Zootopia General: Nyum Edition Pastebin: pastebin.com/iYDU8

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First for Nick

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>>7715934
First for best "girl"

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Reposting request because end of the thread
>>7714234
>Gideon and Travis being a cute gay couple out on a date for Valentine's day.

>>7715968
more martina when, boney

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>>7715968
>you will never hold "her" hand

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Jerboas are cute! CUTE!

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>>7716026
For once, that wasn't me posting best girl.

Currently no immediate plans for her, I told the Martina story I wanted to tell. If I think of an interesting part of the continuing Remmy/Martina romance that's worth writing I'll take a crack at it, though.

>>7715981
>Travis the titanic

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>>7715981
Gay love is truest love.

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Tomorrow~
Tomorrow~

I can't wait for TT.

How are you folks doing today?

>>7715981
Adorable pic, Siggy, I like how you did Gid's hair.

>>7716128
Good afternoon, Boney, I hope today's treating you well?

Golly, I'm in a really good mood this week.

I hope everyone's well.

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>>7716179
Heya Beavs. Really enjoyed the latest comic you posted.

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>>7716179
I'm scared, too gentle

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>>7716046
Why the fuck even live

>>7716123
But how do you lewd them? Can't be cute without being lewd.

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more lynx?

Does anyone have thicc Nick?

>>7716343
i only have fat nick :x

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>>7716338
>But how do you lewd them?

Just add titties

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>>7716338
>>7716383
Or a dick, depending on your preference.

They're already lewd if you're a pawfag.

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Hey, guys, happy belated Valentine's Day!

Do you like Marty? Martina? Both? Neither? Regardless, please check out this story piece (in progress) about them:

http://pastebin.com/E2STyEX1

We're only one day away from the actual TT, and I've been working on this weird notion. It's had its ups and downs. Still, I'm half-way done. I really like what I have so far.

Synopsis is Martina as an assertive girl that knows what she wants and is managing to make things work based on a childhood crush. Weird implications. This is kind of... out there. But please let me know what you think.

>>7715047
>Thinking about it, this would make Weaselton's comment to Judy of "Flatfoot" interesting; technically everyone walks with a flatfoot in modern Zootopia, but rabbits used their heels even in the wild, compared to most other small/medium sized mammals.


I think you're overthinking it. "Flatfoot" is just really old slang for "cop".

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>>7716261
I'm really glad!

I was talking to RF last night and I told him that I was worried I wouldn't be able to do it justice after having let the project stagnate for so long.

By the way, I read your Pack Street Winter Snuggles last night as well, I really enjoyed it!

>>7716267
Oh gosh, there's no reason to be afraid, I assure you that the small surprise I have planned for tomorrow will be enjoyable to just about /everyone/.

And I'm always gentle, just look how soft and plush I am. Not like a porcupine at all!

>>7715981
D'awwwwwww

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>tfw no beaver to snuggle

>>7716393
This is unrelated to what Boney has done, which is going for a way more serious treatment of things and is PG while this is meant to go full NC-17.

Although DESU I'm getting pretty terrible 'two cakes' on this lately.

>>7716399
>I assure you that the small surprise I have planned for tomorrow will be enjoyable to just about /everyone/

Well now that Freddy and Jacob have fallen into his clutches, he's got all that leftover Pastor he doesn't need any more...

>>7716392
Pawjob would be pretty fucking nice.

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>>7716393
>Fucked with love! Fuck with respect! Fucked like the perfect little goddess I am!

A+

>>7716431
>not keeping the leftover Pastor to put some spice into the Nine Inch Nails "Closer to God" style sex dungeon fun you have in store for your furry tube friends

It's like you've never even met a dude tube, anon.

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>>7716444
Nice trips.

>>7716399
Why is Comic suddenly a beaver?

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>Not enough cute animals playing

>>7716467
>this is what true vore looks like

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>>7716444
Tube love is best love. It is agreed.

>>7716432
Those big paws are perfect for it.

>>7716463

Nice hips!!

>>7716465
He has species changing powers. It fits with the whole 'only has one eye and uses a visor' theme.

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>>7716489
Tube love is for committed married gay couples.

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>>7716179
>>7716399
Man, someone got lucky last night.

>>7716499
>>7716432
Would they be big enough to wrap their legs around Nick's dick?

>>7716510
>>7716522
Pie is ready for his Tube

>>7716499
If I was in Zootopia and I had a mammal with me wanting to be hugged, so much that she leaned over her head and gently massaged it against my own open paw... fur softly moving against fur...

Seriously, this seems like the greatest thing ever. Equal to the real sex. I'm not kidding.

