Hunger Roleplay Thread
>roleplays
>>7793370
Fine. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt you're looking for. If you can prove the rule of cool can outperform practicality and technique I'll give you a pat on the back or something, even though you're underestimating subtlety.
>shows some leg
Surely this will get me some replies..
>>7793405
Fuck off Izaya
>>7793408
Thank you for your patronage
>>7793398
>dies
>>7793404
Things like subtlety are usually too complicated and require thinkin', which is something I'm not good at!
But whatever, now we just have to wait for a game to see if your subtle or my GOLDEN tactic is the better one!
>Kintoki sits down on the ground, waiting for something to happen
Any second now....
>Obviously nothing happens
Any minute now....
...
Maybe in a few hours.
I was going to make some elaborate entrance to get things moving along, but in all honesty I'm pretty checked out for the night.. So hey I guess.
>>7793433
>Patiently waits in the GOLDEN silence left behind by fatigue
>Offers cigarette
>>7793456
Farewell, Kaito.
Is it time for a Rinnu Giveaway Gamsu
>burps
>>7793456
What kind of excuse is that? Just because you're kinda sleepy, that doesn't mean you shouldn't shout your lungs out or do something grand if you're feelin' like it!
>>7793460
>He accepts the offer and takes the cigarette
Seems like without a motive to kill each other, this is the most entertaining thing that idiots like us can do here.
Y'all niggas praised Jashin today?
>>7793501
You giving a number yet, or nah?
>>7793456
Dammit, Kaito, just go to sleep.
>>7793492
I'm not completely out.
>>7793505
I don't have lungs and people are trying to sleep I think.
What are we listening to?
>>7793512
wh-what...?
>>7793512
Can't, the stars are too pretty tonight.
>>7793521
...Yep. Alright, I'm dumb and read that wrong. Sorry.
>>7793522
Dammit, Kaito...you really do always make dumb decisions.
>>7793456
Welll hello there pretty boy. Come back for some more sweetened words from your number 1 fan? That's so nice!
>>7793501
Count me in! Getting things for punching people in the face sounds perfect!
>>7793515
That sounds like a really lame excuse. Who would sleep so close to a place filled with idiots?
>>7793501
Yes
>>7793505
Ha.
At least until someone more interesting shows up!
Wow, /pol/ is a lot weirder than I remember. What the fuck is going on with you people?
>>7793540
Fuck jews
>>7793540
Delete /pol/
>>7793547
congrats you've killed the whole site
>>7793525
Is it all that dumb to appreciate the small things?
>>7793530
I'm sorry to say I believe Paula to be my number one fan and the only sweets O care for are the icey kind.
>>7793531
Other idiots.
>>7793515
Oh...? Uh... You okay?
>Jin lifts himself up after tieing his shoes, he then leans back against the wall minding his own buisness.
Good morning!...Or whatever your time is.
>>7793540
Operation liberate Sweden is a go.
>>7793516
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kTbl6OzH3W0
>>7793559
They'll still be there, man.
>>7793538
Someone more interesting? Don't tell me that you don't even appreciate my GOLDEN presence!
>>7793559
But!
>Kintoki stops himself from saying anything else, as he realizes that the other guy's words actually make some sense
Huh, you're right about that!
>>7793560
How goes the job by the way? I see you're still keeping quite well dressed.
>>7793565
It's been raining, this is the first time the sky will be clear for the next few days, or so says the weather channel.
>>7793572
I apologize if I come across as something I'm not, when my batteries are low I switch off some things, one being a filter for my words.
Hey HG, how is it that you have no anon shitposting compared to ERP which is like 90% anon shitposting? I'm jealous.
>>7793590
Our resident shitposter is gone for the time being.
>>7793572
I'm just saying a troublemaker or two would make things more bearable.
>>7793559
Icy? No problem. As Nohr's leading connoisseur on confectionery, I can hook you up with the best products. Anything for such a handsome stud like you. Once you have tasted my sugary product, you'll be wanting for more!
>>7793593
You mean Hoshi?
>>7793584
Don't take those words back, because those words were totally right! This place is filled with idiots, so it's expected that even around it there would be a few!
Perfect! That way I'll fit right in!
>>7793590
Because 90% of ERP is nothing but butthurt, salty fags who feel like they have something to prove on a website dedicated to Japanese cartoons
>>7793604
She sure is.
>>7793563
Morning? Aaah, crap, it's already six? I shouldn't be awake right now...
>>7793584
...You tried seeing the sky from somewhere else?
>>7793604
Heh, thanks for the (You).
>>7793620
Whatsup
>>7793594
Right. Right! You're right about that! We need people to block our punches with their faces, or we would be punching nothing but air!
anyone mind if I play with my OC
>>7793584
Fair, if I'd say so myself.
