/sad/ - Satyr After Dark #57: Invitation to Candy-Land Editi

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MORE MILK!

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>>7907216

How often does Candy lactate? I imagine she milks herself often, and when she's masturbating it just comes running out. Breast foreplay is messy business.

>>7907273
Pretty frequently. She has a personal breast pump in her bedroom where she could squirt the milk out and give it to the Cakes for their pastries. Or weird pony salesmen who think it's lewd drinking milk from human breasts.

>>7907273
Pretty much constantly. She drains them first thing in the morning, by lunch she needs to squeeze out a bit more, and again at dinner, and once more before bed. Dad often helps with the morning sessions, since she's so hefty after building up over night.

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First for Sheep Molestation.

Cum is important for maintaining healthy, fluffy wool on a growing Sheep Satyr.

>>7907436
Can't argue with that. That's some fine parenting, Anon.

So how cut off were Eirwyn and her dad when she was growing up?

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fuck your gay ocs
satyrized canon characters now

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>>7907399
>Or weird pony salesmen who think it's lewd drinking milk from human breasts.

They're not wrong.

>She has a personal breast pump in her bedroom where she could squirt the milk out and give it to the Cakes for their pastries

Turns out human milk is a good source of nutrition for ponies and humans alike. It sells pretty well and is a high demand item. Candy makes a good amount of money doing that as her side job.

>>7907525
>Weak b8
Everyone knows there are maybe half a dozen satyrized canon character pics. Git gud.

>>7907469
Her dad fucked a sheep.
I'd say fucking ISOLATED.
I do have to wonder if her dad would even tell her where she came from.

Are sheep intelligent in the mlp universe?
I forget.

>>7907693
They can talk. They are on cow level; where they are smart, but property.

>>7907693
Normal ones are, the crystal ones aren't. But subspecies are always a possible thing.

>>7907714
>>7907736
If that's the case it isn't so horrifically outlandish.

My idea for how this all went down goes like this.

>Anon ends up in Equestria
>Talking horses what the fuck
>They offer him a boring job out in the boondocks shearing sheep and generally staying out of the way
>Oh thank goodness, a quiet place to organize his thoughts and make sense of all this
>The fucking sheep talk too
>Weeks turn into months
>Stretch into years
>He can't hold out much longer, he has needs damnit!
>On a particularly cold night, the unthinkable happens.
>He fucks a ewe silly
>No problem here, right?
>Two consenting adults, no issues.
>Months later the Ewe has a cute little baby-bump
>Calls him hubby
>Oh god fucking damnit

>>7907982
>years
He'd probably bang a sheep after like 9 months. One particularly friendly sheep that often talked to him

>>7908306
There's potential in this for a cutesy fiction. He goes from apprehensive, to calm, to friendly with the ewes, culminating in him and one very (read: VERY) friendly ladysheep getting together.

Little Eirwene would have tons of adoptive aunts and uncles fawning over her. My heart is all warm and fuzzy over this.

>>7908498
Shepardnon?

>>7908635
Hell yeah.

>>7908498
Another prompt to put on my massive pile of things I want to write. Sounds cute too

>>7908635
>>7908665
Shepardnon is fun.

Maybe someone should go tell the /mlp/ thread about these two, might lead to some fun content, who knows?

But now my heart yearns for the soft, wooly embrace of talking ewes who don't exist. It hurts man, it really does.

>>7908780
>Maybe someone should go tell the /mlp/ thread about these two,

What two? They already know about Sheep Satyr but the origins story would be the only thing I can think of. But its still just a prompt right now. Best to wait for a bit until we get more of this topic.

>But now my heart yearns for the soft, wooly embrace of talking ewes who don't exist. It hurts man, it really does.

I know that feel bro

>>7908844
Yyeeah, you right, you right.

But hey, can't have Satyrs in a bubble now can you? Eventually Shepardnon and Eirwene head over to Satyrville or wherever the hell everyone hangs out at and things probably end up changing drastically in tone and activities.

Admittedly I don't know enough of the greater Satyr fancanon so I don't want to toy with things I don't fully understand or have a grasp on.

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>>7908908
Dont overthink it anon, its just all in good simple fun. Soemtimes canons dont match and everyone adds stuff but its still fun. If you wanna post it over there go for it. I'll add when I can to it

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>>7908498
>Little Eirwene would have tons of adoptive aunts and uncles fawning over her.
So pretty much her entire world has been a tiny town, a huge field and an extended family?

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>>7909009
>that pick
Looks comfy as fuck. And yeah, pretty much. Like her own isolated Apple family

>>7909009
Tons of Sheep, a loving father, and an adoring mother and tons of nice, juicy gr-Tasty human food.
Nope, Eirwene totally doesn't eat grass when nobody's looking.

