HG thread. Sleeping edition

>>7923102
...

>>7923102
Somewhere, there's a furry thread featuring a small anime girl. My sides.

>>7923102
I am both intrigued and horrified.
Mostly the former.

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>>7923119
>i was going to sleep and this happens

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>>7923102
Ah man, is this really the place where the next game's goin' ta take place? I don't like the looks of this one bit!

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>>7923086
>She flinches slightly and closes the eye closest to the anon's hand.
Going around petting strangers...

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>>7923119
My sentiments exactly...

>>7923153
>Chuckles
You are no stranger to me. I love your music.

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...well shit, I didn't think this place could get worse but somehow it manages to keep surprising me.

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>>7923104
>She yanks her hand out of the girl's grip.
Don't just grab me out of nowhere! And you're being too familiar again..

>>7923103
Kay.

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>>7923173
Just when I thought this place couldn't get any more excitin' I see a talkin' animal! Holy cow!

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>>7923102

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>>7923188
Ahaha, sorry! It's a force of habit, y'know?
I really like makin' all sorts of friends!

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>>7923194
>So this is what happens when 2 threads are posted at the same time

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>>7923199
You're easily excited. Aren't you?

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>>7923073
Dandy responds with a bright smile himself
Alright then, promise! I'll have QT clean up and tell Meow to keep his lazy ass inside his stinky room. Only the best of Dandy Space Airlines for you, baby. Wanna bring a camera?

>>7923173
Dunno man, it has been quite good for me for the last couple of days.

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>>7923212
Can ya blame me?! I just got here and already I'm seein' all sorts of crazy stuff! Talkin' animals, tanks, and... whatever it is you got!
>She gets closer to inspect ears and tails.
Is this some sorta cosplay then? Or don't tell me...

>>7923222
damit why is greentexting so hard today

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>>7923145 (Mordecai)
Hey, thanks! Don't worry, I'll pay'ya back!

...Probably!
>Smolgore waddles over to the check-out line with his candy haul.

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>>7923172
>She lets out a sigh and her frown deepens.
Are you going to take it back and make fun of me now..?

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>>7923102
>open this thread expecting more of OP image
>get cancer instead

fucking hiroshimoot

also all of you join a forum or an IRC there are so many other better platforms to RP on jesus christ

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>>7923222
I... Don't have one. I'm sure It'll be fine though.
>She waves a hand dismissively.
>>7923227
>Ahri nods, a hand over her mouth to cover her amusement.
Well I can't blame you, no.
Cosplay? Oh, no no no. They're real.

>>7923237
>Get cancer instead
Well expecting more of that image and getting cancer? Well I think you got plenty more of it

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>>7923206
See that you get better about it, and we've still only just met.

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>>7923263
GAH!
>She slowly raises her hands, fingers trembling.
S-So, can I... err, is this to personal to ask or...?
>Resists urge to touch fluffy tails.

>>7923282
Well we know eachother's names so we're pretty much best pals already! Ahahahaha!

>>7923237
BEGONE OUTLANDER

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>>7923231
>Rummaging through the arena store's inventory, comes back out and stops when she sees a kid dragging bags of candy to the front counter

Wait. What. Why's this kid here?

>>7923199
You just run up to random people and point out their species on a daily basis or is this a special thing?

>>7923222
I'm a chick but whatever. Maybe I'm just the only oe here who isn't completely nuts.

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>>7923263
Oh, sure thing. Let me know when you're ready and the Aloha Oe will be ready for you.
>Dandy turns around and speaks on a lower voice
QT, hide ALL the porn mags and dvds under my bed...yes the posters too.

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>>7923315
Hey, if I offended ya then I'm sorry, I didn't mean ta! It's just not every day I see a talkin' animal anywhere except on TV...
Well, actually, it's the first time!

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Alright, what's happening on thread?

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>>7923299
>Turning to the side, her tails flare out.
Just be careful.

>>7923341
Nothing Blyat, literally nothing.

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>>7923299
You're really just a weirdo aren't you?

