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>>7878466
me
>>7878466
whoever is playing reshiram sucks
Benis
>>7878466
Purification
>>7878493
What?
How does that work?
Are you a song?
>>7878466
( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UviUJWDEOs )
>>7878404
You said you lived in sinnoh right sapphire?
>>7878493
Gengy is the best song
>he comes out of a magic portal in sinnoh from the distortion zone
Time to kill a guy woo
>>7878559
Yep! In or around Veilstone City is where I usually am.
And you're in Orre, right frosty?
>>7878437
>>7878482
>Sandslash is still sitting in a tree
>roll for perception
>odds = Sandslash is distracted by the view
>evens = HEY GUYS, UP HERE!
>>7878598
Ye-yeah... i am blunty. I liked sinnoh when my trainer lived there, but then we moved to alola region, then I wanted to help the sandshrew, but I lost track of where him and the others went... so I'm basically alone wandering orre
Wish there was a way to get to sinnoh faster
>wakes up
>evens is hugging the pillow
>odds is hugging someone
(up to the wich RPer)
>>7878751
If you can find a wingull they can maybe help! Fly and Surf all the way!
>>7878769
>Dave: wake up with a jello fetus spooning you
....
whyyyyyyyyyy
>>7878751
>A Yanmega flies by, within vocal range
>She looks worried about something
>Flareon bent over and opened her big butt, releasing the overwhelming feminine musk of her sweat. In the dark cleft, you can barely see her giant puffy butthole, coated in sweat, but you can feel the heat radiating from it. Intoxicated by the musk and the heat, you plunge your head into Flareon's ass. You push and nuzzle your face as far deep into Flareon's butt as you can, tasting her musk, sweat, perfume and arousal. The heat gets worst and worst, until it's burning your face when you come to the wrinkled ring of Flareon's pulsating asshole. You start to greedily suck and slurp on the supple donut, tasting the depths of Flareon's ass, imbibing her sweaty, musky, delicious essence. You noisily gobble on the hole, running your tongue around, up and down, poking, prodding, and stabbing inside it. Trapped between her vice gripping butt cheeks, enveloped in a sultry heaven, Flareon closes her ass around your head as hard as possible. Her aroma grows stronger. You frantically tongue fuck her ass, increasing the blazing heat all around you. You tongue fuck the irresistible Flareon for hours. Finally, she lets you out, and you immediately go for her huge breasts. Imbued with the smell, sweat and heat of her ass, you start to suck on her big nipples, and knead her boobs, as much as you can, going from one breast to the other as you gulp down gallons of milk. You milk Flareon dry, lost in her soft, tender, warm and perfumed bosom. You vigorously rub your face in the cleft, sniffing wildly at her aroma. She clasps you to her chest, stroking your head motherly while humming a lullaby. It almost puts you to sleep in her loving grasp, but you're not done yet. You cover her tits in kisses and nibbles, then go right back up her ass, wanting to taste it again, and again, and again. You spend hours worshiping Flareon's butt and boobs, unable to get enough of her. You're glad she's way into it too.
>>7878822
Yeah may-
>is cut off by a certain yammega
>>7878844
Is something wrong?
>>7878828
>dave is covered in goo
>nirie wakes uo
what? god damn it i did it again
>>7879015
>>7879131
Hello furfag, what's it like knowing you'll never EVER have Pokemon in real life?
>>7879151
can't dwell on imaginary things, like some people here have.
>finished installing updates
>run regigigas.exe
>>7879015
>Tits
(And with one detail you lost the attention of the entire thread.)
>>7879071
>Dave sets his glasses down on the bedside table
maaan
you messed up my suit
>Rip Dave's favorite suit, time to strip down
>>7879044
>The Yanmega hears you, and lands near your location
Yeah...I'm looking for my friend.
His name is Sandslash.
He disappeared overnight, and didn't leave any notes behind telling me where he went. Instead, he left behind these notes about voices he kept hearing...
>Yanmega sighs
You haven't seen him, right?
>>7879172
Is that why you're roleplaying, fucker?
>>7879269
there is a difference between escapism and pining at the end of the day for something that will never happen.
>>7879287
just like the difference between escaism and roleplay, you fat sack of shit
>>7879203
sorry, i don't know what happend
there things didn't happen that often before
but don't worry thee gel is easy to clean from
>>7879324
how though
cant lounge around in shorts forever
kinda need that suit
>>7878635
>walks over and plops down in the shade of the tree
I wonder if Glace, Claus and Sandslash will make it back fine.
>>7879660
>Dave is already gay, so no conversion is happening
>But I really hope that's not Gadreel's mysterious 'ectoplasm'
ohhhhhhhh mew
what the hell is this
>>7879559
don't worry i goes away with water so-
>>7879660
oh god damn it what even is this?
>>7879708
what even is this shit?
>becomes gay?
>>7879708
>>7879559
Heeyyy I'm hungry, do we have anymore piz-
>sees Dave without his suit on and blushes
A-are you trying to make Chicken chan another one of those pillows?
>>7879862
>cover ina's face there is more pizza in the kitchen i think let's go
>>7879737
>>7879862
>Pic related
yeah dude
except ill be the pillow
the pillow is me
nightly head rest and snuggle buddy
except warm
best choice obvs man
>>7879946
inazuma is young let's not talk about that kind of thing dave
>>7879222
Umm... I know it's been a while but, do you not remember me yammega? I hung around sandshrew and you for a bit
>whispers
I even saw both of you cuddle for the first time
And if he was having strange things happen to him and then he disappeared, we have to find him! Cause I definitely haven't seen him for a while either...
