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>tries the slots again
-Tree
What sort of fresh autistic hell have I stumbled upon
>>7724753
>Shelldon tries a slot machine as well
>Odds below 5, he breaks the lever off accidentally
-Shelldon
rape
>>7724715
Uh... all right.
>Bear tries his own paw at slots
>>7724742
...I don't even know at this point. We're mostly ghostly, and we as the name implies seem to get in a lot of trouble, but... I like everyone here.
Although Tree still creeps me out.
>>7724764
(Your new home. That's what sort of fresh autistic hell it is)
>>7724742
They remind me of Farsail back in the "oh god why is everything on fire" days, before everybody was at least pretending to be responsible.
I like them.
>Claydol drifts into the casino
Awaiting orders.
>I'm still knocked out.
>I wish I could gamble.
>Everyone's having fun.
>I miss my husband.
>My feet hurt
>>7724798
HOW DID YOU GET BACK HERE
>>7724791
>Tree reaches into the now lukewarm Zigzagoon Stew
>pulls out a heart and offers it To Teddy to eat
>Tree then tries the slots again
-Tree
>>7724742
Why do people keep calling us that?
>>7724798
Please go turn yourself in to the authorities.
>>7724807
...
>Shake the plush husband
Honey? Are you okay?
>>7724818
>Tree immediately faints again at the sight of the heart
>>7724811
Compliment on pathfinding accepted.
Awaiting orders.
>>7724835
>Bear is not tree
>Tree did not faint
>Bear fainted
>>7724823
>Unconcious squeaks.
-Stitches
>>7724835
>Tree puts the boiled heart in the bears mouth
>Tree then pulls a slot again not even looking away from the slots
>>7724823
>>7724845
Understood.
>Claydol putters out the door
>>7724872
>Bear immediately pukes it out
>And pukes all over the ground
>And runs away
>And makes it about ten steps away before fainting again
>Not a good reaction
>>7724874
go to the gym
Use explosion
I need advice
I think a friend might be in over their head
They owe somebody very important a big favor
What do I do
Im afraid when the favor gets called in it'll be too big for them to handle
>>7724864
..cute.
>Get dat revive
>Apply to boyf
>>7724898
New orders received.
Executing...
>>7724891
>Tree gets bored of always loseing the slots
>Tree walks over and attempt to Feed Ted the Zigzagoons boiled liver instead
-Tree
>>7724909
>Hug the husbone.
>Kiss
>>7724912
DISREGARD PRIOR ORDERS
FIND TARGET "STREAMBRO"
>>7724926
>The salt wakes the bear again
>Repeat retching, puking, running, and fainting
>This is not going well
>>7724941
>A Team Flare member tries to stuff spicy chicken wings in Teddy's mouth
>>7724936
Order cancelled.
Loading new orders...
Searching database.
Target "Streambro" found.
Location found. "Plasma Frigate"
Executing.
>Claydol starts to fly off
>>7724944
New order received.
>Flies to game corner
Detonation in 10 seconds...
>>7724906
Who's your friend and who do they owe a favour to?
>>7724941
>Tree is confused
>Why does bear hate his cooking
>get bowl of the Stew and attempt to Feed it to bear
>Evens it has oran berries and not much else
>Odds: there is an eye floating in it
>>7724933
>Hug the baenette back
You alright, hun?
>>7724962
New orders, set explosion timer to 1 second and use explosion in the game corner.
>>7724983
FIND AND DESTROY THE HEATHEN.
>>7724912
>>7724936
>>7724944
>>7724958
>>7724962
>of course, Mauville being the hypertechnological city that it got rebuilt into has cameras in every corner
>intense sweating at what is about to happen
>"Wattson, you might want to put a few Quagsires around the former Game corner"
>>7724983
>Wally tosses a pokeball at the Claydol
>>7724956
>...
>Wake
>Chew
>...Smile
...Okay, I like that...
>>7724970
>Bear pushes away the bowl, rolling for success
>if evens
N-no. Don't. I'm not sure what's in that but.. *shudder* no.
>if odds, instead, repeat the whole 'retch, puke, run, faint' scenario because it managed to get in his mouth
>>7724981
Better than ever
>>7725015
>Tree pulls out an Oran Berry from the Stew
>feed to bear
-Tree
>>7725017
Initiate self destruct sequence.
>>7725017
EXPLODE ON WALLY
>>7725017
Yer real annoyin'.
>Rotom-Wash comes out.
>Rotom used Hydro Pump
>>7725037
>Repeat again.
>Bear would've run out of stuff in his stomach to upchuck if it weren't for the Flare guy and his stupid delicious chicken.
>>7725086
Now take a nap.
