HG Hunger games thread Seafood pot edition
>>7791195
>>7791210
>Comes back with a seafood pot
Apologies for...hm? She's gone, and I took no less than a few minutes in the kitchen to bring this. I guess I'll have to return it.
>....
Or I can eat it all myself.
>>7791191
But I would have to plant it some place relatively far away, and then walk out there all the time.
better OP image imo
>>7791301
TRICK OR TREAT SMELL MY FEET GIVE ME SOMETHING GOOD TO EAT
how dead is the thread right now? I have something I want to try
>>7791315 (Flan)
...Oh, goddammit, don't tell me you've got amnesia.
>>7791331
Careful with that kinda language!
She could be lurking around any corner!
>>7791331
>sprays with water
>>7791301
>Sits down quietly.
>>7791331
Feet?
>Shion
>>7791301
She said to give it to the girl with the funny hat.
I speak glub.
>>7791337
Don't think I do Flan-Flan is a o....
Dang it, did it again!
>>7791340
>>7791340
I have no reason to be scared of Shii. She is my sister after all!
>>7791342
Nyaaaa!
>Runs under the couch
>>7791244
>>7791241
It's fiiine. Don't make such a fuss about it. Not like there weren't already multiple sabers.
>>7791232
Ask me again tomorrow when it isn't bedtime pls
>>7791361
goodnight yuno
>>7791358
Do what? Don't stop yourself mid-sentence, genius. At least you know your name. The first part...
>>7791361
>Gnight.
>>7791359
You'll endanger us all!
>>7791331
Is that some sort of enchantation for a ritual? We don't have to venture in the occult if you only wish for food. Take a seat.
>>7791343
Your manners in the table will be well rewarded, anonymous.
>Serving some steamy seafood stew.
>>7791314
Bah....
Just how big of an effect is the magic around *hic* Eientei anyway? How troublesoooome!
I mean, do you haave any other choice? Just do it or don't!
>more drinking still
It's that simple!
>>7791258
I remember hearing of that...! I wasn't involved, but...if only I had been.
And of course, I don't know if the others are still around...
..Hey, it took integrity to stay that whole time. Good on you.
>she pats her on the shoulder
>>7791281
Sakuya? The PAD maid? Pfft... She acts uppity to most people. That's just unavoidable!
>>7791301
kys kuga
>>7791319
I'm using this next time I make a new thread
hi
>>7791301
Food? Awesome, bring me some here~!
>>7791347
Yeah, those things on the ends of your legs!
>>7791386
Shii is harmless! Just give her some crayons and paper.
>>7791394
Wooow, that's a lot of really big words that I don't understand at all! Give me food!
>>7791413
hey
>>7791385
N-Nevermind. And of course I know my name! Flandre Scarlet, part of the Mur-
Oops... almost said it there.
>>7791301
kys kuga
>>7791417
Screw this I'm getting out before this get's out of hand!
>>7791301
kys kuga
>>7791406
From what I've gathered, she hates me just because I think of Marisa as more than just a nuisance and a petty crook. Even though I've offered to try and get rid of the mansion's little "problem"! I don't even act disrespectful to their whole entourage!
>>7791425
Flandre Scarlet, younger sister of the Scarlet Devil Manor. You.
Mur...Mur...hold up now....
>>7791301
kys kuga
>>7791432
>She looks at her empty hands
Gets out of hand... but I'm not holding anything, see!?
>Jazz hands
>>7791301
Te odio Kuga. Matalo.
>>7791301
kys hoshi
NYANKO IS ____
>>7791464
God
Auuuuuuuuuuugh Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy meee!?
>chugged from her liquor bottle
>>7791464
love
>>7791417
Hasty, aren't we? Here, be careful with your mouth, it's still hot.
>In front of the kitty some stew is served
>>7791446
Hmmm...?
>>7791406
...After I left, there wasn't anyone around. Nothing but humans, anywhere I went. No oni, not even one of those umbrella-things, not even a sign. It was...so, so lonely.
>>7791464
Sex
What the fuck happened to Konosuba's animation?
>>7791444
>Flandre takes several steps back from the stranger.
Uh... Mur... Muramasa! Yeah, part of the Muramasa gang!
("I couldn't have screwed up now...")
>>7791301
ily Kuga
>>7791480
>The little doll-boy notices the woman and starts waddling towards her.
>>7791301
ur so kewl
>>7791498
You're a terrible liar, vampire.
>>7791491
It's DEEN.
>>7791507
>>7791301
whoops
Since it seem's we're witch hunting oldfags, who else is hiding here?
