Lenny Games #247, first 24 get a spot
(HG thread)
>>7860415
Nagisa Kaworu
>>7860415
Orion
>>7860415
Fluorette
Super Mario!
>>7860415
Ignis Scientia
Kongou
Super High School Level Supreme Leader
Space Dandy
Courtney Gears
BAKI HANMA
>>7860415
I am cum
Professor James Moriarty
Tatsuki
Arthur Pendragon
Our Guy
meme expert
Shoebill
>>7860434
won't fit, choose a smaller name or be skipped
Lightning Emperor Raitei
>>7860458
cancer
Eggman-kun
>>7860387
>>7860434
Its not something you joke about with complete strangers and you looked like a complete airhead so I couldn't put it past you to forget.
>>7860393
>>7860439
>He stops floating for a moment shocked by the book before recomposing himself.
H-Huh. T-that is an int-t-teresting book isn't it? I've seen enough.
>His back turned still.
I've heard so many wonders about eating, I've even tasted some food but nothing much.
>>7860418
>>7860443
I'm a spirit. I wander through this world just like anybody else but I'm usually unseen.
>>7860404
No need to be so upset. It was just a prank! If this were a TV show, now would be the part where the cameramen would come out!
>>7860458
I guess Ultimate Supreme Leader will do... But I wanted the long one!
>>7860415
Sliver Queen
>>7860415
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>7860415
Shimakaze
(Male)
>>7860354
>The only image she has is on Paheal.
>>7860366
>>7860427
Wow...people like you sure have it made, with foods like that. Isn't that stuff really expensive?
>>7860415
Who was in the last bonus game?
Lord Beerus
Fuck these hoes
>entry
>>7860489
these guys
>>7860498
>kissu
(I've actually gotta make a run real fast down to the local auto-shop, be back in about 10 minutes.)
kys lenny
make swaps, etc
>>7860452
I refuse to accept a fucking pedophile as our guy.
>>7860499
Who's Ikaros playing these days? Or did they fuck off?
That nigga was pretty chill.
>>7860470
Woah - Do all spirits have a trendy sense of fashion like you? Regardless what do spirits eat for breakfast ocassionally? I hope you're not overwhelmed by all these questions I'm asking, I just... never seen something like you before.
>>7860500
fuck ofc with that homo shit nigga
>>7860511
>>7860498
>>7860507
This nig looks more deserving of my spot
>>7860511
Looks good, thanks for hosting.
>>7860503
Would it be too much of a hassle to ask you to run to the grocery store as well?
I'm running low on ingredients, as in, I have no more good ingredients.
>>7860511
Satisfactory.
>>7860511
I stand ready.
>>7860470
It's not very nice to make such negative judgements about someone's character! With a character like that, I imagine you aren't very popular.
>>7860364
Maybe you're right... Or maybe you're wrong! Either way, I won't tell you! That wouldn't be fun at all...
>>7860511
I hope this round is just as fun as the last one!
A Weapon To Surpass Metal Gear
>>7860546
Very well, if you don't wish to talk about it that's more than fine with me.
If you're worried about me sharing any of this with someone then you have nothing to fear, Kokichi-kun. I would never be able to forgive myself if I made my dear friend feel as if he couldn't share his precious secrets with me.
Sorry folks my internet crashed for a second
>>7860525
Missed that, wasn't intentional
>>7860526
I have no idea. Frankly I'm wondering where that Markiplier ava went
>>7860538
No problemo
>>7860483
Well it actually grows on trees. So it isn't that expensive to buy from producers.
>>7860511
Looks great.
>>7860530
Most of us just dress up however we feel most comfortable, and we don't need to eat at all. When we inhabit a vessel is the only time we actually have to eat or taste food typically. These are questions I usually get from vessels anyways so it's all fine.
>>7860542
Well it's already a bit late for that. I don't even know what would taste good in your cooking.
