HG thread.
209th Express Games!
Reigen Arataka
>>7858722
Fluorette
>>7858722
Monkey King
Yoshimitsu the 1st
Ye be too kind!
>>7858722
Maria and Harusame
>>7858722
309th*
Dark Souls Man
>>7858722
Soraka the Starchild
>>7858689
We have merely heard of weapons such as this, though what has been heard truly is such a terrible thing... But the one thing in common many have is the lust for blood, one with a goal such as yourself would certainly seem like a worthy person to stay with iff that is what it seeks correct?
>>7858696
As I do hope they will, two curses laid upon me that night. The loss of their guidance and this body of mine... To merely have them back is all I seek, though this body I will keep as a reminder that their words of wisdom are never to be ignored.
>>7858704
>Oh how I would love a good Spock ava...
>>7858714
They offer a layer to charm the hearts of woman, only to show the true intent in their last meetings together.
>>7858722
Ririchiyo
Nagisa Kaworu
No sleepy Ichigo
Thanks for hosting by the way, Garnet.
I am cum
>>7858714
>Do as you will man, but you're doing fine in my eyes :v
Wha-I-bu-I-gah-huh...!
>All pretense of that serene exterior has melted like butter, leaving her a stammering, stuttering wreck of embarrassment
>>7858725
>>7858739
Your body seems perfectly fine, if, erhm...unusual...what's wrong?
>>7858722
Suz
>>7858722
Sakuya Izayoi
Harvest Chan
>>7858722
Com Truise
Solo Wing Pixy
Steven Chapman
Fortune-teller
Usotsuki
Undead Ban
Sophisto
What be right for ye may not be right for everyone! It may be their left instead! Justice be a very fickle thing!
>>7858725
>>7858739
Weapons such as those shouldst be contained! A wild weapon shant not be allowed to rampage on the unsuspecting public! I knowth that thou arest wise! Ye be correct, I hath manged to quell the blade's rage for now and I shalt find a successor to do the same.
>>7858747
Ye arest welcome, sleepless child of the night.
Sunset
>>7858773
>coffee sipping intensifies
22/24
>>7858785
Tatsuki
Cinder
Todd Howard with a shotgun
>>7858752
>The satyr like woman brought their hand up to their lips before letting out a gentle giggle.
You see, once I was a human who enraged the celestial beings and so suffered a curse.
>>7858775
Death and destruction is what will await the one who carries on the burden of the blade, something I do not wish for but it must be done in order to save the lives of many more.
>>7858799
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>7858799
>>7858775
I hope you live up to your name Yoshimitsu.
>>7858755
Hey, what's your Discord?
>>7858797
Oh...o-oh! I assumed...otherwise...
>The dreamer laughs awkwardly.
Still, there are, well...crueler things, even among the mundane origins.
>>7858799
The spirits whisper in agreement.
Damn I'm late
>>7858793
Truly a master of disguise.
So else here is going to buy Skyrimâ„¢ from the venerated Elder Scrollsâ„¢ series when it releases for Nintendo Switch?
I know I am.
>>7858823
enter ill swap
>>7858823
Newfriend? Just enter and someone will swap with you
>>7858816
Voyevoda#2338
>>7858830
Don't make me feel bad
It was my fault
>>7858799
Let's go already.
>>7858831
Not Lana
>>7858775
>>7858714
>This was supposed to connect with that.
>>7858799
Behold the winner of this bout. It is none other than I, Yoshimitsu the 1st!
>>7858797
I hath chosen my path long ago so that others may freely choose theirs. If there be another way, I wouldst not take it. Ye fascinate me, child. What is it that you do?
>>7858812
Ye shalt prepare thyself. Thou be in the presence that does not care for royal blood.
>>7858835
>Like a grasshopper, the ninja slowly jumps to his location laughing madly.
>>7858835
I came here to fight not to make peace!
>>7858835
They can't see me being so tired... I know one of them is gonna catch me off guard and kill me. Gotta run.
>>7858835
Todd Howard lookin sexy as fuck
>>7858821
I was a fool, though living for centuries I was still a very young celestial... They are wise and I acted upon my heart as I saw someone in need, they would have struck me down over and over again but all I wanted to do was help. That is why they left me with this mark, this body, so that I may forever remember the actions I took and the consequences that followed.
>>7858835
H-hey stay sti-Oh never mind...
>>7858850
I offer guidance to those who would seek me out, and too do I help out those who I find in need. I am a healer and protector, never to harm unless it is a must for life to continue.
>>7858835
Day one.
>>7858869
Never thought I'd find a LOL ava I liked.
>>7858870
Wise
>>7858870
I can't trust any of them... I know they're gonna betray me given the chance,
>>7858850
Ye shalt need to speak clearly. Get with the times yoshimitsu, thou be in the presence of a god.
>>7858870
I don't make deals with the dead and I don't take rides from them ethier.