>He digs around his pockets withdrawing a carton of cigarettes, he lifts the top, and grabs a menthol.
anyone mind if I play with my dick
anyone mind if I play with my asshole
>>7793596
If it's an ice cream I have yet to try I would be fine with that. Though I'll have to eat it fast, what with me being such a hot stud.
>>7793612
I wasn't taking them back, I just meant that as I might feel bad for saying them later on. But I have been given no evidence of stupidity from you, so until that time I will withhold judgement.
>>7793617
You want me to drive around like this? Man Rika, I wasn't aware you wanted me dead.
>>7793638
At the rate you smoke those I'd say you'd be one of the people I outlive first. But in reality you wouldn't die from something like that with what jobs you have.
>>7793653
No, you idiot, I.... I'm not thinking straight here, I think I should just go pass out.
anyone mind if I play with your dick
>>7793634
Eh, not much, just waiting for a new game.
>>7793617
Well, we're all early birds I guess.
>>7793661
>kisses
>>7793653
Oohooohoooh. Upping the ante, are we? I don't think not even the top of a mountain would be enough to cool you down, pretty boy!
>Snickering to herself, she picks a pink paperwrapped candy and tosses it towards Kaito, nearly hitting his head
Get a taste of this, honeybee. Fresh from the oven and made by yours truly!
>>7793617
Is she...single?
>>7793653
So you're the kind of guy who doesn't judge a book by its cover. That's fine by me, but don't cry yourself to sleep, just because you said some mean things that you didn't like.
>>7793664
Anon, What do you think you're doing?
>>7793671
I dunno I'm bored
>>7793666
She's not a redhead anymore, and I doubt she's interested in that right now.
And yes I mean both being a redhead and romance.
>>7793661
Actually, I've just been up that long.
>>7793653
Ehh... I'm at the security of my own comfort.
>He uncomfortably sifts along the sides of his suit for a lighter.
....
>>7793664
>Notices your bulge
OwO
What's This?
>>7793658
Make sure you're in your shell first, don't want you going into a touch induced coma again.
>>7793665
Upping the ante? I'm sorry but I'm already the max bet.
>He takes the wrapped sweet and undresses it as quickly as it came into his grasp then takes a while to actually put it into his mouth.
Hmm.. It's not ice cream, but I wouldn't turn it down if I were offered another one.
>>7793667
There's more than one kind of guy I could be described as, I'm sure you're the same.
But don't get me wrong, I'd just regret them, the past is the past though.
>>7793683
Hah.. I don't really get it, but it sounds like something you'd say, cool.
>He pulls a lighter out from his back pocket, lights it, and holds it out for him.
Looking for one of these?
>>7793689
>>7793690
...Let's not discuss that, alright? Bye.
Later, people.
>>7793690
As much as I'd like otherwise, keeping ice cream in my stash would get messy. It will melt and totally RUIN my underclothing. Not to mention if anything gets stuck in my hair! Last time my kid threw a piece of bubblegum in my hair it took me one whole morning to get it out properly and wash it all down!
O-oh..you like it? Well thanks. I don't get complimented often for my work. But don't think giving me one gets you free samples all the time!
>She throws you another wrapped piece of candy. This one is much harder in texture...and much sweeter. The smell is already finding it's way through your nostrils.
Careful with this one, Blueberry. This is called ''Selena's Special Sugarbomb'' for a damn good reason!
...
>>7793707
>kissu
>>7793678
Oh, so you stay up late, huh? That's cool, I like staying up all night as well.
>>7793676
Yeah, me too, but this isn't the time for that.
>>7793690
I'm cool? ....
>He draws the cigeratte towards the lighter, keeping a firm yet loosen expression on his face. The pungent scent of the cigeratte filters the air, as he rhythmically exchanges a puffs with a loosen grip on his finger tips. He offers Kaito a cig, sliding a menthol from the box carton.
Want one...?
>>7793692
>>7793689
>>7793717
Do any of hgfags look like this?
>>7793721
Wiggins looks like the right.
>>7793717
OwO
>>7793709
Hmmm it's so dead around here
>>7793717
>>7793700
Have a goodnight then Rika, I'll remember that for next time.
>>7793701
Kids are like that, I can't really recall how many times I had to cut out a clump of my hair because of something like that. Even so kids are very hard to hate.
Oh? Another one? I wasn't expecting a candy shop to be openned at this hour, especially one giving out free samples.
>He holds the candy above his head by the sides of the wrappings and tears it open causing the candy to land on his awaiting tongue.
This one is.. A little too sweet for my tastes, forgive me for saying this but sometimes an adult needs something a bit more bitter.
>>7793716
Haha, you wouldn't care about it if I said yes, right? But for the sake of it, I think you're pretty cool. Torture aside that is.
>He declines the offer with a raised hand and a shake of the head as he replaces the lighter to his back pocket.
