ITT: Pokemon are real.
Which murderer is your favorite?
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>>7871595
Me.
>>7871572
well i'm glad you are enjoying yourself now please calm down witht the sqeeze?
if you do i'll give you a kiss if you do?
>>7871595
uhhh...
pretty sure jacket has murdered at least one person so
chicken chan
>>7871572
bisharp?
>>7871553
yeah okay
>Poke rust with the Aegislash
no more hugs man
unless you wanna hug heatran
>>7871545
so like
you here to grab them
move into the next door apartment
and have a fucking murder party?
>>7871595
RUST
>>7871537
>UNIT 3: SCRITCHSCRITCHSCRITCH
I ALREADY HAVE MY TECHNO BLAST CANNON AND MY LIGHT SCREEN MANIPULATION ARRAY. I CANNOT THINK OF A USE THAT A RAILGUN WOULD HAVE
...ALTHOUGH A LESS ATTENTION-GRABBING METHOD OF DISPATCHING OPPONENTS THAN TECHNO BLAST WOULD BE HELPFUL
>>7871519
>>7871566
>UNIT 3: SCRITCHSCRITCHSCRITCH
...INTERESTING.
>>7871618
I'LL BITE YOU IF-
>>7871628
FIIINE
YES THAT SOUNDS GOOD
>DROP THE JELLYBAB
WHERES HEATRAN
>>7871641
Sorry, but I don't think I can give much advice on that...
Maybe blades or something? Melee can be quiet, right?
>>7871519
Even with higher resistance, alcohol is probably a bad idea for me.
Especially considering how I act when drunk.
>>7871648
right here
>Heatran is let out of his pokeball
warning dude
hes hot
>>7871595
Him. >>7871610
>>7871641
Dude, like... a Shadow Claw TM?
Thunder Wave?
Slashing dudes?
>>7871648
ugh, you are too strong, you need to hold your streng a bit
>>7871641
>UNIT TWO: THINK
WHAT ABOUT A CLOSE COMBAT SET OF BLADES?
>>7871595
Hmm... Rust is mine
>>7871545
Rude
>>7871648
>Biting
...... huh
>>7871663
>is sweating a little
>>7871537
He will need something less noisy
A silenced gun of sorts.
>>7871566
Almost the entire bottle unless there were other bottles still unaccounted for, hahaha
>Alternate between polishings and headpats
>Any faster and I would be playing drums with the robugs and the zapmouse
>>7871641
Or a silenced Techno Blast
>>7871572
Alola.
>>7871628
Maybe?
If they start wrecking shit I guess, I don't even know why I'm here honestly
>>7871595
I know which one isn't.
Starts with unit, ends with one.
>>7871678
>G l a r e
>>7871663
AWESOME
IF I CAN HUG THIS DOG FOR A MINUTE YOU HAVE TO GET MY POKEMON TODAY
>HUG THE BURNING HOT LAVA BEAST
>>7871673
>>7871678
NOT RIGHT NOW
>>7871697
ALOLA
>>7871595
Soon to be myself if I can't find Slugma.
>>7871683
(oops)
>>7871660
Don't recall seeing you drunk but maybe that's how that bet started, hah.
>>7871670
X-Scissor is also a possibility. Thunder Wave has many practical uses as well.
>>7871595
Unit One
He killed batter dude and I good
>The hobo in Castelia city is currently looking for a warm place to spend the night
>rolling for results
>>7871747
>you find a thrown out washing machine box
>>7871707
okay, fine, i'll go get better later
at least i can stand up now
>>7871707
Ok that's enough fucking around for now.
What's up, why are we here?
>>7871722
>Internal raging
S u r e.
>>7871707
uhhh
dude
i aint getting shit
im telling you where to go
pokemon bonding and shit
>>7871697
you guys gotta go though
dont think jacket is too happy about all this new company
and uh
the shit list is a bad one to be on
>>7871697
>Glare misses
>>7871707
Right now what?
Alola?
>is confused
>he does what he does best when he's confused
Hey jacket dude, mind if I make ice tea for everyone?
>pulls out and puts on EXTREMELY GAY (and sexy) apron
>roll for gayness (and sexyness)
>>7871728
X-Scissor would, like, oooooown.
>>7871735
. . .
Turts?
I'm not, like, hallucinating am I?
Did 'chu tear 'chur way back from the other side?
-again-?
>>7871790
>>7871678
>>7871663
>>7871707
>starts dancing around
Friends friends friends...