>>7716526
*umf*

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>>7716393
I like where this is going. Instead of leaping right to lewds you're setting it up nicely so that there's emotional investment in it. Remmy seems believably numb and Martina just wants some dick and nothing's going 'her' way that night. Looking forward to reading more of this.

Make a pastebin account so you can edit your story as you add more so people who are interested can bookmark and check back later.

>tfw realizing you don't so much want to fuck Martina but would want to be in "her" place

>>7716570
That's hot.

>>7716564
I should make a Pastebin account. I'm really happy about how this is turning out. I do have an Archive of Our Own account, with stuff still in the works. Need to sort things.

Anyways, I'm really glad that you like it. You think that Betty, Marty, Martina, and Remmy are all characterized well?

Was thinking that maybe the stoned deer could be a cameo from some other author. Not sure.

>>7716527
Maybe.

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>>7716534
>gay porn mags hidden in recipe books

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>>7716465
>>7716507
Oh no, I've been found out!

Er, I mean...

What are you guys talking about? It's just me, Beaver.

Boy, do I hate hybrids, also WildeHopps isn't canon. Pointy nosed smiley face.

More tube lewds when?

Please call the police, a raccoon touches me in my sleep.

Yeah, just good ol' Beaver.

>>7716467
Adorable!

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>>7716660
>The day Gideon became a Geodude

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>>7716694

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>>7716166

>>7716627
This Betty makes sense, she's different from what we've seen of her but then iirc we haven't seen much of her since Remmy became pack so it makes sense she'd treat him differently, especially if he was in a shitty situation she could empathize with.

Marty hungry for dick is inherently ooc, but you can build on a foundation of canon - he's intense and easily frustrated, so even though he's playing a demure cockthirsty princess his temper and frustration would come through before he manages to choke it back down. That way Marty's still recognizable. You've been doing that pretty well so far, but don't forget to keep that dynamo boiling under the surface of the Martina act.

Remmy works well too. The booze can handwave away anything inadvisable he ends up doing with his dick, and it makes sense he'd be kinda open-minded of late. There still needs to be another step from 'this isn't so weird and is maybe kinda flattering' to 'okay maybe this is kinda hot' but the story cut off there so I assume that's still coming.

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>>7715934
>>7715959

>>7716694
The process can strike at any time.

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>>7716166

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Was there ever a concept floated behind this image?

It's a stretch, but something involving every last pack member besides Remmy getting a fake dart and fake attacking (to rescue him from real danger) could turn out to be really funny.

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>>7716719
Best doggy

>>7716716
Yeah, I've got something like half of the story left to go. I'm kind of conflicted to what exactly to do next, though, since the natural step is for them to flirt and then Remmy to get off work but be convinced to take the suit with him. Maybe they talk about having a date that ends up being them just meeting at a mutual friend's place, then the actual sex. Things are a bit hazy in my mind.

What do you think?

>>7716777
He's about to get super-raped. For hours. Because they're all so focussed on Remmy, nobody else gets hurt. It takes hours before anyone investigates the missing mammals, and the first responders are chased off by protective, growling predators working in a bizarre multispecies pack. ZPD will send a robot drone in to investigate and, using it's speaker, communicate with the captive love-slave. They all agree that it would be safest to seal the building up and deliver food through a hatch.

Every day, the feral pack sniff and growl as the hatch opens and food drops inside, and after Al establishes his dominance once more, he takes the choicest morsels to Remmy, who in between getting fucked silly is watching the news stories on himself and his pack on TV. That the feral animals aren't completely violent is causing a resurgence of hope in Zootopia's predator population, and Remmy is being hailed a patron saint of pred-prey relations.

>>7716811
/touches fluffy tail/

>>7716830
I'm not sure if this is horrifying, inspiring, or really hot. Or all of the above.

>>7716640
Have you ever found yourself thinking intently about the "how that would work" of sex?
Normal footjobs involve massaging the penis between the feet or pressing it against the body.
That action goes straight out the door when the dick is big enough to equal your body in size.

Except the action of stroking the penis with the sole of the foot is still possible between a Jerboa and say, a fox. The only complication I can foresee is that in order to maintain the sexiness of a footjob, the Jerboa is going to have to be the dom to Nick's sub ass.

>>7716777
Or it could end with Betty actually killing a savage mammal in order to save someone else.
An interesting plot in it's own. Killing a savage, comforting yourself that there was nothing that you could do, then finding out the wolf whose throat you tore out was drugged against his will.

>>7716869
I buy Nick being a switch. It works given the whole hustling thing.

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>>7716668
>What are you guys talking about? It's just me, Beaver.

I challenge that claim.

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>>7716467
Replyanon, if you are out there, please make a zootopia version of pic related.

