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>>7737638
Command accepted.
Parameters set.
Sleep mode activated.

>>7737641
>The claydol goes into sleep mode, falling down in front of the Porygon

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>MEMORY DE-FRAGMENTING COMPLETE
>POWERING UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miZHa7ZC6Z0
>DIRECTIVE: DESTROY ALL HUMAN LIFE
>ERROR: A VIRUS HAS INFECTED YOUR SYSTEM
>BOOTING NORTON ANTIVIRUS SOFTWARE
>PREFORMING COMPLETE SCAN
>ESTIMATED TIME UNTIL COMPLETION: ????? HOURS

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>>7737660
Colress just beat me to the punch.

>>7737584
Well, guess I will have to eat a hat.
Mess hall, in a few hours.

>>7737586
>pottery wheel at about a third of full speed
Sorry, was getting carried away here.

i wanna fug the clay

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>>7737660
no, i have not
and why would i want that?
i dated a golurk and despite he being a nice guy he was a bit too clingy
well, he broke with me anyway, because he said that i was to small for him

>>7737660
Nah, I wish. I'm just camping near Sea Route 19.
There's some shady fuckers out here, lots of harpoons but no nets or coolers for catches.
Looks like about three of 'em with a full team between them, maybe?

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>>7737660
>UNIT ONE: RECALL HACKING ATTEMPT ON NECROZMA
ATTEMPTED
>>7737584
>UNIT ONE: ACTION: ACCEPT TO PETS
WHAT MISSION?

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>>7737697
>wincing in pain after remembering his old name

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>>7737660
Now I have. The wife pile always helps. Damn kings.
>>7737672
>>7737698
Hahaha. I'll be there.
>>7737683
Thank you, have a good rest.

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>>7737698
I understand that, but that's why I'm here, to show you the ropes.
This is not something you want to rush.
Now lets try to get that pinch right.
>presses steambro's hands a bit closer against the clay.

>>7737704
fucking
why????
why would you ever??????

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>>7737660
Deerling has, she programmed the thing to fix up our old home back in sinnoh

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>>7737609
>fuckthisshit
>he tosses all the cards out
I'll be honest I have NO fucking idea how to play this, AND you hate twister cause someone *me* beat you one too many times. Only reason I joined was because you got chicken and fries
>gives X amount of cash that he used to buy that chicken

Sorry mate, but I have NOO FUKIN CLUE

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>>7737786
Right hand blue.

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>>7737683
>Zeta continues to examine the old robit.

...This is quite interesting... where did it come from?

...And why use clay instead of a more durable material, like steel or hardlight?

>>7737753
>>7737698
...Why would one eat a hat?

>>7737752
...Is something wrong?

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>>7737786
Hey
That's pretty cool, she sounds really smart
Probably even smarter than my Trainer
I'm looking for my friends, they went on some sort of religious mission

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>>7737742
>Kiss the buggo.
I've been working on a test system that allows taste.
How about... A date?
>>7737818
It's a robot from 774. We didn't have hardlight then. I can't be sure why they didn't use steel, though. Perhaps clay was more plentiful?

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>>7737810
>>7737804
I͟ ͘͟G̶Ò̢T̸̢̀ ̵̡A ̢GAMĘ̕
L̸̡͞ET̕͢S͟ ͟P̴̶̨L̡͠A̷̡͘Y̨͘ ̶̡ST̶̶R̸͞͡IP̸̵ ̧́Ṕ̷O̸͢K̡EŔ̵͞ ̴N͞E̡͢X̢͝T

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>>7737753
You better, I'm not going to do this more than once.

>>7737764
>the pinch is forming
>steady and experienced hands guiding inexperienced hands
Looking good so far.

>>7737818
Arrived yesterday, after causing a ruckus in Hoenn. We're actually using epoxy to patch up the cracks, steel would maybe be too hard and hardlight needs the projectors.
Although a mostly hardlight CLaydol would be interesting.

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earlier today some punks tried to mug me, ME are they idiots or something?

>>7737891
WE'RE ALL NAKED ALREADY

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>>7737826
Well I'm sure she'd be happy to help if she weren't dead, like me

>>7737810
Oh extreme twister
>let's fukin do this
Left leg red

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>>7737915
(Whooops)
>>7737919
>Go for it
Right foot green

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>>7737912
Probably
My Trainers stupid sister tried to grab me even though she became allergic to me somehow
Hives and sores everywhere
Its messed up but I laughed, she is the worst

>>7737919
wait what
Like, 'i dont feel anything' dead inside
Or literally 'Roomies with Giratina' dead and somehow posting from the afterlife

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>>7737887
>>7737904
Hm... all right. Interesting.

>Zeta hovers nearby to watch

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>>7737973
i mean i just scare them away, but i did threathen them that if they ever see them again i would me mince meat of them
was i too intimidating?

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>>7737818
Previous designation from first handler: Norton
Legal hurdles to obtain name change after trade to second handler and current trainer: multiple

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>>7737904
Alright, first one is done.
Great job.
Now lets just put this one ready to dry with the eyes.
And we can start on the head top.
This one is going to be tricky, lots of flat with a slow arc and a big thick pinch.
Might take a few tries to get it right.