>>7909160
>Nope, Eirwene totally doesn't eat grass when nobody's looking.
Why would that be embarrassing to her?

>>7909512
Maybe her dad thinks it's weird for something with human features to chow down on grass?

Forgive me anon, it's midnight where I am and I am not firing on all cylinders.

>>7908498
>very (read: VERY) friendly ladysheep getting together

>"Come get some, you baa~ad boy."

>>7909677
>Shepardnon's lover teases and "berates" him over falling for and fucking a ewe.
>All it does is give him a shameboner and really turns him on.

>>7909498
Nerd.

>>7908498
>>7909009
>>7909160
>>7909512
It's Eirwen, not Eirwyn or Eirwene.

I want to see Mal and Nyx together.

/mlp/'s satyr hates mal

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>>7911950
>Doing it to annoy people, and not for the love of clit torture.
You are the cancer.

>>7912376
I thought clit torture was just denial and shit like that.

that's a disgusting fetish

>>7912437
Anon, last time Mal was discussed, we talked about shooting her clit with a pellet gun till she couldn't retract it. Torture is distinct from denial.

Though both are incredibly hot.

Operating under the idea that Eirwen is a shy, friendly young satyr-how do you think other satyrs view and interact with her?

>>7913424
I imagine a lot of them would have the inexplicable urge to touch her wool, "you know just for a second, if that's cool," and that after being asked the fortieth time it'd start to annoy her.

>>7912464
And I thought I finally found people that liked her...

>>7913424
Same as they would any other satyr. Prob try to befriend her and give her space.

>>7914511
I like Mal. She's a totally cutie.

>>7913594
>Touching her wool
Sheep love to be petted.

>>7914511
Not him, but I like her.

>>7914511
But Anon, torturing a girls clit does not at all mean one dislikes her.
Quite the opposite, in fact. It's a great way to show affection.

>>7914753
>Sheep love to be petted.
He was making a nod to the whole "touch a black persons hair." thing.

>>7915037
>He was making a nod to the whole "touch a black persons hair." thing
>>>/tumblr/

>>7914511
I like her enough that I'd invite her over to watch shitty horror movies with me, but not enough that I'd want to cuddle her reassuringly during the frightening bits.

>>7913424
They'd wonder if trying not to get shit in her wool while pooping was an issue for her.

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>>7915037
>"touch a black persons hair." thing.

>>7915056
That isn't even remotely a dumblr thing. It's a pre-internet thing.
Here, let me explain the basic joke. Blacks tend to have much coarser hair than other races. Some people come from rural communities or other countries, and happen to make a black friend later in life. "Can I feel your hair?".

>>7915120
Never heard of that before.
Then again, I'll admit I've never touched a black person's hair before either. Never thought about the possibility that it might be much different from other hair aside from the color.

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>>7915120
I've never heard of that, but between people asking to touch my beard and people asking to touch my brother's unnaturally curly hair, I can confirm that people are obsessed with touching hair that is different from theirs.

On that note, are there any satyrs with facial hair? Most satyrs are depicted as relatively young, but a few of them are definitely going to grow some bitchin' beards and crazy 'staches when they're a bit older.

>>7915152
Yeah, sometimes people compare it to wool, which is the joke I think that guy was going for.

Anyway, back on topic. What do you think Eirwen's village is like?

>>7915082
Shearing is a thing friend.

>>7915152
>Her wool is the softest, most luxurious wool Ponyville has ever seen.
>A certain seamstress 'hires' a certain Satyr who is definitely not her son at all to get
>all
>of
>it

>>7915412
>are there any satyrs with facial hair?
Not yet, but I bet Gale will grow a nice manly goatee that Drizzle will admire and ask if she can touch all the time.

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>>7915513
Something like this, for illustrative purposes.

>>7915508
>Shearing is a thing friend.

"Hey, ewe, how's it going? You shaved your butt today?"
>"S-Shut up."

The teasing would be merciless.

>>7915545
>"Ponyville is shit, I want to go back to my town."

>>7915082

>"How dare you ask me that?"
"No need to get mad, jeez."
>"I'm NOT mad!"
"Well then answer the question, is it a problem for you or not?"
>"I... I don't have to explain myself to you."

Enquiring minds need to know.

>>7915561
Why would Shepardnon and Eirwen leave their old town anyways?

Perhaps Shepardnon thought his little girl needed to see more of the world? Or broaden her horizons.

>>7915775
Her father didn't like the way the resident ram was eyeing her up. The last thing Eirwen needs is to be an unwed teenage mother of a pair of little lambs.

>>7915775
Maybe she struck out on her own just out of curiosity. She's maybe beginning to think she's not cut out for the busy city life.

But she's always welcome back at dad's.

>>7915901
>What do you mean "Getting sheared and napping daily" ain't a job in Ponyville?

>>7915813
>little lamb
I like that as a pet name.

