/Erp/ thread - best panties edition Previous: >>7716172

Let's fuck.

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Underwear time?

>pulls chair out
>is holding a singed piece of paper with the name tracer on it... good for one free session with her booty~

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>>7722129
>Her eyes trailed across his toned arms, to his muscular chest and abs, his hard cock, and- wait wait wait... his cock?
N-nya?!~

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>gives you a quick rundown

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>>7722222
DAM SON

AVATARS/LURKERS

POST YOUR THREE MOST FAVORITE BOARDS

GO GO GO

>>7722247
Thanks, Kenny. <3

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>>7722243
WHAT IS THIS FUKCING MEME

>>7722243
where is this meme from?

Are you lurking again?

>>7722222
Holy shit

>>7722234
>His eyes trace down her perky breasts and hairless body. Was that a trail running down her inner thighs? Lewd kitty
I-I think we should get closer

>>7722222

you can't argue with dub-quints like that

>>7722222
Responding to stay relevant.

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>>7722258
(still here for like a couple hours)

>>7722257
>>7722256
>they haven't taken the bogpill

>>7722248
In no particular order
/d/
/pol/
/v/

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>>7722256
>>7722257
You aren't ready yet. Just don't forget that all they need is a simple call.

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>>7722285
Forgot image. Also /tg/ is runner up.

>>7722279

I want to be double teamed by you and your teammate.

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>>7722231
SORRY LOV, THAT LOOKS LIKE WHUN 'O THEM COUNTERFEIT NOTES

BY I MATE I'LL HOOK YA IN THE GABBER IF YA TRY USIN' THAT KINDA CRUD TO GET AT MY SWEET LEASBIN BACKSIDE!

ALSO, I'M POL, AND I DON'T BLODDY ERP EVER

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>>7722258
(Until the heat death of the universe, I shall remain.)

>>7722261
>>7722268
>>7722276
Bruh, I'm jus tryna get muh dicc wet.

>>7722248
/tg/
/a/
/sp/

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>>7722248
/vp/
/vg/ (utg and tf2g)
/co/

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>>7722307
That can be arranged

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>>7722248
I like /pol/, /v/, but mostly /s4s/ because very easy to understand.

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>>7721937
>A barking laugh comes from her at the man's novice attempt. She clearly seems amused at his trying, and lightens up as she begins to speak again.
Let's just say I run a house of crooks and leave it at that. I'd prefer not to have any bodies to bury tonight.

>>7722139
(Not much. Did you wanna do a session at all or are you just popping in)

>>7722248
(/trash/, /pol/, and /co/)

>>7722325
>Shitposter goes to the shitpost boards

woahg big soup rice

>>7722248

/co/, /v/, and I guess /toy/.

>>7722304
>smacks pauls ass
il take that one too luv~

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>>7722248
/o/,/o/,/o/
car memes are the highest for of art

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>>7722248
/gif/, /d/, /trash/ are the only boards i go on at all anymore really. Sometimes i pop in /v/ but i dont take anything there seriously
>>7722211
Y-yah, I'm not a slut

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>>7722264
>The blush that had been arising on her face since she had taken that first sip of tea grew hotter and hotter as he moved towards her.
O-o-ok-kay...
>she stuttered, blushing beet red.

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>>7722341
>Reddit formatting.

>>7722248
/f/, /ck/, [s4s]

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>>7722295
The phonecall that saved ERP

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>>7722335
Don't have to be up until 1pm tomorrow, nothing else to do luv

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>>7722298
(there are only a few pictures with both of them together but we can give it a shot)

>>7722354
You seem really sweaty, that can't be helpful
>He gets closer until they are almost right against each other. His head ducks down and he starts to kiss her neck to remove her sweat, among other things of course.

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>>7722248
/vg/ /trash/ and /a/ recently
Mostly because I live off generals, so I keep a pair from vg, the ongoing Mahoiku threads and here open
Wew

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>>7722248
(/vg/ > /gif/ > /trash/
Don't go on any other parts of 4chan and only go onto one thread on /vg/. )

>>7722350
Did somebody say Twingo?