>>7738021
Ah.

...Yes, I can imagine the amount of red tape around such. I'm honestly unsure why governments make it really simple to change a Pokemon's name when you are the first trainer, but any subsequent trainers have such a hard time...

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>>7737887
DATE....?
>ACCESS: INTERNAL CALENDAR
THE 16TH OF FEBRUARY, 2017.

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>>7738017
Nah
You're good
If they tried to mug you that was probably a good line

Zorro, Sylvie, where the heck did you go

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>>7737973
Roomies with giritina, gengy and other ghosts can come down here when ever they want to, though I can't leave... In my original body that is, I could still use a ghost illusion but... I straight up am not allowed to VISIT anyone due to well... something about Emily not knowingknowing eat actually happened to her parents? Yeah something along those lines cause
>>7737937
Here, doesn't care anymore. Also

Right hand yellow

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>>7738086
>This is Zeta

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>>7738089
Also Unit One, if you ever get down here one day, I'm kicking you're ass... 1v1... on rust.... SNIPERS ONLY

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>>7737904
I'm excited.
>>7738008
Avoid trying to hack it if you will. I'd rather avoid having some virus turn you into a crusader.
>Muffled "I could do that myself anyway." under breath.
>>7738089
As in... A romantic date.

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>>7738097
well, they were terrefied when i started sharpening my blades to prove my point
and they started running away at full speed

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>>7738132
ROMANTIC DATE....
>ACCESS INFORMATION DATABASE
ROMANTIC DATE: FEBRUARY 14, VALENTINE'S DAY.
>>7738130
>UNIT ONE: BRING UP ACCURACY PERCENTAGE
>ACCURACY: 100%
>SHOTS PER KILL: 1
>KILLS: 8132
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

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>>7738062
>clearing the pottery wheel and setting more clay for the shaping
That's why you're here.

>>7738086
Something something personalization laws. Dumb as fuck, had to track down the former handler and ask for his consent, at least he had already realized that the joke was dumb.

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>>7738097
They, uh...
Went to go fight some poachers...
Zorro said Xerneas ordered him to.

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>>7738132
I don't plan on it.
>>7738176
Hm. Well then.

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>>7738176
Right, lets just try until we get it right.
Funny thing about clay is, if you mess up you just try again.

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>>7738167
>Accuracy: 420%
>Shots Per kill: 6/9
>kills: Over 9000

Can't wait to see that day

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>>7738193
WHAT
OK you and me are going to save their butts
Did they at least say which way they were going
If we actually find these poachers I'm going to vent my frustration by rearranging their faces

( Discordfag here, Xerneas plot player is ready when Zorro/Sylvie are and is sorry that they haad to cut it off earlier because work )

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>>7738167
>Put face on Unit One's back.
>Thunk.
Uniiiiiiiiiit Onnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeee...
I want to go on a date with you.

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>>7738261
DATE....
......... A SMALL FRUIT.
TO SMALL TO FEASIBLY RELOCATE TO.
WHAT IS YOUR SUGGESTION FOR THIS PROBLEM?

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>>7738292
>Groan into the robot.

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>>7738251
I mean...They took the Steelix with them, so...tracking them shouldn't be hard.
I just wish I wasn't so useless...

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in three day, my vacation in orre will be over because the ship will be sailing them, i want to meet with recon guy again, at least for a good bye

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>>7738242
>try 1, spire bent
>try 2, spire too thin
>try 3, perfect
Indeed my artist friend.

>>7738261
>>7738292
>>7738308
>combined snickering and awwing

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>>7738292
>>7738308
and here we have the lonely scientist attempting to preform a mating ritual with his creation, unfortunately the robot does not understand concepts of love or even mating.
and thus this borderline incestuous mating is highly unlikely to ever come into frutation

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>>7738308
I suppose you should work on language parsing.
>Amused pory noises

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>>7738308
..... COLRESS?
ARE YOU IN PAIN?

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>>7738344
Don't think I could have made that last try any better.
>pats streambro
You did great.
Lets get these bits off to dry.
And I'l fire up the kiln for the first firing.
You have pretty soft hands by the way.
>>7738347
I love documentaries.

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>>7738344
Shush.
>>7738347
It... Isn't incest.
>>7738376
The point of Unit One is to learn. He hasn't learned about dating.
>>7738378
Yes. The robot I love is having trouble understanding me.

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>>7738315
You won't be useless if you help kick some tail
We're gonna find them and help
Look out world!

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>>7738475
Some people would consider it incest.
You created Bugbrains after all, so your kinda like his father

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>>7738411
>internal cheek reddening
Thanks, many thanks.
Yeah I know, it comes with a way too easy life without much hard labor. Until now.

>>7738475
Well, no better opportunity for learning that now.
A day without learning something new is a day wasted.

>>7738501
>Follows the Vaporeon
I'm really weak.
I lost a fight to a Rattata once.
-Slugma

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>fires up the kiln.
Were gonna light this puppy up to 1000 decrees Celcius.
Gonna have to fetch some gear to get the clay in safely, don't wanna cook my remaining eyeball.

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>>7738653
>jumps in the kiln and transforms into a brick

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orre is not as bad as people say it is, people say it's a horrible place and you should avoid it at any moment, but i had fun in it

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>Flops on the skiff.
Vengabus take me home.

