ITT: Pokemon are real.
Who's the best ghost?
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>>7727100
Tree.
You just moved to a new school and these are your new classmates.
>best friend one
>bully one
>fuck one
>marry one 10 years later
>>7727100
Bones
>>7727075
Fffffffine. Where's my arm?
>>7727096
>One armed hug.
>>7727106
Die.
>>7727100
Stitch, of course.
>>7727114
..Uh..
>Retrieve arm scraps from bag
>Hand em over
It needs sewn back up.
>>7727100
...Can't decide between Bones and Stitch, but I know that Tree is currently in last place...
>>7727112
(Get your own thread)
>>7727124
Good job in being so salty.
I see you took lessons from the french fry.
Well...There's the express ferry to melemele.
Should get us there in a few minutes.
>>7727124
>Flop on burnt bear.
>Roll to sew arm back on.
>>7727140
Sounds good.
>>7727140
Alright, I don't know the way so I'l be hot on your hot tail.
>Smirks.
>>7727145
Ngh... c-careful, that still stings...
...If ah, if you couldn't tell, I'm not the best with fire...
>>7727145
>That's a crap job.
>Whatever, arm get.
>>7727164
>Spray the bearfriend with a few potions
>>7727164
>>7727173
Uh, do you guys want a couple berries?..
>Get Oran berries from my goodie bag
>>7727173
>sighs softly as he's sprayed down
>Doesn't fix his coat though...
>...His ability, Fluffy, is temporarily shut down for the next day
>>7727197
...Wouldn't mind one. Thanks.
>>7727188
So this is Melemele, hm?
-Chuckles
>>7727216
>Bear returns cuddles
>>7727200
>Hand it over
You gonna be alright, big guy?
>>7727216
..Uh, okay I guess.
>Engage Bear/Stitch cuddles
>>7727217
Seems like it.
Its quaint.
Lets see what they got here.
these threads move crazy fast
>>7727234
Not the first time I've been introduced to fire. I'll be fine.
>Snugs.
>>7727240
Yep.
>Assuming the landed in the Hau'oli City marina since that's where the ferry terminal is
>Convenient
>Search apparel shop for Primarina-sized dresses
>>7727296
Hey nice, that looks lovely.
Might as well look for that scarf.
Hope they got one.
>Search for scarf.
>>7727325
Crap, no choice scarf here it seems, all sold out.
I hope he won't be too mad.
>>7727296
Hey Chuckles, do you know where we might find a choice scarf?
>>7727375
We could try the mall.
>Rolling for choice scarf in mall
>>7727390
Yes!
Thank you Chuckles your the best.
>Gives the seal a quick hug.
>>7727412
>Seal returns hug, smile on his face
All right, so... what next?
>>7727424
All we need to do is check for something to counter acids with.
I'l go check the pokemarkt for something useful.
Otherwise we could try it with a lightscreen tm or something.
>Checks pokemarkt.
>>7727446
...Well, that should work pretty well.
...So ah, what next?
>>7727470
That's it.
Were done.
Wanna grab some lunch with me and Sniffs?
Can't wait to try some of this stuff out though.
>puts on sweater.
>>7727489
Sounds good.
>And then lunch was had because something tells me Sniffs is gone for the night
I'l go back to the ship, I gotta go prepare that workshop.
This was really fun though.
>Kiss pretty grass lizard and pretty seal.
>Get back to the ship.
>>7727559
>Seal also returns to the ship, assuming grassnek also follows
>Tree doesn't understand why his 'friends' reacted so violently to his joke
>Tree decides that fuck them they ain't really his friends and were just using him because he is Helix's chosen one
>Tree possess the nearest Tree As his new body and makes his own way towards Route 111 searching for a location to build his new place for people to worship Helix Where he is in charge and Far away from his former 'friends'
I like myself most days.
that fat gengar is pretty funny
>>7729298
I'm not fat! That's muscle.
>>7729349
what ever helps you sleep at night, big boy, you don't have to get all upset about it
>>7729392
Do you like big deals like me or something?
>>7729429
yeah, i dated bigger guys before, but i found you funny, and that's a plus, why do you ask, did i steal your heart or something?
>>7729478
>dark type
>stealing
What a surprise. You are pretty good at that aren't Ya?
