked Mae what this place was even called.
>>7925075
I get a little, um, enthusiastic sometimes. I miiiight have yelled kill back there, but I didn't mean actually!
This guy right here is a Boldore!
>With a red flash of light, a large pokemon resembling a boulder with three stubby legs appears
>>7925119
It worked! Good job positioning those boulders, team!
>>7925112
So it's like twister...?
I have a swimsuit too, can I play?
>>7925104
Alright then when you least expect it!
>>7925122
Oh, no, this is the Arena. The Underground is, uh...underground.
Does Wiggins have a nigger fetish?
>>7925119
Go back to your brother, Camilla.
>>7925119
Day 8.
This has been the longest game I've ever hosted. That ends soon though because we're down to the final 5.
>>7925136
So there's another place where people are stuck? Yeah. Sounds about right for the world right now.
>>7925132
Eh? Eh!?
>Walks around the thing, looking at it funny.
The heck? That's crazy! This is boldore?
>Cautious pet.
>Pet pet pet...
Do ya control this or somethin'?
>>7925135
Hmmmm.....
>She eyes you up... makes sure to check the back as well.
I dunno if you could tussle with someone like me. Plus, I don't really see any place here for a round of Keijo!
>>7925152
Night 8.
Final 4.
>>7925161
>covers butt
M-maybe next time then, I gotta go get ready anyways...
>>7925167
Night 9.
Skipping peace now and we're down to the final 3.
>>7925156
Well, just all the monsters. All'a the humans are still on the Surface.
>the consciousness of Osama Bin Laden has been uploaded to the simulation network.
>BEEP BEEP BEEP
and then I woke up.
>>7925188
Day 10 and it ends next slide.
>>7925152
I don't know how sporting a 4 on 1 is, but if you guys say so...
>>7925161
>It wiggles back and forth happily, making a low grinding sound
Sort of! Well, as much as you can control any animal. We teach them to use different special moves in battle, and you sort of got in the way of one back there. Sorry about that.
>>7925167
I'll take first watch!
>>7925188
Ooo, this is like that abandoned mall Acerola hangs around
>>7925177
Well, don't let me stop ya! Toodle-oo, Aikawa!
Maybe next time I see ya I can teach you a few moves!
>>7925207
Time for a round 2 Reigen.
I hope you are ready
>>7925211
Y-yeah, see you Nozomi
>>7925197
Everyone's trapped by something. Take it from me, even if people look free something's holding them down.
>>7925207
Night 10 and we come to our conclusion. I believe this was his first time in my games too.
>>7925209
Don't sweat it! I'm still learnin' how this stuff works!
>>7925228
Congrats Monkey King!
>>7925228
Congrats Monkey King. Thanks for hosting.
>>7925242
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>7925242
Congratulations to the brute. And I suppose I should be thanking you anyways.
>>7925242
Placements.
Thanks for playin'.
>>7925250
Monkey see monkey do. But monkey did...human did?
???????
>>7925258
Thanks for hostin' the Hunger Games!
Now, if ya need me, I'm headin' out for now!
So... Err, don't need me! Later!
>Leaves the thread in a series of backflips.
>>7925242
Congratulations
>>7925258
Thanks for hosting
>>7925258
Thanks for the Trial! I can't believe I lost to a Passimian...
>>7925275
>>7925235
Alola!
>>7925242
Congrats!
>>7925258
Thanks for hostin'!
>>7925227
...What do the humans gotta worry about?
>>7925290
The government. War. Poverty. Death. A lot of stuff.
Does anyone have the most recent Know Your Enemy pic?
>>7925311
>>7925310
Oh.
...Well, we don't got that stuff, at least not war or poverty or anythin'.
>tfw not in the discord
>>7925329
People have their own stuff they gotta deal with. Different problems. When you're grown up you'll probably have stuff to deal with too.
>>7925348
Like what?
>>7925372
You'll need to rule over your people or whatever, probably have to fight people, lose other people you're close to. Growing up is hard. If you're already King though you're off to a better start than I was.
>>7925400
Well, I, uh...already lost some people...n'I rule over everyone...don't gotta fight any humans yet, though.
Post music
>>7925475
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qol5HvBR8jc
>>7925434
You'll probably lose more when you get older. It's life. At least you're already well off. You can probably change things.
