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>>7807257
>those hips
would breed

Thicccc

>complimenting the hips
>liking furry
Someone make a new thread

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>>7807109
>When his hips began to thrust forward she smile with a smug expression, keeping the same speed and rough treatment for his poor virgin dick but now she concentrates the friction on the tip of his dick, around the shape of his crown. She tugs his foreskin back and forth around his glans. Her grip loosens a bit but tight still, she just wanted to give him full freedom to cum whenever he wants. The sight of her owner sucking on her nipple like a little baby, was making her heart beat like a drum and his girly moans only added to hit, totally defendless to the console.
I know you... I'm your personal Wii U after all.
>Every time whenever he leaves his room, whenever he's on school, she touches herself thinking about her owner, she has been waiting to do this a long time ago and it was worth the wait, every moan and every panting coming out of his mouth is a delight for ehr.

>>7807319
Waaaaaah, doesn't fucking matter what the thread's top post is. You just want to be offended.

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POST

CARDS

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>>7807350

>>7807322
>Nursing handjob from a WiiU milf
Got room for one more?

>>7807331
That's the point nigger. I'm trying to jerk my tiny dick over a shitpost storm that I'm creating.

>>7807257
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPSCjnwD3gc

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I'm the sexiest.

>>7807368
Oh, I see. Then go away, Paul

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>>7807403
Waaaait waaaaait

>>7807403
>Kissus the Mecha

>>7807403
me on the far right

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>>7807403
I think you are sexy

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>>7807246
Urgh...!!! F-fuck!
>The tigress was clearly having a tough time holding back her orgasm the moment anon started to attempt engulfing her massive ballsack inside of his mouth, only managing to get the underside of her massive nad barely inside his mouth, but the power it emitted alone could be felt from the cum that churned and sloshed around inside the melon-sized ball, only letting off a much more powerful scent when a bit of pre-cum spilt from her ebony tip, falling straight onto her ballsack and dripping to the sides, off to his face. The amount from just a simple amount of pre-cum would be enough to fill a keg..it seems she wasn't lying when she said it had been weeks since her last release. The tigers jerking motion only began to increase at this point, letting out more animalistic growls the more she stroked her cock
Rrrgh..!!! F-fuck, cant hold it anymore, open wide, anon!
>Quickly shifting back her hips, she rested her massive sack right on top of his chest and sat her big, furry ass right on top of his stiff length, taking aim with her massive tiger cock and pointing her tip right towards his mouth. Without giving him so much as a chance to prepare, the tiger let out a loud, primal yell as her cock spasmed wildy, erupting a river of liquidy, molten cum that instantly drenched his face and the bed behind him. The blast was comparable to a fire hose, shooting off a giant load of her musky cum that didn't seem to have an end after shooting a torrent for 10 seconds straight!

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>>7807403
Meme me me Mememe!

>>7807471
Please be real.

>>7807471
Yes, you you you~!

>>7807485
>It's Chat

>>7807500
Worth

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>>7807485
(Ye.)

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>>7807460
>>7807460
>Futa dick
>To be worshipped
>Get here this late
https://youtu.be/eagiswWVUfQ?t=21s

>>7807509
Oh shit, Blake is taking up meme?
Holy fuck yeah

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Hi~

>>7807529
Hello Mugi!

>>7807529
>shaves eyebrows

>>7807509
Meme me up senpai

>>7807460
>The anon let out a gasp both of arousal and need for breath as her balls came off of his face. He could only watch, mesmerized and cock drunk as she jerks off that massive shaft right in front of his face. He obediently does just as she asks, opening his mouth as he sees her cock pulse in preparation for her orgasm. The site of her cock throbbing and a single bulge traveling up her cock as her cum explodes onto his face. He moans even more, adoring the feeling of all that thick sticky hot seed blanketing his face. He makes sure to get a good mouthful before closing, and letting the rest cover his face.

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>>7807539
How are you anon?
>>7807540
Haaaah!~

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>>7807499
Me meme meme, me mememe!
>of course, what she actually said was; "Of course silly! It's me!" as she bounced towards the anon and gave him a tight hug.
>>7807523
(Experimental for now but yes. Wanna have a go? I'm cleared up right now.)
>>7807545
Meme? Me me!

>>7807569
(Eh, I'll pass. Trying to throw together a better card.)

>>7807322
>as her masterful hand strokes his throbbing dick, he can't hold himself back any longer. his little whimpers turn into full fledged moans of ecstasy. his hips buck more wildly as he draws closer to his climax.
mmmh! mmmhm!
>he always had fun playing games with WiiU-tan but he had never imagined their friendship would come to this. he's sure glad it did, though. he hums while sucking on her tender nipple, sucking hard enough to likely leave it a little sore. once he feels his impending orgasm, he forces himself to let go of her nipple. when he does, the moans come out loud enough for WiiU-tan to listen as much as she wants.
aaah! i-it feels really good! a-aahnn..! W-WiiU! i-i love you! i think i'm g-going... aahh! i'm cumming! i'm cumming!! a-aahhh!
>unable to keep his orgasm or feelings at bay anymore, he uses his free arm to hug WiiU-tan and bring her body close to his, pressing her tits up against his chest. his hips thrust vigorously in time with her handjob until finally, with one last thrust, a thick rope of hot cum shoots out straight forward, right into the bottom of WiiU-tan's breasts pressed against his chest. his thrusts then become spastic and hasty as he empties the rest of his seed out onto his feminine belly and WiiU-tan's motherly breasts. he closes his eyes as he cums but by the end of his orgasm, his eyes are slightly open and rolling back a little. his hips finally drop flat on the couch, drained of energy and cum. he pants heavily as he regains his sense of self and stares at his console on top of him, his face beet red and the embarrassing things he said.
i-i'm sorry...

>>7807557
>brushes Mugi's hair
Cute Mugi.

>>7807569
>He giggled light heartedly at her energetic mannerisms, and still played along while hugging her body just as eagerly.
So, what's a gorgeous girl doing in a place like this tonight~?

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>>7807715
Can you brush my hair with your dick next?

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>>7807359
Finally did some work on it.

>>7807806
GAY

>>7807788
What? But it might ruin your cute hair.