>>7791480
>Baps the whole bowl off the table
>>7791444
Feh... Well, then that's her problem! Even if she's supposed to be the Scarlet Devil's maid, she treats anyone that isn't immediately suck-up to Remilia that way.
>she takes another drink. She's starting to sway noticeably back and forth
Honestly, don't worry about her. It's hard to make friends with her unless you act like you're at a formal *hic* party every time you're around her!
>>7791473
That's right!!!! Let's drink together!
>chugs along with
>>7791481
That must've been a shock *hic* for you, huh?
>she offers the oni her gourd
Well, relax a little...There's a land where most of the youkai live now! And it's relatively safe, even.
>>7791521
>define "oldfag"? :v
>>7791522
I cant...I just cant As soon as I read that I started giggling so hard, Its exactly what my old cat used to do Bless his soul, It was always so funny
>>7791532
Let's be lenient and say pre-/hga/
>>7791523
I sat around in a place full of nothing for six hundred years...and wandered around for a few hundred more. Now I'm here.
>Without any hesitation she takes the drink and takes a heavy swig, letting out a satisfied sigh.
...There is?
>>7791301
>RPing in the OP
>>7791513
Uh... ooookay. I am just going to leave now.
>She began taking several steps backwards to the hole, while looking at the stranger.
>>7791506
Ohhh! This must be one of those modern toys master talked about. I wonder if its owner is close.
>Eats in amazement while they approach.
>>7791522
T-That's not how you're supposed to do it, but because it seems like your nature I'll...allow it.
>>7791406
Its not so much that the effect of Eientei is so big, it is that if I planted it away from Eientei but still someplace close it would be in The Forest of The Lost and I would likely never find it again. So I would have to be someplace outside of the forest.
Anyhow. All this talk of plants is making me quite tired. I am going to go get some rest. I thank you for the chat Suika.
I need some best girl fanart, draw your best nooses /hg/
>>7791517
¿¡WHERE!?
>>7791565
>The doll approaches the lady and gives her boot a hug.
>>7791523
Aside from that brown-haired mage around here...hell, she doesn't even work for them any more, I think.
And I don't, really, it's just the principle of the matter, is all!
>>7791563
"Murakumo". Don't you just walk off, vampire, how do you know that?
>>7791565
More, lady that makes food!
>>7791537
You're going to clean it up, right?
>>7791589
.....
>She immediately jumps into the hole
>>7791541
>I think that'd include me then. Do your worst!
>>7791554
It's been hard, huh...
There is, there is!
It's called Gensokyo! It's a land full of youkai, sealed off from the rest of the human's world. There's youkai of all kinds there, and it's plenty big enough too. Lot quieter than the human world, that's for sure.
>>7791571
If you need a spot, I'll just find one or somethin'.
Goin' to bed? Alright, Kaguya. Have a good one~.
>>7791589
Brown-haired mage? Huh... Didn't know they had another one.
>she leans over and refills Rika's dish
People are people are people. I don't get humans as it is, d'you think I get why she's that way?
>>7791629
I did specify hiding
You're safe
>>7791598
>The goddess looked at the small Humanoid cat for a few moments before raising her hand to pet her, only to gently but firmly lift the cat up and sat her on the table
"You will clean this by eating it you naughty girl"
yatta
>>7791574
>I'm feeling uninspired, take this shit.
>>7791585
>Arthur pics up the hugging doll into her hands, staring at it.
Greetings there, wandering one! What led you into your quest to this place, may I ask?
>>7791598
Ah, I'm afraid I didn't made that stew myself, my feline friend. And unfortunately I lack the culinary skills to make more...
>>7791640
'member Heroes?
>>7791606
OI!
>She leaps in after the vampire.
>>7791629
Nah, I mean from around here green sweater, glasses, talks real funny. Seems to be about the only exception she makes aside from those 'countries'.
>She promptly takes a drink.
Vampires confuse me even more at times, honestly.
>>7791585
>>7791645
They explode.
>>7791645
>>7791651
>In front of her very eyes, the doll quickly glows red and explodes in her hands.
>>7791629
>Takes your ribbon.
>>7791629
Half the time's been spent just sleeping, no will left....
>She shakes her head.
Why haven't I heard of this before?
>>7791638
>Once on the table, Maa puts her hands on her hips and scrunches her eyebrows, looking up at the goddess many times bigger than her
No, you're going to clean it.
>>7791645
..,
>Maa goes over and takes Saber's bowl
>>7791672
>sighed with defeat she began to clean the cats mess not wanting to upset her anymore
Fine...you're lucky your cute or I would be more strict
Help I pretend I have anxiety and the voices are telling me to wipe the doorknobs
>>7791651
>Flandre checks her back, looking rather afraid when the stranger was on her tail.
