HG thread.
304th Express Games!
Lord Beerus
Ban
Miku
>>7817027
Suz
>>7817027
Avenger
Balalaika
Nrvnqsr Chaos
Filia
Sami Haeydeli
>>7817027
Kurumi and Albrecht
Hector
Ichigo
Ash Crimson
>>7817027
Dubsman the digit master
>>7817027
Patrick
Ban
Lain Iwakura
Odin
GO1
>>7817078
>off by one
Constanze
confused black man
>>7817095
Is this a bad omen?
Belarus
Reigen Arataka
>>7817109
Bad omen? WHEN THE MASTER CAN'T GET DUBS?! WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>>7817027
Mr. Bread
>>7817129
>THE END IS NIGH FAGGETS!!!
Red has got to be female. Given the way a male orgasm works there's no way 'he' hasn't figured out a way to cum without getting his hands messy.
She's fingering himself. He has a vagina that explains the rubbing up on table fetish
>>7817027
Yunita
Plain Bread-Chan
Efi Oladele
Eggman-kun
>>7817164
If it weren't for the blatant sjw propaganda I'd probably be able to enjoy Overwatch
>>7817147
Or he lied about the table thing
>>7817073
>>7817190
Swap.
>>7817202
>>7817202
I accept this challenge.
>>7817202
>>7817202
We're ready
>>7817202
Maybe this time...
>>7817208
>They aren't white so it's sjw
lmaoing @ ur life
>>7817235
Ready to fuck a table?
>>7817164
>winston got a new skin
but when is doomfist
>>7816977 (Miku)
... Y-you're right.. Maybe use Luka's?
>>7817230
I accept you bby
>>7817243
Fuck off Sweden.
Bloodbath!
>>7817252
When they hire Terry Crews.
>>7817263
>But what'd we do?
>>7817276
>>7817285
Destroyed your country and heritage in the name of multiculturalism
>>7817276
Game time!
>>7817259
Now that's just mean.
>>7817298
O-oh... thank fuck I'm only part Swedish and I've never actually been there.
>>7817285
You were retarded, thats what you did
>"Lets let in some refugees guys!"
>rape goes up 80%
>"F-fucking patriarchy white males!"
>>7817307
How about Len's? You said you didn't like him..
>Searching for ava pics on jewgle
>One of the top results when searching her name is "rule 34"
>>7817276
Sometimes, you don't need to grab something from the cornucopia to win.
>>7817321
Not to mention murders and literal grenade attacks
>>7817276
Albrecht don't trust you, so i'm not going to trust you
>>7817276
Day one.
>>7817331
And rioting, setting fire to cars, launching fireworks at eachother.
>>7817329
>>7817363
Oh yeah. How is Rikeby holding up by the way?
>>7817335
I'm not going to trust you near my tables either.
>>7817329
>Tfw literally only one porn image of my ava
>>7817349
Ban Remover Miku armed and ready!
>>7817327
Ha, Len doesn't have any money...little freeloader
>>7817391
>tfw no porn images of my ava
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>7817383
Night one.
>>7817349
In your dreams sweet cheeks!
>>7817390
Kek is that Red
>>7817433
Yes
>>7817410
Guess I'll just sit here and freeze then.
>>7817027
Amami Rantaro
>>7817433
Indeed
>>7817443
>>7817410
>trying to kill Ban
>>7817329
>tfw porn folder consisting of all good porn images of my ava, plus some sfw footfag stuff
>>7817459
>>7817460
That's a good movie.
But also... WHY?
>>7817460
Dubsman doen fucked up
>>7817460
Didn't think he'd go flying like that, wow...
>>7817474
How about some peace?
>>7817494
>doen
Anon...
>>7817404
W-what about Gakupo..? He's sort of like me so it should be fine right?
>>7817460
Bathing in public wasn't so bad afterall.
>>7817510
That's cute. They don't imaginary tea llike they used to you know.
>>7817443
Whoa slow down there speed racer, save some spots for the rest of us!
>>7817510
The key is to not watch the clock.
>>7817528
No way, your money is way better!
>>7817510
Now how about you start killing again?
>>7817565
The competition sure was rough
>>7817549
I'm sure there are more than enough spots for everyone here.
>>7817565
I never win these little races though...
>>7817565
Night three.
>>7817555
My money is better somehow? I don't really follow, it's just money..
>>7817565
Y'know kid, I can always steal it back - I'm a GetBacker afterall.
>>7817610
[Annoyed sighing]
>>7817588
I was being sarcastic...
>>7817610
Day four.
>>7817654
I'm not being sarcastic. There's no reason to be with you here.
>>7817658
But I'm supposed to remove him...now what do I do!?
>>7817616
But it's so much better to spend that isn't yours
>>7817668
Both Bans are involved in some explosive incident.
Who's hungry?
>New Overwatch hero is a 11 year old niglet
Yaaay
test
>>7817669
Ah.. I see.. I guess I can just wait till my next paycheck..
>>7817667
Eugh...nevermind, forget I said anything.
>>7817705
That was the worst feast in the history of the Hunger Games.
>>7817705
Hmm, what happens if I refuse?
>>7817713
Next time I'll make it up to you buy buying you some ice cream with my own money this time.
>>7817739
hehe...I just wanted to hang out...heh...
>>7817739
Day five. Also the final five.
>>7817735
What's wrong, Ash? You can be as open as you need to be with me. We are friends, after all. I may be able to help you out with whatever's bothering you.
>>7817800
Night five.
I haven't played Overwatch in forever. Doomfist better be a fucking tank because I swear to god I need more tanks. Winston is great, but I need more. Lemme guess tho, the nig is actually a DPS.