>>7860546
Well you tried to call me stupid for being sympathetic to your fake loss. I could say the same thing about you, but your scarf doesn't look half bad.
>>7860602
I think Markiplier is the guy who plays the American hetalia ava. Could be wrong.
>f sliver queen
>f kys lenny
>f meme expert
>>7860616
Correct
>>7860602
Wonderful, just what I needed. Now all that's left is to find someone to share it with.
>>7860610
They...do? I've never seen one before in my life...!
>>7860624
So where's he been? That nigga was pretty chill too.
>>7860596
It would just be a lot more fun if you found out for yourself! Ah, what is that saying... It's the journey, rather than the destination! While I could tell you everything you wish to know, that would be too simple! Do you understand?
>Ouma continues to smile, expression never wavering.
>>7860602
I can store all sorts of things in here. Food...supplies...weapons... Anything!
>>7860610
It's your own fault for not recognising an obvious lie like that! Why would I tell a stranger about my deceased relative out of nowhere like that? Because, I'm a liar of course!
>>7860617
>Ouma runs up to the stranger, slapping them hard on the back before tearing off.
Tag, you're it!
>>7860643
Probably doing important New Zealand stuff
>>7860647
That Ignis event pleases me.
>>7860639
Are you a spirit who hasn't gotten out much?
>>7860650
Under that assumption you could just as easily be lying about your deceased relative to mask your grief.
>>7860470
You think? I can't get enough of these mags, worth the monthly suscription
>Goes back to slowly flip the pages one by one.
You're missing out a lot, boy. Eating feels as great as taking a shit, having sex and sleeping. Yeah I know, caveman stuff right? But we still do that even in the future.
>>7860647
Nishishi... It doesn't matter how strong you are when you get ambushed! They never stood a chance...
>>7860664
Ah, you're good at this! That is a possibility, but maybe I wanted you to think that so I could get pity? Who knows!
>f nagisa kaworu
>f eggman-kun
>f super mario
>f baki hanma
>f courtney gears
>>7860617
If that is your will...
>>7860647
>She idly strums her guitar to the tune of the song.
>>7860664
A human from a very, very...poor family. All we ever had was this nasty, bland grey...paste to eat.
>>7860681
I can be patient.
>>7860681
Come back, I just wanna play tag! You can't run forever... Sooner or later you'll get tired, and then I'll get you!
>>7860681
>>7860681
Again?
>>7860676
I suppose I know what all those are like, its just I experience it all second hand now for as long as I can remember.
>He slowly rotates back around
So your from the future?
>>7860677
The most pity I could give for a complete stranger is a sorry for your losses and a condolences. Otherwise I've no emotional attachment or feeling of need to pity you. Death is a natural event after all that claims us all.
>>7860692
>His face scrunches up as you describe what you had to eat
Was it old toothpaste?
Fooj experiences a little death. GET IT!?
>>7860610
Glad to hear I'm nothing but a vessel for you to exploit, it kinda sounds...condescending? Lack of a better term, but I'll just go with it.
Why do you refer to us as vessels?
>>7860650
There's no need to explain yourself, Kokichi. I trust in your judgement. If you say I don't need to know it then I don't need to know it.
>Kaworu stretches his arm over his head, yawning while doing so.
Looks like it's time for me to retire for the day. It was nice talking with you Kokichi-kun. I'll be looking forward to our next meeting.
>>7860729
To know your enemy is a clear advantage in battle. Everytime I fail to grap it's value. Clearly there must be something wrong with my ability to process my evaluation sequences better.
>>7860732
Ah, that probably did sound condescending. Well usually unless I make some emotional attachment to someone I only know them as vessels. Usually when a spirit of my grade inhabits someones body it wipes most their memories too, turning them into a blank slate for us to use.
>f ultimate supreme leader
>f kongou
>f i am cum
Fooj is going bonkers!
>>7860729
>>7860750
>Stares her down until plunging the lance into her stomach.