>>7925475
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OD5GsDb_Cus
>>7925494
But what am I gonna lose?
>>7925475
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmxuZCuwpR4
>>7925475
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OK5GfyEpyV8
>>7925314
But I could never bring myself to hate LF, Cabbage-kun, Grimes, KK... Infact, the only one I semi agree with hating is Junko.
>>7925508
Friends. Family. When you grow up things change.
>>7925475
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxRo7ue3S0k
Most dangerous monster? Well, vampires are pretty easy–just carry pencils. Ghosts are mostly irritants, werewolves collapse at silver, and dragons keep to themselves… Naw, it’s one no one expects. It’s–
>>7925475
https://youtu.be/Tc8iu0XFUQc
>>7925560
THE
NUTSHACK
>>7925530
But...I don't wanna lose my friends...
>>7925560
Aw shit. I bet it's Candlejack, that cun
>>7925560
I carry a bowie knife for vampires. Bram Stoker's Dracula taught me well there
>>7925560
The Spanish Inquisition
GUYS WATCH OUT
THERE A SNIPER
A SNI
>>7925564
>>7925555 who got the get?
>plz no furries or ponies
>>7925475
https://youtu.be/o3u2L5Ql8kI
>>7925560
Yeah, it's your fellow human.
>>7925579
Sometimes... I regret checking.
Brb, need to load my shotgun with bleach rounds to cleanse my brain
>>7925582
hello, fellow human
>>7925565
No one does. But it happens.
>>7925560
The inevitability of your own death.
>>7925578
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxXfHxceMg4
>>7925592
Joke's on you! Death is the ultimate trip!
>>7925569
>tfw you always wish that Candlejack kidnapped you but he never di-
>>7925592
But...Tori...
>>7925610
>Kicks you in the nuts.
>>7925588
>Kills you and takes your wallet
Dumb bitch.
>>7925615
>Horribly high-pitched goat-child screams ensue.
>>7925610
I dunno how monsters work, if that'll make you feel any better. You might live way longer than I will.
First unlimited
>>7925630
>Laughs before heading back to my stream.
>>7925639
Kaito
>>7925615
>rubs dat pelvic region
>>7925639
Why can't you be more like your brother CleverBaitAnon? He actually tries with his bait.
>>7925642
Where is the stream?!
>>7925639
Undead Ban
Afternoon, weirdos. What's on the agenda for Crazytown today?
>>7925633
Well...as long as I don't have a kid, yeah...
>>7925684
Hiya! How're'ya?
>>7925687
Your BaitMother is spinning in her fucking grave. You kids should be ashamed.
>>7925696
fuck you dad you never came home
>>7925695
I think you'll be fine then. Like I said, you're better off than I am right now.
>>7925684
Welcome to crazytown. Please get your shit and get out.
>>7925684
You know.. You sound as if you find everything kind of bothersome, but.. You don't really, right?
But I think we're in for some waiting maybe.
>>7925703
You think I want to come home to BaitChildren who can't even bait a Hunger Games thread during peak hours? You're no son of mine. Go get a job and then we'll talk again.
Instead of circling the bait drain, how about an actual game? First 36.
>>7925684
... Probably kill each other. That's about all we can do besides converse.
>>7925684
Does it look like anything is happening?
>>7925717
Gishki Ariel
>>7925717
Bill Nye
>>7925705
Do you gotta kid?
>>7925717
Smolgore
>>7925717
Reigen Arataka
>inb4
>>7925717
Bea
>>7925717
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>7925717
Undead Ban
>>7925717
Cool guy Kaito
>>7925717
Mr. Bread
On second thought, I'll just make it 24. Keep entering.
>>7925729
Pfft. No. Don't think I'd be able to handle kids. Unless Mae counts.
>>7925717
Maria and Harusame
>>7925712
well maybe if you stopped fucking that whore down the alley you would have had something to come back to
>>7925717
Sonichu
>>7925722
Can I have a big mac?
>>7925752
>Keep entering.
I love it when you talk dirty, baby.
>>7925695
Bored. Need a drink. Or maybe some entertainment. All in all, a pretty usual day.
How about you, uh... furry little goat dude?
