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>>7742070
>feels like I'm about to puke the entire fruit hat
>can't do I have a mission
>a few bandages and a tourniquet found scattered on the floor

>>7742067
CATCH
>throws what little supplies were found

>>7742066
WHAT?

>>7742081
...!?

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Bee are the champions my friend.

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We did it?

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>>7742081 #
ssssss....
sss....
>She can't even finish saying stop as just falls to the floor crying, melting into the shadows shortly after, the sobbing echoing throughout the ship

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>>7742111
>Chuckles groans as he finally returns to the land of the living and un-soul-tainted

Wauhhh... whahhh...? What happened...?

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>>7742119
>DEDSEC PUTTERS INTO THE MEDBAY

>PLAY ITS_HIP_TO_FUCK_BEES.FLAC
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CvqmD0CZao

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>>7742046
>>7742081
>>7742093
>Totally fucking stunned after last thread's fucking insanity

>>7742111
. . . >>7742126 is.

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>cosplay anon watches from side of the medbay next to the bathroom door
>he is trying to decide whether he should Get the fuck out or not before they ask what he is doing here or how he got on board

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>>7742115
>>7742126
>>7742132
>>7742134
>>7742142
>Coughs up some blood, and residual demonic fluids, from the "hydro-pump"
>Breathing is weak, but he's not dying immediately...Yet.

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>>7742126
Yes!!!
Hello!!!
You win!!
Good job!!
Wow!!
Evolve??
Wish I evolved...
Azoth good Type Null!!!
Like Silvally now!!
>>7742111
Oh!!
Silvally!!!
Or Azoth!!!
Not me...
But friends good doggos!!
Deserve praise!!!

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>>7742139

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>>7742132
...Abbi...? Abigail...?!

>>7742157
>Sniffs!
>Chuckles practically falls out of the bed he's in, moving to the grassnek's side

>...Of note is that his voice is very, very hoarse. Not a good state for a Primarina.

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>John gets on the intercom
COLRESS WE HAVE A FUCKING EMERGENCY!
GET EVERY MEDICAL GUY YOU HAVE DOWN HERE NOW!
>John's not good for much more than first aid, but dammit, he's good at first aid.
>>7742157
>>7742176
Ssshhh... it's okay, you're gonna make it...

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>Tree arrives at the Cave in the Boneyard
>the same Cave where he first discovered the Helix fossil
>tree starts work on converting/building a temple in the and around the entrance to the cave while he thinks about how to get the fossil from gay Ghost Keep
>construction of the extreme basic version of his temple will take about 4 days with just Tree working on it and thats if he works nonstop to build it

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>>7742157
>incoomiiiiiiiing

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>>7742176
>His state can be described as "horrendous". Or, whatever similar terms you want to use.

>>7742204
>>7742238
>Weak breathing

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>>7742226
>cosplay anon walks over to the shadow in the corner and slavsquats next to it
>he puts down a mars bar, stands up then walks off back to the bathroom entrance

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>>7742217
no fuk u famalam >:^(
>all miniors in existence are telepooped to the center of jupiter

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>>7742226
Abbi...? Abbi, what's wrong...?

>Chuckles looks over to the shadows, trying to drag himself over... his body clearly weak and a bit broken from the possession

>>7742238
...Too late... eheh... ngh...

>His voice is weak, quiet, and tattered. Three words that should never, ever, EVER describe a Primarina's voice.

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WELL

GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR DYING FRIEND

>RUN FUCK_OFF.EXE
>DEDSEC HAS FUCKED OFF OUT OF THE MEDBAY

>jirachi got salty because my bugs and actually good characters got the kill and not his shit dog
kek now to ruin skitters plan

>>7742307
They're not your bugs though they were my bugs, and i deleted all their posts.

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>>7742266
Arghdamnit, don't talk. At all. DOn't worsen your situation please.

>>7742226
Please, don't go away. You tried your best and Chuckles needs you.

>>7742259
>>7742266
>Abigail shrinks further into the corner, pushing the candy bar towards Chuckles before retreating again
>"Fear... Hurt... My fault... Killed... "
>>7742307
(Or I can ignore you because I'm the one running the plot in which Anomalesia will be evolving)
>>7742322
(We're changing the canon so that Abigail and Azoth got the kill because it makes more sense plot wise, I hope you don't mind too much)

>>7742339
(Don't sweat it, buggo brigade was just meant to be something funny I just timed it horribly)

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for Hateboner-Kun, impersonator of funposters

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>>7742327
>Chuckles nods to Streambro, then looks over to the shadow...

>>7742339
>Shaking his head, and pushing the mars bar back into the corner.

>>7742307
(Jirachi isn't the only one salty. Quite a few of us are pissed that the bugs, who came in from literally nowhere and had no bearing on what was happening plotwise, got the kill instead of the dog- who fucking evolved in the same post, not something you take lightly- and Abigail- who I personally wanted to take the kill because plot.)

