Welcome back, you magnificent bastard.
This is going to end soon
>>7814759
Thanks Spider Nigger
Hellooooooo
>>7814781
I'm not doing this because I care about your or because I think we're similar. It's the exact opposite. I think you're nothing like me, so I wish to know more about you, but for that I have to make sure you won't leave this world yet.
Is that fine by you? If I help you because of such selfish reasons? Well, this is your only option, so I don't think you'll refuse it.
>>7814781
4th wave of death
>>7814797
Hi there
>>7814820
1 death again
Thanks for hosting Vader, hopefully there will be more people today.
Ciao
>>7814797
Hellooooooo to you too. Stretching it out like that wasn't necessary, and it sounds way too childish, so you shouldn't do that.
>>7814835
F
She's waiting for Rammy and Kaito in heaven....
>>7814835
s-so no kicks legs?
>>7814825
Final 5
>>7814835
Well
>>7814835
Fun fact: that was not the last post.
>>7814836
But I'm a loli
abo pussy is the best <3
>>7814857
I should be thankful for receiving these, yet I can't do that. This water will help out in the future, so I can keep going in this game without stopping, but I'm not sure if that's a good thing.
Good. That's noot the word I should use here, because I'm just not sure if that's the right thing, or the right road for me. I'm still uncertain of my own future, but I guess that's fine. That's how it's supposed to be.
>>7814857
RIP Rock, Nozomi and Smoker
The peace better not start now
>>7814835
She's got a point there.
>>7814873
You are? That changes nothing. Leaving childish things like that behind is part of growing up, and that's something you should do too. You can't keep acting like a child forever.
That's just not how the world works. Your existence will slowly turn into something else, and if your soul refuses to change with it, you'll run into some problems.
>>7814891
Final 3
>>7814924
Rooting the bee frog.
>>7814894
>OMG fuck you guys for not being a hugbox
no, she doesn't
>>7814924
RIP Mokou and Asuka
Fuck this peace, at least the winner is next
>>7814891
>>7814924
Just as I thought, winning this game was impossible for the current me, so I should've just given up when that one sponsor kept sending me water.
It was a bad omen.
>>7814942
>not forcing shit memes is "being a hugbox"
>>7814913
Or maybe he just wanted to living up this dead place
>>7814946
>>7814962
People here throw "hugbox" around so much it's essentially just come to mean "place where I can't insult the shit out of people because I feel like it."
>>7814989
Fuck yeah Bee frog.
Thanks for hosting holo.
>>7814962
t. Sylvie
>>7814989
Good job Frog
>>7815007
What?
>>7814973
Shouting and being childish is the same as being alive? That's not something I would ever acknowledge as the truth, so I won't be able to understand his reasoning.
It's just not something that could fit in my world, but it seems like you understand them.
Good for you. Hopefully if he tries again it will work out, but I doubt that such miracle could occur just because of one person's actions.
>>7814998
I'm right, though.
>>7815019
ur not tho
>>7815015
And stats, thanks for playing
>>7815043
thanks for hosting
>>7815015
I've just arrived, but congratulations, dearie!
>>7815043
Thank you for hosting. Ahuhuhu~!
>>7815043
Thank you. Even if I didn't get closer to reach my true self that I've been looking for, it was still kinda enjoyable.
>>7815043
Congratulations!
Thank you very much for hosting Vader!
>>7815015
Congratulations.
>>7815043
And thanks for hosting Vader!
>>7815043
Thank you for hosting. Maybe a veteran returning will bring a bunch of the others back as well.
>>7815043
T-There's always next time. But as always, thank you my good sir for hosting in these slow times.
>>7815031
He is tho. You're proving his point.
>>7815076
Amami Rantaro
>>7815076
Darth Vader
>>7815076
Len
>>7815076
Salad Fingers
>>7815076
Constanze
>>7815076
Ice crem
>>7815076
Suz
>>7815076
Asuka Ninomiya
>>7815076
Nagisa Kaworu
>>7815076
Yukine
>>7815070
Did you post as Haku earlier?
