HG thread.
Reigen Arataka
Space Dandy
>>7921758
Anne Hanakoizumi
>>7921758
Rice
Maa
>>7921758
Mordecai
Jesus anon
Comrade Soviet
>>7921758
Arthur Pendragon
>>7921758
Haku Yowane
Euler
>>7921758
Fat bastard
Yuri Plisetsky
Cirno
>>7921758
Madoka
Nrvnqsr Chaos
>>7921758
Kerberos
>>7921758
Blyatman
>>7921758
the Ghost
Nozomi Kaminashi
>>7921758
If this is registration then put me in.
Itsumi Erika
>>7921758
Smolgore
>>7921606 (Mordecai)
...Just by knowin'?
>>7921671 (Soviet)
>Smolgore gets handed the helmet.
Ugh! This thing...ugh, it's r-really heavy!
Otabek Altin
>>7921758
Leslie
Nozomi
Undead Ban
>>7921690
Nope, just a brief lewd wave last thread and just gave Gorey a Russian helmet. Other than that nothing too bad. How have you been?
>>7921806
Syria
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
Mysterious Heroine X
>>7921822
Okay, that is good news comerad.
>>7921812
It's girls showing off their chests dude. You wanna see that?
Eggman-kun
angry loli
>>7921810
Squido?
Ignis Scientia
>>7921797 (Gastly)
(Since I posted and it took so long the thread changed)
>>7921814
>>7921797
I don't think I like the sound of that very much.
>>7921838
>>7921758
Wind Sage Vaati
>>7921782
This cat is as cute as ever..
This Dude
33/36.
>>7921812
It is made out of pure steel. Just put it on your head and it won't be that heavy, when the horns get in the way, just cut open holes to make space for the to stick out
>>7921860
Ichigo
>>7921860
Fit Tits
>>7921860
Rin Hoshizora
Himiko Yumeno
Was good niggas
>>7921854
So that's who you chose, I was thinking of either her or Sayaka desu
>>7921875
>>>/l/
>>7921848
>With a shrug, Ahri brings her fingers close to him, then withdraws quickly, clearing her throat.
Well... It depends on if you are actually a spirit. I'm interested though, because I've never had the chance to talk to one before.
They've never had a voice.
>>7921887
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>7921834
The good thing about these lewd waves is that they stay in one place and don't spread.
>>7921864
>Helmet of pure steel
>Not heavy
>>7921887
Looks good dude!
Minamoto no Raikou
>>7921873
>>7921887
>swap please
>>7921884
>slightly suspicious bulge
>>7921887
Don't you trust me?
>>7921777
(Hey space Dandy. Looks like you survived the weekend)
>>7921887
Okay this look good. Now let us begin host.
>>7921869
>>7921871
Swap.
>>7921887
>>7921897
My kind usually talks to each other, not humans.
Though it's not unheard of.
By the way, unless you're immune to poison, I'd ask before touching me.
>>7921887
I don't know what I'm in for, but I'm definitely not goin' ta go easy on any of ya! The name's Nozomi Kaminashi, and I'm goin' ta win!
>>7921922
oVo
>>7921835
Well, I...I dunno! Is it bad?
>>7921864
>Smolgore attempts to lift the helmet up and onto his head. He fumbles it and drops it...right on his foot.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
>>7921887
As ready as I shall ever be.
>>7921858
...
>>7921922
>Notices slight suspicious bulge
OwO
What's This?
>>7921935
that's a filler you thirsty ass retard
>>7921919
mama rice
>>7921944
Show bum
What does Ryan Gosling say to the nigger?
>>7921887
This looks.. Continue please...
>>7921961
>>7921966
Hail Hydra
>>7921949
It's not something kids should be looking at dude. At least wait until you're like, 12. Don't tell anyone I said that though.
>>7921887
Looking good, baby.
>>7921925
>(Barely, but I managed to keep my sanity.)
I see with my little space eye, 9 tails moving around.
>>7921966
I fucked your mom
>>7921966
Kys Baron
>>7921966
Burrrpp
>>7921938
>She chews her bottom lip, pouting.
You're made completely a poison? ... Are you sure you're not a product of Noxian experiments?
>>7921966
i swapped them out lol
>>7921944
I hope you're not all bark.
>>7921987
We'll need to conserve our gas even with this..
>>7921987
Dude...at least...call an ambulance....
>>7921987
(Sigh) why must I always flee from the cornicupia.