>>7729495
>What a surprise. You are pretty good at that aren't Ya?
well, well the way you're saying, did you really fall for my ghosty? or are you too proud to say the truth?
>>7729537
I'll admit you caught my interest. But i don't think we have that much in common.
>>7729579
hey, well see about that, when i'm available, but for now i'll i'm waiting for someone to reply
so where are you?
help my blaziken set a bunch of stuff on fire
>>7729630
I have been following this banette around Hoenn
>>7729674
Sounds fun. Whaty color is the fire?
>>7729709
cool, i'm in orre in vacation, but i live in kalos
>>7729742
A vacation? In orre? That sounds like some kind of joke haha! I do like kalos though.
>>7729799
>A vacation? In orre? That sounds like some kind of joke haha! I do like kalos though.
well, it's not that bad, i expected to be worse, maybe because most people are scared to get near me, so i don't get bothered to much, but it's pretty hot here compared to kalos
>Be Unovafag
>Yes this is a complaining post
>Some non-denominational Post-Pre-Arceuist is talking about how pokemon aren't sentient.
>Claims that all pokegods are robots.
Can one of the pokegods give him a sign? And I don't mean splatter his organs everywhere on live TV, that'll make this shit worse.
>>7730119
You rang?
>>7730119
There are plenty of false deities in the Pokemon world. One of them is this Helix fellow that a group in Orre have recently started worshiping.
>>7730119
Humans think pokemon are not sentient? I think i am... also xerneas should be able to help!
>>7730119
why did they even think that pokemon are not sentient?
huh, some humans sure are full of themselves
>>7730725
Good morning Zorro. Say, did you ever have that date with Steelix?
>>7731034
Yeah! She was super nice. We went and got some McGhetsis and talked for a bit!
>>7730119
THE MAN OF WHOM YOU SPEAK HAS ALREADY DRAWN BY IRE FOR SEPARATE REASONS. KNOW THAT HE SEEKS TO BELIEVE HIS OWN DECEPTIONS TO CALM THE REMAINING TATTERS OF HIS CONSCIENCE.
>>7730725
GREETINGS. I HAVE A TASK FOR YOU.
>>7731101
she seems a pretty good girl
did she enjoy the polishing, huh fox boy?
>>7731125
Hello!
>awe struck again...
A-anything!
>>7731145
She really seemed to! It was pretty fun climbing all over a large pokemon like that....
>>7731280
THERE IS A BAND OF POACHERS SOUTH O YOUR HOME. THEY HAVE... OFFENDED ME.
BRING THEIR ACTIONS TO A HALT AND LIBERATE THEIR INTENDED QUARRY.
YOU MAY WANT TO BRING YOUR FRIENDS TO ASSIST YOU.
>>7731101
That's good to hear.
>>7731125
>>7731399
Woah Zorro wasn't joking around was he?
>>7731280
well, that's good girl sure enjoy a nice polishing, and it make them happy and pretty
>>7731399
Yeah ok i will! I do not want to get my friends hurt though!
>>7731408
Yeah i told you!
>>7731449
Yeah she really likes it. Inguess i am good at polishing ste types!
hey par how do i convince my dhelmise to fug me?
>>7731675
........
For what purpose?
>>7731617
i'm pretty jealous, but i hope you two are happy
>>7731675
i dunno polish the anchor?
>>7731617
You sure are.
Last night was a lot of fun.
I hope we could do that sometime later again.
>>7731675
I'd ask if you've tried open and honest communication, but I have a guess as to the answer.
Try admitting that you think they're hot. Take it slow, hang out near the closest docks with some metal polish, see where that goes.
>>7731980
Don't encourage it!
>>7730119
Hey kiddo, sorry I'm late. He now has a pair of Mudbray ears.
>>7731799
Oh yeah for sure!
>Live on Poni Island
>There's this cute kinda mysterious guy whose always in his boat.
How do I talkto him?
>>7732522
I got his name! Tyler! He's suuuper cute.
>>7732953
I visited Seafolk Village, maybe I can help 'chu out with that.
Wait, Tyler?
. . .
Uh, like, pretty sure 'chu can't, like, um, score with him if that's, like, what 'chu are going for...