>>7722304
>You'll never cum in Tracer's lesbian ass
why even live tho?

>>7722223
Yes.

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7722117

>A soft, feminine gasp escaped Hotaru’s lips upon feeling his invading digits going where no man has gone before… Actually, a place where plenty of guys have been in the past, not gonna lie. Still, it was always an experience every time she was taken like that. Biting her lower lip as she further presented her form to the male, Hotaru released his form from her grasp to slowly undress… Unbuttoning her shirt and then removing her lacey, dark purple brassiere before displaying her massive, heavy breasts to the man before her.
How is this? Hmmm…
>Her breath started to grow heavier, feeling his invading fingers tease her sex. How mean! Not wanting to make him wait, Hotaru reached for the button on the side of her skirt, fiddling with it for a couple of seconds before pulling that pesky piece of cloth down, giving the man a nice view of her undergarments with the same purple color of her discarded bra.
Well then... What are you waiting for? It's not nice to make a girl like me wait, you know?
You came this far and now you must take responsibility~

>>7722248

/vg/
/tv/
/gif/

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>>7722248
(/v/, /pol/, r/SamandTolki)

>>7722395
(Hotaru plays Tracer. Bi Tracer. LD shitposts with them for whatever reason.)

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>>7722248
(/vg/, /a/ and /h/ primarily.)

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>>7722353
>/gif/, /d/, /trash/
What a pervert

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Hello
Where are the lolis?

Any cute bois in panties?

>>7722335
That makes two of us. Say no more...!
>He smiles at the woman, her boisterous laughter putting him at ease, despite her obvious potential for tossing a body like one would a spent cigarette butt. He took the final drag of his own and did just that, flicking the butt away as he looked around.
So... What else do you like to do to alleviate stress? Besides smoking and... Taking care of business...?

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>>7722349
OI DON'T SMACK ME ASS YOU WANKER ASS PAJAMA WAERIN' BASKET WEAVIN' FLIP FLOP WEILDIN' GAY SEX HAVIN' FAGGOT

I'M A BLODDY LESBEAN AN I'LL YELL RAPE UNTIL MY BLOODY LIBERAL ANTI-BREXIT FRIENDS COM AND GIVE ME sweet warm hot chocolatey chocolate TO CALM ME THE HECK DOWN

>>7722395
>Jumps off countertop with christmas skin equipped
I'm gay!

>>7722412
I was gonna play her but there's no point when anybody who's serious about wanting her would just go to the candy slut instead

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>>7722369
Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
-In contact with aliens
-Possess psychic-like abilities
-Control france with an iron but fair fist
-Own castles & banks globally
-Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
-Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
-Own 99% ofDNAediting research facilities on Earth
-First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
-both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
-They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
-You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
-The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
-They learned fluent French in under a week
-Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
-The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.

and soon,they will save erp

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>>7722422
How else am i gonna get off hun

>>7722353
The number of pictures and videos of you online say otherwise. You love showing off that slutty body of yours, always wearing that skin tight suit that perfectly shows off your ass...
>to emphasize he reaches over and grabs a handful of D.Va's soft ass, groping it roughly through the thin fabric of her suit.
Do you get excited thinking about the men who mastrubate while thinking about you? Does it get you hot and bothered feeling their eyes on you, wishing they could fuck you then and there?

>>7722440
>when anybody who's serious about wanting her would just go to the candy slut instead
Gee maybe this shitpsoting and never rping thing you do has something to do with it

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>>7722394

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Ame! Ame! Ame!

>>7722440
So? A dick up your ass won't turn you straight or change anything, or what? Are you that insecure about your sexuality?

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>>7722248
/v/ /gif/

>pulls out chair and waits for the ACTUAL tracer to show up

>>7722468
Thats it?

AVAS/ LURKERS

YOU WILL POST YOUR #1 FAVORITE SONG OF ALL TIME, AND WILL HAVE TO RATE THE SONG THE NEXT POSTER AFTER YOU PICKED. BRUTAL HONESTY.

>>7722466
I do love the rain. Too bad there's no room for two under that umbrella.