>>7742307
He wasn't salty about that, he was salty that he asspulled.wasted an important event for his character and it turned out very shit

>>7742322
>>7742339
heres a hint
im in trash patrol

>>7742352
>>7742322
(Please ignore that part of my post then.)

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>>7742307
>>7742357
(You) a shit
pls go back to your bridge

>>7742348
(Don't worry, we got your intentions and the canon has been patched accordingly. Feel free to keep bugposting)

>>7742348
(Don't sweat it, we've all times things horribly at one point or another)

>>7742352
>>7742247
>Actual medical personnel arrive.
>Even they're shaken by the scene, and they're ex-Plasma.
>Still, they get to work on the two wounded Pokemon, the smell of medical sprays starting to edge out the stink of... whatever that was.

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>>7742351

>jirachi is the new emmy

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(Now why'd you go and kick me from the discord? i dindu nuffin)

>they kicked me
:(

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>>7742339
>practically getting covered in ichor
Not your fault, it was not your fault.
If it makes you feel good, hug me.

>>7742388
>somewhat muffled talking from the corner
Please check Chuckes throat and larynx I fear he might have exerted those way too much.
Sniffers has multiple broken ribs, apart the obvious exposed fractures.

>>7742425
jk they didn't
kys ray

>>7742422
(Ray got suspicious and started banning, we'll give you the link in a sec)

>>7742422
>>7742425
( Mod had paranoid episode sorry )
( link is https://discord.gg/94yQ4 )

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>>7742406
i will personally slap your shit

>>7742422
sorry big slappy
paranoia is an evil thing

>>7742439
you kys

>>7742449
(Kicking not banning)
(Sorry guys, I really shouldn't have mod tools)

>>7742457
make me bones
ur bf a bitch

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>>7742388
>>7742429
>Sniffers is patched up, the bleeding bandaged and stopped, and his bones set back into place, and healed
>Going to be a day or two until he can walk again, though. The new bones need time to strengthen and harden.
>Remains curled up, and passed out, in a cold, clammy "sweat", seemingly suffering from some sort of mental ailment

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We survived...
Thank Arceus, somehow we all survived.
>John looks around.
I think I'm going to flush the smell of death out of my sinuses with hard liquor in a bit.

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>>7742388
>>7742429
>Chuckles's ribs are cracked, as are a few bits of his spine- including, worryingly, his neck
>He's also a bit dehydrated, worryingly enough
>But the most worrying bit is his throat. It really does look like something clawed its way out- by which it's meant that it literally has claw marks running down the sides, one of which runs right through his larynx...

>>7742406
(I didn't realize Jirachi was suddenly a B& that shit up the entire server with lewd and attention whoring. Man, I must not know Jirachi as well as I thought.)

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>>7742499
I'll join you in a bit, after a shower.

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>>7742463
okay

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>>7742593
That was somewhat more traumatizing than my usual near-death experiences.
I'll get out the drinks.

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>>7742463
dont talk to my husbando that way fagot
at least i have someone that loves me

>>7742626
>>7742651
either kys or date

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>John looks at the damage as he leaves.
>>7742465
Phew. He'll be okay...
>>7742525
oh god.
>John can apparently deal with shattered bones, psychic bugs-crawling-in-skin and the stench of death itself, but the claw marks on Chuckles' throat are what finally cause him to lose his lunch in the nearest medical waste container.

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>>7742677
k

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>back from showering
>back to medbay to check the medics reports

>>7742465
A day or two is a goddamn miracle given how badly he got beaten.
Ray might need to pull double time for the mental trauma though.

>>7742525
Don't know what is the most worrying, that he almost got paralyzed or the sorry state of his throat
He will definitely need larynx surgery.

>>7742639
Coming, ready the most powerful of Kalosian liqueurs.

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>>7742525
>cosplay anon look at them in curiosity
>he whistles when looking at the claw marks
Maybe doing an excorcism like what I saw happen in that old movie was a bad Idea

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>>7742677
okay dude

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>>7742718
Did someone ask for Kalosian liqueurs?
>You have summoned the French not fry

>>7742688
>>7742725
dubs confirm date

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>>7742686
>Tachikoma sweeps up the vom.
>>7742730
eat me

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>>7742718
>>7742686
>Very, very worried primarina

>>7742722
>...Primarina stare

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>>7742729
Liquor of the "getting blitzed to cope with severe mental trauma" type, not the "fine gentlemanly indulgence" type.

>>7742722
You did more than I did, which was freak out and then swing a git piece of metal around once the problem was physically beat-stick-able.

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>>7742730
woo.

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>>7742729
Drinking to do away with a bad memory here.