>>7732999
Whaddya mean dude? He's pretty cute
>>7733233
He's not human
>>7733233
I'm not saying he's, like, not cute.
I'm just not sure he's, like, hot-blooded in that sense.
If 'chu just wanna, like, hang out and chill, then that's fine, but 'chu probably are not gonna get laid.
>Sandslash is at the oasis again
>favourite spot in the desert, so chill here
>especially on a quiet day like today
>>7733295
>Yanmega quietly lands next to him
>Tries to relax with him
>>7733408
Oh hey Yanmega.
How're you doing today?
>>7733454
A bit tired, but otherwise good.
Been thinking about ways to repair the S.S. Libra.
-Yanmega
>>7733495
Yeah, same here. It's been a nice, quiet day today.
What kind of ideas have you come up with?
>>7733586
Not many practical ones...
Get a bunch of tyranitars, or industrial machinery...Or float it into the air with psychics, so it can be repaired.
Silly, I know. But it's a start.
-Yanmega
>>7732048
So Zorro what are you going to do about Xerneas' request?
>Tree is in Route 111
>Tree is trying to recruit the local pokemon into his new church
>unfortunately due to 'communication' problems tree has, all the pokemon just think Tree is being funny and think Tree is just obsessed with Spirals
>>7733710
Well, it's possible.
Maybe some of the people in Gateon could help us out?
I mean, at least you've managed to come up with some ideas that might work, the only idea I ever had to try was to try and whip up a large enough sandstorm and ride it across the dunes.
>>7733731
I am going to burn those poachers!
I do not know where they are so I am just going to go south I guess....
>tree has gathered a bunch of pokemon watching him
>unfortunately they all think Tree is just putting up a miming act and Saying "I am Tree" for their amusement
>Tree internally wishes that he had have brought the Helix Fossil with him to properly communicate what he wanted with the pokemon
>>7733940
Do you want me to come with?
>>7733984
No! I do not want you to get hurt! I also do not know what they look like... or how many there are...
>>7734038
What has you all worked up hun?
>>7734067
Team Flare with your spicy chicken, miss. Team Flare does what Plasdon't.
That'll be 15.95 plus tip, please.
>>7734067
I have some evil poachers to go kill and I do not want to let Xerneas down!
Also, how was your day today?
>>7734111
I didn't order anything.
I don't even like this.
>>7734137
Oh?
>>7734136
Did you order the spicy chicken wings, then?
>>7734136
I'm coming over.
My day was nice though.
But my fluffy is not going to go in without me.
>Starts tunneling towards Zorro living place.
>Tree is still trying to convince local wild pokemon to help him
>some of the pokemon are getting bored of his antics and leaving
>Tree is starting to think that being Helix's chosen is a more difficult a job than he thought
>>7734038
Zorro, don't be rash - he suggested you ask for help so please accept mine.
>>7734174
>stares intently.
>>7733873
We'd need a rather big group of pokemon to do anything, though....
-Yanmega
>>7734174
Do you have any berries mister?
>>7734212
>tree makes attempts at comunicateing that he is building a new church of helix
>however this is done mostly by hand gestureing various stuff and Saying 'I am Tree' over and over
>>7734150
Yes! I want to compare them to McGhetsis.
>>7734172
Alright sure!
>>7734193
I do not think i can live with myself if you got hurt though.
>>7734278
Here you are!
That'll be 15.95 plus tip, please.
>>7734276
>Pours gasoline on
>>7734276
>Watches
>>7734276
J-just like the shell?
>>7734260
>tree gives an oran berry
>Tree then goes back to Drawing Helix's and attempting to recruit pokemon to his church
-Tree: saving my few images
>>7734174
>is not amused.
>>7734276
>Watch the tree
>>7734322
>Tree nods and holds up a chunk of flat stone with a carving o the helix Fossil on it
>Tree then turns the stone over to show his rough plans on where he wants to build his church
>It is the boneyard in Orre where he first found the Helix fossil
>Tree then makes gestures attempting to indicate for the pokemon watching to tell any of their friends if they think they want to help in Trees holy purpose for helix
>>7734259
>yawns
Yeah...we'll figure something out.
I'm just happy I'm here with you right now, Yanmega.