>touches the Heatran
Ouch hot friend
>>7871677
>>7871670
>>7871660
>UNIT THREE: SCRITCHSCRITCHSCRITCH
MELEE DOES SEEM LIKE A DECENT
>>7871683
>streambro accidentally reseats sneaky robug's previously-improperly-loaded shock drive
>unit 3: halt while accessing shock drive
>shock drive loaded
>unit 3: resume writing
option. a silenced techno drive would also be ideal.
>>7871728
>unit 3: scritchscritchscritch
that would also be helpful
>>7871728
To tell you the truth, I haven't been drunk for a while.
Back when I was a snivy, on the S.S. Anne, I did some dangerous and questionable things while drunk. Such as exploring the ship's vents.
Sort of drifted away from alcohol at that point...
>>7871785
BYE GOO BAB
>>7871790
FOR POKEMON
>>7871808
>GET PIPE
WHY NOT
>>7871809
MAKE US TEA TEASLAVE
>>7871716
>Slugma is currently with Zorro
(Not sure if his roleplayer is still on)
>>7871842
okay bye, rust
>>7871808
who was he?
>>7871822
it sure got crowded here all of the sudden, i wonder where jacket is
>>7871760
>The Hobo checks the cardboard box
>as Hobos first post was Odd The alleyway the Box is in is cold and damp but the box should provide some some protection
>the Homeless Hobo sits in the box, petting his Lycanroc 'Wolfy'
>the loyal Doggo is all the warmth he needs to be happy for the night
>>7871842
Hey
>Is about to say it was rude, then he realizes
My friends called me that as a joke nickname... weird....
Also if you want a pokemon you could of also asked me
>>7871873
I didn't get to talk to you, but bye
>>7871842
>Oh Arceus
>It's habbening
>Keep your back to the bathroom door and don the Aegislash
i aint doing shit
you want a good team?
you gotta pick the mons
if they dont like you shit aint gonna get done
>>7871809
>Dave is unaffected
>Apparently it wasn't gay enough for his tastes
jackets in the bathroom dipshit
>>7871873
what
dude
what are you asking me
>>7871898
>a pokepuff falls down from above perhaps one of the apartment tenants somehow dropped it out of their window. It seems immaculate other than a small mount of debris gathered from the impact
>do you eat it or give it to Wolfy?
>>7871809
Iced tea?
What are you, my mom?
>>7871842
Yyyyeah okay. You do that.
>>7871808
Honestly I couldn't give less of a fuck about your boyfriend, but fine.
>Schmoe: Outie
>Probably gonna go sleep on a bench or something
>As is the way of the Joe
>>7871919
i was too busy getting squished by that guy his name was rust right?
>>7871928
you know the guy who was squishing me to death a moment ago, his name was rust wasn't it, what even is he?
>>7871735
Hello, trying to avoid the "game room"? I haven't seen you there in the last day, and actually, that's really understandable.
>>7871820
And it's a common TM, I can get one for him if he wants and Colress approves it.
>>7871827
>Feel the charge from the shock drive
>The tingling feels good
>Continue the polishing
>>7871828
Ha, before you actually got famous, then almost as quickly forgotten. Speaking of fame, do you think you've recovered enough of your memory for the special project?
>>7871919
I HAVE DECIDED MY TEAM
TEASLAVE
>>7871928
FINE ILL GO GET THEM MYSELF
>GET COOL 80S NOTEPAD
>SCRIBBLE DOWN THE TEAM
>LEAVE
>>7871961
>BONK THE SCHMOETRON ON THE WAY OUT
>WHY DO I HAVE DEJA VU?
>>7871973
>unit 3: scritchscritchscritch
project?
>>7871973
Project?
Um...You mean the canvas story thing?
Where we paint our travels?
...
I remember most major things at this point...
The little stuff comes randomly.
>>7871973
I'm, like, down for helping with the project.
My bro can do tech stuff, too.
>>7872015
Like, different project I think.
>Knock on the bathroom door
duuude
the murderers are gone
except for like
this one guy
who stole an apron?
dunno where in here he got it
but like
idk man you wanna kick him out or what
tap the door twice for yes once for no
>>7871928
>"I swear if someone calls me dipshit one more time"
Ok! Also that's pretty rude
>>7871961
I could be... son...
>roll for effectiveness of smugness
>>7871962
I think so
>>7871983
Pre-determining you're team? That seems a little unhealthy... unless the pokemon like you back that is
>>7872025
(He's with the others mate, don't sweat)
>>7871809
>sees the apron
You cook things? Sweet tasty things? Pokepuffs like my trainer used to make me?