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>>7738673
No NOOO!
Now I gotta scrape and clean this thing.
>turns off the kiln.
I hope it didn't got that hot yet.
Otherwise I gotta scrape off so much burned ditto goo.

>>7738475
... DID I GET THE DEFINITION OF DATE INCORRECT?
-UNIT ONE

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>tree is in Orre now and heading towards the boneyard to build his temple
>he has a few followers in Tow that decided to follow him all the way from Hoenn

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>>7738518
I am not his father.
>>7738558
Yes I am working on that.
>>7738746
Yes Unit One.
I meant a date as in... Spending time with you.

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>>7738653
Yeah, wouldn't want to risk another potentially brain damaging oper...

>>7738673
THE FUCK

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>>7738728
>Briitto reforms and jumps out and off the frigate
>laughing maniacally the whole time

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>>7738760
How much longer is it?
My feet hurt.

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>>7738769
But you created unit one? right?
That means you are his father.
Or mother if you wanna roll like that.

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>>7738769
..... ARE YOU NOT DOING THAT RIGHT NOW?

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>>7738808
>Tree picks up the oshawott
>tree continues walking towards the boneyard while carrying the otter thing

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>>7738788
I swear I'l find a way to blame this on Gladion.
>>7738784
Can you help cleaning this thing out?
Its a bit steep for me so you might have to lift me out.
Gotta get all the goo out from the tiny lines, don't want any imperfections.
>climbs in the cooled down kiln with a sponge and a bucket.

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>>7738838
>Groaning into robot.
>>7738840
>Continued groaning.

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>>7738728
Welp, it left residue but doesn't seem to have burned much.
Still, wasting time waiting it to cool.

>>7738788
And don't return you fuck.

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>>7738876
So...
you gonna make it call you daddy during your date?

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>>7738916
I'll translate the groans for you: there's enough of the original brain of the prehistoric pokemon there for him to be technically not their father.

>>7738875
Alright.
>lifts Smeargs into the kiln
>brings a second sponge and bucket, just in case

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>>7738876
...Sir, I remember from somewhere that the Genesects are not 100% robot, and that at least part of their physiology comes from the resurrected remains of a prehistoric species of Pokemon.

...Perhaps illuminating how much of that prehistoric Pokemon's brain is still there would help clear this confusion up?

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>>7738973
ok

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>>7738973
>scrubs the gooey places.
>digs the slime out of the lines with his nails.
I think this did it.
Could you get me out?

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>>7738916
>>7738973
What Streambro said.
>>7738993
Let's say about 30%. It used to be at about 15% but I decided a bit more mental depth would help Unit One.
The others range between 5% to 25%.

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>>7739072
that seems kinda cruel just replacing large parts of a creatures brains like that
I think I will call you Frankenstein from now on

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>>7738876
......... HAVE I DONE SOMETHING WRONG?
>UNIT ONE: MISSION FAILURE?

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>>7739063
There you go
>lifts Smeargs out of the kiln
>rolling for a small accident

>>7739122
His research brought back to life a long extinct creature that would probably not be able to be even alive in the current atmospheric conditions, the original pokemon was from an era with considerably higher atmospheric oxygen levels.

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>>7739122
>Refilling coffee.
I was able to bring back extinct pokemon with the technology I've made.
>>7739123
>Hug the bug.
You're doing fine, Unit One.

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>>7739174
Thanks bud.
Lets fire this thing up and get that clay ready for glazing.

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>>7739174
>>7739192
That makes sense
See ya later Frankenstein

Man the ports in Hoenn are weird. They just let anyone stay there.
Where are the gay ghosts?

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>>7739194
>tail averted
>face stays clean, good
Time to turn up the heat.

>>7739243
Dude, if you had seen the things Aether did you would quickly rescind Colress of that title.

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>>7739243
I've seen Aether's "handiwork", >>7739274 is right.
Maybe I'll send you a picture or two.

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>>7739256
Wrong region. The Gay Ghosts are in Sinnoh, you buffoon.

>>7739327
Gay Ghosts number two, prettyboy.

Evening, Doctor Millicent Bell here.

Just returned from both vacation and a trip to the Alolan Region to teach med students and other medical professionals there about treatments and drugs from Johto.

I'm an ER Doc with 30+ years of experience and certified to perform Psychic Therapy and Treatment. Out of the six Pokemon I had, the three still alive are my Xatu, my Miltank, and the youngest of the group, a still unevolved Pichu.

If you've any medical questions or the like, I'd be happy to answer them for you.

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>>7739327
who the hell are you?

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>>7739192
>UNIT ONE: ACTION: RETURN HUG
>>7739243
FRANKENSTEIN?
>Google search: frankenstein
......
>>7739351
.......... AM I A MONSTER?

>>7739351
Do pokemon go into heat or are they like humans and have hidden estrus?

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>>7739274
>>7739303
I believe you, I have seen the news about Aether
>>7739365
some people would consider you a monster for sure

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>>7739243
Y-
>>7739365
>Consider using that gun right now.
Unit One you aren't a monster.
>>7739397
Stop.