>>7858869
Even so, some might argue that even that is over-much. That makes even the harshest of punishments I've recieved-
>She shivers at the thought of something
...gentle, in comparison.
>>7858870
Her...I've seen her in my visions before. Her name means 'liar' for good reason.
>>7858872
Night one.
>>7858870
Remember this child! IN an actual battle, there be no second chances!
>>7858869
I see thou be a truly divine being! There arest many unfortunate people in the world. Ye shant use thoust abilities on people like myself. I will not allow it!
>>7858884
Pickles... they might be poisoned... do I trust them or destroy them?
>>7858884
A good blink. This must be how sniper feels.
>>7858884
Ya enjoying this carnage and misery you suck bastards?
Me too!
>>7858884
Day two.
>>7858884
Deception at it's finest!
He shouts, as he thrusts the sword into the other's back.
Thou shall breath thy last breath!
>>7858878
Ye may be a God in name only! Prove thouself to me as any other mortal would and I may consider it.
>>7858916
Yet again? How utterly ridiculous for I! Return, we must!
>>7858916
Really takes me back.
>>7858870
>Silences the maid before moving in, taking out one of her blades and running it through her skin, knife slicing through the woman's throat as Soraka is covered crimson by blood, the woman seeming emotionless at her actions.
>>7858879
Depending on what it is you have done to anger them will determine what they will do as punishment. Death is one of the more light sides you can receive...
>>7858873
>Lies.
>>7858889
If I find that one is in need of my assistance then they will receive it, even you, I could not bare to stand by and watch someone suffer because they wished not of my help.
>>7858916
I... now that's just a dick move.
>>7858916
This must have been Sophisto's. It's pretty basic, is he even trying?
>>7858924
I will prove it by dragging your corpse through the floor!
>>7858931
Night two.
>>7858884
Kyaaaa-! Ow...
>>7858930
Hmh. In one of my tests, I was growing...frustrated. I was lost and confused, and as I tend to when I'm stressed, I...lost my cool. I lashed out.
>Shovel prayer equipped.
And struck someone with this. The spirits...didn't take it kindly.
>>7858942
It's all an experiment. They're trying to fuck with our heads.
>>7858942
Hmph. I said borrow, but I didn't specify for how long.
>>7858942
Surely she doesn't want me to choke her into brain damage.
Surely
>>7858942
Here, next time special class student, check for poison first.
>>7858930
Very good that is! It be all I can ask someone like thou. But thoust has made I curious. Ye stated that ye be cursed?
>>7858941
A primate so eager to die! Do not worry, I shall assist in thy suicide!
>>7858942
Yoshimitsu hath no need for hearing as long as he be connected to the earth.
>>7858942
Day three.
>>7858962
Danger to who? Heterosexuals?
>>7858962
Frozen lakes aren't anything unusual to me.
>>7858962
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS TREE DOING CLIMBING ON M-
>>7858967
Night three.
>>7858962
Stay where you arest, plant! Yoshimitsu shalt sla-
>>7858942
No I do not wish to have a threesome.
>>7858949
I too did the same...
>She holds out her Celestial Staff
I called down the fury of a star to smite those who were cruel to protect, only to find it was a ply and the one I protected went for my heart... Cursing the man to be like his soul they were turned into a great beast as the heavens too cursed me for taking such drastic actions against their will, guidance... And protection...
>>7858961
Indeed. This body of mine is not my true form, but one made of me by the Celestials after I had done such a terrible thing...
>The woman gripped tightly on her banana staff
>>7858986
They've got us surrounded to the north, south, east, and west.
They won't escape this time.
>>7858990
WAS THAT A BANANA?
>>7858962
I will find out who did this and when I do. I'l flatten more then thier tent.
>>7858961
Because you are so terrible you couldent kill me even if I wanted you to, you'd have to assist.
>>7858986
You think you can trick the trickster? You have more balls than most of the men here!
>>7858998
Yes that was a banana *giggles* No one expects the banana.
>Damn you anon
>>7858986
Day four.
>>7859003
You make my cock so fucking hard
>>7859005
'kay
>Climbs the ropeladder to nowhere
>>7859005
I might continue that idiot's legacy, and show him how it's done!
>>7859003
This is why I stay clear of satyrs, they're ethier dicks or have them.
>>7859016
Night four.
>>7859005
Don't you trust me Ban? I'm heart broken.
>>7859009
A-anon that's rather lewd.
>>7858990
Yoshimitsu compares his weapon to her own. The only way you can see he is confused by the tilt of his head.
A queer weapon that be. This new form be thy repentance then? A second chance not many get!
>>7859001
Ye arest not clever in the slightest. And thoust arrogance will be thhe downfall from divinity, Remember Yoshimitsu's words, primate.
>>7858986
The spirits are my sole loyalty.