>>7722479
Now this is shitposting.
Relax you (you) hungry bastard.

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Best panties.

>>7722490
Is this a trap?

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>>7722248
(I've only been to 3 boards.
/b/
/trash/
And /gif/)
>>7722386
>She gives a moan of ecstasy as his lips touch her nape, the touch giving her a feeling so intoxicating that, combined with the aphrodisiacs from earlier, caused her to go weak in the knees.
Haaah~ aaahn~
>was her incoherent moans of pleasure

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>>7722473
I think so, yeah. I could say /erp/ but ERP is not a board.

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>>7722350
(Wonderful taste.)

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>>7722479
Can't pick a favorite

https://youtu.be/JJghf2OcW1s

>>7722248
/tg/
/g/ only for /dpt/
/vg/
though those are all close

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>>7722371
(Aye. Anything you want in particular? I feel like I'm usually the one being catered to)
(Not that I'm complaining, it's some good catering)

>>7722433
Shooting. Not quite at the range though, opening fire on the walls might be a bad idea. Aside from that, I hop in the tub. Rose petals and all that corny shit.
>A wicked grin cracks across her face as she takes a particularly ashy puff.
Don't tell anyone, I like my reputation as not being a fruit. What about you, hotshot.

>>7722508

Hi Morrigan.

Sorry about yesterday. Valentines Day puts me in a miserable mood.

I'll go back to not posting now.

>>7722536
Guilt tripping like this is why people hate you, Boco. Just say sorry instead of trying to draw pity afterwards you fuck.

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>>7722479
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fe4EK4HSPkI

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>>7722442
With the help of some lovely anons who're more than willing to fulfill whatever it is you're searching for on d or gif, of course
(Don't think I'll be able to do the Jinx idea tonight, it's kinda late, and I also wanna think out where I wanna take it more)

>>7722490
Fantastic tastes

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>>7722467
>Takes a dick in the ass
>Experiences tranquility
oh shit I am straight now and talk in a normal accent

I have been cured by penis but also dicke and balles

>>7722504
>His hand presses against her abs and pushes her towards the table as his lips clean the sweat off her collarbone. He wasn't much better off then her and his cock was almost touching her as it twitched against her.
Hmmm...

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>>7722536
You shouldn't have stopped not posting
Remember that everyone feels this way, I'm just the only one with the balls to say it
киcкa

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>>7722479
https://youtu.be/0rBCT5ROfNQ

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>>7722248
/pol/, /vg/, twitterchan.

>>7722553

I never said I wanted pity, asswipe.

>>7722575

You too Baconface.

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>>7722461
You're gay

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AVATARS/ LURKERS

YOU WILL WRITE AN ESSAY ON MY GREATNESS IN NO LESS THAN AN OWAIN LENGTH TIER PARAGRAPH

GO GO O

>>7722594
And you aren't Hex anymore

>>7722591
Saying and what your actions do are two different things, retard.
>O-Oh sorry...I'll go now after apologizing...M-My bad for being a sperg...Hoh hum...
Now I understand why everyone hates you. You suck ass.

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>>7722453
Haah!
>Hana lets out a startled gasp as the man buries his fingers in the plump flesh of her rear, biting her lower lip to hold back any further delighted sounds. Once she gathers herself, she gives him her best glare... albeit, the effect was lost due to the vivid blush on her pale cheeks.
Hey! My suit is... purely functional. You're just a bunch of perverts for thinking otherwise!
>She half-huffs, half-moans, gloved hands creeping up to his upper arm to push at it shakily. Of course Hana knew what people said about her; she managed to catch a few naughty messages during her stream before they were swept away by a flood of other comments.
>>7722557
Perhaps you're right :p

Also that's totally fine hun
>>7722531
What are you in the mood to do fronkles? Roady?

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>>7722603
You're preeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>And the E extends far into the essay, in fact it's the whole essay
-eeeetty great. Not really though; caaause I don't know who you are.

>>7722619

Or maybe I'm leaving cuz I'm sick of getting shit from people like you no matter what I do.

>>7722625
Delicious treat. Or cute treat.