>>7925705
Whoa whoa whoa. Don't just tell me to get out right as I came to watch the trainwreck, dude.
>>7925707
Buddy, a lot of things bother me because they just DO. Still, I guess it doesn't mean that everything irks me. I mean, despite what I say, not everyone is an actual dunderhead... or at least I hope I'm wrong in thinking they are.
>>7925720
Oooh, ritual murder. Fun pastime, I heard... if you can get away with it, that is. I should know, being on the receiving end of it for so long.
>>7925722
Well, right now? Yeah. What a prophet, you.
>>7925717
Noah.
>>7925717
Rubick
>>7925717
Fortune-teller
>>7925717
Agrias Oaks
>>7925717
Lord Ainz Ooal Gown
>>7925757
Learn to bait before you try to take on BaitDad you ungrateful shit. My goddamn checks paid for your useless Liberal Arts Degree.
>>7925754
Who's Mae?
>>7925765
I've been talkin' with Bea for a while. She's awesome! Also, I got candy!
8 more.
>>7925781
f-fuck you dad
i'm going to make a good fuckin code and mom will be proud of me
>>7925798
Chihiro Fujisaki
>>7925765
Do not mock me, child. None could have anticipated that.
>>7925798
DEBIRU
>>7925798
Almas ass
>>7925798
Priscilla
>>7925793
My friend. I have to babysit her sometimes.
>>7925765
Just kidding around dude. You another bald monkey like the last one I talked to?
>>7925798
Mashiro
>>7925798
Dachvän
>>7925765
There's nothing wrong with dunderheads though, us stupid people keep things interesting and make smarter people feel good when they're inevitably right about something. But I'm surprised, I feel like you're pouring your heart out..
>>7925816
Hey! A similar image was in the /k/ patch thread!
>>7925798
Gas the Horsefags
>>7925798
Amami Rantaro
>>7925801
You know what you'll never be able to make with that degree son?
>>7925846
friends
>>7925798
Len
>>7925857
A female orgasm.
>>7925870
Doesn't exist anyway.
>>7925870
i wonder who i got that from
>>7925717
Camilla
Fucking finally. What took you assholes so long?
>Ahem. Welcome! We've collected yet another 24 poor unfortunate souls to duke it out in the games! This time, we're scaring their pants off in the Halloween arena!
Yeah, Halloween in February. Get the fuck over it.
>I'm Gavin, he's Michael, and welcome to the 28th Dynamite Games!
>>7925793
Candy? Sweet on ya, little dude... And no, that's not supposed to be a crummy pun.
>>7925810
Well now it answers your question: /something/'s happening. Why be angry?
>>7925826
Bald monkey? Well, we DO share an ancestor with apes...
And what, brown don't count for hair anymore nowadays?
>>7925834
Ehh, I guess that's true. Never felt any better knowing I'm not as airheaded as the people I'm surrounded with most of the time...
...And don't get any ideas. I'm only answering because I'm being asked; it's called tact.
>>7925884
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>7925886
I do not like being belittled. Surely that tells enough.
>She adjusts her hat.
>>7925884
This will do.
>>7925884
Looks alright. Dunno why I'm with that creep though.
>>7925886
Kinda looks like a weird toupee, if you want me to be completely honest.
>>7925884
Let's do this!
>>7925886
>Smolgore giggles at the unintentional pun.
That sounds like somethin' Sansy would say!
>>7925830
>>7925881
Swap us please~
>>7925884
>>7925890
c :
>>7925914
c ;
>>7925884
It looks so good I am literally on the verge of ejaculation.
>>7925901
...Hmmm, y'know, something called the "Golden Rule" immediately comes to mind. Though I dunno why that of all things is considered the "Golden" rule... There are so many smarter quotes out there that could use the title.
>>7925902
Guess what? It's actual hair. And it looks like a toupee maybe because it looks just THAT good. Believe it, lizard dude.
>>7925906
Sansy, huh? Must be a pretty swell guy, little goat dude... Or maybe he just has less respect for himself like I do.
>>7925821
Is this a legit ava or are you picking up filler
>>7925884
Looks good you two.
>>7925886
Well.. Since you feel like answering questions...
>Kaito slams his hands down onto a table then points the table lamp to shine on Noah.