>>7879946
Snuggle buddy sounds nice, I want to snuggle Sunglasses too!
>>7880006
>Flustered big noises
Uh...Yeah, I think I remember you now.
I have reasons to believe he went to Gateon, and boarded a ship...
No idea where he would have taken it, though. Already asked the dock workers, and they were unable to help.
>>7880044
yeah dude
jackets probs gettin a different kind of snuggle at some point
but sure
ill give you non lood snuggles
>Pick the zapdog up and hug him against your chest
>>7879991
>prove how mature you are
>stick your tongue out at him
>>7880119
Well he has to be somewhere right? I really hope he hasn't... "passed on" that'd be terrible. We'll find him don't worry
>>7880151
>The wakjuice missed
what the fuck
wheres this shit coming from
>>7880199
...
>Scared bug noises
What if he was running away from something? Those notes...It sounded like something was sending him messages.
...
What if he's being chased by a ghost or something? What if it caught him, and dragged him to the distortion world?
Oh no...What if he's dead?
He's left like this before, but he always came back within a day...
>Yanmega panics
>>7880130
>snugs the Dave
Snugs are the best!
>>7880151
why are you like this.
>>7880433
ITS IN MY EYES
aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>7879827
>startled by falling ball of spikes
Are you okay? What were you doing up in the tree?
>>7880433
>>7880449
pffffffffffffft good job
>>7880408
hahahaha dude
dude
your fur tickles
>Pat the doggo's head
>>7880381
>Roll to calm down buggo
It's OK WE'LL FIND HIM, AND YOU TWO WILL BE HAPPY TOGETHER
Do you have any idea where he might be?
>>7880475
>Sandslash gets up, dazed and in pain from the fall
...Ow.
Um...I was watching out for you guys...
>>7880539
I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE HE IS!
AND HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE HAPPY WITH HIM IF HE'S DEAD?
>Yanmega sobs a little
>She can't actually cry, though.
>>7880487
Are you ticklish?
>try to tickle Dave's sides
>>7880433
you sure miss alot
>>7880614
Not doing that great of a job considering I managed to get right up to the tree without you noticing.
>>7880628
>Dave bites down on his tongue to keep from laughing
>You just hear a muffled snort instead
noooope
>>7880705
don't lie, dave you were laughing
inazuma couldn't even make me flinch with tickles
>>7880620
>hugs the bug to comfort
>roll to try not to also cry
Its ok, it's ok, he has to be somewhere right?
>>7880701
Oh, hello there.
Have you seen Zorro?
-Steelix
>>7880724
nah dude
youre hearing shit
time to clean out the jello man
think you got some gunk in there
lsd or some shit
>>7880776
...He should have been right behind me when we got back to the city, he must have wandered off or something.
>>7880743
"Somewhere"?
He could be in the distortion world...Getting tortured.
Or worse. What if one of those demons got him?
What if it ate his soul?
>Anguished bug noises
>>7880701
Listen, I was distracted.
There's a pretty nice view up there and I got a bit lost in my thoughts...
>>7880776
Uh, hi.
I haven't seen Zorro since yesterday, I thought he'd be with Slyvie.
>>7880822
Huh, makes me wish I could climb trees then if the view is that good.
>>7880799
Oh.
I'l just wait here then.
Its been a while since I dropped by and visited.
How are you doing?
>>7880822
Ah, thank you.
Its good to see Zorro has so many friends.
>>7880817
>starts sobbing hugging buggy
I DON'T KNOW, WE HAVE TO FIND HIM
>Crying icefox noises
M-maybe k-kanto?
>>7880858
Doing much better now we rescued Slugma! You remember those poachers we took care of last week? Well another group associated with them kidnapped Slugma as revenge I guess.
>>7880869
There's a hundred places he could be...
Why Kanto?
How do you know he isn't dead?
He doesn't run off like this...
>>7880854
Yeah, being up high is nice, you usually get some pretty lovely views.
>>7880858
Yeah, no problem.
There were a couple other Pokemon with us but they seem to have wandered off somewhere too.
>roll to splash bones with plushgoo
>>7880933
ARCEUS WHY
>>7880933
>>7880971
..I'm not sure how you even got any of that, but I'm more impressed by how bad your aim is.
Good job.
>>7880892
So those humans were just trouble.
Good to hear you got everything worked out.
I wish I popped in sooner so I could go with you guys.
I've been furnishing my cave.
Making it more comfortable for any potential visitors.
>>7880929
Well I hear you did something pretty intense and heroic.
Something like that gives desire to a bit of relaxation and comfort.
How did it go?
-Steelix
>>7880903
Well w-we have to start somewhere right? -Aloan vully
>>7881045
>Bonk with bone
Bad. That zone is off limits to the general public.
>>7881074
>Goo harvester is defeated
>Gain 12 experience
>>7881032
I have no clue where he is...
I don't know what to do.
I could go searching for him, but then he comes back, and thinks I left...
Or he's in danger, and I don't search for him, and he gets killed...
>>7880795
if you say so, i are you too proud or something?
>>7881019
Well if you mean dealing with the poachers, I didn't do much.
The most I did was probably stop Zorro from attaching a Spearow that was in a Pokeball we thought Slugma was in.