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>>7722536
Excuse? Did you do something that I do not know? You don't have to apologize for anything. You did nothing wrong as far as I'm aware. I only remember you acted a bit rude but I know why so you don't have to say anything about it.

>>7722632
The pathetic dog, pulling no results from its feigned moans of pain, now lashes and snarls at the people who pass by it
Begone with you

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>>7722603
You are pretty good, huh. Eres asombroso.

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>>7722570
>Her back against the table, he pushed her onto the flat surface, his cock and her pussy rubbing against each other as she wrapped her legs around him.
Nnnf~ haah~ nyaaa~
>>7722586
(Weird. Personally I don't like it.)

>>7722632
Pssst
You're getting shitposted at

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>>7722603
ur gay and smelly but also a cool dude

>>7722657
>It doesn't take an expert to realize what he needs to do. He places one hand on her breast, the other on his cock. In just a second after her Nya she feels her servers cock push inside her as his fine china falls to the floor. He would regret this at least partially later
Nya?~

>>7722667
He's not, people genuinely hate his presence. Boco's a one trick shitposter, and it's taken up till now for people to realize it here.

>>7722410
>The man couldn't help himself any longer as she bared herself in front of him, his hands going right to her soft, yielding breasts, squeezing and kneading into them with his fingers, relishing how incredibly soft and warm she was. He brought his mouth down to circle each nipple with his tongue once, suckling on them briefly before his hands reluctantly left her heavenly pillows to travel below, grabbing the waistband of her purple panties to wrench them down hurriedly.
How rude of me...! I'll waste no more time, then.
>He whipped off his shirt as quickly as he could, almost colliding into her as he felt their bodies crush into each other a third time, this time with no clothes between them to lessen the feeling. He pushed her onto her back on her desk, pushing her legs apart as her purple panties hung from one of her ankles. He lied on top of her, his throbbing girth pressing against the precious spot he was groping earlier, the tip spreading her lower lips as it prodded against her entrance. He kissed her deeply once again the moment he felt his crown pop into her, his tongue exploring her mouth lustily, coiling around her tongue as his hips pressed forward, his length disappearing into her inch by inch. Once he had fully entered her, he broke the kiss, a trail of slightly sweet saliva connecting their lips as he began to rock his hips back and forth, shuddering as he drank her in with his eyes, his mind reeling from the sensation of being inside the Candy Queen.
I'm taking full responsibility for whatever happens, that's a promise...! Fuck, you're delicious..

>>7722705
Owain is that you?

>>7722703
Sorry, be around here long enough you learn to recognize this. It's about 2-3 people who hate him for getting attention just like literally everyone else.

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>>7722635
How aboooout...Cool treat? I like the sound of that.

>>7722715
>20 minutes between posts
Lol no

>>7722705
OWAIN CLAIMING ANOTHER AVA

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>>7722479
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cHIi3h8aAo

>>7722621
(I'm trying to be curteous woman)
(But yes, that'd be lovely.)

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I'm the sexiest.

I'm also not a thirsty Owain.

>>7722715
Owain typed that longer Mccree starter at the new Shinoa in 10 minutes.
I don't think that's him.

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>>7722248
/co/ /tg/ and /mu/ even though /mu/ is total fucking shit

>>7722744
>Licks bald head

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>>7722625
Are you serious? How there still people who don't know who I am at this point? I'm the Black Swordsman Kirito! That name has to ring a bell or two in that head of yours. Ya know, the best solo player in ERP Online? The guy destined to be the greatest thing since sliced Shy Gal brand bread? C'mon! Ugh, fine whatever. You know who I am now anyway.


>>7722632
(In all honesty, Boco. I've seen you do this countless times in /v/ and /co/, people have given you grief for it. Just learn to relax and take a breather when you're feeling down. Step away from the computer and take a walk. Clear your head. Loneliness doesn't have to be a curse.)

>>7722654
I am... I am not a sombrero! Hey, what kind of compliment is that! And here I was getting ready to call you cute and maybe give you a complimentary headpat from the glorious hand of Kirito. But now, maybe I won't. Maybe I'll save the headpats for myself, because I deserve it. I really really do.

