/sad/ - Satyr After Dark #56: Bun Control Edition Previous

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>Bon Bon organizes and files this weeks projects in the file cabinet as her boss Anon leans back relaxing in his plush chair. Despite being worth more than a months pay to her it squeaks and creeks as he rocks back and forth bored.
“Are you gonna be free tomorrow Bonnie?”
>”You know I'm not.”
“Why?” He asks almost childishly before spinning in his chair.
>”Because sir, some of us cannot afford to drop our lives for a trip to the Trothamas.” She replies rather dryly closing the file cabinet.
>She can hear the chair make a final squeak as he walks up behind her and runs his hands along her waist, closing around her to form one of his famous spoon hugs.
>He kisses her bare shoulders with little love pecks as he works his way up to her neck as she just lets him do as he wants.
“We used to go places all the time Bon, what ever happened to that fun loving rabbit who loved to go for unexpected trips across Equestria?”
>”She grew up sir.”
“Well, if overseas is out of the question, how about we keep it casual and go to the finest restaurant here in Canterlot?”
>She ponders it a moment and looks back with a coy smile, “Can I keep the left overs?”
“Only if you agree to provide the “dessert” You know much I like your chocolaty truffle.”
>”Ok, its a deal.”
>He begins to feel up her breast and between her thighs as she can feel his libido rising. Though she was feeling a little hot under the scarf herself she gently parts from his grip.
>”Nuh-uh~ You cant have any pudding if you don't eat your meat.”
“Oh cmon Bonnie, I haven't had a good lay from you in weeks.” He flirts as she makes her way to door.
>Grabbing her coat she covers her booming bosoms and looks to him with a smile “Maybe treat a girl to a nice dinner first~”
>She exits his office and gives an annoyed grunt as she mumbles random grievances before leaving work for the day.

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>>7796231

>The following day, Bon Bon waits outside the fanciest restaurant in Canterlot for her boss as she looks at the clock. Late as usual. A cart rolls up next to her as Anon emerges.
“Beautiful as always Bon, are you ready to be wined and dined tonight?”
>”Excuse me sir.” She replies professionally “But may I remind you that we are just discussing documents for the planned merger next financial quarter.”
“Right, right. Ok. Driver that will be all.” He dismisses as the stallion takes his pay and walks away.
>As soon as he is out of hearing distance he looks back to Bon Bon.
“You know you dont HAVE to pretend our relationship is professional anymore. At this point I've bought out so many people we could have sex on the street and no scandal would happen.”
>”I'm sorry sir, but you have your ways, and I have mine.” She replies sternly fixing her hair, “Shall we go?”
>The two enter the restaurant and are surrounded by its bright extravagance, water fountains, chandeliers, stallions in suits, the whole nine. She wont lie, at one time these things did impress her.
>But it was just another distraction to the bigger things in life, still, it was not without its perks.
>The waiter pony takes them to their seats in a nice quiet corner, away from all the peacock strutting in the main area.
>The two sit down as the waiter goes to fetch the drinks as Anon and Bon Bon both open the menus.
“What are you gonna have?”
>”I dont know, maybe something a little big, I'm feeling little hungry.”
“Well I'm paying so help yourself.”
>He lean to the side and tries to look over her curvaceous figure, undressing her with his eyes as Bon Bon notices. She hides her sigh of fatigue with the menu before setting it down and composing herself before sensually smiling.
>Gripping her massive rack she gives her breasts a squeeze while looking him in the eye “You looking at these?”
“To start with, yes.”
>”Oh yeah? And whats after that?”

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>>7796250

“Maybe that tight little rabbit hole you got, I'd like to take a small dip in there and fill it up. I bet its longing for something hot and filling.”
>”Oh you have no idea what I have that's waiting for something hot and filling.” She says as the waiter returns with the drinks.
>”Your orders madam? Sir?”
>Without missing a beat Bon Bon goes first “Yes, I'll have 2 orders of the Chicken Alfredo 1 with extra cheese, an order of well done steak extra roll, 3 chicken fillet plates 1 extra corn, 1 Gourmet BLT extra lettuce, 1 chicken noodle soup, 1 vegetable stew, and 9 chocolate mousses but save those after the meals have been cooked. Oh and all the meals put in to-go boxes and 1 water.”
>The waiter has a look of sheer disbelief as he looks to your boss “A.and for you sir?”
“Bacon cheese burger. Well done.”
>”This is a rather large order, and um, it will take some time..”
“Thats fine, leave a bottle of your finest wine and we will wait.”
>The waiter nods and excuses himself as Anon clears his throat.
“Now I know I said I'd cover dinner but..”
>”You wanna skip to dessert?” She asks as he looks befuddled
“Huh?”

>In the bathroom stall, Anon takes Bon Bon from behind as the two pant and moan up a storm.
“Oh my god you're so good! H.have you been doing kegels?”'
>”O.one ah~ Once a week.”
“K.keep doing it, this..feels amazing! Ugh, I.I'm gonna cum!”
>”W.wait!” She states before pulling out, getting on her knees and taking his cock into her mouth. With her big luscious lips she slurps loudly as Anon grips her ears and unloads his thick cum into her.
>She slowly pulls his cock from her mouth but takes care to clean every inch before swallowing and tearing off some nearby toilet paper to clean her mouth.
>Anon pants sitting on the toilet as she gets up and begins to button up her blouse “Say I just realized how late its getting. Really sorry but I'm gonna have to bail.”
“What? For reals?”

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>>7796264

>”Yeah I just remembered something but thanks for tonight. I needed to blow off some steam. Hope you dont mind I'm gonna take off now, bye~” She waves cheerfully before blowing a kiss and leaving the stall.
>Three waiter ponies help her carry the many bags of food to the street as she hails a cart, loading them all up she sits quietly as it makes its way to her home.>As the cart pulls up several rabbit kids come running out excitedly, all shouting “Food! Food!” As Bon Bon comes out laughing.
>”All right, all right, dont fight. Take it all inside.”
>Bon Bon comes in tiredly and sighs as the many kids all trade and exchange their boxes of food as an older rabbit girl comes up with a mouthful of pasta “Hey mom, rough day at work?”
>”As always.” She smiles
>”You want my mousse?”
>”Thanks, but I've had enough gooey things for tonight.”
>TBC

Repost because last thread did a die

>Page 9 in less than an hour

Jesus. It prob wont last today

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>>7796141
Birth control pills are outlawed in the Bunny Empire, along with condoms. The militant arm of the Great Father's holy church take the enforcement of their divine commandments very seriously.