"Anon had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb. Anon had a little-"
>"Dad, how many times do I have to tell you not to call me that? I'm not a baby anymore.
"Pardon me, but do I interrupt you when you're singing? No, now where was I? Oh, right I remember."
>"Stop."
"Anon had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb. Anon had a little lamb whose fleece was white as snow.
>"Daa~ad!"
"Bleat all you want, but there's three more verses to go and I'm not stopping until the end, little lamb."

>>7915976
She could probably do some farm work, since that's probably what she did back home.
Granted, she's probably not used to the high volume of a commercial place like Sweet Apple, vs the sustenance farming her village generally does.

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>>7915412
>>7915513
>>7915535

>>7916561
>>7916572
>>7916584
>>7916603
Wow, you made Gale look even more like a douchebag piece of shit.
Impressive.

>>7916572
i find this image disturbing. please delet. it's awful and you should be ashamed of posting those things

>>7916627
>>7916683
I think it makes him look like even more of a badass.

>>7916561
>>7916572
>>7916584
>>7916603
Not to be an ass or be rude but...
These are just so uncomfy.
A face like that just does not work with such a pastel/cutesy style.

>>7916747
"Badass" is not the mlp style strength, nor should people try.

>>7916797
>These are just so uncomfy.
I couldn't say. I've never had one.
Used to have a goatee without a mustache though, and it was fine.

>A face like that just does not work with such a pastel/cutesy style.
I don't think cutesy is the style Gale is going for. In fact, he'd probably get annoyed if someone called him cute. Except Drizzle, but she's always pestering him so much he doesn't really even get annoyed by her anymore.

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>>7916747
The bar for what you consider badass must be set very low.

>>7916865
Not the beard that's uncomfy, the art.

And I'm talking the style of mlp, not Gale.
Anything trying to look "Badass" in an artstyle designed for pastel unicorns falls flat for me.

>>7917737
I disagree. I think it works pretty well.
If anything, the sillyness of it just makes it funnier.

>>7916561
>>7916572
>>7916584
>>7916603

These are all cute. And id like to see you do more of that sheep satyr cutie

>>7918699
I'm not the original artist. I just did the goatee edits.
But yeah, I'd love to see him do more art of Eirwen as well.

>>791871
Same

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I want to make rough love to sheep daughteru's throat while she sleeps.

What's better?
Horse Pussy or Ewe Pussy?

My vote goes for Ewe.

>>7921892
Horse, 3bh. They've just got that anatomy. But its always nice to have some variety in your harem.

>>7921425
Why not wait till she's awake and enjoy some father daughter bonding?

>>7922149
She gets off on being used with disregard as his toy. When she wakes up with a gaping hole or the taste of his cum in her mouth, she gets really horny and affectionate.

>>7922452
>Not long, ropey strings of cum all over and through her wool

>>7916572
A little fuller than I would have done, but the goatee fits him. Gives him a bond villain kind of look.

>>7924440
There's a reason why Eirwen is considered to have probably the softest, silkiest wool in the village.
And it's not just human parentage like she claims.

>>7921892
I'm gonna have to go with horse, as I've never seen an ewe pussy.

>>7924761
Yeah, that's what I thought!
I could probably try to make it a bit thinner later.

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Is the Anon who was writing a story for this guy still around?

>>7926444
>human pussy
Well, it was fun while it lasted.

Mal a cute

>>7927102
It happens

>>7927102
wouldn't be as bad if the fur covered the crotch at least.

>>7926444
>Human side goes down to asshole to justify human vagina
>Tits pointing directly away from each other with little regard for gravity
It's always the little details that ruin things

>>7916035
So she accidentally bleats from time to time when she's agitated? Cute.

>"Stop calling me a little lamb! I'm almost fourteen years old now, daa~ad!"
>The wooly satyr clamped her hands over her mouth, her cheeks flushing red with embarrassment.
>"Y-You made me do the thing on purpose! I hate when you make me do the thing!"
>Anon chuckled, patting his pouting daughter on the head.
"Well okay, maybe I did, but I think your cute little sheepisms are adorable."

>>7930828
Sheep daughter best daughter 2017.

>Young Eirwen needed a bell on her at all times to stop her from wandering too far.
>She still has it around for sentimental reasons.

>>7930828
>A sheepism Shepardnon wasn't so fond of was her butt.
>Well, her headbutt.
>If she built up speed that thing could lay just about anything out.
>Including but not limited too...
>Him
>His wife
>The fence
>The neighbors fence
>The neighbors wife
>The neighbors
>The fridge
>Her bed
>The Couch
>The neighbors couch
>We should really stop letting her go to the neighbors place at all really.

Bump because slow thread.

>>7932950
Do sheeps do ram shit?

>>7938304
Considering a dude-sheep is called A Ram, yeah, they do.