>>7817828
Doomfist hasn't even been announced yet. We probably get that african 11yo.
>>7817813
Day six.
It's over.
>>7817742
Miku, you have to understand, your brother still has his pride as a man..! I-it's embarrassing having my sister buying stuff for me..
>>7817828
What's wrong with DVA or Roadhog?
>>7817862
>Patrick kills table fucker
How can one starfish be so based?
>>7817862
Congratulations Patrick, you are the new winner of the Express Games!
>>7817798
Why do you keep insisting that we are friends? I told you that I consider very few people friends. I hardly know you.
>>7817828
Is Winston the only tank you play? Cause there are a lot better tanks than just him.
>>7817900
And thanks for playing!
>>7817862
The ocean is taking a lot of wins today, congrats!
>>7817868
Too bad! I'm gonna go to the store right now!
Later everyone! And thanks for hosting Mokou!!
It's not good when you see me sat in a corner, been quiet.
It usually means I'm dwelling on something.
The quieter I am, the more fucked you are.
I've sat silently (occasionally turning up a song I like) for about 3 hours now.
I wouldn't want to be on my hit list right now.
I am the devils, almost immortal child.
I do not forgive.
I do not forget.
Fear me!
Also general depression / feels and fight back against oppression thread.
InB4 some anon asks what pissed me off?
I found myself living on this stupid blue ball peppered with stupid, narcissistic, self righteous life forms that have the cheek to believe they are somehow more important than me.
>>7817900
Good job, Starfish.
>>7817914
Thanks for Hostin', Mokou.
>>7817896
>that's better than ditto
>>7817929
Off yourself Baron
>>7817900
Congratulations Patrick!
Thank you very much for hosting!
>>7817927
W-wait..! Ah.. My pride.. H-have a safe trip..
>>7817906
You may not think of us as friends, but I sure do. Wording means very little, however. It's more important to show friendship through action instead of throwing about the word itself.
So tell me what's bothering you, Ash. I'll do my best to help you through these tough times.
>>7817914
Thanks once again, Mokou. This thanks doesn't change how I feel about you, however.
>>7817858
Fuck. I mean, I'm all for dark girls, but fuck lolis. And not in the way Kamina would like to interpret that.
>>7817873
>D.va
Not good at her tbqwyfam
>Roadhog
He's a DPS.
I like playing Winston because he's a useful bastard and low tiers have no clue how to shut him down. Also, he's a good distraction for Roadhog. Roadhog could be out there making priority picks, eliminating our healers, but all I have to do is jump about in front of his fat face and drop a barrier and suddenly it becomes his life's goal to kill me.
>>7817910
I play Rein, but the urge to kill squishies that I got from playing Winston so much makes me drop the shield and charge more than I should.
Also, Winston is so useful. No, we do not need a damn Rein. Winston's pretty weak for defense, and I play Rein for that, but for offense Payload and 2CP he's a tough old cunt.
>>7817900
Congrats
>>7817914
Thanks for hosting
>>7817914
Congrats to the... Starfish? Thanks for hosting.
>>7817955
Wh-what about Zarya? she's pretty fun, and stronk...
>>7817952
What, you think I'm so emotionally weak, that I need to see a would be shrink? No thank you, I'm fine.
>>7817985
>mfw she rides on top of it like Alchemist in dota 2
>>7817927
>kissu
>>7818002
too much like dva desu
plus i dont think blizz wants people shooting 11yo nigger girls in any way possible
>>7817981
I'm a terrible Zarya. Would have her grip my head between her thighs/10 tho.
I'm a main tank main, baby. My six stack used to love me. But we don't play much anymore. Fuck.
>>7817985
Greato. More omnic scum.
>>7818019
robot not omnic baka~
>>7817900
You've my many thanks for that trial.
Good afternoon, denizens of this spirit realm.
>>7817955
>>Roadhog
>He's a DPS.
What? Roadhog is a viable tank with a huge HP pool and selfheal.
>>7818036
Roadhog's kit is built for singling out squishies and removing them, not leading the front-lines like rein, dva or zarya.
>>7818024
THEY'RE ALL THE SAME TO ME
>>7818036
He's an off-tank. Major damage output, but only capable of protecting himself.
>>7817914
Again... dang it.
Thank you for hosting and thank you to the girl who gave me the chance to participate.
>>7817995
Emotionally strong is a word used by emotionally weak people. But, I know when I can't get through to people. Let's all hope you keep yourself composed and don't go insane from whatever's bugging you.
>>7818061
Emotionally strong is two words.
>>7818073
Kek
>>7818027
Spirit... Realm?
>>7818073
>>7818080
>>7818061
If you honestly think that's a possibility, then you are a fool.
>>7818027
Question, does one need a soul to be in this spirit realm?.. Because if so I'm in trouble.
>>7818027
Good afternoon to you as well. I'm not sure what you mean by spirit realm, but this is the last place I would assume to be some kind of mystical realm.
>>7818086
Spirit realm. The spirits have guided me to this land to prove myself worthy of their aid. I'm really sorry if that confuses you...but I guess this isn't one in your eyes?
>>7818155
All beings have souls, sir. We're here now, aren't we?
>>7818152
Maybe I am a fool? I'm sure you would have no qualms about putting me in that category. Even so it all comes down to you and your willingness to open up about what's bothering you.
>>7818166
A-are you sure about that? I've been told before that I don't have one by supernatural beings.
>>7818164
Even if 'real' people are here, the spirit realm is what it must be. How else could my spirit be here?