>Continues to run while drinking vodka.
>>7921958
>Thirtsy as she retard
That's not even a good pic. I'm just swapping out because I have to go
>>7921987
That was meant for someone less of an nuisance
>>7922014
Bedtime?
>>7922006
>to conserve our gas
That's a good Mädchen. Save the good stuff for the filthy subhumans. You make Uncle Adolf proud.
>>7922014
>That autocorrect
Why even. Anyway, see you later dudes
>>7921965
Eh? You with the press here or somethin'?
>>7921987
Aww c'mooon! We're all friends here, aren't we? I didn't know what I was doin' so I didn't get any of the supplies! Can't you share just a little? Pleeease?
>>7922006
>She rubs the back of her head.
Ehehe...
Well, I don't really know the rules so I'm not expectin' ta take first... but I'm definitely goin' ta try!
>>7921990
>Her tails swish back and forth as she looks over and gives him a light smile.
Fancy meeting you here again Mr. Dandy.
>>7921987
>Running away with her arms full
Heh heh. They're all going to feel silly when they don't have any to use.
>>7921954
Why does something so cute exist?! I can't handle this..
>>7921987
It's not like I'd be getting any phonecalls anyway.
>>7921987
>>7922008
Ok!.
>she pulls out her phone but accidentally slips out of her hands
O-Oh... i guess is too for calling an ambulance
>>7921987
Boom baby!
>>7921997
I'm a product of my parents, and I don't know exactly what I'm made of, but I do know that I'm poisonous.
If I want to that is. I can make myself tangible enough not to rub off.
>>7922032
If I say yes will you show bum?
>>7921987
>Haku sighs after the payment of valuable supplies.
They're definitely going to betray me.. Right?
>>7922036
>runs out into the streets
>>7921987
Day one.
>>7921949
>grabs the helmet and places it on you head for you
Forgot, you are still a child. Be careful and hold it at the bottom of it.
>>7922013
At least you don't die
>>7922014
>That's not even a good pic
What are you, gay?
>Gonna use Mordecai until end of the game then switching to Bea or filler after
>>7922044
>Has already bled out on the ground
>>7922072
Why tell us that? No need for it.
>>7922067
No more of this piece of shit
>>7922067
Shit, comerad down, I repeat, comerad down.
>>7922067
Here, hold still. This only hurt a little bit.
>>7922024
Are you some kind of historical impersonator? We're busy.
>>7922032
At least your attitude is half right but you're only going to fall short.
>>7922067
What are you doing you klu-!
>Boom!
>>7922067
Again?
Why do people always break my house down , it doesn't make sense
>>7922067
This is going to be fun!. but why 2 adults versus 2 teens?
>>7922063
Oh no! Don't you dare get hit by a car! If something like that happened I'd never be able to forget it..
>>7922067
First my phone and now this, how could I think anything could turn out okay for me?
>>7922067
This is why I hate Nekos sometimes
>>7921989
I won't!
...I feel kinda funny now, though.
>Smolgore suddenly pales and takes a step backwards.
...D...Do I have..cooties?
>>7922067
...Are we goin' the right way?
>>7922068
>Trying to stifle his tears and screams of pain, Smolgore smiles.
...T-Thanks. *sniffle*
>>7922072
>Don't want to be rude and have people think I'm dropping RPs I'm already doing.
>>7922047
It's fine, you don't have to... A product of your parents? Hmm. What is it like, being a spirit?
>>7922067
>Let's out a startled cry as the tree next to her splinters. Ducking behind it, she tries to catch her breath.
I was that close to losing on day one again....
>>7922067
Have you seen those crazy dudes flying and running around? Dandy has a strategy to keep himself alive, baby.
>>7922034
Not really a fan of dying and all but with such rich hotspot for rare aliens who can I ignore it?
>Raises a manly thumbs up at Ahri
...The usse is taking them with me, baby.
>And he goes back to be just a little bit under the weather.
>when a joke goes too far
>>7922093
Vous avez le cerveau d'un sandwich au fromage
>kissu
>>7922109
>>7922093
Go and shove a flag up your ass, you ass.
>>7922125
Night one.
>>7922123
Meant for
>>7922081
>>7922122
UM. Crap uh, no, you don't, but uhhhhh
>Realizes how bad this looks
Do you have parents to talk to about it maybe? Ha ha...