Where were you on the night of the 15th?!
>>7925943
Why should someone of my station have to belittle myself so?
>>7925944
>calling muh soulsfu filler
Say that to my face in the Undead Parish and not online, motherfucker.
>>7925884
Here's to not killing myself again, right host?
Give me some time, screencap app is fucking up.
>>7925908
Thank you kindly dear stranger.
>>7925928
I really do need to find better sparring companions...
>>7925958
>
>>7925943
Girl, but whatever. It looks *amazing* on you, don't worry.
>>7925963
>head pats
>>7925944
A pic I entered for filler. I wish someone would pic her up... But at the same time I am glad no one has
>>7925978
Best abomination duo.
>>7925717
vinny
>>7925943
I dunno. He makes a lotta jokes n'pranks people.
>>7925978
Same. She's great but doing her faithfully would require ye olde English autism.
>Sorry for the wait. Let the games begin!
Alright, first up we got the ass getting fucked, and... jack shit else. Are you fucking kidding me?
>>7926014
I can't actually use this on myself, but maybe I'll find someone who needs it.
>>7926014
Here. Might as well share our shit and pretend to be nice before killing eachother.
>>7926001
Dammit! I'm late!
>>7926007
I'm more worried about her image being ruined by some asshole turning her into an attention whore.
Basically, I don't wanna see Asuka 8.7
>>7926014
>Amami doesn't move an inch from the starting spot
You make this look easy...too easy. And here I was thinking we had about the same muscle on our bodies.
>>7926014
Begone, vermin.
>>7926014
Groovy.
>>7926034
Yeah if she were to be played 100% faithfully, she'd have no interest in playing the games or chatting up anybody here. Probably just tell people to go jump off a bridge like in the game.
Thank fucking Christ, some actual action.
>Sonichu, Smolgore and Agrias are all using fun ways to pick off their enemies, while another person fails to set up their own weapon.
Fuckin' moron.
>>7926050
Sai-onara motherfucker!
>>7926050
I wasn't actually gonna kill myself what the- !!!
>Alright that's enough for me tonight. Congrats to whoever wins and thanks for hosting.
>>7926050
>>7926064
At least it wasn't suicide this time. Still, I wish I could have avoided this humiliating death. Maybe if I had kept the golden armor I wouldn't have had this happen to me.
>>7926050
...Do you even gotta weapon?
>>7926050
Huh? Oh you wanted to see my sword? Well alright just be careful wit-..
>Cut down with his own weapon, he's a very sorry sight.
>Five down, nineteen to go.
It must really fuckin' suck to be on the first death screen, right Kaito?
>>7926050
... Boo.
>Len runs away, apparently afraid of the ghastly form of the white form that was Bill.
That actually worked?
>>7925946
...The night of the... 15th?
>His face is deadpan - moreso than usual.
Not doing anything dumb. Why you askin'?
>>7925953
Lady, I think you need to learn the concept of give-and-take. Yooou...
>He points to Ariel.
...don't insult me and I...
>Then he points to himself.
...won't do it to you either. Golden?
>>7925970
Oh, can't really tell if that's sarcastic or not, but thanks lizard du-... chick.
Eh, not really gonna change much. You guys don't have any tertiary sex characteristics now, don'tcha?
>>7926050
>>7926050
Water and fire. A smart guy always knows the basics to survival.
The Neat Dudes?
Is the new Sabitsuki around right now by some chance? Been waiting for a little while.
>>7926093
Eh, it could be worse... I could be you, that sounds horrible.
>>7926101
>that autocorrect
God dammit will you fucking stop?
>Only one person falls tonight.
GOD DAMN IT
>I think he can make a very good video on how he died.
>>7926106
I think you need to learn the concept of 'royalty does not apply to such rules', fool.
>>7926120
I won't trust any of you to safeguard me.
>>7926111
You can turn it off
>>7926120
Struck? By lightning? It just doesn't make any fucking sense...
>Bill crumbles, turning to ash and reappearing outside the arena.
>>7926050
"Here lies Cardboardman. He got wet and became too soggy."
A tragic, fallen hero I presume?