>>7872023
Sorry.
Um...Hold on. Let me see if I remember.
>Thinks for a moment
It's a bit fuzzy, but...something about a website?
>>7872028
yeah?
wow look at that i conveniently have no shits to give
amazing
>>7872041
(Context clues man, help me out. I'm assuming you're talking about sanctuaryfag. You saying he left with the DIDemon and Batter?)
>>7871984
>>7872015
The video blog project for the pokemon in our care, even with the "recent developments", they still need to be heard. Including you Sniffers, but don't fret if your memory is still not up the the task.
>>7872025
>jacket is in the bathtub wishing he was dead right now come back later
>he had a dubsfail to lock the door so its probably unlocked
>>7871949
well look at that... here Wolfy, you can have it
>The Hobo offers it to Wolfy
>instead of eating it, Wolfy nudges it back in the Hobos direction
>This goes back and forth for a bit with both of them wanting the other one to eat it
>eventually the Hobo Gives up and Breaks it in half
>He gives the larger half to Wolfy and they both enjoy it together
>both of them happy together, they start to drift off to sleep
>>7872028
well i guess see ya later
>>7872025
hey dave, how is there a vacant room here? or at least something for me to hug?
when i'm sleeping i unconsiusly hold the fluffies thing near me and hug it, but you already knew that from earlier today
>>7872028
>Roll for comet ball through the window
>>7872075
(Didn't really say it, I'm half tired Rn to notice)
well at least you're honest
>>7872058
Of course I can cook, I can cook whatever is needed
>>7872094
See ya
>>7872093
hey jirachi i wish this guy was happy
>>7872129
He is happy though, he has a companion and a safe place to stay for the night.
>>7872115
>misses
>smiles
WHY YOU GOT TO BE SOO RUDDEE~~?
-SanctuaryFag
>>7871866
(Oh well)
>>7872129
>>7872135
Uhh...
>>7872093
>Give the guy a coupon for a free week of McGhetsis food?
(Feel free to ignore it or change it into something more fitting.)
>RUST: MAKE SOME MONEY
>RUST: GET SOME POKES
>>7872155
Jirachi I wish that you allow a one time gender switch of any living being in this universe.
>>7872199
>RUST: IS ACTUALLY LOST ON PONI ISLAND
I HATE BUGS
>>7872069
...
>>7872077
Oh.
>Sighs
I wish I remembered more...
Right now, I've only gotten the really big things, and some scraps of abuse...
Not enough to make a video about it...
...
Hopefully, I remember more in the future.
>>7872199
>you're not doing very well so far
>>7872211
>RUST: MIGHT ACTUALLY BE IN ORRE?
>>7872221
>WHERE IN THE WORLD IS RUST SANDIEGO
>BANG ON TRASH CASTLE WITH PIPE
>>7872094
uhhh
empy room...
dont think so
hug a pillow
>>7872084
>He's an impulsive idiot
>But you only have to barge into a bathroom once to learn your lesson
dude
you conscious in there?
chuck a knife at the door
pretty sure you got one in there
if i dont hear a damn knife im coming in bro
its gonna be super awkward too
have to drag your unconscious ass out of the tub and shit
i mean like
idk man youre both taller and heavier than me
might not work
might actually fucking
fall in or some shit
>>7872221
Uhh... you ok rust... you seem lost...
>>7872155
>the Hobo now has a Blanket
>now him and wolfy wont be getting cold, sleeping in that Dark damp alleyway
>or anywhere else for that matter
>>7872241
>DID voodoo doll meet DID demon.
Hello?
>>7872280
>Not DIDemon
>You had one chance man
>I'm disappoint
>>7872243
>open the door
>fully clothed
>wave
...?
>>7872280
>Not DIDoll
>Also disappoint
>You had two chances for great puns
>>7872243
okay, i'll hug a pillowm i won't promise that i won't pull anyone in my sleep and hug them
>>7872293
>>7872321
>kms
>>7872248
VERY LOST
>>7872280
>>7872331
UH
>GO PAST THE DEPRESSED PLUSHIE
>LOOK FOR COOL STUFF
>>7872069
That website doesn't have anything about you, anymore. Hasn't in a while
>>7872213
You remembered your abusive ex-trainer the other day, that was a good start.
>>7872368
>stitches is ded
>DIDefeated
>>7872368
Uh..can I help you?..
>>7872400
...Stitch are you alright?