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>>7923315
...Right. It's those weird murder simulators baby, I don't know why everyone is so crazy about 'em. But if there's one sane mind here that's mine.

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>>7923320
>With an uneasy sigh, Ahri stretches her neck, allowing it to pop. Her ears twitch as she overhears what he mutters.
Alright. I guess I'm ready...

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>>7923356
Well what ever,
>Drinks from vodka bottle, only to realize it's empty, and that it was the last bottle.
>The panic is real.jpg

OH FUCK, I knew this day would come....the day I run out of vodka, now I have to go find more.

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>>7923315
Uhh...ta'buy stuff?

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>>7923342
>She carefully gives one of the tails a petsu.
Ooooooh! This is so soft!
This might be out of left field, but has anyone ever told ya they'd wanna use your tails as a blanket or somethin'!?

>>7923359
Weird? I don't think so... Everyone's just themselves!

>>7923392
The store is over there. Go and get drunk you Russian bastard.

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>>7923334
It's fine. I should've expected this by now. Do you have a name or are you some sort of excitement sprite or something?

>>7923364
>Takes one look at Dandy's hair, then looks back at him

Uh-huh.

>>7923395
No. I mean why are you *here* as in, a place where people are killing eachother. I know why you're in the *store*.

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>>7923396
..Whatever.

>>7923409
Thank you, normally I would have kicked your ass for such rudeness. But due to such dire situation I'm in I'll spare you, for now.
>Runs off to find the Blyatmobile

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>>7923430
>Forgot pic

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>>7923418
Uhh...I dunno. I was just kinda here one day.

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>>7923396
>Ahri chortles, listening to the girl who gently pets her tail.
Well, Considering I do it all the time, I haven't actually heard someone else say that.

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>>7923447
I mean...
>Rubs her temples a bit and sighs
You want me to ring up that candy, I don't think we have to pay for anything here but I don't want the alarms to go off.

>Also finished my Bea run the other day, still gotta do a Gregg one. Ending was bizarre but I liked it.

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>>7923418
Huhuhu...
>Suddenly she strikes a pose!
The name's Nozomi Kaminashi, and I'm one of the best Keijo players there is!
>...
>She drops her pose after a bit.
This Hunger Games stuff is nothin' like it, ya know? Is it just me or is everyone a little more mean here?

>>7923426
Itsumi!
I'm gonna remember what ya said, 'kay? When I see you in the arena I'll be sure ta show ya what I'm really made of!

>>7923457
Well, I asked that 'cause...!
Actually, maybe that's a little too demandin', eheh... I'm all about makin' friends, but I don't know if I'd be so quick to sleep with someone!

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>>7923466
We don't gotta pay? But that bird guy gave me a lotta money...

>I finished it yesterday, albeit a Gregg run. Amazing game.

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>>7923466
>Suddenly the door to the store is broken down by a armored Russianwith a Kalashnikov walks up to the counter.

Where is the vodka clerk?

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>>7923474
>Her back straightens a bit, an eyebrow raising.
I don't believe I know you well enough to do such a thing...
>Her tail slides away and returns behind her as a hand extends towards the excitable girl.
We should start with names. I'm Ahri, pleased to meet you.

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>>7923389
Ready? Alright. Wanna walk to the ship or you feel audacious to test teleportation for the first time?

>>7923418
My hair's pretty nice right? No need to hide anything from Space Dandy.

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>>7923474
See that you do. I will be making my leave now.

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......

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>>7923474
Do I even want t know what that is?
>Takes a puff of her cigarette
Probably because everyone knows they're going to die over and over again and have zero closure.

>>7923497
Just give it back to him if he comes back. There's no money in the register and the stuff just comes back if I take it off the shelves.

>Did Bea to know her better and fix my RP, but she basically acted the way I was playing so I guess I was fine. You still doing Mae?

>>7923505
Oh Jesus Christ who are you.
>Points to the other side of the store
Over there. Just make sure you ring it up before you go.