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>>7739351
Yo.
Would 'chu support an initiative for, like, formal training for therapists for Pokemon?
I was looking for info, and while working on humans takes a license to do legit, there's, like... not much there if 'chu work mostly with other Pokes.

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>>7739345
I sure am glad you specified that anon, otherwise I would spend my entire teasing anons while being unknowing of what I'm mocking them for~
>>7739361
Kami, cosplay enthusiast.

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>>7739365
You are a Pokemon, are you not?

The etymology of Pokemon indicates that it comes from the ancient Kanjohto words for "Pocket Monster".

So, in short... you're a "monster" and so am I.

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>>7739303
Start with Victor and Guinevere, truly the most outstanding individuals.

>>7739397
And yet you put a respected scientist on the same level as these butchers.

>>7739351
Hello, how much experience do you have treating pokemon that feel "inferior", power or level wise, compared to their team mates?

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>>7739419
okay pretty boy, i'm bisharp, i make clothes if you want any help with cosplays call me, but i'm on vacation right now

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>>7739351
...Okay, be honest...

...How effective would a Primarina like me be as a nurse...?

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>>7739445
Didn't Frankenstein there used to work for Ghetsis's Plasma
I would hardly call him a respected scientist.
more like a criminal trying to redeem himself

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>>7739397
>>7739437
........
>ANALYZING
>CONCLUSION?
>UNIT ONE: CATEGORIZATION: MONSTER
>MONSTER DEFINITION RESULTS: 1.
an imaginary creature that is typically large, ugly, and frightening.
>CONCLUSION: UNIT ONE: "UGLY", "FRIGHTENING"
>COMMON MEDIA REACTION TO MONSTER: EXTERMINATION
>CONCLUSION: UNIT ONE: DESERVING OF EXTERMINATION?
>>7739401
>SAD WHIRRING

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>>7739274
It should be all good now.
I'l slip on some protective clothing and put in the clay.
>Walks in a oversized version of pic related, well over sized for him.

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>>7739351
what is the safest way to fuck a slugma without getting burned

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I despise you people.
>>7739476
No Unit One you are not deserving of extermination.
>Kiss the buggo.

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>>7739476
...

Something tells me I should've kept my nonexistent mouth shut...

Either way, the reason I said that was to introduce an alternative definition of "monster".

Namely, an alternative, albiet rather archaic, synonym of Pokemon.

Like how "date" can stand for a measurement of time, a fruit, and a romantic event.

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>>7739474
And I will be the one on the redemption path if you don't stop blabbering about topics you have very little knowledge about.

>>7739476
Nobody here is deserving of extermination. You're a marvel of science that deserves to exist and be loved.

>>7739481
Beats having to ask a fire type for handling the kiln, heh.

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>>7739626
Some things you just wanna do yourself.
Though I once met this really cool magmar.
Did this stuff all the time, didn't need the suit.
Learned my pottery baking from him too.
He has a thing with spirals.

>>7739384

Depends on the Pokemon. Some have cycles dependent on the seasons - others are based on time. Some Pokemon don't have heat cycles and are a lot closer to humans in how they work; of note is that male rut is also much the same.

>>7739408

I've actually talked with some other Therapists about that. It's not my absolute forte, but the intelligence of Pokemon definitely merits the presence of legitimate therapists for them in my opinion - so yes, I'd support it.

>>7739445

Psychic therapy isn't often used to correct what you're talking about. Legitimate mental reinforcement through exercises and the like tends to be far more effective, but in the case of severe neurosis or somesuch, we can apply psychic treatments to alleviate constant feelings of guilt or worry that Pokemon may have.

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>>7739532
>>7739626
>ANALYZING
>CONCLUSION.........
>CONCLUSION.........
>ERROR?
>RETRY
>ANALYZING
>CONCLUSION.....
>ERROR: UNCERTAINTY IN CONCLUSION: READ WITH ERROR PROBABILITY TAKEN INTO ACCOUNT: POSSIBLE CONCLUSION: UNIT ONE: MONSTER: MONSTER: DEFINITION: IN NEED OF UPDATE
>UNIT ONE: WITHIN RIGHT IN EXISTING?
>>7739511
>CONCLUSION: UNIT ONE: IN NEED OF VOCABULARY UPDATE
>UPDATE PRIORITY: TARGET: DATE
>ACTION: BOOP

>>7739467

Primarina makes for an excellent nurse, in my opinion. Your voice, with practice, has recorded, positive effects on the mental state of patients - especially those suffering from depression due to long-term stays in the hospital.

>>7739493

That's inappropriate and disgusting. If you REALLY desire it, there's a special lubricant used as an insulator that helps with the heat; and there are some condoms and such(oft used with controlled breeding among fire-types like Ponyta, mostly for collection of semen but I'm certain that a few regions have some for... human use) that will help as well. It's not a sure shot, but it'll lower the risk.

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>>7739449
I don't need to make clothing, silly!
>Kami assumes a new disguise!

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>>7739626
You seem to be in a bad mood
here You should eat a snickers bar

>>7739702
Uh, >>7739493 is actually a shiny sylveon.