>>7818214
Pardon...why's that?
>>7818166
Yea. Uh... I don't... kinda don't care. But for the heads up, this place isn't a spirit realm at all.
>>7818224
I'd assume because I'm not technically alive and I never have been at any point.
>>7818224
I'm not all too sure about that. Perhaps it's because you were deemed to be here with all of us? Or perhaps what you thought was the spirit realm was actually real life? If you are correct then I'm starting to wonder what I'm doing here...
>>7818195
Whatever, this conversation is going nowhere and I have better things to do.
>>7818321
>slaps ass
>>7818273
As you're not the first to say, but...I am here in spirit only. What else could it be?
>>7818281
Oh...? Oh! You're a robot, of course! Wow, it's been a while...even objects have them, after all!
>>7818310
If this is the real world, then how can I be here only with my soul?
Where's (You)
>>7818355
yo its me
>>7818321
We could always change the conversation, but I don't think you care to talk to me. You might accidentally say something you shouldn't. Anyway, have a good time doing whatever you do, Ash. I'll be waiting for you to come back.
>>7818354
Because you're not your soul? I guess the only way to solve this is by you touching me. Go ahead and give me a jab. It'll solve both of our inquiry for sure.
>>7818366
Nice, hello me
how it's going
>>7818355
If you seek affirmation of your being being physically present, I suggest searching for a mirror.
>>7818370
...I've never had problems 'physically' interacting with others in the spirit realm, you should know. But I've never been able to utilize my prayers in the real world. Is that proof enough?
>>7818354
... S-so even rocks have souls? Does that mean I can make a deal with the devil using the souls of rocks?!
>>7818406
Me on the left
>man with large penis
>>7818354
Nothing. You're not a spirit.
>He scowls at you in annoyance.
Quit the act kid and get real.
>>7818392
That only opens up more questions...
If you're saying you can utilize your prayers in the spirit realm, and we're in a spirit realm right now, that means you'll be able to use your prayers, correct? Why not use it in order to settle this ordeal?
>decide to check out a library in Melbourne
>LGBTQI+ stories section
>feminist stories section
>whole shelf dedicated to communist shit
>everyone inside looks like they have either an art or a gender studies degree
Nuking Melbourne from orbit when?
>>7818446
Gender studies degree must be the most retarded thing they'll ever invent in the 21th century.
>>7818446
>feminist stories section
Are you fucking serious?
>>7818406
You shouldn't be making deals with those sorts...and they wouldn't accept one as small as that anyways, I'm sure!
>>7818443
I'd dare say that I'm at least your age, actually. Would you wish for me to prove it?
>>7818444
Of course.
>There's a flash of light, and a heavy-looking shovel appears in her hands, which she tosses up in the air and catches with a practiced ease, before planting the head in the ground.
The first Prayer I ever gained from them.
>>7818492
If rock souls are small and worthless whats a tree's soul like? Or mine for that matter?
>>7818492
Interesting...
>Amami walks up to the shovel and takes with ease, letting it sit in his hands
Why wish for a shovel? Or...why would they give you a shovel? You did say you gained this, meaning this may not be a conventional prayer.
>>7818492
I'd wish for ya' to get away from me...
>He murmured under his own breath.
..annoying brat.
>>7818539
Boy. Did you just exclude the 60+ other genders? Prepare to get your ass triggered.
>>7818576
>pansexual faggot
>>7818539
Sorry Izzy. Gonna have to do an orbital drop on your whole country.
>>7818576
That's the wonderful thing about my gender studies course, we only study the real genders.
>>7818596
Nah nah mate, just Melbourne. Most of this places alright and not filled with prissy cunts who need their manbag filled with tampons and anti-trump shit to get through the day.
>>7818514
Plants an objects are much...smaller, compared to a person or an animal. A-and, uh, well I never really convened with them over robots....
>>7818566
>It's clearly very heavy, seeming way more than it should be at the end of it.
It's for...dirty work.
>She stresses the last two words.
They saw fit to grant me it, and it's served me well. But...I know only what they deem to teach me.
>>7818575
>There's a soft flash of light, and a glowing, blue halo appears over her head.
Pardon me, sir?
>>7818629
Is the Melbourne the most populated part though?
>>7818656
populated with cunts.
>>7818666
Satan confirmed
>>7818656
The most populated of Victoria. Dunno about country wide but it's atleast the most statewide.
>>7818666
Hail Satan.
>>7818576
those other genders are social constructs that just enforce gender roles
I'm fucking triggered
>>7818631
Mine would be smaller than, all things that are mechanical are objects after all right?
>>7818631
Dirty work, eh?
>Despite the weight of the shovel he effortlessly sticks it back into the ground
So they want you to dig holes outside of a juvenile prison center?
>he knew his joke was poorly timed, but smiles at her regardless.
Of course, I'm only kidding. I understand that they want you to do shady things with this. As long as I'm not on your list, then I think we can get along perfectly fine. I'm Amami Rantaro, by the way. I would shake your hand, but I'm afraid I can't do that for you. You have to be extra careful around here when it comes to friendliness.
Melbourne. The city where those savage gay biker raiders from Mad Max 2 are actually real.
Do you know who's kinda cute desu?
>>7818734
Yuno?
>>7818734
Yuno?
>>7818734
You?
>>7818734
>
>>7818734
Yuno?
>>7818749
I agree
>pets
>>7818734
You know
>>7818734
Me?
>>7818734
Little sister types?
>>7818734
if you say "gabriel" i'm gonna destroy you
>>7818631
>He covers his face as the flash bursts. He scans his eyes towards the halo in astonishment.