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>>7923512
And I'm Nozomi Kaminashi! It's a pleasure to meet ya too, Ahri!
>She shakes hands.
So, what's it like bein' a fox girl, if ya don't mind me askin'! Havin' tails like that seems like it could be kinda annoyin'!

>>7923531
Hey, wake up! You're goin' ta miss the Hunger Games!

>>7923545
Well, if ya wanted to know what it is I'd be happy ta tell ya more...
>Staaaaaaaaaaaare...

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>>7923517
>She shrugs, opens her mouth to say something, then looks to him.
Teleport. Why not?

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>>7923522
Catch ya later then!

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>>7923545
Okay, thank you, here is a few Rubles for your assistance
>Gives Rubles, and walks out of store with more vodka.

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>>7923517
You look like you walked out of a bad 70s disco movie.

>>7923560
I have a feeling you aren't giving me an actual choice. Okay. What is it?

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>>7923531
...
>Hake stares into the car for a couple of moments until she finally decides to knock lightly on the window.
You guys really do sleep in a car..

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>>7923560
>With a snap of her fingers, the tails seem to fuse together into one, and then none at all.
It has it's perks.

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>>7923565
You're perfect~!

killmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillme

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>>7923545
Oh...okay! Ya'gonna scan the candy now?

>Of course.

I want to fuck Ahri and Haku.

i want to die

>>7923615
same

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>>7923578
What is Keijo? Only the most exhilaratin' sport out there! The rules are pretty simple. Girls only, no contact 'cept for the bust and the butt, and if ya fall down or get knocked in the water ya lose!
>She puts on a smug smile and a hand on her hip then leans in a little.
Y'know, I'm one of the best players out there. I train real hard and it really pays off!

>>7923592
H-H-HOLY SMOKES! How'd you do somethin' like that?! Doesn't that hurt or somethin'? Or are the tails actually fake?!

>>7923595
W-Well, I don't wanna sound full of myself or anythin', but... okay, maybe I'm a liiiittle perfect!

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>>7923563
Teleportation it is then, hold tight.
>After pressing a few buttons on his wrists and holding on Ahri's hands, their bodies banish from thin air and reapear inside a nice-looking spaceship.

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>>7923605
Because me alone isn't good enough..? Sorry for being so undesirable..

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hola. como estas?

>>7923605
>Wanting to fuck that slut and best girl
Outta my face fucker Haku is too cute for you to ruin with your threesome wanting degeneracy

>>7923626
N-No, that's not the reason...

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>>7923632
Tengo sueño

>>7923632
sad como siempre

>>7923650
>>7923632
Hello, do you speak English?

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>>7923605
A-at the same time?
>>7923621
>She can't help but let out a laugh.
It's a secret, No, and No. In that order.
>>7923623
>She blinks, looking down at their hands, then back to him before disappearing into his ship.

>>7923626
Kaito go bed. You're drunk.

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>>7923603
Yep. Just give it here and I'll scan it kid.
>Suddenly realizes
Wait so some guy was buying you candy? Uh, you need me to call the cops?

>Sweet.

>>7923621
>Just stares at her in a mix of horror and mild indifference

...okay.

>>7923573
>Stares down at the money and sighs
You know what? Eff it. I'll take it.

>>7923632
Mas o menos, y tu?

>>7923647
I didn't say anything about a threesome, I want each one on their own.
>>7923656
Not necessarily.

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>>7923656
Hm! Well, I guess I'll just have ta find out myself, won't I? It wouldn't be the first time I figure out someone's techniques just by sparrin' with them in the arena! Even if this one's a lil' different!

>>7923661
And if that's not good enough, the last one standin' in the arena wins a huge sum of money!

>>7923605
Same.

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>>7923560
>Ban is awoken aprubtly from the strangers approach. He's recovering his thoughts together after waking up from deep sleep.