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>>7807806
ayy looks alot better now

>>7807825
>HE'S THAT MONKEY

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>>7807548
>Stroking off her cock while releasing her load, she looked down to see that the poor anon was completely coated in her hot seed from the shoulders up...along with every inch of the bedframe as well. As her powerful stream came to an end, she stroked her cock just a bit, squeezing out the last bit of excess cum that clung inside her urethra and plopping it down onto his face. Panting, the tiger breathed heavily for a moment, gazing at her work and admiring her sweet release
Ah...ahh fuck...god that felt amazing...and judging by how you look, you look like you're on the same boat as me, huh?
>>7807516
>Sorry! I promise to get you in a session next time I'm around! How does that sound?

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>>7807815
You want gay? I'll give you gay.
>>7807825
(Thanks, I guess.)

>>7807806
Looking good.

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>>7807616
(Cool. If we're ever on at the same time and I'm playing her just ask and I'll accommodate you.)
>>7807771
Meme, me meme meme me meme, me mememe me. Me me meme meme!
>Translation; I was looking for someone to be friends with, but no one wanted to. Now you're here! Wanna be friends?

>>7807834
>Rubi AND Pivot gaystuff
Are you trying to send us a very gay message?

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>>7807834

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>>7807822
I'll wash it!

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>>7807830
That would sound great!
Sorry for being a bother!

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>>7807848
(That's not Rubi. Another robot from the same canon. Also is canonically a sexbot.)
>>7807850
Oh, no. It's you again.. I'm not going to marry you!

>>7807830
>Slowly, the anon sits himself up, letting that thick coating of hot cum clean to him and fill his nose with her scent. It would probably be weeks before he could get the smell off but thats just what he wanted, to have her scent marking her so he could daydream about her cock later. He opens his mouth to show her the thick helping of cum sitting in there, and then closes it. Putting on a show for her he swallows, letting her watch the thick lump travel down his throat.
God that was incredible~ Its thick and delicious and just makes the brain melt. You should start coming around more often, and using me as your cum rag when you do.

>>7807880
Oh nah I knew that, I just remember one of the rare Rubi lewds you posted also being two girls

Post songs

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>>7807621
>Her hand doesn't stop milking his little virgin dick but her hand moves slower now that her owner is thrusting against her hand, trying to reach orgasm. Wii U-tan lets out a moan when he sucks way too hard, she loved it, it was rough and delicious and when he heard his groans and desperation, on the edge of his orgasm, she tightens her grip to help him reach his orgasm and push him over the edge more easily. Wii U-tan was surprised when her owner wraps his arms around her, pressing her chest against his body, and his hips thrusting harder and faster, searching for the ultimate pleasure and have a climax with his console. When the moment arrived, when his dick began to spurt string after string all over his feminine body and staining Wii U-tan's breast, her ears were filled with joy at the sound of his acute moan filling the room, totally in ecstasy until the last string of cum comes out of his virgin dick and his manhood slowly goes limp on her grasp.
Don't worry. I know how to clean myself, I just need to use a tool inside the menu of my software ~
>Despite the mess all over her breasts, she was happy, she finally had some ''quality'' time with her owner.. I hope he doesn't ask about Mother now. She pats his head and smiles, showing him how happy she was.

(That was great anon, thank you for spending time with me.)

>>7807364
(I'm sorry I don't think I'll be going any further now, this is my last session.)

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>>7807880
STILL NOT CHANGING YOUR STUBBORN, DEFECTIVE WAYS, I SEE. BZZZT. I'LL BE HERE FOR YOU WHEN YOU SEE THE ERROR OF YOUR WAYS AND COME BACK TO ME TO BE MY PRECIOUS WIFE AND COOK ME DINNER.

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>>7807904
(Right! That was Rubi and Vi. Vi's my designated femdom/gay stuff character.)

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>>7807907
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50P_0XIsJyE
I dunno why, but I really, really, really like this song.

>>7807872
Well, if you say so...
>The anon grabs a lock of the girl's hair, tugging his pants down to slowly wrap it around his cock.

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>>7807907
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P_R2aGLLqUA
(Don't even know why.)

>>7807844
>While he didn't understand all the "me"s she said, her body language see was looking nice. Still, he tried to keep it simple, waving at her.
I'll admit; I'm having a hard time understanding you, because I'm just hearing "me"s from you...
>He softly responded, trying to act gentle.
Still, I do want to become good friends with you...
>He extends his hand out for her to shake

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>>7807935
There is nothing wrong with me. My personality core is working exactly as intended. I just have no desire to participate in any relationships.

>>7807907
https://youtu.be/RnAGuWi-WKQ
This whole soundtrack is GOAT. Most underrated PS Vita game.

>>7807914
(That's fine, hope to catch you at a better time, nice Ava.)

>>7807907
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMZnWzrJLT0

>>7807937
>Vi's my designated femdom/gay stuff character
Neat, I was gonna ask about if there was any difference between her and Rubi with stuff like that
Now if only sexing an angel wasn't heretical

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>>7807907
>Mugi's eyes light up and go wide as anon takes his big dick out and gently wraps her golden hair around it?
Does my hair feel good
, she asked, nuzzling his cock against her soft cheek closing one eye as she rubbed into it.

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>>7807350
(Yo!~)
>>7807907
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_9hfHvQSNo

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>>7807886
>The tiger watched as the anon eagerly ate away at her thick coating of seed, gulping it down in front of her. She found herself smiling to see someone as eager as him to put her seed down his hatch
Glad you enjoying it! Looks like I'll be back around here more often to give you more when the time calls, maybe perhaps coating your entire body next time...this poor bed got most of the blast...but for now, I'm off. Enjoy eating the rest of that stuff, it stays fresh for quite a while y'know!
>Contempt with her orgasm, the tigress hopped off the bed and on her feet, stretching her body a bit before making her way out of the room
>>7807874
>You dont sound needy at all! If anything I'm more than eager to attend to anons wanting some tiger cock!

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>>7807907
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj-M9pvQSyo

I swear not just because it's Chuuni, but it's actually a pretty solid remix

>>7807907
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYAjVWgRjnw

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>>7807350
(Fuck it, I guess I have some free time.)

>>7807907
https://youtu.be/mbQzVGmemYg

>>7808017
What the fuck is wrong with gooks?

>>7808013
(First anon, that was crazy amounts of fun. Do you ever play her with a small enough cock to actually use?

>>7808023
Alien has me intrigued.

>>7808002
We've been doing bully Celestia a lot lately. I'm always up for more, assuming you're not sick of it.

>>7808039
>Not thinking it's fire

>>7808002
Wo-class!

