HG Hunger Games thread
>>7741758
Don't make me say it again ~de geso.
>>7741765
>Turns off the stove.
>Takes the pan.
>Gives the calamaris a proper burial.
>>7741770
Where do I even begin with you ~de geso...
One, humans suck so I glad I'm not one. Two, there's nothink wrong with the way I'm speaking, you're just stupid. Three, you're stupid. Any questions ~de geso?
>>7741793
There's no accent like that. You're just sayink 'ink' on the end of everythink. If it's a joke it's not funny, just annoyink ~de geso.
>>7741772
Its spicy.
>tosses a piece into your mouth
>>7741793
No, you just over rate yourself. You say it's just that one, but that's how it always starts. Someone needs to put you down, before you go too far. What's next the playground? You're sick.
>>7741821
I was going to eat that...
>>7741823
I got something to toss in your mouth
>a man walks into the thread and sits down on the floor near the back wall.
>he seems to just sit there, looking around quietly.
>>7741833
That's the problem. Now get lost ~de geso.
>>7741841
no loitering bitch
>The cop pulls out a ticket and scribbles something down, then stamps it on the man's face
>>7741821
Just one. Why haven't you euthanized yourself yet? "De geso~"
>>7741856
...Are you one of those handicapped people or somethink ~de geso?
>>7741853
>he just sits there with the note on his face, saying nothing.
I summon ______.
>>7741838
Choose your next words very carefully.
>>7741852
The problem is you throwing my meal in the dirt. I spent the whole morning catching that squid...
>>7741867
>>7741877
It's a delicious sausage with a secret recipe passed down generation to generation
>>7741877
It's tasty calamari my nigga damn
>>7741867
it makes my job so much easier when they're lil bitches
>The cop pushes the man to the floor and rummages through his pockets in search of a wallet
nigga you're paying this shit right now
>>7741877
And you think I'm goink to just let you eat my brethren like that?! Not a squidding chance ~de geso!!
>All ten of her tentacles are poised to strike.
You're goink to be 'catchink' a lot more than you can handle in a second ~de geso!
>>7741864
No. Are you? "De geso~"
>>7741893
>the anon finishes a platter of calamari
>>7741892
>he's laying on the floor now as the cop looks through his clothes.
... I don't have any money...
>>7741893
>Throws soy sauce on your face
>>7741914
>The cop kicks the man in the ribs, then reaches for a glass of beer and splashes it in his face
quiet dog
yeah though looking from how empty your pockets are i'm guessing you're telling the truth, in which case you can fuck off you trash
>anon RPers
Please god tell me they stay!!!!1!
>>7741885
Forgive me, but I don't really like sausage. It makes me uneasy.
>>7741886
I wish I could have had eaten some...
>>7741893
>she's turned around and completely ignoring you, digging in the dirt for the meal you buried
Maybe if I cut the outside off...
>>7741925
>he stands up and walks away, but not before looking back to tell him one last thing.
... I'm gonna go the oldfags...
>>7741931
I rp all the time because I will ruin my avas
>>7741893
>crawls onto your finger
>Muffled screaming in distance
>>7741800
>It's been months, I still miss my cat. Jerk.
>>7741821
What are you even talkink about? I'm speakink normally, ya'know, Inklish.
>>7741830
Overeating myself? How? I'm pretty average, I don't really go around telling people I'm a big deal or anything.
>>7741949
>slaps ass
>>7741935
>gives you more calamari
Just... just take it.
>>7741953
>The cop whips out his trusty sidearm, spinning the gun around his finger by the trigger guard before tossing it up in the air and catching it behind his back, continuing the spin. He ceases the spinning then points the gun dead centre between the anon's eyes
i'll kill you
>kills you
>>7741949
>The screaming intensifies, originating from the bottom of a nearby cliff and rapidly-ascending
>>7741980
>laughs in chief of police
>>7741946
I said over rate,fool. Anyhow you said you were somehow more popular than some at your work. And I just don't see that to be possible.
>>7741901
You're the one addink silly phrases that don't mean anythink onto the end of your sentences ~de geso.
>She sighs.
I mean, come on. I get humans can be pretty dumb but you've really lowered the bar ~de geso.