Honestly I do need to go relax a bit, it's been a stressful few days for me for a few reasons.
>>7880795
What was that noise you made then?
>>7880724
>try to tickle the jelly... somehow?
>>7880933
i dont have goo
>>7881187
...You kinda dooo..
>Cough™
>put one of these in dorkrai and gadreel's house
;)
>>7881161
Zorro did what?
I really have to teach him some manners now don't I?
Well go have some fun then, I'm sure you deserve it.
Thanks for holding Zorro at bay, I'l give him a talk about keeping your temper when he gets here.
>>7881225
What is this?
>>7881225
.... why is there a metal chamberpot in my home?
>>7881240
>>7881256
>Teleport and plant a single rose amongst the belladonnas
>>7881167
uhhhhhh
not laughter
>Poker faces are easier when you wear
>Oh wait
>He left his on the bedside table
>Shit
>Roll for pokerface
>>7881153
cool dudes aint ticklish mate
dont know what youre talking about
>>7881167
you need to do more to be able to make me laugh
>>7881314
so i'm cooler than you?
thanks for the compliment
>>7881277
>Dubsfail?
>So what happened?
>Did you make a rose row...?
>>7881328
>He thinks this is a chamberpot
>aka olden day toilet
>Gross, anon
....... that is disgusting. I will not.
>>7881238
Yeah, I guess he was angry that the poachers tricked us. But still, it wasn't the Spearow's fault...
I think I'm going to head back to Orre for now, if I'm needed for anything from Zorro or anyone else, contact me through my PDA and I'll come back.
Helping out spooky voice can wait.
>Sandslash shows Steelix the contact number for his PDA before wandering off towards Vermillion
>>7881348
It's a bucket, ya dingus.
You put water and stuff in it.
>>7881277
>???
>What happen?
>>7881328
>>7881348
Gadreel, I think this is an offering for your garden? To help water it.
>>7881386
>waves at the sandslash
Bye, thanks for the help with Slugma
>>7881348
>>7881401
>He may have teleported the entire contents of a garden center by accident
>At least the new meadow surrounding the house looks pretty
>>7881386
See you, I'l keep you informed if anything happens.
>>7881401
>teleport shadow into cerdwyn keep
>>7881441
>pls teleport the shadow to gay ghosts 2 i want some keks
>>7881479
maybe it would help if you spelled it right, anon.
try again.
>>7881426
This is n-
>>7881441
>>7881463
>>7881479
>>7881490
>>7881499
>The constant failures put Dakrai into one of the rooms of said "Gay Ghost Castle."
>>7881422
>>7881438
>Sandslash waves a claw back at Sylvie and Steelix as he walks away
>as soon as he's out of sight he starts running
Sandslash you fucking idiot you had better hope nothing's happened to Yanmega.
>>7881515
>Bones is asleep time to have fun.
>Pilot Bonestron2.0 to check out the castle.
>By that I mean have him breakdance in one of the rooms.
>>7881124
>roll to unpainic buggo and begin search for sandslash
Pl-please calm down? We can't look for him If you keep panicking
>>7881533
>>7881124
>Yanmega quietly sobs with Alolan Vulpix
Please let him come back...
Why does everyone I care about slip away?
>>7881577
>But Bones is awake
>He had to fend off dirty wakjuice thieves
>That doesn't mean he's going to stop you though
>Bonehead goes and flops around like an idiot in one of the empty rooms
>He might be sore for a while after this
>>7881613
>>7881614
...
Look for him where?
I haven't the slightest idea of where he might be.
>Phasing through the walls.
>Marowak flopping around like it's possessed.
>>7881577
>>7881663
... Are you ill?
>>7881613
>>7881614
>Sandslash gets to Vermillion and looks for fast transport
>odds = back on the cargo ship you go, Sandslash. it's gonna take a while to get back
>evens = it's a faster private passenger boat with owners who aren't paying attention, should be in Gateon soon
>>7881722
...No?
I have a silly plush ghost in my head who likes to goof around with my body.
...How did you get in here?..
>>7881722
>>7881770
...
>Try to make Bones say something gay to the shadow.
>Smash all the buttons.
>>7881701
>>7881761
He has to turn up, he just HAS too
>is still slightly crying
We'll find him, maybe I'd we get on a boat and sail somewhere?
>>7881770
That explains it. Ah, I was teleported I think. Sinno is... To the East from here, correct?
>>7881388
>>7881401
Ah. I do not know what a dingus is, but thank yo-
>>7881515
Darkrai?
>Gadreel: panic
>Cosmogs: panic
>>7881803
...
To which region?
>>7881804
Something gay.
...
>Cough™
Uh, yes, I think so.
>>7881890
>roll to see if icefox notices lack of emotion
Well we'll see where, let's start with the closest place to eliminate off are list of regions, unova. Is that ok with you?
>>7881917
...I'm sorry? ...Uh, Thank you.
>He bows.
I will repay you in some way.
>He phases through another wall and leaves.
>>7881917
>>7881979
>MAKE BONES TELL HIM HE HAS A NICE ASS
>>7881964
...
>Yanmega starts walking in a straight line towards Gateon, dragging her wings and tail in the sand
>>7881983
>hes dead
>your fault
>hes dead
Does anybody need something done? I'm waiting for that redheaded gir- I mean... Boy... To show up, but I can still do stuff!
>>7881979
You have a really nice ass.
.........
Stiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch whyyy.