Crap... they are really not going to like this!
>Pulling out a blade from underneath her ragged clothing, she stops in her place looking up at the ceiling. She slashes the dirt and rock above her, and quickly moves again, causing a blockade.
That'll do it!
>>7791696
wipe those doorknobs you filthy piece of shit
>>7791651
Huh? Why would they exp-
>>7791652
>and arty was covered in smoke after the blast.
>>7791672
>She'd say something about it but a doll went full muslim on her face
>lots of smoke
>>7791634
>Oh. Thanks then anon! c:
>>7791651
W..waaaait, I think I know who you're talking about! Don't remember her name thoooough...
What's confusing about *hic* vampires? I think so too, but I wanna hear what you think. Froooom a human point of view.
>>7791657
Oi!
>grabs her shirt
Where d'ya think you're going with my ribbon!?
>>7791665
It wouldn't be safe if just anyone knew about it, now would it?
We've kept it a secret for a few hundred years now!
There's only a handful of humans that still live in the land, and they can't leave, so it's been isolated.
If you made it there, you wouldn't be lonely anymore! I'd make sure of that.
>>7791717
That's a cute Seibah.
>pets
>>7791652
>>7791717
Well, I tried.
>>7791712
>There's a hum, followed by a large pillar of light piercing through the blockade and burning a hole through it.
>>7791729
Japanese word for "Earth", I think, funnily enough.
Gaah...I dunno. A lot of them can for the most part act human but childish, but sometimes, it just...I dunno!
>>7791672
>>7791729
...Is that an offer, kin?
First 24
>>7791729
I'm going to sell it on the black market.
>>7791751
Disappoint
>>7791751
Bahamut & Krystal
>>7791751
Suz
>>7791751
Rika
>>7791751
Commandant Teste
>>7791751
Suika!
>>7791751
Plague Knight
>>7791751
Tired Paru
>>7791745
>Surprise nigga she doesn't have a single scratch! Her cloth is ruined so we armored now.
Y-You were right! That innocent doll was in fact an assassination attempt! But who...?
>>7791751
Arthur Pendragon.
>>7791751
Serval
>>7791751
Nagisa Kaworu
>>7791751
Reigen Arataka
>>7791751
my champion
>>7791751
Magilou
>>7791751
Eggman-kun
>>7791751
Shii
>>7791751
Nrvnqsr Chaos
>>7791751
Sleeping Maa
*blocks your path*
>>7791751
James Storm
>>7791751
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>7791751
Grand Dad
>>7791810
Fuck you I giggled a little
>>7791751
Little Toy Robot
>>7791751
Kamikirimusi
>>7791751
Tyuule
>>7791751
Drizzelda
>>7791745
*hic*
Aaah, whatever~.
Seriously! She plays up her charisma and all that, but if you catch her off guard she acts all childish~! It'd be sorta cute if it wasn't so sad! Bahahaha... *hic*
>>7791749
What else would it be!? I'm not about to leave another of my kind out t'dry!
>she offers her hand with a big grin
And don't just call me kin! The name's Suika Ibuki, strongest of the Gensokyo oni!
>>7791757
Like HELL YOU ARE!
>she launches a barrage of punches
ORAORAORA!
>>7791751
Maria and Harusame
>>7791745
>Flandre didn't even bother turning around, as she still moves forward.
Maybe... I gotta do one of those tricks. After all, chief knows best.
>She stops in her tracks, taking out a small white ball out of her clothing. Tossing it on the ground, it made Flandre vanish into smoke
>>7791751
Scared goddess
>>7791828
>touches
>>7791823
cute
>>7791835
kys aqua
memes
>>7791826
>Slowly, she lets a grin come to her face, and takes Suika's hand firmly.
Kamikirimusi, but call me what you will. The humans have given me the title of "Wandering Demon", for all they know. I'm not the strongest, but...I do have a little more than raw physical power.
>>7791826
Gah!!!
>It was super effective.
>Parsee keels over and faints.
>You gain 15 EXP.
>>7791826
>ORAORAORA
Studio APP and David Productions were mistakes. Jojo should have stayed an obsucre manga without any kind of animated adaption, let along anything that would ever see a western release
>>7791866
>kicks while you're down
>>7791869
>>7791885
Case in point. Western anime fans are cancer
>>7791793
Hell if I know, I dealt with one of those yesterday, too. I didn't want it touching me so I just threw a wrench at it. What I wanna guess is...it's some crazy person making a bunch of dolls and flooding the place with them.
>>7791826
Not even just that one! The maid's an asshole, that one with the big wings talks like an idiot, the one with the star on her face is crazy, and Flandre has amnesia!