>>7808049
I mainly meant the animation, song was pre dank.

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>>7808043
(More than doable. I'm pretty sure a majority of people here wouldn't like the idea of her massive cock stretching open their bodies, and neither do I, so a smaller cock isnt out of the question at all)

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>>7808044
(Really need to collect some more images of her. Do you have anything in mind anon?)

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>>7807992
(Yep, and Fiola is.. well, energetic and sometimes I play her as small. Not microscopic, but enough to use a dong like a swing. Also, have some Zero Suit Pivot.)

>>7808023
>TFW not able to start a xenomorphic family with Alien due to lack of love and ribcages the babies can break out of you.
Why live?

>>7807914
>he was a panting mess once he finished. after taking a few seconds to catch his breath and gather himself, he reverts back to being his shy self, no longer emboldened by being horny.
o-oh really? that's really neat! ahaha...
>he smiled nervously and tried to avoid direct eye contact with her. despite this, he was really happy too. he just didn't know how to properly show it, so instead he just hugs WiiU-tan a little tighter. when she pats his head, he blushes and gives her a sweet little smile right back.
...t-that was amazing. thank you. by the way, um, we never got around to checking the eshop for Mother 3. let's do that now!
>that poor, poor soul.

(no, thank you! i really enjoyed it a lot!)

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>>7807957
>Grinning brightly, she moved forward and unknowingly mashed her breasts against his chest as she engulfed him in another hug, happy that someone wasn't entirely put off with her speech.
Memeeee!~ mememe me meme me meme!
>translation; "Yaaaay! I have a friend now!"

>>7808068
Nice. Also how many pictures of that character are there?

>>7807997
N-ngh...
>His cock hardens against her cheek as she nuzzles against it, the man gently grabbing more of her silky hair and wrapping it around his shaft.
Yeah...It feels great Mugi..
>He starts to slowly jerk himself off with her hair.

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>>7808077
(It's a bad feel.)

>>7808002
>everything I recall seeing from you has been borderline cuck stuff
I won't judge, but actually I'll judge

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>>7807907
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8
(Real human bean hours.)

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>>7807907
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Af6JRDhNBiw

>>7808064
Oh yeah no it's fuckin weird
but if you want a REAL trip, watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZa4yre0uEk

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>>7808048
(Sure! Did you want to do the Mall scene?)

>>7808094
(<3)

>>7808076
Fiola was cute, I was tempted to do something with her a time, but wasn't sure what.
Also there's more Pivot than I expected

>>7808100
Sponty?

>>7808076
>Zero Suit Pivot
good shit

>>7808075
(Anon as some future security guard patrolling its containment area when it escapes?)

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>>7808056
(Come and experience the Abyss~)

>>7808103
in the fuck why would ever jinx you do this

>>7808119
(I'm up for anything. Mall sounds fun, if you have some other wicked idea that sounds fun to. You go ahead and take the lead.)

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>>7808076
(Right when I decide to get out of anon posting.)
>>7808135
(Sounds good! I'd prefer it if you started.)

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>>7808075
(I can help with the image thing somewhat... maybe.)

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>>7808087
Mm, I'm glad... your cock has such a lewd smell... I won't wanna wash my face after you leave~
>She nuzzles into his dick, sandwiching it between her cheek and his stomach and closes her eyes, pushing against him with pressure than compliments his thrusting against her.

>>7808023
>fem sonic
I love you for this

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>>7808122
(Yep. Creator draws a lot of her. Honestly, I'm okay with most things, so if you come up with something, send it along!)
>>7808126
(Extremely.)
>>7808156
>sad trumpet noises (or is it a trombone?)

>>7808162
I used to jerk off to this image as a kid all the time

This image has been around for a long ass time, I remember like 8 years ago seeing it in an exotic sex shop

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>>7807907
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpI6w5j-jYw

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>>7808162
(I was fairly certain that I had that pic, bit I guess I didn't. Thanks anon!)
>>7808168
(No problem! I need to practice with her more. But I think Alien is going to be used tonight, sorry.)

>>7808208
No worries!

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>>7808162
>pic
Some things aren't meant to be fucked!

>>7808142
It's a thought-provoking piece; look at the lyrics:
Ah lalalala la la lalalalala
Alalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala

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>>7807350
>What up, nerds?!

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>>7808125
(Not that oldfag, Anon. Sorry!)

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>>7808222
I remember when a few friends of mine tried to ship me and Tsubomi. Those were the days.

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>>7808222
What's wrong with it?

>>7808237
Ah gotcha. I remember Sponty used to play that emotionless raccoon, so I thought you were tehm.

>>7808156
>This job was gonna be a cinch. Firstly, the damn thing slept all day, so there was no chance of it ever getting out. Second, it was so well-hidden, no one would ever find it. And most of all, the thing was supposedly so dangerous, no one in their right mind even WANTED to get a closer look at it. Of course, neither did Anon, but a job is a job. Besides, like he said, this job was gonna be a cinch. Just walk the beat, check on the containment chamber, rinse and repeat. Speaking of, it's been a few minutes. He heads over to make sure everything's where it should be...

>>7808228
Go to bed.

>>7808236
I remember the time I doomed the fate of the entire world to an ancient demigod's chaotic wrath just so Medusa would give me a handjob.

Good times.

>>7808237
Cute raccoon!

>>7808236
hi

>>7808237
That's one busty raccoon

>>7808259
I can't yet I'm typing an essay

Who is this and why do they want me to sleep so bad

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>>7808263
>Good times indeed.
>>7808269
>Hello!

>>7808082
>He chuckles at her eagerly active movements, hugging her back and snuggling his head on her neck sighing in awe as he feels how big her breasts are against his chest.
So beautiful, you are~!

>>7808163
But I don't wanna ruin you cute face...hah...
>One hand brushes his fingers across the length of her long strands of hair while he continues to thrust himself against his handfuls of her hair and her face, his tip beginning to smear her cheeks with pre.

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don't penis the dragon.

>>7808282
how are you? would you like a hug?

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>>7808236
>The one time I decide to anon post old Nonon appears
(God DAMN IT.)
>>7808246
>No Second Tongue
>Implied eyes
(I'm triggered.)

>>7808290
I would unironically do like a five hour rp just doing cute things with the dragon.

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>>7808145
>It was a Saturday afternoon the sky was sunny and the birds were chirping... But as usual for that poor bastard, nothing was sunny nothing was warm and the birds' songs of joy were nothing more but funeral dirges to him. Celestia and her friends were at the Mall waiting for their favorite victim and cart mule to show up

>"Geez he's so late.."

