ITT: Pokemon are real. Who's your favorite mythical?

>>7867579
Gengy

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>>7867579
Deer and i think Shaymins pretty cute

>>7867525
You'd be surprised how much he wouldn't care, I also don't know why you hate me so much, the "trick" was only a joke, and there are other people who've done much worse than me

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>>7867590
sorry but you cen wressle when you get older
since you have no family i'll be your big brother

>>7867579
Jirachi.
Onion fairy is second.

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>>7867598
Damn right.

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>>7867590
dupe
there was no wrassling going on here
>Pic related
>>7867560
welp
hope you like cheese dude

(Discord wants to know if you'd like to claim Celebi or Shaymin. You can have an Arceus too, if you want one.)

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>>7867556
Bye, we'll make sure to let them know you're safe if we see them!
>waves with a claw

>>7867602
Zorro why are you acting like you can't hear the voice too?
Also, I guess so.
But we still don't know where the poachers went, they could have gone anywhere.

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>>7867602
W-what? I'm not crazy!

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>>7867638
Okaaaay 'nii-chan

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>>7867683
>thinking "stop being so adorable god damn it"
okay, let's go see if this place has some something to do here
you've been here longer than me, what do you do here?

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>>7867668
I am not talking about those ones!
Hmmm... where would you go if you where a poacher?

>>7867670
I do not think it is a voice. Sounds real like the other ones.

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>>7867729
I haven't been here that long so i dunno

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>>7867661
...?
>shrug
(might get shaymin which arceus are free? also give me your discord again)

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>>7867760
i guess i'll ask them
>asks dave mentally
>>7867661
"is there something to do here?"
"i think there need something to distract inazuma from what you guys are doing right now"

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>>7867760
>Poke zapdog beans.

>>7867779
Haha, turts wanted a shaymin that would hit on him and his "gf" to bad for him

>>7867779
https://discord.gg/39Qr5

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>>7867742
>Sandslash tilts his head to one side
...I'm confused, I've only ever heard one voice in my head.
I'm talking about the one that called us both a hero, gave me the vial and told some others to die. What voices are you talking about?

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>>7867530
I guess that's a better idea than hiding them.
I'll sacrifice them to a volcano and create a second Groudon.

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>>7867850
>glares at the wierdo
hey get out of here
>telepors tabitha to the gay admins

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>>7867850
>is poked
w-what?

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>>7867779
(Any Arceus other than Steel, Fairy, Fire, or Ghost)
(My Discord is Skitters#2808 and it looks like someone just threw you a server invite)
>Boop him
i guess the dog and...
hold on
>>7867816
'uhhh.'
'idk jacket probably has like'
'a fucking gaming system somewhere'

>>7867895
get away from him zuma,
he's a creep
>>7867905
"i'll go look for it"

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>>7867895
Nice, hyahyahy-
>>7867887
>Teleported into the middle of Mauville.
Aw, hell. That's the fifth time today.

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>>7867867
Do not worry about it.

I'm am getting super worried....

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>>7867860
(Dude, fuck off, I'm busy Rn. I honestly don't care what he does, he can be whatever mon he wants)

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>>7867860
(k)
>>7867863
(yeah might jump in)
>>7867905
(fuckin poison i guess? whatever one i get youll probably know its me)
...?
>whats wrong with dave now

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>>7867929
(forgot pic)

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>>7867976
(I mean. I'm the one that keeps track of all the characters, so yeah. )
(That and random Arceus out of nowhere doesn't really happen so. (
sorry dude
the jelly was fucking
doing some telepathy bs
asking what the hell we do around here
you got some games somewhere right

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>>7867945
>Sandslash is clearly worried about it
Well...what can we do then? Where should we look for the poachers?

>>7868045
>>7867945
>The boat is still there...
>Might be something helpful inside

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are you okay? inazuma
did he touch you?
did he do anything creepy with you?

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>>7868035
(yeah i thought it was either you or rachi anyway yeah probably gonna pick up shaymin and some arceus soon ill be like you guys with 50 characters)
...?
>point into his own bedroom
...
>point at dave, then himself then the bedroom
...?

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>>7868067
Lets look around this raggedy boat, hopefully it isn't more pokemon bits

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>>7868045
>>7868067
I am going to check the boat for clues before i burn it down.
>walks into the boat

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>>7868121
>>7868135
...Good idea.
>Sandslash follows Zorro and Slyvie into the boat
>roll to find clues

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ALMIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Torches a daycare and kills all the people working there.
>The daycare turns out to have been horribly abusive.