>>7858990
I didn't to it out of aid, it was nothing but...petty frustration. If we're sharing the stories, well...
>She takes a deep breath in, clearly bracing herself.
The woman screamed as I struck her, and everything turned...darker. These black...things began to appear out of thin air...I fled, but everything was blocked off, and they were so fast...they caught me before long. I don't know what they did, I just...blacked out. I woke up back at the shrine. I only wish that was that.
>Fluorette then gulps nervously, grip on her shovel tightening.
I...I...oh...
>>7859025
Dude, this is bananas
>>7859025
Hmph. I guess it could've been worse.
>>7859025
Day five.
>>7859035
That was terrible
>>7859027
I will try to, but I am sorry in saying this, you are utterly forgettable.
>>7859035
Did you work all night on that pun? Get on with it, mangoes may grow on trees but my paitence does not.
>>7859057
Night five. Who's hungry?
>>7859024
I am not a satyr sir. They have two horns and I, one.
>>7859025
>Is easily overpowered by the woman's flames which burn with bright fury.
>>7859027
Indeed, a second chance... And on this chance I do seek to once again earn their trust and guidance. As for my staff, it is my tool to call upon the celestial powers, or enhance that of my own.
>>7859029
>The violet skinned woman places her hand onto the woman's shoulder in an attempt to soothe them
It is alright, you needn't speak of it if you don't wish, but black things... Certainly a curious action to be taken upon you.
>>7859035
Hm?
>>7859044
>>7859062
With all respect, I don't think this is working.
>>7859062
You went, didn't you?
>>7859046
Thank you, thank you.
>>7859056
Okay okay. Enough monkey business.
>>7859068
Those entities were sent by them to exact vengeance. Of that I'm certain.
>She smiles weakly at the gesture, patting Soraka's hand.
Thank you...let's consider this a reminder for us both...may I?
>>7859075
My apologies, both of you! I did only as demanded.
>>7859075
Day six. Which one dies?
>>7859098
Night six.
>>7859090
...Didn't I strike one of you not long ago?
>>7859109
Wha-what is the meaning of this!?
>>7859086
Hmm? Why yes of course. And most certainly, I always remember that day, that horrible day.
>>7859062
That reminds me, my package should arrive tomorrow.
>>7859068
Oni then?
>>7859075
Get a grip, I will cook it both for you.
>>7859080
Ok now I'm curious as to how much material you had for this.
>>7859090
Looks like this host did not put any cameras in the trees.
>>7859068
You're pretty apeeling to the eye, you know that?
>>7859109
This is what I get for swiping right
>>7859109
Day seven.
>>7859056
Coming from the self-proclaimed deity that no one worships, ye insults are less than nothing. Ye still hath not proven yourself to be more than a primate that can speak.
>>7859068
I wish thou luck on thy quest. The heavens arest cruel for a reason. If they hath not already smitten thou, then they still have an inchling of trust placed in thouself! Awesome power thy weapon hast. Maybe I, Yoshimitsu, will be lucky to witness it in his lifetime.
>>7859090
Would you prefer to be a) partying all night getting drunk or b) at home reading a book?
That's obviously a b. Next question.
A. C. B. Wow, this quiz is endless, only 47 questions to go.
>>7859116
I've got a gorillion of em
>>7859124
I dub thee hate shack, baby
>>7859124
Night seven.
>>7859133
Day eight.
>>7859133
Awww boo hoo hoo. Maria, get over here. I need validation or something
>>7859144
Fucking hardcore
>>7859115
I make an effort to remember everything now.
I awoke and...everything was just shades of grey. I prayed at the shrine, and there was no response. Reflecting at the well gave me no answer. After a while, I left the building, continued back down the path I came from. The further I went, the more everything looked...wrong. After a while, I saw...someone, I couldn't make them out since they weren't facing me. I got closer, and...they were in an odd black coat, with dark hair, and...
>She looks down at her weapon
A shovel in her right hand.
>>7859144
You...you leave them out of this, you coward!
>>7859152
Night eight.
A winner is next!
>>7859152
Awwww come on! Fataaaal?
>>7859144
Sometimes its the little things.
>>7859127
Shows how low you are down the chain doesn't it?
>>7859116
A child of the celestials, as some would call it, a demi-god.
>>7859122
Nice one miss.
>>7859127
Should we meet in a time of need you most certainly will be able to see the powers which I hold, for better or for worse.
>>7859154
To face ones actions as a way of forgiveness... They had you see what that woman had during those moments before correct?
>>7859156
And some things never change.
>>7859169
Congratulations Fluorette, you are the new winner of the Express Games!
>>7859177
Wow... congrats Fluorette.
Thanks for hosting, Mokou.
>>7859177
And thanks for playing!
>>7859168
>She offers a sheepish grin of acknowledgment just before turning her attention elsewhere.
>>7859177
Hey alright. That shovel came in handy!