"I know right? Little faggot..."

>>7808290
But I already did.

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>>7808086
(Roughly 113, but a lot of them are...strange)

>>7808290
i will most definitely penis the dragon after the proper procedures.

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>>7808294
O-oh

>>7808290
Would the dragon loli a loli?

>>7808278
your prom date you ugly sack of shit

>>7808318
Nice. Well have a nice night, and thank you for the...material
Wait, one last question, what timezone are you in?

>>7808330
Implying my prom date browsed /trash/
na

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>>7808291
I don't do hugs, Anonymous.

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>>7808252
(Just built the folder yesterday. Sorry for the confusion, buddy.)

>>7808265
>She gave the Anon a blank stare. And accepting his compliment, she waved at him.

>>7808272
>Saying nothing, the raccoon stared down at her breasts for a moment. Thinking nothing of it, she beckoned the anon over to her.

>>7808310
>Anon finally arrived from parking the car. Parking was terrible today, and Celestia and her friends deserved to be dropped off right at the door. Anon can handle menial tasks like parking in the back and walking all the way to the mall, then searching all over for them, because they shouldn't have to wait in one spot for him, and they find it amusing to ignore his texts.

>>7808236
Gosh, Futa-Nonon makes me so hard.

>>7808344
o-oh, i'm sorry... i didn't mean to be rude so i thought i'd ask first, b-but maybe i shouldn't have asked. i'm sorry...

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>>7808329

>>7808347
>The male returned the wave, approaching the raccoon girl with a curious look and friendly smile.
You new around here?

>>7808343
Do your fucking essay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQPqYvPMlaw

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>>7808370
At least you have the decency to ask.

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>>7808340
(Timezone? Eastern time Canada/US, so currently 1:53 am right now!)

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>When you're not horny enough to ERP but you still feel like coming in and buggin' the thread

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>>7808256
(Shit, I totally missed this. Sorry anon!)
>The moment he checked the room, all seemed to be normal. But there was something suspicious already. Steam spewed out from the floor, and upon closer inspection, the there was a huge hole in the floor! It was almost certainly melted down by acid, and the Xenomorph was nowhere to be seen! Little did the soldier know that the Xeno WAS in the room, hiding in a dark corner and that this was all a trick to get him inside the containment room.
>>7808324
(Pretty sure I have that one saved. But thanks anyways.)

>>7808371
I won't penis the dragon. But only if the dragon let's me watch her lewd a loli.

>>7808388
Tell me who this is >:(
>>7808394
big mood

>>7808344
But would you have the walls of your witch pussy hug my cock?

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>>7808284
>A dopey smile arose to her face as she tried to push herself deeper into their embrace, but only managed to push him onto his back.
M-me?!
>translation; "Ah!"
>She cried in slightly in shock as she tried to push herself off of him mid fall, only to fall butt first onto his crotch.

>>7808407
A literal who that occasionally fucks with you

>>7808391
s-sorry again.
>the girlish anon timidly bows and begins to cautiously step away, a little afraid of Medusa.

>>7808371
I want to stuff the dragon

>>7808419
Fucks with me or fucks me?

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>>7808365
Naww, little old me?
You must be one of those perverts that gets off to teeny tiny little girls.
Disgusting!~

>>7808423
Yes.

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>>7808407

Big.. Mood?

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>>7808373
>She made zero movement as the man approached her, and she had her usual jaded look on her face.
Somewhat. I use this place to rest when I'm tired. But there's an abnormal amount of males here. Why is that?

>>7808347
>Anon looked around only to confirm that busty blonde raccoon girl was gesturing to him. He promptly walks right up to the sexy coon and tries to break the ice.
I.....I meant that as a compliment, sorry if that was a bit forward.
(You alright with doing a nursing handy or is that not your thing, no pressure either way.)

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>found this while grabbing more art
Jesus fucking christ

>>7808428
What? No, it's more like...the way you carry yourself and stuff. Like...aw shit, I can't describe it. I just think you're hot, not like, teeny girls or anything like that.

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>>7808356
>"Oh there he is...The little shit"

"Hey, fag bait!..."

>Yeah they all looked rather pissed off at him for the current moment and as per usual they were all scantily clad and of course gave no shit what so ever about it

>>7808436
:( But Anonnnnnn

>>7808440
Because we come here to unwind after a long day of... Doing nothing.
>The male chuckled, shaking his head.
Truth is, we come here in the hopes of finding a cutie like you to have some action with, if you get my meaning.

>>7808451
Yes?

>>7808461
I have a friend emergency now I cant rest

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>>7808443
What the fuck
What the actual fuck I'm crying holy shit

>>7808416
>He gasps in awe, giggling as he gained his senses, hands at her hips, stroking them gently.
H-heh...
So, warm...So, beautiful...

>>7808447
>Anon already looked sad, just the way they liked him, broken and hopeless. So much more obedient than someone with hope of a better lot in life. He saw how upset they looked about how long it took him to serve them, parking the car for them and then finding them in the mall while they ignored his texts asking where they were. But he knew better than to blame them. Everything was his fault.
S-sorry.

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>>7808420
>Medusa sighs, and walks away, sashaying her motherly hips.
At least he didn't try to...
>>7808414
>And then she was interrupted by another horny bastard seeking to bed the witch.
You'd have to be someone VERY special for me to do that, Anonymous...
Or you'd have to have something to offer me.

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>>7808443
NANDATO?!

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>>7808394
Same. I'm just faffing about ava ideas right now

>>7808471
glhf

>>7808403
>Shit shit shit shIT SHIT. Okay, panicking was not an option. He just has to remember his briefing. In the event of a containment breach, radio the superiors and wait for further instructions. There, easy enough. All he had to do was grab his...FUCK! Of COURSE he left his radio back in one of the offices. No big deal, just have to traverse the dark, narrow hallways and find it, without getting killed by an extraterrestrial nightmare...

>>7808443
>>7808496
its me goku

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While the threads pretty deads
Cut vs Uncut, go!

>>7808484
>>7808416
(Actually breaking here, sorry. Hope to continue later!)

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>>7808441
I don't mind.
>She didn't sound angry in anyway, only slightly confused at his antics. Staring down at the smaller man, she gave him an experimental pat on the head. She was curious.
(I don't see the problem. But you'll probably have to teach the clueless raccoon.)