>Rotom used Hydro Pump.
>>7725086
>Gallade Mega Evolved!
>Gallade used Close Combat!
>>7725030
Glad to hear it, uh, everything's going to shit again I think.
>>7725095
Offensive capabilities disabled.
Emergency shutdown.
Distress beacon activated.
-Claydol
>>7725094
>Bear just groans softly in his unconsciousness.
-Theodore Bewear
>>7725079
>Feed him the last of the chicken.
>>7725086
>>7725113
>Random grunt tosses out Houndoom!
Lysandre always likes it SPICY!
>Houndoom used Flamethrower!
>>7725110
Wh-
>>7725113
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>7725128
>ROLL TO PICK TEDDY UP
>ROLL TO GRAB SHELLDON
>RUN
>>7725148
>Tree follows
>Tree leaves the stew behind as it has gotten cold now
>>7725154
>Houndoom used Flamethrower!
>>7725131
>Bear is reawakened.
>Nom
>...Mental note: Go grab some KFC when this shitshow is over, it's fucking good
...Thanks...
>>7725148
>Bear is grabbed by a plush
>What
>W h a t
>>7725148
>Follow the Stitch away from this madness
>>7725165
>>7725170
>>7725180
>Book it to Verdanturf Town
>Drop friends
>>7725168
>Claydol is partially shattered
>>7725184
Some like it RED HOT!
>Houndoom used Flame Charge!
>>7725197
>Claydol is completely non-functional at this point.
>And you missed it. Again.
>>7725203
Whatever.
>Head back to delivery.
>>7724965
I don't want get them in trouble by asking but its somebody big enough i didn't think they'd notice little old us
My friend is a Ninetales
He's a great guy but doesn't have much chill, which is why i'm worried
The favor will probably be dangerous, he kinda got saved from being probably-dead
Should I offer to help? I'm not nearly as good a fighter but I'm not a pushover either
>>7725225
>The Claydol's broken body sits by the game corner
>Repair might be possible, but for now, it may as well be pottery on the street
>Technically, it is.
>>7725183
..Well, uh.
Now what?..
>>7725247
Eh, it's on my paycheck.
>Spray it down with a Hyper Potion and fuck off.
>If that doesn't work use a revive on it.
>>7725256
>Reassembles partially
>Slumps back up, barely hovering
Awaiting orders...
>>7725267
Deliver yourself to subject "streambro".
Do not accept further orders until this is complete.
>>7725255
I don't know.
...I just know that the only thing we've gotten from this is some gold, some bones, and a boatload of stress.
I need a vacation from this vacation...
>>7725255
>Flop in the flowers.
>Scream
>>7725267
Self destruct at Flare guy
>>7725289
...Yeah, this hasn't gone very well.
>>7725291
..Stitch are you okay?
>>7725288
>still watching
>wonder who knows me there on Mauville
>>7725244
I don't see any harm in offering your help, if you think it will be that dangerous you could always rally his and/or your friends to aid him as well.
>>7725315
I'm f-
>>7725327
>SCREAMING
>>7725323
>throws brick at
Stupid pot
>>7725344
>Claydol is shattered further
Damage sustained.
Estimated loss of body mass:61 percent
Flight capability:31%
>Keeps slowly hovering away
>>7725317
I'm hoping this is a 'go and help out' situation rather than a 'go and explode' situation.
Oh, by the way, if you -really- want to know what happened last night my little bro's off drinking in the mess hall and probably watching surf videos.
>>7725244
Help out. If my picture of the situation is accurate, somebody to watch his back will be very helpful.
>>7725378
>Lamp ACCIDENTALLY heals the Claydol a bit
>>7725327
ohgodwha-
>>7725343
>Smoochening has occured
>>7725406
>Bite him.
>>7725400
Bodily mass restored.
Current mass:100%.
Flight capabilities:100%
Play "Thank you.mp3."
>Flies off, much quicker than before
>>7725436
>>7725406
>Bear is watching for scientific reasons
>>7725444
he's pretty fast
>>7725406
>>7725436
>Shelldon attempts to watch, up close, again
>Stealth lobster mode engaged
>>7725444
H-he's fast.
>>7725436
>The snoot has been bitten
>Confused wak noises™
>>7725486
Sir, my shitty beret and I are requesting our general geographic location.
Also, should we get the welcome mat laid out for this speedster?
>>7725379
I'm currently more worried about a severe lack of clay to fix pottery on this ship.
Also that AI wise it is going to be challenging to manage.
>>7725499
Poni Island.
>>7725480
...