>>7791832
>There's a lot of coughing, followed by a few odd lasers spewing out of the cloud as Rika makes her way out.
Get back here, dammit!
>>7791897
>>7791899
>>7791904
>falls on top of you
Kamina-senpai~
>>7791751
Colin the computer
>>7791869
>the fanbase over here definitely sours things a bit, but I'd disagree. I'm really pleased with how they handled the adaption.
>>7791866
Don't think you can go toe to toe with me just because you and Yuugi are close!
Hmh!
>she ties the ribbon firmly
>>7791861
Kamiki it is, then.
The Wandering Demon? Man, you got a cool title from them if nothin' else.
So... More than strength, huh? Do tell~!
>she takes the gourd, having a drink
>>7791904
Yeah, that's right! Honestlyyy....*hic*
I wonder if that's what..what they were like before they showed up here. Like, wherever that mansion came from.
>>7791924
>This pic could be considered loli OR shota
nice one faggot
>>7791904
>There was no Flandre in sight. Though the place where she vanish left traces of blood on the ground.
>>7791948
On their own merits, they did pretty well. Admittedly it's more a problem with me, but the fanbase has tainted it way too much for me. Same principle applies for Undertale
I heard you like brownies
>>7791914
>Rika kicks and flails.
>>7791954
...Wow. I hit her? Wow....
>>7791948
What, all the Scarlets? I dunno about them, but I don't think Flandre's always been, you know, well...an amnesiac. It's some weird stuff.
>>7791904
Such a cowardly tactic. This must be the work of one the so called "terrorists". but little they know an Heroic Spirit cannot be defeated by such means. Wasted their efforts have proven to be, and damned their futures are.
ily vert
>>7791948
Kamiki it is! And I guess they do...
>She reaches over and grabs her club again, raising it in the air. Almost immediately, a bolt of lightning from seemingly nowhere arcs down from nearby, striking the club, not that it looks like it bothers her.
...Not too shabby, eh?
>>7791999
Heroic Spirits, stubborn idiots, people that can throw for anything, whatever.
No point in being so dramatic about it, you know, I doubt they're gonna show their faces.
>>7792003
Don't think they are around right now fa.m
>>7792003
>>7792003
Green is a nice color huh?
>>7791965
>fair enough, but I rarely interact with fans of the things I like so it doesn't bother me nearly as much. Sorry they ruined it for you.
>at least they can never ruin the original manga.
>>7791993
Did that happen recently... or somethin'..? *hic*
That's weird.... No wonder she's spent so much time around here, then!
>>7792014
Whoa..!
>her eyes shift to the lightning that strikes nearby
...Man... I forgot how long it's been since I've seen an oni that could do that!
I think you'll fit in just fine~.
...Actually, I was planning on heading back soon.
>>7792047
W-What do you mean?
>>7792019
Dramatic? Grand declarations are common for kings such as I. But wise for them, to flee from an adversary they can't defeat. However, if this continues I must retalite against the very source of this conflict.
Okay, so imagine you ate an apple.
But you didn't eat the apple.
>>7792084
>>7792091
>>7792091
...Then I'd still be hungry, stranger.
>>7792103
>pets
>>7792077
I never knew of any other that could, myself! I like to use it as followups in hits.
Hehe...good. I'd love to see more around. I finally feel well and properly...alive again.
>>7792003
Love you too
>>7792096
I don't follow...
>when you beat someone so bad they still disconnect every time they see your name three months later
>>7792077
Just now. I even shot at her while trying to get her to sit down and talk.
>She holds out her fingertips, which're stained in red.
Even drew blood, apparently. Weird that she didn't retaliate. Instant she said something and I recognize it, she went to run.
>>7792085
King of what, at this point.... Main problem is, where's the source? All we see is dolls walking in and blowing up on people, you know.
>>7792181
Some vidya community online?
>>7792164
>>7792190
N-Nani
>>7792186
Just a dumb game called yokai watch.
Its p fun to kill time with.
>>7792138
Soon, ya will see more of 'em!
It's gonna take a few preparations, but... Soon you'll be able to get in, I promise! And Suika Ibuki never breaks a promise!
I'm going to be heading back there now to tell Yuugi and the others!
>Suika takes a step forward and claps her hand on Kamikiri's shoulder
Stay strong, Kamiki! I'll see you later.
>>7792183
Yeesh... *hic*
Sounds like.. .she's sorta got something to hide.
I'd... I'd be able to *hic* think more about this if I weren't so drunk... I'm gonna go back now.
See ya around, Rika! Bahahaha~!
>she's stumbling off elsewhere
>>7792183
The King of Britain, of course.
>Whoosh
>And we classy suit now.