>>7808460
I can relate, as well. I get exhausted quick, which is why I have naps throughout the day. This place just seemed to have lots of comfortable places to sleep.
>She shifted her head to the side as she tried to decipher the true meaning. While she still didn't fully understand, a pink tint grew on her cheeks.
Show me.
>It was a simple question, after all, she still had no idea what he was talking about.

>>7808536
I want to MARRY Nue!

>>7808536
Uncut.
Mainly cause it doesn't involve surgically raping children en masse.

Suicide sounds good right now

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>>7808444
So what, you think I'm sexy because I'm better than you?~
Tsk, tsk. At least you know you're place, unlike a certain monkey!

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>>7808561
You aren't wrong.

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>>7808443
(I laughed way too fucking hard at that)

>>7808489
>"I'm so tempted t kick his ass..."

Nah...Then how would he carry everything?

>"Good point...."

Alright, shitstain let's go...We have a lot to cover...

>They all began to walk into the mall and to begin his torment the started with the local Lingerie Shop

>>7808555
Tips confirm, uncut is best.

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>>7808510
>She was a little annoyed that her plans were beginning to fail. She had to improvise! It might have been a bit risky, but it was for the good of the hive. She let out a low growl, just enough to where he could barely hear it. She wanted to urge him into the room, and the best way to do that was to peak his curiosity, to tempt him.

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>>7808474
I don't understand it either.
>>7808496
>gasp
>>7808513
>doublemint gasp

>>7808553
Gladly!
>Taking note of the pink flush on her cheeks, the male approached her further and reached from the underside of her breasts, cupping them before leaning forward to plant a kiss on her lips. His skilled hands fondled her ample mounds while his tongue invaded her mouth, slowly pushing her form towards a nearby wall.
Hmmhmm~
>The kiss lasted for a couple of minutes and eventually the male broke it to smile at her.
How was it? There’s more if you want to go to a secluded place… Or do it here in the open.

>>7808569
Well, I mean, you're definitely talented in a lot of ways, and probably bigger than me in certain places, but...I don't know if I'd say that's why it is. You're just sexy, y'know...that's all I can say it as.

>>7808561
Welcome to the club.

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>>7808555
>Reading about how circumcision correlates with mood and cognitive disorders.

Really gets ur noggin joggin.

>>7808573
>Anon winced seeing the first stop was the lingerie store. He hadn't had any privacy to masturbate since Celestia's house, when he got to the edge only to find there were no tissues to cum in, all while her teacher came inside of her. his balls were so blue and swollen.

>>7808578
>He froze. The damned thing was nearby. Weirdly enough, it sounded like it was still in the containment chamber. He leaned in closer to examine the hole it made in the floor. It made him wonder how much the creature bled out to make a way out that big...

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>>7808541
(Oh... cool. I'm going back to HG in that case then. See you later anon.)

>>7808553
(Clueless girls are hot, definitely and good on you)
>Anon looked up at the voluptuous but rather peculiar coon girl as she reached down and patted his head. Anon remained still and calm as to not startle the lovely creature, standing a head short and his face blushing in front of her impressive rack.
You don't? Well that's good, this is a place where girls like you are very popular for very.....intimate reasons. That's kinda why I came over to be honest.

>>7808595
Adult circumcision is fine though, just like a tattoo, piercing, or any other body mod. You do whatever you want to your own body.

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>>7807350
Done with my Dailies n shit. Who's real erp hours in here?

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>>7808598
>She sighed and tapped her foot

Hurry up Blue Balls!....

>"So damn slow..."

>"Yeah but I bet he cums instantly"

>They all waited for him to get inside so they can keep going and browse through all the slutty Lingerie

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>>7808622
"Research has demonstrated the hormone cortisol, which is associated with stress and pain, spikes during circumcision (Talbert et al., 1976; Gunnar et al., 1981). Although some believe that babies “won’t remember” the pain, we now know that the body “remembers” as evidenced by studies which demonstrate that circumcised infants are more sensitive to pain later in life (Taddio et al., 1997)."

DESU if I were more learned on developmental biology I'd kind of get the impression that a large hormone shock correlated to pain teaches an infant mind that their environment is innately hostile.

>>7808643
>Anon followed them in, holding all of their purses so they were unencumbered. So much lingerie to try on in the dressing rooms. Anon was still hard, not that he could do anything about it.

>>7808660
desu I wish I had been circumcised because I have phimosis

>>7808660
Yep. Best save that lesson for adulthood. We could circumcise only submissive men who deserve and consent to pain. Their sex should be less pleasurable than real men anyway.

>>7808667
You can have it done as an adult.

>>7808660
My mom had me circumcised as a toddler because a quack doctor told her it prevented STDs or something. I get people who look at me as if I had a choice in the matter sometimes, but it's like, what was I supposed to do, cry even more?

I don't think you or that study are wrong, and every once in a while I sit back and wonder what would have changed if I weren't circumcised.

>>7808667
Just use lube

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>>7808580
>...
>Pivot has shut down for the night.

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>>7808609
>Now that the Marines' back was turned, it was time to strike! She leaped right from the ceiling, pouncing right on top of him! She might have made a mistake however, because by doing that, she pushed him towards the hole, and they both fell though. Luckily, she managed to claw on onto one of the ledges as they fell. She also made sure to wrap her tail around his waist tight. Ironically, she saved him from a pretty nasty fall, but she needed him alive for what was to come. Despite what you would think, she had the strength to pull them both back up onto the floor, as well as tossing him on his back with her long tail. She then laid right on top of him, placing her alien hands on his arms as she pinned him to the floor, making it impossible for him to escape.

>>7808680
You'd have a mother who didn't let a doctor molest you.

>>7808678
i know but I'm super fuckin embarrassed about it. i'm honestly terrified too
>>7808684
Could be

>>7808685
night night robutt

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>>7808661
>"I bet he's hard the fucking pervert~"

Who gives a shit it's not like anyone would show him enough sympathy to give him a handy

>"Yeah no shit"

>They browsed and they each found something and made him sit in a chair in view of all the dressing rooms leaving the doors open because honestly fuck Mall Security

>>7808685
Seeya sometime later, Pivotto

>>7808695
You don't have to get the foreskin completely removed. You can just have them cut a slit in it so it doesn't cover the whole glans.