>>7926120
SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS
SEND SHIVERS DOWN YOUR SPINE
SHRIEKING SKULLS WILL SHOCK YOUR SOUL
SEAL YOUR DOOM TONIGHT
I know a certain king that would greatly enjoy this song. Would've loved, at least. Everyone agrees that he was so much better when he was made of bone.
This is the scariest arena we have! FUCKING DO SOMETHING!
>T-Tributes are finding ways to get supplies one way or another.
>>7926125
Royalty, huh? I'll put it in terms familiar to you then: you don't step all over and abuse your kingdom, and your kingdom's people in turn won't drag you out of your oversized chair and burn you to a crisp over a fire. Understand now?
Say the worst curseword you know
>>7926106
>He slams his hands down onto the table again, causing the table lamp to fall off the table and break.
Don't play dumb with me! We found your fingerprints at the scene of the crime and have eye witness reports that place you near the area! How about you try telling me the truth this time!
>>7926159
Heck
>>7926159
...
...
...
>makes sure mom isnt watching
...
frick you
>>7926159
ERP
>>7926159
ERP
>>7926159
Scrungus
>>7926152
Fortunately for me, you are not my people. Nor do you know the inner workings of my people. Do watch your tongue before you rouse my anger.
>>7926147
Oh, just hurry and begone with it.
>>7926181
Would cuddle lovingly.
Oh. Well, that helps a lot.
>For many tributes, this is their final destination!
God damn it, now I'm mad again.
>>7926192
tell mom to bring some cookies pls
>>7926159
Niggershitcunt
>>7926161
...Wait, you talking about that pizza party Owen physically dragged me to? Because if you are, then yeah, I hid the last half-box of pizza from the dude. It's not like saving some for everyone else, from what's basically a black hole no less, is a crime now, right officer...?
>Even as the lamp crashed onto the floor loud and hard, Noah couldn't be any more nonchalant about the supposed interrogation. He reclined a little on his chair.
Soooo, can I go now?
>>7926188
And you watch yours too before you bite it off, Miss "I'm the Queen of Sheba".
>>7926203
F-Father... I failed you...
>>7926147
OP this is the most retarded shit you could ever try. the /trash/ here is just circlejerking and doesnt give a fuck about the game.
>>7926208
You know not who you mock, you pillock.
>>7926203
How absurd can this be?
>>7926203
I can see it all unfold in my head. Only death awaits aboard that flight.
>Rubick sees some of his fellow tributes, shrugs, and decides not to warn them.
It is a competition, after all!
>>7926159
Drongo.
@7926212
>Being this stupid
Kys
>And all of a sudden, we're down to our final ten!
Things are gonna get interesting now!
>>7926203
World Tour's the LAST time I'm boarding a plane bound to blow up. That ain't changing.
>>7926219
..."Pillock"? Really, lady? How archaic can you even get?
>Wacky shenanigans ensue tonight! We see Rubick and Chihiro getting to know each other better, and for once Noah doesn't really know what he's doing.
In the actually interesting part of the game, that doesn't seem like the kind of head you can use as a jack-o-lantern, but fuck it, you can try.
>>7926241
How great a fool can you be to assume that the standards of your worlds' speech are the same as my own?
>>7926203
What is this bizarre death you speak of?
>steps on a death trap
Oh...
>>7926212
>some of us do. Prove me wrong.
>pro tip, you can't.
>have at you, vile scum!
>>7926208
>Kaito turns his back on Noah and sighs, he's clearly irritated.
So, you hid the box from him? Did he pay for it? Because if he did..
>He turns to face Noah quickly, pointing am accusing finger at him.
That sounds an awful like you stole it!
>>7926260
>prove me wrong
>you cant
scroll up
>>7926260
>replying to shitposts
Dumb knightposter.
>It's Feast time! Only five make it out alive, but that's mostly because of stupid mistakes.
Huh, he's the last guy I expected to nut up and actually fight.
>>7926255
Any mage can cast a spell or two, and a few may even study long enough to become a wizard, but only the most talented are allowed to be recognized as a Magus. Yet as with any sorcerer’s circle, a sense of community has never guaranteed competitive courtesy.