I'm no detective, but I can take their design into consideration if I'm to be on watch.
>>7792201
>drags you away
>>7792220
There's something awful familiar about it all. I don't really get it...bah! You're always drunk! Later, Suika.
>>7792223
Shame there's a queen around right now.
...And I somehow doubt there's gonna be a person wearing those things' outfit here.
>>7792223
hang yourself autist
>>7792220
...I've waited this long. I can wait longer.
>She grins, and offers a nod.
Farewell.
>>7792245
>is an immovable object
>>7792282
>>7792250
A queen? Regardless, as a target I'll stay alert for a second outrage against me.
The third night I check, the thread is more active during the dead hours of the night than it was the day. What gives?
>>7792308
You need to get yourself learned on modern history. And it's gonna be outrages against everyone, you know, right?
WHO IS THE NEW SABER
>>7792357
Hoshi
>>7792327
lol fuck sleep
>everyone here
>>7792370
Everyone is Junko?
>>7792369
>>7792327
Basically.
???
>>7792385
>>7792393
Daijobu?
>>7792369
If only I could.
>>7792385
????
>>7792342
You might be correct, but I have no jurisdiction or responsability over this land. If these attacks spread there isn't much I can do aside of self-defense and being the shield of my master.
>>7792357
it's kuga
Yare Yare Daze... Twenty Four.
>>7792406
Don't be weird about it, there's some sleep-manipulating people around here.
>>7792424
Responsibility beyond common decency?
>>7792434
Rika
>>7792431
???
>>7792448
Oh hi kuga.
>>7792434
Booce's Little Girl
>>7792434
Serval
>>7792434
Maria and Harusame
>>7792434
Kitchen waifu
>>7792448
Oh hi albino aussa
>>7792434
Arthur Pendragon
>>7792434
Urotsuki
>>7792434
Vert's Pokemon waifu
>>7792491
>kissu
>>7792434
Ninja pupper
>>7792434
Sakata Kintoki
>>7792434
Tiny harp
>>7792434
Eggman-kun
>>7792446
...Do you realise the traditions and practices of this place, lady?
>>7792434
Ringo
>>7792434
Ken Kaneki
>>7792434
VERY fast anime girl moving at incredibly hihg speeds
>>7792524
Yeah. And? There's a difference between in the games and out of them.
>>7792434
Colin the Computer
>>7792434
Lolicon duo
>>7792434
Yotsuba
>>7792434
Dat boi
>>7792434
Umaru
>>7792446
I guess I didn't pick a good place to hang out late at night then. Maybe I'll just leave...
>>7792434
Sexually curious rabbit
>>7792536
Perhaps, if this land was part of my kingdom. But I cannot stack another purpose over the one I already have. I'm sorry, but the denizens of the arena are on their own, tournaments or not.
>>7792523
>kissu
>>7792434
>>7792535
COME ON, STEP IT UP
>>7792566
Oi, don't gimme that, c'mere! You're just saying weird things about sleep, is all.
>>7792568
"To protect the weak and defenceless". Part of the code of chivalry, you know.
>>7792577
>steals imagey
>>7792567
I want to satisfy that rabbits curiousity
>>7792580
Hmhm...
Of course I was just kidding, Rika.
>she walks quickly over to Rika, throwing her arms around her
>>7792616
>tfw you never will
>>7792580
"Of my country", lady. I'm a king above all else, and bellow comes the responsabilty of a hero, which for all of you I'm not.
>>7792635
REEEEEEEEEEEE STOP REMINDING ME
>>7792620
>She gives the hug right back with a grin.
Bah, I knew you were. I missed you last time.
>>7792641
I don't recall chivalry only applying to that. I wasn't referring to kingly things.
>Match with a girl in tinder
>Ask if she wants to cuddle
>she calls me a faggot for not wanting to just fuck and blocks me
O-Oh....
>>7792652
Really? It hasn't been long since we've talked last, you know.
...Regardless, it's nice seeing you again. Ever since we talked about traveling together, I've been feeling a little happier. Having something to look forward to... It's nice.
Is the day treating you well?
>>7792661
>be a real human meme
>people ignore you
Makes you think
>>7792674
Eh, well enough. Probably should lay off the sake, though....
>She laughs a little.
Not often you scare vampires, either. For the most part I've just been taking it easy, which...not always easy to do when you've got an annoying cat that won't leave you alone around.
>>7792642
>she'll never use her pantsu to pleasure you
>>7792686
Just become a real human bean instead anon.
>>7792652
This land does not need salvation from my knighthood. Why should I burden my shoulders even more? You speak as if you know things, lady.
>>7792713
or my knighthood*
>>7792695
You've been drinking? Huh... That's rare.