>>7741909
>A tentacle whizzes towards you and punches you right in the gut.
>>7741915
>Narrowly dodges the splash by just... taking a step to the right.
What do you think you're doink with that?! I'm standink here you know ~de geso!
>>7741935
>Her cheeks puff up, and then she spits a stream of squid ink right at the back of your head.
First you murder my brethren and now you're defilink their grave?! Give me one reason I shouldn't bury you with them ~de geso!
>>7741943
>On reflex, she shakes her hand as soon as she feels it.
!?
>>7741946
...English. You mean English, right? You're definitely makink fun of me ~de geso.
>She crosses her arms, clearly upset.
You're just putting the word 'ink' on everythink because I'm a squid, right? You're not funny ~de geso.
>>7741991
Why are you so scared of soy sauce? It's delicious!
>>7741946
>whispers in your ear
oh my god
>>7741963
>quickly gobbles it down before squidkid can funeralize it
Arigato.
>>7741997
I'm not denyink that, but you can't just go throwink weird black liquids at people without them knowink ~de geso!
>>7742004
>You miss, for the sheer velocity of which the person has leaped up the cliffside, going straight into the air
>>7742004
What'd you say you lil faggot
>punches you in the dick
I'll fuck your mother bitch
>>7741991
Oh, don't get me wrong. "De geso~" I'm actually just giving my best impression of a complete idiot here. She uses this phrase all the time. Pretty stupid, huh? "De geso~".
>>7741991
YO YO NIGGAS
Hi.
>>7742047
Saving this
>>7742047
that is really cute
>>7741991
So first you ruin my food, then you cover me in ink, and now you threaten to put me in the ground? You know, it is my job to rid the world or criminals like you. I think you should be the one giving me reasons not to bury you.
>>7741990
Because I'm part of the main Japanese group, though I'm one of the less popular ones in the main group.
>>7741991
Wait, you're a squid? You look normal to me, but your hair is kind of odd.
>>7741999
Y-yes..?
>>7742052
Go to school Aaron
>>7742063
I woke up extra early. I have an hour to spare.
>>7742072
spare this
*fucks your sister*
>>7742031
>The cop takes his hands away from his peanus weanus to pull out his gun, firing multiple shots up into the air as the stream of piss continues
aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
>>7742032
>The chief's fist bashes into a steel guard surrounding the cop's taint, the clangour sending vibrations up the chief's arm.
i don't leave home without my steel guard, ya dumbass bitch
>The cop punches his chief in the face with a hefty swing
>>7741931
that's a kawaii Ash
>>7742062
>>7742062
See there yoi go again. Just admit you are the least popular one. I think the company keeps you around as a joke.
>>7742077
>is an only child
Well, I may or may not have a half sibling or two and a few stepsisters, but I try not to acknowledge their existence.
Point is, I don't have any sisters and even if my stepsisters counted I wouldn't give two shits about three fucks
>>7742078
>it was a hologram
>he appears behind you and shoves his fist so far up your ass he uses you as a puppet
>>7742103
>The fist goes too far up however, and soon the cop's body envelops the chief, consuming him entirely
We are legion.
post timezones
>>7742039
Well stop. It's annoyink ~de geso.
>>7742047
You're a little young to be inkvadink, don't you think ~de geso?
>Returns the little squib to the ocean.
Be sure you come back when you're a little bigger, alright? Well, by then I'll probably have already overthrown mankind but... well, I think you get it! Bon voyage ~de geso!
>>7742060
How would you like it if I started cookink humans in front of you? I'm doink what's right, you're the criminal here. All humans are ~de geso.
>>7742062
>Her tentacles 'cross arms' too. That's how disappointed she is.
What do you mean? I'm as squid as a squid gets ~de geso.
>>7742114
WE ARE MAAAAAAAAAANNNNNYYYYYY
>>7742078
>He's just too far in the sky to hit.
>And then the armored figure comes crashing down, kicking up a massive cloud of dust as he lands.
WHERE IS IT!?
>contact an escort
>says she'll do roleplay
>invite her over
>put on my star mask
>fuck her for about twenty seconds
>shoot ropes
>kick her out for having bad rp
Fucking thots.