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>>7716820
Here's how I'd do it: I'd rewrite it so that Remmy drinks all but one of the tainted sodas, then he gives the last one to Martina to try to cheer her up. They chat for a while and Martina trails along as Remmy gets back to work and watches delighted as he capers as the Grapist and flirts with him whenever there's nobody within earshot and Remmy gets all flustered and weirdly turned on.

As Remmy's shift ends Martina lays it on the line: if Remmy wants to take Martina home and fuck her silly then he's 100% welcome to. Remmy goes pic related and hems and haws for a bit and eventually says why don't they just go back to his place and have a drink or two and see where things go because he's not completely sure about all this but he's drunk and turned on and the stoat is pretty and from what "she's" said he wouldn't be expected to take any cock, only give, so... and Remmy lets Martina ride on his shoulders in the Grapist costume as he takes her home and then Martina has a moment of internal realization as Remmy heads to the apartment building but Marty's too drunk and horny and stubborn to bail now so when they get into the apartment and Remmy takes the suit off and pours them a drink they're awkward at each other for a bit and that just makes Martina cuter and Remmy finds his courage and goes for the kiss and Marty decides fuck it

AND THEN THEY FUCK

>>7716890
TWO Beavers? Raccoonfag's going to have a ball tonight.

>>7716890
Well if you are Beaver...

I suppose you wouldn't mind if we lewded you?

>>7716902
make one of those a fat Clawhauzer
not the guy who posted that but the idea seemed funny

>>7716820
>>7716904
Also now that I've put this much thought into it you better fucking write it because otherwise I'm stealing it, finishing it, and putting it up on Ao3 for myself.

>>7716890
I want to snuggle him.

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>>7716917
>>7716927
>>7716966

Wait wait wait wait wait!

Uh, not who you're responding to (I happen to be Remmy Cormo from Pack Street), but I think we should lay off the whole "lewding beaver" thing. You know, because he's working so hard on TT.

How about instead you lewd... uh... Bug Burga? Like a big, sexy Double Roach Delux on a bed of Locus Fries? That might be fun!

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>>7716983
Too late

>>7716179
>I can't wait for TT.
I'm hyped as fuck

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>>7717018

>>7716884
Definitely. I feel like Nick is probably more about 'Try Everything' than Judy.

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Someone needs to draw jerboa pawjobs!

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>>7717034

>>7716904
>>7716934
That seems pretty damn enjoyable. Yeah, I've already doubled what I had written from yesterday, and I think I'm basically going to do something like that for the rest that I'm doing later today. It'll be really fun when we get the actual sex.

I've no idea what sheep cocks are like, but I'm guessing that from Martina's side 'she' focuses on giving the best full body lewd hug that she can followed by ass-grinding and treating his cock like a stripper pole. Probably then some hardcore paw-on-cock and belly plus face rubbing while Martina is kissing and slurping the tip so lovingly.

Stoat gets hot-glued without remorse. Remmy's horny enough that he manages to let Martina sit on his face and lick up "her" "pussy" to the point that she cums all over herself as well. Maybe in a gender-confused stupor of lust they can joke about their mutual cum mixing together on his fluff.

Kind of want it to end with them getting the hangover of a lifetime and waking up all super sticky together.

>>7716179
what would the best time to post TT stuff be tomorrow? UTC if possible.

>>7717086
In approx 25 hours I think.

>>7717086
in about 24-26 hours from now

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>>7716983
Yes, I, VRBit, agree with Remmy Cormo that we should not lewd Beaver right now.

Instead you should lewd me, VRBit, the lewdest bun in the threads.

>>7716983
We're all on diets. Badger lewding is good exercise too!

>>7717086
>>7717104
>>7717105
UTC 24?

So 26 hours from now?

I'd go with that.

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>>7717164
Am I dreaming? Has the moment finally come?

>>7717039
>>7717067
Who is more likely to have been/be willing to be fucked by a male tiger, Nick or Judy?

>>7717221
Nick.

>>7717221
bellwether.

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>>7717221
Jude

>>7717221
VRbit

>>7717219
Oh, my...

>>7717221
Nick. Canon has him being a hustler living a degrading life. Sucking barbed cocks for loose change seems to fit that perfectly.

>>7717221
Me

>>7717083
Sheep cocks are kinda a boner-killer IMO. They're weird and thin and the urethra sticks out the end. A good compromise between reality and what isn't a weird alien cock would be a long, relatively thin cock with a bulbous head.

>>7717249
Why are there 2 penises in this image?

>>7717333
Jude the dude? Or maybe just cock-girl fetish. I dunno.

>>7717083
>>7717301
Getting Remmy into oral might be a bridge too far here. This is a reactive situation for him - he won't say no but it'll be difficult for him to come right out and say yes. So while the hugjobbing and oral is all good, getting him to give oral to Martina would seem more likely for him to freeze up and realize that he's going full homo.