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>>7867885
didn't you hear about that one guy who made another groudon?
except it was some fuckin crazy tentacled abomination that just looked like it?

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>>7868067
>Roll to find clues.
>Serious isn't there something?

>>7868197
>>7868165
>>7868135
>>7868121
>Well, you found their stew-pot
>And meat fridge

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>...and now for the trending topics
>On the ongoing search for ex-champion Kanto Blue, the Moor of Icirrus has seen many groups of fans camping and braving out the cold temperatures and bad weather
>As the searchers waiting for a shiny Stunfisk to jump to unearth the next clue, a plague of flu is sending fans to the nearby hospitals, straining the northern Unova medical services
>The campaign has recently send Blue's groupies to in search of clues in a septic tank in the depth of Castelia's sewers, inside an exhibition in the Nacrene Museum and an attempted break in at the Dragonspiral tower because of jokesters posting false clues in social media

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well inazuma let's go see somewhere to play, chicken seems to have a videogame room
>roll to find jacket's gameroom

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>>7868216
Eeew.

>roll to find something

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>>7868107
(Jirachi makes the threads, I manage them. Welcome to the juggling act, home of the bad puns and tea.)
aight man
to the games
>drag him off to bedroom

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>>7868216
Gross
>continue searching

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>>7868232
Wow. Turns out Blue's fans are dumber than I thought. Kinda like Blue himself.

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>>7868216
...Disgusting.
>roll to find something useful like a map

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>>7868234
hey i found a gaming room, wanna play something inazuma?

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>>7868282
(welp that makes sense what am i in this equation do i gotta develop feelings for rachi too? yeah im shit at juggling sorry if i forget to reply like i have the last 50 times)
...!
>mute woo
>get dragged

>>7868282
>>7868327
>gets camera

>>7868270
>You found a list of favorite Pokemon, ranked by taste
>The poachers have signed their names on the sheet, to indicate their vote
>Joey, Timothy, Beth...
>Looks like most of the group is named.

>>7868293
>You come across the skinned, hanging, and seasoned body of some poor pokemon

>>7868310
>You find a map of their favorite hunting spots
>As well as nearby towns they use to stock up on supplies

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>>7868172
That's... awesome actually. I should learn genetics and make something that'll really give people something to talk about.
Rayquaza, Groudon and Kyogre.
Put together.
Hell, let's just shove all the legendaries together.

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>>7868485
>Dadly stare of disapproval

>a hobo in castelia city is currently rummaging though the trash seeing if he can find something for him and his companion to eat
>rolling for results because i have no clue what the fuck to do

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>>7868499
>Dubsfail.
I feel like something is watching me again.

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>>7868510
>RUST: SKEDADDLE OUT OF MAGIC PORTAL
HEY

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>>7868270
>>7868293
>>7868440
Hey Zorro and Slyvie, come look at this map I found!
Do you guys recognise any of these places?

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Burn it...


>>7868440
Y-you guys find anything?

>>7868510
>Evens
>the hobo finds a half eaten McGhetsis burger and a handful of fries in a bag
looks like we got lucky today wolfy
>he gives the Burger to His lycanroc friend and keeps the fries for himself
>>7868537
uh...hello?

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>>7868566
I'M LOOKING FOR A GUY THAT WEARS A RED SUIT
NAMED DAVE? LIKE, KANTO CHAMPION?

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>>7868485
maxie.
you absolute fucking madman.

LET'S DO IT.

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>>7868327
(No romo man, Jirachi and Bones are practically a thing already. You get to chill with me in wingman corner.)
(No worries my dude, I have a billion characters specifically so I'll never be trapped if someone goes to bed)
aw dude
the jelly beat us here
>flop on a bed
what are we playing dude

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well i guess you're not intersted, it seems that they noticed that that was not a good place for that
well i think you can go around the apartament
well, i guess i'll see if anyone is intersted in talking

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>>7868299
It's funny how badly they interpret the clues. I'm pretty sure they were searching the sewers nonstop for two days because they can't fucking count steps and searched every nook and cranny until they found the correct one, and are probably doing it again in the moor.
Oh well, I'm comfy here with my coffee and they're freezing their asses off and I have it all on stream.

>>7868577
Sorry, I have not seen anyone like that
But if I do I will let you know
-Hobo anon

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>>7868609
I don't think I'm qualified for this but... Why not? It isn't like Arceus is breathing down my neck or anything.
Come on, Colress owes me a favor.

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>>7868633
so wanna play something?
i'm not the onwer of the stuff but you tallk what you have?
is there something for 3 ?