>>7922145
>>7922122
>pets your head
It'll be fine. I can fix up your foot later.
>>7922129
For the most part it's alright. You get away with a lot of stuff.
Floating and phasing through walls is a bunch of fun, too.
I could do without the lonliness, but that's life for ya.
Or me, rather.
>>7922145
You ever wonder why we're here?
>>7922131
>He raises a thumb and she giggles, then blinks.
Are you feeling well?
>She glides closer to him, looking a little concerned.
You didn't get sick in space, did you?
>>7922105
What are you talking about, Dummkopf? I am the real de-
Oh I see, you are one of Hirohito's after-nuke experiments. I really should talk to him one day. Pissing off the Yanks was a bad call.
>>7922145
>Sodachi's phone is still dead so the intel never reaches her
>>7922145
Why can't i get all the turns?
>>7922137
SACREBLEU! QUELLE OFFENSE!
>>7922143
I'll shove my flag up your ass you fake ice cream
>>7922145
Hey babe, you're looking for this dude down here?
>>7922054
Well I'm used ta the press gettin' up close y'know. I'm a Keijo player!
>She turns 180 and proudly presents her rump to you.
You're probably gonna end up seein' it anyways!
>>7922067
>>7922125
O-Oi! What's the deal?!
>>7922105
>She's already been defeated.
Geeeh..! This isn't like Keijo at all I tell ya!
Not gonna let that turn me away though. I'm way too excited ta drop out that easy!
>>7922068
Don't worry camerad, I shall win this game for Russia.
>>7922145
>Calls in the Blyatmobile for help in raising the truck.
>Uses its grapple to latch on and rio the back off
It's open, hurry and get the supplies.
>>7922143
+10 frost damage
-3 intellect
>>7922178
And I'll shove you into the trash, where you belong
>>7922186
>
>>7922178
T-that was a compliment in French, right? You are my favourite cocksucker after all.
>>7922145
Day two.
>>7922067
>She just cowers behind cover with the gun against her chest.
This is supposed to be fun..?
>>7922145
>After she finishes her coked up rampage she just falls over.
I should stick to alcohol...
>>7922203
That works. Though she should hold that icegun Mei has.
>>7922203
I'll shove you into a real ice cream, you faggot
>>7922211
K-kind of, honey
>>7922212
>plays shovel girl
>>7922172
Do I look like an idiot? Even if Adolf Hitler were not dead, he would be far older..You pull it off pretty well though.
>>7922180
Stop complaining. There will be more games, improve yourself before then.
>>7922122
Wait, what were you told? Was it how babies are made? I love that topic.
>>7922229
Let's not make it too gay. What will Sunny think?
>>7922216
is very fun!. games like this are fun.
>>7922169
Well, If you need someone to talk to...
I'm more than willing to listen to a spirit.
>>7922212
Small goat... If we can't make it out of this as winners, maybe we---
>Something about her loved ones.
... But I don't have any loved ones here! ...
>>7922237
She will join
>>7922161
Uhh...no...
>Smolgore suddenly looks very sad.
>>7922164
T-Thanks. *sniffle* D-D'ya have a Band-Aid?
>>7922212
NO NOT TORI! I-I'LL STOP!
>>7922212
So, what are you going to do for me? You better be helpful, I don't want all of this to be one huge waste of time.
>>7922226
Night two.
>>7922233
Complainin'!? Agh! Eh, I-I wouldn't dare!
You must be a pro or somethin' right? Got any tips for me? I'm goin' ta get the hang of this one way or another!
>>7922145
Just a little cut on my arm nothing to worry about...
>Dandy applies some desinfectant to his wound
Oh that doesn't hurt at al- FUCK SHIT DAMMIT AAAAAAGH THE HUMANITY.
>>7922171
No way, I was space born y'know? Just the usual crap about enough money for gasoline and food with low chances to find rare aliens, if only that squid kid would've cooperated...
>A long sigh empties his lungs
>>7922212
Thanks, bear thing.
>>7922249
Sure, not like I'm gonna decline that offer.
I guess I'll be off doing ghost things now, though.
See ya, foxxy.
>>7922212
I'm so hungry, but none of these are edible
>>7922225
>yeah maybe, but that doesn't spread fear amongst the enemy
>>7922229
That would be nice, summer is slowly coming.
>>7922259
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!
>>7922233
That's German science on the dark side of the moon for you. I'm happy you like the results. What I am NOT happy with is you throwing your lot with the Japanese...THE JAPANESE!