>>7872415
im a DIDisaster
>>7872325
dude
you slime me up and im gonna use it for kinky shit
>>7872316
yo dude
uh
randos are gone
kinda curious about you randomly having a sexy apron
but whatever
ordered pizza
since i guess thats your life force
>>7872400
>DIDefeated
>I'm proud Jirachi
>A single man tear rolls down Skitter's face
>>7872426
...What?
>>7872400
OOPS
>>7872415
HEY I'M LOST
IS THIS PONI ISLAND?
>>7872446
..This is Orre.
Specifically Ceridwyn Keep, formerly Pyrite Town.
>>7872437
well i hope you won't do anything with me when i'm sleeping
at least wake me up
>>7872464
HAVE YOU SEEN A GUY WITH A BAT
ABOUT YEA TALL
>>7872486
I don't think so?..
Then again, I haven't been outside much, so, yeah.
>>7872478
who says its you ill be kinkin up with the slime dude
>>7872528
>BONK HIM
ARE YOU SURE THIS ISNT ALOLA
>Uh.
>What the fuck?
>Attempt to dig into the sand.
>>7872437
Pizza!
>>7872539
okay, but at least ask before taking my gel it takes a while for me to replace the part i lost
>>7872556
>Klonkâ„¢
..Unless Alola is a giant desert, yes.
>>7872574
>Watch the plushbando
>Be slightly confused
>UNIT TWO: PAT ZONED OUT STREAMBRO
HELLO?
>UNIT TWO: PET THE HUMAN
>>7872579
pizza?
what topping?
>>7872590
>uh.
Where am I?
i wanna see gladi's french fry ;)
>>7872636
...Ceridwyn Keep, formerly Pyrite town, in Orre.
>>7872656
Uh...
Cool. I'm pretty sure I was supposed to be dead.
>Lay against the wall.
>>7872591
>Sleeping in a couch pile composed of grass snake, zapmouse, 1d2 porehs, magnets and at least two robugs
>>7872688
..oh.
Uh, do you want some food, or..a drink or something?
call it, does chuckles the roleplayer have as nice of a voice in bed as his character? (^;
>>7872590
>The sand is my new home
>Roll to be Slash.
i want to play with bones's bone
>>7872718
>Can confirm that Zeta is there, resting on top of Unit 3
>>7872656
>a shedinja Floats by out of nowhere
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFpks7EvkQY
>starts charging a solar beam
>>7872730
>>7872653
>>7872762
>>7872653
(>getting beat out by a shitposter)
(... time for me to aggressively flirt when he gets back, I guess)
(Maybe)
>>7872718
>UNIT TWO: JOIN THE PILE
>UNIT TWO: WHIRR
well i'll go grab a pillow for me i'm going to sleep
>evens it's just a regular pillow
>odds it's a supicious body pillow
>>7872784
i bet his fry is nice and hard
>>7872762
..Why?
>>7872773
...
>Shadow Bone
>>7872752
Stitch..what are you doing?..
>>7872729
Uh, fuck I don't know.
>>7872773
>Reach for pokeb-
>Where are my pokemon?
>Throw a spell tag at it.
>>7872797
>squint
wait a fucking second
who is on that pillow
>>7872802
(Damnit anon. He's not even here at the moment)
>>7872762
its mine
>>7872816
i am sand
the dirt in pokemon form
>dig
>>7872816
>shedinja is shattered into tiny pieces
>>7872831
i dunno i found it in jacket's room
>evens it's a body pillow of dave
>odds it's a body pillow nirie
>>7872831
>>7872797
What's that, an extra big pillow? What's on the cover though?
>>7872872
tries to cover the pillow nothing, nothing just forget about it
>>7872730
>Huge ass series of amplifiers materialize in Anon's vicinity
>And a microphone in Chuckles hand
LET'S TEST THAT HYPOTHESIS
FOR SCIENCE
>>7872836
..Oookay.
Do you want a shovel?
>>7872829
I'll..go get you some water.
>Go do exactly that
>Return and set the bottle next to you
>>7872887
b-but it looks like Sunglasses...
>blushes
without clothes!
>>7872918
no
in my last life
i was a sandslash
>keep digging
>>7872920
just forget about it, ignore it
>>7872858
>squiiiiiiint
oh arceus
when did he get that?
>>7872920
thatsbecauseitis
>>7872929
Iiiif you say so.
>Watch the silly plush dig a hole
>>7872920
>nirie body pillow falls on top of zapdoggo
>>7872914
(Chuckles RPer here, let's not)
>>7872952
huih?
>>7872918
>Sipp the water.
Thanks.