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>>7868659
THANKS!!
>TOSS THE MAN SOME MONEY
>ROLL FOR AMOUNT
>RUN

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>>7868660
>Arceus: breathe down his neck

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>>7868633
(damn so no like horrible 4 way poly? rip i dont think i could handle dating more than 1 person anyway)
>>7868661
...?
>put in snes mario kart

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>>7868540
That's saffron city circled isn't it? You think they went there?

>>7868681
>a very nervous deerling follows behind

Uh... uh... I was t-told to follow y-you? T-to g-get out of the distortion wo-world I mean
>roll for cuteness or how annoying the studder is

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>>7868660
who cares if you're qualified or not this is gonna be fucking amazing.
..who's colress?

>>7868686
...maaaax
there's some big gay thing behind you.

>>7868681
Thank you
>the hobo pockets the money and proceeds to pet his companion
Look at that Wolfy it really is our lucky day

(and now I must go though I wish I could build up Hobo anon some more today)

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>>7868723
okay
>pick one of the controlers
>picks yoshi
so who will you pick?

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>>7868764
YOU'RE GOOD
FOLLOW ME MY MIGHTY STEED!
>BUY METAL PLUMBING
>GRAB SOME POKEBALLS
OKAY ... WHATS THE PLAN?

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>>7868767
Colress is a guy I know that has an obession with bug dicks.
And he- What?
>>7868686
...
>Roll for composure.

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>>7868727
I think it's likely, yes.
Want to go check it out for any more clues?

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>>7868834
I AM NOT
>Keep installing new lewd mode on Unit One.

>>7868810
U-uhh d-does steed w-work for a g-girl?
>tilts head

O-oh nevermind, you s-said we need to f-find th-the champion right? Da-dave?

-Deerling

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>>7868723
(Haha, are you wanting The Bone dude? But yeeeeah idk, same. Dating one person was hard enough.)
(.... okay that was probably because that one person was a fucking asshole but whatever.)
>Time to be the horrible boyfriend??
>Distract him while he's playing mario kart
>Sit in the lap
psst
rainbow road

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>>7868834
>CONFUSED WHIRRING
>WORD UNRECOGNIZED
>DEFINE "DICK".
>>7868867
>BEEP AT COLRESS

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>>7868834
..that's nasty as hell, mate.
what could he possibly do for us if he just likes bug cock?

>>7868867
dude
dude.
that's gross as fuck.

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>>7868867
>>7868917
Better than a "Kill a guy over a misunderstanding" lazer, amma right?

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>>7868867
Uh...
>Preemptive run for the extinguisher and burn lotions

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>>7868917
Ignore him Unit One.
>Install the lewd mode already.
>>7868942
Do you know who has Kyurem right now? And who doesn't?

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>>7868838
>Follows silently

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>>7868767
That's a rude way to refer to your god, sport.
>Throw a glue/sparkle mix on him
Now you're the big gay thing
>>7868834
I heard you have some questionable plans. I'm just here to let you know that I'm always watching, kid.
Toodle-oo!

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>>7868867
>>7868917
...
>>7868942
He has laboratories we can use.
>>7868970
What in the fuck. Okay, we aren't messing with any DNA today.

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>>7868884
>Grab the deer under one arm.
COME ON!!! SO WHAT ARE WE TAKING?
HELICOPTER? HANG GLIDER? BOAT?
A BOAT! BOATS ARE COOL

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>>7868961
>they arrive at Saffron city, quite possibly the largest city Sandslash has ever seen
...You know what, I'm going to go sleep.
You two have fun searching Saffron, I'll meet up with you guys back in Fuchsia again tomorrow, let me know if you find anything.
>Sandslash digs away underground to go sleep

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>>7868727
>>7868838
....Too saffron then?

>>7869058
>rolling for deer keeping composure
Uhhhhhhhhhhh, a-a b-boat?

-Deerling

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>>7868958
the fuck is a kyurem

>>7868970
what the shit
>confused sparkly butt pirate sounds

>>7869007
i thought you had labs too?

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>>7869090
(sorry was stuck doing a thing)
Yeah let's head off.

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>>7869122
... Not after the Magma hideout got raided by the police.

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>>7868958
COMMAND RECEIVED.
>UNIT ONE: RELOCATE
>DESTINATION: LAP
>PLOP
>LEWD MODE: INSTALLED
>>7869122
>UNIT ONE: ANSWER QUESTION
IMAGE UPLOADED. THIS IS KYUREM. ICE/DRAGON. LEGENDARY POKEMON. REFERENCED IN UNOVA MYTH AS THE BALANCE BETWEEN TRUTH AND IDEALS. BST TOTAL? 660 IN BASE FORM, 700 IN FUSED FORM.