>>7860699
How fun! I was just walking along innocently when I heard a click, and next thing I knew, my leg was gone! The slow bleeding out was especially cruel, and far from boring...
>>7860715
Ah, but you already felt bad for me when I told my lie! I could see it in your eyes! If it turned out to be true, and maybe it was, you'd be pitying me... And I could use that to my advantage.
>>7860734
Watch out, you never know what might happen to you at night! Nishishi... Goodbye, friend! Try to be less annoying next time!
>>7860715
...Our food. No, seriously!
>>7860760
I...don't have much to say about this.
>f our guy
>>7860771
That might not have gotten you as far as you think it would've.
>>7860780
Oh. Could you think of anything similar to it besides it just being bland, nasty, and grey. That could even be cardboard turned into mulch.
>>7860715
I'm not really a time traveler, but compared to this wasteland? Hell yeah baby, I hang out in the cool kids club called outer space.
Aw, man, and she was doing so well.
>>7860799
Outer space huh. I'm kinda well endowed with the stars too, but wandering around here isn't all that strange to me either.
BIG
3 vs 3!
>>7860804
>She just stares from the corpse to the man and gives him a silent nod.
>>7860762
>She lays motionless and stiff as a strange, silvery dust flows from the punctured wound on her belly. Suddenly her hands grip the shaft of the lance, forcefully pulling it out, a trail of dust and pieces of clothing from her robe following the tip of the lance.
Well done. That blow actually caused noticable core damage. According to the rules of this arena, you are the victor. Go forth and ride this momentum. Cause doom to your enemies.
>The hole in her abdomen is slowly but surely filled with the same silver coloured dust previously exiting her body, regenerating her body to top condition.
>f fujiwara no mokou
>f professor james moriarty
>f space dandy
>f orion
>>7860819
>>7860826
Okay.
>She sits on the ground waiting for fruits to fall from the trees above.
>>7860815
This huge building in the middle of nowhere sucks, but it has food and lots of fine babes walking around so I drop by. Now if only I could take a few of you back with me...
>>7860782
>It's utterly empty.
>>7860798
Well...yeah, no. That's exactly how it was. Just...disgusting. Ever, erhm...unpleasantly moist?
>>7860804
As...you wish, then.
>>7860798
So you're admitting you wouldn't be nice to a boy who had just lost his grandfather? What kind of a monster must you be?
>>7860819
I'm not really a fighter! Sorry to disappoint you guys.
>>7860757
Vessels? Memories? Blankslate? Emotional Attatchment? Creepy...
The more you elaborate the more anxious I get to find an escape, no hard feelings!
But! You seem like a good ghost to me, I doubt a ghost of your moral calliber does that quite to often.
Feets.
>>7860846
I think you said that last part a bit funny, I'm not a girl mister.
>>7860847
I guess that would be difficult to find something similar to describe it against.
>>7860848
Well no, I would be. Just someone wouldn't immediately act like they lied about it, then go back and say they didn't. It creates discontent in the mind and breaks any chance of trying to emotionally connect to the other individual.
>>7860854
Well. I did bump into someone once on accident and spend the next few weeks helping her regain her memories. We can either forcibly take over the consciousness of the inhabitant or share the body together.
>>7860847
"Very", not "Ever"...
>>7861088
>She grabs a bag shoving some clothes, food, and other supplies into it. Her eyes wide the entire time.
>>7860849
>Stare
>>7860849
A written dialogue cannot be a heap of excrements for it does not have mass. If it was ment as an insult, there are more crude ways to get the messagr across.
>>7861116
>She sits still allowing the man to bandage up her arm.
(Rip Ignis, wanted to see him as a possible winner as well, at least I still have Shoebill and Arthur to root for)
>>7861102
Some people sure have it easy, huh?
>f ignis scientia
>>7861111
nice quads
>>7860610
Oh, that's fine. I couldn't possibly ask you to go out of my way for me Miss.