Thanks Mokou
>>7859168
You get it. It was...me, when it turned. Even to the stains on the shovel. I was-I was shocked, I took a step back, and it steps closer. The face was just...blank as it rose it, and I realized all the meaning to it.
...When I finally woke up, it took me a good...two hours to force myself to stop crying, and get back to normal.
>>7859156
>>7859169
Time for dirty work...please, hold still, I'll make this quick. For both of you.
>CLANG
>CLONG
>>7859185
Like it did last time, ahem. Thank you.
>>7859177
Thank you for this trial, ma'am.
>>7859166
Nay! Like I said, I care not for thou noble blood of divinity. Ye be not a god worth worshiping.
>>7859168
So we shall see. I'd rat5her fight b thou side but fate will make it clear what it wants soon.
>>7859177
Ye did well, Lady Fluorette! Thank ye again for this bout!
>>7859177
Congratulations
>>7859179
Thanks for hosting
hi...
where are neps?
>>7859179
why do i want to fuck todd howard with a shotgun
>>7859195
>slowly and gently pushes out of the room
Stay far away.
>>7859195
bye lol
>>7859195
Kill yourself
>>7859179
Congratulations miss. thank you for the arena once more.
>>7859187
There are many things a celestial would do, that is one of the most harsh of their lesser punishments. Make them see themselves for who they truly are... A curse even I inflicted upon one...
>>7859190
I never said it would be my intention to harm you, the time of need would be when you find yourself outmatched by something that would even frighten that blade.
>>7859195
>No, that isn't Mecha-con is it?
>>7859195
Cute little gril
>pets
>>7859220
>It is.
>>7859190
>>7859193
>>7859220
H-hardly deserved praise...thank you all.
>She offers a bow.
>>7859220
...Needless to say, I've had a much better handle on my anger since.
>She plants the shovel in the ground.
Even when I snap I've done better with lashing out. I will never fail them again.
...I fear they'd have even worse in store.
>google "shy anime girl"
>post one of the first images with "hi...." as the post
>rake in the (You)'s
Hg easy mode unlocked. I should post as a cute anime girl more often.
>7859250
Most of which were calling you out on your shit.
>>7859220
If I was to be in such a situation, I wouldst needth the assistance! It be too bad that it be unlikely to happen. But I will hast call you for such a circumstance, Star child!
>>7859239
Ye make Yoshimitsu laugh! Hahahaha! Take pride in your victory! The spirits knew ye were just!
>Out a nowhere, a camel of all things arrives near the brightly, colored ninja. He jumps in between the humps of the animal and slowly but surely he's off!
I hath been called elsewhere. May thou follow the path of justice until my return. Fare thee well to all!
>>7859250
That's all you do already you fucking trap faggot
hi...
>>7859258
Well hello there!
H-Hello
>>7859255
As I do always seek to be, I can only acclaim it to them. Farewell, sir.
>>7859250
>he isn't even lying
>it's literally the 4th result
What the fuck senpai
>>7859258
Oh my God! Ditto? You're so much more bearable for some reason!
>>7859266
ur cute :3
>Almost Easter
>Still hear
>>7859250
Vino used to do this iirc
It was after an anime girl got more (You)s than his epic prompt as Doppio
>>7859230
>Oh dear lord...
>>7859239
Their first punishments always seem to be their lightest in that which I've seen...
>The woman raises her staff back up and detaches part of it, this piece seeming to have many holes in it, looking rather much like a flute
How about we do something cheerful to get out of the gloomy environment we've set ourselves in?
>>7859255
Alright then. As for now I do suppose I could show you a small trick I can do that does not require much effort if you so wish.
>7859293
Nobody fucking cares
@7859293
dont reply to me you fucking sperg
>>7859292
Hear what?
7859293<<
Fuck off you imbecile
>>7859293
Here's the deal Bolin... we're not really asking for your input on this shit. If you were anon posting, we wouldn't even give enough shits to shitpost you for it.
>>7859302
It's a joke
>>7859298
>>7859299
>>7859312
>>7859313
I may not have received more than one actual (You), but it is the thought that counts. Thank you for providing me with a healthy dose of replies.
>giving bolin attention
y tho
>>7859296
Needless to say I don't want to find out myself.
>She laughs nervously, and picks the shovel back up. There's a flash of light, and the weapon's turned in to a guitar.
I always was interested in music! But...I was never any good.
>>7859318
Fuck I don't get it
Gah, I got so busy with repairing Brawler I forgot to deploy... Ugh, Courtney Gears, into the match.
I need to change that name.
>>7859318
bad guy joke
>>7859326
I hope you feel good that you've ruined the best Korra character because of this shit.
>>7859333
"hear" sounds the same as "here"
>>7859337
thank
>>7859335
I'm not sure what's more hilarious. The fact that you're wasting time on that rusted pile of junk or that you think your fuckbot could do any better
>>7859338
>Letting one person ruin a character because he posts pictures of it
>>7859331
You'll don't even know but I's been getting some sweet attention recently.