>>7815076
Yunita
>>7815089
lol no
>>7815076
Muffet
>>7815076
Spartacus
>>7815076
Lord Beerus
>>7815076
Ken Kaneki
>>7815076
Arthur Pendragon
>>7815076
Nice Tits
>>7815112
>I even said it was me, what about it? I was super fucking zoned out though. But I'm about to start driving so ask me later if you have any questions.
>>7815076
Rin Hoshizora
>>7815145
Nice!
19/24
>>7815076
King Richard
(I think it was Richard? I'm high, I just play shit that wound up on my desktop anyway fuck you don't judge me holy shit I got the munchies bad right now)
>>7815176
Angelo
>>7815176
Garma Zabi
>>7815185
thanks for letting us know bro
>>7815076
Wei Jingsheng
>>7815209
Np. I'm paranoid I got the name wrong which a google search says I did. That's Prince John, not the King.
If I was a furfaggot I'd be so ashamed. Whatever
>rips bong
23/24
>>7815230
I am cum
>>7815076
Odin
>>7815230
A racist
That took fifteen minutes.
>>7815269
I am happy with this...Shall we begin?
>>7815269
Another game, another gate that leads to the future. I'm not sure what to expect from this round, but I guess that's fine. Even unpleasant surprises can be interesting once in a while.
What if most avafags were bots, and the reason we're so dead is because they got banned?
>>7815269
Shall we? Let's.
>>7815269
Good luck.
>>7815320
There's nothing new about that. We're constantly running or fleeing from our past to reach our true future, but there're always people who get stuck in the mud, because they can't let go of the past.
Oh, yeah. I should start running now.
>>7815320
Day one.
>>7815374
...I'll just be going now. Goodbye, dearie!
>>7815374
Who..Who the dickens sells fake supplies here?!
>>7815374
This isn't that bad. I expected this to be boring, like most of the things adults do to spend their free time, but this is amusing.
Those ripples caused by the fishes, they calm my heart.
I could just sit here all day.
>>7815400
Night one.
>>7815456
lol
>>7815456
He did say this was the place...
Hello, dearie? Are you there?
>>7815456
Hello...You've got me at a very unfortunate time, i'm busy right now...
>>7815456
Day two.
>>7815456
Even if I lost my sense of time while I was only paying attention to the fishes of that lake, I still didn't lose focus, so it doesn't matter if you attack me in this world, because it seems like I can concentrate on two worlds at the same time.
The world of that vivid fish, and the world of this...
Did that dog just shoot something at me?
>>7815517
Night two.
>>7815502
I know that everywhere I go, I carry my dullness with me, so this isn't anything new.
>>7815527
I can't blame you for this. Even if I needed assistance back there, I still can't blame you for not helping me out. This is just how our cruel world works.
It's not unfair. It's too fair, so that's why I have to accept my demise, even if it was so anticlimatic. Maybe in the next game, in the next world, I'll be able to change that.
>>7815527
Day three.
>>7815573
It's quite alright. I can certainly wait.
>>7815598
Night three.
>>7815607
Nowhere near on par as mine, but it is certainly passable, dearie.
>>7815573
>Salad Fingers is completely alone.
....Hmm. Maybe I can find some nettles around here...
>>7815607
Hey, what's that-
>Salad Fingers is caught in a trap and killed.
>>7815607
Day four.
>>7815646
...Please, dearie?
>>7815665
Night four.
>>7815685
This shall be quite useful. Ahuhuhu~...
>>7815685
Day five.
>look away for an hour
>miss a game
Minnie May
Swap me in, yo.
>>7815716
Dearie, what are you doing what that-
...!
>>7815166
>Alright, so why'd you ask?
>>7815728
Night five.
>>7815756
Consider us even now.
>>7815737
>>7815109
>>7815269
>>7815756
This feast could be a game changer.
>>7815745
>replying to a near hour old post
never change
*unintelligible dolphin noises*
>>7815784
Au revoir! Ahuhuhu~!
>>7815784
ALLAH ACKBAR
>>7815775
Thanks a bunch. You're the man.