I tend to be able to create something edible from even the most repugnant foods however, so do keep that in mind the next time you come across anything you deem dispensable in relation to you.
I have a fever of 102.8, a migrane and and feel like death eating a cracker but I can host in a little bit if you guys want a game
>>7861111
>pets the shoe
>>7861116
My, I forgot to change my bandages. How careless of me.
>>7861135
Hmh. You again...fine. Just this once.
>>7861134
Some people do, but even some have it worse than you. No family or even a paste to try and eat.
>>7861142
>rubs tum
is ok
>>7861135
>Falls asleep with her eyes open
(Thanks)
>>7861142
>Out cold from exhaustion staring.
>f shimakaze
>>7861142
Don't force yourself, I can host again if nobody else steps up
>>7861102
So you're even liable for bumping into someone? ..........If liability is an issue for ya' then don't be surprised to see me hitting the deck.
>>7861150
>One of her eyes twitch.
L-Let's...avoid discussing that, alright? Kind spirit.
>>7861142
Just rest, ma'am.
>>7861102
Oooohoho this time I'm very sure to not make the same mistake again! When I mean "you" guys I mean the hot babes! Oh and the rare alines, a man needs to eat.
>>7861142
>You don't have to do that to yourself
>>7861184
Time for some dirty work...forgive me.
>CLANG
>f usotsuki
>f shoebill
>>7861137
I'm not a miss. I'm a boy! I come across a lot of different ingredients though. Like leaves from plants and berries most of the time.
>>7861170
It was just an accident. Since then I've gotten better at managing it. We even helped her get into a better place after regaining her memories. Though.. the possibilities of some of the decisions we made were scary. You've heard about infinite possibilities to every decision we make right?
>>7861173
Ah sorry about, uh... what do you like to do to pass time then if your from a poor family?
>>7861182
Wait you eat rare aliens too? What do they taste like? I've seen pictures of ones with huge bulbous grey heads, and even some with octopus looking faces.
>>7861142
>102.8 almost 103
>Don't do this to yourself.
>>7861181
>Snaps it out from your fingers.
The last night of peace in the game
>>7861229
>She keeps eating while sleeping picking your fingers a bit with her teeth.
Winner next slide!
>>7861211
Dumbass, you don't eat the rare alien you're supposed to register! I only did that like, once, because the guy was literally a talking fish.
>>7861244
>stares
>>7861211
Mmhmm. Yes! Go on.
>>7861211
Thank you...but, well. We had our games, of course, but...now I spend my time walking or praying.
>She tugs at her collar awkwardly.
Nothing compared to what one such as you would be interested in.
>>7861246
Again, forgive me...
>>7861246
Ah well I suppose that does make more sense.
>>7861254
Well, a lot of those possibilities actually ended with another rogue spirit trying to kill her to force me out of her body because some of the events that were happening weren't suppose to be happening.
>>7861229
Despite your health issues, I welcome you to host such a battle for us. It is your wish after all, and we the people shouldn't squander such kindness from you.
>>7861201
>Well you seem to have your mind set on it, so have a premature thank-you.
>>7861269
>>7861247
(first response is meant for you)
>>7861264
Well I'm interested in quite a few things actually. Since I've been around and can do just about whatever I want I've learned to do whatever comes naturally.
>>7861250
THE WINNER IS
>>7860647
DAMNIT GEARS
Fucking hunk of junk!
>>7861291
>sets down a bucket of worms and insets
Congrats, Artie. Still not sure on your gender though.
>>7861269
Now this is definitely making sense to me. If something as simple as bumping did all of this -- then I should really avoid you guys!
And that about wraps it up for this game. Remember, it could be worse than Lenny Game 247, it could be Lenny Games 24/7.
Thanks for playing.
>>7861294
>>7861302
Thank you.
Congratulations.
(That's Saber, a woman)
>>7861297
>Continues sleeping
>>7861311
Congratulations dudette! Thanks for hosting Lenny.