>>7797060
Exceptions can be made for information gatherers working the sex trade outside the empire.

>>7797060
>>7797100
>The bun empire is the Westbaro Baptist Church of Equestria
>Most buns are grounded and live normal non sex crazed lives

I can see it

>>7797123
>>The bun empire is the Westbaro Baptist Church of Equestria
Didn't one of them become a porn star?

>>7797170
Hell if I know.

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Continuing this conversation from /sat/

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>>7797232
Is Bonbon truly dense or does she just watch the dumpster fire grow knowing it is what she wants?

Is it something she never thought of before but then when the interest started to show she realized she wanted this?

What other family bonding activities does Bonbon do to stoke the flame of electra?

>>7797287
Bon Bon knows what's happening and encourages it while playing innocent.
One day, she'll break his last defense, and get him to fuck his little girl into a coma. And when that happens, she'll be there, watching.

>>7797384
For what purpose? What is her end game?

>>7797403
Satisfying her cuckqueen fetish.

>>7797439
How does she go about breaking his reservations? Making him see Gumdrop as a woman and not just his kid? Depriving him of sex? How deep is she willing to go to get him on the brink?

>>7797592
Every time Gumdrop does something a little electra, she'll find some way to praise her for it. During any kinds of girl talks, if boys come up she'll always fawn over Anon's features to her.

If she gets scared and wants in their bed? She'll tell her to cuddle into her father rather than just get between them, because he's a big, strong protector.

On fathers day, she'd always fawn and help her pick out a gift, it becoming a little less subtle each year.

>>7797232

>"Gumdrop, I have some bad news."
>The satyr girl looked up at her mother curiously and with a slight hint of concern.
>"I lit your bed on fire while tidying your room, so it looks like you'll have to share with your father and me tonight."
>Anon looked up from the TV and frowned.
"How do you accidentally set a bed on fire? Ugh, whatever, I guess I'll just sleep on the couch tonight and go buy a new mattress and bedsheets tomorrow."
>Bon Bon shook her head fervently.
>"Oh no, I couldn't possible sleep apart from my beloved husband, even for a single night."
>Anon rolled his eyes.
"Fine then, I guess Gumdrop will sleep on the couch."
>His wife scowled at him
>"Down in the living room alone, in the dark? No, she'll get scared without her father there to protect her."
>Anon sighed in annoyance.
"Then you and I will have the couch and Gumdrop can have our bed all to herself."
>Bon Bon chuckled.
>"There's not enough room for us both to sleep there, silly. No, the only option is for her to sleep between the pair of us."
"Why can't she sleep on your side with you in the middle?"
>Gumdrop spoke up for the first time in the conversation.
>"Do you not love me anymore, daddy?"
"Of course I do, it's just... you know."
>Bon Bon grinned, turning to her daughter.
>"Then it's settled. Don't worry about making noise if you have to get up during the night, I'm a very heavy sleeper. Even if you were shaking the bed beside me, I still probably wouldn't wake up."

This is shit. I'm too sick to write.

>>7797785
a fun lewd

Id add to this but I gotta go

>>7797785
Later that same night.

"Gumdrop, when your mother said you could sleep between us, I don't think she meant in a negligee and practically on top of me. Can I get some space here, please?"

>>7797785
It's silly, in a good way. I'd read little skits of this sort of thing.

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>>7798301
I just noticed something. Not sure if /d/ did this on purpose or not.
>Petunia has a bandanna
>It's actually Utah's as a gift when they didn't have much money for actual gifts
Any gifts satyrs gave to one another? Friends, family, or lovers

>>7798891
Prob was intentional. And a cute sentiment.

Had a small hc that Melody gave Muddle her tape casset and he listens to their mix tape at night. He uses it less and less now that he has found Deloras.

Pogo gave Alex his work out shirt after she borrowed it one week. It's a little big on her but she wears it because she's proud she can wear his clothes and he said she looked cute in it.

Bucky handed down his weight set to Utah after he bought a new set. It's now in the barn where he and Cider work out.

>>7797825
Hope you'll add some when you get back.

>>7798891
That... is fucking adorable.

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>>7800583
Context can make a picture go from pretty nice to 10/10

Who is cock sock

>>7803885
Daughteru is cocksock.

>tfw sad is dead again

>>7806357
Well I'm writing two things right now, but it doesn't have porn.

>>7806378
What are they?

>>7806453
>Satyrs argue about condoms
>Explanation for >>7798891

>>7798891
Blare gave Simmer her shirt after sharing his first smoke. He bought her a slushie and a beanie she liked while they were traipsing through the town square one evening. He's not good at gifts, but she doesn't mind too much.

Salai made a dream catcher made out of pipe cleaners and floss for Sirius that he hangs over his bed. In return he mailed her his lucky d20 he dubbed Wit's End after he one shot a minotaur before it TPKd his party.

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>>7799027
Does Utah ever get awkward working out with his sister? Hearing her grunt, watching her sweat, seeing those trademarked apple bucking thighs at work, stuff like that?

>>7807779
No, but it does give him plenty of opportunity to admire her body and fill his mind with dirty fantasies he can fap to later.

>>7808159
Opportunities like what? And has he ever popped a stiffy near her?

>>7808404
>Opportunities like what?

Things like seeing her bend over in her tight spats. Getting a good look at her toned legs, thighs and pussy as she stands over him to be his spotter. Looking at her curvaceous bust as she does arm curls and the sweat runs down her exposed chest. Things like that.

>Stiffy near her
Only one time, she didnt really seem bothered by it. Said it was a natural thing.

>>7808404
>Opportunities like what?
This >>7808603

>And has he ever popped a stiffy near her?
All the time. Whenever it happens he tries to focus hard on his exercises and suppress his fantasies until he can get some alone time to rub one out.

>Cider catches Utah "readjusting" his tent during one of their workout sessions

How does she react and what happens?

>>7810039
>Kicks him in the dick
>"EW! Penis! I HATE penis!"
>She then dyes her hair red, wears glasses, and demands people respect her now gender identity of fluid void existence.