>>7725497
>Nomf
>>7725486
>>7725470
>>7725499
>>7725500
>>7725516
Approaching "Plasma frigate"
Locate "Streambro"
Recieve orders
Arrival time: 5 minutes.
>>7725539
after you reach steambro your next order is to selfdestruct
inore all other orders
>>7725552
Cant you people read?
>>7725539
Arceus.
Anyway the soundproofing and such is being installed. I'm going to review the cameras before I give over the footage.
>>7725552
So help me Arceus I'll piss down your throat.
>>7725552
Error.
Order could not be parsed.
Invalid line:Inore
Order denied.
>>7725561
Arrival time: 30 seconds
Activate air brake
>>7725584
upon arrival explode
>Checking out the castle.
>Doin' recon.
>Sneakan.
>>7725525
>Muffled "Why are you biting my snoot?.."
>>7725561
While you're here sir, I'd like to explain what I found about the Attract-β found the other day...
>>7725584
Uh oh time to hit the deck.
>>7725598
Order denied under set parameters
Current parameters:
Locate "Streambro"
Ignore all other orders.
Searching "Frigate"
-Claydol
>>7725599
You know all that loud clankity armor ain't good for stealth, right?
>>7725601
>Consume new snoot based snack.
>See how much snoot you can fit.
>>7725561
Would it be possible for Ray and I to head groundside for a few hours, acquire some personal supplies, and return?
>>7725584
Rolling out the welcome mat. Or unwelcome mat, depending on how this goes.
>>7725609
This I gotta hear.
>>7725617
>Tree action
>Help stitches consume Bones
-Tree
>>7725599
>>7725616
>curious digging noises
>pops up out of the sand
Hey guys.
>>7725609
Do tell.
>>7725633
Yes, we've invested in ropes and... An elevator. You'll see it. The tube that drops people down to the surface and then comes up
>>7725611
>11
>I'm right behind Claydol and has yet to notice me
Uh oh.
>attempt to catch the attention of Claydol
>>7725617
>Muffled "Stitch pls." from inside the zippermouf
>>7725637
>Helix why.
>>7725625
...Mffhh
>>7725637
...
>>7725649
>Fully consume head like the snake you were destined to be
>>7725646
Scanning...
Confirmed.
Subject "Streambro" located.
Order complete.
Parameters reset.
Awaiting orders...
>>7725674
explode
>>7725642
Hey Digby.
>>7725661
..Is that a squirt gun? Are you serious?
>>7725674
explode
>>7725633
>>7725645
Will have to wait a bit while I handle this situation, we're on the deck.
>>7725674
State current owner and AI version and build date.
>>7725674
Do not explode.
>>7725669
>Tree watches in curiosity now
>Tree questions whether he should have assisted the king or not in his task he seemed to be doing
-Tree
>>7725674
Await further orders fro-
>>7725690
Nevermind. What he said.
>>7725661
Chill out man, I just came to say hello.
>>7725681
Seems like we're the only ones here at the moment, you guys alright?
>>7725681
Well I convinced one guy it was a real gun.
>>7725708
Stop freakin' scaring me.
Fuck, I'm fine. I've been wondering where your friends fucked off to.
>>7725669
>Internally Screaming™
>Muffled "Can someone help? Please?"
>>7725676
>>7725684
Detonation timer set.
30 seconds...
>>7725692
Detonation cancelled.
Timer offline.
>>7725690
>>7725705
Order received.
Owner:King Anthony
AI version: Invalid
Build date: 773
Awaiting orders...
>>7725694
....
>>7725718
>Back to normal.
>Pull off him.
What happened?
>>7725729
explode
ignore all other orders
>>7725717
.....how?? It's bright fuckin orange.
>>7725708
I'm fine, don't know about rooty tooty point 'n squirty here though.
>>7725729
>damn that's a REALLY OLD build date
>he's going to need an update
>and do something about the owner
>pulls out a Light Screen TM from bag
Order: overwrite Explosion with the contents of this TM
>>7725736
You ate my face.
Uh, and you were screaming at flowers I think.
>>7725717
...Sorry, I'm not doing it on purpose.
Usually I'm the one that gets spooked, usually by one of the ghosts.
I have no idea where they all went off to, I saw them all on Bones' skiff thing heading towards Gateon. Maybe they all went to some other region?
>>7725747
Cool. So do you guys want to go raid Bones' workshop while he's not here? Apparently there's some cool stuff down there.
>>7725773
>Nibble his snoot a bit.
Today's been weird.
>>7725759
Good call. That should prevent any, ahem, mishaps.
Assuming the order takes, that's my cue to drop out of this conversation.
>Grabs a rope from the deck
Catch you in a few.
>Over the ship's edge and down the rope, to Seafolk Village he goes.