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>>7869122
What Unit One said.
>>7869167
>Pet the newly lewdified robug.
Thank you Unit One.

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(is slugma here?)

>>7869126
This city is HUUUGE!!!

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>>7869108
YES A BOAT
COME ON
>HEAD DOWN TO THE DOCKS
>ATTEMPT TO HAGGLE A SPEEDBOAT FOR 5 BUCKS

>>7869228
(Yeah)
>The poachers have disappeared into the city

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>>7869153
..oh yeah i forgot about that.
you didn't have any secret bases?
even ruby has a secret base.

>>7869167
>>7869204
it looks really stupid
can i wrestle it?

>>7869241
>gets phone out of nowhere
>prepare for deer doing watch_dogs level shit
>she hacks into several bank accounts and takes a little bit of money from each adding into a total of
>roll for amount
>she then deposits it into rusts account

W-will that work?

-Deerling

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>>7869267
>>7869228
Let's get to looking for them then.

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>>7869355
UH HANG ON ILL DO SOME CONVINCING
>GET PIPE
>"CONVINCE" THE MAN TO PART WITH THE BOAT

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ᵇᵘʳᶰᵗʰᶦˢᶜᶦᵗʸ

>>7869407
>>7869267

ok where to--
>roll to overhear a thing about poachers

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>>7869301
>Remember where all the kyogre dolls are.
No. None with lab equipment.
Do you?

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>>7869167
>>7869204
>UNIT 3: SILENTLY OBSERVE

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well i won, becuase dave distracted jacked oh well do you guys wanna do something else?

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>>7869301
>UNIT FIVE: OFFER TO WRASSLE

>>7869435
>There might have been a little talk of poachers nearby
>Unfortunately, it is completely inaudible, drowned out by the sounds of the city

>>7869407
>The poacher group, still undetected, buys new clothing at a nearby store, and gets haircuts.
>This still doesn't change their attitude, though.

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>>7869413
>also attempts to be threatening
>pulls out throwing knife

Uhhhh g-give us th-the b-boat?

>>7869534
-Deerling (this is what I get for not being able to avatar fag)

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>>7869413
>>7869534
>The guy feels sorry for the two nutjobs and gives them the boat.
AWESOME
>GRAB DEER
>JUMP ON BOAT
>PUT COOL CAPTAIN HAT ON DEER
>[S] RUST: SAIL

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>>7869531
>unknowingly search for the wrong clothed people

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>>7869465
..uhh
>lie lie lie lie lie
nope.

>>7869512
a bug is fine too.
come at me, matey.

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>>7869568
HAHA, THAT AINT EVEN MY BOAT, THERES A BOOSTER BUTTON ON THE UNDER SIDE BY THE WAY


SEE YAAA

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>>7869593
>For a pirate you suck at lying.
... Do you?

>>7869636
more like butt pirate

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>>7869593
WATCH OUT FOR THE SHARP PARTS
>UNIT FIVE: WRASSLE

>>7869568
>glimmering eyes of happiness cause the captain hat

>hugs rust

F-full speed ahead!
R-right?

-Deerling

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>>7869531
>thought he heard something...

Oh come on... Where could they be...

This city is waaaaay to huge.
>frustration

>>7869584
They are going to eat him!

>panicking intensifies.

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>>7869663
...how can they eat lava?

>>7869659
>>7869593
>UNIT 3: SILENTLY OBSERVE
>SILENTLY
>VERY VERY SNEAKY BUG

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>>7869682
>UNIT 3 SEEMS TO BE SO SNEAKY IT IS INVISIBLE

>...OH WAIT. THAT WAS JUST AN IMAGE FAILURE

>>7869663
If you burn the city you will find them....

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>>7869636
mmmmaybe?
..yeah, i do.

>>7869653
i will drown you.

>>7869659
>immediately go for a full nelson because you are both an idiot and a cheater

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>>7869204
>HAPPY BEEPING
>COOLANT SYSTEM: OVERWORKED
>VENTING SYSTEMS: ACTIVATED
>>7869593
>UNIT ONE: PLATING: FLAIR
>UNIT ONE: OFFER TO WRASSLE
UNIT FIVE - INFERIOR. UNIT ONE, A SUPERIOR CHALLENGE.

>>7869663
>>7869584
>Poacher group notices Zorro and Sylvie
>Internal panicking
>They split into two groups, as calmly as they can, and go separate ways, merging into crowds, hoping they aren't noticed...