>Slandslash lies down on the soft sand
I'm going to sleep for now, we should do something nice together tomorrow. Maybe explore the Libra a bit more, find a nicer room to spend the night together in.
>>7734278
>gives Zorro an irritated look
I'm not weak though!
>Awakens Teddy and Bones with a haunting guitar solo.
>>7734496
Uh. Okay. Sure. Why not.
>Al wanders around trying to find out where the rest of the ghost group went
>>7734299
>gives a $100 poke bill because does not know the value of money
Is this enough?
>>7734526
I did not say you were! I just care about you is all...
>>7734592
>Hand the foxxo back the correct change.
Be careful with your money, bud. Have a good meal!
TEAM
FLAARE!
>Head out to next delivery.
>>7734496
That stone!
Its the same design.
I keep seeing it.
What does it mean?!
>>7734592
Think about how me, Frankie and Vapey would feel if you went and got hurt or killed because you went off alone, I already almost lost you once.
>>7734496
...
>Palossand is bored and leaves.
>>7734592
>tunnels through, emerging through the ground.
>if odds she flings the courier a few feet away.
Alright where are the bad guys, who's a danger to my fluffy!
>>7734583
>>7734586
>Success for finding the other ghosts
>Probably via the guitar
>Who knows
Hey guys. That tree is building a something for that spiral god. I think he's building in Orre. Not sure.
>>7734644
>Tree attempts to indicate that it is a god and that Tree is Helix's chosen one
>Tree then draws a crude map Of Orre in the dirt, points to Gay Ghost Keep, then to his Carving picture of the helix fossil
>>7734709
That sounds like a fucking stupid idea. I'm in.
>>7734748
I thought you hated gods and gods hated you. I don't see why this one would be different.
>>7734583
>Poke the Stitch
Hiii.
>>7734709
If you would be so nice as to eat him, that would be great.
>>7734763
I don't hate Yveltal. I just hate Arceus. The rest are ok.
>>7734733
Uhh.
>stares at the crude drawings, its like a drunk money or a modern artist made this shit.
I don't get what you mean.
Are you making fun of me?
>>7734653
But that will not happen!
>>7734692
Ummm I was told they were south from here... I know it is vague it is all the information Xerneas gave me.
>>7734778
Well fuck you too, kid.
>Gengy looks like a Clefable for the rest of thread
>>7734776
Sorry, I'm a carnivore. It won't work out. Kokkuri can light him on fire, if you want to cook marshmallows.
>>7734709
... Well that's weird.
>>7734776
Hey cutie.
>Smooch the snoot.
>>7734810
.....
I am just going to wait this out.
>scheming begins.
>>7734859
M E T R O N O M E
>>7734788
>Tree shakes his head
>Tree then attempts to draw a a picture of the front of the castle where the Helix Fossil is
>Tree points to the castle picture then the helix fossil carving on his rock slab
>>7734326
Cool thanks! Hey so what are you drawing spirals for?
>>7734796
Well I know where that is.
Lets go.
Who's Xerneas though?
He isn't using you right for some hairbrained scheme right?
>>7734835
That works for me, I guess.
>>7734843
Shushhh.
>Kiss the King
>>7734859
.... At least you get to be pink. Don't you like pink or something?
>>7734882
Oh.
Ohhhh.
So this is where this thing I keep seeing will make some sense?
>>7734904
>Pat him.
Hey Tree is kind of a jerk but we shouldn't kill him.
>>7734866
>gengy uses metronome
>???
>gengy used smelling salts
>>7734908
Pink isn't a bad color...
>>7734890
Xerneas came to me one night in a dream i think.... and told me I had to do him favors so I would not die! I do not think he has anything crazy planned....
>is thinking about how crazy that just sounded just now....
>>7734966
Well, I don't want you to die...
Lets just clear this out and see what happens, but just this once!
>>7734909
>tree nods
>Tree then makes some gestures attempting to indicate that he wishes to Retrieve something from the castle
(also may I ask if you are actually planing on like sticking around Trees new temple/religious thing because originally I was planning on Just NPCing some pokemon into it and I need to know whether I Need to alter my plans n Shit)
>>7735030
>nods.
So that's castle is important too.
Or something inside of it?
Lets just go there, I want the dreams to stop, even if they are wonderful.