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>>7739707
oh, well, it would be nice to make dresses for such a pretty boy, or what pokemon you are?
you're one of those, i forgot the name, they are dark types too, zoroark, right?
i date one before, he was a sneaky bastard, but i liked him

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Automatic scan...
Bodily mass: 61%
Operational capabilities: 58%
Resuming sleep mode.

>>7739727

Never sure sometimes, my apologies. Regardless, you'll need some assistance - aid from a human would help immensely, and allow for much safer mating. Of course, just like a Ponyta's flames, a Slugma can make itself much more receptive to the touch from non fire-types, but excitement or lapses in focus can cause a surge in the temperature and harm you.

Amusingly, a Primarina would actually be of great help to you as well. Don't cool yourself off before mating - the sharper the temperature difference, the more likely you are to hurt yourself at the beginning.

I'm not a Pokemon Breeder, so that's about all the advice I can give.

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>>7739684
>Kiss the buggo.
Yes, we'll put some updates on you. Date in the context I am using is something more like spending time with one you love.

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>>7739702
>Relieved primarina noises
Thank you.

>>7739782
>blink
Uh... h-how would I help with that...?!

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>>7739657
Thanks, Doc. I'm working with, like, sort of a rescue group right now, and we've got a fair number of patients.
Mostly Pokemon whose trainers were, well, really nasty. It's hard work, and not always safe, but I feel like I'm doing the right thing.

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>>7739652
Cool would be the least expected way to describe a magmar, but he does seem like a really cool individual, heh. Spirals aside.

>>7739657
Yeah, I've doubled on training with my recently evolved Magnezone here to keep up with the more active Porygon2 and Z. My line of work makes the latter be on the field more often, and the former kind of resents the lack of activity in comparison. Evolving did make him more confident and happier, though.

>>7739724
People with more opinions than knowledge on a topic put me in a bad mood.

>>7739753
Soon, my earthen friend.

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>NORTON ANTIVIRUS SCAN COMPLETE
>THREE POTENTIAL THREATS DETECTED
>DELETING FILE: ORIGINAL FALLOUT 3 BETA
>...COMPLETE
>DELETING FILE: Z-VIRUS
>...COMPLETE
>DELETING FILE: SYSTEM 32
>...COMPLETE
>RESTARTING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvoVObL4bYY
>POWERING UP
>ERROR: SYSTEM 32 NOT FOUND

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>>7739953
>Add user "Colress" as new admin

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>>7739953
Something tells me that that would necessitate a reinstallation of the operating system.

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>>7739953
I don't think I have a recovery disc for a system this ancient.

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>>7739850
Hey always called himself, "slow as magma".
He was as mellow as a fumehead really, always worked on his own pace.
But what he made, loved it.
You can step out by the way.
This firing will take about a day.

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>>7740121
Dude sounds like I would like to meet in person and buy him a beer, or the closest analogue that he would enjoy.
Well, that's over today for the Claydol restoration.
Time to resolve this bet.

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>lunges at the nearest throat

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>>7740222
>cheesy dancing at cheesy tropical music with a hat made of berries on in the mess hall
>lewd nanab berry eating
I would offer you guys some but that would go against the bet

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>>7740395
>Stealthy attempt to steal the Fruit Hat and swap it with a baseball cap
>A certain poetic froge is assisting in this caper.

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>>7740395
...That's cheating.

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>>7740403
>3
>Busted
>The hat is returned

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>>7740403
>can't stop to swat away the ninja frgoe, must continue dancing
Would you please get my hat back, this one isn't even mine

>>7740407
Nobody specified the kind of hat!

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>>7740432
I think I remember you saying that you'd buy the hat first and THEN eat it.

I didn't see a transaction.

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>>7740461
>the dance must not stop until all fruit has been eaten
These fruits come right out of my paycheck, or the closest I have to a paycheck I have in this ship!

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>>7740395
>>7740432
>>7740479
Unit One.
What do we do with cheaters?

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>>7740499
Uh-oh...

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>>7740499
oh noooooooo

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>>7740499
ANSWER....
INCINERATE.

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>>7740533
>>7740541
I was joking. I know you can't eat a real hat, Streambro. Good job keeping your word, though.

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khhh

sssssssoulsssss
>>7740566
>pounce

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>>7740533
>>7740541
OH YEAH.

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>>7740566
>Primarina giggling

>>7740622
OH GOD WHAT IS THAT

KILLITKILLITKILLIT

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>>7740564
Yes th-
>>7740622
SWEET ARCEUS WHAT IS THAT
>ROLL TO STUN GUN IT

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>>7740566
Well, if the need arise I can go and eat a real hat, without weaseling out of it with poorly defined terminology.

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>>7740638
KRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE
>>7740634
>Pounce

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>>7740630
>Chuckles used Sparkling Aria on the demo-

>>7740666
>KO

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>>7740679
>taint chuckles's soul

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>>7740622
>running off to Colress' labs
OH GOD FUCKING WHAT

>>7740666
SHIT
>Hal used Thunder Wave

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>>7740666
>throw bibble at
Begone demon!

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>>7740666
>>7740692
DONT STEAL MY JOB
>Drags to the distortion world

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>>7740693
KHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>7740700
>The demon fled
>for now
>>7740710
(Come on let me have some fun I'm not killing off characters.)