>>7742054
>>7742056
>>7742127
>crawls towards the anons at an adorable pace
>>7742140
H-Hey... Don't go near those ~de geso...
>>7742140
Dawww
It's so cute
>>7742127
>>7742127
Nah, I'm having way too much fun. "De geso~"!
>>7742097
I doubt they'd keep me around for eleven years just as a joke, plus I have nothing to admit because I'm not the least popular.
>>7742127
Oh, now I see it, but you're pretty human lookink. This can't be the first time you've had this conversation..
>>7742125
>>7742127
Did it ever occurred to you that I could have been eating an evil squid?
>>7742125
GMT +1, my friend
Also good morning
>>7742128
ya that's it now die fucker
>The cop presses his gun against his temple and pulls the trigger, blowing out both of their brains
>>7742129
>The cop holds his sleeve up to his face to shield his eyes from the dust flying everywhere and uses his free arm to hold the gun as he fires blindly into the dust
where's what? you're fucken grave? you'll find it real soon i can assure ya that
>>7742125
>>7742125
1:38 AM
CST master race
>>7742153
Buut, you are the least popular. And why not? Every year it probably gets funnier to them.h
>>7742151
Well alright. Don't let me stop you from havink fun makink yourself look like a total squidiot ~de geso.
>>7742153
It isn't. Humans are pretty dull most of the time, so it's no surprise that you don't even know a squid when you see when ~de geso...
>>7742162
There's no such thing as an evil squid, not that it would matter if there were! You were eatink my brethren ~de geso!
You're lucky that you're still breathink. Normally I'd gill you on the spot, but even I have standards ~de geso.
>4:40 AM
I guess I should sleep.
>>7742168
>He turns around slowly, leering at the officer.
The blue one who threw me off! Is that a threat, worm?
>>7742185
sweet dreams, anon!
>>7742125
2:40AM. I was thinking about hosting, but I feel like I'm about to pass out.
>>7742209
Then go to bed, g'night m'te
>>7742192
aw shit you're covered in armour, i can't kill ya
alright nevermind then keep going about your day good sir *tips hat*
>>7742149
>>7742146
>the little squidder eventually makes it to the top of the anons shoes
>>7742180
That sounds unrealistic, these are some crazy theories you're making up.
>>7742182
But I'm not human either, you still don't really look like a squid though.
>>7742220
>Watches that little squib like a hawk, ready to save it in a moment's notice.
>>7742227
Have you even seen a squid before ~de geso?
>>7742212
I'll make it up to you guys later. I promise.
>>7742182
Aha~! Don't worry. I don't think I'm the dumbest looking person here. In fact that person is actually here. Right in front of me! "De Geso~"
>>7742227
I'm sorry to say this, but they're facts
>>7742220
>Anon swings his foot back then springs it forward, sending the lil squib flying back into the water
>>7742220
Ooooohhh it's soooo cuuuuuute
>he takes off his shoe and brings it to eye level to get a better look at the adorable little creature
>>7742232
Yes, but they don't have human heads and bodies. Are you some kind of mutant squid?
>>7742246
If they're facts why do you keep asking as if you need confirmation?
>>7742214
>Lu Bu scoffs, and walks off with a growl.
>>7742193
You too, Anon.
sweet dreams
>>7742182
Is that so.
>she pulls out a can of instant dried squid and begins eating
Actually... Sorry, I wasn't listening. It is hard to concentrate on such things with an empty stomach. Did you want some?
>>7742252
I'm just trying to put it in a way that even you can understand.
>>7742246
>Spits up squid ink, right in your smug-ass face.
>>7742252
Now you're just beink insultink ~de geso.
>>7742264
>A tentacle flies out at top speed to grab the can away.
STOP THAT ~DE GESO!
Didn't you hear what I said!? I'm not eatink humans in front of you, so don't eat squid in front of me ~de geso!
>>7742267
By asking questions? This is really.. Tiring, I'm going to bed before I pass out.
>>7742276
There's nothink wrong with mutations, that's how animals inkvolve.
Enough for one day though, I'm goink to bed, goodnight.