THE HUNGER WHAT....? HUNGRY? THERE'S A MCDONALDS TWO BLOCKS AWAY FROM HERE, A GIRL OF YOUR CALIBER CAN FETCH ME A SWEET TREAT WHILE YOU'RE WHILE AT IT.
>>7923588
>The first thing Ban sees boobs, as he's awoken from the light knocking. There's no room for the invincible Ban to recover, from the sight of Haku's irresistible chest meat.

BO-BOOOOOOBIES...

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>>7923665
That's sweet of you.
>>7923689
Oh, you're entering those games too? I hope we can have some fun. You might not see what you'd like to, but I may just tell you one day.

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>>7923648
You don't need to force yourself to lie..
>>7923658
>It's only 8 and no I'm not.
>YOU'RE NOT MY REEEEAL DAD!
>>7923693
>She backs away from the car and the animal inside, she motions to roll the window down, the whole time she's doing this she's leaning over slightly to see into the car.

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>>7923693
>Suddenly, ban is ripped out of the car and brutally beaten by a Kalashnikov wielding Russian.

Perverts are bad. You are underarrest pervert.

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>>7923710
>>7923578
>Stomach ache is killing me btw so I'll head to bed.
>good bed

>Dandy

>>7923710
Unless it's what both of you want, I'm flexible.
>>7923725
Why would I lie about it?

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>>7923693
HUP! RIGHT AWAY, SIR!
>Without any further questions, or event directions, she starts sprinting at breakneck pace in one of the four possible directions.

>>7923710
Well ta make it even, I'm not gonna tell ya 'bout my techniques until it's time to show 'em off either.

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>>7923661
Why d'ya need'ta call the cops? All he said was that he was gonna buy me a buncha candy so I wouldn't be sad that he hurt me!

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>>7923689
Okay. So, there's a place where girls smack into eachother with their asses and chests, and make money doing it. You sure you don't just work at a strip club?

>>7923747
>Oh shit. Hope you feel better soon dude.

>>7923747
>Get better soon.

>Ahri

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>>7923650
Yo tambien tengo sueño

>>7923651
te siento

>>7923654
Yeah, and?

>>7923663
bien

>>7923725
>Because me alone isn't good enough
THAT SHOULD BE "Because I alone am not good enough"
YOU
ARE
DRUNK

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>>7923760
Eh!? W-Why are you talkin' about perverted stuff like that?! Maybe comin' here was a mistake after all!

TWO TO THE ONE TO THE ONE TO THE THREE

>>7923769
ayúdame, anon. cómo puedo dejar de estar tan depre todo el tiempo?

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>>7923757
>Eyes widen
Okay. Listen to me very closely. How'd he hurt you? Make sure you tell me everything because this is really serious now.

>>7923773
Jesus Christ it's like talking to Mae when she's drunk.

>>7923663
>>7923651
>>7923650
>>7923769
What the fuck is with these spanish skeletons? It ain't day of the dead is it?

I want to take Haku to bed and cuddle with her.

>>7923786
I LIKE GOOD PUSSY AND I LIKE GOOD TITS

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>>7923747
>Goodnight, I hope you're feeling dandy soon... S-sorry..
>>7923751
Because I make people feel guilty.. Even if they shouldn't feel that way about me..
>>7923772
>I'm not drunk, I'm just stupid.

>>7923818
This.
And drink alcohol with her.

>>7923813
No, that's November 2nd.

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>>7923756
It's a deal then.
>She nods to Nozomi.

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>>7923796

>>7923825
SMOKE SO MUCH WEED YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE

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>>7923793
Beba más leche. Los huesos fuertes conducen a una vida fuerte

>>7923841
And today's date is November 1st 2016. Hillary is gonna be elected soon. Which means no more election comercials.

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>>7923843
Nice!
Well then, Ahri, if ya need me, I'm goin' ta be trainin' for the next round! Can't slack on my exercise!

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>>7923796
Uhhh, well...he tried'ta explain'ta me why a buncha people were naked but then he told me I got cooties? Or somethin'? I dunno...

>>7923854
AND I GET MORE ASS THAN

>>7923859
kha

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>>7923102

>>7923868
>Lmao this shit is hilarious.