>>7810482
kek

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>>7796141
Reminder that bunny daughterus are a great source of protein during the harsh winter months. It's best to make them compete amongst their sisters to see who can do the most chores around the house, with the loser being the one that gets gobbled.

http://allrecipes.com/recipes/16356/meat-and-poultry/game-meats/rabbit/

Cunt.

Buns are a cute

>>7808603
Wasn't there some green where Pogo ate out Alex while she was weight lifting or something? That was hot.

>>7810482
Feminism in Equestria

How would Snapshot tease the super burly camera guy Anon that lugs all of his expensive equipment around when touring the country on various photo shoots?

I find the idea of a 6'5'' Anon that looks like he could wrestle a grizzly and win destroying that tiny trap ass extremely boner-inducing.

>>7814299
At first prob a lot of playful comments at first. Remarking how strong he is. How good he looks and what his secrets are to being in shape.

Later on the comments get a little more personal. Saying how handsome he is, a few lightly peppered sweeties and dears. Maybe a soft touch or lingering smiling glance.

At this point the touching gets more frequent and more close. He would be testings anons limits of what is and isn't ok to cross. Maybe ask him our for little movie dates, maybe play up some scary moments and hold on to him.

At this point it's in the bag and he'll make a move on him feeling they are close enough for this. Maybe ease him in with reassuring words and that nothing will change, it Wil stay the same unless he wants it to change.

Then yeah, anon experiments with his sexuality. And likes it.

Work bump

>>7811820
You think any buns volunteer?

>>7817315
Depends

Im bored /sad/

Which satyr is into arm pits?

>>7819342
Depends on what?

>>7820029
If they are gonna be gobbled up literally or figuratively. Alot of buns sign up thinking its oral sex city and then defect from the Owsla when it's anything but.

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I got inspired by pic and wrote a thing. Consider it a late Valentines.

In the middle of a cold night before Hearts and Hooves day, two Satyrs known as Utah Apple and Feather Heart under their masks, but known as Wild Stallion and Crimson Crow for most criminals and supervillains. Both of them are sit on a log from a tree long dead in the middle of nowhere. They both look at the dawn of a rising sun. Feather then looks at her partner in crime. How things have worked, he usually ended up wanting to get close to them while she would be right behind him, either shooting arrows or being the extra fist he needed.

The costume he wears is clearly damaged and exposes parts of his skin, revealing various cuts and bruises he received from the recent fight. The mask that hid his identity has been tattered enough to show that his right eye is green. Even with all his aches and bruises, he still carries on and acts like it’s an average night for him. At least he told Uncle Braeburn before. It would be near impossible to try to hide this one.

Utah notices that Feather was shivering a bit from how cold it is. His costume as a gift from Smith and Wesson keeps him warm. The poncho with his symbol is more just for show and for anyone to recognize that it’s him. It’s also because it’s a gift from his Aunt and Ma has always been part of his costume. He takes it off and hands it to her, telling her that he’ll be fine. She puts it over her costume more and tells him thank you.

“Rough night, huh? I thought we were dead to rights for a bit there” her friend asks her. He smirks a little, trying to lighten the situation. He looks at her, seeing that she had to take a toll in getting hurt herself. A few scratches went through her suit and bruises across her body. The “war paint” she uses to mask herself is clearly coming off.

>>7820052
What if it's a lottery sort of thing, like Russian roulette?

>>7820083
“But like always, we somehow pull through and save the night. Who would’ve thought there would be a bigger bounty on us?” He rubs his shoulders, trying to feel better.

“Yeah,” was all Feather said to him. He thought it was a bit strange. Utah looks to Feather and sees something he didn’t expect. She looks a bit teary eyed. He doesn’t remember her crying. He honestly doesn’t know what to do. “Are ya alright?” Feather looks away and wipes her eyes, “I’m just fine.”

‘Maybe this is going to be a bad idea’ he thinks to himself, but Utah decides to pry a little more. “Ya sure? What happen-,” was all he could get out. She snaps at him and looking him straight into his eyes, tears becoming visible. “Why did you do that?! You almost got yourself killed!” This takes Utah back and surprises him quite a bit. He’s more confused than anything else. This is just a bit rougher than normal. Maybe he should try to justify himself. “What? One of them was coming right at you and my costume can take it. It’s not the first time I’ve done it. I couldn’t just let you get hit. Sure, it was a King Longhorn trying to rush us with sharpened horns, but I’m fine.” Feather continues to look at him almost angrily, “I can take care of myself you know.”

She looks away from her partner, looking down and one of her hands rubbing her eyes. “Just don’t try something that stupid again. I really thought you were going to…” Feather stops her sentence. Utah scoots closer to her and puts his arm over her shoulder. “I’ll try. Can’t really blame you. I didn’t expect as many either.” Utah would probably be a bit of an ass himself if she tried to do what he did.

>>7820126
>>7820126
What he didn’t expect was her wrapping her arms around him. When she did, it stings from all the bruises. He holds back from yelling and only grunts in pain. Feather hears his response telling him, “Sorry. It’s just that we’ve been doing this together for so long. I don’t think I would want to do this without you.” Utah just wraps his other arm around her to comfort her further.

“I think I love you, Utah,” she whispers. This comes off as a surprise. “Huh?” was all he could respond with. Sure, they’ve been doing this together and been through thick and thin, but he never thought she saw him like anything but a friend she can depend on. She lets go of him and look into his eyes once again. She yells at him, “I said I love you, you stupid stallion!” Feather noticed the eye that is visible widens. “I didn’t mean to snap at you like that. I just wanted to let that out.” Feather looks away from him and adjusts how she sit to where she can look at the crescent moon in the sky. “It’s a silly idea. We’re so different. The only thing that matches about us is that we work together. I’m not even sure how we could work.”

What Feather didn’t expect from what would have been considered awkward silence was Utah hugging her. Both wince in pain in bit. “Well, why don’t we try?” Utah asks her. “It’s not like it’s the first time we did something stupid together.” He finishes. She returns the hug.

“I love you, Utah.”

“I love you too, Feather”

End

>>7814299
Does anyone even consider Snapshot could be straight? Heck, I always either pair him up with Lilium if he's doing the modeling photography, or some Femanon he met hiking if he's a nature photographer.

>>7821994
desu I headcanon all of the characters as being into any of the other characters under the right circumstances

>>7822227
Examples?