>>7861303
Well it is actually difficult for us typically to run into people and wipe their consciousness. I was in a hurry when I accidentally ran into this girl, and didn't know how to control my own power as a spirit then.
>>7861285
There's nothing so interesting about me, I'm afraid...
>She laughs nervously.
I really shouldn't be talking with you anyways.
>>7861294
...The spirits aren't angry with this.
>>7861302
Congratulations to you, ma'am. And thank you for this trial.
>>7861302
>>7861311
Unlike how I was recognized in history, in all levels including physicial I am a woman. You can take my word for that, Host. Thank you very much for this tournament
>>7861316
>>7861329
>>7861338
It was an easier victory than I expected, Thank you.
>>7861302
>>7861311
Thanks for hosting and congratulations to the winner!
>>7861338
Ah. Alright, if you feel like that I'll leave you be then.
>>7861311
Thank you sir. Though you are look down upon by some, I on the other hand appreciate your efforts.
>>7861285
>>7861269
It does but I didn't get paid and the fish only lasted one day. That's why I gotta hang around here mroe often.
>stares at the horns
Are those real?
>>7861352
>>7861311
Congrats and thanks for hosting
Give me 24
I'm sick as fuck today so please have patience as I do the same old song and dance
No dupes
Try not to redirect entries since in my drunken stupor I'll accidentally look over it
Be patient and have fun
>>7861371
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>7861371
Akitsu Maru
>>7861371
Maria and Harusame
>>7861358
Yup these are real alright. Some spirits have even longer horns than mine.
>>7861371
Orion
>>7861371
Empress
>>7861371
Big Len
>>7861371
Len
>>7861371
Space Dandy
>>7861371
Conqueror
>>7861371
Shoebill
>>7861371
Slim Sushie Succ
>>7861371
Ignis Scientia
>>7861211
>Ignis goes quiet for just a moment, embarrassed by confusing the boy's gender.
...
My apologies, Sir.
>He gets down on one knee, bowing in the direction of the voice talking to him.
Forget anything I said about bring me anything.
I have proven my incompetence by my ineptitude to mistake something as trivial as your sex.
>>7861349
I'm not feeling up to this, either way. Thank you for the pardon. Farewell to you.
>She offers a bow.
>>7861371
Fluorette
>>7861371
Arthur Pendragon
>>7861371
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
>>7861371
Tatsuki
>>7861371
Lord Beerus
>>7861371
Luffy
>>7861371
Cid Highwind
>>7861371
Captain Luna
>>7861335
Don't get me wrong, I trust that you have restraint in your ability... but I dunno I think I was just surprised from what you've said earlier. Oh! I'm Baki by the way.
>>7861371
Kamina Bait
>>7861381
Spirits uh? Like they're paranormal, and if they're paranormal they'er rare, and since this isn't my planet this means you are a RARE ALIEN GET IN THE SPACE SHIP RIGHT NOW!
>>7861371
Baki
2 more
>>7861457
Minamoto no Raikou
>>7861398
Hey there no need to get down on your knee and act all solemn about it. I'm not that mad you got me mixed up. It seems like I'll have to deal with that quite a bit so If I got mad every time I wouldn't have a single good moment.
>>7861400
>He bows back.
>>7861423
I'm Orion. Nice to meet you Baki. It's fine if your worried still, I don't blame you at all for being safe about it.
>>7861430
That's uh... some pretty forced logic there don't you think? Like, wouldn't you be an alien too and capable of cashing in on yourself by going to different planets where your the strange one?
>>7861371
The Only Medicine You Need
>>7861479
Thanks doc.
>>7861474
Nah, humans are everywhere in the galaxy so we don't have any value. How about this: I'll take you to a little trip to a registration enter and I get you a nice icream in return, How's that?
Took longer than usual. Hope you guys don't mind if I don't do much commentary.
>>7861509
Well I do like icecream but if I were to leave here you'd probably lose me just because I could phase through the walls of your ship.