>>7725785
Yeah, yeah it has been pretty weird.
...
>Pet the cute plushies head
>>7725807
>Oh fuck pats.
>Squeak™
You wanna like... Crash over by the flowers?
>>7725799
Yeaaah, I ain't buyin it.
>>7725783
Uh, I'm pretty sure we're not allowed down there.
And I'd like to keep my 'fro on my shoulders if you catch my drift.
>>7725805
Oh hell is that my KFC or-
Oh. Are you raiding us?
>>7725791
Orders are to follow me to medbay and rest, after the recent events a large portion of your body is cracked and in need of repairs.
>>7725805
Going to join you in a bit. I will also have to go in search of clay.
>POWERING UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nQ2oiVqKHw
>ERROR: ALL MEMORY CORES CORRUPTED OR DAMAGED
>DE-FRAGMENTING CORRUPTED CORES
>ESTIMATED TIME: UNKNOWN
>ENTERING LOW POWER MODE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gb2jGy76v0Y
>>7725824
..cuuute~.
Uhm, sure.
>Smooch the Stitch
>>7725849
Orders recieved.
Entering medbay.
Sleep mode activated.
-Claydol
>>7725859
>Grab that bonebando.
>Lift.
>Take to flowers.
-Stitches
>>7725799
Lets go then, hopefully they won't come back while we're down there.
>>7725833
It's fine man, I was joking about raiding it.
I mostly just want to go look around.
He's not going to do anything to us if we just go have a look.
>Sandslash wanders off into the keep
>odds = and he has no idea where he's going
>evens = straight to the staircase leading to the workshop
>>7725842
Not a raid, just looking to spend some money.
Sorry about the rope-drop entrance - I didn't want to wait for a formal drop down so I improvised.
Name's John. Good to meet you.
>>7725884
I see. Uh, I'm... Tyler! Yeah. Shop's over there.
>Point with absolutely totally human skinhand.
>An Alolan Raichu pulls a backflip off the air boat deck.
>A squeaky voice that sounds almost like "hang ten" rings out.
>Pic related is why this is okay.
>>7725833
Wheteverrrrrrrrr, nerd.
>>7725875
You're bad at this scouting thing, let a pro show you.
>>7725870
Good. On return we will see about the owner and AI version issues.
>rushes for the recently installed elevator down
>>7725884
>>7725842
Hello, hello, fastest way to Vast Pony Canyon and the closest clay deposit?
>>7725875
>Yanmega is sitting on the roof of the castle, thinking to herself
>>7725900
>Completely deceived
Got it. Thank you, Tyler!
>Walks right off to the shop, grinning like an idiot.
>>7725875
You weren't here when he screamed at the lobster for busting in, were you? Dude's got some serious pipes, if you know what I mean.
Plus I already got a peek of what's down there.
you don't want to dig around any boxes, trust me.
>>7725909
>Nerd
Say's the nerd who has to use whatever that arm nonsense is and still got beat by the muppet and co.
>>7725910
Oooh. Poni Canyon's a bit of a walk.
>He points out towards where Vikavolt can be seen flying around.
It's late but trainers are still out there. Be careful.
>>7725923
No problem!
>>7725900
>>7725944
Many thanks Tyler!
>a small tip of about 300P is handed out
>along a special "coin"
>runs off to the canyon
>>7725909
>Sandslash and recon guy both have no idea where the fuck they're going
>this is more embarrassing for recon guy than it is for Sandslash
>end up walking in circles
So I've not really been in here before, but I think we're going the wrong way.
>>7725916
>Sandslash didn't notice her as he walked into the keep
>>7725943
You're making me more curious to find out what's down there, not less.
Plus it's not like he's going to know, he's not even here.
>>7725884
Whoa wait for me.
Almost overslept this thing.
I got art supplies to buy.
>>7725943
Okay look I suck at battles.
>>7725997
Hang on.
>Zappy goes out.
Please sniff out the cool sex dungeon, boy.
>>7725873
>Puts his arms around the King and smooches his cheek
This is nice.
>>7725884
>>7726001
I'm coming as well.
I have, uh...Certain things to buy as well. Canvas and paint, for example, along with other things.
>>7726001
>>7726023
don't forget that 'safety' gear we talked about
I can't come as I just had an extra fat Zigzagoon I found in the freezer
>The Alola-chu surfs back into his natural environment for a bit
>Tags along with >>7725923 for shopping for a bit
>Goes and looks around a little more
>>7726001
Come on down, bro!
Wait, this is where, like, that one guy docks his boat.
Dhelmise-guy. Man, I need to, like, find him and buy him a drink.