>>7742304
I hope you have nightmares, you squigging bully ~de geso.
>>7742304
Rest well birthday boy
>>7742276
>Ash stands there in shock.
ARE YOU KIDDING?!? YOU JERK! DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT'S GOING TO TAKE TO GET THIS OUT OF MY HAIR?!?!
>>7742304
Yes, I understand. It's too much for your simple processor.
>>7742276
>the tentacle latches on to an empty can
You shouldn't eat human meat. Even when cooked it can be dangerous. Not like you would ever be able to eat one, however.
Anyway. You remind me of a certain girl I know that won't eat squid. You really should. It will help you grow.
>>7742320
>squidding
>>7742324
It's not a birthday, it's an anniversary, my birthday would be the day I was created, tomorrow is the anniversary of my release, but goodnight.
>robs the bakery
hand over the brownies
>>7742344
I already know that Kaito. We talked about it last night.
>>7742326
>She wipes her lips of excess ink and harumpfs triumphantly.
That should teach you a lesson about trickink me off ~de geso!
>>7742328
>She crushes the can to a pulp with one tentacle.
...
>>7742356
lol fuck no
have the fuckin bread instead
>>7742376
>she takes the crushed can and puts it into the recycling bin
I'm going to go find myself a snack before I go to bed. You shouldn't stay out too much later either. There's a lot of dangerous characters around at night.
Well, bye.
>>7742395
>takes the brown bread
o-ok
>leaves the shop without sweet superior brownies
>>7742408
>mugs
>takes your bread
>also stabs you
>>7742408
yeah
make your own brownies you bum
these brownies are for me mum only
>>7742376
>Runs away sobbing
>>7742418
>dies brownieless and without bread
t-take me now dear lord
>>7742420
mate the brownie economy is bloody booming i just wanna hop on the bandwagon
>>7742404
You better run ~de geso...
>>7742428
>She just starts laughing.
>>7742433
nah fuck off mate
if you want in, fuckin buy the ingredients and make em yourself
>>7742446
>unironically buying brownies
haha get a load of this square
>>7742450
that's not what i said you twat
>buy the ingredients and make them yourself
>>7742467
>unironically paying for brownies
haha what a melt
>>7742478
boi
>buy the ingredients and make them yourself
>bolin likes niggers
>>7742485
you have to pay to buy ingredients mate that'd be paying for me brownies and desu fuck that senpai
>>7742485
>buy
This guy...
>>7742494
Bolin is a nigger
s.mh t.bh f.am
>>7742513
That is a boy
>>7742494
Not nigs, man. I don't go that far. Only, like, pretty damn dark.
>>7742498
Wrong.
>>7742511
Homemade stuff is better. I'm a cheap bastard. So I robbed your bakery in search of brownies.
>>7742522
All humans descend from Africa, you're a nigger.
>>7742522
>my bakery
that's where you're wrong kiddo
>>7742493
>>7742533
>those eyebrows
I like them
>>7742527
>All humans descend from Africa
I'd like to see some proofs. Dumb Afrocentrist.
>>7742531
W-who owns it?
>>7742514
S-She's cute!
>>7742544
the oldest human skeletors are always found in Africa
>>7742533
>>7742544
Australopithecus
>>7742544
you do
<=To=be=continued====
>>7742555
IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE DOG
>>7742558
AWW YEAH JOJO REFERENCE
>>7742550
>>7742557
Why does that fit so well
What the heck happened?
>>7742569
We may never know.
>>7742574
>>7742582
TELL ME WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED, YOU SON OF A BISCUIT
>>7742585
CALM DOWN ON THE LANGUAGE, THIS IS A KIDS' SHOW
>>7742548
Mungo Man the abbo was found 40,000 years ago. Are we all abbos, anon?
>>7742551
That's only on behaviour. Anything up to and including the third from the bottom is good. H*ck, if I give up on life, the bottom two are fine too.
>>7742553
wewlad
Abbos are barely human
>>7742555
n-nani
Reigen
Perhaps this was a bad time to return?