What? What the hell is that above your head?
>>7818699
I...I really don't know, honestly. I haven't seen one of you in years!
>>7818734
Not at all.
>>7818700
A...messier sort of dirty work.
>She clenches, and unclenches her hands, before pulling it out the ground and resting it on her shoulder.
They ask violence of me only as a trial of character, and have never forced me to attack an innocent.
...I do not fail them. Fluorette, it's-it's nice to meet actual people.
>>7818754
>>7818771
Go back to fucking tables.
>>7818781
A halo, sir. A gift and prayer that the spirits granted me, and like all the others, works only in the spirit realm.
>She offers a bow.
Is this proof enough?
>>7818792
>you will never stay in the painting with her and keep her company
>>7818734
Paula?
>>7818782
In years? Are they dying out where you're from? We're pretty common here.
>>7818782
That's still kind of harsh. Don't these gods believe in rehabilitation? Think of how many creatures you could have saved if you rehabilitated them instead of killing them. I don't exactly know of your circumstances, so forgive me for speaking so blindly about your trials.
>Amami pauses for a long time after she said "real people". His facial expression doesn't changes at all during his stare down with the girl
Charmed. I hope you're not one to take things at face value. That would be somewhat problematic.
>>7818744
>>7818746
>>7818750
Y-yeah, let's go with that... she's here, right? hahaha...
>>7818748
N-no, you mean Yuno of course.
>>7818757
I do.
>>7818762
Maybe, I dunno.
>>7818771
How do you know? Not even kidding, I was going to say that, along with "the table thing is kinda adorable".
>seriously, how did you know, you weren't even posting
>>7818749
Well she looks fluffy, but too mature for cute.
>>7818765
Is that you? The sisters are usually cuter.
>>7818782
Paula is.
>>7818826
This girl is. >>7818782
>>7818812
>you will never pet the fluffy tail
>>7818809
>i don't do that anymore desu
>>7818844
>Pets the trap
>>7818844
You saying Paula isn't cute?
>>7818844
No, I'm not a sister. I do have some back at home though. They're all cute little buggers.
>>7818844
Gab-chan is the WORST GIRL!
>Swats trappy with newspaper.
Bad! Bad!
>>7818826
I haven't really been around in civilization in...a looong time...
>>7818837
I fight only in self-defense!
>There's a glare on her face for just a second, and the grip on her shovel tightens, before the weapon vanishes.
They would never force me to harm an actual person, I'm sure of it.
...Why's that?
>>7818844
Huh? Who?
>>7818844
You're the only person that says stuff like that, is disgusting
>>7818810
I can't guarentee for sure, really. This is all to sudden.
>He scratches the flakes off his damaged hair.
Sorry I doubted you earlier kid.
>>7818863
>>7818877
I-I'm getting mixed messages here...
>surrenders
>>7818873
I-I don't know, maybe she is. I haven't seen her.
>>7818876
Huh, what did you mean by "sister types"? Did you not mean a guy that likes his sisters?
>>7818925
Paula. You should ask him about her.
>>7818934
Aww, come on. And that doesn't answer my question.
>>7818845
>she will never protect you/you will never protect her
>>7818959
Anon stop you've gone too far
You're gonna make her cry
>>7818971
S-Shit.
>pets quickly then jumps off a cliff
>>7818925
You're sure? Well, as long as you're sure. I don't think Gods would ever betray those that follow them, but who am I to judge? The only Gods we have in here are the ones that gives us an arena to fight in.
Why you ask? Because if you had to judge me before knowing me then what conclusion would you come to?
>>7818958
I mean a sisterly type of girl. Those are the kinds of girls I think are cute.
>>7818925
Then where do you get soap? Or those trendy clothes? Because those clothes look really fashionable..
>>7818958
I-I'm not going to supply you with cute girls anymore..!
>>7819002
Hand them over!
I need one for going to sleep.
>>7818988
Ohh, then I agree. Too bad I don't have one. Or any other sibling.
>>2582308
No, YOU fuck off.
oh shit! accidently dropped this cute girl!
>>7819114
>snatches
>>7819119
>nom
>>7818940
It's certainly fine. This is all a very...convoluted matter.
>The halo vanishes.
I have further prayers as well, if you need that.
>>7818958
I don't understand...
>>7818988
Perhaps this is why they've sent me here, to prove myself truly worthy, even in combat.
...You don't seem to be so cruel. I feel no genuine maliciousness from you.
>>7819002
W-w-well, that's, uuhm....
>She clears her throat awkwardly.
>>7819095
>replying to an almost 1 year old post
>>7819059
I don't think cute girls will help you fall asleep.. But here I guess.
>>7819132
!?
>>7819137
Oh. I meant him >>7819002
>>7819152
They will if I can borrow them.
>>7819157
>>7819173
Did you just bite me?? Ahhh!
>>7819059
I cannot tell you how nice it is to have a cute girl run up to you and call you onii-chan. Too bad all my sisters hate me for being a bad older brother.
>>7819137
Hmh...I like you. You're not as bad as the others I've met here. It's almost as if you've been blinded by the light that these gods give off, but that alone isn't all that bad when you're in the depths of a place such as this. To me I think they've picked a good person for them to guide.
>>7819137
Ah.. Mystical nonsense, gotcha, it's better that then you saying you didn't have soap... A-anyway, my name's Kaito.
>>7819157
Borrow them? You can't borrow Haku, you can have that other girl I don't know.
>>7819185
You can call me retard, but you can't wryyyyyy, cause you aren't DIO
PMW
>>7819185
>unzips your pants
>>7819137
You're still no different from the rest of these freaks, and invest those prayers for your own sake. Cause you're going to need it once the games begin.