(I never tell my secrets but I am not a stranger)
>>7734922
>Good pats aw yiss
>Wag wak tail
I don't want to kill him, mainly because I can't, really, but still.
Maybe stick him in a genie lamp?
>>7734997
>>7734966
I don't want him to die either, so regardless of how Zorro feels I'm coming with you.
>>7734653
>thinks about it....
You really want to go? huh?
>>7734997
Ok!
>looks around
.....
Which way is south?
>>7735030
>>7735071
>Palossand grabs the Oshawott.
Ffffriendsssssss.
>>7735030
Fuck your church.
I blame arceus...
>>7735104
Sounds good little friend.
We cover more types that way.
>>7735105
Just right this way.
>goes south following her internal compass.
>>7735074
>Flop in his lap.
I dunno, I'm- Maybe we should go back to Orre.
>>7735104
You better not die!
>>7735147
ok cool!
>follows
>>7735147
>gathers up some medical supplies in a knapsack just in case and scurries after the Steelix
You're pretty fast for being so big.
>>7735185
Same goes to you
>>7735151
>Pet the cute plush husband
Yeahhh, we probably should..
I hope nobody touched my stuff.
>>7735185
>Slugma stays behind
>He sits in his room, alone, looking at his personal belongings
>He questions his purpose staying there, and wonders if it would be best if he left.
>>7735226
>Grab the sleepan friends.
Come on, let's... Get to Slateport.
>>7735071
>>7735113
>Tree nods
>Tree then starts thinking about how he is going to get back to Orre to build his temple of Helix and retreive the fossil
>tree starts drawing some helix's in the ground and starts praying for helix to provide a way for Tree and his new followers to get back to the castle to retrieve the fossil
>>7735238
>He just hops after Stitches because I'm not really sure what to have Alistair do right now
>>7735238
>Lobster might be a bit heavy to carry
>>7735238
>Assist with carrying the bear
>To Slateport we goooo
>>7735223
We got business that needs busying.
I want to have this wrapped up.
I'd like to try coiling Zorro.
>>7735185
Any idea how far it is?
>>7735258
Uhhh, help me carry the Lobster, please.
>>7735263
>>7735274
>Awaaaaaaaay.
>>7735334
Sure.
Heeeeeenrrryyyyyy.
>The Tyrantrum grabs the lobster
>>7735223
......
I am pretty indestructible.
>>7735237
We will be back soon, slugma!
>>7735315
nooooooooooooooooope~
>>7735343
>follows the tree.
-Oshawott.
>>7735334
>>7735274
>Bear is awoken
Huzzahwhah...? Wha's happening...?
>>7735381
Just because you got healed once doesn't make you indestructible Zorro
>>7735381
Okay...
>Goes back to thinking.
-Slugma
>>7735381
Your not indestructible honey.
Irresistible, but not indestructible.
I am starting to feel this Xerxes or whatever is pulling wool over your eyes.
>>7735505
Oh, yeah... sounds good.
>Bear smile.
>Bear then gets up and starts walking of his own accord
>>7735396
I probably am though.
>>7735469
I do not think he would do that.... I hope...
>>7735430
Want to talk about something?
>>7735505
>Lobster remains asleep
>Evens, sleeping soundly
>Odds, has a nightmare, and wakes up frightened, crabhammering the nearest person
>>7735559
Shelldon AAAH!
>KO.
>>7735565
(fug in kill me)
>>7735559
>>7735565
>>7735576
>>7735597
>The bear sighs, picking up both plush and lobster.
>>7735559
>>7735565
...
>SIGHâ„¢
>Get a fugging revive out of my bag
>Apply directly to the forehead
>>7735774
>Un KOed.
>>7735642
>Ride on the Tedback.
>Sing a sea shanty or something.
>>7735833
Don't be so hard on yourself. You're fine.
You just need to learn how to control yourself, is all.
>>7735837
>Content bewear noises
>Continue off to Slateport
>...Hope that the whole robot-what-killed-a-kid thing has blown over
>Hoenn.
How's that treatin' you guys? Bad I take it?
>>7736247
I hate hoenn. My trainer died yesterday.