>Wak curls engaged
>Internal screaming™
>>7882037
>SMASH THE DOPAMINE BUTTON
>>7882037
>His glare can be felt even though he's in Sinnoh
By the eye of a reaper
And the fear of a dreamer
An ever lasting itch
Caused by that stitch
Were you cannot reach
Forever cause to screech
>>7882104
(*Where you cannot reach. Damn phone)
>>7881983
You ok? Are you feeling well? If you're sick we can't look for him
>concerned fox noises
>>7882104
Do you have a moment?
...Did you give some kind of blessing to Team Magma I'm not aware of?
>>7882123
>>7882050
>>7881997
...
>Keeps walking, completely unresponsive
>>7882127
I cannot recall. Shortly before my demise I cursed those attracted to the opposite sex, in their place blessing those society saw unfit for same sex attraction. It is likely you fit into this category.
>>7882077
>You hit the Sad™ button
>Internal screaming with a side of tears™
>>7882152
>J̢̻̞ͧ̇̒̿ǒ̲̮͔̝̜̗͖ͩͨi͗n͓͍͕̲̖̖̈ͭ̓̂ ̨̣̯̠̻͕̥̲h͍̟͉̗̯̒̌̏̀͐̿͟ḭ̬̥͕̙͓̮͒̈m̦̫̝̖̼͈̐̿̏ ̺͔͉̹͑̇͑̚i̜͍͚͖͋͊́ͅn̩ ̶̙̝̝ͪ̎̊͂ť̺̲̬ͭ̈̉̀h͙̹̩̳̲͇̖ͭ̇͆ͮ͋͢e͔͖͎͌ͨͩ͌̒̑ ̛̮̤͉̮a̦̐͑͗ͦ̾b̙͍̝̣̽ͧ̔͊͗͋y͙͍̲͚̠̮̲͜s̊͌̑ͧ̂̍͗s͓̹̻̭̓̅́ͤ͐͌
̖̣̬̬̘̠ͅ
̜̖̒̇͊ͫͮͫͬ>E̗̞̻̞̤̿̐ͤ͛̄͂͑͝nd̬̤.͖͓̤̜̟̰ͦ͛̍̒͑̚͞ ͉̠̮̤̖̰̭ͦ̇͞Y͉͙̦̯̫ͤ̊ͪo̰͛̌͝u͈̙̯͇̺͈̪'͍͖̍̈́͒́r̼̗̥͐̌͗̄͌̎ͦẻ̱̞͙͓̉͛͐̆̕.̪̰̻̪͙̪ͫ͗ͣ ̖̟͍͚̉̏̄͒ͣͅ ̷̝̞̫̳͛̾L̻͈̜̮̹ͪI̗ͩͮ̓FͩͅE̜̹͎.̪́
>>7882152
>Anonymous 02/25/17(Sat)14:58:01 No.7882152 ▶
>File: hello_20170225_175739.jpg (15 KB, 345x245)
>>>7882123
>>>7882050
>>>7881997 (despair?)
>...
>>Keeps walking, completely unresponsive
>>7882152
Umm... you don't look well, let me carry you
>picks up bug
Feeling better?
>smiles
>>7882175
... But- ...Are you sure?
Courtney managed to catch Groudon without... Any trouble.
>>7882179
>PANIC
>HIT THE HAPPY BUTTON
>>7882194
>>7882196
>>7882217
...
>Stares blankly into space
>>7882234
That is amusing - I do not recall stuttering. Perhaps their is more to this Courtney than you have observed.
>>7882196
>Sandslash is still on the ship
>about halfway back home
...Voice, is that you?
>>7882248
>concerned fox noises
Are you feeling well? Please tell me
-Alolan vulpix
>>7882256
No, I... Understand.
Just, like, Groudon. Um, thank you anyway. Have a good day.
>How the hell long does Archie sleep?
>Pinch the pirate's nose.
>Consider how stupid this is.
>>7882241
>You hit the 'do not press' button
>Bonestron shutting down
>Booooop
>Ded*
>*Asleep
>>7882248
>Anonymous 02/25/17(Sat)15:03:47 No.7882248 ▶>>7882264
>File: IMG_20170225_180246.jpg (41 KB, 540x520)
>>>7882194 (you)
>>>7882196 (YOU)
>>>7882217 (You)
>...
>>Stares blankly into hint?
>>7882263
>Anonymous 02/28/17(28)15:05:08 No.7882263 ▶
>File: tumblr_ohhpubK1dw1qmed7lo1_545.png (170 KB, 500x577)
>>>7882196 (missed someone)
>>Sandslash is still on the ship
>>about halfway back back
>...Voice, is that you? hello
>>7882264
...
Everyone I care for dissapears out of my life. First my childhood friends, then my trainer, then Sandslash.
...
>Goes back to being silent
>>7882315
...
>Assuming direct control.
>Go do something cool.
>>7882294
>chainsaw snoring engaged
>why did you think that was a good idea
>>7882294
Consider this, soulless one.....
Groudon may be female.
>>7882329
Well, we have to find him, for you're sake
I mean, sandslash wouldn't want you to be sad right?
>is trying to lighten the mood by smiling
>roll for effectiveness
>>7882324
I assume you're talking about Yanmega, right?
I know I left her behind, I really shouldn't have without at least telling her first...
Has something bad happened to her?
>worried squeaking
>>7882374
>Seriously he got knocked out by a bugbot how the fuck.
>Stack Groudon plushies on his face.