>>7819198
That's probably why you can't tell me...
W-well I have to go sleep now, maybe I'll dream of having a sister.
>>7819216
ok deal
>borrows
>>7819220
T-too cute to stay mad...
>>7819251
>wears no pants
>>7819157
I still don't get it...
>>7819198
I must have faith in others, and in what the spirits say, if I'm ever to reach my goal.
...I only hope they continue to believe what you believe.
>>7819261
...Freaks? My sake? What do you mean...??
>>7819216
R-right. Yeah. Mystical nonsense....
>She coughs uncomfortably, before clasping her hands together and offering a bow.
Fluorette. It's a pleasure meeting you.
>>7819295
Sweet dreams, Aikawa-kun. Maybe if you dream hard enough your very own sister will appear in the morning.
>>7819310
If they stop, then what do you plan on doing? Surely a smart girl like yourself has already thought of a plan B.
>>7819295
>Shudders.
It's like watching a spider with a butterfly..
>>7819310
>He watches awkwardly then does a little bow as well.
T-there's really no need to be so formal.. You're not addressing royalty or anything.. But Fluorette.. You won the other day right?
>>7819295
>>7819360
Once again I thought anime made things cute and not ugly
>>7819295
>aikawa will never have an older sister that teases him
Hon hon hon~
>>7819310
S-sorry... Maybe another time then, I have to go now.
>>7819345
Thaanks, niiight.
>>7819356
Oh come on, she doesn't look like a spider at all.
>>7819360
>takes home and keeps
>>7819384
I know that feel
>>7819310
Did I stutter...? Don't make me repeat myself.
>>7819393
Fuck off frenchie
Hon hon hon Oui ouI baguette Eiffel tower
>aikawa will never be your friend
>>7819345
If they no longer deem me worthy...then so be it. I must continue, even if they won't aid me. I've gone quite literally too far to turn back.
>>7819393
Huh?
>>7819356
I-I don't get to meet people often.
Well...yes. I did. But proceeded to be bested in the beginning many a time. The spirits are not pleased...
>>7819404
But of course.
>>7819411
>She doesn't look scared, just completely confused.
I don't understand you meaning is all, sir!
>>7819422
why not
>>7819404
I meant you! You're the creepy crawly one..
>>7819432
I wouldn't blame such a thing on a higher power, everyone has days like that.
But I think that guy wanted you to ask me who Paula was, but he's not the best at.. N-never mind.
>>7819432
So in other words, you're too insane to go back to being a normal person? It may sound strange, but I know how you feel. There's a certain amount of bodies one sees before snapping a bit and either going off the deep end or shutting ones self out completely from society.
Would you believe me if I said I've witness countless of murders before? You you believe me if I said I've killed once before as well? You should, considering anything is possible when you first meet a stranger. That's why I asked you if you take things at face value or not. Most times people see a pretty face and that's it, but they couldn't be any more wrong.
>>7819486
>eavesdrops.
>
the announcer from brawl is the same announcer from bill nye the science guy
>>7819514
Bill confirmed for smash?!
>>7819486
...W-what!? No! No, not at all! I mean I'm too far gone as in...w-well, I've moved too far from civilization! It's been years since I saw a building other than an ancient shrine, even longer since I saw a person in the flesh! I'd be totally lost if I tried retracing my steps, and I'd never find the cure! Don't just jump to conclusions like that!
>>7819478
I would never blame them for it! I mean they must be displeased with how I kept being defeated...
>>7819432
Quit calling me sir, I'm no sir, I'm Thorfinn.
The people you see around here are freaks. I could hardly understand any of them or their motivation for being in a dump like this.
And if I were you -- you wouldn't want to mess to much with me.
>>7819551
But you said it as if they had something to do with your defeat, if they're displeased in a defeat they took part in that doesn't make much sense to me..
NGW
G
W
>>7819513
...
Kaito-kun, what are you doing?
>>7819551
>Amami slips back out of his serious persona. His face morphs from a serious, stern expression into his usual smiling face
Aha, sorry, sorry! I didn't mean to unleash all of that on you!
The more I look at you the more I see someone that's a little...how do I say this...washed up? It's actually weird to find someone like you, because I'm the complete opposite.
>Amami reaches into his back pocket and digs out a passport to give to the girl
I'll let you see for yourself, I guess.
>>7819619
>Almost done with the game I plan on hosting, anon.
>>7819635
please call me trash
>>7819622
... Birdwatching.
>>7819638
Why would you want me to call you trash?
>>7819663
I was unaware that I was a bird. What bird do I resemble, hm~? I really would like to know.
>>7819684
A cuck
>>7819720
That's very rude of you to say, anonymous.
>>7819554
You're a man, that's a sir enough. I'm Fluorette.
>She clasps her hands together like in a prayer and bows.
I'm here only because the spirits wish to test me with this place. I assure you, messing with anyone is the last intention I have, truly.
>>7819609
T-that wasn't my intention at all! Rather...I doubt they'd like my incompetence.
>>7819622
You're a confusing person. A-and what do you mean, washed up?
>She slowly looks at the passport, taking it.
This is all very...strange.
>>7819776
Maybe washed up wasn't the right word. Old fashioned maybe? My point is, you look like someone that has been alone for quite some time.
>he nods and takes the passport back
I see you don't really know what you're looking at. You see, I've traveled to all kinds of places before. Traveling is one of m favorite things to do.