>>7736288
im sorry
what
>>7736247
Its smells like farts
I am in Slateport Waiting for the Anne to coma along so I can go back to Kanto
>>7736247
Very badly. I miss the relatively-calm desert sands of Orre, and the very fact that I can say that frightens me.
>>7736301
Well I was on my way yo slateport with him and we saw a big laser beam. I guess that made some Gyarados' mad. I can't find sableye either.
>>7736347
...
...Uhhhhhh.
>>7736288
my condolence little guy
>>7736393
...
...It's a desert.
>>7736376
What?
>>7736405
Yeah.... I really miss him
>getting all choked up
>>7736347
....oh fuck
Lil guy, you and Sableye should stay in Slateport, near the beach.
>>7736420
Hell I've barely ever been out of Poni. I don't travel much.
You guys have a castle, right? Do you allow humans?
>>7736393
Hoenn sucks, I keep seeing these Ghost pokemon causing problems here,
I would have stopped them but my only pokemon is a fighting type so that would have been pointless
Automatic checkup activated.
Scanning systems....
42% of body mass lost.
Operating at 68% capacity.
Checking orders....
"Rest in medbay"
Sleep mode re-engaged.
>>7736480
selfdestruct
>>7736493
Quit that.
>Drop a brick on the anon.
>>7735543
So did antlerman not tell you where these people are except 'south'? We've been walking south forever.
>>7736493
Error.
"Explosion.Tm" not found.
Resuming sleep mode...
>>7736446
Uh, yeah. I don't have any personal beef with humans, and I don't believe anyone else does either.
Unless you're, like, Cipher. Then we might have a problem.
>>7736437
i understand, my trainer died too
i miss her too
>>7736525
i said destrrruct not explosion
theirr diferrrent moves
>>7736521
nooooooooooope~ that's all he said.
>>7736480
Alright guy, we're getting you fixed now, with someone more trained in arts and crafts.
Follow me to the workshop.
>>7736562
...
>pokes a ghost king
Uh, do we have... uh... running salt water?
>>7736440
Yeah I am for now... Guess i'm alone.... again...
>>7736610
No, but I can make it so that we do fairly easily.
>>7736610
Uh.. I mean we could get some I guess? Must be a weird skin condition.
>>7736658
>>7736644
>bear shrugs
Never heard of a skin condition like that, but I guess it happens.
>>7736562
skin condition huh,
what are you like a dhelmise or something?
...
nah just kidding, that would be ridiculous and its highly unlikely
>>7736493
>>7736589
You can cut that out, I've removed Explosion from his moves list.
>>7736632
I have a feeling that not for long.
>>7736646
Alright, try not to move much. Various parts are going to be remade from scratch, including multiple eyes and one of the arms.
>>7736606
I see
>>7736683
Yeah it's crappy.
>>7736693
Pff, no way. That's stupid. Dhelmise is a cool pokemon, though.
>>7736707
but did you rrremove selfdestrruct as well
>>7736712
yeah, it is a cool pokemon, it would bee cool though to meet a Dhelmise in person.
never seen a living anchor before
>>7736707
Understood.
Set movement speed:0%.
>Claydol falls to the floor, stationary
>>7736719
Scanning...
"Self-destruct.TM" not found.
Order ignored.
>>7736719
L U C Y
U
C
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>>7736707
Alright, you wanted a crash course in working with clay.
I got everything set up and ready to go.
>>7736719
He only had Explosion, not Selfdestruct.
And I'm going to fix the commanders list as soon as I get his AI patched up.
>>7736754
preform a total memory wipe
errase everything
>>7736792
I swear to Arceus I'm going to fudge so many crimes on you the justice system have to invent something worse than the death penalty.
so he really is pretty busy he didn't even call me back, i hope he's okay
>>7736792
Command accepted.
Awaiting confirmation from one other user...
>>7736834
Terminate command. Return to standby.
>>7736770
Good to go, and brought what I hope is enough clay.
Found a Light Clay as well, and it will come in handy for what I have planned for him.
>>7736834
Cancel memory wipe.
Remove anonymous users from commanders list.
>>7736859
Understood.
Memory wipe cancelled.
Standing by...
-Claydol
>eats an ungodly amount of McGhetsis fries
>>7736871
>>7736867
Command accepted.
Error: Memory wipe not in progress.
