HG thread.
289th Express Games!
>>7739523
Colette
>>7739523
Ringo
>>7739523
Puru Eight
>>7739523
Lana and Mudkip
Anastasia
>>7739523
Gabriel
>>7739523
Sand King
Peacekeeper
>>7739523
Ken-oh the Conqueror
King Dedede
>>7739523
Drinkable Kaito
Reigen Arataka
Cena
Len
>>7739523
Kaguya Houraisan
>>7739523
Rubick
Garnet
You stopped me before I could do another. Nice one.
>>7739523
Penguin
>>7739523
A Silly Caucasian Girl who likes to play with samurai swords
Kanan Matsura
>>7739523
Lu Bu Tallgeese
>>7739551
>drinks
Express Multi-Champion Ken Kaneki
>>7739523
Muffet
>>7739523
Saber
>>7739523
Rikka Takanashi
Sakuya Izayoi
Miku's ass
>>7739536
>kissu
Squid Girl
>>7739523
Larry Koopa
Undead Ban
>>7739495(lana)
>same.
>being the only vpfag was sad
Mr. Bread
Shoukin Kagerou
Haru
>>7739523
Yuubari
Penis-chan
>>7739438
You know it. The advice basically boiled down to be yourself. So his idea was to woo her with music. I brought the others along just to see what would happen. It didn't quite work, it ended with Rose laughing at his face. I honestly thought he would leave right there but I have to get him credit. He doesn't know when to stop.
>>7739600
>pets
>>7739495
>Well consider me baited, because I like the little fish. Carried me through Gen 7 perfectly fine.
>>7739519
Whatdya mean by pay you off? Ya askin' for a bribe or somethin'? Cause there ain't NO WAY I'm givin' up any of my belongin's to some lil' brat.
Eggman-kun
>>7739574
>Turns into a flat empty husk, kind of like a capri sun when it's empty.
>>7739523
Ash Crimson
>>7739523
Sticky Fingaz
ban ERP trash from your games, host
>>7739585
Oh, thank you!. sometimes you are too sweet with me
>>7739387 (garnet)
I shall rule over it like sand storm covering the dunes. Do not worry, I am a fair king.
>>7739355 (ddd)
Is that a challenge? We shall see which one of us is fit to rule this land you flightless bird!
>>7739337 (sima)
Then your eyes are faulty, in no shape to judge a king, peasent.
Not so bad of a turnout, I suppose.
>>7739523
Maria and Harusame
>>7739633
Where?
>>7739643
>>7739622
>>7739552
Swap.
>>7739614
I don't call it a bribe, more like a little incentive to keep peace between kingdoms. Sure would be tragic if King Dad heard his buddy King Dedede talking about him behind his back and saying all sorts of horrible things about him. Juuuuust tragic!
>>7739604
Reminds me a bit of myself to be honest... Sorry but I would love to hear the rest of the story, but it is bedtime for me, tell me the rest tomorrow. Goodnight
>>7739643
Heh. This'll be a piece of shrimp ~de geso.
>>7739643
Haven't see that face in a while.
>>7739647
>>7739562
>>7739640
That's a very sharp tongue. It'd be a shame if someone were to cut it out.
>>7739643
Let us begin.
>>7739643
Ready for the mission.
>>7739643
Shall we? Let's.
>>7739643
Lookin' cool as a fair number of cucumbers.
>>7739643
Swap please.
>>7739551
>>7739669
>>7739650
Unexpected. But, thanks nonetheless. I'll accept this easy win.
>>7739669
Oh thank you miss Garnet.
>>7739705
>pats
>>7739640
If it was a challenge, then there would actually be a threat. But I don't see one.
>>7739643
I'm ready to roll out over 'ere.
>>7739651
Fine, fine. What do you want from me?
>>7739643
Good luck.
>>7739647
>Maria will never again scream IMAGE LIMIT
>>7739690
We'll see about that.
>>7739661
That's great. I hate telling that story. See ya.
>>7739640
The people that says things like that usually aren't. Even forgetting that, I am not so crazy about royalty nowadays. Don;t step outta line.
>>7739687
You gotta give others a chance, Kaito. That includes you as well.
>>7739705
Don't mention it, kid. Do good out there.