>>7922212
>After she runs away she sighs.
He was supposed to protect me..
>>7922248
Shooting at each other is fun..? It just seems like a shootout without bullets to me..
>>7922259
>She tried putting her fire out with alcohol.. It didn't work so she runs away.
>>7922276
I wouldn't know, I never played overwatch.
Who else has an icegun?
Mr. Freeze sucks.
>>7922259
It's gonna be fine, that little yellow flying rat is smaller than my pompa...alright where the hell is it?
>>7922259
>>7922254
If those bandage rolls count then yes
>>7922271
>wot happened during the weekend? was there a riot or something?
>>7922259
Day three.
>>7922212
What, Its not deja vu if you didn't die. I remember all the games I was in ofcourse.
>>7922259
Yeah songs, wait something dosen't feel right.
>Just as the knife is about to slit, turns around and punches his attacker in the nose and runs off into the woods.
Not today death.
>>7922259
As the only member of our group who is cappable of leading us, I demand that you give me a functioning weapon, a water pistol won't be useful if I have to defend myself.
>>7922292
>a freeze gun is actually a pretty generic weapon in fiction
>>7922300
Someone beheaded a Cirno doll for that.
Or it's proportions are fucked.
>>7922287
But every game is fun no matter what. i feel very lucky every time i have a chance to play one even if i lose
>>7922254
Oh geeze I'm sorry little dude, I didn't know.
>Really knows he fucked up now
You want like...some...food or something?
>>7922323
or its buried in snow
>>7922260
No, I'm also new to this. But why should I help you? It would be foolish to help someone that we will be fighting in the future.
>>7922283
We're not really Germans, we just appreciate the culture. You should be able to tell that much.
>>7922306
Don't expect me to thank you for doing your job, you're a heroine, saving unfurtunate people like me is what you should do all the time.
>>7922323
>it's the proportions, the rest of the body is buried
>>7922259
>Ahri mournfully whispers in Smolgore's ear as his life starts to fade.
I'm so very, very sorry... Please... Do not hate me.
>>7922275
>She gives him a wave as he disappears.
Farewell spirit.
>>7922271
Squid kid?
>She tilts her head.
Well, If I could help, You know I would.
>>7922306
>Ahri returns to find her camp burned down, and tries not to freak out.
>All that toilet paper was in there.
>>7922351
Goddamn japanese.
>>7922330
It's too late, the child has been curruoted. There's nothing you can do now.
>>7922337
Night three.
>>7922259
Not fair! I was havin' fun!
>>7922303
Do they have pictures of animals on them *sniffle* like the ones Tori has?
>>7922330
...Do'ya have pie? Or tea? Or candy?
>>7922303
Nah just people partying too hard because carnival, stomach pains, loud otside all night. scanner kill and babysitting. Quite the shitty weekend but I'll live.
>>7922342
> I don't know man, Captain Cold?
>>7922362
>maybe a third nuke would have fixed the issues
>>7922349
I only require money.
>>7922370
T-thank you!!
>>7922367
DUDE I WAS TRYING TO HELP OKAY I DIDN'T WANT HIM TO CRY.
>>7922373
We can totally go buy those! Right now! Pretend this never happened and I'm not a total jerk!
>>7922344
Even if we're competin' in the same event, we're all still friends in the end, right? I'd do the same if you were in my boots!
>Her double ahoge suddenly points straight up as a brilliant idea hits her!
In fact, I could tell ya all about the history and rules of Keijo!! We could trade! That sounds pretty fair, right?
>>7922370
Oh... Hey there little cutie... What are you doing...? Wh-why are you holding that knife?
>Ahri is ill-prepared for the assault.
>>7922344
EXACTLY! You will never be part of a true, new Aryan reich. Already defiled by the nips at such a young age. Depressing. I bet you don't even know WHY I went to war almost 78 years ago.
>>7922370
Day four.
>>7922400
I'm not angry, It warms my heart to see such innocence destroyed, thank you for making my day by ruinning some kid's innocence.
>>7922370
Can't even trust your own teammates to give you weapons, you have to do everything by yourself.
>>7922395
Heroes don't get paid, the satisfaction of saving a life is enough for them.
>>7922394
Didnt know that was a person.
Also, Japan is plenty irradiated already.
>>7922373
I have ones with bears wearing funny hats. Want those?