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>>7923870

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>>7923847
What? You're telling me that you fight people with your ass and your tits and you expect me to believe it. Excuse me for thinking you're nuts.

>>7923868
A bunch of people were- oh what the eff. Did he touch you? Like in bad places? ...did the *other* people touch you???

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Salutations

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>>7923740
>Ban wasn't beaten by a Kalishnimov weilding Russian at all, in fact it was an illusion conjured from Ban's evil eye this whole time.

>>7923756
YES! Knew that's plan would work, phew.
>>7923725
Quit fussing around li.......I'll....
>Ban blissfully cradles himself back to sleep, shifting smoothly along the comdy leather seats.

>>7923895
TWO TO THE ONE ONE TO THE 3

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>>7923906
What?! No! I didn't go anywhere near those people! N'he didn't touch me!

...Wait, what're "bad places"?

>>7923924
I MET A BAD BITCH LAST NIGHT IN THE D

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>>7923906
Oh, I get it! You're just not used ta it 'cause you're an animal! Guess ya can't really participate or watch like that, huh?
Anyways, I gotta go hit the gym! Can't have my butt gettin' too flabby! Later!

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>>7923863
It'd be a shame if you did. Take care.

>Actually going to head out.
>Good night.

>>7923911
ayy lmao

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What madness did I just stumble across?

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>>7923913
Not a hallucination, pervert.
>Continues beating ban the but of Kalashnikov. Then puts handcuffs on him.
Off the Police Station we go criminal scum.

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>>7923928
Okay, so he didn't touch you, how'd he hurt you? Bad places like, where you wear underwear.

>>7923946
...yeah that's totally it. My bad. Seeya.

>>7923967
Nice god modding

>>7923939
LET ME TELL YOU HOW IM GONNA

>>7923973
>>7923928
Oh god, I know where this is going. And it ain't pretty. God help us all.

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Judging by the silence, now seems like a good time to collect 24 of you for a quick game.

No duplicates.

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>>7923913
Oh.. I guess he worked hard today..
>She straightens out and just stares at the car for a couple of moments.
Goodnight..?

>>7924011
epic xD filename lol!

>>7924011
Kys

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>>7923992

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>>7924011
Skeleton Man

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>>7924004
It's not going anywhere. I don't touch kids.

>>7924011
Bea

>>7924022
>kissu

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>>7924011
>Filename.

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>>7924011
Blyatman, best hero

>>7924022
>pets
Shocking truth!

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>>7924011
Eggman-kun

Anyone who enters is a retard who can't fucking read.

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>>7923973
Oh...oh, no! He never did that! N', uhh...uhh...
>Smolgore suddenly looks down at the ground and shuffles his feet. You can't see his face, but he gives off an aura of sadness.
...He reminded me of my mom n'dad...

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>>7923962
Nothing. You've stumbled upon nothing out of the ordinary.

>>7924028
That's what they all say, especially in the Incestous hentai novels I collect.

>>7924044
t. Baited newfag

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>>7924011
Smolgore

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>>7924011
Maria and Harusame

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Judging by the silence, now seems like a good time to collect 24 of you for a quick game.

No duplicates.

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>>7924011
A dumb Retard

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>>7924011
Monkey King

The bait could easily be bait.

>>7924053
Anon, just sit back and relax and just enjoy the ride my friend.

>>7923962
I think there are a few you don't have here.
https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/?tags=answered_prayers

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>>7924011
Amami Rantaro

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>>7924047
Okay. Okay.
>Calms down, lights a fresh cigarette
You lose your parents?

>>7924053
Not even going to ask.

>>7924071
>he didn't make it a .gif
Faggot

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>>7924011
James Storm

Why are you still entering?

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>>7924111
Why not?

>>7924116
Why not ignore obvious bait instead of enabling it?

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>>7924111
Someone will pick it up

Right?

>>7924116
>>7924111
Kek demands that you all stop entering the bait.