>>7820106
I imagine it may be a matter of who can Jew their sisters the hardest.

"Okay, girls, your seventy-two hours are up. Form a line and present your evidence and I'll decide who's going in the pot for tonight's meal."
>The thirty or so assembled buns do as instructed, each clutching clipboards and other miscellaneous items to their chest, jealously guarding them as if their lives depended on it - Which as far as they know, they genuinely do.
"Okay, step forward Buttercup, you first."
>Her nose nervously twitching, your daughter comes closer.
"So tell us why you shouldn't be the one to get gobbled. Your two minutes start now."
>Her eyes widen slightly.
>"B-Because, um... I found out that last week when you told us to tidy our rooms, Hazel was lazy and instead of doing it properly she just shoved all of her junk under her bed!"
>You raise an eyebrow, unimpressed.
>That was nothing new, your kids were always finding ways to skip out on their chores.
"Is that all?"
>Buttercup shakes her head.
>"No, I have more! Um... Uh..."
>She shuffled her paperwork for a moment.
>"Y-Yesterday, Walnut went pee in the bath."
>You hold up your hand to silence a cry of "I did not!" from further back in the line of gathered buns and motion for Buttercup to continue.
>"Two days ago, Willow took and extra cookie from the tin when your weren't looking, and Bracken blew a raspberry at mother behind her back and blamed it on Daisy."

>>7825053

>You turn to your one and only son who stood beside you, exempt from "The Judgement" as your daughters had taken to calling it.
"Disrespecting your mother is a very serious crime, don't you think?"
>He shrugs, his dyed fur hanging over his eyes and his pierced ears bent back under the weight of his numerous spiked earrings.
>"Who cares. Life is just a dark void of misery and we're all nothing but maggots crawling under the skin of the festering corpse called justice."
>You roll your eyes, hoping that he'll grow out of his dark 'n edgy phase sooner rather than later.
"Great input there, champ, really."
>He scoffs.
>"I told you, my name is Nyteblade now."
>You try not to laugh too hard.
"Right... well why don't you go crawl in your skin while doing something useful, like helping your mother peel the vegetables for tonight, hmm? Just remember that the idea is to cut them with the knife, not yourself."
>He lets out a melodramatic sigh.
>"Ugh, so laaaame!"

>>7825053
>>7825059
Thirty or so seems a bit low to be eating them. Unless that's just the ones on the block for this go around.
Either way, hope you'll continue.

Bump again

>>7826973
Really suddenly that fast?

>>7820002
I'm not sure but thinking about it, that would sort of be a pegasus tendency, right? Specifically with how they fly (limbs outstretched) would expose them to that a lot more than others.

Fuck off, page 11.

>>7827126

Ace likes her arm pits, she's very proud of how toned and smooth they are.

>>7829157
Well that results in some pretty lewd ideas.

>>7829304
Id like to hear em. (And see some art of Ace showing off her arm pits.)

>>7829680
Well, as a big sister, she's probably thrown a headlock on Hotshot a time or two (or a few dozen) and that has some femdommy implications where she can taunt him and make him do all sorts of things while he's got his face caught in between her chest and arm. Add to that the fact that she's got a free hand to edge him with, and you've got a pretty lewd situation. Or, not necessarily with Hotshot either, though that might be a little more gentle in that case. I guess the important part is that her target is wedged tight right where they belong.

>>7830266
Not to shift gears here but what would her thigh situation be like?

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>>7831274
Depends on your headcanon I guess. If she's a Wonderbolt they'd tend towards slender but still firm and toned, good 'gap' thighs. In her more robust and muscular possibilities, it's probably less of a gap and more of a peephole, the kind a dick could squish in.

Either way, her character lends itself well towards wrestling encounters, probably more playful than serious but who knows.

>>7831465
>pic
Is it just me or does that six-pack look really wonky?

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>>7831518
Nah, I've seen better six packs

>>7831645
>I've seen better six packs
That's exactly what I was saying. It looked really crappy and unrealistic.

>>7831678
>It looked really crappy and unrealistic
Well it is a wrestling show :^)

>>7831723
That's no excuse.

>>7831645
Which satyrs would have six packs? Boys and Girls included

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>>7831678
There's supposed to be a 'it's not just you line' in the middle there, sorry. Just waking up. Speaking of Ace, do any of you have any real world counterparts you'd match with some satyrs? I think Ace would look a lot like this woman.

>>7831751
Depending on your headcanon; all of them.
[spoiler]The bitch-out answer, yes, but answering this question was bound to piss some people off; especially if you name satyrs that trigger pepples.

>>7831751
Alex for sure. Ace probably. Kimmy. Cider. Trimmings after she gets /fit/. And Gumdrop during her short lived training for military phase but she never goes through with it.

Bucky hits the gym often. Warren didn't have one but he got pretty buff from doing lots of work for his dad, decided to match his gut with his muscles. Steamboat loves to lift. Sirius fences and keeps pretty well in shape. Presto has a bit of a pack. He finds a muscular fit showman brings in more customers than a chubby one.

>>7831751
I'm going to say Radiance, but not because he really wants to, rather because it's expected of him as a prince to be in shape and through years of having been forced into learning to fight. Poor kid just wants to play video games and masturbate in his room like a normal teenager but society says he must do otherwise.

At least he can make the maids swoon when he takes off his shirt.

>>7832282
What's the term for being a little above ottermode but not quite ripped yet? That's how I see Radiance.

>>7831751
If you don't mind some personal headcanons on what their occupations or hobbies would be.
>Pretty much almost every Apple would have some form of a six pack due to their job on the farm, except for Bucky since he mostly crunches the numbers. Lola has a six pack because of her love of basketball rather than living life on a farm.
>Utah and Featherheart are a given since they're a crime fighting duo
>Alex and Herc are gym rats so they're contractually obligated to own atleast one six-pack while occupying the gym.
>Dagger's a cop, her job requires her to be physically fit to catch and subdue perps.
>Thorn has an inkling if a six pack since Fluttershy made her join volleyball afterschool.
>Ace, Hotshot, Maverick, Stormwalker, and Icarus are expected to be lean speed demons, so I believe they'd have some abs.
>Most satyrs of the Royal Family are expected to have some form of combat training. Dawn and Sirius like the full contact of physical training while Radiance and Selena focus on magic abilities.
>Salai would have them because she wants to be mentally and physically intimidating.
>Kyra is expected to become strong enough to lead the denizens of the underworld.
>Simmer and Broil are trained monster hunters alongside their mother.
>Cinder is a blacksmith that forges all sorts of heavy things.
>Jade and Cici practice martial arts and aren't willing to lose their edge in the tournaments anytime soon.
>Atlas needs them for all those expeditions she'll be doing alongside her mom.
>Kimmy and Lenora mostly hunt for sustenance, so they'd be physically fit to go out.