I'd have Martina fire off first because of how worked up she was from her earlier encounters and her accidental exhibitionism - after some ass-grinding and light oral, while she's giving a hugjob to Remmy she gets caught up in it and just frots herself to orgasm, rubbing her dick against Remmy's, and Remmy can feel the stoat jizzing up against his cock and finds it weirdly hot and thrusts back against the hugjobbing and sprays the stoat down while Martina's still dazed from the afterglow. Then either gooey Martina snuggling into Remmy's fur for the awkward morning after, or if you want something cute have a dazed Remmy carry an even more dazed Martina over to the sink and gently wash all the jizz off. And then the flow of tapwater knocks Martina's wig off and Remmy realizes he just fucked Marty.

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>>7717164
Oh well if that's the way we're going to play it!

Just a reminder that I, Beaver, lo-o-ove hybrids! I love it when two species, genii, or even clades get together and create offspring through biological reproduction! Bring on Boxes and Funnies! Cherish Jaguiraffes! Mousephants? Can't get enough of them!

Also, I'm a big smelly dumb dumb who farts twigs! When I go to the dentist, I eat the tongue depressor! I'm not allowed near log cabins because I try to eat them!

>>7717301
Long and thin works for me.

>>7717387
>>7717301
>>7717083
>>7716934
>>7716904
>>7716820
>>7716716
>>7716627
What the fuck is going on and why is it so hot?

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>>7716983
you're right, that was fun!

>>7717413
My sides.
This is fucking great.

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>>7717430
Oh my...

>>7717421
shh bb just let it happen

>>7716719

...High noon?

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>>7717164

>>7717447
Yes dad.
Also can I invite Tim over to play video games? I have all my homework done and stuff.

>>7717474
yes you can

you've been a good boy

a very good boy

>>7717242
He said Tigers, not Lionheart.

>>7717514
Thanks dad

Can I get some sexy Nicks please?

>>7717532
Sexy Nicks

>>7717430
>Remmy furiously masturbating in the distance

>>7717532
Sexy Nicks

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>>7717532

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>>7717413
Did somebody say...

>>7716542
I'm having a hard time conceptualizing this image anon. Can you redline it

>>7717597
delet

>>7717387
I think that Remmy would ignore Martina's cock. Rim her, French kiss her, get all of the action to this dick... totally Martina would fire off first and then use her own cum as lube for stripper-pole-dancing and massaging Remmy's hard rod.

I do really want them to wake up together all sticky and bound. Maybe the discovery of the wig torn while sleeping, the dress slipping off, the panties discarded, and the like becomes too much. And Marty being Martina is fully revealed.

Thing is: the wasted Remmy would already suspect that something was wrong, but then he wouldn't mentally process it correctly. From 'Martina has such a funny looking pussy' to 'Stoat girls apparently cum a lot more than I thought' to 'Holy shit, that's a big clit' to 'Wait, this is a guy, I just fucked a guy'. I guess the morning after is the turning point.

I've already written size difference sex, and I fucking love it. Not sure about the morning after though. The hell would either of them say?

>>7717611
I think what anon has in mind is like what a friendly cat would do to your hand.

They rub their face all against it (so you'd smell like them).

>>7717532
>sexy
>nicks

Does anyone feel up for reading a few paragraphs from my TT submission? I think they need some editing, and I want to make sure it's not going to put anyone to sleep.
http://pastebin.com/1wwB4hGU

>>7717532
Sexy Nicks

>>7717522
like that matters to the sheep.

>>7717674
"..."
"..."
"...you want some fruity pebbles?"
"Yes. Yes I do."

>>7717674
is the size diff too great for Martina to take the ram rod?

>>7717413
>When I go to the dentist, I eat the tongue depressor!
Oh my god, you can't just make me burst out laughing like that.

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>>7717788

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>>7717797

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>>7717805

>>7717674
I think denial rather than that level of obliviousness is better. Like, instead of saying 'gee that vagina sure looks like a penis, what a funny coincidence', he'd just think 'okay apart from that single crotch region this appears to me to be a cute stoat chick so I'm just gonna ignore that and everything will be okay, right?' And then he won't have to actually process the thought that it's a dude he's fucking until he sobers up, and then it'll be compounded with the fact that the dude is Marty.

Remmy isn't great at dealing with the unexpected, so I think the ball's in Marty's court here. And while he'd be mortified at having just fucked his neighbour as Martina, I think he'd quickly realize that there's an opportunity here to have hot prey dick on tap right down the hall.