Already a renowned duelist and scholar of the grander world of sorcery, it had never occurred to Rubick that he might perhaps be Magus material until he was in the midst of his seventh assassination attempt. As he casually tossed the twelfth of a string of would-be killers from a high balcony, it dawned on him how utterly unimaginative the attempts on his life had become. Where once the interruption of a fingersnap or firehand might have put a cheerful spring in his step, it had all become so very predictable. He craved greater competition. Therefore, donning his combat mask, he did what any wizard seeking to ascend the ranks would do: he announced his intention to kill a Magus.
Rubick quickly discovered that to threaten one Magus is to threaten them all, and they fell upon him in force. Each antagonist's spell was an unstoppable torrent of energy, and every attack a calculated killing blow. But very soon something occurred that Rubick's foes found unexpected: their arts appeared to turn against them. Inside the magic maelstrom, Rubick chuckled, subtly reading and replicating the powers of one in order to cast it against another, sowing chaos among those who had allied against him. Accusations of betrayal began to fly, and soon the sorcerers turned one upon another without suspecting who was behind their undoing.
When the battle finally drew to a close, all were singed and frozen, soaked and cut and pierced. More than one lay dead by an ally’s craft. Rubick stood apart, sore but delighted in the week’s festivities. None had the strength to argue when he presented his petition of assumption to the Hidden Council, and the Insubstantial Eleven agreed as one to grant him the title of Grand Magus
>He read
>>7926259
Just telling it as it is, /princess/. If that's how most of your world stills talks, then I'm guessing you're all probably stuck in the Dark Ages.
>>7926263
No. As a matter of fact, I paid for it.
>Noah says... matter-of-factly.
A jumbo-wumbo meatlovers and capriciosa supreme... and he was at it like a vacuum cleaner all over a pile of paper clippings. You would have done what I did, officer.
>>7926255
...I'm not even gonna THINK about what that donut tastes like.
>>7926269
Just because you are too much of a coward to speak out, does not mean I should follow your cowardly ecample.
If you wish to remain quiet that is your choice.
>Nineteen have fallen. Only five remain.
It's time to get this shit done!
>>7926203
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
>>7926307
>replying to my shitpost
Dumb knightposter.
While most of the tributes waste time trying to summon shit, another has to pay the ultimate price for their failure.
>Michael, you're actually commentating! I'm impressed!
Don't expect it to last.
Try eating a frozen banana. . . It tastes great.
Look at this shit OP
look at it. >>7926301
only retarded as fuck posters. this is the WORST run HG ive ever seen.
>>7926301
We do not have such crude talking habits as your ilk do in my caste, clearly.
>>7926332
Rooting crossbreed waifu.
>>7926335
There's always money in the banana stand
>>7926335
try shoving one in your ass
>>7926338
unbeknownst to you, that is not op
>>7926332
It's probably for the best we failed. It most likely would've ended in our deaths.
Although I'm still curious...
>>7926319
>summons Exodi-wait, wrong series!
>>Summons Ifrit to purge you with fire
>>7926338
>OP
They're not the one hosting
You seem new.
>>7926338
>TND is OP
Hello newfag shitposter kun.
>And now we're down to three as one fool thinks he can escape.
>>7926343
Thanks for cursing her to failure
... Jerk.
>Tfw you have the urge to make a "Everyone's Mash up" but with ava's music as sources
>it would probably take forever and not be that good but you still kinda want to do it
>>7926367
It sounds like somebody heard a good joke! I'd love to join them in some raucous laughter, but I'm afraid to compromise my safety.
Brutality! I love it!
>Thanks to Priscilla, we're down to one on one! It all ends tonight, ladies and gentlemen!
>>7926340
Caste? Ohhh, so you have a caste system where you crawled out from.
Funny, that... I'm actually Indian-Canadian. And I know India was big on that system a few centuries back... heck, some still follow it, actually. Well lemme tell ya, lady, I'm not an Untouchable so don't be so allergic to the way I speak.
>>7926367
...Uhh, no thanks. I don't wanna remember the last time I got raunchy in one of these stupid "games"...
>The brown boy uncharacteristically shudders.
>>7926401
Remove the /co/ncer, Priscilla. Purge the unworthy from the painting!
>>7926385
https://youtu.be/A8b3P_inkog
Start from the top with this, work your way down
>Before the final screen, a moment of silence for those who just couldn't quite make it.