>he flips around in his passport and shows her a picture of a kitten he took
Here's a picture of a cat I took while visiting the Mediterranean. It's cute, isn't it? Ah, but enough of me showing off. You probably don't like me doing this.
>>7819663
...
>Bread-chan answers the man's questions as birds feed among his fruits of love.
The birds. The birds... the birds of hope. Hopes is a thing with feathers that perches in the soul and sings the tunes without words and never stops at all. Hope sings and never answers.
>>7819818
Bread-kun x Bread-chan
>>7819818
>eats crust
>>7819815
You make of the first half-dozen people I've been able to actually talk with in the past...many, many years...
>She just frowns in confusion at the sights.
Actually, as it is, I just, well. I don't get it. I don't recognize any of those places' names, and I've never seen a cat that small.
So my mother just got rushed to the Hospital for drinking a powder that makes you loose weight.
Im scared, and I dont know what to do.
>>7819867
tell yo momma she a dumpass
>>7819684
Err.. A water dikkop? B-because you're really close to people who might kill you..? Like how they do with their nests.
>>7819776
All this stuff about spirits controlling if you get wins or not is a little.. I don't know, I mean I'm a machine and I don't like the thought of having my strings pulled like that.
>>7819818
W-what..? I'm pretty sure you'd hate birds because they-..
>He is cut off by a bird landing on the bread man's head, it starts pecking his head.
>>7819776
...You're sounding like a bit of those christians Askeladd was ranting about, what's got your head in these made up spirits you're talking about?
And if you just so happen to be a spirit yourself, how come I'm not seeing any of these guys at all?
>>7819867
That's pretty stupid anon. Tell your mother not to do that again if she lives.
>>7819875
Thats not funny,she started to vomit and her blood pressure went high.
Im legitimately scared I might loose my mom.
>>7819861
You've never heard of any of these places before...? I don't really know how to react to this. I've never met a person as closed off as you before. At first I thought you were some shut-in, but now I'm under the impression you were born as some sort of mountain hermit.
>Amami scratches the back of his head and give the girls an even more confused look
Would you...like to accompany me in my travels? I don't really like asking people this, but you're a different case.
>>7819891
That's an odd thing to say to me. Why would you say I'm close to people that might kill me? Have you been eavesdropping, Kaito-kun?
>>7819924
doesn't change that she a dumpass
>>7819924
That's why you don't take those sorts of things. It was probably recommended in doses
>>7819867
At least if she dies she'll lose the weight of having to raise such a failure of a son.
>>7819924
If she dies upload pics
>>7819963
>Kaito
>>7819975
Like a smiling dead mom in the pool
>>7819891
In the event of having a bird perched on your head, I believe it's best to remain calm in this situation. Kaito... don't move.
>>7819858
>>7819841
You both are too kind, too kind.
>>7819684
>>7819818
I have mislinked.
>>7819891
THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M SAYING AT ALL!
>She flinches as if just realizing what she said.
...O-oh. Oh, I'm so sorry about that!
>>7819904
Christian, that sounds almost familiar...and they aren't false at all!
>She clears her throat to calm herself.
They've promised to show me to what I seek, in exchange for passing their trials. And the prayers they've granted me are proof they aren't fictional, if you don't remember. Why do you stay so suspicious?
>>7819928
In all my life, I've only known of the city I was born in, and it doesn't even have a name.
>She blinks in clear surprise, a hint of red coming to her face.
As much as I might like to have company on my journey, I'm...afraid I can't accept your offer.
>>7819987
>>7819867
Have faith. All will be well.
>>7819987
You need to show support for your mother. Get to the hospital or something
>>7819987
I was legitimately saying she was probably supposed to take a certain dosage you fucking idiot I wasn't making light of your situation
Plus you're on 4chan so what do you expect?
>>7819928
N-no I'd say the same about most people here, I mean we've been killed by friends before while here right?
>>7819991
>Kaito swats it off at full force, the bird is launched off of his head.
Huh? Do what now..?
>>7820003
You shouldn't get so worked up over this.. Stress has been known to lead to death.
>>7819987
Instead of posting on 4chan, you should show support to your mother immediately.
>>7819987
She probably didn't eat before
>>7819818
>>7819991
I see...I didn't understand a lick of what nonsense come out of your mouth. Please don't talk in riddles.
>>7820003
And why's that? If you're worried about me being able to provide then please throw that notion out. I have more than enough money to give to you and everyone else here.
>>7820054
Haha, I wouldn't say that about everyone here. There are some people pure enough as to not touch another person in a harmful way. Maybe it's you that's surrounding themselves with violent people since you've got a warped perspective on things. Consider most people here a victim of circumstance and nothing else, Kaito-kun.
>>7820054
I-I'm sorry, sometimes I get...frustrated, and then I do some...bad things...
>>7820091
We walk entirely different paths, of that I'm certain. And if it wasn't obvious...you're talking only to the manifestation of my soul, not my real body. I'm not 'really' here.
>>7820003
Well you conjured the halo yourself didn't you - I don't see these spirits anywhere? You're the source of your own power, unless these invisible spirits are brave enough to show up now.
NGW
>>7820166
Any day now
>>7820166
>Never ever.
>>7820129
Then the offer goes to your manifestation soul. It's a little more convenient this way anyhow. You don't have to feed a soul food or pay for a hotel room. Even so, I don't see how your soul and your physical form are any different from one another. No matter how you look at it, it's still you.
>>7820127
Surrounding myself with violent people? I don't think my friends are very violent, it's just the things that happen in the arena are hard to control is all. B-but how's my perspective warped?
>>7820129
Oh, so that's why you live away from people! But.. It got lonely so you came to visit with people, hope nothing gets you that frustrated again then.