>>7739729
Alright. Let's get to work.
>She jumps away from the starting point. So high that her form can be barely seen at max height.
>>7739729
What was that supposed to be? You've got to be really squidding dumb to think you can get past my ten tentacles like that ~de geso.
>Shrug.
Well, you're only human ~de geso.
>>7739729
Show me what the power of the desert is truly worth, Sand King.
>>7739728
Heh heh heh, I want ten thousand coins in gold from your treasury. That should make my memory too fuzzy to remember what you said about King Dad.
>>7739729
AND AWAY WE GO
>>7739769
Rrrrrrrrrrrrubick!
>>7739717
>Hesitantly leans into the petting
>>7739729
>Sad but true.
>>7739764
>Well if the slides load I hope I do
Thank you Garnet, I'll try my best with this spot you gave me~
>>7739729
All of you are unsuccessful today. This doesn't bode well.
>>7739783
T-Ten Thousand!? Yer kiddin', I ain't made outta money now!
>>7739671
Is my wit too dry for your taste?
>>7739729
>>7739769
Your warriors are weak and I have a knight who is immune to your paltry magic. We shall see how skilled you are without your skills, Rubick!
>>7739764
I never step. I stride.
>>7739811
Maria can I tell you something?
>>7739764
I had plenty of chances today, besides all I want to do right now is stargaze. The day is winding down after all.
>>7739705
Hey, it's been a while. How have you been?
>>7739729
It feels silly, but I kinda want to hit someone with this.
>>7739816
Damn, I knew something felt off.
>>7739816
That's the last time I use anythink like that to try and win ~de geso.
>>7739816
...I may not even live to see it arrive.
>>7739811
always nice to see an old friend come back
>>7739816
You fell right into my trap, sucker!
>>7739823
You're a king ain'tcha? King's have tons of money and tons of money is what I need to forget you mouthing off about King Dad.
>>7739766
>>7739729
>Human
Trickery the likes of this only works once, runt!
>Distant splash
>>7739826
I will not allow anyone to injure my soul's pride!
>>7739838
Night one.
>>7739838
How can this be?! You have failed your king Saiber!!
>>7739865
Your soul will erode and rust in time, just like your armour.
>>7739875
Wow, you're pretty tough for a kid. Either that or I'm a really bad shot.
>>7739865
>Looks over her shoulder.
...Huh? I thought someone was talkink to me. Guess not ~de geso.
>>7739875
What's all this junk!? I thought we were goink to be findink somethink useful ~de geso!!
>>7739830
Um sure, what is it Anon-kun?
>>7739833
>Jumps up and wraps her arm around the ship, nuzzling against them slightly
Hi Yuubari!~ Nothing much, just been having fun, being lewd, the usual~
>>7739849
>Literally mostly not here because internet is just kill. Hell I won a game last night but my connection dropped out on the second last slide so I didn't know until now
>>7739803
Such mimicry!
>>7739826
>>7739816
Poor show, Sand King. You were much more fearsome during the Defense of the Ancients.
>>7739875
>penis
>freezing
Heh...
>>7739811
>>7739816
If worse comes to worse, I could tell you what's happening to you. We're doing good so far.
>>7739826
A jokester I see. Maybe I was too quick to judge you. Specially since you already lost.
>>7739832
I'm pretty sure the day's gone by now. And I am saying this for everyone else's good. I already got four wins from this game. You want to make that a fifth?
>>7739875
>She offers a shrug to the kidnapped girl. Her tone apologetic throughout her message.
Yeah, sorry about that. Ice cream for Steven doesn't pay by itself. Pearl would also get mad at me if I steal it again.
>>7739902
You and Vert are pretty close right? Where the fuck are they?
>>7739875
It's not even someone important to me. I guess I'm just too sentimental.
>>7739902
Sounds like you.
>Returns the embrace and pats her back a bit.
I was starting to get a bit worried you'd gotten into some trouble.
>>7739875
Know your way around your own devices.
>>7739902
I just wanted to say even if we may bully you about your ship we love you m80
>>7739887
My soul is an unquenchable flame! A flame which begins to hunger for your own as fuel!
>>7739816
>
>>7739864
Yeah but I got my own debts to pay ya know! Runnin' a fair kingdom ain't all what it's cut out ta be!