>>7872952
what the hell?:
>>7872952
... starting to think the pillows arent actually his
>>7872858
...!
>chop the pillow in half with an axe
>maybe a sword because i cant find my axe image
>>7872987
how does that even work?
>>7873002
wow be careful dude,don't slash me too
>>7872951
>accidentally bury self
help
PAR I have a problem
My boss is freaking the fuck out
He wants literal impossible bullshit
Cant quit because line of work is special and shady
What do
>>7872981
Anytime.
So uh, how did you end up in Orre looking for Poni island?..
>>7873018
>Yoink the plushbando out of his sandpit
You alright?
>>7873035
What do you ... need done?
>>7873002
>cowers behind dave
Aaaaah a bunny demon!
>>7873044
no im dead
>hug his face
>>7873046
>try to get the body pillow of his own image to and without inazuma noticing
>>7873017
idk
probs palkia
>>7873035
whats going on dude
>>7873002
(I've been caught with my figurative pants down man, I don't know how the flirting thing works)
rip that pillow
still not as good a cuddle buddy as the real dave
>>7873046
dude
>>7873055
>The Stitch has latched onto my head like an octopus
>help
>>7873017
...
>roll to suplex the goo baby into the bed
>>7873046
>glare
>>7873081
(hey baby what time do you take your pants off at ;) )
... ....
>>7873096
ow what the hell why did you do that?
>>7873083
>Hug the husbone.
>New home.
>>7873096
>starts tearing up
please don't hurt me
>>7873113
Ahahaha~
Should I pay your business ... a visit?
>>7873113
...Mind sharing with us who you work for? That might tell us better how we can ah... help you.
>>7873114
>Awkwardly hug the plushbando mask
>Why is he so cute
>>7873162
>KISS HIS FACE
>Roll to decide... mischief.
>>7873139
If you can help find a fucking shiny corsola then meet me at a bar or something
If you come to the boss' place security will be all over your ass
>>7873155
Can't name names, but he's a fashion mogul. Thinks he's a misunderstood genius, loves hobnobbing with the world's elites.
Recently lost a friend, too. Never seen him cry until then.
>>7873176
you should possess the bonerhead
make him do stupid and embarrassing things
or lewd things
>>7873113
Your boss sounds like a jerk.
>>7873113
howd he even know if its the right one tho
>>7873096
(Pants are for losers, been just wearing boxers since like... yesterday)
(You flustered me out of my original thought line, good job m8, hope you're proud)
dude
are you shushing me?
>>7873183
I wouldn't have to ... worry about security.
Go to ... Lavender Town. Be there in twenty~
Pokecord https://discord.gg/H9kvRSY
>>7873109
>flick him
>>7873137
>flick the zap dog too
>>7873205
(boxers are nice dude switch with me boxers i mean)
(haaaaaa ;) )
>flick dave too
>>7873176
>Would smooch the baenette
>But hes on the wrong side of my head
>Just keep hugging the husbando instead
>>7873198
Tell me something I don't know.
I can't quit though, I took out a loan from the company.
>>7873205
Some sort of distinctive paw scar. It's personal now.
Fucking thing is allegedly the reason all my Kanto teammates are fucking dead.
>>7873212
I can't get there in twenty, fucking speedboat's fast but not that fast. Give me thirty?
>>7873212
Courtney, shouldn't you be back at base?
>>7873183
Sir, you 'oughta be careful around Courney.
>>7873217
(This is not the Pokemon are Real discord.)
>>7873256
Sloooooow~
Fine! Take me to your base too I wanna ... see.
>>7873237
but why? why did you need to fucking suplex me?
and the flick didn't even touch me just touched the gel
>>7873255
>Do an evil.
>Kiss his mouth.
>Roll to succ the soul out.
>>7873217
(This isn't the PAR Discord, so idk why someone put this here....?)
>>7873237
(Doubt mine will fit man, I'm a smol dude)
(Fffffffffff gotta go acquire a flirt game before I can step it up)
y tho
>poke his stomach
>>7873237
I don't understand what's going on anymore
>>7873277
>Suddenly a bunch of soul goop down his throat
>Confused bonehead soundsâ„¢
>>7873271
>laugh
>give him a real pillow
>>7873288
(if i put on smol boxers ill have that strong booty tho come on maaan)
>kiss him
...?
>>7873294
>pet zapdog
>get him some pizza
>>7873298
Okaay ... I'm waiting ...
Aha~
>>7873294
>the body pillow is stil near inazuma
>roll for nirie to try to get the body pillow away from him, because it's lewd as fuck
>>7873308
okay thanks i guess?