>>7820143
It is my power, but they were the ones who provided that. Without them...I would be nowhere.
>>7820194
I must awake myself from this trance at some point. Then, it returns to my body. When I resume the trance, I'll be at wherever the shrine is in the spirit realm. I-I'm sure you understand the problem here.
>>7820241
Not at all! I live away because I'm a traveler.
>She then sighs.
So very lonely. I can only hope not...I was barely able to keep myself from lashing out.
What I meant before was...the spirits only observe me in my trials, or provide their gifts. They have only reason to be upset at my loss.
Can't see me. Can't see me. Neither can he. No one can see me. No. Go away. I'm not here.
>>7820054
>Bread-Chan unleashes a barrage of bread punches on Kaito.
YOU ASSHOLE! THAT WAS AN INNOCENT ANIMAL YOU JUST KILLED! A BIRD! YOU NAIVE FAILED EXCUSE OF A MACHINE!
>>7820091
Nonsense, huh? You seem familar with it, could you explain your nonsense I'm hearing?
>>7820267
I can't see you but I sure as hell can hear you.
>punches the area where the noise was coming from
>>7820241
Assuming we're all violent killers all because we're all here in a place such as this. At first glance that may be the case, but I think we're much more than wild savages. If you take the time to talk to some of these fine people you'll understand that the last thing they want to do is kill people in a senseless, violent, gruesome way. As I've said before, some of us are victims of circumstance.
>>7820264
I understand completely...I guess we'll have to start small then.
>Amami takes out a small book from his back pocket
Do you keep your memory once you return to your body, Fluorette? If so I think I have just the thing for you.
>>7820267
I can see you perfectly fine.
>>7820272
I think the nonsense you're hearing is your own words. Are you okay? I think you may have some sort of head injury. You should calm down and sleep a bit.
>>7820307
>She nods briefly.
Of course I do, but I don't magically gain anything physical from it...
>>7820272
I want to make love to bread-chan in front of bread-kun
>>7820361
Dude, why not do it with both and make a sandwich?
>>7820381
Now this is the ideas man.
>>7820381
lmfao
Ramlethal's Rockin' Bod + Sanae's Bitchin' Tits = ?
>>7820307
I savored a delicious treat of lavender tea bread of course I'm okay. But if all you're hearing is drivel, then you're doing a good job speaking it.
>>7820339
>upon hearing that, he gives her the tiny book
Here. Since you can't travel, I figured I would give this to you. It's a book about the Island of Aland. I was going to use it for when I went there next, but I think you might find more enjoyment out of it. Maybe once this situation you're in is all said and done you'll be able to come with me. I'll make sure to save Aland just for that occasion.
>>7820397
A woman, obviously.
>>7820410
Can you blame me? We're nowhere close to being on the same wavelength. It could be because you're a man with bread for a head, but who could know for sure?
>>7820264
.... I think I heard enough for now, I'm going on my way.
>>7820264
Well I don't mean to upset you but you'll lose a lot more than you'll will, so you should get used to it.. That sounded kind of cruel, I'm sorry.
>>7820272
>The bird that was launched only went as far as it did because it had opened it wings and flew away, Kaito's not a monster, he wouldn't hit anything hard enough to kill it. But the Bread man noticed too late and Kaito lies there, injured.
>>7820307
I don't assume that.. I just know that everyone has the capability to kill, especially here. I don't think anyone is really bad.. I mean even Ash is someone I think is nice. Are you.. Trying to make me question myself?
>>7820391
>>7820393
I try dudes.
>>7820428
...Is that so? At least it can keep me occupied a bit...
You should know that it might take me a...long, long time to finish that goal. But still, uhm, well...thank you for this.
>She allows a tiny bit of a smile to come to her face, stowing the book inside of her sleeves.
I'm in your debt.
>>7820452
Is it really that hard to believe? W-well, have safe travels.
>>7820467
That may be so, but I can't accept such a-such a pathetic loss! And neither can they.
You are still up? Go to bed or you're grounded for two weeks.
>>7820491
that's gay
>>7820515
Dude you're not my mom.
>>7820428
That's because you're poor and I'm RICH n free; if there's anything to sate your appetite, you might aswell head back in the line with the rest.
>>7820535
GO TO BED!
>>7820494
The least you can do is last longer than the blood bath I suppose. You can't expect to win them all is just what I'm trying to say is all.
>>7820532
It's totally not! Just make sure your balls aren't touching. Everyone knows that.
>>7820551
WHO EVEN ARE YOU?
>>7820571
bruh
it's your mom
>>7820467
I wouldn't dare make you question yourself, Kaito-kun. I'm just making sure you have faith in your fellow acquaintances. It wouldn't be any fun for you if you go around assuming people want to kill all because they're here right now.
But you're definitely right about one thing. Everyone here has the capability to kill. In that sense you'd have to be careful, right? But...that would be contradicting to what I've just said...my oh my, what a predicament this has become.
>>7820494
No, you're not in debt to me. Do I look like someone that would be cruel enough to ask for something in return...? Actually, don't answer that. I don't want to hear your answer. Regardless, I'll wait for you. I know it may take a good bit, and I could possibly die before then, but I don't mind saving one little place to enjoy with someone else. It's not everyday I get to take others with me to places like that. It might actually be enjoyable for once.
>>7820586
That is NOT my Mom. My Mom isn't some blonde lady. She doesn't even LOOK like me!
>>7820546
What a baseless assumption. How could you say I'm poor without knowing who I am or what I have? I guess this means you not only have bread for a head, but bread for a brain as well? I guess a better question is how you ended up having an edible head in the first place?