>>7742751
Don't be so hard on yourself, I didn't react in the best of ways either. Also you actually do first aid.
Whatever, hit me.

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>>7742790
>Sitrus-flavored vodka
>Cheap spiced whisky barely suitable for mixing with let alone drinking straight
>John's already going for broke as he pours a bunch of it
> (And sadly i must go2sleep now)

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>>7742801
Fuck it lets go directly for the whisky, neat, no ice or anything.
If I don't wake up exactly here in the afternoon with a pounding headache I will be disappointed.
>(and also goes offline)

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>>7742751
I might as well have a look around since I am here.
>cosplay anon starts wandering the halls of the Frigate, technically he is intruder since he wasn't formerly invited aboard or even told if he was allowed to stay or not

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>Assuming they're already back home

>Theodore comes to the shrine to Helix that Tree made.
>By now, the stench of rotting flesh and blood permeates the area... but at the center of it all, there it is... the Helix fossil itself
>Bear... used to be nonreligious, but Helix... Helix is real, and out there. Bear is now a bearliever.
>...But no deity, in his eyes, deserves to be "worshipped" like this.

>Bear begins to clean and cleanse the area of the aftermath of all of Tree's "worship", with... a different form of worship in mind...

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>Meanwhile Tree is busy constructing his new temple in the Boneyard cave all by himself
>Tree is putting most the effort into the new altar that is on the exact location where he first found the fossil
>and in that location is where he plans on placing the helix fossil once he retrieves it from those who are not worthy of having it

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>Bonedome locks up the skiff and carries the king to his chambers
>And comes back outside to find a bear doing things and/or stuff

>>7743122
What's up Ted, tired of the gut stink or something?

>>7742838

(No idea why, but even when I've drank so hard I had a BAC of .523, my hangover didn't give me any sort of headache at all. What it did to was give me panic attacks though, so I guess it was awful either way.)

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>>7743216
Yeah, that and...

...I dunno. I mean... I don't know much about helixism, I'll admit that, but after what I've seen happen around Tree, you have to admit he's real... but... most of this stuff that Tree did with the blood and guts and stuff feels... I dunno. Irreverent, or something.

...I ah, I was thinking that I could do something with this place that's ah... more respectful, or something. But... I honestly dunno what to do...

>Uncertain bear noises

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>>7743242
Well, he certainly is real, and yes, all the blood sacrifice and such is more or less completely unnecessary.
Personally I just used helixism as a more internal sort of thing, not to praise gods or anything like that. But we could certainly set up a proper, sacrifice-less, shrine for the fossil. Like one of those old style ones, with the shrinemaidens and whatnot.

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>>7743270
...Yeah... that sounds good. Perhaps burn some incense or something.

...

Do we even have any incense...?

>Bear continues cleaning while this conversation is going on. By now he's gotten anything solid out and is scrubbing away bloodstains and rot-stains.

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>>7743295
I probably have a crate of it somewhere in the junkyard, and if I don't, I know where to get some.

>Assist the bear in janitor-ing the place up a bit

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>>7743308
All right, then.

>Eventually, all the blood is gone, too... leaving just the fossil itself and a bunch of mirrors.
>Turns out that blood drawings made up around 80% of Tree's 'shrine'.
>After cleanup is done, Bear starts drawing up plans for a more permanent and- in his eyes- respectful shrine that won't stink up the place. His plans echo something that one would find in the Kanjohto area.

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>>7743355
>Bear then begins to build his shrine, using some wood. Because surely they have some wood lying around.

>Dubsevens: It's small and Teddy's actually pretty skilled, this is gonna take about an afternoon's worth of work
>Evens: Teddy's not the best worker available, might take about a day.
>Odds: Well, it's gonna take a couple days.
>Dubsodds: How does bear cut wood

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>>7744018
Yes, mister?

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wow, the dawn in orre, is quite beatiful

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.... I hear another big thing happened while I wasn't paying attention.

anyone hear about weird shit going on in the orre desert?

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>>7745466
yeah i think i can see the window of my hotel room goes to the desert, there is something going on there

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>>7745224
Y'know, after a tree broke inta the game corner and all ah stopped carin'.
Y'awright, champ?

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>>7745466
As a resident of Orre, it depends on what you define as "weird". I mean, we have Cipher apparently still kicking around, and... well, I suppose what we're doing over here in Ceredwyn Keep can be termed as "weird"...

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>>7742686
John what happened?
I heard a lot of shouting and screaming.
>>7742743
>>7742465
>finds both.
Oh sacred Mew, what happened here?!
No, I should have been there.
Your gonna be fine right?

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>>7742743
... So, uh, you don't want the super spicy burning hot Flare meal?

This is an urgent warning to anyone near Snowpoint City!