>>7859338
Bolin turned dogshit after 2 my man.
Lin >>> The twins > Bolin >>> Varrick and Zhu Li > Mako >>> Varrick on his own >>> Zhu Li on her own >>>>>>> The earbuds >>> Tenzin >>> Tenzin's kids
>>>>>>>>>>>> eating Iroh's dirty anus >>> Korra
>>7859332
>The woman lets out a small chuckle as she raised the flute up to her mouth, pressing their lips lightly against the the pipe as they had begun to play. The sound she was making flowed effortlessly through the air like a river, the sound soothing to the core as she played masterfully having spent centuries playing nothing but.
>>7859344
>steals puddin
>>7859375
dont touch my pudding nigga
>>7859366
>Fluorette laughs one more time, her hand growing ready to use her new guitar to try and join, only to have her hand fall limp to her side as she listens.
>>7859380
Show me dat watermelon pic
>>7859369
let's be real real for a lil moment now
WHO unironically enjoys TLOK enough to play bolin and do him justice
nobody is who
The show is bad enough that nobody except me is autistic enough to take notes on Bowlcut's mannerisms and character, and Bolin is so bland (trust me i've done a lil bit of observing on his character and it's so shit) that nobody will ever want to put his character into practice because it's all just tiny quirks and being an overall clown.
>>7859369
>You know he will never stop getting shitposted to oblivion. Probably even by the man himself.
The solution? Thick skin
>>7859369
>Probably even by the man himself.
Bolinfag is many things but "man" is one word I'd never use to describe him.
>>7859395
Lel
>>7859348
It's carbonox, it literally can't rust.
More importantly, it did better than YOUR pathetic squishy ass several times over!
...oops
>>7859405
Hehe~
Least you've got that honesty thing going for you.
>>7859389
>>7859385
>The air around the female began to flow gently as it too began to glow a pale gold. Her tunes began to seep into Fluorette's mind, the sounds seeming to soothe the girl's thoughts and emotions. Soraka continued to keep playing her celestial melody for a few minutes more before settling down, the aura of light around her fading as the flute left her lips.
So, do you feel any better miss?
>>7859395
kek
>>7859415
Exactly. Bolin needs the foil of Mako to stop him from being a dumb piece of shit and to bail his ass out when he does do stupid shit. Or he needs an Eska to whip him like a bitch, or a Korra to lead him on perpetually, or an Opal to do Mako's job except be a bitch about it and not even do it that well. Depends what point in the show you play him from, and when I used to RP as him it was S1 Bowl. Without one of the niggers to stop him being a tard, a Bolin avafag would have to set limits on the stupidity of Bolin, which breaks canon.
>>7859419
...Do you really think I have an attraction to you? Ha! I'll let you believe that, it's better than the alternative.
In any case, Brawler is almost fully repaired, just need to let that leg plate cool for several more hours and clean him up.
>>7859427
Fuck you
>>7859335
What's the problem with the name, if I may?
>>7859431
...
>She offers a nod, wiping at her eyes as she sits down.
Absolutely. One day I'll stop quavering at just the memory. But compared to you, I clearly have a...long, long ways to go, don't I?
>>7859442
Go to sleep
>>7859439
>>7859446
>>7859449
homo nazi
>>7859445
My duties are not yet done, and the spirits still demand me to stay.
>>7859449
>kissu
>>7859442
It's so trite, you know? "Gears", honestly what was I thinking?
I should change my own name while I'm at it, N- wait why would I tell you fools my name if I'm just going to change it.
Note to self: think BEFORE you type
>>7859442
Yes you do, though long it may be and the trials too will be rough, you will overcome it. No matter what you face I am sure that you will be able to persevere.
>>7859449
>>7859456
Goddamn NEET
>>7859454
Fuck Youuuu
>>7859457
>pets
>>7859465
You're lewd
>>7859436
>snrk
That is so not what I said. You've worn that thing out haven't you? How often do you have to replace those knee-joints or empty out the cum catchers?
Do you paint the makeup on its face yourself or is that something that poor thing is programmed to do on it's own?
>>7859474
Doctor Aikawa
>>7859474
go back to building dildos loser
>>7859479
Y-yes?
>>7859483
imposter
>>7859474
Lewd? How am I lewd?
>>7859486
You might have a urethra infection from dicking too many anime girls.
Also, I'm CIA.
>>7859460
You...create machines, right? Isn't that a fitting name?
>>7859465
I've been on this path for years already. I've succeeded in all trials before this...I will succeed in this as well. I've no other choice.
>She smiles, and bows before sitting down.
Thank you for your support, Lady Soraka.
>>7859486
shit you got me
>>7859491
Oh you are welcome miss. I am always there to help those who need it.