>>7739927
This is gonna make some people upset. Hope no one saw.
>>7739927
This time stay dead.
>>7739875
We were...allies.
>>7739927
>>7739570
Oh yeah. Now I remember you. Just in case you didn't get it.
>>7739927
Didn't I just help you out!?
>>7739946
We have to censor out an entire tribute on the broadcast. This is unprecedented.
SHIMAKAZE
(MALE)
LEMME IN
>>7739985
kys kamina
>>7739927
Why would someone send me their used napkin?
>Crumbles up the map and tosses it over his shoulder
>>7739908
Haha, sure Garnet, go for a fifth, I don't really mind missing out so long as my replacement has fun.
>>7739940
Hmmm. Well, I guess you could owe me one, or a lot, instead. If I need a big favor I'll be sure to call you up. Sound fair?
>>7739984
Heh heh heh heh heh! At least SOMEONE is willing to pay up!
>>7739984
Hmm..No, that wouldn't be right, I should invest it for everyone.
>>7739989
kys kamina
>>7739984
How does two daggers for a couple of mangoes sound to you? I've got quite the craving today.
>>7739984
I am certain about all of my decisions. I am the boss after all.
>>7739985
Girls like you should be more polite. I will do it if you ask nicer.
>>7739998
Not like I can't say no at this point. Yeah, I'll have some fun. Have fun looking at the stars. They're especially great this night.
>>7739939
It is a good thing sand extinguishes flames then isn't it?
>>7739905
I underestimated your accomplices. That and it is clear to me this Saber is far from what a king can call trustworthy.
>>7739985
No.
>>7739908
If you count wars on singular deaths then I wonder what strength you have at all. You remind me of someone actually.
>>7739902
Well hopefully you can get that internet fixed and we can have fun like old times
>>7739984
Always with the surprise exploding.
>>7739985
There is nothing I can do.
>>7739928
don't put words in my mouth faggot
Maria is cancer
>>7740005
I guess I ain't got much choice here.
Ah well. I guess I can pull through with whatever ya need.
>>7739971
Huh, when was this? I probably went out and never even saw this. Thank you.
>>7740041
AGH THIS IS SUCH BULLSH-
>>7740006
Holy FUCK those eyes are huge
What drugs are you on right now?
>>7740031
It shall turn that puny sand to glass, before I shatter it to oblivion! Begone, worm, lest you violate what little peace there is left in me.
>Does that gesture that Italians usually do with their hands
>>7740048
this
>>7740031
You'll find that I am quite good at what I do. I feel the same. They didn't end up too well either.
>>7740041
Nice mass. You shouldn't be showing that to everyone though. But you got it. Going for my fifth right now.
>>7740064
No prob. You won on the 12th by the way.
>>7740092
>sticks my finger in it
>>7740082
Nothing revealed about Kaguya here was not already known.
>>7740092
>>7740041
It was entirely his idea.
>>7740096
Ah, that was Sunday. I was probably out. Thank you nonetheless, Garnet.
>>7740028
I'm glad you know where we stand.
Though I don't really stargaze for the fun of it, it's just a nice chance to stop and relax. But I'll see you in a bit when I'm done, good luck.
>>7740092
>>7740105
>She can barely hold her laughter. And by barely, she didn't hold it in at all.
Oh man! Even better seeing it in person! Guess that is a no to a rematch.
>>7740116
I'm the one rock that doesn't need any. Thanks anyway. See ya.
>>7740028
>>7740041
Fine fine. Please put me in?
>>7740105
>Rubick fells the feral animal and strolls up to it, casually plucking the arrow out of its neck.
The next shot won't miss.
Actually, it probably will. I've never practised with a bow and arrow before.
>>7740031
No matter the allies I picked, the outcome would've remained the same.
>>7740050
Ugh you know what. Just don't tell King Dad I lost because I flipped off a camera and we'll be even...
>>7740092
>>7740105
Day three, in which some competition is literally crushed.
>>7740081
You would call a king a worm? You are the type who foolishly mocks the land he steps on.
>>7740096
Oh really? Enlighten me.
>>7740153
Considering the countless times we have fought both with and against each other, I find that statement hard to believe "Grand Magus"
>>7740074
Lots of caffeine.