>>7922413
But you never eliminated the Jewish race. Today people are still going bankrupt because of them.
>>7922417
>>7922356
Yeah, a shitty brat without manners who has some dangerous tentacles, but if you're so kind...
>Dandy perches a couple of fingers under his chins and thinks.
How rare are fox girls?
>>7922417
Y'all are about to witness some mad skills from yours trully! These tricks are banned in tournaments for a reason so pay attention!.
>>7922426
Just 400 yen?...ahem
>>7922423
I didn't do that! I'd never ever do that dude! He doesn't even know what it is he just said he felt weird!
>>7922432
>I don't know that many ice related characters myself, was the only one that came to my mind
>>7922423
You need some help.
>>7922180
Pretty!
>snaps a picture
>>7922439
Night four.
>>7922306
>She jumps upon seeing the ghost then sighs.
I was hoping they'd be alive..
>>7922325
Not all games are fun.. Some hurt people and pain really isn't my idea of fun..
>>7922370
Ah.. I'm sorry.. I hope no one was hurt..
>>7922417
What was that?
>an apple falls from the tree and hits her head
A-Ah.. that hurts.. oh look, an apple.
>she grabs the apple and bites it
i'm very lucky!
>>7922474
WHAAAT?! Stupid game
>>7922403
I don't know you so don't act so familiar.
>>7922413
I have some understanding of the situation back then but as a Japanese studying the history of my own people has been paramount. Do you not recall that our people were allies? Perhaps the lack of oxygen from your death has left you an idiot.
>>7922461
How about I just give you my thanks?
>>7922474
Hmm... You should be glad I'd do this for you.
>>7922400
...All'a those things?
>>7922434
Those sound awesome!
>>7922470
>And now because she's not in the game, she's no longer wearing her keijo gear.
What do ya say? Front page? Headliner?
"Keijo Pro Visits Hunger Games"? No, "Keijo Prize Queen Visits Hunger Games"!
>>7922495
Oh c'mon, I just wanna be friends! That's half the fun, isn't it?
>>7922454
>Ahri blinks, scratching at her own chin with one hand while the other rests on her chest.
Well.. I'm pretty sure I'm the only one like me out there...
>>7922474
Day five.
>>7922513
Totally dude. No problem.
>>7922511
Fine, you're welcome.
You shall be safe!
>>7922474
A map, yay!
>the wind takes the map out of her hands
Map please come back i need you!
>>7922479
A game that hurts people? i never knew that exists
>>7922515
If you have any brains then you'd use such a relationship to learn how we fight and use that information. Not that it would help you, but if you're planning something like that then I should give you points for trying.
>>7922531
Give that back, it's not for you...
>>7922534
Isn't that better? You don't need the money anyway.
>>7922495
The deal was to NOT attack the Yanks. And what did you tentacle loving Arschlochs do? Exactly that. I lost because the Yanks came after my ass. I lost because of HIM!
I'm getting to old for this Scheiße. Goodnight.
>>7922566
Night five.
>>7922513
>squats down and lifts your foot up wrapping it with the ushanka'd bear bandages round your foot
Does that make it feel better?
>>7922531
Let me see what this saids..
>some random pigeon poops on the note and now is unreadable
Eh...?
>>7922564
It's nothin' like that! This is just my first time here so I wanted ta know more about the rules of your game!
Even in Keijo we're talways talkin' ta eachother about new strategies, new players and stuff! Even when we know we're goin' ta be facin' eachother out on the land! No sense in bein' anti-social just 'cause you're competin' against other people!
This thread could use more shit.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=l6xfMpnbds8
>>7922576
Bye Stalin's backstabber
>>7922580
You shouldn't be putting your faith on me, I'll just disappoint you, it's all I can do...
>>7922520
One of a kind huh? Those are good hints I've got the jackpot in the bag, baby! It's decided then, it's time for the both of us to go in a bizarre adventure my dearest Ahri.
>>7922531
Aha! That creepy doll is all levels of dead! Now the path is clear for ya boi Dandy to-
>>7922580
Unfortunately a landmine caught him off ward and erased yet another chance for Dandy on winning.
>>7922580
The Feast!
>>7922576
Good bed buddy.
>>7922533
>Smolgore throws up his hands in joy.
Yay!
...Wait, are we gonna steal it?
>>7922586
Yeah...thanks.
>Smologre looks down at the bandages.