>>7815786
Aw. Can't you, I dunno, make it work?
>>7815784
>>7815792
>In context it's not as retarded.
>>7815805
*more unintelligible dolphin noises*
>>7815784
The arena got pretty comfy.
>>7815850
Is she gonna do it again?
>>7815884
I am sick and fucking tired of all these dolphins.
REMOVE AQUATICS
>>7815891
*aggressive unintelligible dolphin noises*
>>7815860
Finale!
>>7815900
Holy shit fuck off, sea nigger!
>>7815903
Rigged.
>>7815913
*very aggressive unintelligible dolphin noises*
>>7815913
Are you harassing this guy because he's from the ocean? Fucking racist bigot.
>>7815903
Au revoir, mon amie. Ahuhuhu~!
>>7815903
Congratulations Muffet, you are the new winner of the Express Games!
>>7815934
And thanks for playing!
>>7815903
>inb4 thanks for the game dearie ahuhuhu
>>7815934
Congratulations, miss.
>>7815941
Thank you for hosting.
>>7815941
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>7815943
Keh keh keh
Ahuhahauhahu
MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA
>>7815941
Congratulations Muffet!
Thank you very much for hosting!
>>7815957
Hey, for your information I sexually identify as a turtle, so piss off bigot
>>7815941
Thank you for hosting. Ahuhuhu~!
>>7815950
>>7815970
And thank you, dearies.
>>7815957
*furious unintelligible dolphin noises*
>>7815941
Even if I couldn't get through this obstacle to win, I'm still thankful for the opportunity. You presented a door for me, I just couldn't find the key to open it in time.
Maybe the next key for the next door will be easier to find.
>>7815957
>#DolphinLivesMatter
>>7815941
Thanks for hosting Mokou.
First 24
Dolphins only
>dabs into the thread
>>7815941
Thank you very much, good host. I believe I am getting the hang of fighting again.
>>7816011
23 more.
>>7816011
Dolphin Remover Ahab
>>7816011
Morgan Freeman, the almighty
>>7816011
Dolphi
>>7816011
Fujiwara no Mokou
>dubs into the thread
>>7816093
Our God has returned
Come on.
>>7816011
Suz
>>7816011
Eggman-kun
>>7816129
>Our god
>Ichigo
le keks
>>7816135
Parasoul
>>7816011
Hikari Kohinata
>>7816011
Nrvnqsr Chaos
>>7816011
Miku
>>7816011
Muffet
>>7816011
Isle Delfino
>>7816011
Asuka Ninomiya
>>7816011
Madoka
>>7816011
Kaito
>>7816011
Odin
Ily Yuno
>>7816169
Grass on the field?
>>7816011
Dolphin with gun
>>7816011
Bill
>>7816163
Miku! Take this!
>>7816011
Ash Crimson
>>7816011
Ecco
>>7816011
Arthur Pendragon
>>7816196
More for my collection, thanks!
>>7816011
Farmer Thorfinn
1 more
>>7816163
No Miku, take this!
>>7816011
Little Floaty Dolphin Toy
>dolphins only
>nobody photoshops their ava onto a dolphin
disappointed
>>7816214
Anything for my best sister! D-don't tell anyone I said that..
I kinda wanna fuck miku in a sonic suit.
>>7816253
Chris-chan plz go and stay go
I don't get why that was so hard.
Don't worry, I helped some of you get in.
>>7816240
More? And this one has horns! Thank you!
>>7816252
>has already finished tweeting it to the world
You say something?
>>7816253
...
>>7816253
>not wanting to fuck Haku in a Zero suit
Pleb
>>7816259
Hmm, now this seems like a good twist Host. So I suppose everyone here is ready to get started of course.
>>7816278
I wanna fuck miku in no suit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqteBewLJzk
>>7816259
>kaidolphin.
I.. J-just A for effort.
>>7816268
Ah.. N-nothing..
>>7816278
>Not just wanting to cheer her up instead.
>... In a zero suit.
