ITT: Pokemon are real.
Who's your favorite crustacean?
Info: http://pastebin.com/3niQbt3i
>>7750053
Me
>>7750053
...Shelldon. All the other crustaceans I've seen are... ah...
...I'll let them explain themselves.
>>7750092
You're not a crustacean, salt mound.
>>7750015
I haven't a clue so I'll just give him the 'ole squinty til he cracks.
>>7749869
>squints harder
>>7750106
i peench
>>7750118
Yeah, that.
>>7750053
Shelldon is kinda cute.
>>7750118
pls go
>>7750115
>>7750015
Uh...
I'm fine...
>Pokerface integrity:12%
>>7750131
>>7750136
>peench
>>7750092
you are not a crustacian
i'm more of a crustacian than you
>>7750053
What does that mean?
>>7750115
Ok! Do you think mr. Xerneas is pleased that we burned those guys?
I got really mad at those humans that i solar beam them...
>>7750145
>Enter: N and his cross internet stare of truth
>>7750136
>>7750106
Uh...Thanks.
>Embarrassed lobster noises
Nobody has said that to me before...
>Crosses the border into Kalos
>>7750165
I dunno, probably!
>>7750145
Spill it hot stuff
>>7750206
Well, it's true.
>Bear pets the lobster
>>7750215
>Immediately met with a rolling pin to the back of the head
>Roll for KO
>>7750146
OW!
>>7750206
I mean it's true!
>Hug the lobbo
>>7750235
>SCREECH
>BITE
>>7750053
I was about to say Peench but then he peenched my husband.
>>7750227
>>7750180
>Pokerface: Destroyed
Okay. I was thinking of running away, because I serve no purpose here.
Happy?
>>7750257
>MISSED
Honhonhon, bon essai, chat!
>Don the lid shield and try again
>Must roll evens higher than four to succeed in an attack against Siebold
>>7750242
>>7750234
>Lobster melts from the affection
Thanks...
>Hug
>>7750290
>Mountain Lion used Scratch!
>The mountain lion is an Alolan Mountain Lion!
>Mountain Lion called for help!
>>7750305
>Return hug
>>7750261
>Eyebrow goes up
...You realize Shelldon is a crustacean, right?
>>7750314
>The Mountain Lion's attack was blocked by Siebold's pan lid shield!
>Siebold sent out Gyarados!
>Gyarados Mega Evolved!
>Gyarados used Dragon Dance!
>Siebold rolls to hit that thing on the head with a cast iron pan!
>>7750261
Shelldon is a crustacean thoooooooo.
>>7750305
>HUG THE LOBBO
>>7750345
Yes.
>>7750373
...And you'd prefer a Krabby that the only thing we know about him is that he pinches people over him?
>>7750359
>A second Mountan Lion joins the fray
>ML1 used Scratch!
>ML2 used Roar!
>>7750392
This is correct.
>Roll for convincing pokerface
>>7750396
>Gray Wolf used Bite!
>>7750423
>>7750396
252 Atk Black Glasses Liepard Knock Off vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Gyarados-Mega: 12-15 (3.6 - 4.5%) -- possibly the worst move ever
>Clawitzer gets dragged out by roar!
>Clawitzer used Aura Sphere on ML1!
252+ SpA Life Orb Mega Launcher Clawitzer Aura Sphere vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Liepard: 1185-1396 (852.5 - 1004.3%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>Siebold uses Cast Iron Pan on ML2!
>>7750287
Why would you even think that?
>>7750373
I can see why you don't like me...All I do is break things.
-Shelldon
>>7750441
>>7750475
>Miss!
>ML1+2 both use Scratch!
>>7750454
>Staaaare™
>>7750502
>Bite!
>>7750502
252 Atk Black Glasses Liepard Knock Off (97.5 BP) vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Clawitzer: 43-52 (15.1 - 18.3%) -- possible 6HKO
(X2 so Clawitzer is at 64% hp)
>Clawitzer uses Aura Sphere on ML1!
>>7750548
>>7750554
>AWOOOOOOOOOO
>leave
>>7750502
>>7750514
>>7750548
>>7750554
>>7750566
Amazing.
>Snap
>>7750566
>Toss the wolfo a bone
>>7750554
>Have the Mountain Lions transported to the meat shack
>>7750493
...
Because I do nothing here.