>>7932950
>>7938407
A cute then. She has an almost unbreakable skull and to be rammed by her has been known to concussion creatures caught off guard. But she has grown out of ramming and only does it sometimes

Name your fav satyr and fetish

>>7939183
Eirwen is rapidly becoming my favorite with these discussions but there's not nearly enough content of her.
In light of that I'd say Darcy or one of the other Apple Satyrs.

As for fetish? Satyr Thighjob is pretty up there.
And incest. I shouldn't like it so much but here we are.

Do you think Eirwen would know that faun Driftwood? The one that looks like a short Mr. Tumnus?

>>7939290
Who holds the title of fattest thighs?

>>7941334
Depends, since it'll go to Ariana automatically.

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>>7942285
I assume he meant proportionally.

>>7943430
Who is this semen demon?

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>>7943450
Ariana

>>7943456
I like her!
What's her other half?

>>7943471
Giant one-eyed goatmonster.
Or the Arimaspi, for short.

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>>7943471
glad you like her. She is a huge cutie. (pun not intended)

>>7943471
Cyclops goat monster

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>>7943471

>>7943430
Well, fattest as in largest, or as in the most fat?

>>7943456
>>7943542
Oh I'm a sucker for hips, hooves, and horns.

Goat grill got me by the heartstrings.

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>>7943688
Well glad you like her. She's pretty popular in the thread so you may see more art of her in the future.

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>>7943688
Thats about all I got but if I find anymore I'll post it.

>>7943688
She's pretty much circle jerked to hell and back so you'll always find someone talking about her.

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>>7944825
He truly is a gift that keeps on giving.

>>7945082
>Strange increase in Svtfoe reaction images
Please keep that shipping cancer on /co/. We have our own shipping cancer to deal with and it is sleeping now. I'd like to keep it that way for as long as possible before the hell rises again.

>>7943781
>circle jerked to hell
bruh satyr itself is just one giant circle jerk

>>7945106
>not liking SvtFoE
Are you gay, son?

>>7946454
>liking Mahou Shojo Potato-chan
Well, whatever floats your goat, I guess.

>>7946211
That's why it's destined to die ^:)

>>7947038
Everything is destined to die.

>>7948360
What is dead can never die

>>7948546
No, but you can still blow into tiny bits.

>>7946454
>Implying I said that
I said shipping cancer, dumb ass.

>>7948784
Calling it shipping cancer pretty much implies that you don't like it.

>>7949652
Sorta freaky looking

>>7948826
Calling that aspect of the show cancer means I don't like IT. The aspect. Stress the semantics, idjit.

>>7949884
Given the context, it seemed like you were implying that the entire show was "shipping cancer". You may want to be more clear about that in the future to avoid misunderstandings.

>>7949900
The last few episodes certainly were, save for maybe less than half the season finale. Fight scene was dope. Hand skeleton was dope. White Mage going down was dope. That entire part of the series was dope.

>>7949652
Hot, hot and cute. In that order

>>7949652
This picture is the most in the spirit of Satyr this thread has ever been

>>7951561
Too bad it hurts to look at.

Does anyone actually find those sketches in the parent thread charming?

>>7953512
Which ones?

>>7953595
The ones that new guy's making, with Thistle and Darcy and the rest of his stuff.

>>7953649
I mean, it's content. They're not the greatest, but we've had worse and it's preferable to the contentless desert Satyr's been

>>7953649
If you go back, they're all requests, so I'd assume whoever asked for them is enjoying them

>>7953685
Is it though? It's like if you're in the desert and you have to resort to drinking your own piss at some point. It'll keep you hydrated and alive for the moment but it sure isn't as preferable as water.
>>7953733
I mean, I'd say good for him, but that's a pretty low standard to set.

>>7954911
>The art is piss quality
Better than any shit you could make, I'd bet. Besides, it is C-tier. Good.

>>7954911
>drinking your own piss
Well shit, with such a low opinion of the content creators, is it any surprise none of them want to make content for us? You're not entitled to any content, you don't get to be picky about what you get in such a niche subject as Satyr.
>low standard
I've definitely seen worse shit in here, as always you could contribute content yourself if you want something different. At least they're trying to make what people want to see.

>>7954911
>>7955050
>>7955057
The artist did say he wanted critique.

>>7955094
Being an asshole isn't a critique. Pointing out flaws, giving advice on how to improve something, or pointing out what they got right is a critique. Comparing something to desperation and piss is being an asshole. Being an asshole is just that; it will never help anyone. Especially not a CC.

>>7955094
Right, critique, like "hey the legs don't quite work" or "the colors look funny" or "the perspective contradicts itself", y'know, something that can be used to improve their art. "does anyone even like this stuff" is what a useless douchebag says.

>>7955123
Sorry, I meant that if you think their art could be better the artist would probably listen to some critique.