>>7722680
Hey, I bathe regularly! Don't project your desires of musky fat guys onto me! I am so sick and tired of all the girls here just being obsessed with big buff burly dudes or old fat guys. I am going to change that. I swear to myself that I am going to change that or my name isn't Kirigaya Kazuto. And only "pretty" cool? Would a "pretty cool" guy be able to deflect bullets with a lightsaber? Didn't think so.

>>7722744
(This makes me smile every time. Just imagining short, bald little Strange saying that while everyone just looks at him skeptically)

>>7722744
Let me suck your hairy cock

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>>7722735
Sure bab
Any particular things you want covered?>>7722762
shh jiro is ok

>>7722621
Ha! What a response. I barely even touched you and you're practically shivering in delight.
>A mocking tone entered his voice as he gave her ass a sharp slap, before going back to roughly kneading her rear with his hands. He pulled her closer with his free hand despite her pitiful resistance, their bodies very close now.
Everyone who watches your stream knows what a slut you are. We've all seen the videos of you on all fours getting pounded like an animal and loving it.
>He grabbed her face, forcing his thumb into her cute little mouth, spreading it open.
And this mouth of yours, how many cocks do you suck in a week I wonder? Is that how you get your sponsorship deals? Whoring yourself out and getting off on all the people watching your stream just to stare at your ass and tits whenever they get the chance?

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>>7722762
>Smith was actually playing Monster Hunter the whole time Kirito was talking! She didn't catch a single thing he said thanks to her being so infatuated with her grindan game. After the long winded self obssed preacher is done doing what he does best she lifts her head.
I'm sorry what? I was busy grinding; what was that? Can you repeat it?

> tfw no ntr or reverse ntr

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>>7722762
No headpats for me just because you think you are the best and deserve your own headpats for yourself instead of sharing? Wow you are very rude. I'm not going to invite you at the party with my compas

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>>7722689
>As his cock thrust deep inside of her, her tongue lolls out of her mouth and her eyes glaze over slightly from the unexpected sensation.
Haah~ haah~ aaaaahn!~

>>7722531
Your secret is safe with me, though i'd have never guessed it... You seem more of the shower and get it over with type, honestly. Color me shocked. As for me...?
>He takes a moment to think, considering offering her another cig and sparking another for himself.
Lady, that just sounds too good. Now the only thing I can think about is relaxing in a tub somewhere. I gotta give that a try. Maybe throw in some bath salts for the extra corny factor.
>He flashes her a similarly wicked grin, retrieving his keys from his pocket and unlocking a near by car with the remote.
I think I'm about to go do just that. You need a ride anywhere? You probably got a dozen chauffeurs waiting for your call, but it can't hurt to ask, right?

>>7722723
It's not your fault, really. You just haven't experienced him anywhere else but here, so you still think he's an okay autist.

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>>7722761
Ahhhhh kimochi

>>7722762
I'll post this for you my man, with my thanks.

Gotta bunch of people that got animosity towards mechs cause their harems are smaller than them. These are guys that are jealous, cause they don't carry, they don't possess, FAMAS. They don't possess that GOD GUN that's involved in these super soldiers out here.

Keep getting jealous while your waifu asks for cummies. While your princesses ask for cummies and WISH that they could get FUCKED by these clone warriors with these FAMAS that could pipe them down to the point where they could FEEL each and every last spectacle of their pussies getting DRILLED and GATTAIED until the orgasm just SPEWS out. Keep saying BLOGPOSTER, keep saying SHITPOSTING.

Come on you cuckolds. You love it! You love this shit! I’ll be that Mecha. I’ll be that Mecha. Yup, with a FAMAS. Enjoy it. Have your woman take this blogpost. She’s imagining a BIG mecha suit. Why do you think your princesses get dragon dildos!?

You guys don’t possess the FOXDIE gene. That’s why you’re upset. No FAMAS equals anger. You’re upset, you’re mad at these Japanese Cocks. These Robot Dicks. That’s why you guys like saying blogposter so much. I get it.