-Slugma
okay i think the comotion in near my hotel finally ended i guess i'll go out for a walk
>>7750646
>Vulpix? used Bite!
>>7750504
>>7750665
>Rolling pin: happen
>>7750665
>misses
get out you tiny thing, you don't want to get hurt
>>7750691
>>7750692
>Vulpix? fled!
Anyone seen weird pokemon appearing around lately?
>>7750716
i saw this by sunnyshore
>>7750716
>Murkrow? used Peck!
>>7750739
>Rolling pin
>>7750739
AH FUCK
ZAPPY USE THUNDER
>>7750739
>CAW
>>7750739
Looks like I found lunch.
>Yanmega swoops in, and bites the crow by the neck
>>7750748
>Murkrow is down
>>7750749
>And pre roasted.
>>7750759
>Dead gurgling
>>7750760
>And eaten
>>7750762
>>7750760
oh fuck that i'm outta here.
>birb swooces the hell outie
>>7750704
huh, i wonder what that was?
it looked like a pokemon, but not really
>>7750716
>>7750749
>shoots
>>7750913
>Bullet bounces off arm gear.
Draw.
>Spray with watergun.
>Piplup? acts cute in the general direction of the nip disguised as a frenchman
>>7750938
>Gunguy is defeated
>>7750951
>Siebold's Empoleon squints suspiciously
>>7750959
>Spray again.
>>7750974
>Roll to pass as a piplup
>Because it is a piplup
Well I just scared off a guy with a gun. Maybe it's time to get a drink.
>>7751033
want me to join?
>>7751043
Already down at the Krabby Klub. I'm paaaaaaaying.
>>7750998
>Empoleon believes it
>He thinks the "piplup" is an abandoned hatchling and does the penguin thing
>The one where they shove a hatchling in the space between their feet and stomach
>>7751076
i'll be there in a moment
i was walking around and i'm near it
>>7751094
Look for the drunk guy witht he Beedrill
>>7751080
>The piplup? is confused
>Abort mission
>Slap penguin ass and waddle away at the speed of slow
>is still burning things around that boat.
>>7751126
i'm here, i went quickly to my hotel room to change, my clothes
so how do i look?
>>7750671
>>7750371
>Poke the plushies
We're heeeere.
Welcome to Orres own little slice of hell.
>Turn off the skiff
>>7751166
Really cute.
>Pass her a drink.
>>7751190
Hoo boy, in we go.
>>7751190
Should I watch out for anything here?
-Shelldon
>>7751190
Woo boy.
>>7751199
Nah, come with us, Shell.
>Play a guitar riff.
>>7751194
>blushes
thanks
>sips drink
so, this bar is really fun, i'm going to miss it when i come back to kalos
but i'll miss you more
>>7751199
Anything that moves and isn't us, honestly.
>>7751198
>>7751214
Are we all ready for this?
>>7751220
Hey I'll come visit you in Kalos sometime. You can show me around.
>Sip drink.
>Smooch the Bisharp.
You're sweet though.
>>7751242
Yes, sir.
>Salute.
>...Bear may or may not have his armor (AKA Assault Vest) on at the moment. If evens he does, if odds it's still at home.
>cosplay anon is exploring the Frigate
>He is currently in Colress's lab
>He isn't touching anything but he is just wandering around the room looking at things
>>7751242
I'm all ready!
>>7751268
Lookin' good Ted.
>>7751247
>gets smooched, start blushing
thanks, i'll show you around and we will have fun
>smooches back
>>7751268
>>7751278
Wellp, let's get to it then.
>Hop off the skiff and onto the shore
>>7751278
Thank you.
>>7751316
>Follow.
>>7751323
You'll be fine, Shelldon. Relax.
...But ah, don't relax so hard that you lose track of your own body. Coming from a Bewear, that's a sure-fire way to break something.
>>7751138
Zorro, what are you doing
>>7751360
>a rather large fire rages in the background
......nothing.
Why do you ask?
>>7751312
>He laughs.
Yeah that sounds nice. Probably will need to ask for one hell of a vacation.
>Put hand on hers.
>>7751425
Cause it looks like you're burning way too much stuff.