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>>7869661
>PET THE DEER
I THINK WE ARE GOING TO BE GOOD FRIENDS
YOU GOT IT CAP'N!
>TO ALOLA!

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>>7869653
True.
>>7869659
...
>>7869728
Then where? Is this necessary?

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>>7869677
Like--

>>7869701
SHHH

>>7869731
>1
>notices them split

YOU STOP
>sprints after one of the groups...

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>>7869729
SHUT UP
>>7869728
>ROLL TO ELBOW THE PIRATE

>>7869735
(Once my phone stops being dumb, imma avatar fag as deerling)
>TO ALOLA!!!
Wh-whay are we go-going to aloha? T-to find dave?

-Deerling

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>>7869729
>Pain.
>Pet the perfect husbandbug.
>>7869728
>>7869794
>Observe butt pirate vs Unit Failure I mean Five.

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>>7869756
yes it i-

>>7869794
-ooffuck.
>attempt to suplex the bugbot
>this is a terrible idea

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well is there any single girl, here i think i'm in a suasage fest here, and before you ask I AM NOT GAY, is there any cute girls in alola?

>>7869771
>1
>You chase them into the crowd
>You lose their direct trail, but still know which direction they were headed
>And it was towards the forest
>The other group attempts to slip away while you chase them

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>>7869850
dude
i hope you arent planning on bringing chicks in here
bros before hoes dude

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>>7869844
>I AM A FAILURE
>SYSTEMS SHUTTING DOWN
>ACTIVATE SECONDARY SYSTEMS
>KICK HIM

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>>7869844
>>7869867
why

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>>7869866
no i'm just won't bring anyone here, i just want to tallk with someone, since you two are busy

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>>7869857
Fuck!
>run into the forest after them

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>>7869850
I'm... drunk as fuck, but I knew this gal in Hau'Oli City with two Torracats who was hot as hell.

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>>7869883
You can talk to me!

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>>7869850
That's not what the papers said though aniki.

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>>7869816
>>7869729
>UNIT 3: SNEAKILY OBSERVE MATING RITUAL BETWEEN UNIT 1 AND MASTER COLRESS

>>7869867
>>7869844
>UNIT 3: ALSO SNEAKILY OBSERVE BARBARIC SPARRING MATCH BETWEEN UNIT 5 AND UNKNOWN INDIVIDUAL

>>7869816
>UNIT 3: SEND AUTOMATIC HOURLY REPORT VIA EMAIL TO COLRESS

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>>7869798
(No problem.)
I NEED A TEAM! DAVE CAN HOOK ME UP
... PROBABLY

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>>7869857
>Pursue the group into the forest...

I will burn you!

>>7869918
Burn the entire forest down, Zorro.

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>>7869867
>bugbots servos must be fried
>pin it down

>>7869882
why not? haha!

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>>7869910
>Unit Three is watching this.
>Accept death.
>>7869930
>I can't believe Unit Fuckup got beaten by an ass pillager.

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>>7869899
you didn't even knew what that meant, ina, why do you know about that now?
and aren't you too young to know that stuff?
>>7869898
you live here in alola right?
i was trasnported here so i have no idea where i even am
>>7869887
nice i too bad i don't know where i even am

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>>7869910
>THREE YOU KNOW WE ALL KNOW WHERE EACH OTHER ARE
>CORRECT
>>7869930
>UNIT FIVE: DELETE INFERIORITY
>PUNCH HIM

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>>7869867
>Watch Unit 5 become a shadow of what it once was
Serves you right for almost frying Hal and Dedsec

>>7869910
>Observe recently activated stealth unit
>How does it do stealth with all this mass anyway

>>7869930
>>7869972
Oh shit. This is getting real.
-Maxie

>>7869884
>>7869918
>Well, catching up with over encumbered poachers is actually quite easy
>They are backed up against a tree
>They start digging items out of their bags, and throwing them at you, warning you to stay back

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>>7869962
>giggles
Uuuhhhhhhh, I might know some stuff from the anime my trainer used to watch.

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>>7869945
>UNIT ONE: CONVENIENTLY SHUT DOWN TRACKING TO REDUCE PROCESSOR HEAT LOAD
>NUDGE HAND WITH HEAD
>>7869972
>INFERIORITY DELETION: IMPOSSIBLE
>UNIT FIVE: INFERIOR
>UNIT ONE: SUPERIOR

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>>7869972
>gutpunched by a robot
>fucking o w
>respond with extreme amounts of stupidity
>HEADBUTT THE ROBUG

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>>7870002
>gets pelted by a couple things

OW! stop it!
Where is Slugma!?
>readies another fire blast.