>>7882377
...Fair point. Are you saying everyone in Team Magma is gay? What does this curse do for anyone neither gay or straight?
>>7882413
...
Sandslash is gone.
Because I cared about him.
...
>>7882427
>kanto? 02/25/17(Sat)28:28:24 No.7882427 ▶
>File: sandslash-pokemon-mystery(...).jpg (17 KB, 210x240)
>>>7882324 (followed)
>I assume you're talking about Yanmega, right?
>I know I left her behind, I really shouldn't have without at least telling her first...
>Has something bad happened to her ?????after you?
>>worried squeaking
>>7882471
>Anonymous 02/25/17(Sat)15:19:44 No.7882471 ▶
>File: loversquarrel.jpg (15 KB, 28x28)
>>>7882413
>...
>Sandslash is gone.
>Because I cared about him. dumb
>...
>>7882468
Nothing. They are not the targets, so they are not affected. However, if they enter a same or opposite sex relationship the curse may sweep them into its grip.
.... presuming they are not already within the grasp of another curse. I have sensed three individuals in particular affected by a strong curse.
>>7882468
>internally wrassling
>possibly externally as well
>odds = i'm grabbing the nerd and putting him in a headlock
>>7882175
>>7882525
>Why
>>7882525
>I have sensed three individuals in particular affected by a strong curse.
And who are these three?
>>7882531
>OH GOD
>HEADBUTT HIM
>>7882471
Well, we'll find him, let's use that "Caring" to do just that!
>>7882497
Wh-what?... what are you saying?
>>7882556
>klonk
>pained butt pirate groaning
what the fffuuuck..
...maxie why are you on top of me.
>>7882556
... I can not say for certain. They are beyond my field of perception, so it is likely they are not of this realm.
.... one of them was discussing the merits of procreation with a bug.
>>7882497
Oh...that's not good.
...Got any advice on what to do when I get back to Orre?
Aside from obviously going and finding Yanmega.
>>7882175
So... Society treated you unfairly for being homosexual.
And your form of revenge was to curse EVERY straight relationship.
Just because someone is straight doesn't mean they hate gays. There are plenty of good hearted straights in the world, who support homosexual relationships.
The curse should have been directed at those who attack and revile gay relationships. Instead, you cursed innocent people based on your own mistreatment. I don't see how that makes you better than the people you revile.
>>7882610
... You... aren't a bottom?
>>7882621
What the fuck? How the hell?
>>7882571
...
Vulpix, he's gone.
And he isn't coming back.
They never do. Everything I care about slips away.
>>7882674
>maxie-mum confusion
>flustered booty bandit sounds
wHAT?
>Sandslash has arrived in Orre
>he leaps off the ship and starts frantically running towards the desert
>>7882661
I do not believe you understand the workings of magic. It was not my intent to curse all 'straight' people for all eternity. Rather, the careless last breaths of a man filled with pain and rage had unintended consequences. Were I still a living, breathing human I would perhaps offer to reverse such a thing, but I am not, and hence can not. The magic that created the curse was no longer mine to control after death. Nor do I have any desire to reverse the cursed. It is your kind that burned and massacred my people - "heathens", witches, gay. You deserve the punishment you are being dealt.
>>7882731
>Bricked.
WHO THE FUCK IS IN MY HOUSE?
>>7882735
...What? It was a joke.
>>7882802
>Throw a Brock at
>>7882802
...oh.
OHHHH, i get it.
>cover your tracks you idiot
hah.
what's with the dolls though?
>>7882842
You sleep like a Wail-
>>7882822
>Thump.
>Go unconscious on the prostate pillager.
>>7882768
>actually wait, better idea
>Sandslash turns around and runs back to Gateon
>once there he stops just outside the port
>Sandslash used Sandstorm!
>>7882717
Hmm... you need to rest saying all this weird stuff... ma-maybe I should turn back? Just so you can get better and we can look for him
>Looks back into the desert they just left
>walks back a little
>Waits with patience.
>>7882781
...
"Your kind".
Once again, stereotyping all straights as the same thing. Which is the exact same thing they did to you. And somehow, you justify it. There is no reason why I, and other innocent people being punished for the actions of individuals hundreds of years ago? What happened to you was unfortunate, but society evolves. Times have changed.
Those were the actions of misled, evil individuals. And you are punishing people simply because they are slightly related to them.
You don't punish a kid because his grandfather was a murderer.
>>7882926
>Yanmega doesn't respond
>Just stares into space
>>7882903
>Looks at the sandstorm in the distance
>>7882934
>Spray with Straight-B-Gone
>>7882934
>Equip gunk
>>7882929
>attempt to climb the steelix out of boredom
>>7882895
yeah?
...
max?
>shove the nerd off yourself
you alive?
>>7882960
>Sandslash sits just outside the sandstorm want waits, watching
Hopefully she's still in Orre...
hey dave:
is there something to do here?
>>7883033
(not sure how I managed to type want instead of and, that's a pretty impressive fuck up if I do say so myself)
>>7883034
>pour magma nerd juice on goo bab
>>7883023
>Magma nerd is ded.
>Read: Unconscious.
>>7883073
>There is no magma nerd juice in free circulation.
>Get it from the source.
>>7883073
you failed to do that again no take this
>pous goo on juice anon
>>7882934
I do not trust the words of your kind - for all of time they have been the ones of manipulators and liars. Cease contact with me, unless you plan on bringing in one whom I can trust.