>cosplay anon turns on Colress's computer
>roll to make a blind guess at Colress's pasword
>If successful start playing solitaire
>If failed get up and continue looking around the lab
>>7751354
>>7751365
>>7751406
So, want to head to the lab or explore the island first?.. I've never been here, so, I don't really know what all there is around here.
>>7751459
>cosplay anon continues looking around, maybe Colress has his pasword written down on a post it note or something
>>7751483
It's obviously ILoveRoboBugs123
>>7751459
>>7751483
Do you need something?
>>7751447
No such thing!
I have been feeling upset lately. I do not know why but this is super fun! Want to help?
>>7751430
>finishes her drink
>still fine
i'll have one more, on my name please
>her arm is under his
>flustered smile
ahaha, so how was your day?
>>7751513
I can't burn anything though.
>>7751464
I've never been here either... but I honestly don't think splitting up is a good idea when if these guys are still active, their MO is worse-than-brainwashing Pokemon...
>>7751495
Just looking around, don't worry I have not touched anything.
some of this stuff looks important
>Cosplay anon proceeds to wave his hand in front of a deactive Robug
>>7751527
>The bartender gives her another drink.
>Reconanon orders another too.
My day was pretty good. Mostly just fieldwork and stuff.
Yours?
>>7751529
Not with that attitude!
Hey.... i am not a uuhh... a pet am i?
>>7751535
I'd hope so for your sake.
That one is Unit Six. It isn't fully operational yet.
>>7751495
I need some dank meme nigga, send'em down!!!
I also need like... A fuck load of cameras. There's stuff down here that'll interest you and I wanna send it to ya
>>7751516
Alright, let's tool around out here for a while, see if we can find anything interesting.
>>7751531
I..was just asking if you wanted to go to one place or the other. Splitting up here is..really not a good idea at all.
>>7751580
Sweet hell, it's you!
Quick, take this "coin".
>>7751599
Are we attacking someone here?
You said we came here out of boredom...
-Shelldon
>>7751571
A pet? Well I mean you're not wild so I guess you could be considered a pet.
>>7751576
well this place is cool, I better leave before I break something
see ya later Frankenstein
>cosplay anon then leaves the Lab
>>7751556
>Recon-XD-02
>You are needed at Station-C-Alpha.
>Move.
>>7751580
Hey, I'm ͘roll͠in͞g͟ ͘t́o ͢ųse my͘ ̧t̸ro͜o͠p̷s ̷in͜ U̡r̀a͢l ͠t̛o ̷tak̛e Ukra͞ine.͞ I͟f͝ ͘y̕o͢u͘ ͞wann͟a̴ pl̕ay Ris̶k̀ y̕ou ͡g̶o̷tta̸ pay ͜a͝t͢ten̛t͢i̶o͡n̨.̷
>>7751580
...
>>7751622
I think I need to switch to alcohol.
>Lock lab doors.
>>7751599
>Look aroooooooound.
Lots of sand! Ooh ooh I found sand!
>>7751612
>Put some sand on Shelldon
>>7751622
Before you leave, I want you to take this lucky coin.
>roll for bluff
>>7751612
Probably not, but who knows? But yeah, pretty much just got bored.
>>7751556
pretty good, i visited one of the cities, some guys tried to mug me but i ended up scaring them away, other than that i was a calm day,
>sips drink
>>7751658
>>7751652
>>7751612
>Bear shrugs
>Rolling to find something actually of interest
>Bonehead scans the immediate area for shinies
>Rrrrrollin.
>>7751652
Heh, nice.
>>7751617
....
Oh ok then ...
>>7751607
Uhhh ok?
>Takes coin
>>7751630
I just took all of Latin America and Cumberchu has North America, Iceland and Greenland even east parts of Russia
And you say I need to pay attention? Heck off, I'm taking Africa... wait...
HOLY SHIT DEERLING HAS ALL OF ASIA HOW DID I NOT SEE THAT?! DO U GUYS SEE THIS? AAAAAAA
>>7751637
It's not that hard, just get a bunch of cameras and toss' em in
>>7751653
> take the coin and is holding it
Whats so lucky about it, it looks just like an ordinary coin
>>7751715
How the fuck does Deerling have all of Asia when I have Ural? Take another look at the board.
>>7751637
>UNIT ONE: RELOCATE TO LAP
>>7751718
You will know in due time.
>rolling for further bluffing
Automatic checkup...
Bodily mass:61%
Operational capabilities:43%
Resuming sleep mode...