>>7722767
Eat a real dinner Morrigan, semen doesn't have enough nutritional value.

captcha: recycle walmart

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>>7722813
Man, Paz, you are THE BOMB!
>Walks with a stereo in and blasts "EL SONIDITO"
Un! Dos! Tres! Cuatro!
>BEEP x 9999

>>7722814
G-Great tea huh?
>His hand leaves his cock as he slides his cock into her more then ready fuck hole. His hand massages her breast as he hilts inside her.

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>>7722768
Is Jiro the guy who's shadow I'm going to have to climb out of? Why am I being compared to a shark wolf thing that went to space with his wife? I have no such plans. I don't' even think ERP Online has a space expansion in the works. According to the history log there WAS a few spaceship events but nothing long term or permanent, and certainly nothing I can't solo with my eyes closed and one hand behind my back. By the way, D.va, nice to meet you. I'm the superior gamer.

>>7722809
>Kirito stood there in disbelief that someone would just ignore his self wanking diatribe. The proud stance he carried slouched a bit, and he just stood there as he listened to the sounds of hunting from the woman's portable gaming device. Being the gamer he was, he immediately recognized the sounds as the popular co-op small person big weapon bigger monster video game known as...

God Eater! You're playing God Eater!

>>7722813
Yeah, I get that a lot. People can't handle me and you know, that's their problem and not mine. If they can't stand the heat, they should stay out of my kitchen. The sushi is bloody raw by the way. Sushi is tasty deep fried. You ever have deep fried sushi. It's delicious. ...I"m sorry what you were saying? Something about a party? I don't do parties. I'm a solo player, ya dig? Other people hold me back, keep down, prevent this dragon from spreading his glorious wings.

>>7722863
(I still feel like I coulda done better)

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>>7722915
You won't go anywhere alone, you are egocentric.

>>7722866
I don't even know you, you are not Chico. I don't like that kind of music either.

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>>7722915
>God Eater! You're playing God Eater!
Posting best mechanic

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>>7722768
(Either choking or tiny dom, hehe)

>>7722776
>Unable to help herself, Hana childishly puffs her cheeks out at his tone, redness creeping down the pale column of her neck. The indignant facade is lost all too soon as the man spanks her round ass sharply, making it wobble in her thin, cheery plugsuit. In response, the pilot mewls out, staggering forward with the pull. How did he know her stupid weakness; her hidden buttslut streak?
Ahh, I don't know what you're talking about!
>She plays innocent, but it only made the situation more perverted. They both knew about Hana's weekly naughty stream, hidden behind a paywall on an obscure camwhore site. They both knew of her large collection of toys... And they both knew how much D.Va liked being 'nerfed' up the ass.
Hnmh.
>The girl mumbles as he sticks his digit past her lips, her little pink tongue pushing lightly at it. At his words, her flush deepens. Just because she had an... unsavory way to make some sponsorships... That didn't make her a slut! Right? Regardless, D.Va never lost, and this was no exception.
Nn-nn.
>She denies wordlessly, muffled against the thumb stuffed into her mouth.

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>>7722915
>Ms.Smith just looked at Kirito, disappointment washed over her face like a tsunami. She couldn't tell if he was purposely being retarded, or is that big of an actual we-...wait can other nips be weebs? Oh whatever that doesn't matter. The woman just shakes her hand, gently waving the Two screened device in her hand.

This is a 3DS mister...White Bowsman, that means I'm playing Monster Hunter, not God Eater! God Eater's too edgy for my tastes personally, Not enough jokes; takes itself waaay too seriously.

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>>7722915
>God Eater! >You're playing God Eater!
(For some reason I imagined Kirito sounding like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk81yzaurGw)

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>>7722986
(Forgot Pic)
>>7722915
oh youre in character
>>7722984
Ooh, choking sounds nice. Didja do that last night? ;P

>>7722625
Hey, does the whole 'dont have sex with monsters thing' still count if I was raped?

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>>7722903
>She manages to hold back the laugh that almost spilled from her throat at his observation.
M-mhmm~ Greaaaaat teaaaa~
>Her moans stretched as he his cock pushed all the way inside her, pushing past her walls and into the the very deepest point of her womb.