>>7742595
it's true
now grab those fuckin brownies and eat the shit out of them
>>7742585
Homosexuality is a mental illness
The mentally ill are subhumans
Subhumans are to be treated as trash
DEATH TO ALL FAGGOTS
Quick, give me 24 tributes.
>>7742611
Tealord Iroh
>>7742611
Ban
>>7742611
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>7742611
Capra Demon
>>7742611
Smolgore
>>7742611
Nagisa Kaworu
>>7742611
Viper
>>7742611
A succubus of some sort
>>7742605
>Feasts on delicious brownies
>>7742611
Sanae Kochiya
>>7742611
Megaman
>>7742596
>>7742611
Reigen Arataka
>>7742652
ur a gay lol
>>7742611
Nep-plant
>>7742611
Suz
>>7742657
>>7742611
Tanya Degurechaff
>>7742611
Tyuule
>>7742611
The year of Sanji
>>7742611
meme expert
>>7742611
THE CRIMSON DEMON
>It's 4AM and I'm watching this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TuRw6OAL0o
>>7742611
Kamen rider Zeronos
>>7742684
Anon, please stop
>>7742611
Chihiro Fujisaki
>>7742611
The blizzard of hell
>>7742611
Eggman-kun
>>7742694
I'm going to molest you.
>Bolin
>>7742611
Gas the Horsefags
>>7742611
Late Grimes
>>7742687
>Male otters rape their children to death
The more you know.
I like hosting during dead hours but today seems really dead.
Well, check for mistakes please.
>>7742726
Let's do this!
>>7742611
Lu Bu Tallgeese
>>7742726
I accept this challenge.
>>7742738
>>7742638
>>7742726
I would appriciate it if you could do the swap.
>>7742726
I feel like you missed someone. Gas the horsefags looked like 24 to me
>>7742726
who did you take out for me? put that swell guy back in. pls.
>>7742726
It looks good to me.
>>7742746
It was Megaman he skipped. And that was himself.
Swapped Sanae for Lu Bu. Let's start this.
>>7742746
>>7742747
Like anon said, I removed Megaman which was my own entry.
what the fuck
WHAT THE FUCK
no fuck this fucking stupud anime bullshit sub nigger thread series. fucking i hate pedophiles but got damn even trees get me harder then this shit. fucking fuck all of you dum inbread goat fuckers, i bet you dont event know the conspiracy of obama raping a fucking goat. a motherfucking goat
fuck you hg
>>7742745
You don't want to face me, that's wise. Very well!
>>7742762
I can smell your fear.
>>7742762
Good to get this rolling properly on my return!
>>7742762
Can'ya let go please? This is really weird...
>>7742780
Uhh...hi?
>>7742780
We've got the technology
We can rebuild him
>>7742762
I sure am thinking things loudly.
>>7742762
There is no place for facism in our time, that's why two tributes decided to not let it happen.
Tealord Iroh just came back and is already into the game again.
>>7742773
I would have loved to, really, but I'm needed elsewhere right now
>>7742795
Was there ever any doubt that my return could bring anything less than amusement?
But my, oh my, it is quite dead around here.
>>7742795
I sure am dying quite loudly
>>7742795
Already skipping some peace.
Acting like you are dying isn't working in these games, con man.
A lot of amputations are going on today.
>>7742800
Well, it's like...really late n'stuff. N'some guys probably have stuff ta'do tomorrow...soooo yeah.
>>7742821
You go that way, n'I'll go this way! That'll work...right?
>>7742821
Well, I can try again with another host.
>>7742809
No hard feelings, of course.
>Want to rp
>there's this certain point of sleep deprivation that I can hit that allows me to rp
>I went past it
Fuck
>>7742844
Get a nap anon, it's good for you
>>7742799
Don't test your luck. Run along.
>>7742821
Miserable wretch.
>>7742821
It's time to thin out this game already by playing a board game.
>>7742844
Go to bed, anon.
>>7742824
True. Perhaps I am thinking too fondly of the more active nights back when these threads were hosted on /b/ and the community was booming.
No matter either way.
>>7742866
Can't I just roll 'em again?!
>>7742868
Oh, yeah, I've heard about that stuff before I was here. Guess I kinda missed out, huh?
Oh, well! I'm happy here, too!