Removing individual "anonymous users" from command list.
Standing by...
i fuckin love mcghetsis
>>7736884
What the fuck...?
>>7736898
Change algorithm. Automatically preform any action dictated by users Colress or Streambro.
Any actions from other users must be okayed by users Colress or Streambro.
>>7736867
Right, so first things first.
Bring out your clay please.
And just what all needs replacing on this >>7736898
poor dear?
>>7736822
>>7736859
While you're here, I'll remind I've sent you the report about Attract-β last night, after the quick field trip.
>partial contents of report begin
Isolationists found multiple stacks of one use TMs.
Most of the TMs were empty
Varying amounts of unofficial TMs were also found, to be described in the following.
Attract-α: a normal Attract TM with the safety checks removed and the gender pointers criscrossed. Not safe to use on anything. At least 5 found, they were all tagged for destruction.
Attract-β: a work in progress TM built out of selected move memories, tagged so a pokemon of a gender would instead acquire a similar yet still of the other gender memory. Doesn't have data for all learners of Attract, but has the safety checks. At least 20 found, might have been in a user testing phase.
Attract-γ: a prototype TM containing only memory data for a few Alolan species. Built by splicing memory data in a somewhat congruent manner that in theory could make for an Attract that works regardless of gender. Only one was found.
>end partial report contents
>>7736942
>ACTION: HUG
>>7736926
sup n
>munches on more fries
>>7736943
The body itself has large visible cracks. Left hand will need to be completely replaced, as will four of the eyes. The top part of the head is almost about to fall off, and will need to be remade as well.
>>7736991
........ w h a t
IsweartofuckingArceusthisbetterbeaDitto
>>7736942
Error.
Command could not be completed.
Algorithm locked by admin "King Anthony".
Standing by...
>>7737016
you want sum fries saladboy
im the real deal one hundred percent gladion and totally not a ditto
>>7736966
Hm. Could you get me copies of those TMs? They sound interesting.
>>7736989
Hello Unit One.
>Hug the bug.
>>7737029
Does "King Anthony" have a password?
Where are my history books...
>>7737061
............. uhh...
>Make sure the door is still locked
>>7736966
>>7737068
...So yeah, that's a thing.
...
Uh, it's all right that I went ahead and used a TM to replace Attract-β for me, right...? 'Cause ah... I replaced it with Protect...
>>7737013
Damn, well replacing will be easy.
We can use epoxy glue to affix anything that needs to be connected.
Or do claydols use magnetism in some sort of way?
The cracks we can reinforce and fill up with the same epoxy.
But now we know what all needs replacing.
Now we gotta moisten up the clay.
>>7737061
>UNIT FIVE: ACTIVATE DEFENSE MODE
>>7737029
>>7736942
And this is why I haven't tried overwriting the owner, sir. I'm going to have to do a bit of old fashioned hacking, after it's body has been patched up and AI updated to a more modern version.
>>7737068
TM data dump incoming, I could be sure I did include that in the report, along with the detailed data structures.
>Uploading...
>Attract-α.tm
>Attract-β.tm
>Attract-γ.tm
>Upload complete.
>>7737099
Go Fish.
.... Got any Fives?
>>7737082
whats the matter dont you want some french fries with delicious ranch
your loss then
>goes back to eating fries like he is a vacuum cleaner
>>7737119
>Hacking.
Come on "King Anthony" probably just made the password his wife's name. Let me give it a try.
Ah, thank you very much. These are very interesting.
>>7737159
what is happening
>>7737159
.... take a picture of your right hand.
>>7737068
>ACTION: FLOP ON LAP
>>7737095
Yes it should be fine. Don't worry about it.
King Anthony... 774 right?
>>7737187
>Pet the robug.
How are you Unit One?
>>7737169
Error.
Password denied.
>>7737095
Oh well, at least we have a record of a live "performance" of that move plus the TM data.
>>7737105
>moistening up the clay
Claydols use solely telekinesis for levitation and movement, don't think it will be bothered much by the glue.
>>7737169
AIs that old have plenty of security holes I can exploit but if the password is indeed his wife's name I'm buying a hat and eating it.
>>7737207
What is your build date again? Ah, can you tell me about King Anthony?