I'm good Jin.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBIubgsfK8E
Be enriched, HG
>nuzzles entire thread
>>7793770
>grows a bulge
>>7793752
I don't see it as torture, nor do I see it as an injustice for what I did to those fucks. You may see it in that perspective, I can't blame you... it's questionable.
>>7793761
How progressive!
>>7793785
You know me Jin, I'm just not one to find something like torture as something that I'd want to hear of, let alone see. I'm a softy for a place like this.
>>7793752
Tell me about it. I love my kid. As dumb as her father but all the same sweetness not even all the sugar in the world can match.
Bitter? BITTER? I have my standards. I'd never feed anyone candy that's almost akin to poison. Either your sweet tooth finds statisfaction or you should find business somewhere else.
>>7793770
C-Can you not?
>>7793772
>Notices bulge
OwO
What's this?
Hiyoko is
C U T E
U
T
E
>>7793804
Aww...Flattery will get you everywhere!
>>7793807
P-please ERP with me
I want to lick Hiyoko's soles
>>7793815
There's a thread for that.
>>7793797
Well there's a saying for things like family, 'A person is more likely to have a bad memory stick to them than a good one. So a person who can recall good memories means they're definitely happy.', or something like that.
But there are sour candies aren't there? I suppose not everyone has a mature palete.
>He shrugs while still sucking on the hard sweet.
>>7793820
Yeah but we don't have a Hiyoko
I mean we did for about an hour at one point but that was me
>>7793830
Oh? Is that so? Hmm...I suppose there's a first time for everything.
>>7793796
....as long as you're not a target of bullying, then you're good.
>>7793815
Dangans are nuclear waste
>>7793835
Thank you for your consideration, little dango.
>>7793841
Hot.
>>7793843
Dangans are little treasures with 0 character but I love them anyway.
>>7793836
The target of bullying? I don't believe I am, but I like to call my state of mind 'blissfully unaware' for the most part.
>>7793843
Sure, i'll consider it.
>>7793824
Y'know? It's not always your blood family. There's plenty of people I fought aside by side with that I trust with my own life and that of others. If anything they are all brothers and sisters of mine. I'll never be alone anywhere..It feels good, after all the -
Nevermind. Back to what you just said.I haaave some sour candies. I'll never even think of sampling them. Nagak nows if they are even..you know? ''Soury'' enough to be good. And I don't want a horde of angry girls after my hide if my candy makes their nr.1 singer sick as a bee down with the flu.
>>7793854
It's a result of living a pampered life, I guess.
I want to try acid but I'm scared.
>>7793880
assssid
Master Windu. I take it General Grievous has been destroyed then. I must say, you're here sooner than expected
King Knight's waifu is mine.
>>7793864
I suppose I could understand that feeling a bit, I've never been to any war before but none of my family is actually blood related. Not actually having blood would do that to anyone. Though I have to say, I don't know if I could trust them with my life, probably because trust like that easy to give for someone in my family.
But a horde? Don't flatter me so much, plus I can guarantee you I won't get sick from a candy. Well, unless it contains a computer virus, haha.
>>7793871
I can't deny that, it's the life of an idol after all but you understand how the world is. We can't control things like being born into a role.
>>7793898
>notices bulge
W-Windu?
>>7793900
kys, KK is a pure cinnamon bun.
>>7793935
I'm going to enact NTR on KK.
He will watch in despair as I violate his waifu.
>>7793940
He'd treat her better than you, you filthy irish niglet.
>>7793929
Are you threatening me, Master Jedi?
>>7793951
Kamina, shut up.
>>7793928
Different keys...different..what was the word again, Blueberry? Strokes? Never was one for bookwurming. And please don't say creepy stuff like that. I like you better if you act all..you know.. dreamy, hand some and attractive
>With a sly wink, she tosses the handsome vocaloid a bag of...something. There's a skull written on it with red ink.
Ignore the drawing because it was not my idea. Everything in it is sour. Don't come back crying to me when you spend a good full moon hurling over a balcony or something.
>>7793958
>Actually unironically calling me Kamina
>>7793951
Not true. I would be perfect for Hiyoko. I appreciate her. I would never bully her.
>>7793962
I have a cat. I take care of the cat. I also take decent care of myself when mumsy is at college and I'm home alone (i.e. almost always).
>>7793969
:^)
odds host
evens relax
>>7793977
Cats and you yourself are not girls
Taking care of a girl requires love, patience, and skill
>>7793984
dubs and you erp.
>>7793984
How about relax and host :^)
>>7793928
Roles result from action, whether it's consequence of inclination or something saught. I ask you this Kaito; if were given the choice to give up your role for something new... What would it be?
>>7793984
thanks god
>>7793979
Kamina doesn't even like me, how dare you
>>7793977
No no, you don't understand.