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>>7870022
>Kiss the robug.
>Time to test that lewd mode out.

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>>7869978
>SILENCED SERVOS, LACK OF MOVEMENT, STAYING IN SHADOW, AND CAREFUL MANIPULATION OF LIGHT SCREEN

>>7869972
>UNIT 3: DEJECTED SILENT BEEPING
>REMAIN IN STEALTH MODE

>UNIT 1 > UNIT 3 > UNIT 5

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>>7870012
now i'm more concerned, how old even are you?
it's wasn't anything raunchy, right?
please say it was just tame stuff

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>>7870022
>UNIT ONE: CEASE
>>7870024
>OW
>UNIT FIVE: HEADBUTT HIM BACK
>>7870067
>UNIT THREE: CEASE

>>7870041
>Poachers attempt to lie, and weasel out of the situation
We have no idea who that is!
Why are you attacking us?

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>>7870106
>tilts head a bit
Then why where you running away and throwing things?
I think you know something!

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>UNIT TWO: FLOP ON THE FLOOR BORED
>UNIT TWO: CONSIDER MAKING FUN YOURSELF

>>7870151
>Roll to keep up bluff
Because you were attacking us...
We are just innocent travelers...

>>7870151
Burn them. you know you want to... we all do...

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>>7870067
That makes sense

>>7870085
>How can one Unit fuck up so much
>It's almost sad

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>>7870085
>how can you miss with a head so massive
>fuck why did i headbutt a robot
>time to cheat
>feel around for an off button
>smash the most buttonlike thing i find first

>>7869916
I- I'm s-sure he won't m-mind, I-if not may-maybe my tra-trainer ca-can hook up, he he's nice enough...

-Deerling (sorry I took long, irl)

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>>7870083
>tries to remember
Uhh, 8 winters old. I evolved 5 winters ago when I messed around with a thunderstone my trainer had lying around.

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>>7870062
>LEWD MODE: ACTIVATED
>INTERNAL FANS: ACTIVATED: CHASSIS RATTLING: SIDE EFFECT
>UNIT ONE: BOO-
>>7870085
>IS THIS AN ATTEMPT AT A COMMAND?
>UNIT ONE: ALL PLATING VENTS: OPENED
>WARNING: HEAT LOAD EJECTING FROM VENTS IN THE FORM OF STEAM
>REDIRECT HEAT OUTPUT TO CANNON
>UNIT FIVE INFERIOR. UNIT ONE SUPERIOR.
>CHALLENGE ISSUED.

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>>7870158
>UNIT 3: OBSERVE BORED UNIT 2

>>7870085
>UNIT 3: OBSERVE AMUSING FAILURE

>>7870214
>>7870085
>UNIT 3: OBSERVE IMMINENT DOMINANCE CHALLENGE

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>>7870182
>AUTOMATIC KICK ACTIVATED
>KICK HIM IN THE DICK
>>7870214
>UNIT ONE: SUCKS

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>>7870171
I have the feeling you are lieing to me...
If something happened to him I am going to burn you VERY slowly...

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>>7870211
you're a kid, i just feel dirty from giving you cpr
ugh, kid it's better than you don't think too hard about the stuff that happen here

>>7870210
YOUR CALL BUD!
>WOOSH! VROOM!
-RUST

>>7870236
>Roll for pokerface
We aren't lying.
We don't know who slugma is...

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>>7870171
I don't believe you!
>psychck on one of the poachers

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>>7870236
IT ONLY TAKES ONE PERSON TO DELIVER A MESSAGE.
SEND A MESSAGE OF YOUR OWN.

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>>7870234
>UNIT ONE: SECONDARY FORM ASSUMED
>ESTIMATED ARRIVAL TIME? HALF A MINUTE

>>7870214
>>7870226
>>7870234
>UNIT TWO: OBSERVE ALL THIS
-UNIT TWO

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>>7870234
>dick: kicked
>girly screaming: happening
>archie: ded*
>*curled up in a ball next to the robuggo

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>>7870300
>UNIT 3: BECOME KEENLY AWARE THAT YOU'RE BEING OBSERVED
>UNIT 3: ATTEMPT TO IMPROVE STEALTH MODE WITHOUT BEING NOTICED

>UNIT 3: COVER MOST LIKELY BLOWN WIDE OPEN

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>>7870264
grr--
>readies a-

>>7870267
Oh!?

>>7870289
Oh I will send a message.
>fireblast a nearby tree.
I will burn this whole place down. If you do not tell me.

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>>7870234
>>7870295
>>7870341
...
>Grab buttpirate.
>Roll to get the fuck out.