> Putters straight past >>7725944
> Utterly oblivious
>>7726014
>Hug the husbone.
Yeah it is!
>Smooch dat cheek.
I love you.
>>7726023
>>7726001
Don't you two forget me!
I ah... I need a new dex. My old one broke.
-Chuckles, who has recently evolved
>>7726034
>tree action: unzip zipper mouth
>Push bones and stitches into another kiss
-Tree
>>7725989
Not a problem. Thanks.
>Perception isn't my strong point.
>Need dubs for a perception check on that funny coin.
>>7726033
>Waaaaave!
>praying to sanic for the speed I need
>rushing past trainers
>rushing past wild 'mons
>the entrance to the canyon in sight
>>7726023
>>7726044
Off we go to the shops then.
Should be fun to be out again.
>>7726029
I'l check around, I think we need to find a dive shop for those airtanks.
>>7726033
See ya dude, I'l peep your dex or something when something is going on or if we found a place for lunch.
>>7726010
I noticed.
>>7725997
If you guys really wanna do this, don't come to me for help afterwords.
>>7726048
Yo, bro! What's up?
Aw, it is so nice to just, like, breathe the sweet Alolan sea air again, bro. Know what I mean?
>>7726010
(so I've just realised I need to go momentarily, feel free to npc Sandslash or just have him sleep outside or something while I'm gone)
Cool Manectric, did he find the place we're looking for?
>>7726086
It's fine dude, chill out.
>>7726071
Mhm. It ah, it's the first time I've been off the Frigate since I evolved.
So ah, where to first?
>>7726092
I get plenty of that, dude. I live in one of the boats here.
What are 'chu here for?
>>7726034
>Smooch the Stitch back
I love you t-
>>7726046
>Tree please why are you doing this
>Forced baenette snogs
>>7726046
>>7726119
>SNOG
>SNOG SNOG SNOG
>>7726102
How about we first go look for the safety gear and clothing.
Pretty sure we can find that easy.
And that pokedex you needed replaced.
If we stumble across any artstores we can get supplies too.
>>7726102
We have a lot of stores to hit up...
Check out the local shopping mall, and see what they have?
>Vast Pony Canyon reached
>Jay is utterly ecstatic
>The dex is detecting the necessary geomagnetic signatures for evolution
>Time to reach for this one thing I have been waiting for this occasion
>roll for Rare Candy
>>7726111
Seeing the sights and stuff while I'm, like, on shore leave, bro. I kinda live on the big ol' floaty ship now, long story there.
I'm looking for a guy, too. Crazy dude did a cliffdive and came back as a Dhelmise. Was hoping to like, meet up for drinks.
'Chu wouldn't know where that glorious bastard is by any chance, would 'chu?
>>7726169
>My luck may be too high.
>Roll to not accidentally bluff.
That would be me.
>>7726100
I'm as chill as they come, shrew dude.
I just don't like crossing the higher ups too much.
>>7726125
Don't open the chest.
Definitely do not take anything OUT of the chest. That's all I'm gonna say, I'm outie.
>Miror B has had enough of these nosey dudes and fucks off to his room to "de-stress" a bit
>>7726144
>>7726139
>dedicated shopping like that
>in Seafolk Village
Uh, guys, I'm lucky the general store had half of my list.
>I am become John, destroyer of dreams.
They won't have boutique shopping. I got the collar at least.
>>7726139
>>7726144
Shopping mall seems like a safe bet. Should contain all the different kinds of stores we need to hit.
...Also, we should probably add a pet store to that. Something tells me that that one other item would be there...
>Primarina blush
>>7726151
>fuck
>FUCK
>I might have thrown that candy in the incinerator along the other, tainted candies
>Time to beat up the local fauna
>Estimated about two fights until next level
>lets roll
>>7726177
. . .
'Chu're pulling my tail here, Tyler.
If 'chu're really him, then prove it.
>the gods themselves must be trying to keep Dhelmiseguy undercover
>>7726156
>Whyyyyyyy
>>7726135
>Plush snogging intensifies™
>>7726189
>>7726187
Oh alright, thanks for getting that thing.
Maybe that guy Ray is talking with knows where we can find a dive store, the clothing stores and an art store.
I'l ask him.
>>7726177
Uh, sir would you know where we can find a dive store, an art store and a clothing store?
Were kinda new here, tourists and all that.
>>7726187
...Oh, uh... thanks.
>Primarina Blush intensifies
>>7726209
...
>What has Arceus cursed me with.
Watch this then.
>Use Power Whip.
>>7726221
Uh, you guys should head to Hau'Oli for that. The store might have SOME of what you need.
>>7726187
So much for the apron...