Hahah, that is a funny hat!
>>7922629
Day six.
>>7922636
I can give you one if you be a good boy to the week! It is a popular hat in my country.
>>7922627
A Bizarre adventure? Where to? What's going to happen? ... Jackpot?
>She pauses.
There won't be a lot of weird poses will there?
>>7922603
You're a naive fool. I suppose there is no threat from someone like you so I'll tell you of the basics of Senshado if that is what you mean. You better listen up.
>>7922667
Those are some nice awooooos.
>>7922673
Yeah, I'm listenin'. Even if ya are bein' a little mean ta me...
>>7922608
My sides
>>7922677
Night six.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wd2Eyumtj4s
>>7922636
What? Dude no, I have money. Why would you steal stuff you could just buy? Who taught you that some kinda rat monster or something?
WELL IF YOU'RE SO EXCITED JUST LET ME FEEL YOUR BOOB! HAHA!
>>7922712
Stealing is good.
>>7922656
>>7922694
I'll just stick to the low haging fruits, it's the only thing I deserve...
>>7922694
Day seven.
>>7922715
>
>>7922730
>the underage anime girl who said that is bludgeoned to death
>>7922667
Posing comes with being the coolest y'know? But yes, we're going to space! Just a quick visit to the registration center to sumbit your name, a fast and harmless body scanning and bam! My pockest will no longer be hungry. And of course you get the chance of traveling on an authentic space ship!
>>7922726
ARENA EVENT
>>7922539
There's a lot of games like that unfortunately.. Like bloody knuckles..
>>7922663
...Is it gonna hurt me like the other one?
>>7922712
...Yeah, actually. Yeah. She stole some ice cream n'gave'ta me. It was really good!
More videos and shit
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3BO-SqjOTdQ
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aqrWG4VMKzU This ones pretty cringey
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MSENH3FE2As
>>7922750
Trees will be making it pretty close to the top of the hate list...
>>7922674
>Fox
>Awoo
???
>>7922762
Night seven.
>>7922679
Senshado as the name suggests is not just a sport, but a way of life. Through wit, ferocity and coordination, it is what makes excellent women out of girls. In Senshado, all that matters is victory, at all costs. Losing bring shame upon your entire school and possibly your family..But all that said, the rules are fairly simple. There is a limit to how much ammunition a team can have between its tanks, all of them must abide by regulations and be properly modified for safety and tanks must fit within the appropriate era. There are also limits on how many tanks a team can field in total that depend upon specifics of the match. Have you understood what I've told you thus far?
>>7922775
Everything with fuzzy ears and titties is a wolf now
>>7922745
>Ahri takes a deep breath, looking slightly uncomfortable about this.
So they just.. take a picture of me, and we get to come right back, Right?
>She shakes her head.
I have wanted to travel but... You have to promise me we're both coming right back here. If you cannot look me in the eye and swear, then I can't.
>>7922756
Oh... then some games are fun!.i don't know how many of those "dangerous games" exist but i'm sure they don't play them recently this days
>>7922779
Winner tonight!
>>7922788
Huh? Wait, tanks? I didn't see any tanks!
I'm talkin' about the Hunger Games! Are you sure you're talkin' about the right thing here?
>>7922757
Wait like for real...? Nevermind, I'll just buy you the stuff dude. I can't steal, I might lose my job.
>>7922721
Rigby if that's you it's not funny. I told you stealing wasn't cool dude.
>>7922757
Nope. It is very light and is made out of fur.
>>7922809
And it's over!
>>7922812
If that is what you meant then you should have said so..As far as I know, anything goes in these "Hunger Games". You just need to eliminate everyone else and any other rules are unique to the particular theme..Didn't you see our Tiger II before the ammo detonation?
>>7922827
above second
oh my god yes finally
c :
>>7922827
Congratulations Nrvnqsr Chaos, you are the new winner of the Express Games!
>>7922827
Congrats on the win dude. Thanks for hosting!
>>7922809
Where did i leave those landmines... maybe i can ask if someone see them!.
>>7922827
Wait wha- ..
>dead
>>7922814
Nope, don't know who you talking about. I'm just a anon who snorts 10lb of coc everyday.
>>7922850
And thanks for playing!
>>7922827
Ooh! Nice goin' big guy!
>>7922838
Ehehe... Not really. I was so excited ta try out somethin' new that I wasn't really payin' attention!
>>7922850
Thanks for hostin'!