>>7740105
>>7740168
and maybe some other things.
>>7740150
Shimakaze (male)?
>>7740189
If you cannot provide a worthy battle, that is all that you are!
>>7740157
You got yourself a deal there, ya lil' brat.
>>7740180
Eggman is confronted by Eggman. Of course it doesn't end well.
>>7740201
It's trapkaze you dumb faggot
>>7740201
Kamina just being cancer
Explain your current ava as briefly as possible
>>7740209
I thought I was safe traveling with him, but I realized I was doomed when I saw there was another.
>>7740231
Asshole.
>>7740231
none
>>7740168
It's not stealing if you plan to give it back. But this game does look real fun? Nope! Not gonna let that happen again.
>>7740150
Not up to me right now. Maybe the host can switch my spot for you.
>>7740189
In the end, she turned into an unrecognizable monster. Literally. Watch your stride, king.
>>7740231
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asxcy4SZm-w
>>7740231
Folder
>>7740209
Most of you make the right move. But it's the boring move, and I dislike it.
>>7740231
Alive.
>>7740231
Weird.
Collective unconscious.
>>7740246
>>7740168
I'm tempted to just fell her with my magics, but that would hardly be sporting of me.
>>7740189
Please don't say my title sarcastically, it's quite legitimate, "Sand King."
>>7740209
She's quite...the strong one...
>Rubick struggles to keep her under even as he enhances his own strength with magic.
>>7740231
Copycat
>>7740201
Correctumundo.
>>7740255
Useless. Stop talking to me.
>>7740231
bird
>>7740209
>Drowning a rock is harder than you think. She does however give up to let them win. Her words of wisdom being unheard through the water she's still in.
>>7740231
>
>>7740292
I love you, Shimakaze (male) <3
>>7740265
Final five; the swap may be significant.
>>7740231
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjgF7iNzNTw
>>7740270
THE UNENLIGHTENED MASSES
THEY CANNOT MAKE THE JUDGEMENT CALL
>>7740294
>ding dong
>>7740292
I don't think something will happen if I don't. Actually I know something will not happen.
>>7740231
Love.
>>7740329
I never thought I would see the day that someone would bother using that. Come in.
>>7740327
Can ya stop lookin' at me with them big ol' eyes of yours? They're kinda creepin' me out here.
>>7740343
>opens door
>>7740231
[spoiler]Armpits[/spoiler]
>>7740278
Both of our titles were given to us by others, not by ourselves. For a scholar you struggle to learn and grasp the concept of self value.
>>7740329
Who is it?
>>7740231
royal moon lady
>>7740355
Woo! Nice one. Now say a cool line.
>>7740203
Don't push me old man.
>>7740357
>>7740402
>pop
>>7740357
My title was granted to me after I presented my petition to the Insubstantial Eleven of the Hidden Council, who agreed unanimously that my skills were so great that I was to be given the title of Grand Magus. I place my own self value quite highly, and that title is one that I've come to own myself.
>>7740406
Yeah, you shouldn't do that. For some reason there's kids here. Also all the other people that don't want to see that.
>>7740425
Fuck you
>>7740405
>And now you realize that you accidentally said that to the person who tortured you in cold blood and won by cutting a bloody swath through the previous game.
>He is now staring in your general direction.
>>7740427
When it comes to the death rate, this is some pretty bad RNG.
>>7740435
Same to you, buttface. Same to you.
>>7740446
Wait, I WAS TALKING TO DEDEDE IT WAS A MISPOST JUST CHILL.
>>7740449
You guys wanna ee arr pee?
Im good at pretending im a girl
>>7740468
>>7740467
>Rachnera x Kaguya
You staged this Mokou
>>7740231
Quiet.
>>7740472
Hold my hand.
>>7740488
>holds you
>>7740405
>>7740463
I ain't tryin' ta test anybody now. I hate those things. I can never get past em.
>>7740472
Come on now. You're telling me some girls wouldn't want a handsome man like you? You gotta be joking.
>>7740484
Finally you three find the other one. Better start turning on each other soon.
Hoshi x big bubba
>>7740463
>Uncomfortable silence ensues.
Penis-chan will win.