>>7831751
Alex, Ace, Trimmings, Cider, Utah, Herc, Stormwalker, Joist, Cinder, Broil and Salai.

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>Just Friends leaked
Well, that's about what I expected after seeing the rate of posts on /co/.

>>7832170
>Gumdrop during her short lived training for military phase but she never goes through with it.
I want to talk about this now.

>>7837672
That song was catchier than expected. It was super cute seeing Star and Marco sing together like that. Do you see any other satyrs doing the same?

>>7838664
Sing together? Yeah a few songs. Here's one on the top of my head


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQ4T3b4AdD4

>>7837818

Ok, what you wanna talk about?

>>7839777
Just how that sort of thing would come about, and how far it went.
Did she actually visit a recruiter, or get talked out of it by her family?

Or was she one of those kids who just got briefly super interested in military stuff, bought a few MRE's, and said "this is the life for me!" and either lost interest or realized it'd be really hard and dangerous.

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“Hi, I'm Anon, and after a long hard day of work, I like to unwind the way most guys do.”
>”Anon? Who are you talking to? Why did you just pick me up and start monologging?”
“Thats why I use Gargle Butt (TM).”
>”Excuse me!?”
“Gargle Butt is the go-to stress reliever for sexually frustrated men. Like me.”
>”What the hell are you talking about?”
“Its soft, durable, and self cleaning.”
>”Well I'm not gonna walk around with your cum in my ass all day!”
“I use mine in the shower and right before bed. The perfect and discrete sex toy that nobody would notice. Just say you have a friend over.”
>”You never told anybody about us!?”
“Well, I'm off to go use my Gargle Butt. You'll have to get your own.”
>”I hate you!”
>Gargle Butt, gets yours today

>>7839894
Kek. Funny. Though I always find it weird seeing balls on a dragon.

>>7839847
Im interested in teh idea myself, could make for a good one shot post. I imagine a little bit of everything. I'd like to try and sit down and write it out, if time permits. Especially since im sort of getting my writing boner back. Right now its chubbing up but I can get it full mast if i sit down and not be bothered by real life shit

>>7839921
I prefer the slit dick myself but Im not gonna lie, I would suck those cute little balls

>>7839952
Do you think he and Simmer ever hung out or anything? Those three are pretty much the only guys of their species and two of them look pretty feminine.

>>7840050
>Only one of three males of your kind
>Try to find girls
>See that choices are thin.
>A fucking prince has two drakes with him
>Try to get this blind girl
>Get cucked by a fucking magician

>>7840050
Probably. Malignant cancers spread, after all.

>>7840050
>Those three are pretty much the only guys of their species
>What is Muddle

>the two of them look pretty feminine
Agreed

As for your question in general. I personally imagine that they have met before. But both Gargle and Simmer are both very shy, and non social to people they dont really know. So they probably both just sat quietly and waited for the awkward encounter to be over. If they ever did hang out, they would be very soft spoken and polite to one another. Not really pushing each other like friends do. But they would be good acquaintances. At least thats my take.

>>7840110
>Prince has two
Which one is that? Rory?

>cucked
He had her, but he let his jealousy get the better of him and he acted a damn fool

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>>7840128
I can't find a bait pic so I'll just reply with the better species.

>>7840137
Does Gargle have any friends besides his brother?

>>7840203
Centaurs are pretty alright, even if that guy can't draw great faces.

>>7840137
>>7840137
The kid got options. Probably better off than his friends who want to be with non pony satyrs. Doesn't seem like Thistle mind sharing either as long she joins in herself.

>>7840261
my O3Ps I take very seriously and I can only see Thistle X Orion X Ember (or whatrever) working if Thistle is the sole initiator of it, and has full control over it all. I dont see Orion as being the type to do this on his own and were it not for Thistle wanting it he never would have bagged both those dragon cuties.

>>7840225
Does anyone have that pic with a red haired centaur girl wearing jeans? I think it was posted here at some point.

>>7840203
I actually do like centaurs better in general, but I feel like the satyr bodystyle is more appropriate for the hybrid offspring premise.

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>>7840417

>>7840527
Thanks senpai.

>>7840364
I can see that. Which one of the other common 03p would be difficult to pull off.

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>>7840551
Utah X Petunia X Featherheart

I see this one being extremely difficult to pull off, but if we are talking about the crime fighter canon I can see it happening. Petunia would be the one who runs the store and tends to their wounds every night after they come back, bloody, cut, and bruised. Its here that she and Featherheart get some time to really talk to one another. Though they dont really like each other at first they grow more and more fond of eachother as they tend to each others wounds. Physical or emotional. Feather tells Utah he can be intimate with Petunia if he wants. Since she now knows how much she has sacrificed for them she feels bad and does like her. At first its something of a sharing set up. When Petunia gets pregnant and has their first child does Feather heart get intimate with her. By then its a O3P and Petunia is the home maker while the two are the bread winners.

Something like that.

>>7840686
I like the idea of Petunia as their Night Nurse. (Is anyone else hyped about the Iron Fist series?)

>>7840799
>You will never have a shortstack "sister" ready to ride your bone at any time

>>7840799
Someone post the follow up

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>>7842294

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>>7841750

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>>7840835
I am. I still haven't watched all of Luke cage. I think the best of the Netflix shows is Daredevils punisher episodes.
>>7840686
That's more or less my fault when it comes for it being difficult. My idea was to show how much a relationship can a person's life. It even effects his costume. Feather is not a fan of the idea of leaving Appleloosa if that means she has to leave her tribe. Petunia has always been a homemaker and I never really said where her and the boy would go. Maybe away from any other Apples as a restart for a while.

They both love the stupid, impulsive, compassionate, and headstrong stalliom.

>>7840835
I figured she would have learned the skill to be useful and not a worry wart who stays home and does nothing.