Hmm...
>Get Gadreel a gift.
>Go home.
>>7883113
you can't pour anything on me you dolt
>pour more goo on juice anon
>>7883107
"I'm not listening because you are straight!"
I swing both ways. Just for reference.
>>7883097
maaaxaayyyyy.
>shake the nerd down
wake up you lazy bastard.
>>7883113
>that's some bootleg rump raider juice ya got there mate.
>>7883033
>You see something approaching in the distance
>It looks like an Alolan Vulpix carrying a Yanmega.
>Still pretty far off, though
>>7883012
...Oh, hello.
What are you doing there?
>>7883034
i mean
i got a to do list
>Pic related
but uh
not stuff youd be interested in
>>7883145
>Archie why are you shaking someone that just had head trauma.
>He flops around and the side of his head starts bleeding.
>>7883204
of couse, you have but is there something for me to do here?
if i'm too bored i might try to do pranks with your guys' minds
>>7883194
>Sandslash runs towards the two as soon as he spots them
>roll to see if Sandslash can shout over the noise of the sandstorm behind him
YANMEGAAAAA!
>>7883268
kinky
havent been here that long though
i guess you can mess around with jackets gaming system
or watch tv
>>7883226
..shit.
uhhh
>stick bandana on his head??
>how do you fix a brick to the head??
>google this
>>7883302
>Roll to teleport him to Almia.
>>7883302
...
>Yanmega sees Sandslash
>Jumps off Vulpix, and flies towards him
>Tackles and hugs him, hard enough to cause injury
...
Sandslash...
I thought I'd lost you...
>Her joy mixes with anger
WHERE DID YOU GO?
WHY'D YOU LEAVE WITHOUT TELLING ME?
I WAS WORRIED ABOUT YOU...
Why...
>>7883335
>kinky
not like that you horndog, maybe make you forget why were you going to the fridge, or make or just make psychic traps, like making you go upside down
>>7883362
>Well that's probably good.
>At least you picked a good site.
>Google says something about keeping pressure on it, using an ice pack and making sure said person is in a lying position. Take them to the hospital if they don't wake up, bro.
>>7883388
>Sandslash hugs Yanmega back with tears in his eyes
>partly because of the crushing hug
>partly because he's just happy to see Yanmega is alright
>Sandslash manages a quiet "I'm sorry" with what little air is left in his lungs
>>7883335
...?
>>7883443
>poke jello
>>7883443
aw
but sexual psychic traps are funnier
like fucking
every time i say 'bro' jacket gets a boner or somethi
>>7883519
oooooooh
hey dude
know any dry cleaning places
the goop sorta
gooped my suit
and like
that shits my only clothes man
>>7883202
>lies down on Steelix's head
Noothiing, just bored and you seemed like you'd be fun to climb is all.
>>7883486
...
Why?
Why did you leave me to worry like that?
I thought you were dead, or worse...
>Hugs him even tighter
>Sobs into his shoulder
I'm so glad you are okay...
>wanders back into frankies backyard.
>>7883472
..huh.
might as well give it a shot.
>put the nerd down
>weavile: out
>pressure: applied
>icicle crash: snagged from and held on his head
>The Hobo exits the Box where he spent the night
>He he fold/ties up the Blanket in a way around himself to use it as a makeshift bag for what little belongings he has
>he pets and hugs Wolfy good morning
come on wolfy lets try to find some breakfast
>rolling for how successful he is at finding food
>>7883576
Well.
Hold on tight.
>Changes position, lies down and boops herself with her tail.
I am sure this can be fun.
>>7883605
>odds
>the hobo did not find anything
>looks like he will be going hungry
>>7883519
>poked
>gets finger stuck
>>7883549
well i didn't tried a sexual trap but my oldest sister did to me, we kind had sex aftewards, it was awkward talking for both of us because it was an accident
>>7883576
>>7883628
oh hello.
Where did sandslash go?
>>7883549
...
>write one down for him and hand it to him
>>7883639
>oldest sister did to me, we kind had sex aftewards
>judge the goo baby
>>7883580
>Sandslash can't speak, he's being crushed by Yanmega
>Sandslash attempts to struggle free from the bug hug
>odds = the struggling just makes it worse, he's about to pass out
>evens = Sandslash manages to escape, falling onto the ground gasping for air
>>7883644
ZORRO.
>Rushes to Zorro, possibly flinging off Sylveon in the process.
How are you?
Oh Sandslash?
He went back to Orre I think, said something about relaxing.
Speaking about relaxing, how about we go do that a bit~
>>7883604
>Well at least you've doing it right.
>Roll for if lava nerd is gonna wake up
>>7883696
>wraps several ribbons around Steelix in an attempt to not get thrown off
>>7883696
>smiles at steelix
Oh hi! I missed you!!
I have been better. My head has been upset lately...
>>7883731
>not good enough and gets thrown off anyways
Ow, hey warn me if you're gonna do that
>>7883639
what the
thats fucking gross
dude
ew
whyd you tell me
now my pure innocent mind has been scarred forever
>>7883667
aight
thanks man
might have blaziken go do that
i aint going outside in shorts
>>7883748
Do you have a headache?
>Squints at Zorro, trying to spot any damage.
>>7883667
don't judge me, it wasn't that's why these kind of traps are bad ideas
no one on my family knows but it still awkward between us
>>7883757
you brought it up, those kind of trap are bad ideas
>>7883750
haah you have to hold on tighter!