>>7861474
I run into mishaps all the time, I don't do safe.
>>7861371
cute box
>>7861541
Hello again.
>>7861541
Not today son
I feel like we all could use a little bit of happiness
>>7861541
Abo on abo violence ya nigger
>>7861510
>Leans forward, giving the host a soft, but quick hug. She pulls away only to give them room and to make sure she doesn't get sick as well.
It's fine, take your time.
>>7861560
NO Mokou ;-;
>>7861578
This place seems like it shouldn't be possible, but more than that I have to wonder why such a place would exist. It certainly seems unhealthy.
>>7861578
See you never.
>>7861578
Lots of headpats today. Kinda wish I had one too.
>>7861571
T-Thanks mum
>>7861608
The spirits have no need for me here.
>She kneels to the ground in prayer.
Thank you for this trial, and farewell.
>There's an eerie, haunting whistle, and her body flickers, then vanishes.
>>7861608
>With a chortle, she smiles and nods.
I'd do more if I could to help with your illness.
>She pauses for a moment.
Like bring you food, of course.
>>7861578
Patty cake... Ah, this game brings back memories.
>>7861608
This really doesn't sit well with me, but... I hope this bring ease to your slumber.
>>7861608
Fun police is here so you you better be having fun
>>7861635
I haven't ate since yesterday
>>7861608
>>7861645
What a surprisingly non-gruesome way to end my part in this. Time to check on things back home.
>>7861645
>>7861608
(You skipped day 2, its fine though)
>>7861645
Yesterday?!
>Her tails puff up and eyes go wide.
I'd ask you to please eat something, anything, but I know eating while sick isn't something humans like to do.
>>7861665
Well at least you enjoyed yourself, Yes?
>>7861674
As I said m80 I'm out of it
>>7861526
...What? Are you a real ghost or somethin'?
>Dandy begins poking horn kid's chest
>>7861692
I did, but I have duties I must fulfill. I hope that you also have a good time here.
>>7861700
I bet the ice cream man was Kamina
>>7861692
Don't feel like going anywhere
>>7861721
Understandable. I hope I do too.
>>7861724
Well, that's also understandable. I do hope you eat something soon.
>>7861742
>You will never make mum happy
>>7861755
>>7861755
Lots of royalty dreaming about you guys
>>7861754
Have nothing in stock right now unfortunately
>>7861780
Tank is grounded
>>7861474
Thank you for your forgiveness. I suppose it's only fair that I give you something more formal to address me by, and likewise so that I don't have to sully you using such a generic term.
>Ignis stands up once more, holding his hand out, presumably for a handshake...facing the direction opposite to Orion.
I am Ignis Scientia. At your service.
>>7861791
Lotta fucking candy events.
>>7861791
A couple more of you head on out
>>7861808
Candy makes everyone happy
>>7861821
I guess so.
>rps the event
Take that Baki.
>>7861821
Feast. Fun police drag even more of you away.
>>7861780
>she sighs, ears drooping.
I'm sorry... I also can't help but be concerned and want to help, so if I've been annoying you with my concern please let me know.
>>7861803
>She blinks in confusion, seeing as she's now somehow seated in the direction Ignis was facing.
Um...
>Leaning to the left, she looks towards Orion then shrugs.
>>7861868
SHIT
H
I
T
>>7861874
You know what it iiiiissssssssss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3x4weajfqm0
>>7861874
So out of it I didn't notice the meds won
>>7861893
Statsss
>>7861868
>She lets out a deep sigh and wraps her tails around Anon like a scarf, and says nothing at first.
>>7861893
The medicine won? Sounds like it's here to help too.
>>7861893
Get some fucking rest, dude.
Thanks for hosting. Lots of fluids. Lots.
>>7861907
Thanks for hosting.
>>7861964
No problem fa.m
A shame I killed the bread though.
>>7861946
>Blinks and looks over to Anon as their weight shifts. She sighs with a smile.