>>7843569
Its definitely is open to a lot of directions. But I have a bias towards Utah and Petunia. But I try to work with all canons

>>7840110
Well even if he can't have Thistle or Ash, that'd still leave Cinder, Broil, and Snap. Blare too if Simmer isn't dating her.

>>7843754
I don't see anything wrong with that. Generally, the best kind of couples are super and normal. It works very well because it makes sure to keep the hero grounded and still have normal problems. Remember not to go off the deep end and end up like the Punisher, where the costume takes over their life. That's why Clark Kent and Lois Lane are the best.

Super and Super can work really well too. Like some people have said about Feather, they can keep up with their life and be a battle couple. Plus we can see what both of them are like normally and how different they are under the masks. There's also a chance that they now have to deal with each other's villains as well. Think of Green Arrow and Black Canary.

At least Utah doesn't suffer from Daredevil's romance problems. I swear they drop like flies.

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>>7840686
That's either one small Featherheart or one big Petunia.

>>7844994
4u. And we'll Petunia is a large girl. She is part cow and Feather Hearts mom was pretty small so maybe it's both. Maybe Petunia is unusually large for a female and FH is very petite. So when they get busy it's a size differences wet dream

>>7845658
Little Strongheart was really only small because she was young. Female buffaloes don't look too different from males and still weigh half a ton. Though dairy cows tend to weigh an average of 1,500 lbs., so both of them might end up big compared to Utah.

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>>7845658
Well, we don't know how old she was or if she matured. All the other buffaloes were pretty big. If anything, she would probably look like this.

>>7845770
>2 waifus who are bigger than you and flesh mounds

Top unf. But i always thought she was just a run. Still a hot thought no matter how you slice it

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>>7845815
Utah has a few possible advantages if he's taller than them.
1. Apple Genes
2. His dad was a big guy compared to their's. I don't even think we've even seen their dads.
3. "Main Character/Hero Gene"

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How can satyrs ever compete?

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>>7845901
Apple genes can't really compensate when Buffalos are this huge, senpai. Neither can human genes, in my opinion.

>>7845798
>>7845901
Just let me have my tiny cutie FH and let Utah be a Manlet.

>>7845907
They'd probably win against a centaur in a sitting in a chair contest.

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>>7846000
To be fair, creature size doesn't always equate to the growth of the satyr. If that were the case, Cinder would be a half-dragon giantess way bigger than Arianna. Ditto about the Dazzle children.

>>7846095
>phoenix being that large in comparison to horse princess
Think something's off with your chart, mate. Thus it's not viable as it casts doubt on the rest of your measurements.

>>7846095
>Cinder would be a half-dragon giantess way bigger than Arianna
Now I want a towering giant drake satyr.

>>7849129
lewd

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Who would you rather give a titfuck too? Palette?

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>>7850214
Darcy?

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>>7850223
Or Candy?

>>7850214
>>7850223
>>7850236

Palette would be the most enjoyable as she is pretty experienced and would love to finger paint her boobs after you cum all over them.

Darcy has an ok rack but not really enough to bury your bone in em. But she would be the tightest with how hard she goes to press them together. And she would be the most vigorous.

Candy would be the least experienced of them all. And would frequently have your dick slide out and slap across her tits and she would quickly apologize for it. But, unlike the others she would suck it too and swallow and ask if she did ok as she fixes her glasses.

Id go with Candy.

>>7852932
I want to tie Broil up and cum in her ass. Then fuck her face after. Then repeat. About seven times.

>>7853275
What satyr girls are cool with ass to mouth?

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>>7854150
Hard to say, thats nasty

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>>7798301

>>7858837
But she is a farmer; she is technically always at work... oh. OH. Oh ho ho. Nice.

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>>7858894
It's amazing how many of these quotes seem to fit certain satyrs like they were made for them.

>>153843979

>>7858975
Shit, I temporarily forgot how to link across boards.

>>>/a/153843979

Save bump

>>7858837
>>7858894
I saw there "dates" when they wanted to try to make things work was them sneaking out, Utah usually telling his mother that he's seeing a friend, and going somewhere like the movies. Maybe if it's a dinner date, one of them would pick up food and they would eat it somewhere like the barn or such that they know they would get privacy.

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More satyr babies would be nice.

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>>7860770
It would be. And this is new to me, who did Hope get with to produce such a cutie child? Whats her name?

>>7860833
I'unno. Probably a pony considering her ears and the horn which I'm not all that fond of.

>>7861092
Oh yeah. Well its always cute to see what if scenarios.

>>7861228
Everything's a what if scenario, mang. Though I think I'm interested in that Spike x Hope fic some Anon wrote, even if it means the extinction of objectively best drake.

>>7861271
>even if it means the extinction of objectively best drake.
Explain your process anon.

>>7861293
If Spike has a crush on Hope, then this must take place when he's younger and never met a FemAnon and fathered Thistle.

>>7861327
Ah I see, wasnt the canon that a young Hope gets with a much older Spike?

>>7861327
That or he broke up with Thistle's mom. Or he's just having an affair.

>>7861342
Was it? Huh. Still, it leaves Thistle nothing more than a twinkle in his eye.

>>7861378
Yeah, but I don't waste my thought on bad ends.

>>7861409
It could end well if he gets on with Hope.

>>7861396
If his wife left him or they are no longer together Thistle could still be a possibility. Still I was not that wild about the idea, just seems really out there.

>>7861378
>NTR
reeeeeEEEEEEE

>>7861540
It's only NTR if Thistle's mom gets off on it.

>>7861569
NTR is the blanket "infidelity" fetish that ranges from affairs, cheating, to outright abandonment in favor of a new flavor of the month. If she's getting off on it, that just means he's on-loan for breeding purposes.

>>7861586
What if they just have an agreement and are okay with each other having the occasional fling?

>>7861682
Then its not NTR. Its an open marriage.

>>7861697
Let's just say it's that then.

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>>7862904
>Incest babies

We need more of this.

>>7864052
Agreed. I'd especially like to see a more emotionally driven story about it.
You know, a coming to terms with the feelings sort of story.

>>7864052
That's retarted.

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>>7864099
I dont think an emotionally driven story on incest can be done without it coming off as grim derp or really ham fisted. But I'd be interested in seeing one done anyway. That one Gumdrop story where she tricks her dad was really promising.