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>>7740692
>Chuckles's immortal soul is now tainted

>Well fuck

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>>7740710
That's right you better run

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>Cosplay anon tires not to poop his pants

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>>7740638
>UNIT ONE: PROTECT COLRESS FROM THE DEMON
>UNIT ONE: REALIZE YOU ARE BASED ON USING HEAT OFFENSIVELY AND THAT THE DEMON IS A FLAREON
......
>UNIT ONE: GRAB COLRESS BRIDAL STYLE AND RUN

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>>7740720
Yeah that's >>7740710
Job, now unless you WANT to lose to me at twister

Or to him in Just Dance 2017

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>>7740751
>Cosplay anon runs sprints to the bathroom as he just shit his pants

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>>7740710
>>7740720
>Dragged off.
>>7740736
(Take that how you will you can ignore it if you want. I wasnt expecting to get this many evens)
>>7740765
KHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>Ok demon is gonna stop posting for a bit

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>>7740710
>>7740720
. . .
NOTE TO SELF: TRAIN MY ASPIRANTS IN RITES OF EXORCISM.

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>>7740755
Unit One?

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>>7740736
>Chuckles is currently laying on the ground, his body convulsing, his eyes glimmering with an unnatural, almost demonic sheen...

W͞hat͜.̸.̶̀͟.̶ ̕w̸͘ha̛t͜͞ d̸i̢͘d ̸̕͡h̡e͜͜ ̛̀͞d̶̡o̶͠ ̨͟t̛o̢ ̨͠m̸̴e͞.̢.̀.

>>7740781
(...I'm seeing potential here though. I wanna have a bit of fun)

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>>7740798
Sir?
Are you alright? I heard a ruckus and came as soon as I could.

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>>7740720
>>7740781
THE HELL WAS THAT

>>7740751
>>7740770
Normally I'd joke about this but not now.

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>>7740781
>>7740765
Left hand yellow

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>>7740820
...
You okay, Chuckles?
>Sprays him with a hyper potion

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>>7740820
DO WE HAVE TOOLS FOR AN EXORCISM?
>>7740844
OFFICER, GET THE SPELL TAGS

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>>7740820
Are you alright... no you are not alright.

>>7740867
>hands him a revive

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>>7740798
>Dubs fail
>UNIT ONE: BALANCE MALFUNCTION: FELL ON COLRESS
>HEAT SYSTEMS: MALFUNCTIONING: VENTS: NECESSARY

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>>7740820
>>7740867
>>7740872
>Chuckles's body suddenly straightens up as soon as the hyper potion spray hits his body, a series of unnatural clicks coming from his throat.
>His eyes have started to roll into the back of his head.

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>>7740891
How romantic, Unit One. You'll be the one to cook me alive.
>>7740897
please cook me alive unit one

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>>7740787
Hey cumberchus pretty cool once he beats you in Just Dances hardest song and is actually NICE about it, plus he's the only ones who's ever beaten my score

>>7740820
>From the ethrea he calls to chuckles, a message from beyond to assist him in his time of need

You'll be fine bro, trust

>>7740863
Dammit, right leg blue... ohhh while taking a shot, nice... This game tires me the fuck out

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>comes out of the bathroom in a new pair of pants
is it gone?

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>>7740890
>>7740897
>Uses the revive on Chuckles
This isn't good...

>>7740912
It's always watching

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>>7740919
>>7740911
>>7740906
>The clicking turns into a strangled scream as the Primarina's head slowly starts to turn
>And it keeps turning. Think the Exorcist.

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>>7740912
>>7740912
errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrerererrrere

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>>7740906
>UNIT ONE: FAN OVERWORKED: RESULT: CHASSIS RATTLE
WHY?

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>>7740931
As long as I ca-
>>7740956
HELlX FUCK HITMONCHAN ICE PUNCH

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>>7740955
oh arceus
>>7740978
Unit One please check on Chuckles.
>Roll to lift robug.

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>>7740955
>Sniffers attempts to stop his neck from turning.
Uh...Help.
Someone help.
I don't know what to do.

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>>7740955
Dear lord...

>>7741001
We need to get him to medbay
>goes off to medbay in search of one of those motorized beds

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>>7740988
>The demon is gone.
>For now

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>>7741028

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>>7740955
>SQUEAKY PANIC
>Calm down bro, 'chu've seen worse.
>not much worse but worse
Oh, no, no no. 'Chu are not pulling this on me!
>Tries to use Psychic to haul the bwarker to med bay

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>>7740955
>Abigail responds with her own bone snapping clicking
>The shadows whisper for Chuckles as she appears from his shadow and envelopes him in a tentacle hug

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>>7741001
>The Primarina's head comes to a stop at Sniffers's attempt- with a sickening CRACK sound, as if his neck had snapped. It doesn't get loose though.

>...And then the tears start. Except they're not saltwater- they're instead some sort of purplish, shiny ichor.

>>7741054
>Bwarker is hauled to medbay...

>>7741072
>...And is then enveloped in a familiar grasp...