These babies should be done and cooled now.
Time to slap them with a glazing.
>>7751764
I see no harm in keeping it
>walks off preforming coil flips with the coin
>>7751696
>Spot a sparkly thing in the sand
>It's a quarter
>Internal "fug"-ing
-Bonehead
>>7751811
>faildubs
>cosplay anon drops the coin accidentally while flipping it
>it then proceeds to roll away and into a tiny vent
....
>>7751737
I'm talking about the non Russian parts, then again I'm REALLY drunk... what's in this stuff?
>>7751715
See you later, gods willing.
>or much sooner, heh
>>7751811
See you later, too.
>>7751779
The repairing process has hit a few snags and was slower than the expected but it shall be done before the end of the week.
>>7751793
Speaking of which...
Need help with the kiln?
>>7751844
The souls of unborn children
>>7751846
If you want, I'l go get the glaze and the sandpaper.
We got work to do.
>>7751880
Forgot my picture.
>>7751698
Haha!
You're a humans pet!
>>7751880
>>7751899
Thank the gods the kiln already cooled down, I don't spot a protective suit in my size here.
>pulls out the pieces, carefully
>>7751936
Right, now we just gotta sandpaper the pieces down, prepping them for the glaze.
>>7751698
So why do you ask?
>>7751994
I do not know. Makes me feel... worthless i guess...
>>7751671
Anything?
>>7751685
>Try to make a sand crown on him.
Oh my liege, tell me what I must do.
>>7751696
I knoooow right?
>>7751965
Seems simple enough to me.
Let's start with the replacement eyes.
>>7751659
hey are you okay?
you seem out of it
did you drink too much?
>>7752030
Nothing so far, sorry.
>Rolling again
>>7752030
Uh...
Defeat the Marowak.
With, uh...Cuddles?
...
Sorry, can't think of anything better.
-Shelldon
>>7752034
Alright.
>Lightly scrubs at the fired clay eyes.
>>7752016
You're not worthless though
>>7752071
>sandpapers the other half of the eyes
Finally a moment of calm in between the recent bullshit.
>>7752016
>>7752088 is right. I'm the only worthless one here.
>>7752110
You're not worthless either, stop that.
>>7752065
Lemme try.
>Roll to find something.
>>7752070
Yes, sir!
>Tackle Bones.
>>7752116
Dude.
I do absolutely nothing here.
-Slugma
>>7752108
Hehe, too right buddy.
Well looks like were done, just need to rub it all down a bit.
And its time to dip these babies in the glaze.
Get it on nice and thick.
>>7752128
Up until today I'd done nothing for the household, if you feel like you want to be useful by battling then go train!
>>7752143
I'm level 31.
I lose to Rattatas.
-Slugma
>>7752173
You'll keep losing to rattatas unless you do something about it though.
>>7752173
>>7752143
i'm level 15
>>7752196
Well you've prioritized siring children over strength so I don't think that counts.
>>7752194
What do I train against when I lose to one of the weakest pokemon out there?
-Slugma
>>7752225
Have friendly battles with one of us so you get experience?
>>7752130
>dipping the eyes in the reddish glaze
These pieces are the ones that need to most closely resemble the original, and I'm still unsure if they will work.
>>7752202
yeah, I have lots of children roaming about.
more than once I have accidentally fucked my daughter or son because I didn't know who they were until afterwards
>>7752242
Death isn't very high on my list of things I want to experience. As short as it is.
-Slugma
>>7752262
I don't know why I'm surprised...
>>7752268
Why would you die from a mock fight?
>>7752253
Lets worry about such things later.
For now, we glaze.
Now get those things dripping.
>Glazes the top of the head.
>>7752127
>WOMP
>Suprised wak noises™
H-hi there!
>Hug the plushbando
>>7752282
Because I'm that useless.
-Slugma
>>7752319
Slugma, please
>>7752334
Please go hide in a rock?
Gladly.
-Slugma
>>7752363
Stop annoying you?
Okay.
-Slugma
>>7752385
You're not annoying me, running away won't solve anything and the only way you'll stop feeling this way is to better yourself.
>>7752285
>glazing the replacement hand
We will have to cut off a bit of the existing head to fit in the top, hope it doesn't pain it too much.
>>7752407
Better myself.