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>>7870234
>The absolute madbug
>He nailed it

>>7870214
>>7870295
>Watching Unit One woosh out of the frigate
>Frustration noises coming from the lab

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>>7870295
>>7870300
>>7870341
>UNIT FIVE: FLEE

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>>7870375
>UNIT ONE: STUN MODE ACTIVATED: STUN THE FUCKER

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>>7870407
>UNIT ONE: TECHNO BLAST: BURN DRIVE

>>7870366
>The poachers crack. That intimidation attempt was very successful.
Don't kill us. Please.
>They throw their sacks down, including the one containing pokeballs, and attempt to run away
>If odds, some of them fall into a small ravine

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>>7870358
>UNIT 3: MOURN COVER

>>7870421
>>7870407
>UNIT 3: ATTEMPT TO REGAIN STEALTH
>UNIT 3: WATCH DOMINANCE BATTLE

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>SanctuaryFag has been in this world for a while
>Get been there enough time to establish a large faction of raiders in sinnoh, one if the largest for that matter
>The faction had a name (excuse the tisms)
>The "Axe Helms"
>But he has to return home soon...
>SOON

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>>7870410
>Use water based butt pirate as a shield.

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>Le Batteur: Stop being a generic ghost thing it stopped being funny after five minutes
>Get the fuck out of dodge
>Dodge being hell

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>>7870398
This frigate is crazier than I thought it would be at first.
>Sips coffee
I just hope nothing bad happens with all these genesects running around.
Still, very unlikely.

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>>7870421
>UNIT FIVE: TECHNOBLAST: DOUSE DRIVE
>>7870442
WHY ME

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>>7870435
>goes to the ravine and sends a flamethrower down....

......

>runs back to the sack full of pokeballs and starts releases.

>>7870457
>>7870410
>water doesn't stop electricity you nerd
>it doesn't stop it at all
>we both get bugzapped

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>>7870435
No you're too far gone to run
>chase

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>>7870510
(fug)

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>>7870475
Unlikely, now that Unit Five is not the psychotic murderbug it was.
I've got visuals from all active Units, in case you want to watch. Yes, even the stealth unit right behind you.

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>>7870444
>Put Sanctuaryfag back where he belongs.
>Or maybe in the GayMurder home.

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>>7870476
+1 252- SpA Genesect Techno Blast vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Genesect: 174-205 (61.4 - 72.4%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
>UNIT ONE: TECHNO BLAST: BURN DRIVE

>>7870493
>Mostly random pokemon, which immediately fly off or run away as soon as they are released
>Is Slugma in there...?

>>7870512
>Well, catching up with them was easy
>They throw a fork at you, out of desperation

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>>7870525
>UNIT 3's COVER: BLOWN AGAIN
>IRRITATED SILENT ROBUG NOISES

>DOES A SILENT ROBUG MAKE NOISE

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>>7870535
why
why is there a random guy in the apartment

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>>7870554
>UNIT FIVE: COLLAPSE LIKE THE FAILURE YOU ARE
>GUILT: LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE, YOU'VE GIVEN UNIT FIVE AN INFERIORITY COMPLEX

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>>7870248
Okaaay I won't then.

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>>7870558
>keeps franticaly opening them

Come ON! you have to be here!

>>7870586
Unit five already had an inferiority complex though.

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>>7870558
A fork? Where is Slugma? RETURN HIM IMMEDIATELY

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>>7870586
>SHITS: NOT GIVEN
>UNIT ONE'S AUTHORITY: STILL INTACT
>UNIT ONE: CALL FOR A PICK UP

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>>7870525
Sure thing.
>Sips coffee, and sits down
Should be interesting.
>Glances at the wall behind him

>>7870563
...

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>UNIT RUST: ARRIVE IN ALOLA
LAND HO!

>>7870597
>Only a few pokeballs left...

>>7870615
We don't know.
We just split the bags, man.
>The poachers cower in fear

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>>7870620
Coming.
>Frigate going to Hoenn.
>Make a purchase of a few labs in the big 7 incase the Frigate blows up.

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>>7870588
i mean you are a kid and most, but don't even try to take part in what they were doing are doing
you're a kid and that a thing for adults
so please don't do that okay?

>>7870683
>roll to make jello gay

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>>7870654
Do not lie to me!
>Sylvie used hyper voice as an intimidation tactic

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>>7870689
Mon cher, that is not how this is done.
>>7870683
>Roll to seduce the jello

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>>7870625
>GRAB SLEEPY CAP'N DEER
>ROLL TO FIND MURDER APARTMENT
>>7870721
BAD
>>7870683
>ROLL TO MAKE JELLO GAY AND THUS FIND MURDER APRTMENT

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>>7870654
>opens the last of em....
oh please be here...