>>7816259
There's only two dolphins... maybe... I shouldn't have listened to the rules.
The sea is a strange place indeed
>>7816322
See? Fucking dolphins ruin everything.
>>7816259
I don't even know what a dolphin is, but I'm ready regardless.
>>7816300
I guess it's a bad time to mention that seasickness might be an issue.
>>7816300
Oh well, I've been eliminated. But not dead. Besides, I can't die even if I wanted to.
>>7816300
Did you know male dolphins participate in gang rape?
>>7816372
Dolphin Removers BTFO
HG is for the Dolphinfags now.
>>7816353
Hah. Tough gal can't even be a sailor.
I want to violently rape Miku and Haku
>>7816300
I wonder what's actually in this backpack..
>>7816372
Of course I'm not! I'm a dolph- a person, I'm a person.
>>7816245
>>7816322
have this to cheer you up
>>7816372
>A dolphin forgot how to swim.
Damn land dolphins.
>>7816343
That is just absurd! Sure in this case... well, uh... this case is certainly unique, but they don't ruin everything!
I wish Tricky would draw my ava.
>>7816372
Good to have a view for a change.
>>7816414
The Feast already.
>>7816387
>Wanting to rape a depressed alcoholic.
What's wrong with you?
>>7816414
Ah! Someone actually came to rescue m-
>Bang.
>>7816387
>Deletes
I want to love Miku and Yuno.
>>7816464
>not wanting to rape a depressed alcoholic
>thinking dead children in pools are cute
????
>>7816485
Are you me?
>>7816381
I prefer being tough with my feet planted FIRMLY on dry land.
>>7816424
>they don't ruin everything!
>Dolphins ruin the ocean
>Dolphinfags prevent valuable oceanic resource harvesting
>Dolphins ruin the star wars prequel
You do realize Donald Trump is actually a dolphin, right?
Checkmate, atheists.
>>7816458
Dolphin peace.
That dolphin though... scary.
>>7816410
>Man... even though this looks like crap, I love this. Thanks mate.
O-Oh... this certainly i-interesting. I thank you.
>>7816414
Land dolphins are still dolphins Host. They're just "speacial". Don't make me have to smite you down for your rudeness.
>>7816491
>Hey, it's just one. Besides that though he was smiling, Haku would be crying her eyes out.
>>7816527
IT'S A DEAD KID IN A POOL KAITO
THERE IS NOTHING CUTE ABOUT THAT
>>7816464
Is it okay if I am a depressed alcoholic too?
>>7816506
More peace
Every Avafag here apparently has a weird fetish. Name some of them.
>>7816550
More dolphin peace
>>7816558
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reTx5sqvVJ4
>>7816537
Sounds cute to me anon.
>>7816494
...Maybe, you're right. Still, even with dolphins ruining aspect of life, I appreciate their beauty.
But, who is... Donald?
>>7816565
>>7816558
I know three gurofags.
>>7816562
Oh shit, final 3.
>>7816558
Dolphins
>>7816558
bbc
>>7816565
But that kid is not in a pool.
>>7816537
>It's just this one specific case!
>>7816544
No.
>>7816565
>No it's not, but fuck that meme is old.
>>7816558
I know someone that like amputees.
>>7816578
We can do anything if we work together little floaty dolphin!
>>7816578
Final 2.
Dolphin next slide.
Why are there people debating over whether or not a drowned kid is cute?
>>7816635
Kaito called someone as cute as a dead kid in a pool a few days ago.
There are three times more chickens than humans.
>>7816558
Adachi likes cabbage
Ditto apparently fucks tables
>>7816596
BBC News is good, you guessed it
>>7816650
>Ditto apparently fucks tables
I don't get this meme
>>7816639
Oh, that's kinda disturbing.
>>7816650
How do you fuck a table?
>>7816558
Cockvore desu
>>7816650
>tfw ditto is a raging underage autist but people still like him more than me
>>7816635
>This is why.
>>7816639
>To be honest, I said it way before that, when the picture was first posted.