Well I was going to tell them the same thing but rest is just as important..
>>7861907
>Fucking mobile I swear.
I thank you sir or madam for placing this place over your well-being. Though, may I suggest not doing that... often, as people do care for your health.
>>7861979
Kill yourself.
Hello darkness my old friend
Well, it's middday, so I guess these threads would end up being very slow. Is that normally the case?
>>7861993
...What have I done to offend you?
>>7862004
Rest well.
>>7862050
>muh midday
>muh weekday
>muh weekend
It's always dead, people who say otherwise are in denial.
>>7862050
Yeah it's usually dead around this time but will pick up later
>>7862057
And we got you to thank for it, King Knight.
>>7862070
You're welcome.
>>7862052
Kill yourself
>>7862052
kys
>>7861864
...hello?
>Ignis awkwardly continues standing there, his hand out.
>>7862057
Glad it's fucking dead. It should just stay dead forever.
>>7862244
Stfu, King Knight.
>>7862252
lol kys kid
>>7862091
>>7862229
Stop telling them to and just kill them already!
>just had a bunch of people rping earlier
>anons still won't shut the fuck up about how we're dying
lol
>>7862274
Shut the fuck up King Knight. Kill yourself already.
>>7862274
lmao good one!!! xDDDdDD
>>7862274
Not much of a difference with their Aussa tier RP desu
>>7862286
kys
>>7862297
Hahhaha!!!! Upvoted xDDDdD! :3c
>>7862295
Fuck off King Knight
>>7862306
>King Knight
>>7862303
Kill Yourself
>>7862313
I miss Alma
>>7862091
>>7862229
For what purpose? I've done nothing.
>>7862322
XD lmao good one friendo!! :3
>game ends
>thread immediately turns into a shitposting fest
>>7862231
>Slowly reaches her hand forward, looking a bit confused.
Um.. Hello.. I'm Ahri it's... A pleasure to meet you.
>>7862336
Fuck off King Knight.
>>7862336
XDdddD nice meme friendo. You browse le 8gauge as well???? :3
>>7862330
Kill yourself.
>>7862354
Kill Yourself
>>7862363
upvoted!!! Rddit gold incomin 4 u mai friend :3
>>7862354
kys KK
>>7862336
I'm not trying to help.
>>7862369
rude ;-((((((( ur not naizu
Why are we shitposting King Kuck? Shouldn't we shitpost an oldfag that is actually relevant?
>>7862336
lol kys kid
>>7862367
Kill Yourself
So this is how it ends? I expected more of a bang.
>>7862388
nawwww :3 nuh-uh, neverr :333
>>7862389
kys baron
>>7862389
kys baron
>>7862389
kys baron
>>7862391
>>7862395
>>7862400
Tell him that yourselves.
stob shidpostin or els
>>7862406
kys baron
>>7862406
kys baron
>>7862406
kys baron
>>7862358
My word...
>She shakes her head from side to side.
Good bye, sir or madam.
>Begrudgingly, the Empress offers a bow to the individual before turning her back to them.
May... ugh, fortune smile upon you.
>Thus, she walks away with a sour expression on her face.
>>7862410
>>7862414
>>7862417
Are you three blind as well as stupid? I am not going to tell him that, I do not wish to ever speak to that tyrant, go do it yourselves.
>>7862439
kys baron
>>7862439
kys baron
>>7862439
kys baron
>>7862389
Eh? What's ending? This place isn't gonna explode all of a sudden right?
>>7862439
Might aswell stop at this point. These sad people are only gonna repeat themselves and then its all gonna end in another copypasta that people will blatantly sperg out because they have absolute no sense of humor.
first 2-4 for fisto games
>>7862459
Sophisto
>>7862346
>Ignis takes her hand, firmly shaking it, unaware of it being an entirely different person.
Ah, Ahri. Quite the unusual name for a boy. Quite the unusual name for anybody really.