There's a few ways this can go:

a) pretend that nothing's wrong. Pry himself loose of the wool and go rummaging through the kitchen for breakfast.
b) put the wig back on, put Martina's voice back on and say that if Remmy wants to keep pretending, that's fine with him
c) Mutually Assured Destruction. "Nobody needs to find out about Martina, just likes nobody needs to find out you just fucked Martina. Capische? Also, if you want round 2 some time I'm game."
d) fuck it, round two. Marty gives Remmy the same treatment that Martina gave him last night, leaves him panting and sticky and fucked out, and struts out of the apartment saying "I'll be back for more of that later."

>>7717797
>cake of piece

>>7717783
IKnowRight.png

>>7717745
My thought is yes, but then probably something like the tip nudge down enough for him to fire a special load into Martina's insides.

It wouldn't be penetration so much as brushing on the edge. Still, the thick warmth spraying on the stoat's eager body would be glorious. Lots of heat and sweat.

>>7715981
Siggy do you have a tumblr or similar?

>>7717681
Oh I see. That would be super adorable. Maybe even adorasexy. Having it equated to a pet doesn't do many positive things for me

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https://twitter.com/Rodney_Bear/status/831741429600894976

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>>7717978

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One fresh reshill for today. New episode of the Squad.

http://www.philome.la/tomoesgrudge/the-ticket/play

Archive: http://inkytopia.tumblr.com/tagged/comic/chrono

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I heard you people liked Jude.

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>>7717413
As a convicted felon involved in multiple known murders, I, VRBit, will have to kill you now for that heresy.

Also I hate comfy and all the fics I've read were super lame.

VR has no future in the gaming industry.

Sleepy heads are silly and twitchy noses aren't cute at all!

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go blow up someone else's house and bisect a sweet, innocent bear in the process. Ciao!

P.s. I only drink decaf coffee.

>>7718043
>Sleepy heads are silly and twitchy noses aren't cute at all!

hey woah i think you guys are taking this too far now

>>7718043
VRbit how could you?
I trusted you, and you repay me by hating all that is comfy? What a stab in the back, VRbit.

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>>7718049
Yeah, how dare Comic say such a thing!

>>7718031
Yes. We like seeing him get dommed by large women.

>>7717831
This seems really great so far. Am still writing some things now.

My heart says that c) happens, then a), then b), and finally d). Although d) may be a step too far. Fucking someone you shouldn't and being fucked by someone you shouldn't are two distinct mental lines, and the first door is probably at least kind of open while the second is probably padlocked.

>>7718117
C then A then B sounds good, with maybe some sweet gentle kisses before they part. If you really want to take things lewd, I think D is all-or-nothing - it doesn't really work with any of the others.

>>7718031
I don't like the generic anthro shoulders

Zootopia has spoiled me for furry art.

>>7718152
yes, I can't look at furshit with anything but disgust now

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>>7708338
>>7708687

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>>7717941
Nope!
And, speaking of drawings, today seems not the day for TT since it is coming out all wrong, so requests!

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>>7718043
Ahh, this was fun. However, I have a confession to make...

That's not VRbit.

I know, I know, it looks exactly like him, but I know for a fact that its not.

Because... I'm not actually Beaver. Or Remmy Cormo...

>>7718242
Judeon please

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>>7718043
I lose
>>7717982
>More macro paws
>Still shiteon
Just fucking end my life famalama

>>7718251
You're Lewdinski! The lewdest rabbit alive!

>>7718242
Jude the (literal) Dude and Big Woman.

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>>7718251
That's right: it was just me, Canidae.

Bork bork bork, sorry for fooling you all. I guess I'm just grumpy because I went to this horrible concert-- who is this Gazelle mammal, and why is she so popular? She's just loud!

Anyone have any sugar-free cookies? Boy I sure love consent. Bork bork.

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>>7718228

>>7718242
This >>7717982 with mongoose instead of Gideon

>>7718143
There's plenty that I can do with this. Am working on it now. Continued from the part 1.3 version, but honestly I'm getting oddly tired. Bad sleeping lately. I night need to nap or something soon.

Thanks anyways for all of your advice.

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>>7718297
Happy to help! The world always needs more writefags. Especially writefags that write best girl.

What's a good animal pun name for a cellphone game?

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Why is everyone talking about Martina's dick? I thought she was Marty's sister, not brother. Are you writing her as trans or what?

I'm not going to harp on your headcanon but I was pretty sure she's been established as Marty's biological sister.

>>7718324
angry shrews
flappy zebra
hare runner
buns vs zombies
fox ninja
goat crush saga
clash of horns

>>7718369
Some people just like them some feminine penis.

>>7718030

Question, why was percy upset hugh was there?

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>>7718257
>>7718277
>>7718289
Damn, choosing from these requests...

>>7718369
Weaver could be rusing us all, but it's been implied heavily she is just Marty in drag.

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>>7718395
What? He wasn't. Where was that implied?