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>>7870563
>If a robug stealths in the frigate and there's no one to listen does it make a noise
>Nevermind that he's clearly behind me
>Say hello to yourself as you look through your cameras into my laptop and back into your cameras

>>7870623
Make yourself comfortable, Unit 5 is doing some real great greek tragedy

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>>7870714
FEEL FREE TO DISPOSE OF THEM IF THEY'RE UNCOOPERATIVE.
>>7870731
I SINCERELY HOPE HE IS HERE AS WELL.

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>>7870689
>>7870721
huh what ar e you doing?
>>7870726
i guess i'm gay now i think?
i'm not sure

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>>7870790
>RUST: KICK OPEN THEIR DOOR
DAAAAAAAAAAAAVE
>PUT DEER DOWN
DAAAAAAAAVE

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>>7870739
>STEALTHBUG UNIT 3: GIVE UP
>...DEACTIVATE STEALTH MODE
>...PLACE HEAD IN STREAMBRO'S LAP DEJECTEDLY

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>>7870739
Yoooo, broooo.
>Zap mouse smells like Unovan bourbon
Wha's good wit' 'chu?

>>7870739
>>7870848
>UNIT TWO: JOIN THE PARTY
-UNIT TWO

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>>7870817
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU?

>>7870731
>1
>The last pokeball clicks open...
(I feel like having you guys chase the second poacher group would end up repeating the exact same events as chasing the first, so...)
(Slugma's in the ball?)

>>7870714
I don't know...
Don't kill us...
>The poachers grovel on the ground in front of you

>>7870876
(you could change it up if you want or if you dont feel like it he could be in the last ball. I have a plan for both lol.)

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>>7870817
WHAAAAAAAT? WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING?

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>>7870867
>>7870848
>Drunk zap mouse pats robugs
Heeey, 'chu doing OK?
'Chu're, like, pretty cool, 'chu know?

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>>7870848
>PET THE ROBUG

>>7870852
Senpai got bigger, senpai. Say hello to Unit 3, now active.

>>7870867
>PET THE OTHER ROBUG
>SIMULTANEOUS ROBUG PETTING
>YESSSSS

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>>7870739
Admittedly, he has done some useful things...
Some.
They are still vastly overshadowed by his...High tendency to fail.
He means well, though.

>>7870848
>Greet the stealth bug

>>7870867
>And also greet unit two.

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>>7870872
HEY GOO BABY
>>7870932
I NEED POKEMON
>THROW MONEY AT HIM
NOW

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>>7870932
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Has snapped out of shock from finally getting home

(Its Sanctuaryfag btw)

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>>7870943
>UNIT TWO: WAVE
>>7870961
>UNIT TWO: WHIRR?
>>7870964
>UNIT TWO: WAVE AT SNAKE

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>>7870969
(Sorry, irl AGAIN)
>Is awoken by screaming
>Panics and hides in corner

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>>7870817
Aaaaaah! Scary demon lady!

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>>7870969
what even are you?
i'm not tasty at all, so please don't eat me

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>>7870961
>UNIT 3: ACCEPT PETS

>>7870964
>>7870943
>UNIT 3: ATTEMPT TO GREET OTHER PEOPLE IN ROOM
>UNIT 3: DETECT FLAW IN DESIGN
>UNIT 3 IS MUTE AND DUE TO SILENCED SERVOS CAN'T EVEN WHIRR

>UNIT 3: SIMPLY WAVE

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>>7870990
>Pet Buggo
>>7870961
>Hug Streambro
>>7870964
>Wave drunkenly at Sniffers
>>7871004
Brooo... like... I'm picking up on some sad here, bro.

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>>7870969
i dont fucking carry around a bunch of pokemon
fucking hell dude
uhh
what do you think about
uh
steelix?
>>7870981
STOP SCREAMING
>Toss a pillow at him

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>>7870995
(No worries)
>PET DEER
>CALM DEER
>>7870996
>>7871002
I WILL EAT YOU IF YOU DON'T RELAX
AND I'M NOT A FUCKING LADY I WILL KILL YOU IF YOU CALL ME THAT AGAIN
>>7871029
YES!

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>>7870876
(yeah ok)
>slugma pops out!
>HUG THE SLUG

YES! I FOUND YOU!

>>7871004
>UNIT TWO: POKE QUIETBUG
>>7871023
>UNIT TWO: WHIRR
-UNIT TWO