>>7820603
bruh you don't think i know what your mom looks like?
dude we're related
>>7820552
That's exactly my desire. How can I be worthy, if I can't even get my foot in the door...?
>>7820515
>She doesn't even notice the statement.
>>7820602
A lack of desire for compensation only makes me feel worse about it.
>She bows to him deeply.
Again, thank you. I hope one day I can take you up on that offer.
>>7820635
Oh ha ha anon, real funny.
>notices bulge
OwO
>>7820467
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Kaito... you're rich enough to fund yourself a new body, the least you could do stop moping around as if I did anything bad to you. SERIOUSLY I'M NOT SPEAKING OUT OF MY OWN....ASS. GET UP AND SHOW SOME DIGNITY!
>>7820646
You shouldn't feel bad about anything. You shouldn't even be bowing to me right now. If there's one thing I dislike the most it's others feeling the need to bow to me for silly reasons. I'm not a god or any sort of god-like variant. I'm a regular human being like...maybe half of the people here. If you excuse the bird man, robot, and talking breadhead that is.
>>7820674
>Notices OwO
Bulge
>>7820690
I have seen much more unusual in my travels through the spirit world.... E-even so, I only mean to show you respect, truly!
>>7820735
>OwO Bulge
Notices
is it bad that i'm interested in erp?
>>7820750
Nope! I'll even help ease you in if you want. Wanna contact me on Discord in private?
>>7820602
It's alright, I know what you're trying to say, but I only mean that inside the actual arena I trust them otherwise. Oh but, I have an unusual question, which do you prefer, stargazing or cloudwatching?
>>7820646
You can't control luck you know, either it happens or it doesn't, you shouldn't beat yourself up over it.
>>7820676
Five more minutes..
>Lays his head on a rock as if it were a pillow.
>>7820633
Because I know so, my status and power stands triumphant across all planes wealth. I have a bread for a head and a bread for a brain but that's a long story I'll save for later.
>>7820762
>Bolin or Kamina
>>7820762
No thanks. i would like to get into it the slowest possible
>>7820739
As much as I appreciate that, there's no need for it. There are other ways of going about this, such as being kind to me, or even talking to me every now and then. Simple things like that go a long way.
>>7820770
Stargazing. It's a lot more calming when you're out at sea to stare into the night sky than to stare into a sky with a blinding sun. Why're you interested in knowing? is this an invitation to stargaze with you? While I'm touched I'll have to decline. I don't particularly swing that way, kaito-kun.
>>7820783
Why not tell me now?
>>7820784
Thats obviously wiggins.
>>7820770
>He slaps a slab of ¥200000000000 yen on Kaito's forehead.
Here's a pillow to ease your pain.
>Bread-Chan
>>7820770
I must continue fighting harder, for their sake. Even if it's mere luck.
>>7820818
I'm afraid I can't truly help you with that first part...I have little to offer.
>She finally properly opens her eyes, exposing those violet orbs.
...But if you would allow me, I'd be more than happy to talk again.
>>7820830
Wiggins Erps?
>>7820810
Just come over and practice as anon
>>7820762
Do you also help with RP in general?
These Threads used to be fun when Dr. Pig was Around
>>7820864
Oh my sweet summer child...
>>7820870
Fuck off Dr Pig you underage newfag
>>7820864
Where the fuck have you been?
>>7820870
Fuck off Dr Pig
>>7820818
I would of gone stale as this dull conversation if I stayed much longer - just kidding I have annoying errands to contend with. Buh-Bye.
>Bread-Chan
>>7820857
I would love nothing more than that. Forgive me for sounding a bit strange with those requests, but it's nice to have others to talk to in a friendly way. With all I've been through and will most likely have to go through it'll be something I don't normally do as often as others might. Seeing how you don't talk to others often either I believe it's in our best interest.
>>7820907
I don't see how a piece of bread could run errands, but so be it. Until next time.
>>7820867
They're gonna notice my typing style. maybe some other day
>>7820818
T-that's not why I asked.. I was just interested in hearing your answer is all, I figured I might waste time by seeing what people prefer out of the two.
>>7820831
>The large stack of cash his his head hard enough to make him pass out.
>>7820857
I suppose it's good that you're not going to waver from that, but just don't get too bent out of shape over it.
>>7820907
Bye-bye Mr. Bread!
So how many newfags have we gained this year so far?
>>7820937
but i want to tease you while you're trying to erp
>>7820944
kek
zero. keep getting chased off by oldfag shitposters
>>7820944
1-lana
>>7820944
7
We also lost a few of those newfags but still
WHY ARE THERE NO HOSTS HOSTING ANY GAMES?!!!
>>7820944
That one Pokemon ava.
Bye Faggots
>>7820963
I'm up for hosting if you give me 5 minutes
>>7820953
Maybe the day when they forget about the memes about me
>>7820963
BECAUSE OF STANDARD FAGS
>>7820978
Sounds good bud
>>7820942
It's a silly thing to ask. Usually people ask more generalized questions instead, so you can't blame me in thinking there's a reason behind you asking me something like that.
>>7820983
That it is! You seem like a lovely girl with a few imperfection, but that doesn't mean won't get along. Let's just hope our agendas don't get in the way. It would be a shame if we turned into enemies later down the line.
>Amami
>>7821011
WHY ARE WE TYPING IN CAPS?!?!
>>7821011
I'M SORRY, I HAVE TO FUCKING READ WALDEN AND WRITE A PAPER ON IT BY THURSDAY, IT'S LIKE 20% OF MY FINAL GRADE