>>7864167
Technically their kid may be.

>>7864268
Maybe not, but either way, I'd love to see more stories on the topic.

>>7864099
Nah, If I wrote something like that, it'll be between two satyrs who are not related.

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>>7864413
Dad X Daughter? Or just any blood relatives in general?

>>7864636
Dad x daughter or uncle x niece are the only ones that really do anything for me, personally.

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Some beautiful Ariana

>>7865016
>posting before I can do it
:(

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>>7865097
I could not wait Anon. But I will try and do a one shot about this in your honor.

>>7865016
unf

Has a satyr ever fucked up as badly as this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqcrwNXRgAo

>>7870472
am /d/. am draw. give me something not daddy incest, not petunia/utah/featherheart to draw pls

>>7870947
..didn't mean to quote

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>>7870947
>>7870947
Two satyrs in this pose.
>not petunia/utah/featherheart to draw pls
kek

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>>7870947
Satyr version of this

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>>7870947
Mind doing one of her laying on her back and feeling her shiny slippery shark body sensually? She can be 18+

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>>7870947
Can you draw a continuation of this >>7865016

But with a pose like pic related? Only both hands are at her head so we can get a nice look at her massive melons?

>>7870947
Peach wearing some jeans and no top.
Maybe some minor milk dripping, if you're up for that.

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>>7871451
Ooooh thats a good one.

>>7870947
Since we are talking milk dripping, can you do one of Candy holding a strawberry milk shake naked with her tits majorly dripping milk

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>>7870947
More Mal lewds

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>>7871110
if you can guess who they are, i won

>>7872813
Mudpie and Trimmings! Nailed it. nice work /d/

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>>7871298
fish vaginas.........

>>7873478
unf

>>7867216
>Satyr said 'I love you,' but then took it back.

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Which satyrs have the biggest cumshots?

>>7875156
Whichever one will draw the biggest crowds of faggots being competitively gay.
So probably Cancershot.

>>7875221
That sentence doesn't make sense.

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>>7875156
I think Muddle is an overlooks satyr, he may have short hemipenises but it blows out pretty big wads

>>7879328
All flavors.

>>7880314
Is that Mal and Emma?

>>7880314
Yeah, I'd be the meat in that neet sandwich.

Seriously, no one is putting the art on Derpibooru?

>>7880963
why aren't you?

>>7880963
i'll do it. one mo

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>>7880314
>dat pic
I like it.

>>7880398
Why be the sausage when they can just rub their slices of bologna together?

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>>7884515

>Pogo thrusts his fully erect cock into Laika's thick warm hole as she moans out, "Oh~ Oh~ You're just as big as Garret."
>"Yeah but I bet I can last much longer."
>"Oh!~" Laika salivates as Pogo continues his sexual onslaught, "Oh fuck me harder!"
>"I wonder what Garret is up to with his girl for the night."

>In a silent room Alex stands arms crossed and looks to Garret annoyed.
>The poor satyr looks meekly back before speaking up "S.so can we do it?"
>"I don't know, CAN you?"
>"...We all agreed we'd swap for the night."
>"So? What do you want a medal?"
>"..."
>Today was a swingers kind of day

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can mistake does tiddies?

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>>7886351
She can be whatever you want her to be mate

>>7796141
Does anyone know this artist or was it anonymous?

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>>7886858
Its MT.

She draws here very rarely but its always cute stuff

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>>7886351
Oh shit, Tonbo's titty popper disease is spreading!
What if one of the super busty satyrs catches it? They probably couldn't even move without long, intense daily milking sessions.

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>>7887175
"Candy!"
>"What? Are they too big for you?"

>>7887175
who all is well-endowed?
>>7887249
besides candy

>>7887551
Cristal, Petunia and Ariana come to mind.

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>>7887175
back pain. they get back pain.

>>7887551
Mumble, Ivy, Ash, Snap, Noelle, Jade, Shortcake.

>>7888464
>Jade
I forgot about that busty burb.

>>7888398
Do they even bother to wear bras at that point? Or tie a mattress sheet around it?

>>7886916
Can you link to her tumblr or whatever she uses?

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>>7888847

Mostly SFW
http://mini-tuffs.tumblr.com/

Mostly NSFW
http://minibutts.tumblr.com/

>>7886351

>Yuzu hummed thoughtfully for a moment, looking down at her friend who knelt before her.
>At last, after much consideration, she nodded in approval.
"You're ready."
>Mistake grinned excitably.
"Now you can fuck my dad, and I'm sure he won't turn you down this time."

There a sheep satyr?
Just curious.

>>7891473
Yeah.

>>7891506
Well...any information on them?
Got a name so I can search the archives?

>>7891562
Her name is Eirwen, I think. Not much content about her.

>>7891632
Now that is a crime against all Welsh and New Zealand people.

If you have any image/reference for her I would be hella grateful if you posted it.

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>>7891645
One

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>>7891683
Two. Pretty much it.

>>7891683
Thanks friend!

>>7891686
Forgot the comic where she sleeps in and Petunia wakes her up

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>>7891915
Was about to say the same.

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>>7891915
And also this one. She is sleepiest satyr.

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Oh, and this. I nearly forgot this one.

>>7891683
>>7891686
>>7891930
>>7891941
>>7891974
This is why you need to upload stuff on the booru.

>>7891941
Drowsy Sheep-tyr?
Color me interested.

>>7891941
I'd shear her ifyaknowwhaddimsayin'

>>7891974
What's he searching for in there?

>>7892727
If I recall correctly, he's actually trying to find her vagoo for some good, wholesome 'cest.

Source: guy who requested it.

>>7892750
Is it that small?

>>7892903
That wool is just 3 thicc 5 (You).

>>7893054
Do sheep actually have wool over their vaginas?
I figured like most animals, they'd have a bare spot in their rear.

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>>7893061
Probably a bare spot.
But it's a comedy bit. Maybe she has matting issues from sleeping too much.

mal is gay

>>7894003
She's whatever you want her to be if you'll give her your love for it.
Or at least your positive attention.

>>7885282
I don't get it.

I'm surprised Eirwen isn't half-crystal sheep actually.
One would assume anon would fuck one of them on principle.

>>7895502
Half what? Come on, man. Crystal? We don't even have many crystal satyrs. Think with your head and not your "head". Rock sex hurts.