>>7883769
Yeah something like that. How have you been lately? We just saved slugma!
>>7883639
you did what with your sister?
>>7883694
>Yanmega pounces on top of him
>Shakes him. Roll for strength.
Why...
Tell me why.
Why did you leave?
Why didn't you leave a note?
Why did you let me worry?
>the hobo is walking around Castelia city
>keeping an eye out for if he sees anyone throw out anything that would be useful to him
(Jesus fuck its hard to think of Ideas on what to do when I have no one To Bounce Ideas off of)
(I never noticed how reliant I was on doing that)
>>7883757
>ruffle his hair
>>7883774
...
>grab other 80s notepad
>"hey you have a price for those traps?"
>>7883801
>oshit
>>7883818
(then just go back to the discord then)
>>7883707
>has no idea what the fuck he's doing
ssscrew it.
>hoist nerd
>go find a hospital because this isn't working
>>7883818
>Something floats by.
>It notices him.
Bink?
>>7883799
I have been doing good.
Refurnished my cave.
Dug around, found some iron veins for later.
I had a good time.
Can you believe that people have whole stores with soft plush things?
I hope they don't mind that I dug into the store and took some.
Cave needed more soft comfortable things.
>>7883801
nothing forget that, you didn't hear anything
>>7883819
i don't think i want use them so, depends of what you will do
>>7883774
'bad idea'
yeah when you fucking live with your family
why the hell dude
>>7883819
oy
dude
do you know how long i spend styling that shit
>grumble and stick your tongue out like the mature man you are
Help me! My trainer is trying to fug me!
>>7883841
>Odd.
>Someone must not know their way around Mauville.
>Guess your lava nerd bf is gonna die here.
>>7883858
That sounds awesome!
You live in a cave then? Is it close to here?
>>7883807
Yanmega I'm sorry!
I left because I kept hearing voices in my head telling me to go to Kanto, I left notes somewhere in the ship about what I heard them say about a bunch of different Pokemon, including us.
...I should have left a note saying I was leaving or talking to you about it, but I didn't. I have no excuse for that, I'm just a terrible friend.
>Sandslash covers his head with his claws
You deserve better than me...
>>7883908
Trying kill them.
>>7883898
yeah it was her who did it not me i'm the victim here, she was affected too, but she did the trap
>>7883908
shock him unconsius
>>7883895
...
>shrug
>"never mind man you hungry?"
>>7883898
>probably not long
>grab his tongue
>>7883933
i am, let's go eat something everyone?
>>7883922
Yes yes, I live in a cave.
Its connected with a bunch of tunnels I dug.
All cozy and safe in the rocks.
I fixed up some light and ventilation too.
That was a hassle I got some help with it.
Its not that far.
>>7883858
>attempt to climb Steelix again because why not
>>7883909
>fucking hell where is this place
>why the hell did they rebuild the town into one building that was such a stupid idea
>consult the all knowing google
>"where the fuck is the hospital in mauville"
>>7883839
(Nah, I aint gonna be a clingy shit and ask if I can com back to discord a million times till they eventually say yes just to shit me up)
(I will go back when everyone else is ready to have me back, not when I want to come back, and if that takes 6 months then I guess I am spending 6 months as a threadfag)
(I was just pointing out something I noticed about my usual method of thinking)
>>7883853
>hobos player cant currently think of anything for Hobo to do or say
>So I guess Hobo just ignores the pokemon and him and Wolfy goes to take a nap on a bench or something
-Hobo
>>7883928
still dude
ya dont give your sibling psychic viagra
>>7883933
>Exactly zero seconds every morning
>True dedication right there
waaa
dooo
leee'ooo
>Nip his finger
ᴮᵘʳᶰ ᵗʰᵉ ʰᵒᵘˢᵉ ᵈᵒʷᶰ...
>>7883975
That is cool! you are pretty cool. I am glad that you have been well...
>>7883980
Do not hurt yourself!! haha....
>>7883923
...
I assumed you were dead. What kind of friend thinks that?
>Hugs him again
I don't want to lose you...
I've already lost enough things I care about. And you are the most important of them all...
>Hug gets tighter
>>7884012
lol skitters already asked everybody if they were going to invite you back, they dont care anymore that you shit up the thread with your ooc complaining
>>7883962
>make the goo bab an omlette because those rock
>>7884029
>hey you know i like referencing past jokes right?
>lets bring back that vomit joke
>stick your finger in his throat
>>7884041
Falling doesn't hurt too bad so I should be fine.
>>7883980
Oh, hello again.
I won't make any sudden moves again.
Sorry about earlier.
>>7884041
Yes, how have you been doing?
I heard something about a Spearow and poachers.
You weren't being rash again were you?
>>7884029
>ya dont give your sibling psychic viagra
it only happened once and we are still awkard about it, and we don't mention that
>>7884085
thank jacket
>>7883981
>It might be in the center?
>Or maybe near the back.
>Conflicting google stuff.
-Maxie
>>7884062
(Actually, we said we were going to wait for him to ask for an invite instead of trying to force him back. If you're going to tell shit don't half ass it.)
>>7884085
>Wait what vomit joke
>Damnit dude my shit memory wasn't prepared for this
>Roll not to gag
>>7884089
I am pretty sure it does when you land on your head!
>>7884103
No. those humans just got what was coming to them. Unfortunately Sylvie let some of them escape.... They would have been so fun to watch burn.