Unless you mean the fact that they went to the restaurant. They were spying on Max, which Percy wasn't a big fan of. That also doesn't change the fact that he went along with it anyway though.

>>7718409
>Martina is Marty in drag,
>BUT
>Marty has an actual biological sister

The ultimate ruse, worthy of the greatest ruse master.

>>7718409
I'll agree that the library depiction of Martina could go either way, but in the first comic Marty mentions having a sister and the lineup has two stoats.

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>>7718409
>Her expression is bright, dainty, and cheerful, but when I turn to her, she seems a little taken aback.

>"U-um, hello r-- sir!" She seems a little nervous, blushing and wringing her paws as she talks to me.

Martina almost called Remmy by his name. It's Marty in a dress.

>>7718385
Given how shrews are apparently little hellions, I really like that first one.

>>7718423

Oh not during the ticket, I mean when Hugh is sleeping on his chair and calls Max. Like the first first part of Shorties

>>7718451
She was just going to say red herring duh

>>7718430
>>7718436
Female stoats are like half the size of male stoats, but Marty and Martina are the same height. And Weaver's been pretty good with the biology. I don't mean to toot my own horn, but I used it as a plot point in Inadvertent Seduction.

>>7718409
>it's been implied heavily she is just Marty in drag
I think you're reaching.

>>7718451
>"r" not capitalized
Hmm, sure.

>>7718451
>"hello ram!"
Martina's just as speciest but closeted about it. Or polite

>>7718309
Awww, you're sweet.

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Anyone have a link to that /ztg/ Zoosona census? I figured I should probably add my dude to it.

On that note, anyone got a simple draw request? I've probably got time for one

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It's been said before, but the whole Martina thing really sheds new light on this.

If Marty's sister was not Marty, wouldn't she have a name that doesn't sound like something Marty would think up in a few seconds that's feminine?

>>7718506

http://ztgcensus.tumblr.com/submit

Little Hustlers hobo riding a train?

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>>7718459
Ah.

I was still establishing his character then, and it's somewhat out of place now. At the time it was because he barged into Percy's place and just slept on his chair while he was sleeping/getting ready for work.

If I could try to rationalize it now I'd say he didn't want Hugh in his house while he was gone (he had work) and Hugh is more likely to wake up when Max bugs him because she's puts up with his shit less. Still flimsy, but not 100% illogical.

Chalk it up to 'early installment weirdness'. I think that's what the trope is called.

>>7718516
If they're twins it'd make sense. Some parents are really awful/lazy at naming twins.

>>7718506
Judy eating Gideon pie.

>>7718515
Has anyone else pointed out how weird it is for Marty to threaten to "go savage"?

Given how incredibly devastating the going savage situation is for Pack Street and how nightmare fuel based the idea of devolving into it is, wouldn't this be like... I don't know, joking about the Pulse shooting in Orlando?

>>7718369
thirsty gayfags

>>7718598
Yeah, it was in pretty poor taste. Marty is bad at bantering, he went right from 0 to 100.

>>7718515
>tfw you will never have Martina suckle your balls

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nevar furget!

But how long until we meet the alter-alter ego, Martin?

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>>7718636
How could I?

>>7718636
it would be cool if they came back, they were cool dudes

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>>7718660
But they did, anon.

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>>7718660
well... only one of them...

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>>7718281

Hi Canidae, it's me, VRBit!

I sure do love tablet PCs. They're the wave of the future! I develop tax software for the Nokia N-Gage. What? VR? This is a prescription head set!

I love sex, the dirtier the better. DO lewd the VRBit!

>>7718605
It's not gay if it's a feminine penis

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hey /ztg/, what are y'all listening to tonight?

>>7718727
whoops, forgot to post mine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0K19lgC9ug

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>>7718706
>Nokia N-Gage
That's taking it too far

>>7718727
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcWOviMI6Lk

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>>7718706
>always be remembered

>>7718755
>The uploader has not made this video available in your country.

b-but i'm american..

>>7718543

Ah gotcha. Thanks for explaining! And thanks for the Shorties in general!

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>>7718768
Strange, take another version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIKi8N3WuMs

>>7718685
Sure is a shame he put all of his eggs in a shitty basket. I feel like fucking Cassandra telling everyone that making subcommunities where namefags get e-fame just for being around constantly inevitably turns into a squalid circlejerk of weapons-grade autism and infighting, but nobody fucking listens and then acts like it's the most unexpected and impossible to predict disaster ever when drama like this breaks out.

>>7718789

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>>7718789
00000000: 6e6f 0a

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>>7718706
This is turning out to be a magical day.

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>>7718801
He had a rough patch, but he came back too.