>>7737228
Well. It might not be. I'm looking at a few books presently.
>>7737198
>>7737228
>Primarina-flavored sigh of relief
All right... thank you.
>>7737175
Why would you want to see my right hand
you wanna marry me or something
>insert a picture of a hand covered in pimp rings
>>7737241
Command accepted.
Build date:773
Admin info:King Anthony. Lord of all. Slayer of heathens. Ruler of the empire of Aldonac.
i'm so bored, people say that is not safe to go out during the night in orre so i'm on my hotel room, and there is nothing to doo
>>7737228
Would she be able to move her eyes well if we glued them?
Or is it best to just make them available for her.
Right, lets get the tools set up and start with the eyes, those should be the most easy.
>>7737317
Ah, 773. Off by a year.
Kiiiiiing Anthony...
Password... "Maria Carolina?"
>>7737287
>N pulls out the revolver
Alright Ditto, pick a number, one through seven.
>>7737241
>>7737317
Told you, very old AI build.
>>7737335
>shaping up the clay
We can test by removing one of the broken eyes, affixing a new one and test if she can see through it.
>wait, she?
>>7737198
>UNIT ONE: FANS: ACTIVATE
>CHASSIS RATTLING RESULTS IN A PURR LIKE SOUND
FINE, I BELIEVE.
>>7737374
i pick eight
>goes back to eating fries like there is no tomorrow
>>7737369
Password input: "Maria Carolina"
Processing...
Password denied.
Attempts left:9
-Claydol
>>7737401
......
>Roll to shoot the Ditto in the jaw, not to kill
>>7737391
I've got this.
>>7737396
>Kiss the top of Unit One's head.
>Pet the robug.
Are you wanting to do something?
>>7737418
Well that's one wife off the wife pile. Let's try the first wife, maybe she was his favorite.
"Maria Theresa?"
>>7737391
Sounds good.
Were gonna make all of her parts in one go though.
This stuff has to dry, get a first firing, then glazed and then fired again.
And then all needs to cool down.
Were gonna have to use the pottery wheel for the top and the arm.
You see those little tops at the ends?
Were gonna get those right by pinching the clay.
>>7737418
Uh... maybe this isn't the best solution.
>>7737449
>the shot causes the ditto to lose its form
your mean, i just wanted to eat fries as the french fry
>>7737450
Password input:"Maria Theresa"
Processing...
Password accepted.
Please input admin code.
-Claydol
>>7737473
YOU.
ANOMALESIA, CRUSH CLAW.
>>7737490
...
"Death to Heathens?"
>>7737454
>pottery wheel spinning at full speed
Oh right.
I had an idea to include this Light Clay as part of the head piece and probably free up the item slot but between the firings it might lose it's effect.
>>7737490
OH FUCK
>>7737499
I dunno what your talking about
>turns into a wheel and rolls away
>>7737490
...Uh.
>>7737450
"SOMETHING" NOT RECOGNIZED AS AN ACTIVITY.
SPECIFY FURTHER?
>>7737157
>why did I agree to this I don't even know how to play (I actually don't desu)
>I don't have fives, wtf do I say?
Go fish...?
>pokerface
>Odds -He's not lying but it sounds like it, check his cards
>Evens -He just sound like a restared who forgot proper punctuation
>>7737531
W-
>>7737556
I meant... A mission?
Hold on Unit One.
>Pet the buggo.
>>7737559
Accept Colress and Streambro as new Admins, please.
>>7737499
>Anomalesia trips and lands on N
"SORRY!!"
>>7737536
>N screams in frustration
>>7737531
Whoa whoa whoa!
Not full speed.
This is your first time, were taking this more slow.
Orbs are already hard as they are.
Let me help you a bit.
>Guides streambro's hands with his own.
>>7737567
>Cumberchu narrows his eyes
I don't believe you, but checking would be cheating.
>He draws from the pile in the middle
>Roll for what card he gets
>>7737584
Adding admins...
"Colress" added.
"Streambro" added.
Current admin list: "Colress, Streambro, King Anthony".
-Claydol
>>7737610
Now please shut down and do not accept any commands from anyone but your Admins until we've changed your passwords.
Please.
-Colress
>>7737610
>A certain Porygon-Z examines this clay robit more closely