Though maybe I shouldn't be encouraging that one guy to be a critic...

>>7953512
Yo, artist chiming in, what don't you like? Like I said when I asked for requests, I'm crazy out of practice with my art (and wasn't actually very good to begin with), so I'm mainly trying to improve. A more specific critique would be much appreciated.

>>7955050
>>7955057
>>7955123
Fucking touchy, damn. I was going with the guy's desert analogy but if you really want genuine critique then I'm gonna say it looks bad either way. It all looks like symbol drawing and that there was barely, if any, construction work put behind it at all. The line art is wiggly, the proportions are way off, the facial expressions need serious help, and the coloring just looks flat. Sometimes the poses look as if they've broken some bones or something.
>>7955227
Dude, I get it. I'm not bashing you, specifically, since I know you just want to work on your art. And that's great that you want to do that. But it needs some serious work. I'd advise checking out /ic/'s art book or beginner section and downloading some recommended books, like Figure Drawing: Design and Invention, or Perspective Made Easy.
Some Youtube channels have great playlist you could use for study, like Proko, Sycra, Alphonso Dunn, Draw With Jazza, Will Terrel, and MikeyMegaMega. If it seems like too much stuff to focus on, just get one artbook, and pick one youtuber and focus on one simple subject for a while. Like shapes, line consistency, or gestures.

>>7955738
>Coloring looks flat
Yes, because it's the flat color layer. That's why I said they were unfinished flat colors and they're all titled "x flat color". I'll be going back and shading them.

>No construction work
I mean, there was, you can see it in the sketches which are also in the thread, it's just not very good, working on it. Not sure what you mean by "symbol drawings", like a vector?

>line art, proportions, facial expressions
Those are definitely all things I'm working on, I've been looking up a lot of references and tutorials with each of these. There's just no getting around the whole "practice" side. I can definitely see that they don't look right, but I can't force my hand to get it right without working at it. I can keep going over the same lines over and over, but rather than fuss forever on a single piece I figure it's better to move on and work on something new. I'm getting better piece by piece.

>>7955738
Also, don't be surprised that putting out an ambiguous "would ya look at this shit" post won't get people riled up, specificity will keep the squabbling at bay~

>>7956192
People in this thread are way too sensitive over things desu. There's pretty much no reason to stay other than the shit storms.

>>7956281
Well, considering the thread(s) have devolved mainly into ambiguous shade-throwing, there's a healthy supply of shit storms to be had

>>7956320
Yeah, renaming /satyr/ to /saltfield/ would be more thematically appropriate.

>>7956421
I think a big problem is the lack of canon. Headcanons are great, but since everyone has a mostly unique, generally conflicting vision of the universe and characters, it just leads to subjective bickering. If there was like a big collab project that cemented some things early on, there would have been at least some way to find answers, but it's way too late for anything like that.

>>7956567
That and the over reliance on shipping in the thread at the expense of other talking points.

>>7956672
Yeah, people want everyone to be dating when there are so many much more interesting dynamics to be had in platonic relationships. The shipping is almost always satyr-on-satyr as well, people seem to want to ignore the intermingling of the species with the pony population, which would lead to some very interesting scenarios.

>>7956775
But then that would conflict on which ponies are married and which aren't, which means some satyrs wouldn't exist, which would conflict with someone else's headcanon about that satyr and now they're gonna call you out for purposely cutting their favorite OC, etc, etc.

>>7956865
>conflict on which ponies are married and which aren't
eh, my general headcanon is that no one is married to anyone, just a general "free love" no strings attached vibe all around~

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>>7956919

>>7956953
Hey, I don't mean everybody just goes around fucking left and right, more that sex isn't treated as such a heavy taboo subject, encounters being generally more casual. It helps me avoid conflict for the most part, if somebody has a ship I don't like I just justify it as "well, whatevs, my ships can still float".

>>7956919
>Free love
If that were a thing in Equestria; Mr. Cake wouldn't have tried to keep his cover so hard on why his keeps don't look like him.

>>7957052
eh, I chalk it up to "it's a kids show, they aren't going to reveal the whole truth". You wouldn't tell a five year old why her white aunt and uncle have black kids until she's older. Sensitive mature subjects and all that.

>>7957114
>Headcanon < Canon canons
Monogamy is the common, if not only form of LOVE love Equestria has. Aside from thieving rape love those dirty Changers have.
>Several dozen canon marriages/married couples
>One hippy, who doesn't even bring up free love
Celestia made Equestria great again

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>>7957028
>Having ships.
>Feeling your ships have to coexist with other peoples ships instead of just ignoring their existence.
>The cucktastic experience of free love in general.
Hella gay, my man.