>>7924129
No

>>7924111
>>7924124
>Getting this upset over people fucking around

You must be new here.

>>7924015
lol!!!!!!!!!!

>>7924137
>Baiting games is okay now.

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>>7924124
It doesn't matter, getting a roster or not. We still have to wait regardless

Your hopes will Be Answered, fIrst Twenty four

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>>7924136
...

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>>7924103
...
>Smolgore doesn't respond but keeps looking at the ground. You swear you can see a tear fall from his shadowed face.

Fuck this.

Give me 36.

>>7924153
I don't know...this kinda looks like bait...

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>>7924160
Monkey King

Lord Seth, please have mercy on us and host a late night game please.

>>7924160
>>7924028
Bea

>>7924160
>>7924164

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>>7924160
Maa

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>>7924160
>>7924096
Amami Rantaro, please.

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>>7924160
Maria and Harusame

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>>7924160
Kosaku Kawajiri

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>>7924160
Syria.

You have my trust, I suggest you go through with this.

>>7924168
Everyone pray together to lord Seth, maybe with our combined energy, we may summon him to the thread.

>>7924160
>>7924059

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>>7924160
Eggman-kun

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>>7924160
Haku Yowane

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>>7924153
>This one made me laugh.

>>7924159
...I lost my Mom a while ago.
>Sits down beside him and blows some smoke

>>7924035
>>7924160
Blyatman, greatest hero

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>>7924160
Reigen Arataka

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>>7924160
Chaika!

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>>7924160
Undead Ban

>if this is bait I'll do a shitty 24. The choice is yours.

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>>7924160
Chika Takami

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>>7924160
Len

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>>7924160
Camilla

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>>7924160
Rice

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>>7924160
Lightning Emperor Raitei

>>7924160
>>7924108

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>>7924160
Mystery bag

>>7924217
>If it is bait just take the roster from this one.

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>>7924160
Kim Pine

>>7924189
>\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/

>>7924255
Yeah no. I'm not doing that. I've stopped picking rosters up. All it does is encourage bait.

>>7924269
based

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>>7924051
I would like to direct your gaze to the origin of this place.
>>7924081
>I only wish, but I already checked there. Thanks anyhow!
>>7924153
>>7924160
Gishki Ariel

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>>7924201
>Smolgore looks at the ground for a few more seconds before lifting and turning his head to face Bea, his eyes red and cheeks slightly stained with tear trails.
...Why do people gotta die?

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>>7924160
Mysterious Heroine X

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>>7924160
Cinnamon Roll

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>>7924160
Gandalf the Pu

>>7924217
lol ok

>>7924287
g*

>>7924287
The Pu?!

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>>7924279
That pussy will be mine.

>>7924051
P-Princess?

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>>7924160
Redman

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>>7924160
Olivia

>>7924322
kys wigg

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>>7924160
Sticky Fingaz

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>>7924336
I missed you too, anon!
>Hugs

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>>7924277
You. See. Nothing.
>>7924306
Hmmm...? Why, yes I am a princess. But though adventuring, that holds no meaning to me.

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>>7924278
>Sighs and leans on the counter

I don't know. I just know it happens and it effin sucks.

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>>7924357
>>7923102
Denying the facts is pointless. Even if it's unsightly.

V-Vert?

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>>7924305
I am not a feline nor should I be owned.

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Hmmm... it seems we've been baited. I'll take 24 of you, now.

Yep, this was fuckin bait.

>>7924395
>>7924281

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>>7924395
Nrvnqsr Chaos

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>>7924395
Mysterious Heroine X

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>>7924395
Gishki Ariel

>>7924395
>>7924059

>>7924108
>>7924395

>>7924395
>>7924257

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>>7924395
Kosaku Kawajiri

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>>7924395
Maria and Harusame

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>>7924395
Chika Takami

>>7924395
>>7924338
Sticky Fingaz

Hope to christ this isn't fuckin bait

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>>7924395
I don't think you really want anything.

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>>7924395
Haku Yowane

>>7924395
>>7924028

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>>7924395

Monkey king.