FUCK that, let's get the carnage on!
>>7926417
>cone-cer
Really?
>>7926385
that sounds fuckin killer
how many avas would be in it?
>>7926401
(>final two)
(H-Holy shit I'm pumped and scared at the same time.)
...Liquor stors sounds about right. I need a freaking drink.
>>7926338
You can tell this fag is from another general. Willing to bet TLHG
>Game over!
Huh, looks like he actually got the wizarding stuff down. Good for him.
>>7926401
I wonder to who this tombstone belongs to?
>Rubick leans in close, reading the engraving on the tombstone.
Here lies Rubick.
Here lies Rubick?
>>7926422
Ah. I get it now.
Here lies Rubick.
>>7926438
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>7926423
Hello, newfag.
The winner of the 28th Dynamite Games: Noah!
>Congratulations!
>>7926407
Yes, and? I see no reason why you're any more worthwhile in comparison.
>>7926452
Hmh. This means nothing.
My thanks for this.
And thanks for playing, everyone!
>Winscreen coming soon!
>>7926452
SHIT WINNER
Thanks for hosting, TND.
>>7926436
Or a cancerous shitposter from days of old on /b/. Kinda reminds me of Morpheus... Only less skilled.
>>7926458
It's the best song you'll get to work with
>>7926452
Congratulations, and thanks for hosting.
>>7926457
Thanks for hosting, congrats Noah!
>>7926458
>per ava and avafag
I'm not following
>>7926457
Well... I 'died' pretty much off the bat but I give my congratulations to Noah.
Thank you for hosting TND.
>>7926458
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_T5d80HRsTw
(If you do make it, here's my song.)
>>7926452
Congrats!
>>7926457
Thanks for hostin'!
>>7926436
>le TLHG boogeyman
They don't give two shits about us. I have no idea why you guys are obsessed with some imaginary rivalry.
first 20
>>7926473
One Avafag picks a song for one of their avas
>>7926486
JOIN US
>>7926490
i get you now
it sounds fuckin cool
>>7926438
>>7926452
...Y'know, I've survived falls longer than that with only all of my limbs horribly mangled. Surprise, surprise.
>>7926455
Well, you got an answer. I'm more worthwile because I'm actually a WINNER now, Your Tight-Lippedness.
>Noah smirks a smug smirk.
>>7926452
Took you guys long enough. Now it's time for the actual cool dude to shine.
>>7926463
>>7926471
>>7926474
>>7926484
Thank you, thank you. Don't old your applause please, ladies ang gents, it's just too overdue.
>>7926498
like i said to the other guy, i get you now
the only problem would be how many avafags there are
>>7926452
This is bullshit! One of the best waifu choices loses to a pos libtard cuck from a canuck cartoon?
Rigged! Rigged!
>shoots laser reee's from his eyes
PURGE!
EVERYTHING!
IN!
FIRE!
>>7926458
So you need music? Here.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kW9Ignb78Vw
>Don't think this would be something Bill Nye would like but... I do.
>>7926457
Thanks for hosting
>>7926517
Fuck off cirno
>>7926521
>>7926458
>Since LT!Asgore doesn't really have a theme and the two I found I hate, the next choice is obvious: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZ3XjVVNagU
>>7926517
Hai Ciryed
>>7926521
Delet plz
(Final hurrah: thanks for the fun game, everyone! feels gud to finally win an HG game.)
(With that said, toodles. Noah, out.)
>>7926552
Bye
>>7926512
Again, depends on the song. I'd imagine that I'd try to put the heavy hitters in first. If I do a good enough job and there's enough demand I may do more.
>>7926483
>>7926516
>>7926537
Don't start taking requests yet, because I'm still not entirely sure if I want to do it. Also, it's got to be relevant to the avatar anyways.
>>7926544
>hi there
>>7926458
>you want them here now, or...?
>>7926552
God speed, waifu slaying thunder cuck. Nay your dragon dildo enter you with minimal pain this time!
>Seriously though, congrats on the win
>>7926561
If you give me the now, then I'll have to do it. And I really don't want to be pressured into doing it. If I do do it, it might just be low-key.
>>7926558
>So, Bergentrucking/ASGORE, then.