>>7957183
>several dozen canon marriages/married couples
I count three that are confirmed, shining/cadence, the cakes and the pies, and three that are not confirmed (never explicitly states them as mr/mrs, just that they have a kid[s] in common), fluttershy's, twilight's and rarity's parents. I guess the donkey's too, whatever. If we're going into how Satyr fits into canon, tho, at least one human exists, so as far as I'm concerned it's a fully alternate equestria all together, all bets are off.

>>7957286
>I guess the Donkeys too
>Literally a whole episode about their wedding day
Dyewts?

>>7957279
>saying cuck like it's a bad thing
first of all, "cuck" means someone who is being cheated on, if you're aware it's happening (and aren't getting off on pretending they're going behind your back), you're a swinger. Secondly, what's so wrong with free love? Monogamy is for the birds. Every person is attracted to multiple people, that's why so many people cheat. When are we going to quit lying to ourselves and admit that committing to a single person is fruitless?

>>7957339
I guess because they're an after thought, even the writers don't give a shit about them, they just needed a framing device for the fanservice

>>7957341
Oh wow.
Well, you run along and watch your wife or girlfriend or whatever get railed by a mile of dicks. I'll stick to my "fruitless" lifestyle of not plunging my cock into a hole sticky with other dudes cum.

I assume by fruitless, you're discounting the whole children aspect, and making sure it's your genes being passed on, and not getting stuck raising someone elses kid? You know, the whole evolutionary reason that sex, love and jealousy came to exist?
Yeah, other than the entire purpose of these things even existing, monogamy, or at least keeping the number of guys involved to one, is completely fruitless.

>>7957477
Fine, enjoy your frustrating relationships where you can't even tell your significant other you find other people attractive because it's considered fucked up to have a libido, I'm sure they're super fulfilling.

Free love isn't about fucking every person you come across, it's about admitting to yourself and your partner that you can't help being attracted to more than one person, it's just how our brains are built, and being cool with that.

You don't HAVE to fuck everybody you're attracted to (you more than likely couldn't if you wanted to), but it's not the end of the world if the opportunity does arise and you take it.

Plus, responsibility is still a thing, you still use condoms and birth control, even more so than a monogamous person would, don't be a fucking animal.

Final point, I'm the girl in the equation, I've been cheated on more times than you've likely had relationships because guys would rather go behind my back than admit to me there are other people they'd want to fuck. It's a lot less of a headache to just be open about that shit.

>>7957666
>Final point, I'm the girl in the equation,
AKA, you're saying "girls hold this view, so you could fuck several instead of one."
First, maybe the problem was the quality of men in your life.

Second, my current grill likes polygyny, or relationships with one guy and multiple girls. If I really were so inclined, I could have more women.
I just really can't be fucked to do so, honestly.

>>7957948
>"I could fuck all the girls I want, I'm just too lazy, it's not that I'm too insecure to try"

Can i have sex with somebody?

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I'm afraid this tsundere electra catbird will have to suffice until we get a fresh shipment of lamb.

>>7959020
Why electra? Why not change it up and say that she wanted to fuck a Timberwolf? Or an Ursa Minor? Or a Tzatlwurm?

>>7959427
Because that's not the requesters fetish, I assume.

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>>7959427
Honestly the Alex Electra is something I have never heard of, it was mentioned like once? And then never really brought up.

People are gonna like what they like I guess.

I will always hold my OTP

>>7959477
She usually gets shipped with Pogo, but I guess someone wants to bang her as their daughteru.

>>7959477
More of a fact that someone always, inevitably and without fail, mentions something about daddy-daughter incest. It's really annoying seeing people beg for it on end all the time. On another nite, that's a dumb looking baby.

>>7959509
Is there anyone else besides Anon people pair her with? I think she's more suited for Icarus than Pogo.

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>>7959570
>On another nite, that's a dumb looking baby.

I know not everyone was wowed by her design but I personally (opinions) find her absolutely adorable. I like the idea of satyrs not being perfect 50/50 splits where everything "just looks right" and the idea of them having odd looking kids or genetic mashed potatoes interesting.

Kind of like that "ugly" girl with a heart of gold and is very endearing. Even if she may not meet the norm of society or most people.

>>7959599
Oh yeah? what makes you say that? Im honestly interested in hearing people out and not shitting down their ideas.

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>>7959570
>>7959637

Oh btw I agree with you how it gets annoying about the constant daddy daughter stuff getting shoehorned into almost 99% of the topics. But the way I see it there are two more than likely possibilities to it.

1. He's a troll who is looking to just shitpost about it so calling attention to it will just encourage more.

2. He honestly likes it and has a bottomless appetite for it to the point he is inadvertently annoying people. But calling him out may not change his mind at all and just pointless bickering.

>>7959637
I'm fine with it not being a perfect 50/50, but leaning on 65/45 than a full on 80/20. The point where they're without a humanoid torso is where I draw the line. Her face is cute, I'll give you that.