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>>7896271
I was referring to these crystal ewes from forever ago, not like, finding a sapphire on the side of the road and fucking it.

>>7897330
Man, I'm not even Welsh and yet I'd do unspeakable things to those sheep.

>>7897582
Ditto, ewepussy is best pussy.

tfw no mal with nyx

>>7895502
I'm sure some Anon did. We just haven't come up with the satyr yet. Maybe one of the artists sees this and gets ideas.

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>>7891683
>>7891686
>>7891930
>>7891941
>>7891974
>>7893075
>>7897330
>>7897582
It's a good day to be a sheepfucker.

>>7897737
We can only hope.

Bump.
Very slow today.

>>7902843
What do you wanna talk about then?

>>7902856
I don't actually know, pretty new to these threads.
What do you guys usually talk or do anyways?

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>>7902990
Well we have 2 threads. 1 is in /mlp/ and is usually called /sat/ and its mostly for SFW talk and family feels. We have this thread we call /sad/ and is for NSFW talk and anything really in general. We have been known to talk about SFW stuff here and NSFW in /sat/

Just depends on who is on and what the mood is.

As for our usual topics it varies. We have flavor of the month stuff where we focus on a single thing until we get bored of it. Or circle jerk the same lewd topics.

What has caught your eye so far?

>>7903063
Eirwen definitely has, but all this stuff is hot desu.

>>7903193
yeah she definitly is a cutie. I've been wanting to write stuff for her too but have been pretty busy. The next chance I get when an art friend takes commissions or requests I'll be srue to ask for her. Whatr did you want to see of her?

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>>7902990
Titty monsters harassing young boys. Incest. Futas. Sometimes all at once.

>>7903316
I'd settle for just about anything honestly.
I don't know anything about her personality to request anything specific aside from like, a pinup.

How old is Eirwen anyways?

>>7903691
Strikes me as late teens to early 20's.

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>>7903671
Yeah exactly, a pin up or lewd pose. Anything like that. It may not be for a bit but I want to keep a log of ideas for lewd art to ask or commission for. One of the good and bad things about the thread is that we dont really have an established canon for characters. So we dont relaly know much about her. Her art lends an idea to how she may be. But Im not even sure myself.

>>7903691
She looks about the same age as Petunia and she looks to live on her own. Maybe early 20s at most, late teens at least?

>>7903726
Hivemind

>>7903756
Nothing is stopping us from just, writing up a new personality for her. I'd be down for that in all honesty.
The art we've seen leaves plenty room for development.

>>7904135
Yeah, I want to have her expanded too.

>Seems lazy
>Eccentric or quick to make dumb choices by her picking out that sexy little number
>Easily bored

What else can we work with?

>>7903756
>Her art lends an idea to how she may be. But Im not even sure myself.
>>7904135

I'm going to headcanon she actually lives or lived farther off in a coldish, flat plains area similar to Scottland with her dad, tending a small farm for their food.
And the reason she's always sleeping is because there's really fuck all to do and nobody to be around the majority of the time.
Even if she, or both of them have since moved, the habit stuck.

>>7904266
Isolation has made her kind of clingy towards friends, and socially inappropriate.
So she often says weird or rude things, or shit that just comes out of left field.
Maybe also easily impressed.

>>7904360
>And the reason she's always sleeping is because there's really fuck all to do and nobody to be around the majority of the time.

I also am reminded of that dress she picked out. Does she also sleep late because she is somewhat of a wild child and goes out late to club and stuff? Maybe after living out in the middle of bumfuck nowhere she has a taste for a night life?

Her favorite pikcup line is
>"I'm a baaaaahd girl."

>So she often says weird or rude things, or shit that just comes out of left field.
How so? Im afraid I dont understand the context of that.

>Maybe also easily impressed.
I can see that.

>>7904487
I don't know if her confidence would hold out in that intense of a social setting with her 0 experience in it. She might just have no concept of tasteful vs trashy.

As in she's not well verse in conversing with people other than her close family, so she might overstep her bounds a lot in conversation because she forgets you can't talk about just anything with people you're not very close to.
Similarly, familial conversation can be far more relaxed, so she might have a habit of drifting off topic or saying stuff that might seem completely unrelated to the topic at hand, which is awkward in less informal conversation.

>>7904675
I can see it. But i wonder how that would translate into stories. Still she seems like a rambunctious little sheep. I'd like more art of her.

I was feeling some narcoleptic sweetheart with a voracious sexual appetite.
Not some uncouth 'slut' about it, but definitely thirsty.

I mean she was born of the uncontrollable lust of some random dude and a sheep for fuck sakes.

>>7905254
I like to to imagine she was on the receiving end of quite a bit of sleep molestation growing up.
>>7891941

With earlier consent, of course.

>>7905254
head canons m8. If you can writer her to be fun to read and nobody else does anything then overtime it will change. Nothing is set in stone.

>some narcoleptic sweetheart with a voracious sexual appetite.

Care to provide some examples or scenarios?

>>7905341
>I like to to imagine she was on the receiving end of quite a bit of sleep molestation growing up.
We already are filled up on our incest quota m8. But maybe her boyfriend or fwb likes to do that

>>7905428
>We already are filled up on our incest quota m8.
Nah, m8.

>>7906046
Gonna make this the new OP thread pic

But what should the topic be?

>>7906165
>Not Sheep Molestation edition

Dairy Daughters, maybe?

>>7906270
>Dairy Daughters

If we doing a milk theme how about
>Milk Mares
Or something.

Wait wait wait wait
Emma Stone won for La La Land?? She was good but that wasn't that challenging of a role!
"Oh play a young contemporary trying to be an actress!"
Please.

>>7906046
Oh shit, Mimic actually drew horse pussy instead of a human one. That's pretty nice.
>>7906165
Invitation To Candy-Land Edition

>>7906598
Yes, that will be the editiion I go for.

>horse
Yeah Im glad to see that too. Looks really nice.

>>7905428
I'm meaning she'd be a warm smile and a kind word and then proposition you for a wooly thighjob out of the blue.

A soft and kindhearted person behind tired, sleepy eyes.

>>7906885
So she's very sexually free?

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>>7907093
>>7907093
>>7907093
>>7907093

I made the new thread. Lets all take our Sheep Satyr talk there.