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>>7741054
COMING THROUGH

>>7741054
AT THE COUNT OF 3, LIFT
1
2
3

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>>7741082
>uses spooker power to once again call from the great beyond

You're the mallet the next time we play monopoly

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>>7741000
>UNIT ONE: ANALYZE SUDDEN CHANGE IN POSITION
>CONCLUSION: PICKED UP BY COLRESS
>UNIT ONE: ATTEMPT TO CALCULATE HOW THE FUCK

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>>7741082
>Frantically sprays him with almost every full restore available in the medbay
You aren't dying on me.
I already lost two friends this week.
I'm not losing a third.

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>>7741119
>Colress: Be holding robug bridal style.
Well, I suppose this works.
>Head down to medbay with Unit One.
>>7741082
What in the fuck?

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>>7741082
IMMOBILIZE HIM
ESPECIALLY THE HEAD

>>7741072
PLEASE THIS IS NOT THE TIME

>>7741082
Chuuuucklesssss.....
>Abigail is trying very hard not to panic for the sake of comforting her friend
>She wipes away the tears with a tentacle
>It's not very helpful because it just leaves behind her own ichor
Chuuuuucklessss....
>Her voice is wavering really bad, becoming more metallic and distorted
Whaat happened....
Hellp....

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>Cosplay anon action
>hanglider yourself onto the frigate Deck

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>>7741151
Got it!

>>7741171
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck...

>>7741173
>Boarder alarm goes off.
FUUUUUUCK.

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>>7741128
>The primarina screetches an unearthly sound as the full restore spray contacts his body, the full restores simply boiling off of his skin
>This is not a simple medical emergency
It̡̕.̷.̛͜.̶̸͜ ̕͡ì̷͠ţ ̡͟b̵̷u̸̢u͡u̶̢u̸̢uŕ̸͢ńs͡.͢͠.̷̡͢.̕͟.̴͢

>>7741171
>The ichor seeps into the primarina's skin, leaving a small stain on his face
>...The ichor seems to have stopped dripping from his eyes
A̛͜͠b͝͝b̢i̷̡͟.̧̧͡.͠͝͠.͞ ̵͡ḑ̀ȩ̧͢m̧͞òn.̴̶̷.̵͠.̶̷ ͝i͢t̷ ͝͝h́ưr̕̕͝ts̀.̵̴͢..
>He raises a shaky flipper, placing it on one of the tentacles

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>>7741211
>cosplay anon sprints into the medbay and throws holy water at Chuckles
THE POWER OF HELIX COMPELS YOU

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>>7741211
Please calm down, everything will be fine

>>7741173
THIS IS A PRIVATE ARE...

>>7741232
THE HELL YOU'RE DOING

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>>7741211
I don't know what to do...
>Attempt to comfort Chuckles with vines
Don't die on me. Please.

>>>>7741211
Deeeemooon....
Helpppp...
Fiiiix....?
Comfort....
>Abigail strokes his face with tentacles, humming a shaky tune, both for himself and for hi-
>>7741232
>Abigail turns to look at him, tentacles flaring and shadows distorting around her
>She lets out a demonic shriek, the sound of metallic grating and snapping bones the undertones
>The smell of blood, bile, and rotting flesh fills the air

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>>7741271

>>7741271
(I messed up, that should be herself. Abigail is still a chick)

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>>7741253
>>7741271
I'M FIXING YOUR PROBLEM
>throws more holy water at chuckles
>starts shaking chuckles as well
THE POWER OF HELIX COMPELS YOU
LEAVE THIS POOR POKEMON AT ONCE

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>>7741253
>>7741257
>Chuckles squirms softly at the contact, his chest heaving...

>>7741271
>Abigail's actions seem to calm him somewhat, the Primarina looking up at her face...

>>7741232
>Before a random man throws a jarful of water blessed by a false god at him
>More screaming, of a sort that should never come out of a mortal mouth with a mortal tongue

>As well, what looks like an octopus tentacle pokes out of Chuckles's mouth. The screeching doesn't stop.

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>>7741309
>The tentacle suddenly grabs Cosplayanon and throws him at a wall

>This man chose... poorly

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>>7741313
...
>Grab the tentacle
>Try to pull it out

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>>7741313
>>7741340
>>7741342
>cosplay anon gets up slowly and in obvious pain
>cosplay anon helps grabs the tentacle and pulls with all his might
BEGONE FOUL DEMON

>>7741309
>>7741354
>Abigail's shrieking reaches into psychic levels as well
>The lights start to flicker, the shadows boiling and twisting
STOP
>She puts herself between Chuckles and cosplay anon
I will...
Fiiiight...
Prooootect....
Chuuucklesssss....

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>>7741313
Calm down, please calm down and close that mouth

>>7741354
YOU ARE NOT HELPING

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>>7741342
>>7741354
>>7741362
>>7741394
>The tentacle is pulled out
>Along with several others...
>And a head

>Lo, the Kraken appears

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>>7741403
>Panicked servine noises
>Leaf storm

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>>7741362
>>7741403
>cosplay anon almost shits his pant again
>Roll to attempt to swallow his fear at the sight of whatever the fuck that thing is

>If successful say the following
I am Trying to help your friend now let me through

>if unsuccessful
>cosplay anon sprints to the bathroom as he is about to shit his pants again

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>>7741403
>AND LO, OUT CAME THE BEATSTICK RIGHTEOUS RAGE
>TO THE KRAKEN'S FACE

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>>7741403
AFSFSFGFRGFUCK ALPHA STRIKE THAT THING

>Jay used Thunderbolt
>Hal used Tri Attack

>>7741403
>>7741437
>Now that the anon is gone Abigail goes back to trying to comfort Chuckles, completely ignoring the tentacle monster
>She pats and strokes the jaw, worried that it might be hurt from a tentacruel forcing its way out
Chuuuuckles?