>>7742866
And the arena is directly followed by the feast. The game is going to end fast.
>>7742885
Its nice to have you here regardless, whether you came from that era or not.
>>7742892
See, I can do more than cause casualties!
Kiritofag left for erp.
Rikkafag left for erp.
Who's next?
>>7742892
Skipped a lot of peace, but we are already at the final 2. Place your bets.
>>7742931
I R O H
>>7742927
>Kirito left for erp
That is wrong. He's Jiro, one of the erp fags. He didn't come from hg to erp.
>>7742920
You too! You're really nice n'cool n'stuff!
>>7742927
>Rikka
Nothing of value was lost.
>>7742938
>Kirito is Jiro
And I'm hoshi.
>>7742948
Hey Hoshi.
>>7742927
Kirito was always an erpfag and Rikka started posting on both pretty early on
>>7742931
Of COURSE it's Eggman-kun. Congratulations, HG deity.
>>7742937
I can't help it! I have a soft spot for monkeys.
>>7742940
I certainly try to be. I felt the community needed more kindness back then and always, as many of them extended in return to me.
>>7742958
Here is your winscreen.
>>7742958
>>7742963
And the stats. Thank you for playing. It was a pleasure.
>>7742958
Well, I can't say there is much of a better way to lose to Eggman-Kun. Long live the Eggman!
>>7742967
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>7742963
Congrats!
>>7742967
Thanks for hostin'!
>>7742962
Yeah! There's a lotta really nice people here! I like 'em a lot, n'they like me! It's awesome!
I'm really tired, n'it's late n'stuff. Nighty night, everyone!
>>7742967
>thanks for hosting
>>7742967
Gg eggdude
Thanks for hosting and shit
>>7742967
Uh-huh. You too
>>7742982
Sleep well, in that case.
List five of your favorite avafags
>game ends
>back to being dead immediately
>>7743060
Five is not enough.
>>7743060
Mii SwordFighter
Red
Hoshi
LF
Adachi
>>7743060
yuno
>>7743060
Junko
Stocking
Yin
Furry Porn
Rinoa
>>7743071
All of these are cancer
>>7743060
Rich Evans
>>7743060
KK
Fyxe
Wiggins
Bolin
LD
>>7743060
I can only think of one that I actually like.
>>7743060
Baron
Soviet
Katio
Aussa
Junko
Well, unfortunately I cannot run at this time, but if its actually this dead at this time at around this time. I'll get to work reviving the Tea Games.
>>7743060
Rammy
Kaito
>>7743144
>Tea Games
Yes please!
>>7743144
>Well, unfortunately I cannot run at this time, but if its actually this dead at this time at around this time
>>7743144
Good heavens. Don't sleep and type, people. Its bad for your English.
>>7743165
Even if you're a spirit now, you're still too old to be using computers uncle.
>>7743159
Hi Kuga
>>7743188
Nonsense! I'm young in spirit.
>>7743194
I'm not saying who I am
>>7743200
Are you more bitchin than sanaes tots tho
>>7743060
Rinnu is the only avafag worth mentioning
>>7743060
All of you, except Yin and Bolin.
>>7743060
KK
LF
Rin
Hikki
Hajimeme
>>7743232
>>7743060
Rin
Rin
Rin
Rin
Rin
>>7743233
Kill yourself Bolin
>>7743212
I'm more bitchin than Adachi's cabbages.
>tfw you are never mentioner in a list of anykind
JUST START A FUCKING GAME ALREADY INSTEAD OF BEING RETARDED FUCKING C.UCKS
HOLY SHIT THIS IS TAKING LONGER THAN IT SHOULD
HURRY THE FUCK UP GOD DAMN
>>7743248
The feeling of being forgotten is a horrible feel, I'm sorry anon
>>7743060
Yuno
Okabe
LF
KK
I can't think of any other good avafags these days
>>7743252
Hey now, I would, but I'm actively rebuilding the Tea Games after over a year of disuse here.
>>7743258
It's copypasta, don't worry
Lf-Kun, wheres my daily fuck?
>KK
>>7743241
Fuck you for even thinking that
>>7743257
Are we?
>>7743260
Clearly I've been away far too long once again.