>>7873305
>Lifeless dollbod flop.
Oh shit.
>>7873308
Pizza!
>noms
>>7873316
Fuck.
Now the boss wants some other shit from me.
The boys failed to keep the TV away from him and now he's fascinated by something or other...
>Rolling for how fucked Anon is.
>>7873330
cool, hey jacket do you have some pizza for me?
>>7873308
(Dude I'm only 5' tall and pretty fucking thin, good luck)
>Kiss the pizza elemental
sooooo
what
howd that body pillow get here
shit was pretty lewd dude
>>7873329
..uhm.
..Stiiiitch?
>Pick up the plushbod
>>7873330
>>7873348
>give both gays some pizza
>>7873356
(i will have one hell of a booty tho anon have fun resisting that)
>shrug
>go go get notebook
>where the fuck is my notebook
>>7873361
>Make him wave his arms.
>Stitches probably does that thing where he droops his hands and only moves his arms even in Bonesbod.
In your body, dude.
>>7873395
thanks dude
>puts the pizza inside the gel, nirie tryes to bring near him for him to bite
pineaple topping!?
it's not as bad as people say it is
>>7873345
>Anguished groans
He wants a shiny Alakazam.
Fuck my boss, seriously. I'm good, but not that good.
I'm going to stall the boat in open water, drink a bit, and request the Ninetales job. At least that will end my sad excuse for a life.
>>7873425
>preforms a complex ritual to trap the doll in the boneheads body for two days
>>7873345
>>7873434
Ahaha~
Well ... Team Magma is accepting.
>>7873395
(Mate I probably won't even try. I have low booty resistance as is, rip me.)
>That's a good question
>Where did you leave it man?
>You sure Rust didn't steal it?
dude
watcha lookin for
>>7873425
>Floppyhanded armwaving
Uh, okay.
Do you..want back out??
>>7873434
>>7873434
Get back to work! I do not pay you to get drunk on my dime!
I understand if you cannot obtain the Alakazam on short notice, but surely a single Ninetales is within your limited ability to acquire? Preferably -not- as a mangled, unusable mess riddled with puncture wounds?
>>7873443
And you - please stop trying to steal my contractors.
>>7873481
Ahaha ... Groudon will like you.
Analyzing...
well i'm going to sleep
>grab the pillow for him to hug
>evens remember to get the body pillow on his own image and propely dispose of it
>odds forgets in the room
>>7873477
>Opens his mouf
>Also holds up the Stitchbod I guess??
>>7873521
>Leav-
>Uhhhh...
>Try not to panic.
I'm stuck.
>>7873491
You... command such a force?
I am impressed. Perhaps we can come to an arrangement.
>>7873509
I am growing uneasy with my Hoenn Region operations, given certain visiting entities in the vicinity.
I have heard that, ahem, certain operations in Orre have resumed. I want you to investigate, and if possible, make contact so I can negotiate prices.
>>7873549
..You're stuck.
.....
>Concerned bonehead soundsâ„¢
>>7873575
You seem ... fun.
Maybe I'll help you ahahah~
For now I have aaaaaaaaaan orb to find ... ~
>>7873575
Understood boss. I'll make towards Orre.
Don't forget my code if you need me. Red-7.
(Haha you guys are crazy I've just been reading your threads the past 9 days or so and they're like some sort of gay sitcom and you've brought the soul vore shenanigans back. I love it, I want to join in but I can't think of a proper character to go with)
>>7873590
Oh well.
>Shrug.
Uh, should we train?
>>7873626
(I'M SORRY. Either pick a pokemon, human or canon character. There are a lot of groups running around that you can join. Plasma, Murdersail, Failsail or just have your character on their own for a bit.)
>>7873626
(Practically any character works, but I'm here to help you brainstorm one if you want)
>>7873641
(Why are you sorry?)
>>7873641
..Stitch you're in my head.
Or..something like that. How are we going to train?
>>7873707
(.... only the first pastebin is really necessary. )
>>7873707
>Is apparently doing his best attempt at flying
I.. would really rather not do that, especially with you in there.
..Maybe you can practice doing..whatever it is you're doing right now?
>>7873724
(no bully just join let me live my life feel free to jump into a group tho or try and make your own would be neat to have an antag group around)
>>7873750
Better idea!
>Do shadowboxing.
Better idea?
>>7873509
Fuck you, Riley. Not everybody's got unnatural luck like you do.
I'm going to just... drink this shitty soju, pass out in my boat and get working later.