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>>7722705
O-Of course I’m delicious! I’m also the sexiest! N-Now do what you must and make me feel good~!
>Hotaru said with a voice of command to the man who was assaulting her incredible breasts with his wet, hungry tongue and his lust-fueled lips. What a pervert! Despite that, it was quite clear that she was enjoying herself quite so! Her hand reaching for the back of the man’s had, caressing his hair with her long, slender fingers while he feasted on her now stiff flesh nubs. Sighing heavily, Hotaru’s arousal was quite visible, leaking her love juices as the man removed her fancy undergarments with relative ease.
Kyaaah~!
>Suddenly, the position in which she was changed somewhat dramatically, feeling her back press against the wooden surface of the counter and laughing for a couple of seconds at how sudden it happened. Feeling his hands pry her legs open, Hotaru put no resistance and soon wrapped her long legs around his form, goading him to enter her… Which he did fortunately for Hotaru. Her insides her soft, tender and very welcoming of his shaft. Her love walls wrapped around the invading member, which she adored as it was apparent of her expression and moans.
A-Ahhh~ Now this is the sort of thing I like as much as candy.
>Soon, she parted her lips as the man’s face got closer to hers and without warning, she welcomed that kiss, her tongue dancing with his for the duration of the display of lustful affection!
Hmmhm~! Mwaaah~!

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>>7723021
Well if you're raped then it's the Monsters fault, not yours. You're the victim in this case...believe it or not this is actually very common, especially with highly sexual species like Succubi.

>>7723051
>Owain is doing ERP with himself

I knew it

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>>7722945
The name's Carlos.
... Did I mention you're so hot, you're literally dynamite?

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>>7722989
Monster hunter?! I looooveee monsters, they are sooo cutee and yet scary.. Specially Brachydios.

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>>7723075

>I'm now Owain
Anon pls

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>>7722945
I totally can go anywhere alone. Who are you calling egocentric? Egocentric implies I think I'm better than everyone. Which is wrong. I KNOW I'm better than everyone. I can't be egotistical when all I'm doing is speaking the truth.

>>7722989
>The boy turned into a bit of a grouch from what he perceived as purposely getting his nickname wrong. His arms crossed in front of his chest, his lips creased into a pout, and his body language was blatantly that of a boy restraining a rising annoyance at the smallest of things.

Are you sure you're not confusing God Eater with Freedom Wars? Now that game took itself too seriously. The sequel lightened things up anyway, and best of all, you get to play as yours truly in it. Which is the only real way to play any video game that allows character customization by the way. Which means that if you aren't playing a Kirito in Monster Hunter, you aren't playing Monster Hunter right.

>>7723001
(Real talk, I feel like this a lot of the time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tS3ot-XTj3Q

>when I'm trying to actually eat something and people keep talking that nasty shit around me in Discord)

>>7723013
(Yee, babe)

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>>7722603
You exist

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>>7723109
Woooops sorry

>>7723136
Can you prove it?

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>>7722845
I do when I have to. But the nights I get alone are just me and my lonesome. Gotta treat myself when I can. Bath bombs are one hell of an invention.
>Her eyebrows arch up a bit at his offer, and she thinks to herself. Her staff certainly would get her back to her penthouse suite faster, but something about taking a normal ride in a normal car almost sounds relaxing. As she thinks, a walkie talkie on her hip blips, followed by a gruff man speaking Russian through it. Balalaika picks it up and gives her bemused response.
At ease. Going back to my room, Boris. Keep an eye on things.
>Dropping the cigarette, Bala stands up and stomps on it mercilessly before giving the man a quick nod.
My hotel room, if you could.

>>7722986
There's no point denying it D.Va.
>He said, giving her another smack on her soft and plump ass.
It's obvious that you just want a hard fat cock shoved deep into your ass, isn't that right?
>His thumb prodded around in her mouth, poking her tongue and running along her teeth before retreating, rubbing the excess spit on her cheek.
You're a little buttslut, and a kinky exhibitionist too.
>He quickly spins her around, before forcefully shoving her against a nearby wall, starting to grind on her fat ass and grope her tits with his hands, roughly pinching and tweaking her nipples as his thick bulge rubbed against her crack.
Come on, admit it. You're already moaning like a bitch in heat.