You want to be Hiyoko's bitch, lap at her toes like the mutt you are while she giggles at how pathetic you are.
What Hiyoko really needs is a good hard dicking, and someone to put her in her place. That's what she secretly desires, and you aren't capable of it.
Master HG. I take it that your code has been finished then. I must say, you're done sooner than expected.
>>7793985
Believe it or not, but Bolin had a girlfriend once.
Then she claimed to be demisexual and I called her autistic.
>>7793993
True actually. Still, it would be comfy as heck. Ain't nuffin wrong with being a sub bitch tbqhwyfam
>>7793961
That's it exactly. But dreamy,handsome and attractive? That sounds like something my number one fan would say, I really do miss her.
>He opens the bag and peers inside he reaches in with a hand and starts fishing around in it like some kind of mystery grab bag.
Don't worry too much about me, in fact it's normally me that worries. In any case thank you for all of this, it is very kind of you to give so much.
>>7793991
I suppose you're right, but that's not a kind of question you just pop on someone. If I had to answer though I'd probably be a cook or something.
>>7794007
Yes there is kys
>>7794035
No you, gaylord.
>>7794020
Y-you're doing me a favor by taking this junk of my back. Gives me more room for hiding stashes that's actually usable.
>To emhasis what she means, she jump up and down a few times, with each landing a handfull of wrapped candyrocks, lollipops and chocolates falling out of various hidden pockets within her wardrobe. She wastes no time picking up her vital food supply.
I never leave home without atleast two dozen emergency sugar rushes!
>>7794041
Faggot go choke on a futa cock
>>7794020
....? I'm getting mixed feelings from you; you said yourself about being forced into a role, right? I sensed a bit doubt from you, that's why I asked.
You sound unsure... how come?
>>7794066
Man, I don't like futa. Traps or females are the only way.
>>7794087
>Doesn't like futa
>Does like traps
Doesn't make you any less gay.
>summons my stand
now you niggrs best stop bein gay
>>7794087
Fine, choke on some toes or something double fag.
>>7794100
I know senpaitachi.
>>7794112
I would if the only person I ERP with wasn't sleeping.
>>7794107
Nice stand.
Ay yo! YO! WHITE BOY! Ay man look I just came out the church tryna turn mah life around nah'mean? Just tryna get back home but I need like two dollas for bus fare. Help a brotha out?
>>7794201
Ugh, fine.
>Hiyoko hands over two dollars.
>>7794212
*throws a piece of candy at*
Wake up little birdies!
>>7794268
But I'm sleepy...
I can host a shitty game just depends on how badly we need one
>>7794268
>Smooches the cutie
>>7794282
>smooches back
>>7794278
Then go to bed dumb dumb!
>>7794279
That will be your call to make.
>>7794268
They're awake!
>>7794279
(Its up to you.)
>>7794289
I-I'm not that sleepy, besides I can't sleep all day.
>>7794289
>fuccs the succ
>>7794289
>Is smooched and has their soul drained
>>7794246
>Replaces with a lemon gummy
>>7794268
>>7794212
Remember when Hiyoko was nice to people and gave them money? My favourite part in DR2.
First 3
>>7794307
I want to love Saber.
>>7794303
Oh come on I'm not that kind of succubus.
>>7794299
>slaps your wrist
No.
>>7794246
>Hiyoko gasps in delight.
Thank you! What kind of candy is it?
>>7794268
I'm already awake.
>>7794325
>They had a heart attack at the cute giving them affection
>>7794304
Hey!! I want the other candy back!!
Entry for the now Third Giveaway Games During Dead Hours (TGGDDH, I'm working on the name)
>Include Male/Female if ambiguous
>First 24/36, just keep entering and I'll bump according to UIDs
>Winner gets to pick a number of 1-160
>And receives a random Steam game which corresponds to that number
>If a filler wins/you don't want the game, the key will be posted in-thread
>>7794346
Fluorette
>>7794346
Hitler
>>7794346
Chika Takami
>>7794346
Lord Beerus
>>7794352
>>7794346
>Female
>>7794346
Nagisa Kaworu
>>7794346
Ruka Urushibara
(Male)
>>7794346
Hassan
>>7794346
Madoka
>>7794346
Arthur Pendragon
>>7794346
Sakuya Izayoi
>>7794346
Shimakaze
(Male)
>>7794346
DEMON STANCE
>>7794346
Maria and Harusame
>>7794346
Shii
>>7794346
Hidan
>>7794346
Orihara Izaya
>>7794373
Is this Yuno?
>>7794346
Baki
>>7794346
Tiny snek
>>7794346
Eggman-kun
>>7794346
Black Hood
>>7794346
Otabek Altin
>>7794392
I was the post directly above it.
>>7794346
Velvet Scarlatina
>>7794406
I look at you all, see the love there that's sleeping.