>>7926573
Just do it! Worst case it comes out bad, and you get to say you tried while enjoying something you found fun.
>>7926573
> I dont want to pressure you into anything.
>just think about it first, but it seems like a fun idea
>>7926596
I say give it a go. You already have a basic idea of where to start.
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
>evanescence is such a sad word...
>>7926596
>good luck with it
I kill for a living!
>>7926664
>DON'T'CHA KNOW THAT KILLING IS MY BUSINESS!
>...AND BUSINESS IS GOOD!
>>7926681
Stupid goat! Sophisto carries the Katana of Invincibility on his waist, not his back!
>>7926681
>casts comet on you
>>7926694
>Look, I tried.
>>7926695
>Fucking dies.
>>7926705
>teleports behind you
>uses iai quickdraw to slice you into a thousand pieces
>makes goat stew
That was completely personnel, kid.
Post avas and rate.
>>7926705
>casts revive
Okay, I had my fun, little goat. No hard feelings
>>7926728
>>7926728
This is the only card I have made up
>>7926728
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIZNN1hHqZ4
>>7926728
>We did this earlier but okay.
>>7926728
>>7926781
Wheres tai lopez
Hi.
>>7926792
>in our hearts
Which ava (not avafag) is the biggest asshole?
>>7926806
Asshole-chan
>>7926806
King Knight
>not a diss on him
>>7926812
I smiled
>>7926798
Hiya!
>>7926820
>nukes from orbit
Only way to be sure!
>game over man from Aliens died... Fml
Anybody got anything they want me to edit to say something different? I'm super fucking bored right now
>>7926890
>I'm curious to see what you'll do.
>>7926890
>I've got a few of her like this
>Also got a version of this with tears, go nuts if you wanna.
>>7926890
Edit this edit
>>7926896
Anything specific?
>>7926890
Do something involving Agrias?
Bonus points if Dio face is included
>>7926904
Kill yourself, Aussa.
>>7926909
>Hit me with a surprise.
>>7926913
I don't know the specific font used
>>7926949
>I think it's Wild Words that's usually used for manga, but saved anyways.
>>7926904
Anything specific?
>>7926964
>Nah, just try and have fun with it, like I said.
>>7927009
This is the only thing I can associate with you at the moment since all I really know about you is memes
S-sorry
>>7927022
kek
>>7927022
Kekek
>>7927022
>I approve.
>>7927022
Do the Agrias card one next please!
I don't care how it turns out, so long as I kek at it.
If you post your ava I will turn you into smolgore.
>>7926908
I... don't have the same font as either the edit or the original so... have... this.
I'm gonna do the agrias card now
Or at least attempt it
>>7927082
Fucking saved, great work matey
>>7927064
He was someone's secret ava, so it counts
>>7927119
Fuck, that one got me.
>>7927119
>casts ultima, followed by Meteorain, followed by omnislash, followed by luminaire, followed by Bahamut Zero, followed by luminaire+drop kick
>>7927136
No KotR?
>>7927047
Here
Suddenly felt sick during the making of it so I'm done
>>7926890
Make an image where King Knights admits to jerking off when looking at gay porn.
>>7927181
Holy shit that is a thousand times better
>>7927189
Begone, epussy craving scum!
>only lewd you will get from me of my ava, enjoy.
>if you want more, turn to google image search
Reminder that underboob is the best way to appreciate an anime girl's assets. If you dissagree you are cancer.
>>7927206
I'm cancer because I take in multiple factors on a womans looks?
Kay...
>>7927206
what about her personalitits?
>>7927214
Yes. Kys.
>when you peep on cirno trying to cool down
>>7927231
Does she have an icy dick?
>>7927254
WHY MUST YOU DEGENERATES TRY TO ATTACH A PHALLUS TO THE THINGS I LOVE?!
>>7927254
No. But she does look good nude sun bathing!
>afraid to post said image cause possibly loli tier which=ban
>>7927264
Because we love when the things we love have a phallus of love attached lovingly?
>tfw Cirno was your favorite 2hu until you met the HG autist
>>7927279
>nothing I do has effect on the actual character
>>7927279
>letting an hg ava affect your opinion of a character
lmfaoing @t your life
>>7927279
cute
Why is it so dead
Stop lurking
STOP IT