>>7740520
Tomorrow's events will decide everything.
>>7740531
BENIS
>>7740493
>Pushes you into a bed.
Now… be quiet and imagine this is going to be one of your best days.
Ah, salutations, my children. Are you ready for your daily dose of smooth jazz?
>>7740497
I'm sure. Now gimme a sec I need to get this robot off my back.
>>7740516
ASK HIM WE WERE HAVING AN ARGUMENT, I JUST REPLIED TO THE WRONG DUDE.
>>7740488
Woah buddy, that's abit too lewd...
>>7740503
Don't know if you've noticed this buuuttt I'm kind of an asshole...
>>7740531
We now have a winner!
>>7740554
Congrats to the winner blah blah whatever. Thanks for hosting.
>>7740548
>Licks your eyeballs
>>7740554
Congratulations Gabriel, you are the new winner of the Express Games!
>>7740554
Rigging your game so that I lose? I thought you were better than this, Mocha. Not cool.
>>7740591
And thank you for playing!
>>7740539
A little late there, kid. Almost into the next day. But sure. I'm game.
>>7740548
Kinda is pushing it. These visions o' mine aren't getting any better for you. Though I think I heard of some times of someone like you getting to be with someone. It usually never ends good but it happens.
>>7740591
>She sets the game she took from her right in her pocket.
Congrats Gabriel. Thanks for hosting, Mokou.
>>7740604
I did not. That was your game to lose.
>>7740584
>Enjoys it
~~~~~~~~
>>7740422
All that prestige and it still means so little on the battlefield. It must wound you more than my poisons could.
>>7740539
Play it well, bard.
>>7740468
Mute? That explains your loud actions.
>>7740591
Congratulations, dearie!
>>7740605
Thank you for hosting. Ahuhuhu~!
>>7740628
So the question is do I change my ways for some online relationship or keep being an asshole?
>>7740628
>>7740640
https://youtu.be/c0gZu2lDSas
>>7740547
>There's the distinct impression he doesn't care.
>After a long moment, he turns around again.
>>7740605
Such a weak victor couldn't possibly satisfy me!
>Thanks for hosting
>>7740635
"Oh look at me, I am Fujiwara no Mokou and I am dishonest"
Even if I truly was destined to lose, you could not have even altered the outcome for me? I thought we were friends. You are really close to hurting my feelings here Mocha.
>>7740662
Don't listen to me. There is bound to be some bias. Listen to your heart, it has all the right answers.
>>7740673
>The ear shattering noise manages to shatter her shades as well. With a swipe of the hand, she quickly replaces them with new ones.
Some advice. Louder don't mean better.
>>7740695
You died of your own accord, therefore you don't deserve to win. Do you have any worthwhile complaints?
>>7740709
Its telling me. Keep being an asshole. Bully people for e-relationships and cry myself to sleep every night.
*blocks ur path*
>>7740795
recalculating...
>>7740795
>vores you
>>7740743
None that I can presently think of.
>>7740795
*makes a new path*
>>7740795
You wish to die?
>>7740814
That's good. Don't try to think of any then.
>>7740795
>punches a hole through you
>>7740780
If it's what the heart wants, can't really stop you there. Have fun with that.
Gonna be a busy one tomorrow so I'll see you guys later. Love you all., bye!
>>7740880
goodnight best gem
(Insert ava name here) favorite fetish is (insert fetish here)
>>7740795
*blocks your escape*
>>7740880
See ya around Garnet.
>>7740908
kamina
children
>>7740908
______, ______
>>7740880
Have a good night.
>>7740932
Not young enough
Goodnight
>>7741027
goodnight best anon
>>7740880
>>7741027
Goodnight, have a wonderful rest.
>>7741035
I thought I was the best
>>7741027
Have a good rest, Anon.
spread the word
>>>/s4s/5146930
a-asshole-chan!??
>>7741055
well you thought wrong
>>7741077
OF GOD?
>>7741077
>>7741097
>browsing s4s
>ever
>finally get on
>everyone went to bed
>>7741180
Still here I'm just eating right now
>>7741180
Not everyone, you still have Kaito.
You all still have Kaito!
>>7741180
>I'm just zoning out to Bolt Thrower.
>>7741180
>Still here. Just lurkin and listening to music.