>Laughs
Okay, I'll leave now, because I'm begging for attention and pity. As usual.
-Slugma
>>7752417
Maybe we can put her into sleepmode for that.
Anyway.
Lets get these things on spurs and back in the kiln.
Were firing 200 degrees hotter, when their done they should be the smoothest clay bodyparts you've ever handled.
>>7752444
Listen I can't stop you from leaving but I want you to know that we all care about you and would be upset to see you go.
>>7752458
>helping Smeargs with the kiln
Even then I don't know how she reacts to stimulus while in sleep mode. I've seen her wake up on her own only to return to sleep.
>>7752475
...
Only for a short while.
Just like all the former "friends" I had before.
Forgotten after a week.
>Sighs
Can't blame you, though.
-Slugma
>>7752530
Intresting.
Well to cut off pottery were gonna need something very sharp.
Don't want anything to crack.
>>7752316
>Hug the husbando.
I've conquered him!
>>7752631
He's still upright, though...
-Shelldon
>>7752551
I will have to probably thinker with the orders so she doesn't go all self defense mode on us.
Ah well, considering that she will probably still fragile after this, I'm going to set her up with a more defensive move set, based around Light Screen and Reflect. And already got her to learn Light Screen so she would stop trying to explode. Luckily I found a Light Clay while digging up clay the other night.
>>7752543
I don't have many friends so when I lose one it honestly breaks my heart and it would be the same if you left.
>>7752646
...
>Kick Bones in the back of the leg.
>>7752722
>This is the sound of a wak falling on his face
>Flop™
>>7752652
Sounds good.
She will have fresh parts and all, but we have no idea how sturdy her chest will be.
Best to take it easy.
Well looks like the work is all done.
Hope you enjoyed it, I sure did.
All that's left is mending her with epoxy.
>>7752763
...
>Step on his skull
I did it! Shelldon I conquered him!
(tree player here, since I ain't 100 percent sure who Helix or the oshawott player are I thought I should let people know that I am droppin Tree for good)
(mostly because he lost his charm now that he isn't just in the background of a group doing his own thing and instead the main charicter of his own plot)
>>7752815
(Person playing Helix among other characters here. I understand, sorry about sort of ruining your character. I hope you have a good day.)
>>7752703
...
I don't know where to go right now, to be honest. Or what to do.
I don't know.
-Slugma
>>7752919
(not your fault, mostly mine for getting too into it)
(plus I originally wanted to make Tree kinda a simpleton but I accidentally made him legit extremely autistic instead and that l;ed to hios own downfall)
>>7752783
She will need additional training to minimize taking blows with her actual body. Training at staying away from the action, setting up screens and sniping with ranged moves.
Thank you too for helping me with here, couldn't have done it myself, and also enjoyed it.
>>7752971
You dont have to be a lean mean fighting machine to stay here
Hell I literally only trained once a week with Frankie as far as battles go
We like you, Slugma, especially Zorro
And Shiny, but that's beside the point
>>7752811
>You just accidentally stomped on the bonehead
>Thankfully this is on sand and you have soft plush paws
..owww...
Whyyyy?
>>7752971
Well consider me selfish but I already lost 3 friends in the past 2 weeks, I'd rather not make it 4.
>>7753053
Oops.
>Hug the husbone.
Sorry, babe. Sorryyyyyyy, are you okay?
>>7753086
It's okayyy.
>Hug the silly excitable plushbando
I'm alright, hun.
>>7753143
Yes!!
>Hug the big bone babe.
I love youuuuuuuu.
>>7753086
>>7753207
>smash that mf mega evo
>>7753234
>HAMMER ARM
Hey, if any of my bosses are listening, I have a suggestion.
We're mostly remnants of older and less respected organizations who've gone mostly legit, right?
I was talking with Streambro and decided we should probably rebrand ourselves a little. Somebody floated the name 'Catalyst' for our, ahem, public-facing media. Any thoughts?
>>7753014
Ah that sounds logical yeah.
She's gotta test her limits in a safe way and take it easy.
I don't mind helping, Its a fun and satisfying thing to do.
And I've never touched such soft human hands before.
New experience and all that.
Makes me wonder how careful you can move your hands though.
>>7753207
>Squeeze the king of cute plushies
I love you tooo~.