>>7884134
That only happened when I tried to save your ass from the river. And they didn't escape I let them go.
>>7884158
Yeah. and now they will send there goon in to get us!
>>7884104
>dish that omelette out
>roll for tastiness
>>7884128
>the one about spinning dave around until he barfed nerd
>well damn
>try for two fingers
>>7884134
>taps Zorro with tail.
Zorro if you want to dish out justice then that is fine.
I know some humans and pokemons do awful things.
But if your going to torture or make their death longer or more painful then needed then your going to be just like them.
And I don't want to see you like that.
>>7884120
goddamn worthless fuggin search engine.
>angry butt pirate sounds
>guess i'll just see what the pokemon center can do about this
>check if the nerd is even breathing still
>>7884062
(But I wasn't complaining)
(At least not today)
(I just do my best thinking when I have someone or something to bounce Ideas off of)
(so expects to see a lot of OOC shit from me, and feel free to ignore most of it because most of it will just be me thinking out loud)
>>7884128
>Actually, we said we were going to wait for him to ask for an invite instead of trying to force him back
(the funny thing is,, that is pretty much what I decided by myself except flipped, I had decided that I was going to just wait for people to want me back and ask for me back because I didn't want to force myself into a group that most likely thinks I am a Hoopa tier shithead)
>>7884201
>it isn't that tasty
it's a great omelete
>roll for the him to buy the lie
>>7884060
>this hug is not as painfully crushing as the last one
I'll never leave you like this again Yanmega, I don't want to ever hurt you like this again, no matter what.
>Sandslash returns the hug
>>7884186
>yawns
So what? We've managed fine so far, and I haven't done any training in a long time so it's nice to battle again. In fact you should be happy if they send more people at us then just means you get to burn more things and get stronger.
>>7884223
>You almost could have fixed him somehow.
>But no.
>He's still breathing, a concussion isn't going to kill him.
>The pokemon center people wonder why the fuck you just brought Maxie the leader of Team Magma in.
>Also why the fuck Maxie and Archie are anywhere near each other.
-Maxie, still unconcious
>>7884224
(Personally, I also believe in second chances)
>>7884201
>Who are you calling a nerd, nerd?
>Grab his arm and roll again for not gagging
>>7884224
(Good thing this got brought up in thread, otherwise it would have been a waiting game.)
https://discord.gg/EajJD
>>7884251
...
I'm never letting you slip out of my life.
>Yanmega goes for a kiss
>>7884247
>cant lie to a sociopath
>order goobab some pizza
>get the pokemart nearby to deliver some cookbooks too
>master chef comin up
>>7884298
>just calling a nerd a nerd nerd
>final technique
>five fingers
>i swear to god
>>7884287
yeah uh
mate got a brick to the head
fix it.
>plop max on the counter
>>7884338
(fuggin)
>>7884338
>>7884345
(Fuggin dip.)
>Yep they treat him for the concussion.
>Then they kick his now conscious ass out because he's still technically a wanted criminal.
>Yours too.
...What'd I miss?
>>7884333
>Oh yeah? Well you're a nerd calling a nerd a nerd, nerd.
>Tripsfail
>What the fuck
>You messed up and stuck the entire fist in his mouth, I guess
>Your hand is stuck
>And Dave still hasn't gagged
>Muffled whining
>>7884333
well, sorry, i didn't want to hurt your feeling, but hey practice makes perfect
>>7884387
>fug u nerd
>why am i a fail magnet
>just like real life
>oh god
>pull it out
>>7884413
>mutely beg goo baby for help
>>7884365
fuckin rude ass motherfuckers..
uh
not much besides me obviously not being a doctor.
glad ye ain't dead, mate.
>>7884431
>No fug u
>We can't both be disaster magnets
>Fite me
>My tamping bar vs your whatever
>You failed to pull the fist out
>More whining, accompanied by mild panic
>>7884329
Yanmega, I'm going to make sure to stay with you forever. You mean the world to me.
>Sandslash kisses the bug
>>7884431
tries to help jacket
>>7884472
nerd
>puts dave upside down
>>7884450
Arceus. Next time someone has to play doctor can it please be me?
>Punch him in the arm.
Thank you for not letting me bleed out.
>>7884484
>Relief floods Yanmega
>She goes limp on top of Sandslash
>Continues the kiss
>>7884530
You called?
>>7884472
Hehehe Sunglasses got a knuckle sandwich for dinner
do people actually like this shit because i really want to kown
>>7884472
>fuckin tamping bar?
>nerd
>i got like a shovel
>theres probably some other shit around here
>panic
>pull
>>7884510
>out???????
>free???
>why is dave upside down
>>7884558
>flick zap doggo
This distortion world place is Great
lots of pokemon and people to fuck, and I met this cofagrigus named May, best sex I ever had
>>7884560
you fucked up
you had one job and you fucked it up
>>7884207
But they have to get a massage some way!
>>7884278
Well of you say so... i just do not want to get eaten.
>>7884568
what i made a prank
want me to put him down?
>>7884568
>6ft 25 lbs of steel bb
>Shovels are for wimps
>Don a sledgehammer like a real man
>The hand is free from Dave's mouth
>He stares rubbing his jaw
jacket whyyyyy
why man
dude theres better ways to test my gag reflex
>>7884558
>Dave: go for your most intimidating glare
>With red eyes it should be at least kinda intimidating
-Dave, apparently has no gag reflex