Discuss
>>7743280
do you think we can?
>>7743288
>tfw hawaii will never win a super bowl
suffering desu
>>7743296
Hawaii is colored
AI YAI YAI I'M YOUR LITTLE BUTTERFLY
>>7743315
That's not how it goes
When I ripped my pants....
>>7743361
Water :^)
>>7743361
root beer or ramune
guess why
Since I have a ton of keys from Humble Bundles for games I already, I was thinking of hosting a few games and giving away a game to the winner each time.
Y/N?
>>7743393
sounds fun
I am done, guys. I can finally quit this stupid fucking game forever.
>>7743361
Cherry Soda
The luck will kick in and I'll find the money to afford every drink the man has.
>>7743398
I just counted, I have 8 pages of 20 keys each, that's 160 games to give away.
This is going to take a while.
>>7743423
Maaaybe do two or three at first.
>>7743423
better get a hosting then
>>7743430
>>7743429
>>7743400
See you tomorrow
>>7743443
He is talking about the mobile FE game, not HG
>>7743400
She is a shit tier unit.
>>7743460
I know. But muh waifu value, man.
Post HG in a nutshell
>>7743500
>>7743500
>>7743500
>>7743500
Does this mean time to dump silliness from eras past?
>>7743538
>>7743500
>>7743500
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xzpndHtdl9A
>>7743543
MINDER
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>>7743543
>>7743400
>playing shit
>>7743500
>>7743500
>>7743500
First 24 for the First Giveaway Hotello Games
>Include Male/Female if ambiguous
>Winner gets to pick a number of 1-160
>And receives a random Steam game which corresponds to that number
>If a filler wins/you don't want the game, the key will be posted in-thread
>>7743600
Tracer
>>7743600
Cinnamon Roll
>>7743600
Nagisa Kaworu
>>7743600
Lu Bu Tallgeese
>Male
>>7743600
Shantae
>>7743600
Gandalf the Pug
>>7743600
Sailor Saturn
>>7743600
Kamen rider Mahaaaaaa
>>7743600
Kamen rider Accel
>>7743600
Kamen rider Ghosto
>>7743600
Minako
>>7743600
Omega
>>7743600
Deadpool
>>7743600
Adachi
>>7743600
Not Nagisa Kaworu
>>7743600
Haruhi Suzumiya
>>7743600
Senator Armstrong
>>7743600
Samus with erect nipples
>>7743600
Eggman-kun
>>7743600
Plain Bread Chan
>>7743600
Seto Kaiba
>>7743600
Puru Eight
>>7743600
Asui Tsuyu
>>7743600
The Master
>>7743600
Jack Harkness
>>7743600
Suicidal faggot
It's the murder thing.
>>7743673
Cheers, loves! The cavalry's 'ere!
And a good line-up of heroes, too!
>>7743673
The thing I'm best at.
Did I say murder? I meant a comfortable stay at a hotel.
If you can get there, anyways.
>>7743673
So which one of you limp dicked shitstains wants to face one of The United States of FREAKING AMERICA's finest sons first?
>>7743699
>>7743693
Looks like we're goin' ta be delayin' that a bit, love.
...Say, how'd we get 'ere anyway?
>>7743600
Shimakaze
>>7743699
Oh man, really? I'll send you a postcard soon!
>>7743699
Scared of a few ghost stories? Oh well. I guess you'll be the one missing out.
>>7743673
Let's say if any of you can satisfy my soul!
>>7743600
SteamGameBaitedAikawa
>>7743716
Haphazardly.
One of the esteemed Kamen Riders is already down.
The rest of you seem to be enjoying yourselves.
>>7743737
Heh... Well, that totally answers the question, don't it?
Ah well. I'll bet'cha there's bound to be somethin' happening inside, I do!
Maybe even somethin'... spooky.
>>7743745
>>7743723
Whoa!
...Oi, 'd you hear that just now? What in the world could that be...?
>>7743745
>>7743763
>She nervously laughs at the noises. Quickening her pace down the hall.
S-someone must not really like their stay!
>>7743745
Bloodsports are a great way to liven up any occasion.