Then again, I'm not one to talk, I've rarely ever drank....
How'd you scare a vampire? Yelling at it?
>>7792713
Nah, I'm speaking as if I was just trying to mess with you to get you worked up.
>>7792718
Eh. Drinking's to be expected with oni around...and yeah, last time that happened you woke up with the mother of all hangovers, didn't you? Hehehe...apparently, by knowing something it thinks it's supposed to keep secret.
...Real question is why didn't she just destroy me. I'm strong, but...she's probably stronger.
>>7792730
How's the whole witch and ghost thing going?
>>7792661
>using tinder
First mistake
>>7792730
And you failed. If yyo excuse me I have atters to resolve.
>Saber has left the room.
>>7792732
We're waiting. We're always waiting.
>>7792743
Eh. I was bored. Later.
>>7792730
>she scratches at her head a bit
...Yeah.. hangovers aren't fun, even if that night was.
I'm just glad she decided not to. It's her loss for not taking advantage of her strength~.
>>7792700
>you will never pull severa back by her hair as you fuck her.
>>7792742
But where else will I find qts to cuddle with?
>>7792764
HG
>>7792764
Craigslist
>>7792748
That's a cute Rika
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=128rfuJczCs
>>7792760
>I'll never fuck anyone
;_;
>>7792750
The wonders of magic keeping you safe from that....
>She snickers.
Honestly, I don't think she even remembers how strong she is.
>>7792787
>Indeedy, I should use it more. One more image in the set after this.
>>7792769
Hg has no cuddleable qts.
>>7792776
That's where I find people to rape me.
>>7792804
You're a cuddleable qt.
>>7792764
Anywhere outside.
>>7792797
I'm envious of you for that. Even in my dreams I couldn't drink all that much....
Come to think of it, what did this vampire look like? I've seen one before...
>>7792804
You're forgetting about Junko!
>>7792797
>>7792787
>
>>7792810
Oi, I'm a lightweight too, remember? I just pace myself...and I know spells to get rid of hangovers.
Uh, blonde hair, red eyes, white-red outfit, weird...wings with crystals hanging from them.
>>7792819
>bends the barrel because cardboard logic
>>7792807
Anon, you're making me blush~
>>7792808
You migjt be onto something anon, There's some pretty qt hobos down the park.
>>7792812
Junkos mean and beats me... Totally not for cuddles.
>>7792839
Exactly! Just pay them a bit of heroin and they'll let you cuddle with them.
>>7792819
Mm.... That doesn't sound like the one I've met then. Oh well.
>she shrugs
I met one in my dream with a fancy, purple looking outfit and light-blue hair... She was in a library.
...I guess it's a little ridiculous to expect that she'd actually exist, huh...
>>7792847
But where will I get heroin at this hour?
>>7792832
Do you mind?
>>7792857
Most vampires around here are blonde for some reason. Heh, I know a purple-outfitted magician who lives in a library, but...hey, you never know, right? Maybe there's a real one out there somewhere.
>>7792860
...Other homeless people.
>>7792868
Gensokyo's got every kind of youkai you could think of, right...? If they did exist, it'd probably have to be there.
>>7792891
That's true alright, but you never know. There's always a few outliers, especially people from other worlds. I knew of a demon around here that never even heard of the place. She was alright once you got past the whole speciesism thing. Just for an exam-
...Did you just sprout wings?
I want to fuck everyone in Gensokyo
>>7792904
...?
What? What are you talking about...?
>she starts trying to look over her shoulder
I... don't think so?
>>7792921
Uh, turn around, lemme get a better look.
>>7792955
Huh?
>she sighs and turns around
What do you see?
>>7792962
An ass
>>7792962
...Uuuh. Huh.
>She reaches over, and pulls at a leathery bat wing, tugging on it.
Take a wild guess.
>>7792981
>takes a wrench
>>7792981
Ah...!
>she flinches a bit. A second later, her wings flap once
...So I do. I got this effect back, finally...!
The Bat effect.
>>7792984
...I mean I got hundreds of those lying around, so whatever.
>>7792994
Hehe...cute.
>She lets go.
Related to the talks about vampires, maybe? You could've just always had it and not known.
>>7793010
>Steals your viginity
>>7793010
Funny thing is, I didn't actually get this effect from a vampire.
>she kicks off the ground, floating a few feet in the air after a few flaps
To be fair, I didn't try all of my old ones...!
Have you ever flied before, Rika?
>>7793010
>pisses on your tank
>>7793014
Funny.
>>7793024
Really? You got fangs?
>Rika grins, and floats up to match Urotsuki's height.