Pokemon Ranger Joseph here, sending an a Code Blue Bulletin; conditions are ABSOLUTELY PERFECT for avalanches in the area! Two have already been recorded and snow continues to fall! Do NOT attempt to snowsurf, especially on the wave of an avalanche that you might see!

Just because I've got a Capture Styler does NOT mean I will be able to save you promptly should you be buried under a few feet of snow! If you have any questions, no's the time!

Again, the current state of weather in and around Snowpoint for miles is a CODE BLUE BULLETIN. Avalanche conditions are PRESENT.

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>>7745795
...
>Sniffers is unconscious, in a hospital bed
>He is bandaged in several places, and has suffered a concussion.
>He squirms weakly in his sleep, breathing shakily, frightened at...something.

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>>7745795
>Chuckles can't say yes
>Not in this situation
>Sure, he had his organs replaced, but... if he's really going to need surgery on his larynx...

>Besides, he can't talk right now.

>>7745813
>Chuckles shakes his head 'no'

>...He can't say it because he's essentially muted, but he's not a fan of spicy food.
>Modest nature.

>>7745854
>Worried glances over to the grassnek's direction...

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>>7745861
Alright, uh, I'll go.

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>>7745854
Oh Sniffs, I don't know what has happened.
But their gone now and I'm here.
>Sits on the bed, holding one of his leafy hands.
>>7745861
>Looks at Chuckles.
Chuckles what's wro-
>Sees the clawmarks on his throat.
>Very concerned smeargle noises.
Atleast your not passed out buddy.
I'l get you guys whatever help you need.
Starting now.
>Dons his eye patch and tries to make both pokémons so comfortable as possible.

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>>7743181
>Catches up to this tree.
Hey, you can't just barge off, I thought I was in this too.
I see your building something, let me help you out.
>Helps tree.

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>>7745957
>Helping Oshawott help tree.

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>>7745933
>Slides away weakly from the touch.
>Continues to shiver and shake, silently crying in terror at whatever he is experiencing.

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>>7745933
>Chuckles smiles softly at this, then...

>>7745965
>...frowns softly at this...
>Primarina-flavored concerned gaze, because muted seals don't make much noise

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Perhaps I should take a more active role in defending Hoenn.

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>>7745995
>Puts a big can of cold water on Chuckles little table.
If it hurts too much to drink, just...
I'l think of something.
>>7745965
Dabbles his forehead, brushing away the tears and gives his tail to Sniffers to grasp and hold.
Looks like you got hit the most Sniff, I'm sure you did whatever you could to help out.
And I'm proud of you for that.
But if you even dare to slip into the distortion zone I'l drag you back from that hellscape.
And then you'l be in so much trouble mister.

>>7746121
Whoops.
Dabbles his forehead, brushing away the tears and gives his tail to Sniffers to grasp and hold.
Should be
>Dabbles his forehead, brushing away the tears and gives his tail to Sniffers to grasp and hold.

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>>7746121
>>7746133
...
>Doesn't respond, due to unconsciousness
>Makes no effort to grip the tail, continuing to shake and shiver weakly, clammy to the touch

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>>7746160
>sighs.
Whatever hit you got you good didn't it?
>Sponges off his body, paying extra attention to his leafy tail, keeping it perfectly clean.
I'l keep you clean buddy, you just get healthy.

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>>7746121
>The seal smiles to Smeargle, moving to drink the water
>Cue choking sounds as the water flows down his throat

>Chuckles sighs softly, defeated. Hard to ask for help when muted.

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>>7746058
Yeah maybe.

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>>7746058
yeah it's a good idea,
well at least we have zygarde protecting kalos
but i think orre needs a someone to protecting

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>>7746481
>>7746502
I hurt humans with my presence, though. I don't see how I can help... Perhaps I should talk with Jirachi.

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>>7745823
A real ranger?! Where is snowpoint city

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what'd i miss
>>7746652
In hell.

So I guess I was kicked from the discord? What's that all about?

>>7746783
(One of the mods had a paranoia episode. We can send you a link if you'd care to just tell us who you were, please?0

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>>7746783
(small shitstorm last night involving spoi anon and a paranoid mouse)

>>7746756
Not muuuch.
Ted's making a new, non-murdery, shrine for the fossil.

>>7746809
>>7746822
(I wasn't very active in it but, sneaky zorua. If you don't want to invite me back because of my passiveness in the discord I'd understand completely especially if people are paranoid about spies)

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>>7746822
That sounds neat. We got the corpse smell out?
>>7746863
(Come on back. You're fine to lurk. It'd help people be less paranoid if you posted a bit more frequently but we aren't going to force you or anything. https://discord.gg/ggtkN )

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>>7746881
Yeah, more or less. I think he's doing it in a johto-ish style, so it'll probably be pretty neat.

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>>7747019
Sounds neat to me.
>Flop next to the wakbando.
>Bat at his tail.
So, the vacation sucked, huh?