>>7959686
>Her face is cute, I'll give you that.
I love you Anon. No homo. Some homo

>>7959722
Yeah, she looks like a character that Kristen Schaal would voice act for, so I wouldn't mind fucking her face.

>>7959843
>Was gonna ask who is that
>Its Mabel

I can see it. And she'd be super cute doing that too im sure.

>All those bad jokes or awkward jokes if she's a nervous first timer

chubbing up just thinking about it

>>7959637
They both seem to be athletic types and have big egos that want to be noticed. They look like they would have good chemistry from banter and competition while trying to skirt the undertones of 'will-they-won't-they'. One of them will off handedly make a good remark about the other's qualities, or if the see they're in a funk, try to talk them up again to seeing how great they are to them, atleast. Then there's either an increase of physical contact, or a decrease, depending on whether or not they'll feel comfortable enough being around one another. Either way, they'd both start to see each other in a different light and get legitimately flustered when people inquire if they're dating or not. Then one day they plan something off the beated path and do something else, like go to a restaurant or the fair that may or may not involve hijinks in its duration. Somewhere around the end they'll end the day with a kiss, making it so that they're unofficial but pretty obvious that they're a couple now.

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>>7959891
>All those DoublePines comics I've saved
>All those Pinecest fics I've read
>All coming back to me in a flash

>>7959990
>one off
So close to becoming canon. Next time Anon.

On a more serious note thats a pretty good canon to have. Seems pretty grounded. You planning on cranking out some one shots of it? I am really liking this canon you have, it could be an interesting take on her and Icarus since I dont think he gets much talk.

>>7960100
Nah, I've resigned myself from doing /satyr/ stuff. I thought I'd do some other one-shots that I was interested in but it seems like I'm just burned out from it all. I've always been an idea guy, and an idea guy is just something else to call a lazy bum.

>>7960183
Writing is hard. If I can do anything with It I wil try. No promises.

Have any satyr got a pregnancy scare? Did they tell their parents?

>>7962610
Thistle and Rory had a pregnancy scare once. Was a slap stick romp in kids making kids.

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>>7962610
Dee and Jay once had a condom burst on them. They didn't tell their parents because they knew their dad would throw a fit about it, and fortunately it turned out she wasn't pregnant.

>>7930828
>"They aren't cute, they're annoying!"
"Annoyingly adorable."
>"No, screw you!"
"Language, young lady. I didn't raise a potty-mouth."
>"Rwy'n casáu chi, dwi'n gadael!"
"That's better, apology accepted... Wait, what do you mean you're leaving?"

It's okay, she didn't get far. She got tired and decided to take a nap under the shade of an oak tree less than three miles from home then returned before nightfall when she got hungry.

>>7932258
>>Young Eirwen needed a bell on her at all times to stop her from wandering too far.

For some reason I can picture her as an ever curious scamp going on little adventures in the countryside surrounding her home. I can imagine this song suiting young Eirwen pretty well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gC4dcu_CvA

>>7966044
What language is that? And this sheep is a cutie.

>>7966637
Welsh, because of course her sheep fucker father would be Welsh.

>>7966707
Is sheepfucking a thing that's especially common in Wales?

>>7966949
IIRC the legend goes that in Wales the punishment for fucking sheep was less than stealing sheep. If a person was caught stealing sheep, he would then claim that he was only bringing it to a more private location.

>>7967243
Interesting.

Satyr finds out their best friend wants to cum inside them. How do they react?

>>7968567
>"That's really gay, 'mac."
"Yeah, but it's better than my sister or my cousin, right?"
>"Not when it's my asshole."

>>7968803
Which satyrs?

>>7968567
>Wants to cum in them
So the best friend is male? Why not make it more expansive and have it be satyrs best friend wants to sleep with them?

>>7969242
Because cum inside also implies futa, and as we all know, futa is a hot topic for /sad/ discussion!

>>7969599
Nah, just the /sad/dest little tumor.

>>7969242
Pregnancy danger is a fetish

>>7969210
Little Mac and Hotshot.

>>7969599
Cause it's hot my friend.

>>7968567
>"Darcy! I don't know what to say, this is all so sudden."
>"Say yes Ace, my thick red cock hurts for the opportunity to be between those fit meaty thighs."
>"Y.yes, your dick seems very...endowed I mean enthused! B.but we can't just do it somebody m.might see us."
>Darcy crawls over the barstool and table with that hungry look in her eyes "I have a sound proof store room."
>"Th.they might find us." She stammers looking at her pendulous cock as it sways side to side.
>"It locks on the inside."
>"W.We don't have protection."
>"I'll pull out."
>"I.I could get pregnant."
>"I'll take responsibility."
>"I might not want you to stop." She confesses as Darcy is practically face to face as she whispers.
>"Im not gonna."
>Today was a Futa the win kind of day

>>7972104
pretty lewd, dude.