>>7753252
>MEGA E-
>ded
>>7753234
>>7753297
>why am i burning inside again
>>7753294
>Smooch the GayWak™
I love yooooou so much. Shooooould we check out the labs?
>>7753253
That could work - I do like the name Plasma for the simplicity and way it stands out, but I do agree that the Aether-Plasma merger should have a different name, should it ever happen.
When I become less.... Occupied.... I'll brainstorm names with Colress and Gladion.
>>7753322
>slaps the banass
>>7753355
>Anon smacked himself in the face
>>7753377
>anon missed smacking himsef in the face???????
>>7753322
>Kissu the BestPlush™
I love you mooore.
U-uhm, yeah, probably.
>Currently flying on Buzzo to Citidark Isle.
>Probably drunk.
>Accidentally snuck out on my date.
>Paid for her drinks at least.
>Roll to land on the beach in a cool way.
>Odds I'm gonna eat sand.
>>7753322
>>7753414
Don't see why not.
>>7753414
>Smooch.
Labs awa-
>>7753429
Uh. Teddyyyyy? Did you knock someone out?
>>7753429
>still on the bar, waiting
well maybe he did not like me.or i was too forceful
>>7753429
...Nice.
>>7753462
>Quick cheek smooch
You think he's gonna be an issue?..
>>7753462
>>7753560
>Reconguy stands up.
>Buzzo flutters around him.
What the hell are you guys doing here?
>>7753485
>Send email.
>"Sorry, cutie. Work called. Another date later?"
>Evens: He actually sent it to Bisharp. Odds: He sent it to Ein.
>>7753560
Uh, let's be on guard.
>>7753597
Exploring!
>>7753462
That wasn't me.
>>7753597
I think we should ask the same question.
>>7753485
i hope he isn't avoiding me
maybe it was something i said
>>7753597
>didn't recieve the email
>>7753287
Yeah, you can help, Jay and Hal can take a beating but aren't really up to spec to deal hits that wouldn't worsen her situation. Thanks.
Yeah, you can thank an easy and mostly indoors life for my hands. Been told that I would have made a great pianist.
>>7753253
"Catalyst Media" sounds good to me, if said as a whole.
Could be the name of this specific branch of the organization.
>>7753329
The merger should occur sooner than later.
>>7753597
I don't know, what are YOU doing here?
..Are you drunk again?..
>>7753619
Alright.
>>7753597
What the fuck.
>>7753635
...Maybe a great masseuse too.
>Nervous fiddling.
I wouldn't mind.
>>7753630
>drinking waiting for reconguy
>evens still just a bit drunk
>odds fucking wasted
>>7753695
...Why are you so defensive...?
>>7753638
>>7753809
>a shedinja floats in front of the group
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFpks7EvkQY
>it uses shadow ball
>>7753695
..Nah.
Also I can smell the alcohol, so..yeah.
>teleports behind you
>>7753827
>Snaps the shedinja with a rubber band
>>7753827
>Bear practically absorbs the shadow ball
>shadow claw
>>7753831
...I'm sorry? I already exist, you can't just replace me.
>>7753857
>shedinja falls to the ground, its body completely shattering from the attack
>>7753883
...
>Follow the drunk
>>7753864
>praises the poké-dad.
>>7753899
>Follow the plush following the drunk
>>7753900
...I'm the Poké-mom though. Arceus is the Poké-dad.
>>7753778
...uh?
>high speed conflicting thoughts
>this is a bad idea
>this is a good idea
>what would your parents say?
>your parents never cared!
>JUST
>DO IT
...
...
...wouldn't mind either.
>>7753914
But...
I thought that Arceus was more like, poké-grandfather.
Or grandmother.
Oh well, the more I know now poké-mom.
>Praises.
>>7753892
...*sigh*
>Bear uses a revive on the reckless insect exoskeleton
Next time, think a little about type matchups before you go around trying to attack people. You're not going to be "invincible" against fellow ghosts or Pokemon with ghost type attacks like me, and normal types like me are immune to ghost-type attacks.
>>7753883
>Bear follows the drunk guy
>>7753798
>still waiting for him
i think i'll stop driking and just wait just a bit more
i hope i did't scare him away
>>7753977
>The alarm goes off instead
FOR FUCKS SAKE
>>7753941
Really?!
Great, uh, you sure though?
You could like, practice on me.
Should I lay down for this?