Of course, if nothing is happening... I wonder whats in the pantry?
>>7743745
>when you go out if your way to ask people how they're doing
>but no one seems to care enough to ask you.
That's the worse feeling.
The girls are having a sleepover together, how adorable.
>>7743771
That's just awkward.
>How are you doing
>good. How are you doing
>good.
>>7743771
Well, I am ever listening for news.
>>7743781
I'll be back. There is no way to ever be truly rid of a messiah.
>>7743767
What, y'not even a bit curious?
I'm thinkin' about goin' back and checkin it out!
>>7743781
Okay, so this place is weird...
But it's just cold, that's all!
>Wake up, feeling like a ton of hroseshit
>See Iroh
Today isn't as shit as I thought it would.
>>7743782
You autistic?
>how are you doing
>good, how about you?
>not bad, work was a bitch etc....
>>7743781
Ha... ha..! Dang it, which one of these is my room?
>>7743795
Actually I'm super curious. Just thought this was going to be a normal hotel. I could really use the vacation.
>>7743781
>>7743795
FACE ME, COWARDS! MY SOUL HUNGERS!
Don't run down the stairs, kids.
Also don't open the window, even if you could.
>>7743810
Oh no. Close it , close it, close it!
>She looks over to see that her roommate is just a dog. She strides over to the still open door.
Gah! I gotta close it!
>>7743796
Its good to hear that my visit has lifted my spirits, my friend. I hope the rest of your day brings equally good if not better news.
>>7743805
>throws pillow at
I was tryin' to sleep, 'ere!
>>7743800
You're tellin' me! Bein' a hero is hard work sometimes. Lots on the plate as it without havin' t'worry about bloody ghosts, too...
>>7743810
Yeah, okay...! This is startin' to get right strange!
>she draws her pistols, firing at the windows
Tracer decides to investigate those screeches after all.
>>7743827
I mean lifted your. Your spirits. I may need to lay down a little.
>>7743810
MY SOOOUUUL!
>>7743828
>There's a heavy-sounding smash, and the pillow sort of just explodes in to feathers everywhere.
>>7743835
Really go to bed, we're not going anywhere, don't worry
>>7743828
Or zombies. Or pirates. Or squids. Or whatever the world has to throw at me! It's like someone put me in a game sometimes.
>>7743833
It'd be much better if we can protect each other. It's a foolproof plan.
>>7743843
True, but I never know when I'll be back, and that is what pushes me to stay often for as long as I can manage. I think, however, that its probably for the best that I sleep as you say.
Good night, morning, day or what have you in your part of the world everyone. May your days be bright and lives beautiful.
Shantae and Minako launch a rescue operation... to no avail.
Suddenly, half our cast is wiped out!
>>7743833
Right, time t'get to the bottom of this!
Let's go!
>>7743838
Oh, bother...
Should'a known that wouldn't work.
Don't like pillow fights?
>>7743860
Hehehe... A game, yeah? Wouldn't that be somethin'. Doesn't look like it t'me though, love!
Oh, by the way.... Don't go up t'that attic. Trust me.
>>7743864
>>7743872
It would explain somethings. I can't just let you be up there alone. Come on! I'll save you!
>>7743872
>There is only stony silence as the person stares back, shifting his weapon in to an idle-ready position. There's a sizeable gash in the ground from where he swung, as well.
Dinnertime! Two of our guests can't handle the stress...
>>7743880
>>7743864
Welll... I did try t'warn you.
Oh well. Now that we got all th' time in the world t'talk....
>she offers her hand with a smile
The name's Tracer! Nice t'meet ya.
And we have our winner, the one who managed to survive 4 days in the Hotel, while others did not.
Congrats, yada yada.
Please pick a number between 1 and 160!
>>7743906
I'd gladly cut off an arm and a leg for one hour of me ravaging that hot body of yours.
>>7743906
Don't know what was up there. Don't think I want to either!
>Forgetting her current sadness over what happened, she eagerly shake the other's hand.
I'm just glad to meet someone nice here for a change! Wish my name was as cool as yours though. Shantae doesn't roll off the tongue nearly as good.
>>7743910
I really hope she enjoyed her stay. Thanks for this!