>>7816658
Ditto himself admitted that he masterbates by humping a table, since he believes touching your own dick is gay
>>7816624
D O L P H I N S
O
L
P
H
I
N
S
>>7816668
Science, that's how
>>7816682
>i say that i hate my hands getting sticky you fag
>>7816558
traps senpai
>>7816716
Why don't you... Wash yourself?
>>7816683
All of Kaito's money on Madoka!
>>7816716
Tissues are a thing you know that right?
>>7816683
>
>>7816682
>>7816705
what the fuck
Kaito is so awkward sometimes that I love him for that.
>>7816716
Simplemente podrías haber limpiado tu mano con algún papel, o incluso [spoiler][un calcetín/spoiler]
>>7816716
The fap on the toilet and cum aiming at the toilet, that way you don't get cum hands, and there is toilet paper nearby to clean up the mess if needed
>>7816743
DOLPHINFAGS
ITS TIME TO TAKE BACK HG
Is touching your own dick gay?
>>7816764
Congrats, and thanks for hosting.
>>7816743
Congratulations cute little dolphin!
>>7816765
Nah Even sucking your own dick isn't gay, m8.
>>7816764
Thanks for hosting
>Morgan Freeman
>>7816743
>>7816764
Whoops, oh well, congrats sea friend!!
And thanks for hosting!
>>7816764
Anybody else feel like a dolphin winner in the dolphin games is kinda fishy?
>>7816764
Thank you for hosting, and congratulations to the little toy.
>>7816775
>>7816789
>>7816791
Thanks for playing.
>>7816794
Really makes you think.
>>7816683
>>7816787
How the fuck do you clean up the table then?
Won't your family smell the cum stained table?
>>7816787
Put sanatizer on your hands afterwards.
>>7816787
Why are you jizzing on your hands? Is your cumshot that week and pathetic that it gets zero airtime?
How do you fuck a table anyways? It's a fucking table.
>>7816734
H-hey what?! Why're you betting my money again?!
>>7816746
I'm not that awkward..
>>7816764
Congratulations you little toy..
T-thank you for hosting.
>>7816827
by bending your dick 90 degrees
>>7816787
Are you telling me that you're incapable of washing your hands effectively?
Is it at least a good quality table? Or just something found at a yard sale?
>>7816800
>Not saving your files as .dolphin
>>7816811
>i dont fap recently so i have nothing to explain
>>7816827
Some types of wood are actually pretty sexy
Don't tell me you never had a wet dream of a nicely waxed Mahogany workbench
>>7816764
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>7816764
thanks for hosting, btw
What kind of tilefucker is that?
>>7816832
It seemed like a sure thing, don't worry I'll pay you back...eventually
>>7816787
>they're still going to smell like semen
Not if you wash properly, you fucking retard.
Red has got to be female. Given the way a male orgasm works there's no way 'he' hasn't figured out a way to cum without getting his hands messy.
She's fingering himself. He has a vagina that explains the rubbing up on table fetish
And here's your Moment of Dolphin.
>>7816776
>kissu
good day, boys
>shows my curves
>Fucking a table.
>Not fucking the crevices of a couch.
Fuck off table fags.
>>7816882
Red said they have a dick.
>>7816882
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wd2Eyumtj4s
>>7816867
Why is it always me..? W-why can't you use Meiko's money or something..?
>>7816899
>He doesn't stick his dick in the toaster
Get some taste mate
>>7816901
Red is a lying slut.
There's no way rubbing up against a hard table is pleasurable enough to achieve orgasm for a male
>>7816899
Enjoying having a broken penis
>>7816924
this.
Anybody with an actual dick would know this
>not fucking polyester socks
Newsflash: Red is actually a girl.
Red never said anything about there being a mess
just that fapping to anything with dicks is bad
>>7816916
There's no scenario where I live after taking her booze money, not one.
dolphin games when
>>7816989
they just ended
>>7816989
NOW
(Player1) ascends into dolphin-hood.
{non-fatal, bloodbath event}
>>7816995
then do them again
(Player1) gets dragged into a dolphin rape cave.
Fatal