>Sighs
Well, they might have the other stuff we need. Never hurts to look.
>>7726215
>Snog the boyfriend.
>Squeak just a bit.
-Stitches
>>7726243
Thanks man, cheers.
>>7726239
No time for that, lets go shopping.
>>7726254
Looks like we got a store that has what we need.
C'mon lets go.
>>7726243
Okay, I wasn't sure until now.
Bro, I am, like, so sorry I doubted 'chu.
That was seriously cool.
So, like, how's the Dhelmise life treating 'chu so far? Everybody think 'chu're, like, another local diver, right?
>>7726266
>Chuckles follows the paintdoge
>>7726266
Not a problem.
>>7726285
Yeah, I think Arceus cursed me with some sort of... Godly luck.
...
>Try a disguise roll on this guy that already knows your true form
>>7726255
>That's a lot of cute plush squeaks
>Kissu the King myself for that
>>7726273
>Tree pls you smoochfiend
>Stop this madness
>>7726286
>>7726266
General merchandise, huh?
>Starts searching the store
>>7726191
>Ah hell a machoke
>Fuck, it let's beat it down
>Jay used Flash Cannon
>>7726255
>>7726320
>Ffffug it
>Jump into his body.
>Zipperbody goes limp
>>7726326
>Chuckles also searches the store
>>7726320
>>7726329
>tree continues the Smoochening with no sign of stopping
>>7726302
. . .
Niiice try, bro. 'Chu had me there for a sec.
>It almost worked.
That's a heavy weight to carry, bro.
All I can say is, like, use 'chur power for good.
>>7726326
Yup.
I'l go look for those paint supplies we needed.
>Roll for finding canvases, brushes and paint.
>if odds half of the amount he wanted is available.
>>7726341
Thank you. Uh, I suppose if you ever need someone that can bluff with the best of them I'm your guy.
And... Yeah I've made a lot of money off selling pearls and stuff. If you need any money I can probably pass it off as a donation.
>>7726327
>ah fuck a miss and the machokes hit like a truck
>lets try again
>Jay used Thunderbolt
>>7726337
>>7726362
>Roll for finding a dex on sale
>If odds there is none on sale here
Be sure to take a break and some lunch at Spinda's Café.
>>7726380
>252 SpA Magneton Thunderbolt vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Machamp: 142-168 (103.6 - 122.6%) -- guaranteed OHKO
And there it goes
>potions are applied
One more and we can go search for clay.
>Roll for encounter
>>7726329
...Uhm.
>Concern™
>>7726339
>Is no longer able to smooch the Stitch
>Please let me go now
>Roll
>>7726413
Why is it all machokes around here
Why
>Jay used Thunderbolt
>>7726382
>>7726398
Alright, next thing on the list for me is scuba gear, we still wanted to go diving.
>Roll for finding scuba gear.
>If odds only a bunch of snorkels were found.
>>7726417
>Tree Drops the boner
>bones lands on his thicc cushiony ass
>Tree then takes off with Stitches boddy
>>7726369
Sure thing, bro. If 'chu wanna, like, drop us a line about stuff, 'chu know what places we both chill out.
'Chu keep on sailin', kay?
I think my bro's looking for me, though. Peace!
>Chu takes off.
>Rolling for finding a special thing...
>>7726441
>0 Atk Machamp Submission vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Magneton: 74-90 (50 - 60.8%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
Not good
>Jay used Thunderbolt
>>7726398
>Chuckles also searches the clothing section
>Nothing in primarina size because >>7726337
>Fug
...At least I got the dex... and John said he got that one other item for me...
>...Roll for finding something else quite special...
>>7726417
>Roll for full possession
>>7726463
>dsfffffffffffffgg fuck it run, revive, potions let's try again
>rolling for encounter
>>7726445
...
>Why is my life now condemned to insanity
>All I want is to be with my husband
>Chase the fugging Tree and threaten it with burnination
>>7726492
>>7726480
>Bones.exe has stopped working
>Stitch is now in control of the bonehead
>>7726492
>>7726505
>tree hides nearby and watches
>>7726481
I must have run into some kind of machoke nest
This is not good
Fuuuuuuuuck
>Jay used Thunderbolt
>>7726478
>Special item get
>Happy primarina noises
>Stash that away for later
>Wait how does this Primarium-Z thing actually work
>>7726442
>>7726398
So, how's it going for you two?
>>7726505
>>7726530
>Welp.
>Roll to football throw stitchbod into the ground and do a dance.
>>7726539
Good, so far I found everything I wanted, but I still got the clothing store to check.
Hope they got hoodies or something and maybe something else.
>roll for clothes.