>>7907093

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Which satyr would be baby crazy?

>>7974474
Ivy, of course. Then Petunia. And maybe Ambrosia.

>>7974474
At least some of the rock farm based satyrs probably. Not sure which ones though.

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Which satyrs do you think would be DTF after a fight/workout?

>>7969599
Not if their best friend is male.

>>7974474
Gumdrop.

>>7975717
Alex. Nothing she enjoys more than an adrenaline-fueled ragefuck after a good fight.

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>>7974474
Annie would for a time become obsessed with being a mother. After much trying she does conceive a child. Not /d/ btw. Commissioned this pic and somebody made this oddly timed prompt. But it works cause now I have an excuse to post this cute pregnant Annie pic.

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>>7975717
She loves rubbing her sweaty funk all over the place after a vigorous battle or work out

>>7976760
Who is the father?

>>7981160
I left it ambiguous so people can insert their head canons. I personally lean towards either Anon or a stallion.

>>7981436
i think is king somabra

>>7981485
*sombra

>>7981485
I guess that would be pretty hot.

>tfw no porn of stallions railing their satyr daughterus with their giant theobbing horsecocks

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>>7975717

>>7981982
i know there's some with Mudpie, and Darcy/Big Mac would be cool.
does Soarin have a satyr?

>>7984548
>does Soarin have a satyr?
That is an interesting question.

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>>7983915

>>7988739
annie is a godsend

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>>7988798
She is a sex bomb of a satyr.

>>7988798
>>7988991
What do ya like about Annie?

>>7990454
She's small and cute.

>>7995317
Those tits are, like, more than half the size of her head.
>>7994336
That butt is, like, almost twice the size of his head.

>>7988991
Fuck? Marry? Kill?

>>7999556
Fuck Candy
Marry Annie
Kiss Petunia

>>7999556
Marriage is an archaic social construct. Fuck Annie, and leave the other two alone. Saggy tits and murder aren't among my fetishes.

>>7999556
Fuck Annie, Petunia and Candy.
Marry Annie, Petunia, and Candy.
Kill consistency in my use of the Oxford comma.

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>>8002451
>Kiss Petunia
Lewd my friend

>>8001088
Anon appears to have done such a good job pulling her bottom aside for access that it's made its way to the wrong side of her thigh.

>>8007238
Snekgoat daughteru a sexy.

>>8013249
I don't recall seeing this before.
It's very unf.

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>>7908935
i take vanilla

>>7977644
>>7975717
i need a picture of these two having bloody and sweaty lesbian sex

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>>8014673
It was a request DJ took but never really finished it. It was very boner inducing tho.

>>8016950
fucking that diamond dog was worth i see

>>8016950
She sure milked his bone amirite

>>8016580
second this

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How many of these three are tops? How many are bottoms? Is the sex good?

>>8020461
Who is the blonde cutie?

>>8020461
Lesbo sex doesn't really interest me.

>>8020592
Blue Bonnet; bastard daughter of Blueblood.

>>8020636
Well daddy-daughter doesn't interest me; but you don't see me being passive aggressive about it. Just leave for a couple hours until it's done being discussed. Gives you time to explore either threads or do something else.

>>8020636
He never said anything about lesbian sex.

>>8020461
Salai is top. Blue Bonnet is a bottom.
Blare can go either way depending on her mood.

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>>7975717
Easy answer. Although, it'd probably closer to them relaxing and snuggling on a couch or somewhere they can do it alone.

>>8020903
This is prob the best answer fampie

>>8020461
The sex is enjoyable for sure. But Salai and Blue need Blare to be the buffer as the two don't really get along much on their own for some reason.

>>8020971
Sounds nice.

Which satyr starts their own fight club just so that they can have sex (possibly with one of their opponents) while drenched in their own and their opponents' blood afterwards?

>>8023195
The mentally unstable ones. Like [insert YOUR favotire satyr here].

>>8023195
i'm going with bella >>7983915
she's the daughter of miss eri after all, i bet she has a little blood fetish

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>>8032098

>>8033404
sauce?

>>8034332
My satyr porn folder. Presumably it's been posted here before and I saved it.

Bumo

we dead?

>>8038700
Very. But I'm at work wage slaving away.

boop

dead

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more bumps [spoiler]fuck i'm getting bored[/spoiler]

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i-i'm alone in here?

>>8047198
I'm lurking, bu I don't necessarily have anything of note to talk about for /satyr/. I'm busy with my other stuff.

>>8047305
is cool, irl is more important and since the thread is going slow, it better let it die for a time

>>8047408
It's just writing and sketching. I'm most likely either over my head or I'm just piss poor at scheduling. I think I need a writing group or something cause I can't trust myself to hold me accountable.

>>8040591
We need more of these three

>>8045250
New bread time