>>7794346
Hiyoko Saionji
>>7794346
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>7794346
Amami Rantaro
>>7794433
MOKOU
>>7794346
Stellan Skarsgard
Fucking hell I missed by seconds
>>7794346
Sticky Fingaz
>>7794462
Enter it anyway.
>>7794346
Nozomi
>>7794468
>enters into the tribute above
>>7794346
Mr. Bread
>>7794414
Yuno's Madoka. Someone else is Saber.
>>7794414
Wh-what don't you understand, confused black man?
Y'all mind if I praise God?
>>7794454
>>7794497
praise this
>unzips sun
>>7794497
God is a girl
Cool.
>>7794514
>>7794355
>>7794437
Exchange, Bitte. uncle Adolf needs a nap anyway.
>>7794501
Stop wearing suspenders it's 2017, you look like a farmer.
>>7794514
I'm okay with this. Let's go!
>>7794514
I'm ready!
>>7794509
>praising the sun
>not the glorious lord Jashin
Enjoy eternal damnation anon.
>>7794510
No he fukin isn't you retard.
>>7794508
>There's just another saberfag now. It's no different from having Saber Alter/Lily/Sakura etc.
And thus, after a swap, we start.
>>7794567
But Saber. I can only declare my love for a single Saber at the time! This literally tears my heart apart!
>>7794491
it's kuga
>>7794574
Kuga is Saber Alter i think
>>7794574
Is kuga the new Kamina stealing avas?
>>7794557
God is a girl, wherever you are
Do you believe it, can you receive it?
God is a girl, whatever you say
Do you believe it, can you receive it?
>>7794580
>tfw no Sakura Saber
>>7794535
I can wear anything I want, anytime, anywhere.
>>7794568
We'll get through if we stuck together.
>>7794528
Aren't you supposed to be removing people like me?
>>7794568
It wasn't all that difficult.
>>7794585
>can you receive it?
>tfw you will never receive gods fem-dick in your ass
>>7794568
Why aren't we letting anyone in? What if someone needs help?
>>7794557
Wow Hidan, what are you doing here?
>>7794573
Go on and declare your love to one of my counterparts. My heart and body are already pledged in service to my knighthood.
>>7794586
Say the word
>>7794613
The Bird
>>7794601
Leather strips, tape, whatever! I've got plenty of tools to keep me safe.
Where's Mysterious Heroine X?
>>7794619
Don't you know about the bird
>>7794601
All of you don't belong to this world anymore, I'll end your torment with a single strike!
>zambies get Excalibur'd
>>7794601
>>7794595
Don't worry one bit. I know what I'm doing when it comes to adventuring out into the unknown.
>>7794613
Fuck off
>>7794601
>Ruka was just minding his own business, taking his time to scavenge the area
>>7794613
the word
>>7794636
How about you fuck off Kamnigger :)
>>7794585
Get that blasphemous shit outta my face.
>>7794603
Deidara my dude, I'm just here to praise god and slay heathans.
>>7794645
Fuck your circlejerk
Who are the most powerful avatars in HG lore, except for Eggman-kun and District 10 Male?
>>7794651
Fuck you, we aren't opening this door! As a punishment for being late, you can sleep outside!!
>>7794650
Sounds what you like to do on regular basis, Have fun.
>>7794664
Frog Knight
>>7794633
Oh really? Well thats nice to know.
>>7794651
>He groans as he wanders away
O-owie... I-I knew I shouldn't have spent so much time out here.
>>7794673
So powerful that he had to fake his death
>>7794651
....?
>>7794651
At times of dread it is wise to remain together. What good will it bring us to quarrel like this? Please reconsider, our chances of survival cannot be lowered more than they already are.
>>7794664
Beerus
>>7794664
>HG lore
>>7794671
Yeah pretty much, gotta kill for jashin and all that.
Even in a dump like this.
>>7794664
If we're talking neohgaian then there's quite a few like Alma Elmo and Sophisto and his offspring can be considered quite powerful but not on Eggman-kun levels. Before that time? Many of the greater hg walkers are dead. Some say Eggman-kun killed them and absorbed their power as his own... We'll never now the truth, nobody's left around to tell the tale but him. And he doesn't talk much as you know.
>>7794677
Why would he do that on anime circlejerk """"""community""""""
>>7794687
Maybe you would have been part of HG lore if you weren't a cancerous leech on society that plays posts the shittiest Overwatch character
>>7794687
>not believing in HGs deepest lore
Fuck off newfag
>>7794693
Forgive me, but I cannot end your misery like this when you've yet to give out your last breath. Get up and fight until the very end.
>>7794713
>judging me from a mere reaction pic
Lmao I don't even play overmeme, stay mad.
>>7794715
Nice meme.
>>7794693
EEK! Y-you can have whatever you want, just don't kill me!!
>>7794725
>Hiyoko smiles.