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>>7741403
Oh so that's where she went

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>>7741440
>>7741438
>>7741426
>3/10 hits

>The Kraken s̸̡c͟r̀͞eet͘ç̷h̶̷͟e͜s̢ before sending a torrent of foul water towards Abigail!

252 SpA ??? Hydro Pump vs. 252 HP / 4 SpD "Gardevoir": 115-136 (33.8 - 40%) -- 32.5% chance to 3HKO after Leftovers recovery

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>>7741517
I have an order for a super spicy deluxe Flare meal for a Ch-
What the fuck?

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>>7741517
>uses random ass portal to throw Axe at

>??? damage, she's DEFINITELY hurt'in tho

You cheated when we all played Mario party, that's what u get

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>>7741517
GET AWAY FROM CHUCKLES.
>Leaf storm

>>7741517
>The torrent misses?
>Abigail puts herself between Chuckles and the demon
Prooootect...
Demon? Harmed Chuckles... Avenge... A v e n g e... AVENGE
>Abigail used Psychic

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>>7741536
Welcome to the exorcism. Hold the order while we kill a demon, okay?

>>7741517
OVER HERE, YOU HENTAI-MOVIE REJECT!
>John takes another violent Beatstick swing.
>Someone stop this man before he gets himself killed.

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>>7741517
OUT, OOOUUUUUT
>Jay used Thunderbolt
>Hal used Tri Attack

>>7741536
THE FUCK INDEED

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>>7738714
>Vengabus: take Stitches and co. the fug home
>Hoenn was a mistake.
>Tired bonehead sounds™
>Nyoooom airboat/skiff noises

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>>7741576
>Hug husbone.
>Kiss his neck.

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>>7741536
>Anomalesia makes agressive hyena sounds at the intruder
>Aka laughing
Hello!
Yes!!
Stranger!!
Not invited!!!
Anomalesia am good Type Null!!!
Stop you!!
Keep friends safe!!!

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>>7741569
>>7741573
Uh, gotcha.
>>7741583
...
>Splash coke on the doggo.

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>>7741580
>One arm hug the baenette, don't want to let go of the wheel.
>Smol wak squeak™

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>>7741552
>>7741568
>5/10 hits

>>7741536
I̕ W̡A̢͠N͘T͘̕͟ED̨͠ T͟͞HÈ͡ ͠SwE̷̸͢Ę̨͟t a͞ņḑ̢ ̡S̢͡ơ̵U̵̕R̶

>The Kraken growls at the Flare grunt, before turning away- much more pressing matters.

>It sends another torrent of foul liquid (Hydro Pump) at the demonic-looking gengardevoir
between itself and its former host!

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>>7741606
>A Yelp followed by angry laughing as he claws at his fur
Hello!!
Mean!!!
Don't like!!
Save friends from mean!!
>Anomalesia used Swords Dance

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>>7741609
>Make sure the Bonehead is still driving straight.
>Smooch.

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>>7741612
DIE ALREADY.
>Leaf storm

>>7741612
>The torrent hits her in the chest, melting away the manifested shadows and burning at the rest of her
>She shrieks in pain, but doesn't move
>Abigail uses Psychic!

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>>7741606
I advise you to run very fast and far away, and to not further taunt the odd doggo.

>>7741620
Anomalesia please stop chasing the grunt AND HELP WITH DEMON THING

>>7741612
AGAIN
>Jay and Hal, same attacks as before

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>>7741612
>That conencted
>That looks like it hurt a lot.
>John still puts himself between the thing and Chuckles.
Well, I ordered the calamari!
>Swing!

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>>7741612
Ah, well this isn't for you, ma'am.
>>7741620
Dude. Fight the demon.
>Brush the soda off the doggo.
Sorry, bud.
>>7741637
Relax.

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>>7741622
>It's impossible to drive straight with such a cute ghost onboard.
>Also because it drifts a little, but we're going the right way.
>Kissu the King
Love you, hun~.

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>>7741637
>>7741651
Hello!!
Yes!!
Demon??
What's a demon??
Don't know demon???
You mean that thing???
Okay!!
Yes!!!
Protect friends!!
>Anomalesia used Swords Dance

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>>7741640
>>7741636
>>7741626
>7/10 since >>7741552 probably shouldn't count

>The Kraken faces the Servine, loosing its torrent of foul water at it instead!

>252 SpA Tentacruel Hydro Pump vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Servine: 124-147 (86.7 - 102.7%) -- 18.8% chance to OHKO

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>>7741732
>Nuzzle.
Loooove you, babe~!

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>>7741746
>Is violently thrown against the wall
>Barely manages to look up
I'm...Sorry...Chuckles...
>Throws out one last leaf storm at the demon, before collapsing