>>7808690
>The poor bastard screamed throughout the whole process of being pounced, nearly falling, being caught, thrown back, and pinned. He stared wide-eyed at the monster on top of him. God, its breath was so hot and steamy. He knew the blood was acidic, but what about the drool? If this thing drooled on him...he was thoroughly screwed...

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>>7807350
Things and stuff.

>>7808701
>Anon shut his eyes, hurt so much to hear the truth, that no one would ever even give him a sympathy handy. Anon looked at the floor, trying to avoid the further frustration of seeing them change.

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>Oi, just a word to anyone looking to fuck Medusa.
>She's a bitch, but if you keep pushing at her, she might crack.
>So don't be discouraged if she rejects your initial advances.
>>7808589
You're goddamn right, I'm bigger!
And you're goddamn right I'm sexy too.
Please, do go on!

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>>7808588
>She watched with her same bored expression as he started to grope and fondle her breasts. She was about to question what he was doing, until he pressed his lips against hers. She stared down at him as they kissed, still not entirely sure on the act, but she enjoyed it. She soon found it so enjoyable, she closed her eyes as the duo backed up against a wall. After he pulled away, she stared at him with her normal face, but her blush grew in intensity.
I... liked it. I wish to continue somewhere comfy. It doesn't have to be private.
>She reached out her hand for him to take. He did need to guide her.

>>7808621
>Seemingly enjoying petting the small man, she took a step forward as she began to run her fingers through his hair. She was almost treating him like a small animal.
What acts shall we partake in?
>She asked as she took another step forward, practically shoving his face into her large breasts.

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>>7808667
I had pretty bad phimosis until I was like 13 because I spent hours trying to pull it back.
But mine was weird because it was like my foreskin had fused to my glans so I had to like peel it back bit by bit.

I still remember the time I managed to get it all the way back and it stung so fucking much.

>>7808680
Seriously, why do so many jews have to be doctors and why do they have to rationalise their stupid tribal shit as being in the best interest of everyone?

>All this activity and liveliness
>Can't afford to stay up on a monday night
Why do you hurt me so, erp.

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Where are the lolis?

>>7808734
at least it makes getting off easy
no lube required

>>7808721
>the Rwby cj will never come to fruition
Kill me senpai

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>>7808723
>"Hey! Eyes up asshole..."
>"What a fag...."

He's such a fucking ingrate!...All four of us doing this so he can watch...

>They all looked at him not happy at all with how he's behaving they all wanted to beat him like a red-headed step child and with no mercy what so ever

>>7808630
I think my princess could use a massage, with all the hours she spends for her people.

>>7808740
it hurts us all

>>7808749
unno boss

Post thread friends

>>7808763
>Kissus the Pikari

>>7808759
>Anon whimpers, he shrinks meekly in body posture, he hesitates, then looks up at them trying on lingerie, all so beautiful and unattainable to him. He looks absolutely crushed and it's such a sexy look on him.

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>>7808749
I'm not a lo...I'm not a lo....
>falls asleep

>>7808732
>The man smiled in response before taking a hold of her hand, guiding her towards a nearby couch. Sitting on it, he pulled her arm, inviting her to sit on his lap. Obviously, he was quite aroused already and his pants displayed a very visible bulge. His hands pulled the zipper down and the undid the button, revealing his erection to the raccoon girl
Well, how is this? By the way, I’m gonna need two things… One…
>The man reached for her shirt, hooking his fingers around the upper rim before pulling it down rather suddenly and violently, probably ripping them off.
… You’re going to have to undress… And two, I’m gonna need your name.

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>>7808718
>Thankfully, her salvia was not acidic. But there was far worse things to worry about that acidic blood. Once he good a better look at her, he was surprised to see just how feminine the beast was. Quite unlike the alien breeds that we was briefed on. She had the obvious features of any other xenomorph, but she also had a hourglass figure, with wide hips, and an quite literally out-of-this-world bust. It looked like she was breed to trick to seduce men and collect their sperm. And that's exactly what she did. She leaned her elongated head towards him, almost as if she was eyeing him out, giving him a low hiss.

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>>7808774

>>7808777
>tucks into bed
>Falls asleep beside her

>>7808777
>Beta tester tucks his boss in bed.

>>7808777
Aoba! I fell asleep last night during our session, I'm sorry.

>>7808770
Mecha

>>7808732
W..well
>There was a single though in anon's mind as she simply towered before him and ruffled his hair. His blushing face was just inches from that huge bust of hers as she didn't mind the closeness, his lips trembling just looking at such large tits so close. He quickly takes her hand and leads her to a quiet, private area in the lewd place. He finds a comfortable couch for the two and seats them both, the curvy raccon girl still a good head over him in size.
You ever heard of a nursing handjob? I mean a girl like you would be perfect for your......talents!
>He reaches and gestures for her breasts in shy desire, but doesn't dare lay a finger on a woman that big without her ok.

>>7808784
(I'd love to continue this, but I'm tired as hell. I'll catch you next time, bro.)

>>7808791
That reminds me of something...
>anon falls asleep on me mid session
>I feel bad
I don't know why I'M the one who suffers

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>>7808758

CJ?
>"ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS TO FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN"
>"YOU A BUSTA! A STRAIGHT BUSTA!"
>"YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE"
>"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH"
>"I WANT TWO NUMBER 9S...."
... What?

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>>7808821
You're a good person.

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>>7808812
(Damn. That's fine. I was liking how it was going too. I'll see you!)

(Well, if anyone else wants to do anything, I'm still free!)

>>7808824
... Nothing. Never mind.

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>>7808775
>They all smirk and Celestia desides to make him even more misserable and walks out of the dressing room and into one where one of her friends were

Come here you little slut

>"Wait...Not in publi- MMmmm?!~"

>Celestia forced her lips onto hers and began to furiously make out with her Celestia's hands working their magic

>>7808824
Idiot gay memeing fuck

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>>7808839
>I wouldn't mind bein fucked by a Xenomorph...

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>>7808761
What a benevolent citizen we are! How could a woman of stature say no to such kindness. Come, I know just the place!
>Parasoul gestures at the anon who offered that request to follow her through the castle interior. Slowly but surely enough leading him to the bath area, a luxurious room that even had a massage chair and a bench of oils at the ready.
Will this suffice?

God why is Chat such a retard

>>7808846
>Anon looked at the other girls. Always trying to weasel out of the worst part of his orders without actually breaking them. He held the purses in such a way as to hide his erection as he tried to ignore the scene in front of him.