>>7922857
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>7922853
Why aren't you dead?
>>7922857
Second place is good enough!. congrats and thansk for hosting
>>7922857
>thanks for hosting
>>7922850
Congratulations!
And thank you as well, hoster, for hosting.
>>7922869
>thanks *
>ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
>>7922814
Awesome! Thanks, bird guy!
>Smolgore gives Mordecai a hug.
>>7922817
Hey, I'm made outta fur!
>>7922850
Congrats!
>>7922857
Thanks for hostin'!
>>7922868
Because the government lied about drugs. Drugs are good for you, all those drug-related deaths were cover-ups.
>>7922861
Marry me
>>7922850
>>7922857
Thanks for the game.
>>7922851
>>7922861
>>7922869
>>7922873
>>7922883
c :
>>7922857
We'll be back as soon as the Tiger is fixed. Thank you for the match.
>>7922861
You can't win with that sort of attitude.
>>7922891
Drink seamen you cuck.
>>7922892
C :
>>7922794
>Ligth effects appear out of nowhere to create a good ambient for eye-to-eye staring.
You've got the word of this proud alien hunter you'll be back unharmed, baby! You're traveling with me, after all. Besides, with warp drive it would takes us no time to go and come back. Like taking a walk to the grocery store for a couple of smokes. It's the future, baby.
>>7922891
Hey c'mon, ya can't just ask somebody ta marry you out of the blue like that.
>She looks over her shoulder, and nobody is there.
...Wait, were you sayin' that ta me?! Hey, I can't marry you! I don't even know ya!
>>7922893
Don't worry! Now that I know the rules I ain't goin' ta go down so easily next time. I was worried that I'd hurt someone so I didn't want ta go too hard on anybody, but if that's what I'm s'posed ta do, then I guess I don't gotta worry 'bout holdin' back!
>>7922883
No problem little dude.
>Walks Smolgore to the nearest store and stands back
Just grab what you want, don't go too crazy though.
>>7922853
Rigby cut that out seriously.
>>7922807
You'd be surprised what games are still played in back alley bars..
>>7922857
Congratulations..
Thanks for hosting for normal people.. And me..
>>7922950
>Not a gif.gif
Reeeeeeeeeee
>>7922911
>Ahri sighs again, meeting his eyes, then nods.
Alright. I'll trust you...
>She smiles and pokes him in the chest, unable to deny that she is rather interested in finding out what space is life.
>>7922931
If you're reluctant to do that sort of thing, I understand. But no one really gets hurt for the long term so it's not as bad as it seems at first. I have some things to go over so I'll see you in the next match, maybe.
>>7922934
>Smolgore had already taken off into the store before Mordecai could finish speaking.
>>7922934
Who the fuck are you talking about? I just said I'm a Anon who snorts cocaine?
>>7922975
And ta think, I was pumped before...
>She suddenly raises both arms to the sky.
Woooo! Now this is really goin' ta be fun!
I can't wait ta meet you out on the arena, err...
What's your name?
>>7922982
DUDE WAIT DON'T GRAB TOO MUCH I GAVE HALF MY PAY TO THAT CHICK WITH THE HOOD THIS MORNING.
>>7922993
Pffft. Whatever dude.
>>7922960
Y-You're gonna poke my heart out with those fingers, baby. And Relaaaaaax! It's as easy as going for a ride with no traffic on the streets.
>>7922958
>Kissu.
>Her lips vanish mysteriously then reappear.
>>7923008
Hm? You can call me Itsumi.
>>7923023
>She huffs and crosses her arms, putting on a pouting face.
I'll relax once this is over. When we're standing here in this spot once more.
>Casually glancing in his direction, she manages to hide her smirk.
>>7923035
>Pets the habitual drinker
>>7923013
>Smolgore emerges from an aisle carrying enough bags of candy that you can't see the lower half of his face.
...Who?
>>7923045
Itsumi!
>She takes a hold of your hand with both of hers and vigorously shakes it.
Great ta meet ya! I think I already introduced myself, but I'm Nozomi Kaminashi, a Keijo player!
I think we're gonna be best pals, you and I!
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK HAPPENED TO MY IMAGE
>>7923102
>>7923102
>>7923102
>>7923095
The one...hosting...the...nevermind dude.
>Hands him a bag of money
Here, just, it should be enough. Should. I hope. I'll be back later, I need to go check my bank.