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>>7746652
Far away from us Zorro

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>>7747041
>Wak wags™
It was nice, until we dug up that claydol at least. If we didn't everything would have probably been fine.

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>>7747137
>Bat at the tail.
Maybe we can try Sinnoh or Johto next.
...Definitely not Unova, knowing our luck it'd get blown up as soon as we made it to port.

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>>7747089
Yeah good. Snow sucks anyway.

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>>7747157
..Maybe Johto? I haven't heard of anything crazy going on there, so it's probably good.
>Pat the cute baenette

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>>7747089
>>7746652
Hey there
You two okay?
I heard you went off looking for trouble
Without me even

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>>7747198
>Pats yess.
>Plush squeak
Prrrrrrrobably? I don't really know how to get there. I think it's kinda the same direction as Hoenn.

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>>7747205
Yeah we're fine, just walking along south since apparently the Deer God can't be more specific than that.

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>>7747250
What are you looking for?
Wait, Deer God?
Is this some sort of holy mission?
I see a beached boat with some people by it
Is that what you're looking for?

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>>7747198
>Poke Bones.
Heyyyyyyy.

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>>7747274
Xerneas sent Zorro off to fight some poachers but that's all I know really.

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>>7747359
I still think this is all just some joke or something.
We have been going on for hours now.

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>>7747359
>>7747368
Poachers?

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>>7747359
>>7747368
MY APOLOGIES, THEY HAVE BEEN MOVING AROUND MORE THAN EXPECTED.
ALSO, CERTAIN OTHER MATTERS DREW MY ATTENTION
>nudges Fiddler On The Roof DVD out of sight

YOUR TARGET IS WITHIN SIGHT. STRIKE HARD, LIBERATE THEIR QUARRY AND LET THE WAVES CLAIM THEM.

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>>7747378
Apparently.
>>7747403
Are you Xerxes?
You could have communicated a bit more.
How dangerous are these ones and what did they do?

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>>7747403
Welp.
>>7747437
Guess I'll tag along. My goodie bag might come in handy.

>>7747437
>>7747498
>Disgruntled sounds from the boat
>"Fuck, is that a Trainer's team?"
>"Looks like a bonus to me, boss had been looking for a Ninetales, right?"
>"Don't kill any of 'em while on board, Cal. They need to be fresh for us to get paid!"

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>>7747305
Huh? Sorry I uh, kind of spaced out for a bit..
>Boop the boyf

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>>7747539
So those are the ones.
Lets see how they react to us getting close, I still don't buy it that these humans are supposed to be evil or something.
Their just shifting boxes on that boat.

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>>7747539
....
Fresh?

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>>7747598
...
Wow.

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>>7747539
Look like a bunch of jerks to me.

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>>7747598
>>7747613
Sure why not.

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>>7747613
..What?
>>7747619
....what

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>>7747619
>>7747627
Gotcha.
>Get the fuck out of there

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>>7747627
Hey.
>>7747638
>Throw a needle at the dumbfox.

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>>7747615
I'm kinda with Steelix on this, they don't look evil to me.

>>7747604
>More chatting
"Ah, fuck, they're approaching. That Steelix has me jumpy, no way is that not registered with a Great Ball already."
>"Not like Boss Carter can do much with one anyway, if we've gotta hit it then we leave it."
>>7747612
>>7747615
"Toshi, look at this, they're clueless!"
"Fuck yes. Now, don't be an idiot and ruin the best parts this time, Cal, or you'll be the main course instead."

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>>7747638
...
>Add Ark to the list of people to set on fire

>>7747652
Well.
That happened.
>Boop the actual boyf

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>>7747663
>Kiss the husbone.
>Hug the husbone.
He did a pretty good job of copying me, though.

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>>7747654
Still jerks.
>>7747656
>Squint.

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>>7747654
>>7747615
I'l go get close and look what their doing.
I'm curious anyway.
>>7747656
>Curious steelix sounds.

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>>7747686
Alright, be careful though.

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>>7747656
>readies a fire blast.

I hope you like extra crispy.

>>7747680
>>7747686
"I'm tired of this beach. Now we can get on to actually hunting Laprases?"
>>7747707
>"Once we chase off the locals."
>"Or bag em'."
>Poacher Team sends out an Arcanine and a Pidgeot!
>"Sic 'em."

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>>7747714
Oh fuck.
>Ice Beam on fire doggo.

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>>7745754
I'm fine, just.... Busy. I'm in Alola at the moment, I may check out these Z Moves I've heard about.

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>>7747707
Zorro!
Don't be mean.
>>7747714
Oh hell, looks like we got trouble.
>Dragon breath on the Pidgeot.