>>7718727
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YH0j8mGeMes&index=2&list=FLs9GfwsnrWY708S4JMW9iAw
To help me get my TT done.

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http://baronpuddinsplace.tumblr.com/post/157291470866/sometimes-i-draw-characters-nude-to-be-saucy

>>7718806
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me!???... You little bitch!!.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v50dVvai5to

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>>7718257
>>7718277
>>7718289
Sorry anons, it seems I pushed myself a bit too far. I tried all three but there is not a single piece that it is coming out right.
I guess I have to stop drawing for today, I finished all the fuel in the tank

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>>7717413

>>7718913
ok buddy, don't push yourself.

>>7718598
Timeline-wise, it's probably fine. I can imagine that before people actually started going savage for real, it was either a historical callback, or a kind of viral rumor perpetuated by prey and preds alike. That's a really old comic, so I assume it happened long before the movie stuff was relevant.

>>7718924
>those eyes
Reply you're fucking fantastic.

>>7718913
A failed product would soothe my dripping loins

>>7718955
The comic actually takes place on the day of Bellwether's arrest

>>7718685
>same old bait

Fine, I'll bite - after visiting Bore Chumpy left a very sweet mesage, visibly mellowed out and said he missed everyone. If you're seriously bitter about a thing which happened some half a year ago, then you can go fuck yourself.

>>7718967
Sorry but I didn't save them.
Even the sketch was bad

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>>7718955
Yeah, no.

>>7718982
That Marty crossed a line gives even more reason to why every single one there except from Marty laughed at Marty's put down.

>>7718030
Hugh's actually a pretty cool guy, with what he did.

I'd love to see a piece with him & Edy where she's not hostile towards him.

>>7718985
he's just an obnoxious fucktard, and no one likes an insufferable idiot like him.
go suck his dick if you love him so much.

>>7718924
Dear god

>>7719056
I'm telling you, Remmy is fucked (not in the good way) when word gets out.

>>7718682
I mean like TTs and stuff. I don't even care for requests much, it just would be nice to see active participation and the like.

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>>7719126

>>7718990
That's O.K. Italian mongoose.

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>>7719056
Walp.

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>>7719063
Unfortunately so far those pieces have been few and far between.

Or non-existent.

>>7719126
I think Remmy's built enough of a rapport with the pack that he'd be okay at home.

>>7719171
Mr & Mrs Otterton look like two cats

great art tho

>>7719056
>>7719126
>Yeah, No way Remmy is one of them. That guy eats bug-burga, What kinda sheep does that?

>>7719171
The outside colour of Judy's ear and how it blends into the ground makes it seem like Bellwether has lifted up her skirt so she can touch herself.

>>7719243
delete this immediately

>>7719236
I could see Marty getting this theory in his head that Remmy was booted from the sheep-spiracy for being too pred-ish, and that's why he gets weird when talking about family and herd dynamics.

Funnily enough, I think that's actually pretty close to what actually happened, except without the connection to the Bellwether conspiracy.

>>7719267
There's no changing history, anon.

>>7719243
KEKEKEKEKEKEk

What's for dinner, /ztg/?

>>7719293
Tonight's wing night, baby!

What do Zootopians eat with their spaghetti? Fish balls?

>>7719293
Some good-ass tacos

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>>7719293

>>7719293
It looks like I'm just having microwaved veggies tonight.

>>7719293

Leftovers, moistened by my own tears.

>>7719315
chapulines.

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>>7719293
tofu and rice

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I really like the fact that Remmy is so in deep with pack dynamics, to the point of being essentially adopted by them, that not only would the likes of Al and Betty fail to see a problem with him after Bellwether... they might physically trail him to protect him from other predators.

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>>7719315
>Implying you can only use meatballs with spaghetti

>>7719332
Always gold

>>7718251
>>7718281
Yeah, Right. You're not gonna fool any of us with that. You're obviously just Beaver in a dress!
It's easy to see. That flat tail, those short ears The scent of Genuine Bottled VRbit Sweat you can get from down at the corner and that well groomed f-fluffy fur..

...One moment, I'll be right back. (Where's that lotion?)

Zootopia JJBA Voice Comparisons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Q7aTCxdhDk

>>7719367
He's in deep. There'll probably be a scene where some preds are giving him shit and he blows the whistle that Al gave him and the pred assholes get bum-rushed by wolves.

...or the wolves assume that the preds are the ones that called for help and join in in beating up poor Remmy...

oh dear, i made myself sad

>>7719371
Oh shit the Italian's getting pissed

>>7719367
He should move out away from these primitives somewhere nicer, there should be cheap places available elsewhere without getting involved into the Stone Age antics of savage and feral chompers

>>7719380
What

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>>7715934

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>>7719400
wow fug you anon. #notallpreds

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>>7719361

>>7719483
>humans
What is this disgusting shit

Who else is desperately trying to finish their drawings/stories for TT tomorrow?