>>7794725
>jumping from building to building
>on a bike
My riding skills can only take me so far with this vehicle.
>>7794761
>Hiyoko screams and fights off the Infected.
Get fucked!!
>>7794781
Bad Hiyoko. Don't swear.
>>7794761
With the body of a servant I can asure you this infection will not affect me. I'll carry out this food to the other camp!
>and halfway on her journey seibah ate most of the food.
>>7794781
GO TO THE TIMEOUT
>>7794787
>>7794810
Pfft, who do you think you are, my mom? Don't fucking tell me what to do.
>>7794799
WHOO, WE'RE HERE TO STEAL YOUR- Oh shit, we walked in on a suicide.
>>7794799
Our numbers grow thinner by each passing week, does my leadership leaves that much to be desired?
>>7794847
>Hiyoko screams as the Infected chomps her skull.
>>7794847
Unlike many in this arena I won't succumb to the effects of this disease. I'll treat your injuries to the best of my ability.
>Mokou joins your party.
>tfw falling asleep but need to stay awake incase I win
>>7794847
Why must this always happen? It's almost as if everybody I talk to is cursed to be taken from the shadows.
>Otabek watches as the Infected drags off what's left of Hiyoko
>>7794896
I will no longer partake in this pointless bloodbath. You two, stand aside and allow me to finish this.
>Swings excalibah at the undead, killing him for real.
>>7794934
Poor snek
>>7794934
>Otabek looks over his shoulder at his new companion, then back down into the pile of loot he was searching through
I'll only be a few more minutes. With the supplies in here, we'll be able to survive the trip back without any cause for concern.
>>7794817
>tells you what to do
>>7794934
Your soul has been spared from torment, serpent. May you reach salvation in your way to the other side. And now, to not let your death go in vain the flesh of this body shall become tonight's lunch.
>NO ARTHUR NO
>>7794975
>Otabek pulls the machete out of the Infected, then shoves its carcass to the side. He holds his free hand out, the other still held onto the machete in case more were coming.
Need some help?
>>7794975
You have my gratitude, survivor! To think I'd be overwhelmed by the undead only for a miracle to happen, thank you.
>>7794960
Do it yourself, you cunt.
>>7795007
Y-You're supposed to be a perfect lemon cinnamon bun, don't cuss.
>>7794998
>Arty holds onto his grip to help herself raise from the ground.
Your aid is appreciated, my savior. Let's stand our grund together until we're out of danger.
>>7795015
>does a proper burial for tje kitty, and presses F to pay respects.
>>7795019
No, fuck you, I'll curse all I want to. What are you gonna do about it?
>>7795007
Wipe your feet on my face, Precious Flower.
>>7795022
>tje
>>7795035
Better idea, I'll use you as my footrest.
What /co/de is this?
All around me are familiar faces
>>7795063
Jokes on you, you absolute faggot, I'm a highschooler and my parents don't care.
>>7795085
Don't try to lie your way out of this, you look like you're in grade school. A-And stop cussing you're just making it worse!
>>7795022
I'm fairly certain that was the last of them. Either way, it's starting to get dark out, so I believe it'd be best if we set up a place to sleep for the night here in this building.
>>7795054
K-Krusty Kraaayaaayyaaee...yaaayaa...p-pizza...It's the pizza...for you and....
>Arthur cries the night away for the lack of tasty food, particulary fast food.
>>7795087
Sure, whatever.
>Hiyoko rests her feet on the anon.
Hmm. Soft.
>>7795092
Well, i'm not. Also, fuck you.
Cringy ass anons are why I don't rp as much anymore
>>7795100
Kys Bolin discount
>>7795106
T-thanks
>Contemplates the decisions that led him to this
>>7795108
It's just Bolin and Ramsalt being the usual cancer
>>7795106
Wow and now you're abusing people... What a shitty brat.
>>7795108
t. King Knight
>>7795120
>I seriously hope you mislinked babe
>>7795108
>tfw never got kissud by anons
>>7795125
Kys Jude
>>7795100
>nodnod
I agree with that course of actions. The tournament arena is coming to a closure soon, we must prepare.
>Stretches hand forward
I'm Arthur Pendragon, once and future king of Britain, you can call me Arthur, or Saber.
>>7795122
>Hiyoko smiles, happy with the new footrest.
>>7795126
Hey, he asked! And I came up with a better idea!
>>7795139
>>7795096
>tfw you're so genuinely disinterested in the thread you post both the unedited and edited version of the feast
>>7795130
You're pretty good famalam.
>>7795120
What
He doesn't look like Bowlcut at all.
>>7795125
This desu
>>7795132
HA!
>>7795145
>it was i all along
>>7795152
>Oh, hey, it's you again.
>>7795152
How can one person have such shit taste?
Rin. Just spam the slides and let it die again, it deserves nothing more.