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>>7747714
Well huh I guess they're bad after all
>use Calm Mind

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>>7747678
>Smooch n hug dat baenette
I guess so. hehe

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>>7747714
>drought activates
>the sunlight turned harsh!

>fire blast on pidgeot

You guys stink!

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>>7747750
>Lift that husbando bridal style.
You wanna go somewhere?

>>7747729
>Fire doggo narrowly dodges.
"Five-Nine, Flamethrower that Glaceon!"
>0 SpA Arcanine Flamethrower vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Glaceon: 108-128 (77.1 - 91.4%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

>>7747739
"Shit, shit, shit! Eighteen, use U-Turn and get back!"
> 0- Atk Pidgeot U-turn vs. 252 HP / 4 Def Steelix: 5-7 (2.7 - 3.8%) -- possibly the worst move ever

>>7747770
124+ SpA Ninetales Fire Blast vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Pidgeot: 166-196 (105 - 124%) -- guaranteed OHKO
"FUCK!"

>Poacher Team sent out Haunter!

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>>7747802
OW, FUCK!
>Shadow Ball on Haunter.
>Avoid burn doggo like the plague.

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>>7747802
There will be NOT ONE fainting on our team!
>Gyroball the Arcanine.

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>All of them are missing.

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>>7747802
Of course you'd have ghosts, I hate ghosts!
>Psyshock on Haunter

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>>7747802
Grr...

>Extrasensory on arcanine

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>>7747858
Ghosts are cool, dude.
Not that I would know, I'm a human.

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>>7747912
Ghosts are evil

>>7747823
>Haunter avoids this one...
>>7747858
>0 SpA Sylveon Psyshock vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Haunter: 122-144 (101.6 - 120%) -- guaranteed OHKO

"DAMMIT!"

>Poacher Team sent out Porygon-Z!
>>7747858
"DISCHARGE, NOW!"
>252 SpA Porygon-Z Discharge vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Sylveon: 141-167 (82.9 - 98.2%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

>Fire Doggo is pissed.
"Flamethrower that Glaceon!"
>0 SpA Arcanine Flamethrower vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Glaceon in Harsh Sunshine: 162-192 (115.7 - 137.1%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>7747774
Uhm..like, another vacation?
Or..something else?
>Slightly confused bonehead sounds™

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You guys are the saddest bunch of losers I've ever seen
Stop it
Get some help

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>>7747924
S-son of a f-
>>7747907
>>7747922
>Roll to get goodie bag hopefully with a few potions and revives to friends before you get KOed

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>>7747924
You brutes!
Don't worry Glaceon, just sleep, we will keep you safe.
This time It will work.
>Gyroball the Arcanine.

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>>7747924
>Roll to pull the Arcanine's tail.
>All I'm doing you're on your own now guys.

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>>7747924
>Extrasensory on arcanine again.

I hate arcanine...

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>>7747942
Mmm, naaaaah. Liike.. A field trip?
We should figure out the copter thingy.

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>>7747924
Son of a bitch!
>Hyper voice that blasted porygon

>>7747980
>252 SpA Ninetales Extrasensory vs. 244 HP / 76+ SpD Arcanine: 62-74 (31.6 - 37.7%) -- 91.3% chance to 3HKO
>ow
>0 SpA Sylveon Hyper Voice vs. 4 HP / 0 SpD Porygon-Z: 47-56 (29.1 - 34.7%) -- 8% chance to 3HKO
>ow

>>7748012
> 0 SpA Arcanine Flamethrower vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Sylveon in Harsh Sunshine: 61-73 (35.8 - 42.9%) -- guaranteed 3HKO

>>7747980
>252 SpA Porygon-Z Discharge vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Ninetales: 24-29 (8.3 - 10.1%) -- possibly the worst move ever

( Sorry for slow, IRL bullshit went down )

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Join Heaven's Gate today!

Meetings will be held in Castelia City in Unova.

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>>7748002
A field trip? ..Hmm...want to check out Citadark?
..A-also can we please not. That thing is a deathtrap.

>>7748064
>(Forgot Pixilate and SpA, that Pory is fugged)

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>>7748084
Citadark would be cool!!
Awww, I wanna fly a helicopter. Fiiiiiiine.
>Walk towards the skiff with husbando.

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>>7748064
>gets discharged
Youch!

Stop i am trying to make this dogs head explode!

>Extrasensory on arcanine

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>>7748064
Alright girl.
Focus, breath in, breath out.
And STRIKE.
>>7748064
Iron tail the arcanine.

>>7747980
>Poacher Team tags in a Primeape!
>Primeape uses Frustration!
>252 Atk Primeape Frustration vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Ninetales: 46-55 (22.6 - 27%) -- 42.7% chance to 4HKO

>>7748124
>0 SpA Ninetales Extrasensory vs. 244 HP / 76+ SpD Arcanine: 48-57 (24.4 - 29%) -- 99.8% chance to 4HKO

>That Arcanine is one good hit away from down

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>>7748108
I mean, if you REALLY want to, I guess we could try it. I'm just..really paranoid about choppers.
>Smooch the plush bf on the cheek

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>>7748124
>>7748125
>>7748134
>>7748148
What the fuck is all the racket about?