But, regardless, a pleasure to make your acquaintance.
Could you point me in the direction of the nearest ATM? My sense of direction is nonexistent.
>>7862455
I would sure hope not. Where would we come back to when the rabble disperse?
>>7862421
>A drink of tropical origin, with a small umbrella sticking out of it, is held out to her.
Don't let them get to you. And don't worry. It's just fruit juice.
>>7862479
>furrows her brow, glancing down to her chest before looking back to him.
A boy...? Are you sure about that?
>He mentions something about an ATM, and she shrugs.
I'm... Not sure what that is, so... I'm afraid I can't.
>>7862480
I have an entire universe out there baby, I don't need to-
>Notices the hot chick who just talked to him, then proceeds to approach her as the only way he knows.
I'd totally be a calamity, right?
>>7862480
>Sorry mate, but I actually do have to leave.
>Maybe some other time.
>>7862459
Buttfisto
>>7862459
Reigen Arataka
>>7862553
later qt
>>7862459
Suz
>>7862531
>smiles to herself as he approaches.
It really would. I've just started settling in and everything. I'd have no where to go again.
>>7862553
>It's fine. Another time indeed.
>>7862459
Midou Ban
>>7862569
pls mrs big tiddi slut wub u gib succi?
>>7862459
Flamin' Yawn
>>7862569
>suggs
>>7862569
Weeeeeeeell in the case these bunch of dumbasses blow up the planet I've got my own way to safely bail out! And certainly there's enough space for you in my crib, baby.
>>7862600
>Her eyes light up, tails flicking behind her. With her smile, she almost lets a laugh slip.
You have a means of escape if things were to go badly and room for me? That's awfully kind of you.
>She bats her eyelashes.
Give me a list of good rpers.
What's up bees?
>>7862631
Hikki. The rest is shit.
>>7862517
>Ignis releases the "boy's" hand, his gaze not focused on her, or anything at all for that matter.
Yes. Did you not say yourself that you were a boy...though...I suppose that it's rude of me to call you that and not sir or something more formal.
>Ignis lowers his head.
I apologize.
>>7862644
kys
>>7862644
Ocelot!
>>7862654
Missed me, bae?
>>7862659
Sup' Sunny?
>>7862654
>grabs ass
>>7862644
Nothing much, cocksucker. Where the fuck have you been?
>>7862663
Not much my man.
How's life across the channel dude?
>>7862671
I've been to a cocksucking country called England. I'm only back for a week though.
>>7862680
It's actually better than I thought, except for food and wine. I already miss my new country
>>7862647
>Leans back, arching an eyebrow. Her tails casually sway back and forth
Are you alright? You seem tense, like there's something wrong. There's no need to apologize, it's alright.
>>7862631
They don't exist
>>7862629
>Dandy tries his best to resists the urge to touch her tails and pet her ears.
Y-Yeah! What is Dandy if not an interestellar gentleman who couldn't refuse to help those in need? The Aloha Oe is your home, baby!
>>7862687
I suppose all the cocks in France only need the best of the best. Bon Voyage, mon amie.
>>7862687
Glad things turned out okay. Been wondering about how you'd been taking the change of scenery.
Eruna I love you
>>7862687
How is England?
>>7862715
Merci, ma pute.
>>7862719
I have to say, vodka helped me a lot.
>>7862725
Great, except for the weather and the food.
>>7862644
Babysitting and drawing has become my daily life since january. You?
>>7862631
Soviet.
>>7862729
Ha ha, that sounds like England. Though, food isn't that bad. You just need to find the right places.
>>7862710
>She puts a hand to her chest, looking relieved as she turns to the side. Her tails left unattended for the time.
I'm so glad, Mr... Dandy, was it?
>She looks back to him, a smile crosses her face once more.
I'm Ahri, it's a pleasure to meet you.
>>7862687
You forgot Englands shitty football.
>>7862729
Weather start getting to you?