Toshi, out.
>>7873785
Click click. That's my money.
Cipher here I come.
>>7873761
>Bonedome does some punch-y things
Uhm, I guess so?
>>7873792
(ERP in thread was banned 10 days ago)
(Mostly)
>>7873792
you know you're the reason erp in the thread got banned right
Join the discord channel!
https://discord.gg/zcT8Pcr
>>7873792
(Hopping in at a slower time like now would be easier rather than at prime high speed times when plot is happening.)
>>7873825
>Fuckin' plushie ghost passes out. Goodnight gaybones.
>>7873858
Uh..Stitch?
>Suddenly feeling really tired
...I guess you stopped having insomnia?..
Oh well.
>Go to your royal chambers and go the fug to bed it's been like 2 days since you slept
>>7873926
(Things can and do get lewd but not as much as what I think caused it)
>>7873926
(yeah people thought it was gonan drive you off)
very cold bee is very cold...
cold bugs get very slow...
Breath of life
(Sorry things came up)
>>7871716
>>7871866
>wandering around saffron with slugma
>>7875695
>Slugma seems a little worn out
>Still, he follows behind Zorro, getting his bearings
Thanks for saving me...
You guys didn't get hurt or anything, right?
>>7875723
Do no worry about us! Are you alright?
>picks up slug and put on back
>>7875741
I think so...
They did sprinkle water on me a few times, so I may have lost some lava...
>Sighs
Why did I ever go with that honchkrow?
I put all of you in danger through my own ignorance.
>>7875757
It was not your fault. We have made some enemies it seems. and I feel like this is not the last of them...
Do you need anything?
>>7875764
I hope they don't come back...
...
I'm pretty hungry, honestly.
Haven't eaten in several days.
>>7875795
Yeah
>stommach growls
Me to... And I have no money.. Where should we find food at?
>>7875801
There's probably food at home, but it's too far away from here...
This is a pretty big city.
I'm sure we'll find something if we look around.
>>7875819
....
I hope frankie is not mad we ran off again....
I am super lost by the way.
>>7875834
You left to save me, so I think he'll understand.
I also have no idea where we are.
-Slugma
>>7875856
I sure hope so. Well umm.. I was never wild. You think we could find something in the woods?
>>7875885
Should be plenty of berries and other fruits in there...
It's worth a shot.
-Slugma
>>7875927
....
Do you remember which way to the woods? I have no idea.
>>7875946
Um...
That way?
>Points south
-Slugma
>>7875974
Alright ok!
>starts running throw crowds in that direction.
>Finally get to the edge of the city
Well here we are! where do you find food out here?
>>7875980
Look for shrubs and trees with berries on them...
I'm not sure what grows around here, but we should find oran berries, at least.
Maybe if we get lucky, we'll find some really tasty ones...
>>7876013
....alright.
>starts sniffing around...
>roll to find food.
>>7876036
>You come across a small patch of various berry bushes
They really are plentiful around here...
Now, how to get them off the bush...
>>7876091
Like...
>sticks head in bush attempting to grab some berries
>if odd the bush has a lot of thorns
>>7876108
That works, I suppose.
>Slugma bites off a cluster of berries
>Odds, he sets the branch on fire in the process
>>7876153
Ha! You like to eat your berries roasted huh?
>ember the bush
>>7876168
Well...I guess.
You are better at burning things than me. I always set things on fire by accident...
>Munches some more berries
>>7876196
I always do on purpose!
Cept for that one time....
>eating the wild berries
These are pretty bitter.
>>7876213
Yeah...
Oran berries aren't the best for roasting, I think.
Plenty of other bushes here, thankfully.
>>7876230
Hmmm
Do you know the way back?
I am lost again.
>>7876304
Um...
Follow the river?
We might be able to find our way home from there...
>>7876340
Yeah i hope so ....
Ì walking along the river..
Not my idea of breakfast but i guess it was alight!
>>7876353
It works for now...
We should still eat a proper meal when we get back.
...
Any idea where Sylvie and the others went to?
>>7876388
Nooope.
Come to think of it... should we wait fir them?
>>7876435
Uh...
That might actually be a good idea...
I have no clue where they are, though.
>>7876469
We could wait at the town entrance from where we came in from!
I think i might know where it is at... i hope
>>7876487
That could work...
I hope they find us. I don't want to leave them behind.