>>7741180
>I'm still here, just trying to draw something
>>7741207
All the more reason for me to go to bed.
>>7741180
It is bedtime after all.
>>7741180
>>7741180
Fuck man. That's legitimately making me feel guilty.
>>7741249
Good, I hear girls need lots of beauty sleep.
>>7741270
Bitchin.
>>7741270
That spread is hot
>>7741278
You're just jealous.
>>7741392
This meme just gets better and better.
Hey KK, LF. Kys.
>>7741422
This. But explain why
>>7741392
Destroyer was too busy firing off in Maria
>>7741376
Yeah, being mistaken as a girl sounds super fun.
>>7741439
>he doesn't remember what anon said earlier
I want to fap recommend me something
>>7741439
Better than being a complete loser like you.
>>7741454
With who? >>7741446 This thing? There's no one else.
>>7741451
>Kek, I remember now.
But that's once compared to like.. I don't keep count.
>>7741454
With who? This place doesn't have many faces at the moment..
>>7741475
Hey, that's not entirely true, if I were a complete loser I wouldn't be around.
>>7741471
yiff
Garnet please host.
>>7741510
Garnet left
I'll host if you name me
yuno please host
>>7741523
your name is now Sparky
Sparky please host
>>7741523
Your name is now District 10 Male
>>7741491
Fine, you're almost a complete loser. When does your warranty expire?
District 10 Male please host
>>7741544
Warranty? I wasn't bought off of a shelf or anything man, I was made where I work.. Well unless you're being literal, we moved the building since I was built.
>>7741586
?
>>7741596
bitchin
>>7741567
Come on, it can't be too long before the company cuts their liabilities. I doubt you're bringing as much profits as your siblings.
>>7740231
A newbie to her job
lol hg is dying
>>7741598
>>7741627
cancer
>>7741600
They'd have to start cutting the people less popular than me first and I don't think they've started doing anything like that yet.
>>7740231
Dick
>>7741643
Tito dickman?
>>7741630
I miss Negan
Sure is borink... When is somethink excitink goink to happen ~de geso?
>>7741660
>takes off you or top
>>7741655
>>erp
>>7741660
Boring*
Something*
Exciting*
Going*
Check your spelling next time
omg lol
>>7741641
But nobody likes you, so how's it possible for someone to be below you.
>>7741660
Do you really have to talk like that?
>>7741678
i love you anon
>>7741678
Jesus Christ this is autistic
Thanks for the link Mike haha
>>7741697
you're welcome
>>7741697
Mike is gay tho
>>7741702
Did you get my message?
haha
>>7741697
>Mike
Spit it out, it was Josh who sent you here
>>7741669
>You're tentacled before you even have the chance to change that into an action written in English.
Not what I was talkink about. Get lost, creep ~de geso.
>Tosses in the trash.
>>7741674
...What are you even talkink about ~de geso?
You're just repeatink everythink I just said ~de geso.
>>7741681
What, in English? Here I thought all humans could talk properly ~de geso.
>>7741714
This. Josh is behind it all
>>7741660
It's probably goink to be a slow night, at least that's what it feels like.
>>7741681
Nobody likes me? That's stretching it, even for you.
>>7741720
Talking*
Repeating*
Everything*
>>7741720
>you are tentacled
where did Sparky go
>>7741725
...Are you makink fun of me ~de geso?
>>7741728
Stop copyink me! You're not even sayink everythink, just random words! Quit it ~de geso!
>>7741731
>>7741720
>>7741752
>making
>copying
>saying
>everything
>turns on a small portable stove and begins frying up some calamari
>>7741720
Yeah, except you aren't human, and you aren't talking properly. Also, you smell terrible.
>>7741725
Really? Who would like a overrated toaster that thinks dead children in pools is cute.
>>7741765
Senran Kagura sucks
Gimme some calamari though
>>7741755
Kek
Fukken saved
>7741765
>>7741777
>fukken
Don't talk to me or my son ever again
>>7741752
No? I'm talkink normally, right? Do I ave an accent or somethink maybe..
>>7741770
It's just that one! The smile looks so happy.. But besides that if I'm overrated that would mean a lot of people like me right?
>>7741793
>>7741789
No u