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>>7719380
And now it is explained how JoJo goes so well with Zootopia

>>7719387
You betcha.
Pasta is one of the few things you can translate 1:1 from our world to Zootopia.
Seriously, you need to remove meat but you can add insects, so the number of combinations of ingredients is still huge, and many ingredients can be brought directly

>>7719507
Hello brother

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>>7719507
Me! Good news is that I finally have an idea to draw.

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>>7719379
Are you saying Beaver carries around a bottle of my sweat?!

... I mean, that's dedicated... I don't think Raccoon has a bottle of Beaver's sweat...

>>7719361
Nick being held by larger people is very cute and there needs to be more art of this

>>7719507
Me me me. I have one draw, but need to make more

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>>7719507
Already finished but mostly because I didn't try to make huge shit and just a picture.

>>7719126
I think the idea that preds are going to riot and enact widespread indiscriminate reprisal for a small cabal's secret plot is exactly the kind of notion that perpetually needlessly terrified prey would have.

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>>7718520
Thanks for the link, anon.
...sorry about your request though, this wasn't my best

>>7719524
>Are you saying Beaver carries around a bottle of my sweat?!
Beaver's a weird guy.

>>7719601
Haha that's great. Godspeed lil' hustlers.

>>7719583
Thanks again for taking this request. It came out great.

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>>7718924
I passed out after the VRbit thing and this is am amazin thing to wake up to.

Except for the text, of course.

That's just wrong.

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Well, I think it is time to say goodnight /ztg/!
See you in a few hours!

>>7719518
Where are the meatballs though

>>7719675
Goodnight!

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>>7719524
>>7719616
What can I say?

There's good money in harvesting VRbit sweat.

>>7719675
Night, Siggy! Sleep well, man. Don't let the gray foxes bite!

>>7719675
Bye bye baby bouncing boar boy

>>7719675
buenonotte!

>>7717978
>Panel 1
>あ~さっぱりした
Judy: "Ah~ all clean"

>Panel 2
>ニック
Judy: "Hey Nick"

>Panel 4
>寝ちゃったの?
Judy: "Dozed off already?"
>びょ~ん
SFX: byo~n (pull)
>みみ
Ear
>うっ
Nick: *groan*

Panel 5
>ぐいっ
SFX: gui (fwip)

>>7717989
>Panels 1-2
>もぞもぞ
SFX: mozo mozo (shuffle shuffle)
>ぐい
SFX: gui (fwip)

>Panel 3
>よし。。。と
Judy: "Much better..."

>Panel 4
>当然
>起きてる
OF COURSE
HE'S ACTUALLY AWAKE
>にんじん。。。
>何の拷問だ
Nick (thought bubbles): "Carrots...
Why are you torturing me"
>付き合ってない
NOT DATING YET

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>>7719332
>any type of Fox I can find a different catch

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There's so many ways for Zootopians to have an "impure" relationship
>Gay
>Pred and Prey
>Interspecies
>Unholy combinations of those three

I can't imagine that the idea of a nuclear family was ever a thing

>>7719675
Goodnight a_sig, see ya tomorrow!

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>>7719400
Here's your {Ewe}

>>7719705
Reminder we know little of their social customs

Oh NOW I decide I want to write for TT after all. Maybe I'll have time tomorrow.

>>7719741
Please, do tell, anon.

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>>7719705
cnt imgne a nucler family looking @ ur mom & dad kukboi

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>>7719705
but they're so cute

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>>7719723
here's your {ewe}(male)

>>7719741
Nick and Judy make a nominal agreement to not do anything special to mark the sappy occasion, but each has their own ideas.

>>7719705
Surrogacy is probably a common career in Zootopia.

>>7719756
damn, clicking too fast. See >>7719802

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>>7719805

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For a long time, we just stand there watching, and suddenly I hear Marty sniffle. I look down to see him staring intently at the chess-players, wiping his nose on his sleeve. "It's just a matter of time till they bulldoze the block."

"What?"

"Pack Street. I get it now. They're cramming us all in one place so it'll be easier to get rid of us." He nods, stoically.

"...'us' who?"

He doesn't look up. "Us preds. I can see it. They hate us. Hell, YOU hate us, and you're willing to show me all this. God only knows what Little Big Horn over there would do."

"Man, it's not quite like--"

"You don't have to sugarcoat it, Remmy. Just know that when the time comes, we're not going down without a fight."

>>7719809
Cute! That actually seems a lot like something they would do. Please write it, anon.

I've just got a story about a narcissistic stag that gets fucking wrecked throughout Valentine's day. It's turning out to be the least comfy idea I've ever had.