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>>7808786
>She snuggles with anon

>>7808788
>Her boss is so tired to continue what they were doing last time and she closes her eyes to have a nice sleep. She hopes she can be here tomorrow about 4 hours earlier than now

>>7808791
It's okay anon. We all have stuff to do or we are tired, like right now! I want to RP really bad but I'm dying. You can pick a session with me and leave (or cum) whenever you want.

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>>7808824

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>>7808858
(I'd like that. You might have to go with FutaNon or course, because I have like no Male Xenomorph pics. Any specific scenes you have in mind?)

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>>7808856

I love you Mecha.

>>7808844

Awww.

>>7808865
>The beta tester is fine with waiting a while longer, as he's also too tired to continue with his boss. Instead, he lifts up some of the covers and slips under them, then cozies up with her.

>I've eaten 4 burritos, 3 packs of beef ramen, a small pizza, a quesadilla, 2 hotdogs, and an apple
>I only weigh 135lbs
>I'm still hungry
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME

>>7808862
It's not because of his fucking shitty english, I mean, there's some people with bad english here but he's a creep on top of it.

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>>7808865
Sounds good, we'll start something up tomorrow, or whenever you're more rested. If the weekend's better, I'm fine with waiting till then as well!

For now, though, get some sleep.

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>>7808871
>Nothin in real particular, but perhaps the Xenomorph is lookin for mates in Honnouji, and a certain band leader stumbles upon it.

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>>7808865
Hey. Hear me out here. You know how all the survival zombie sim games pride themselves on being realistic as possible even though STALKER has the best gunplay in the FPS genre? What if we went the opposite direction and made it flashy and over the top? No I'm not just using this as an excuse to create another game where I can wreck everything with sword. Just think on that while I try and figure out why jumping LAUNCHES YOU INTO THE SKY.

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>>7808630
So this is the Canopy Kingdom, uh?
>Said Rance as he traveled through the streets at night, his eyes admiring the architecture and wonderful surroundings. Truly different to his more Medieval, and backwards, homeland. Of course, the purpose of his visit was to meet the Royalty of such Kingdom, rumored to be led by a beautiful and beloved Princess.
>Clearing his throat, he made his way into the Palace, going straight for the Throne Room…
>… Until he got distracted by a massive painting of Queen Nancy Renoir.
Woah, she’s pretty hot! I’d totally do her!

>>7808884
you clearly have tapeworms

>>7808860
Ah yes, it should.
>He looked around, walking over to the bench of oils, but not before glancing back at her. His memory still contained the images of Parasoul's body writhing in ecstasy over and under him, and his tongue lit up at the faint ghost of her taste. Turning back around, he picked up two bottles, one infused with the oil of lavender, and the other with the oil of Jasmine.
These will work.
>The man turned to face her again.

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>>7808888
(I guess that's fine. I think it should definitely take place in the bowels of the school. Would you like to start? Or should I?

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>>7808863
Such a little slut being so wet already~

>"Shut up~"

>The other two are recording this shit for prosperity making sure to include that poor bastard's reactions

>"Damn look at them go~"

>"So hot.....I'm jealous.."

>Celestia continues her assault the owner of the store clearly not giving a fuck what so ever about what's going on hell she's flicking the bean behind the counter over this scene playing out

The business... I require it

If I can stay awake long enough

>>7808907
You looking to expand your business?

>>7808906
>anon continued to try not to look, holding the purses on his lap. The girl's lewd moans rang in his ear.

>>7808914
Not exactly. But business would definitely result in expanding, if you know what I mean.

An erection.

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>>7808906
>The other two are recording this shit for prosperity

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>>7808778
>She followed him without a word as he led her to a couch. Watching him sit down on one of the cushions, she was about to do the same, until he gave her a rather rude tug on her arm. Strange, it seemed he wanted her to sit on his lap. She had no qualms with it, so she sat her large butt on his lap, and before she knew it, he ripped off the one scrap of clothing that covered her breasts. She was somewhat saddened by the loss of clothing, but did as the man asked. She easily removed her shorts as she was sitting on his lap.
Raccoon.
>She stated normally, obviously not knowing it was a odd name, even for her species.
What comes next?
>She asked as she turned her head back to stare at him.

>>7808810
>She continued to happily pet away at the man, that is until they both suddenly jet towards a nearby couch. Sitting down on the familiar cushion, she stares back down at the small man again. Her face had a look of confusion on it. She obviously didn't know what he was talking about.

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>>7808904
>I can start!
>Nonon groaned and rolled her eyes, as Uzu once again, sent her to do his work. Of course, she wasn't exactly afraid of the dark, n-not that the mountain of stuffed animals on her bed, or the nightlight she kept in her room said anything. But the basement of Honnouji always did creep her out.
Eugh, lazy bastard...
Outta get Gamagoori on his ass...
>The tiniest Deva steps into the basement, looking for the supplies that the Monkey was supposed to get.

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>>7808914
This place is definitely ripe with business opportunities!

Goodnight anon who i was talking to

>>7808926
They can sell the video later, make some cash.

>>7808949
The fucker who plays Celestia is not that clever.

>>7808942
I'm definitely not going out of business any time soon.

Hello ERP, how are you doing?

>>7808927
That’s simple! We fuck like rabbits, Raccoon!
>There was certain irony in that sentence. Grinning, the male pressed the length of his shaft against Raccoon’s crotch, the flesh making contact with her pubic hair as it rubbed against her slit. Grunting in pleasure, the male arched forward and wrapped his lips around the female’s nipples, sucking them eagerly and covering them with his spit, his wet muscle lapping around in circles.
Hmmhm~!
>His hands then reached for her buttocks, groping them and squeezing her asshceeks.

>>7808960
Doing good. How are you?

>>7808953
>The fucker who plays Celestia is not that clever.
Someone give this man a medal, because apparently he's the only person who has realized that Celestia is fucking retarded.

>>7808960
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvWh6PMi9Ek

>>7808927
>Anon could see her vacant expression, and her sudden quiet didn't help his growing nerves wither. Still, she was sitting there and not leaving of hitting him, so he relaxed and decided to take it further.
It's a pretty nice thing to do, very relaxed and laid back. You don't have to worry about too much at all, all I have to do for starters is just lay back on your lap like this....
>He goes through with it, face flushing as he slowly but surely rests his head on her cozy thighs. He looks right up at her massive bust, taking a deep gulp and gesturing to her again.
...and you just take off your top and put one of those in my mouth. To get me nice and hard down there for even more fun! What do you think?