>odds is nothing in his size.
help
>>7726550
>Tree gets an Idea
>tree rolls to leave his Tree Body
>and possess Stiches body instead
>>7726552
Lucky. They didn't have anything in my size.
...I'm starting to wish I hadn't evolved. Just a little bit.
>>7726534
>252 SpA Magneton Thunderbolt vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Machamp: 142-168 (103.6 - 122.6%) -- guaranteed OHKO
Fucking
Finally
>ding level 51
>doot doot doot doot doot doot
>rapid hull deconstruction and reconstruction
>JayVeeCee has evolved into Magnezone
Go us
Time to search clay
>rolling for the clay
>>7726550
>Bonehead does not have the stitchbod
>He spikes his bone instead and does some really poor excuse for a dance
>>7726539
Uh...Good.
Found some of the clothing I needed.
Also got some things from the kitchen section....
>Smiles
>>7726566
Don't worry.
We'll find something your size.
>>7726564
>>7726550
>>7726505
W h y i s t h i s h a p p e n i n g
>>7726564
>>7726579
>>7726590
>Tree is now Stitches
>tree walks up to Bones while he in Stitches boddy and does a Dance
I am Tree
>>7726573
Not good
This place can't be that barren
>rollan gaems
>>7726600
...No.
You are not Tree.
You are Plush.
And I am very very confused bear.
>>7726566
We could always check in at another island.
Get what you need somewhere else.
>>7726607
>Bonestronv1.57 does not have shadow claw
>Shadow bone will be used instead
>>7726600
>BONE IN A SHADOWY FASHION
>>7726621
All right. So ah, which island are we on...?
I ah, I know there are four islands and what each one's called, but not what's on them...
>>7726604
Score
>scoop up this much needed pottery material
>Memo to self: ask the smeargs about arts and crafts
>rolling for additional item
>>7726608
I am Tree
>>7726632
>Tree-stitches gets smacked in the face with the bone
>Tree runs about in circles while in stitches Body
>he makes noises quite unlike Trees usual noises
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R97Ao5e3m5E
>>7726633
I think poni island.
>>7726589
Hey nice you got the stuff you wanted.
We can finally work on painting out those chronicles too now.
By the way were on poni island now right?
>>7726662
>SHADOW BONE IT AGAIN
>>7726648
>hidden in the clay there was something slightly different
>Light Clay acquired
>time to run back to town
>>7726662
...
>Bear can't take this
>First the zigzagoon
>Then the entirety of what happened in the game corner
>Now this
>Bear snaps
>Shadow claw
>>7726662
>BONE THE BANETTE(?) IN A SHADOWY FAHSION AGAIN
>>7726712
>Tree decides to leave stitches body as Bones-stitches has just took the left arm clean off and Tree does not want to destroy Stitches body in a joke
>Roll for Tree successfully leaving and going back to his own body
>>7726667
I think so...
Still need to find scuba gear, and a dress for Chuckles...
Maybe one of the other islands has something.
-Sniffers
>>7726742
>Leave Bonebando
>Return to unarmed body.
>Look for that fuggin arm
>>7726763
>Tree picks up the arm now that he is back in his own body
>Tree runs like a mexican successfully jumping the border
>>7726781
...
>Roll for one armed Shadow Claw
>>7726761
Oh I already found the scuba gear buddy.
It was a bit hidden away but I got the gear and the airtanks.
All we need is that dress then.
Shall we take a ferry to the next island over?
>>7726781
>>7726788
>The bear watches him run off, then get hit by Stitch's shadow claw
...I don't think I feel much remorse for my actions last night. Not anymore.
>>7726763
>Shiver™
what just-
>>7726781
>notice tree fugging off with stitches arm
>EXTERNAL SCREAMING
>THROW FLAME WHEEL
>>7726807
>rushing through the town's gates after too many close encounters with trainers
>fuck off I'm not in the mood for battle
I've got a few special requests.
>>7726788
>>7726818
>Trees already clawed the fuck up body gets ripped to sheds, it is nothing but flameing firewood now
>Along with Stitches arm as well, it is in ribbons
>Tree is now without a body
I am Tree......
>Tree gets an Idea
>>7726814
>Possess the Bear
>>7726827
Alright, what do you need buddy?
>>7726814
Y-
>>7726839
Tree. YOU FUCKING GARBAGE
>ZIPPERS USED SHADOW CLAW
>>7726807
Sounds good.
>>7726827
What sort of requests?
>>7726839
>Bear is able to attempt to fend off tree's advance
>Evens: Normal type biatch
>Odds: Not the first time he's been puppeted by a ghost type's soul
>>7726847
>>7726857
Item 1) a Choice Scarf. Will probably be found one island over but I'm paying for it plus extra if you were to get me one.