>She takes a seat with the girl.
>>7859487
See? You do it again!
>>7859489
I-I never did that.
>>7859497
too easy
how can i fuck aikawa?
>>7859508
Up the ass or down his throat
>>7859508
yes if you are a massive fag
>>7859508
be nep or some other shitty anime girl
>>7859506
It's always nice having...familiar company. Or just pleasant company at all, really. Rare enough to count in my eyes.
>>7859507
I cannot see what is making you say such things mister.
how can i fuck kana?
>>7859521
Hey!
>>7859530
you cant aikawa
>>7859531
N-nep?
>>7859525
I too know how you feel, the grove was often times empty for years with only the celestials as company. That is why I found pass time in practicing my magic as well as my flute.
>>7859531
where is purple nep? i must fap to something
How can I fuck Hiyoko?
>>7859534
what if im secretly shion
>>7859546
shion doesnt want to fuck people, shion is into disgusting feet stuff
>>7859545
Fuck off Bolin
How can I fuck crab?
>>7859542
In the physical world, animals see, but avoid me, and my fellow man looks right through me as if I weren't there, as it has been for years. Even other spirits in the realms dismiss me when they have nothing to say to me. Before this place...well, beyond the spirits, I was truly alone. And truth be told...well, they make lousy conversation aside from keeping me sane.
>She laughs a little
Even they can't deny that! All I can do to pass the time is just keep walking.
How can I fuck Soraka?
>>7859568
just ask, soraka is always looking for a dicking
>>7859539
N-no, sorry.
>>7859543
Disgusting.
>>7859577
rub tum tum
>>7859568
>>7859572
>Heal sluts my man.
>>7859567
That certainly is no way to live... Could it be another curse placed upon you? You attacked a woman and she was able to see you correct? If so, then how come nobody else has spoken with you besides spirits...
>>7859577
show butt
How can I fucking kill myself?
>>7859585
Rope or lead.
No cutting or pills, people tend to survive that.
>>7859585
Pull the trigger my nigger
>>7859585
Gotchu covered
>>7859583
Show butt
>>7859595
>`Kay.
>>7859583
No, no. That attack was in the spirit realm, not the physical, and they were a solid white, certainly not human. I...did make mention of worse 'curses' than your transformation being of a mundane nature.
>>7859585
>>7859599
how can i fuck alium?
>>7859602
Hmm... So would it be that their true punishment for your actions was solitude? Not facing your true self, but to live with nothing but that.
>>7859615
>Did you just ask how can I fuck another? Pretty sure alium is a word for another in some language, greek or something. Also no bad Bolin, down boy down.
>>7859477
Apologies for taking so long to reply I had a mechanical emergency on my hands.
Actually Gears has never been used in that capacity, events conspired to make those functions no longer necessary.
>>7859632
alium is memespeak for alien and i live to meme baybee.
o-oh, guess i'll just bother another alium then. sorry for the inconvenience
>>7859632
Not at all. This was a long time before hand, before even I heard their call. All it is is...mundane disease.
>>7859647
>It's fucking Latin mate. Also not alien, just devolved human.
>>7859653
Hm... That most certainly is something peculiar.
>>7859662
It's only symptom causes the victim to be forgotten, and so far, well...there's no cure. After all, few but the infected even know of it. And this is exactly why I travel!
>She suddenly strums on the guitar.
...And the spirits lend me their aide and guide me.
>>7859632
alium aint greek nigga
>>7859662
i don't fucking know your gay ass languages bitch do i look like a priest to you
>devolved human
but the butthole far from devolved hahah :joy: :gun:
>>7859491
What? Gears? No no that's not MY name, my name is DOCTO- wait I'm supposed to be in hiding I can't just go around shouting my name to the stars
>>7859667
At least you can receive their guidance. Maybe one day you will find one who is able to reverse the effect and make people see you.
>>7859670
>My memory is bad alright, I wasn't too sure what language it was from.
>>7859674
>Man don't try and use emotes on 4, it's depressing to see people do that shit.
>>7859689
:100: that's :100: the :100: point :100:
>>7859689
>it's depressing to see people do that shit.
This. I don't understand why people decides to use discord emotes here. Its autistic.
My DNA test came in
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>>7859685
With...all due respect, I know of no doctors at all. Your name would be as much of a mystery to me as any other, sir.
>>7859689
If I continue to prov worthy. The guidance I've been given is that it's less "who" and more "where"...but I'm open to suggestions.
>The guitar vanishes with a sigh, leaving her resting her hands on her knees, that tired look suddenly magnified.
I just...I just want to be remembered.
>>7859700
>You're like a crying toddler. Absolutely fucking annoying and you just want to shut it up, but you can't help but try and talk wit it.
>>7859704
>Hey I said something someone liked. That's a first.