And where do you think I come from, of course I have! Great feeling, isn't it?
Lurrrrrrkers
>>7793033
Good question. I've never looked in a mirror with this on....
Hmph... And you can even do it without wings.
But you're right. There's nothing quite like it. Especially in a lucid dream.
>>7793061
>>7793061
Yes, what is it?
>>7793075
You would be the kind to lurk, wouldn't you...
DEJA VU
>>7793061
What?
>>7793061
>>7793061
I see qts
>>7793061
Still here.
>>7793069
Well, show me your teeth, genius. And oi, don't give me the look like I'm cheating, I was planning on teaching you!
>>7793061
yes?
>>7793061
https://youtu.be/GUIJ5nkQVbI
>>7793061
>>7793061
>>7793094
Then....
Aaaaaaah~.
>she opens her mouth to show off her teeth, revealing a pair of fangs.
anyone here like cats
Why are none of you lurkers rping
>>7793109
no I fucking hate em
>>7793061
>He yawns lightly. Apparently he just woke.
W-whaaat?
>>7793112
rping is gay lol
*blocks your path*
>>7793112
>rping with Rika or Urotsuki
no thanks
>>7793112
>It's 5 a.m., so I'm way too fucking tired to concentrate on RP.
>>7793107
....
>She reaches forward and pokes one of them.
Ow! Yep, that's pointy.
>>7793112
What's wrong with being a background character?
>>7793109
I love them, too bad they seem to die too early.
>>7793112
I'm looking through all the new songs I got from my anniversary!
>>7793112
I just got here
>>7793107
bite me
>>7793127
Then start one
>>7793112
I don't want to
>>7793132
Uh... Th-thanks?
>>7793142
Mother fucker you better
>>7793126
>puts you in a pot of boiling water
Crab isn't my first pick, but it will work.
>>7793145
en
oh
>>7793132
>Ruh roh.
>>7793131
Well, what were you expecting, dummy?
You didn't cut yourself, did you?
>>7793151
>fucking makes you
>>7793152
Oh man Scooby you've seen better days.
>>7793144
>pets
>>7793109
They're alright.
>>7793158
Eh, I'm slightly tired and slightly inebriated, I don't make the best decisions.
>She pulls her finger back and glances down.
Little bit.
>>7793112
Because nobody here is worth my rather valuable time.
>>7793134
Everything is wrong with being a background character! You ain't gonna be GOLDEN if you have no passion to become the shiniest, main attraction around here!
>>7793159
fucking dosent
>>7793163
>
T-thank you.
>>7793171
Yo, sora. We banging or nah?
>>7793181
How's the shrine going?
>>7793160
REEEEEEEhehehehehe
>>7793171
This feels like a Hoshi ava
>>7793190
I burnt it to the ground
>>7793174
You can be as shiny and glittery as you'd like. Making yourself easy to spot in a deathmatch is pretty dumb.
>>7793194
Oh wow
>kicks les and waits for yozora to slob on his knob
>>7793204
Why did you kick les? he's a bro, you fucking bellend.
>>7793197
Its not hoshi
>>7793182
I'm not doing anything that involves me getting within 10 feet of you, so you go enjoy yourself.
>>7793197
I don't even want to think about the atrocious things that implies about me. Please never call me something so insulting again.
>>7793167
Even then...
>she floats down to the ground, stumbling a bit
Phew...It's a little tiring this way.
Here, let me see your finger.
>>7793190
Its calm there. Nothing much going on lately, but there are always a few chores to do around it.
>>7793212
NYEAAAAHHHHGH
>has a stroke
>>7793204
slob on ya knob like a wagyu steak
mmmm yeah
>>7793215
>best trap
>>7793216
>Drags the body away to be used for pies
>>7793213
I'm fine I'm fine!
>She quietly drops to the ground too, and holds it out.
Probably easier actually flying than hovering.
>>7793224
You making autism pies?
>>7793212
When's the wedding games you promised me
>>7793202
Deathmatch? Nothin' like that is going on right now! It's all just kids playin' around! Not like that's a problem!
And even if there was one of those games going on, it's always fine to be GOLDEN and cool! People will remember the ass whooping' you're giving them even more!
>>7793223
>He can't help but to blush
Thanks anon.
>>7793230
Sh-shion?
>>7793203
I don't want to go any further. This saddens me.
>>7793216
Alright, see you. Poor guy, he won't be missed.
>>7793230
When you find someone that's willing to look at your face for longer than a minute. So, likely never.
>>7793234
>pets more
Evil spirits are no match for you
>>7793241
W-Woah... is this bullying?!
>>7793239
who
>>7793225
Hmm... Maybe. If I can get better at it though, I can just fly everywhere.