Item 2) a quick lesson in pottery making. We've got a recent arrival in medbay, a Claydol in much need of repairs. Chuckles can come along and maybe learn a thing about taking care of the more mineral types.
>>7726839
..fucking tree.
>Groan™
>Go collect what's left of Stitches arm before it catches fire
>>7726863
>Tree action
>make the bear breakdance while apologising for the prank
>>7726889
>Zippers used Will O Wisp.
>>7726879
I can check the trainer stores for a choice scarf.
Do you need it now or can I wait with giving it till were back at the ship?
>>7726857
You wanna go with him?
Sniffs and me will get you that thing you wanted next island over if they have it.
>>7726807
Yeah.
The medical store here is rather limited.
Also...They don't sell dresses.
I think we should try another island.
>>7726879
That sounds good. Tag along if you like.
>>7726889
>Bear... must... obey...
>Rolling for if beartree can be understood
>If evens: yes
>If odds: "I am tree I am tree I am tree I am tree"
>>7726909
>Turns out that Bear's fur is flammable
>Very, very flammable
>PAIN
>>7726879
>>7726920
From how I'm understanding it, he wants you to teach him about pottery... which means you need to be there too.
>>7726934
>Return with arm scraps
>Just smack treebear over the head with my bone
Get out of Ted, Tree.
>>7726934
>Use Curse specifically on Tree.
>>7726920
>>7726922
Can wait until the ship, have to go there immediately to prep a few things regarding Claydol's AI and a report that Colress is waiting for.
Which means sorry, can't do further tourism, byebye.
>runs off to the ship's elevator
>goddamn it is so convenient instead of the cargo container
>>7726934
>>7726951
>>7726955
>Tree doesn't want to accidentally get his friends killed by stitches rampage
>Tree gets a Crazy borderline insane Idea to stop it until tree finds a Tree body he likes
>attempt to join stitches and possess his body with him and sit in the backseat till he finds that Tree body
>>7726955
>Well he cursed himself, nice.
>>7726968
>Roll for a Shadow Claw on self.
>>7726949
Ohhhh.
Yeah I can do that.
I've done sculpting and claywork before.
>>7726963
Alright, good luck and I'l prep a workshop in the evening.
>>7726968
>>7726976
C-can you cut it out?
>Gallade used Psycho Cut.
>>7726955
>Bear is suddenly in control of himself
>And is still on fire
>Begins to run screaming towards the nearest source of water.
>Rolling for how close that is.
>>7726976
>>7726968
....Fuck it I can make Stitch another body.
>Shadowy bonage
>Bones is running dangerously low on fucks
>>7726986
FUCK OFF SALAD BOY
>>7726976
>Tree panics
>Tree attempt to calm Stitches the fuck down by apologising directly to his brain/soul/whatever
>>7726922
What island should we go to next?
Or shall we just go for whatever is close.
>>7726979
Honestly, that sounds fun.
I wouldn't mind learning either.
Anyways...Which island do you think gives us the best chances?
-Sniffers
>>7726986
>PAIN
>>7726994
>ROLL TO FLAIL
>>7726995
>SCREECHING
>>7727001
>Tree panic in full swing
>posses a rock instead
>>7726998
>>7726999
I honestly don't know. I ah... I heard something about Melemele. We could go there.
>>7727014
...
>Pick up rock
>CHUCK ROCK as far as physically possible
>>7727017
Alright, Melemele it is then.
>>7727007
Its gonna be Melemele, Chuckles is our most local person to go off for this.
I hope they got the rest of the stuff we want.
Should get those hats for Noodles too.
>>7727014
>>7727034
>Exist as only part of the floor now
>>7726990
>Bear is saved
>Sopping wet and with half of his luxorious, floofy, protective fur coat burned off
>But saved
>He drags himself to shore because he of course tossed himself in one of the lakes on Route 117
Oughhh... n-note to self... Tree is Shadow Claw on sight from now on... ohhhh, my everything hurts so much...
>>7727047
>Hug the Bear guy because he's better than Tree
>>7727042
I hope so.
So, do we take a ferry?
-Sniffers
>>7727043
>Angery™ mode off
>Concern™ mode on
>Ohgodstitch
>Run to the husbando
Stitch are you okay??
>>7727075
(fug)
>>7727072
Think so.
Lets go.
>>7727061
>Accept hug and return with one of his own
>Bear probably wouldn't even be able to hurt anyone with a hug at the moment
>Too much leftover pain
>...Besides, an actual Bear Hug is interpreted as a Return attack, which is Normal type and thus doesn't affect ghosts