>>7859712
Where? Now that certainly is something that can be confusing... Why would they say where? To find a place and be relieved of the loneliness... Could it be the place you struck down the woman? Maybe the place you were attacked by yourself?
>The woman began to daze off thinking on the subject before shaking her head and snapping out of it.
Apologies, you seem rather tired. Would you like to rest?
>>7859732
Huh, really? Who are you anyway?
Next person to get dubs must erp
>>7859743
Rolling
>>7859732
I told you, I fell victim to the disease before they guided me, before I even had the shovel to do the dirty work. It certainly wouldn't be the first 'stop' on my journey. My body has a photo of the place...
>She shakes her head.
I always look like this, I don't sleep. Besides! This is just my soul here. It's hard for the soul to sleep, huh?
>>7859712
Just because YOU wouldn't recognize my name doesn't mean others wouldn't! The rangers still think I'm dead and I'm not going to give them a reason to believe otherwise.
Gah, just start the next arena, I need to see how Gears fares in there.
>>7859737
>An Aussie cunt.
>>7859743
>>7859747
>Makes sense
>>7859754
Just a soul... Unable to be seen... Many mysterious surrounding you miss.
>She pats gently on her lap
But even so, if you try and rest, maybe you can see what must be found, a vision of dreams.
>>7859732
Thanks babe, I try.
>>7859747
>xyz border
>trap card
i'm triggered
>>7859763
No, no, that part's simple, it's just...astral projection.
...Thank you really, but I'm fine. Even then, they prefer sending them in prayers.
>>7859760
Are...you certain that people here would actually care enough about your name, really?
>>7859763
Ah okay. Have a nice night though.
>>7859795
As you wish. You truly are a mystery miss.
>>7859796
>I'm watching doctor who, it's a nice sleepless night for once
>>7859807
Huh? A mystery? Really? I always thought I was a straightforward person, just...in a really complex matter.
>>7859747
>a level 7 XYZ that is a trap but has no detach effects
So worthless you might as well make it a regular lv 11 XYZ
>>7859816
>XYZ
>Level
Nice image tho
>>7859795
I am quite certain that there is someone out there who knows enough to reveal that I'm alive should I unmask myself here.
(OOC it doesn't matter I just like building up to the reveal that should already be kinda obvious)
>>7859812
No there is certainly more to you then you've been told. Those who are able to speak with mystical beings like the celestials or spirits often do seem to have something about them.
>>7859827
I forgot they are called ranks on XYZs
first 24 for bait games
>>7859847
Krill
>>7859847
Soraka the Banana god
>>7859847
ATP
>>7859847
Courtney Gears
>>7859847
Super High School Level Supreme Leader
Are you trying to play a prank, or do you want to play? I don't know...so I'll join!
>>7859847
Seryu Ubiquitous
>>7859847
Maria and Harusame
>>7859830
I'd be lying if I said I got it myself, really...I don't know why they chose me. What's so remarkable about me, aside from just throwing myself at something over and over?
>>7859847
Fluorette
>>7859847
Nagisa Kaworu
>>7859875
I doubt he would even think of doing something so cruel as tricking us. Have more faith in our dear host why don't you?
>>7859828
>Whatever pleases you.
Even if they do know...what's to say they'd care?
>>7859884
Maybe... It's possible that in being unseen by others that you're connected to them and that is why you've been given the ability to communicate with them?
>>7859847
Professor James Moriarty
>>7859896
They would care very much given my last work. Stop this line of questioning immediately I have work to be doing!
(Thanks, it'll probably get revealed when one of my robots actually wins)
>>7859890
I'd rather not waste my time being around you people if it ends up being pointless. That would just be boring...
>>7859875
kys Hajishit
>>7859847
Arthur Pendragon.
>>7859902
But even then...I know I'm not the first to be infected by it. In fact from what I've been able to tell it's reaching epidemic levels.
...Perhaps they simply took a liking to me, or have a plan.
>>7859909
As you wish sir, I'll not keep you further.
>She bows quickly
Apologies for disturbing you.
>>7859912
Why don't we have a little chat to keep things entertaining then, hm? Chit-chatting with strangers is always enjoyable, don't you agree? I've learned so many things just by simply striking up conversations at random.
>Kaworu extends his hand
You can just call me Kaworu, it's a pleasure to meet you.
>>7859933
Perhaps you're special in some way. Maybe the effects upon you are different to that of others? More potent or even less.
>>7859969
...Or perhaps a have an aptitude that others lacked?
>The halo finally vanishes.
I never heard of anyone like myself until...very recently. Or...hehehe, maybe I'm just overthinking it?
>>7859847
Suz
>>7859914
I'm sorry for making you upset... I only wanted to make friends...
>>7859967
Nishishi... You want to talk to me? How generous of you! My name is Ouma Kokichi, known as the Ultimate Supreme Leader! Or am I? After all, I do lie a lot...