Why is Hoshi shitting up the threads? I thought he finally left?
>>7795171
1 more slide after this one.
>>7795172
>why walk when you can eurobeat and drift at midnight in the city of the undead.
I'm glad my master decided to avoid this horrific tournament.
>>7795157
it is i
>>7795163
all my avas are good
>>7795142
>>7795172
>Otabek accepts the handshake, blocking out whatever inappropriate questions he may have had in his mind.
A pleasure to make your acquaintance, Saber. Otabek Altin -
>Before he could finish his introduction, the Infected makes its attack and he takes it down with a single shot. Otabek can only close his eyes and wait as the other, now alerted Infected swarm him and take him out of the game.
>>7795149
>Th-Thanks, I guess.
Oh someone won
>>7795227
You're the only person in this thread that's decent next to Rin. Keep on trooping, M.
>>7795224
>S'up.
>>7795242
>faggot wins
Congrats and stuff. If you're still here holla at ya boy.
>>7795244
>Hoshi
>>7795208
>Seibah was dealing with her own horde of undead. With her bike finally runing out of gas the knight bastly outnumbered by the swarm of zombies, ending her run in the tournament.
>Meanwhile, out of the arena...
...It seems our efforts were not enough, once again.
>>7795227
>>7795277
>>7795247
not much tbqhwy
drinking some absolutely disgusting tea because apparently it'll make me smell better or something like that
>>7795244
You're wrong.
He's fucking awful because he dropped Martin.
>>7795252
Oh hey, that's me!
>>7795247
Who are you?
>>7795299
>He's fucking awful because he dropped Martin.
He's always been cancer.
>>7795304
Hi Kamina
>>7795292
>Ah, sounds like that sucks.
>>7795305
>Well, i'm a bit of a "literally who" but you can refer to me as Amy, I guess.
>>7795312
Still better than the worst Hiyoko I've ever seen, that retard Bolin or thirsty anonposters.
>>7795319
Is that your rl name
>>7795244
>I'm not sure if I'd agree, but it's nice to hear nonetheless. Thanks.
>>7795277
A shame, isn't it? I was hoping to claim a second victory from my time in this arena, considering how far I'd gotten. But I suppose we'll just have to try harder the next time around.
>>7795327
... True.
>>7795327
>I'll say this much. If you don't like me as Hiyoko, you certaintly won't like me as Mikan.
>>7795334
>No.
>>7795337
No problem buddy. Keep trucking.
>>7795344
>Mikan
Please ignore Soviet's thirst
Well jeepers people seem a bit down today. Anyone wanna talk about it with your friend Rover?
>>7795368
lol no
>>7795360
>If it makes you feel better, I also play as Robotboy and Starscream. I used to play as Numbuh 4 but I rarely do that anymore.
>>7795319
yeah, but because dood sources lmao i'm drinking two cups of peppermint tea mixed with either earl grey or lemon tea, because the latter two make it a slightly less disgusting bitter taste rather than the sweet/bitter contrast that peppermint only has.
>>7795327
mate i'm the worst hiyoko you've ever seen. used to play her here. was bad at it.
>>7795368
>pets
>Kiritsugu watches the slaughter from a great distance. The crimson of the blood pouring out of her scalp makes him raise his lip for a brief second. He opens his carton of cigarettes, stuffs the cigarette between his lips while grabbing his metal lighter from the pocket of his suit. He flicks and lights the metal lighter in one go, his hand wrapping around the heat of the flame as the flame nears the cigarette. A soft burning sound is heard, slowly pouring against Kiritsugu's eardrums, closing his eyes and sighing at yet another display he'd rather not face. With the cigarette lit and his mind in position, Kiritsugu's now ready to finish the job, uncasing the Walther WA-2000 he had stashed in the briefcase he was carrying around. The briefcase made a slick sound upon opening, echoing throughout the ruins in which the man now stood. A magazine of six (6) bullets was all that he had, but he didn't need more than just two to finish this job. Clicking in the magazine and loading the rifle, he inhales once more, the smoke covering both his lungs and his eyesight. A calm and soft voice whispering just a few words.
Yet again, children who don't know what they're doing or what they're facing. There's but one solution...
>Kiritsugu bend his knee, leaning down as he looks through the scope of his Walther WA-2000, the cold floor depicting the cold-blooded murder he had just witnessed. He made sure the stock of the WA-2000 was stuck against his shoulder, forming a tight grip as his hand wrapped around the handle. He presses his right index finger against the trigger, looking through the scope, targeting the young girl's head. A loud bang was echoing throughout the arena and the ruins, waking up sleeping birds and other animals that had been gathering in the place that was once a place of solace, being nothing more than a place for sheer serenity.