...Not that I wouldn't use the bike either or anything...
...Hn, it's bleeding just a bit.
>she takes out a small handkerchief and hands it over
You're fine.
>>7793246
Y-yeah! I'll try my best to banish the ones who hurt people.
>>7793253
Hey, I told you I'm fine. Wings'll be high-endurance for a while...and don't worry, I wouldn't hold it against you if you do stop it, just be careful not to spook normal people.
>She quickly wipes it clean and offers it back with a grin.
Hehe...thanks. I was almost worried you'd have a vampire's appetite, too....
>>7793262
No nose
>>7793247
Bullying? No, this is just a regular conversation to me. Do you feel bullied?
>>7793233
Couldn't care less if they remembered or not. I don't show up to ramble on about my personal life or show off to a gaggle of thumb-suckers. I came here to hurt people and the distinct lack Of violence is really ticking me off.
>>7793268
O-oh, whoops... Is this better?
>>7793269
I'm feeling extremely bullied.
In fact, I might need reparations in the form of a kissu, or I might just kill myself.
>>7793270
What an uncool attitude. What's good about brawlin' and punchin' if you don't do it in the cool way?
>>7793277
Don't post images of my wife you scum.
>>7793287
I am your wife
>>7793267
I'd be lying if I said... I wasn't a little tempted.
>she's not looking at Rika or the handkerchief
Flying and riding a bike are two different experiences.... There'll always be a place for it.
Tell me, /hg/. Have you awakened your masters yet?
>>7793277
You better find someone to provide that, then. I'd hate to lose a life to something so trivial.
>>7793282
It's a great way to sharpen your mind and body. Cool's got nothing to do with it.
>attempts to rp
>>7793293
N-No you misunderstood, you have to be the one to do it
>>7793291
...I guess if you really wanted to, I could tolerate it.
>She flaps the handkerchief a bit.
I just don't see the appeal myself, when flying gives you so much...freedom, but eh.
>>7793300
>Calls your rp shit
>Advises suicide
>>7793303
Oh? Ah, I understand. Mhm, I see now.
No.
>>7793309
>cries
>>7793295
I've been doin' it since I was a little brat, yet on the idiot scale, I'd rank a solid nine out of ten. So I don't think the part about it sharpening your mind is true.
>>7793292
Im gonna go awaken my masters before I go for a run tonight.
Get those sick gains.
>>7793304
Wha? N-no... That'd be... Enough people here think I'm weird as is.
>she takes the handkerchief from her quickly
Shouldn't you be able to tell more than I? It's the rumble of the engine, the feel of the seat. Stuff like that, y'know?
I'm uh... getting tired.
>she unequips the Bat effect, putting the handkerchief back in her pocket
>>7793313
>Pats you on the back
There there buddy
>>7793311
I'd expect nothing less. Go worship Sena you tsundere shit.
>>7793317
I can see that. You seem to be more preoccupied with how cool you look rather than actually being good at it.
>>7793328
>kissus the anon
>>7793333
>Anon smiles warmly and keeps patting their back, then pushes them into oncoming traffic
Get pranked, fool.
>>7793327
People think I'm weird, too, I've about stopped giving a crap, who cares?
...Hmh. I guess I should give it a proper shot at some point. And don't let me keep you, genius, you're no good to me passing out.
Remember when HG constantly had full games of 48 even during the dead hours?
>>7793339
No I don't. Never happened.
>>7793339
Remember when you were not such a whiny little faggot, King Knight? Me neither.
>>7793345
You take that back you roody poo! I'll have you know I'm a BIG faggot.
>KK
>>7793350
Get back to pleasing my cock, you faggot!
>LF
>>7793331
Why would I worship a worthless cum dumpster like that meat toilet? And please don't rope me into some weird denial fetish of yours, simply because I'm not interested in anything you have to say.
>>7793339
Well, back on /b/ we either had a game, or we didn't have a thread at all
I just ate a hair...
>>7793358
You'll survive
>>7793336
>she equips it again after a moment or two
...Right. Have a good night, Rika.
>with a few flaps, she hovers over to Rika and lifts her off the ground in a hug
And remember, we still need to make travel plans!
>just before she lets go and flies off, you could swear you felt a peck at your cheek..
>>7793332
Fightin' and being cool at the same time is my speciality, so don't say that until you see me bashing in some heads!
That's how the GOLDEN boy does it! You should try it out once, so you won't have to stay a background character forever!
>>7793358
Tell your girlfriend to get one of those Brazilian waxes before you offer to down on her again.
>>7793367
I'm working on them, don't rush me!
>She rubs a little at her cheek.
...Hehe, later, sis.