>>7753977
>>7753988
THE HOLY FUCK WAS THAT
...Why do you have a keycard anyways!?
>>7753977
>>7753988
Uh.
>Shadow Claw the door
>>7753988
...Dude, really?
>>7754010
Thanks, hun.
>>7754033
>He ends up twisting his ankle on the metal door
Arceus why
>>7754033
>>7754025
>>7754010
>Shelldon charges at the door
>Crabhammer
>Odds, he hits Reconguy by accident
>>7753965
i guess one more drink would not hurt
>evens actually only one
>gets fucking wasted
>>7754033
>>7754043
...
>Push the-
>>7754054
Good job Shelldon!
>Walk on in.
>>7754033
...Stand back and let a Fighting-type do a Fighting-type's jo-
>>7754054
>Bewear-flavored applause
>>7754064
>Follow the plushie
>>7754043
..dude...
>>7754064
>Follow the plush and try not to laugh at the horribly incompetent cipher guy
>>7753990
>thoughts have switched to solely Nike ads
Yes, I'm sure! Let's start with that.
>>7754058
its getting late, i'm going home, sorry if you're coming back
>evens goes to the hotel room
>odds gets lost
>>7754097
>Muffled snickering™
-Bonehead
>>7754103
>>7754103
>>7754103
>Roll for lobster panic
>If odds, he crabhammers the nearest grunt
>>7754107
Hey
>>7754107
What are you doing?
>>7754116
>>7754118
>>7754137
>The other grunts toss out an Ursaring and Glalie.
>Mega Evolve Buzzo
>Fell Stinger on Ursaring
>>7754102
Alright I'l just go lay down on a couch.
This is going to be fun, I'm giddy even.
>Flops on a couch with a jump, exposing his back.
>>7754161
>Shadow Claw on Glalie!
>>7754161
Fucking hell...
>Bones used Flame Wheel on the Glaile
>>7754161
>Bear on bear action
>Hammer Arm
>Assuming this is the PU Quick Feet set
252+ Atk Bewear Hammer Arm vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Ursaring: 240-284 (74.7 - 88.4%) -- guaranteed 2HKO after toxic damage
>>7754161
>Crabhammers the Ursaring
>>7754152
>slightly drunk
who are you
>>7754161
hey, there you are, sorry if you were waiting, for me, i was going to my hotel room, i think i got lost, do you need help?
>>7754209
Most people these days just call me Saitama since I dress and look like him
but my real names Greg,
>>7754163
>do I even know where to begin?
>nope
Here we go.
>hands on neck and shoulders
>begin
>>7754222
Well. Conclusion: Cipher IS alive, Watcher over here used to be a member before this little escapade, and we just walked right into their base.
This is gonna be fun.
>>7754222
...
>Accept death.
-Stitches
>>7754222
okay good bye honey, i'll go to my room, i hope you go soon, and we will have some fun together
>drunken flirty kitchen set
>>7754235
well shucks for you greg, but i'm going home i think i'm a bit drunk
>waddles around in the direction of the hotel
>>7754294
>Boop
Everything's gonna be fiiiine.
Probably.
-Bonehead, unsure if he's lying or not
>>7754270
Oh that feels nice.
Wait I should relax for this right?
I'l try to relax.
Mhh, that's good.
>becomes putty in the soft hands.
>>7754222
>Activate traitor protocol 15.
>Set Mega Machine to explode.
>>7754299
>dubfail
uh, thats the wrong way, the hotel is this way
>Cosplay anon then attempt to walk with bisharp to the hotel
>>7754346
(Well that was a tripsfail. Go ahead.)
How.
>>7754339
>doesn't notice cosplay anon
>still wobbling arounf the town
>>7754346
bye bye, honey
>blows kiss
>roll to find her way to the hotel room
>>7754346
>Bear keeps his eyes peeled for any trouble. Which there is definitely going to be.
>He isn't exactly being subtle though. At this point, he figures, the opportunity for stealth has passed.
>Besides, chainmail and plate isn't renowned for quietness.
>>7754386
>cosplay anon waves goodbye and continues on his way
>>7754323
>Smeargs has completely relaxed
>For someone that has been in this much action, certainly has a very soft fur
Relaxing is pretty much what we're trying to achieve, isn't it?
>both hands on the back, almost entirely covering it