This joke is getting older than zeus's

>>7924395
>>7924322
Olivia!

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>>7924395
Broken Matthew Hardy

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>>7924373
>She doesn't bother to look, as Syria kept her eyes focused on the lady.
I am denying nothing. There are no facts for me to deny in the first place.
>>7924395
Syria

>>7924376
They ain't been around in a awhile. Sorry champ.

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>>7924395
Little Toy Robot

>>7924395
>>7924213

>>7924395
>>7924235

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>>7924395
Virgina Maxwell

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>>7924395
Wakasagihime

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>>7924395
Nozomi Kaminashi

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>>7924395
Professor James Moriarty

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>>7924395
Lana

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>>7924395
Ban

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>>7924362
Yeah...yeah, it does...
>Smolgore looks at the pile of candy he had dropped on the counter.
...D'ya want some'a this'ta make'ya feel better?

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>>7924441
Then cast your eyes upon the miserable sight at the very footstep of this place and tell me it isn't unbecoming.

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>>7924453

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>>7924483
...Oooi. Oi!
>She walks up and starts waving a hand in front of your face.
You okay there? You're droolin'!

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>>7924469
I'm alright. Don't want to take any of your candy if you need it to feel better.

>>7924505
>5n@fbooru

>>7924514
>Saved it from somewhere else. Not my fault someone didn't crop it right. I'll need to fix it myself later.

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>>7924505
...Don't'cha wanna feel better, too?

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>>7924499
Is this what love is?

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>>7924482
Cast my eyes on what? The only thing I can see is you, the people of this place, and my gear.

>She crosses her arms, tapping her right foot on the ground.

But, to whatever you are talking about... it must be a horrid sight to behold.

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>>7924550
Turn your gaze towards the entrance and it will be a plain as day.

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>>7924541
Woah!
>She scoops you up in her arms and starts running with you.
We've got ta get you a medic on the double!

Oi! Oooi! Any medics around here? We've got someone who's puttin' out a lot of blood!

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>>7924540
Candy doesn't do it for me. Don't worry about it okay?

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>>7924564
Well...what'd'ya want? There's gotta be somethin'...

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Here ya go. Tell me who I missed because I'm fairly sure I missed someone.

>>7924562
>stuffs face into your boobs to stop the bleeding

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>>7924562
I be a medic lassie.

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>>7924587
Swap please.
>>7924426
>>7924457

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>>7924560
>She looks at the entrance then turns her gaze on to the lady again.
I don't see a thing. Now if you excuse me, I have a battle to win.

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>>7924587
Alright! Now that I know what I'm doin', this time I'm gonna go for gold!

>>7924594
>>7924601
>Carefully sets the anon down.
Here ya go then! See to him, pretty please!
I've got a game to catch!

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>>7924587
>>7924467
>swap

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>>7924587
Looks alright.

>>7924576
I'd say booze but I have to be more responsible than that. I'll find something eventually, don't sweat it. You feel better?

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>>7924587
So this really was real...

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>>7924587
No swaps today because that'd take too long. I apologize.
Bloodbath.

>>7924606
Thanks man I appreciate that but you don't have to switch places with me

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>>7924607
You must be blind or uncaring. Good riddance.

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>>7924587
Let's do this!

>>7924625
...Yeah. Yeah, I do! Thanks...uhh...

>>7924650
>It's still all the candy from earlier.

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>>7924650
Alright! This time, instead of waitin' around like a sittin' duck, I'm goin' ta get outta here!
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>>7924618
Arigato.

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>>7924650
Ha! These puny foes were no match for the strength of my rock pokemon!

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>>7924587
Ready as ever, Host… I'm not going to waste this chance to shine!

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>>7924662
I'm Bea. What's your name kid?

>>7924650
Not hanging around. Everyone here is effing insane.

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>>7924651
>Oh, I'm just going to be busy making dinner so don't worry about it.

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>>7924650
Oh! ....Shit, there goes my luck. Guess I'll sit this one out for now.