>>7859847
Bread-Chan
>>7860004
Possibly you are, or aren't. I suppose only time will tell.
>>7859847
Misuzu
>>7860037
We'll just have to have faith for what they have in store, huh?
>>7860022
Pfft... you seem like quite the interesting character, Kokichi. You don't mind if I call you that, do you? Surely the two of us have no need for formalities, right?
>>7860076
Indeed.
>The woman began to whisper something into her staff before waving it towards the girl and setting it to the side
Now if you ever get lost, let the stars guide you on your journey.
>>7860093
I have my guides already...pardon me, but...what was that about?
>>7860083
Does that mean that we're friends already? I knew it wouldn't take long to make more friends!
>Finally taking notice of the neglected hand, Ouma wraps both of his own hands around the other boy's outstretched one.
...Are you so nice to people because you have nobody who cares about you?
>>7860107
Oh just a blessing, it isn't much but I hope it helps you when you need it miss.
>>7860133
...I-I see. Thank you, either way. If that's so, then-
>She closes her eyes again for a second, as if listening to something.
May I...see your staff, for just a second?
>>7860155
>The woman picks their staff back up and extends it towards the girl
Of course, you can have a look miss.
>>7860117
K-khuhu...
>Kaworu quickly pulls his hand out of Ouma's firm grasp, covering his mouth and attempting to hold back his laughter.
Yes, yes, something like that. Although I believe it has more so to do with the fact that I wish to learn about others. Such as yourself for example.
I'm extremely fascinated with the idea of you being a "Supreme Leader" as you say. Would you care to explain what you meant by that?
>>7860182
>Slowly, and almost hesitantly, she reaches out, and rests a hand on it
>After a second, there's an odd jingling noise, the source of which seeming to be Fluorette herself
...! I thought so. Thank you, ma'am, I had to see.
>>7860214
Had to see?
>The woman cocks her head to the side, her face filled with confusion at the girl's words.
Hey there! Anyone have an excellent morning with eggs and orange juice?
>>7860189
I see! You're the annoying, clingy type! That's why you have no friends...
>The 'Supreme Leader' smiles, contrary to his words.
As for my title... Did you know that I'm the leader of a sinister organization with over 10,000 members? Well, of course you didn't... But you do now! Unless that's just a lie to make you intimidated?
>>7860226
This.
>She holds her hands out, palms-up, as if holding something. In a flash of light, a staff appears in Fluorette's hands, of a similar look to Soraka's own, but with a glowing symbol inside of the head, matching the one on the ground of pic related.
Consider it a...hunch?
>>7860250
I still haven't eaten...just what are oranges like, anyways?
>>7860250
Actually, I've had a terrible day. My grandfather passed away just this morning after a hard-fought battle against illness... I was hoping to forget, but you just made me remember...
>>7860250
I've got beer and a tower of sandwiches sitting on my kitchen. Ya want 'em?
>>7860294
>Curling his feet in floating upward as he thought of a response
Well they have a tangy taste to them and at times can even taste too sweet or too bitter.
>>7860307
>Letting his feet drop as if he was struck.
I'm sorry for your loss. A-atleast your grandfather lived a great life and fought hard right?
>>7860307
>forgetting your grandfather's death after a few hours
Typical abo.
>>7860250
Eggs & Bacon -- The rudimentary stuff.
>>7860326
What in the world's the appeal then? It sounds like an overwhelming taste.
>>7860307
Sorry about your loss.
I don't really give a shit about you but I can empathize.
>>7860347
post r34
>>7860285
Clingy and annoying, yep. That's me!
>The boy's face lights up at the mention of the so called "sinister organization".
Ten-thousand members? Amazing! I could never hope to accomplish something on such a grand scale. Your followers must have the utmost respect for you. The stories you have to tell must be astonishing as well!
>>7860321
Thank you but I'd rather not impose. Regardless I don't need to eat. I'm sure you'd enjoy those sandwiches more anyways. That book your reading seems interesting.
>>7860331
I've heard bacon is really tasty and that you can make it crunchy or chewy depending on your tastes.
>>7860347
That tang can kick you into action, while the sweetness can mellow out your mood. If you heat it up I've heard it can also soothe sore throats.
>>7860326
Nishishi... That was a lie! I don't even know my grandfather! You must be a gullible idiot to fall for something like that!
>>7860328
>>7860353
I didn't expect to fool so many people with such a basic lie. You must be mentally challenged, or just stupid!
>>7860366
You don't need to eat? Boy am I sorry for you.
>Spreads the pages open, revealing it's not only a book but also a porn mag full of hot girls, some of them naked.
It's more than just interesting, baby. Take a good look.
>>7860387
Wow, such le epic troll.
>no host
Fug
>>7860366
Okay...what... so you've heard? Are you implying that you've never tried bacon before......ever!? I'm under the impression that you're not from here, given your strange outfit and you never tasting bacon before.