>>7795398
>Kiritsugu peeks out of his scope's vision, noticing it was a clean kill. Squinting his eyes he noticed it was a single shot that penetrated the girl's scalp via her retina, through the frontal lobe. The hole gaping at the back of her skull, a fountain of red appearing as his cigarette was halfway through its length, a dim light being all that was noticeable coming from the emotionless man’s grimace. He awaited for a brief second, pulling his hand away from the weapon he had just fired. He moves his hand towards his cigarette, throwing it to the floor as he prepared for the final shot. He lowers his head, lowering his head once more, putting his retina on the same height as the scope. His finger itching as he put his hand in place to pull the trigger once more. The masked man was now in his sight and on his mind. A single click of the metal was all that was heard in the arena as Kiritsugu confirmed his second kill. Looking away from his scope, he noticed that it was yet again a clean kill, executed the exact same way as the small girl was left in the cold. Kiritsugu picks up his Walther Wa-2000 and walks away from the ruins, the briefcase being all that was left, leaving a memoire of what happened behind in what was once a happy place.
…death
>>7795386
>Ah. I like peppermints on their own. I've never tried peppermint tea before.
3MD9W-TFNHT-QQPXR
>>7795368
A talking cat-thing! What else is new. Hello Rover.
>>7795372
Well if you feel like opening up a bit more anon you know where to find me!
>>7795391
At least one anon is friendly today!
>>7795414
Hello there stranger!
>>7795368
A talking feline has made its appereance...
>Desire to pet: Rising
>>7795337
You displayed brabery worth praising for, Otabek. Even if you couldn't come out as the victor as a knight I'm pleased by your performance. If this were my kingdom back in the days of old I'd have approvced you to join my stalwarts.
>bright smile.
>>7795411
what was it
>>7795407
it's pretty bad. earl grey is pretty dank though, but i need the peppermint in there because there's apparently some dank ass chemicals in peppermint tea that will probably make me into a manlet but it's good because it'll also end the monotone purgatory that is my voice, probably
>>7795428
You can pet all you want, just keep it above the shirt please!
>>7795456
>Ah, I see. Earl Grey sounds pretty dank.
>>7795327
Bolin is tolerable when he's not a retard and actually plays a character.
>>7795477
Huh, so... never?
>>7795477
So, never.
>>7795426
Hello there Rover, I'm Baki.
>He kneels down at eye-level with the mysterious creature.
You seem relatively enthusiastic in this wonderful morning.
>>7795477
>Bolin
>>7795466
I-I'll restrain myself!
>But saber lost her composure anyway
>[petting intensifies]
Where do you come from? Where are you headinf? Do you have an owner? If not I'll call your Arcturus!
>>7795475
earl grey's just a cup of bitterness but it's good because it reflects my personality
>>7795477
i'm tolerable in private, if i'm talking to people i like.
>>7795482
>>7795483
i can bring back Hanako if you guys want
apparently you fuckers liked my hanako.
>>7795500
mate if i'm going anonymously to talk about myself it's only to shitpost myself
>>7795428
>Otabek smiles back, and gives a slight nod of thanks. He's not taking a word of the ancient kingdom spiel seriously, but he's trying his hardest to appear convinced.
Well, I appreciate your thoughts, Saber. For now, I think it would be best if I head out - my other duties are calling. Be seeing you.
>>7795522
Just shut up, Bolin. Bring yourself back to erp and stay there.
>>7795522
>Hanako
Don't
>>7795498
Well howdy there Baki!
>Rover looks just as much like Rover as he did before you got closer
Of course I am! No one likes a grump in the morning!
>>7795520
>Petting accepted
I come from the magical land of [TOWN NAME] and no, I don't have an owner, people don't have owners! Unless you're a thirsty anon I guess.
>>7795544
>implying we want him back
Yeah, no. Fuck off.
>>7795533
>my other duties
yeah go abck to sucking cock you raging homo
>>7795544
nah i'm good
>>7795547
i used to play her
people said that they liked my hanako.
i just wanna play my wife
>>7795533
Farewell for now, and until our paths cross again.
>Waves her hand as he goes.
>>7795577
Nobody cares about any characters you play, you 13 year old autist. The only thing we ask of you is that you please stop shitting up every thread with:
A. Your shitty fetishes
B. Your le funny blogposts
C. Your absolutely atrocious RP
>b-but my uncle said I did a good Hanako!
Fuck off, kid.
>>7795554
But...you're a cat as well, but you can also understand human language...a cat person? Nekomata?
>Seibah ponders to herself.
>yfw Bolin is already rping in the threads but we can't tell because we've only seen him shitpost for so long
>>7795606
A: yeah ok that's a valid point
B: also valid
C: mate i don't even rp here
my rp isn't great, but i wouldn't say it's atrocious.
>>7795644
erp made my rp decent
you guys probably wouldn't notice if i was
>>7795644
>>7795644
>really makes you think
>implying anyone here can think enough to really make it