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>>7748163
YESSSSSS.
Though... The storms around Citadark might fuck us over.
Maybe we should just go to the skiff.
>Float onto the skiff and plop the husband in the cap'n chair.

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>>7748124
>>7748125
>>7748148
>Watches like a coward

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>>7748134
Just give up already!
>use hyper voice on angry monkey
+1 252+ SpA Pixilate Sylveon Hyper Voice vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Primeape: 360-426 (257.1 - 304.2%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>7748148
>is beginning to tire...

.....
>Extrasensory on arcanine again!

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>>7748134
Just let me hit just once, I want to be of use.
>Dragon breath the arcanine.

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>My body hurts.
>I wish I was back in Snowpoint.
>It's too hot.
>My paws hurt.

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>>7748256
>RIP
>>7748259
>Narrow miss.
>>7748282
KO

>The poachers are panicking.
"Fuck it! Grab harpoons and send out Glutton!"
"But what about the Syl-"
"That's what the harpoons are for, if they chase us!"

>Poacher Team sent out Hydregion!
>Hydregion used Flamethrower on >>7748282!

>252 SpA Hydreigon Flamethrower vs. 252 HP / 252+ SpD Steelix in Harsh Sunshine: 158-186 (44.6 - 52.5%) -- 21.5% chance to 2HKO

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>>7748300
Too hot huh?

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>>7748241
..Yeah those would be an issue if we flew in.
>Start up those engines
So uh, you ready to go?

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>>7748306
Ouch.
Tough one huh?
>Gyroball the competition.
There's only enough place for one big girl around here.

>>7748306
>turns attention away from the dragon.

...

>Solar beam on one of those poachers!

BURN

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>>7748337

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>>7748306
Hydreigon-kun i'm coming for youuuuuuuu~
>hyper voice da dragon
+1 252+ SpA Pixilate Sylveon Hyper Voice vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Hydreigon: 400-472 (162.6 - 191.8%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>7748337
Seriously?
>Janitor Rob tries to correct the shot with a mirror

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>>7748319
Ready when you are!!
>Hop around

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>>7748361
...
>Lobster watches from his pond

>>7748365
You wanna come with?
-Stitches

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>Sandslash is napping like the lazy bastard he is on a sand dune outside the keep
>wakes up, remains lying down, soft sand plus hot desert sun is too comfy to resist

>>7748337
>Well, their boat's not going to appreciate the hit to the upper sides. Not sure if it'll require more than a bailing bucket to correct though.

>>7748350
>Nope. He's not walking that one off.

>The Poachers see an opportunity.
"Cal! We need leverage!"
"Got it Toshi, grabbing the Janitor! >>7748352"
>Cal the Poacher tries to grapple the unfortunate fellow...

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>>7748379
Oi.
>Rob swings at the guy with the mirror.

>>7748375
...
>Climbs on
>Roll to not bend a few pieces of metal doing so
Where are we headed?
-Shelldon

>>7748361
>Nyoooom airboat noises

>>7748377
>Thump

>>7748393
Citadark Isle.

-Bonedome

>>7748391
>Cal's Human Shield Grapple fails miserably!

>The Poachers back up slowly with their harpoons.
>They know they're fugged now

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>>7748379
Step away from the janitor or the boat gets it!
>Hovers her tail over the deck.

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>>7748401
Oi, Chlorine. Take out the trash.
>Wheezing used Sludge Bomb

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>>7748400
>Sandslash is knocked into the air
>lands face first into the sand
>odds = KO'd
>evens = still hurt but he'll probably be alright

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>>7748393
Citidark Isle!
>>7748400
>CHEERING

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>>7748300
>run over to Glace, stick a ribbon on him and use a revive
Get up you icy devil

>>7748422
>Yep they're toast
>Coated in corrosive slime, now the outside matches the inside.

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>>7748432
>Panicked dragonfly noises
>Dig out a random "potion", and spray him with it
>Evens, it's a normal potion, albeit a bit old
>Odds, it's a burn heal. Which does nothing.

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>>7748432
oh shit

>>7748433
Are we cheering for going or for the roadkill?

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>>7748437
What'd I miss?

>>7748433
>>7748400
Citadark?
...
What for?
-Shelldon

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>>7748469
Me being awesome is what, also angry janitor just killed the poachers I think

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>>7748449
Christ Chlorine, tone it down next time.
>Get to mopping.