>>7873761
(Jirachi you doof why'd you respond to me? I was saying the first one is the only one new peeps need to see)
>>7873842
>>7873847
>>7873926
(It's not banned, I just asked if the people who have their characters in the Discord as well could tone down on thread ERP. )
(But yeah, there really isn't that much ERP here anyway, you kinda walked in on one of the few times when it was happening)
>>7876779
(It's also only very loosely enforced. Per se, I'm only stepping in if they're having a different ERP scene every other thread)
(.long time lurker first time poster here ive read though the stuff. am i allowed to have an antagonist rn? it seems like the threads are clogged with them rn)
>>7876972
(You're fine man, most of the antagonists aren't doing plot constantly)
>>7876972
(Yeah for sure. Go for it.)
truth dragon is for fug
>Sandslash wakes up just outside Saffron city
>he looks around, sees that he's on his own and starts digging back towards Fuchsia city
>Running around Saffron city
ZORRO WHERE ARE YOU?
>>7877558
>you hear Sandslash digging underneath you
>roll to see if Sandslash hears you
>odds = Sandslash is either too far underground or just not paying attention
>evens = Sandslash pops out of the ground nearby
>taking a nap just outside saffron.
>roll to hear sylvie
>>7877673
>Slugma is sleeping next to Zorro
DAMNIT ZORRO THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T JUST RUN OFF ALONE
>roll to notice Zorro near Saffron's exit
>odds obviously he must still be in the city!
>>7877766
>is jarred awake by dubs
>a fire blast flies in a random direction
AAHHH
oh hey i found you.
Seen the others around?
I was having the most wonderful dream...
>>7877766
>Slugma is also jolted awake by dubs
>Drops of lava are flung into the general vicinity as he jumps up in surprise.
Uh...hello.
Good to see you safe.
>Sandslash is now back just outside Fuchsia city
>he resurfaces and climbs a tree, sitting on a branch
>he is waiting to see when Zorro, Slugma and Slyvie get back
>>7877817
Nope I haven't
>>7877858
Same to you! Did those poachers hurt you?
>>7878018
welll.... me and slugma are super lost.
>>7878029
Oh, well we can just head back the way we came from, Celadon City
>hopefully starts walking off in the right direction
>>7877193
Truth dragon is in fact for fug, but shes for ideal dragon only
>>7878018
Yeah, they hurt me a bit...
Threw water on me to try and scare me.
>Slugma looks a little smaller than he did pre-kidnapping, probably from lava hardening and breaking off his body
>>7878106
>Follows Sylvie
I have no idea where we are.
Big storm last night!
What's going on here?
>>7878129
reshiram is only a woman in your ideal world
i can not make that desire come true
>>7878145
Nothing much, how about you blueberry?
>>7878145
Rescues and Reunions
>>7878140
>frowns
I regret not hurting those poachers now to make up for them doing that. Anyways, we just need to follow route 16 out of Celadon and we'll get to Fuchsia City eventually.
>>7878157
>(Tfw I've legit been waiting for you)
Hey its you again, what exactly was I doing for you again? Looking for someone?
>>7878106
.... what did you do with those poachers?
>>7878220
I decided to not let my anger get the better of me and I let them live.
>>7878212
the black rook has defected
take over his job
in sinnoh a man resides
purple haired
he views his pokemon as tools
make an example of him
>>7878251
....
I would have burnt them. They would be better as ash floating in the wind.
>follows sylvie...
>>7878202
Sounds simple enough...
>Slugma lags behind Zorro and Sylvie, visibly tired
Fucking hell.
I got to the place my mark's supposed to be.
Turns out the Pokemon I'm supposed to bring in apparently isn't even in the area. Fucked off to somewhere else, could be half a Region away.
I'm going to get a hotel room and wait.
Red-9 out.
>>7878270
Do we need to take a break? Or maybe Zorro can carry you?
>>7878270
>>7878307
>grabs slug and puts on back again.
I got you!
>Smiles at slugma
>butt stuff in the morning
>breastfeeding in the evening
>footjobs under the table at supper time
This is the life.
>>7878344
>>7878318
>the western entrance to Fuchsia City comes into view
See, navigation isn't so hard - just gotta read the signs.
>>7878187
Hey snowfall.
Just cleaning up my usual camping spot. Storm blew lots of twigs around. The usual sorta thing.
>>7878202
That sounds exciting, ribbons.
>>7878383
I can not interpret them though!
>confuse
Bink?
>>7878404
That it was, An.
>>7878414
Just have to practice practice practice~
>>7878437
My head starts to hurt though....
in a bad way.
>>7878260
Oh man if I knew this sooner I would of done it voluntarily