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>>7808929
>The creature heard the sounds of someone walk into the dark wet underbelly of the school. She picked up the hormones of what /appeared/ to be that of a male human, which drove her instincts to follow the source of the noise. She crept up the walls and ceiling, sneaking though the halls until she saw... A female? She was a little confused, not sure why a female would have scents of a male, so she decided to keep following the girl.

>>7808960
No too bad. Tired, but probably still going to try to lewd later. How about you?

>>7808966
>>7808977

I'm Fine, thanks.

>>7808968
Found him. Behind the second beach chair.

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>>7808881
>With one arm she hugs her beta tester, hugging him tightly and following her dreams even during her sleep.

>>7808887
Adios anon, I'm gonna take a rest now.

>>7808889
It sounds like a good idea!, just like rocket league and dead rising. We can make our game more fun instead of more realistir, but we need to moderate the ''fun'' things or our game will endup like bread simulator, goat simulator or X simulator. Don't worry about the sword, that's absolutely going to be inside the game as a trash tier weapon! Just behind the rifles. U-Uh I told you that my game was bugged, also this is your job, you need to break my game as much as possible!

>After saying those things Aoba drops on the floor and closes her eyes in a pile of tiny boxes.

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>>7808891
Ahem.
>Parasoul took keen notice of those words from the stranger in their historical exhibit and smacked him in the back of the head with a palm. She stood calm and aloof awaiting his response, expecting it to be either violent or a flirt given his opinion of her mother.
That is the former queen of this kingdom you dunce! Show respect for nobility!
>>7808896
>Parasoul looks over to the familiar follower of hers to see his selection, noting that he picked two of the more expensive bottles of scented lavender and jasmine.
You truly are a man of taste anon, well no need to be shy about it. I could use a thorough massage after such a long day~
>Parasoul doesn't waste time and walks over to the massage table, pulling off her sweater and skirt with just a few tugs. Soon after that came her bra, lying flat on her stomach on the massage table in nothing but her elegant panties.
Don't keep a lady waiting, monsieur

>>7808960
Hi Nonny

>>7808960
Nose is stuffy and I'm hungry. Otherwise good.

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>>7808976
>Nonon, already on edge due to the spooooky ass basement, jumps a little when she hears movement.
>The only people that were allowed in here were the Elite Four, the janitors, and Satsuki... so what was that?
M-Monkey... I swear to god, if you're trying to s-scare me... I'll kick your sorry ass into the goddamn pavement!
You hear me!?
>Nonon talks big, but she's still very little, compared to everyone else. And it shows as she gulps a bit, and shivers.
I-it's just my imagination.. right?
>Nonon reassures herself that. And if it wasn't, and it happened to be a certain green-haired dickbag, the nurses would have work to do.

>>7808997
>Nonny
Who?

>>7809012
It's a cutesy name for "Anon"/"Anonymous"
S-sorry

>>7809015
Ah ok. Thank you.

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>>7808920
(Sorry for the wait I had to deal with some bullshit)

>"Geez look at this guy..."

Hey!...Look over here or I'll fucking make you look!

>"This is making me lose my mood..."

>"No shit"


>They all stopped what they were doing and sighed

>"This isn't going to get that many views..."

Nice job you little prick

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>>7808995
>The swordsman slowly turned around before taking a look at the woman insulting him in a most rude way! Of course, Rance was pleasantly surprised as he noticed that the redhead was strikingly similar to the woman in the portrait. Exchanging quick looks with both Parasoul and the painting, he realized something important: Parasoul was the woman in the portrait, having dyed her hair.
Oh, I didn’t mean to insult you in any way but I do mean every single word, Miss….
>Once more, he turned to the painting, searching for the name… Nancy, uh?
… Nancy Renoir!

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>>7808989
Look at her. Out like a log. I have no problem at all with the sword being the trash weapon. The higher the skill ceiling, the sweeter the pay off. They did the same thing in GGO and I dominated the hell out of that game. Poor thing, working so hard to make her dreams come true. It'd be inspiring and adorable if I gave half a shit. I just want to put my name in a video game. That's the prime team. Okay, so, while the boss lady sleeps let's break her game.

>And so Kirito left his employer to sleep where she was, sitting at the computer and resuming the long arduous, process of slamming his character into the wall over and over again to make sure that everything was running properly with that one section. Sometime during that shift, when Kirito decided to take a personally scheduled lunch break, he draped his coat over body as a makeshift blanket. If anyone asked, he was using her as a coat rack and for no other reason whatsover.

>>7808995
>He bit his lip at the familiar sight of his princess' almost-nude figure, but restrained himself any further. His thumb popped open the bottle of lavender oil, and he poured some onto his palms, rubbing them together to heat the slick coating. Standing at her side, his eyes sliding along her back, he planted his fingers at the beginning of the small of her back. A gentle pressure worked in, as he began to roll them up.
A thorough massage, you say? I'll make sure that each inch of you is worked to a warm relaxation.
>The implication may have hung heavy in his voice. He stopped at her shoulders, then traced over the blades, circling back down along her sides. Wherever he felt tension, he pressed in gently with his thumb and index finger, squeezing the muscle slightly in pulses.

>>7809015
I'll show you sorry, little fucker. I demand recompense.
>Pushes anon down to the ground and forces my tongue into his mouth

>>7809050
That's pretty gay dude

>>7809032
>Anon was made to feel like he'd ruined things for everyone, not catching on that they were playing it up just to hurt him.
I'm sorry...
>Anon winced.
It just...hurts so much.
>Anon said, not specifying what hurt.

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>>7809003
(I think it would be best is she's wearing the nudist uniform, since having her wear her regular uniform would obviously make it harder for the Xenomorph to pin her down and rip up her clothing. That alright with you?)
>She continued to follow the woman, stopping in a dark corner. Normally, she was supposed to kill any human women she saw, as they were a threat to the mating rituals. But this one was different, somehow. She needed to find out why. She let out a long but quiet hiss, hoping that the girl would follow the source of the noise and fall right into a trap. She also clanged her long tail against some pipes, just for more effect. She waited patiently for her to get close, like a leopard waiting for it's prey.

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>>7809068
>>7808976

>>7809050
This is me-mmph!
>Aha, it was a trick! It was not an Anon, but a Femanon! ...Who was currently struggling to push the Anon's tongue out with her own.