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>>7748483
Oh, neato.
>Pat the Sylvie.
Good work, where'd my bag go?
>Grab baggo and apply potions to everyone.

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>>7748472
>>7748462
>>7748433
>Bear meanwhile was asleep in the skiff
>somehow

>...Bear-waking-up noises

...Huzzhwhah...? Whahz happenin...?

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>>7748483
>>7748490
So that was that right?
Should we check the boat for what made that Xerxes so mad at them?

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>>7748461
...Ugh...everything is pain...
>it's mostly just the shock of being hit while asleep
>roll to get up
>odds = nope, just going to lie down in the sand a bit longer
>evens = gets up, wobbles a bit but should be ok

>>7748462
Bones...is that you..?
What happened?

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>>7748462
Both...?
>>7748472
Uh, because we're bored!
>>7748493
>Roll to scare.
We're kidnapping you.

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>>7748493
>>7748472
We're going on a field triiiip.

>>7748503
Oh, okay.
>Smol woo™

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>>7748490
>pats received, happy fairy doggo tail waggin'
>>7748495
Probably!
>Go on the boat, trying to avoid the toxic sludge eating into the deck

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>>7748495
Yeah, let's check that out.
>Hop onto deck.
>Scope.
>>7748520
>Made for hugs

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>>7748503
>>7748516
...
Uh...Okay
Hope I don't mess it up...

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>>7748503
>Bear blink
...But I already live with you.

>>7748516
...What kind of field trip...?

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>>7748520
>follows...

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>Way to big to fit the boat.
>>7748533
>>7748520
...I'l just stay on the lookout.

>>7748516
>Kiss the husband.
>>7748535
You'll be fine Shelldon!
>>7748539
...
We're selling you?
-Stitches

> The poachers had Pokeballs, harpoons, and a list of Pokemon to target.
> It appears that their orders were from someone named "Carter".
> There are a lot of references to "not spoiling the meat" with sedatives or drugs.
> The deck smells like blood. Not the poachers' blood.

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>>7748539
The kind that almost certainly ends in horrible disaster.
Hehe, nah, we're going to check out Citadark.

>>7748558
>Smooch the Stitch

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>>7748558
>Bear still isn't THAT phased... perhaps his military training did harden him up a little or something.

>Or is that a little fear in the bear's eyes...?

...Why...?

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>>7748541
So other than the fact they were poachers, did Xerneas say anything else about their dirty business?
>Look around the ship
>dub evens a shipping manifest
>evens the remains of a poached pokemon
>odds some weird fanfiction one of the poachers was writing

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>>7748557
Thank you! Be careful.
>>7748576
Well, fuck.
>>7748591
Hey! You're too innocent for this kinda stuff.
>Snag it.

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>>7748587
...Citadark? Isn't that... like, the old headquarters of Cipher...?

...

Okay, please tell me Stitch is bluffing, I don't wanna be a Shadow Pokemon.
>Nervous bewear noises

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>>7748591
>>7748541
>>7748557
>>7748533

WELL DONE. YOUR EFFORTS ARE GREATLY APPRECIATED.

>>7748484
AS ARE YOURS. I APOLOGIZE FOR THE ADDITIONAL WORK THAT THIS ENDEAVOR HAS CAUSED, BUT AT LEAST THE PROBLEM IS BIODEGRADABLE.

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>>7748587
>Get the k-
>>7748590
>>7748611
I'M JOKING I'M JOKING we love you, man.

>>7748610
>These guys really were sick fucks.
>Apparently their leader was writing about the boss chopping up one of his coworkers.

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>>7748610
H-hey I was reading that!

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>>7748611
We're totally selling you and the lobster.
>Obvious liar snickering™

>>7748630
>Boop the baenette

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>>7748616
Not a problem.
>>7748636
Huh, never seen that kinda method.
>Stow the fanfic in goodie bag.
>>7748680
No naughty fanfics for sparkledogs.

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>>7748630
>>7748686
>Heavy bear-flavored sigh

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>>7748686
>Boop the bonesnoot.
>>7748705
>Boop the bearsnoot too.

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>>7748722
>Bearsnoot makes a quiet squeak when booped.
>Or maybe that's just the bear himself.
>Either way, this seems to improve the bear's mood somewhat.

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>>7748722
>The snoot has been booped expertly
>Happy wak sounds™

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>>7748737
>Consider the power of booping that lies in your hands.
>Try for hugs.

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>>7748793
>>7748780
>...Bear accepts hugs
>Hugs both the plush and the wak

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>get back to looking for something useful on the boat
>>7748688
>mumbling
Frankie lets me read whatever I want

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>>7748817
>>7748793
>Fug steering for a minute I want hugs
>Hug the plush duo

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>>7748817
>>7748840
>Hug both these goodboys.
>Fug this is the life man.

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>>7748858
>>7748840
>Shelldon joins the hug