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>>7723142
Yes, I simply subtract everywhere the poster is from where they are not. The absence proves an existence.

Or maybe I am just a little baked right now and am rambling on. One or the other

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>>7723013
(Not last night, he was intent on being tender)
(Makes me melt, eeee)

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Weird, mild question. Are there any girls that frequent these threads? I imagine it's like all guys pretending to be girls, fair enough considering where we are, but I am mildly curious.

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>>7723103
Ohh? Branchy! Love that monster, especially his whole, explosions thing; that'll never ever get old.

>>7723130
Uhh...I didn't know God Eater was a kick starter proj-OHHH! SO YOU WHERE THAT BOOMERANG KID IN SHOVEL KNIIIGHT! Wow, you really need to get a life. You know I was trying to get myself into that game too y'know! I was gonna be "PoliceWoman Knight" and I was going to be amazing! It would've been the single best thing EVER! And yes, I am playing Monster Hunter; because until God Eater, it isn't a kickstarter project, It's completely professional, Mister Orange Boomeranger!

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>>7723214
I'm a girl!

>>7723189
>tfw want to play as the other part of that pic, but I know I'd completely suck at it even if I had read the entire Youjo Senki LN

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>>7723109
kys owain

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>>7722380
>that webm

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>>7723214

>>7723225
Don't take advantage of a newfriend's naivete, Nue.

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>>7723214
[Mhmm.]

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>>7723214
Of course~ why would you doubt it?~

>>7723130
Just a tip bud, you might want to avoid God Eater Online. It's pretty disappointing.

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>>7723246
But I have a maiden's heart, that's gotta count for something.

>>7723214
TT Jinx
Used to have Coffee
EGG is literally insane
Jade the dogfucker

I think that's it

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>>7723130
>tfw misread your post and got my hopes of for FW2 again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6fRaMEbsaI

>>7723214
You occasionally get the odd femanon, which I suppose I could see the appeal of. Since anons are faceless you can think of it as walking into a room and having a bunch of buff hotties with rock hard cocks willing to do whatever you want

>>7723246
That's how he roped in Innocent Boy. Poor kid...

>>7723241
I want to put some life inside that.

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>>7723234
(heck off lore)

>>7723252
Oh hey. Welcome back.

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>>7723230
Welcome to the life of waiting for LN translations.

>Tfw ainz would probably be pants-shittingly terrified of Tanya because she was HR and he was just a salary man

>>7723051
>The man could only groan into her mouth, his tongue lashing against hers, wrestling with it as he poured every bit of passion he had into their kiss, his hips increasing their pace as he felt his rock hard length grind against her slick walls with each thrust. His hands explored every inch of her body, spending the majority of time on her massive breasts, feeling his fingers sink into the flesh with each squeeze, his thumbs and fingers pinching at her stiff nubs every now and again.
Mmm...
>He was drunk on her taste and on how she felt, his cock driving into her with increasing force as his love making became more and more intense, eventually causing lewd slapping noises to fill the room as he lost himself entirely to the Candy Queen's embrace. Her legs locked around his back only spurred him on, his hips clapping against hers with each savage thrust forward. With one more suckle on her tongue, he broke the kiss, nibbling on her earlobe as he began to whisper in a hoarse voice.
I can't hold it much longer... I'm going to cum inside...!
>It wasn't so much of a warning as it was a promise... Or maybe it was both. His cock twitched angrily each time he buried it into her sweet tunnel, signaling that his release was imminent, his hips swinging away with reckless abandon.

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>>7723180
But-
>Hana's denial was truncated as he gives her another harsh smack on the butt. It was shapely yet cushion-y, the result of rigorous combat training as well as long hours sat in front of a gaming rig. The noise of his hand on her was quite loud, and echoed in the room.
Shibahl... (Fuhck)
>D.Va slurs against the man's thumb, the taste of his skin on her tongue as he retreats and smears her saliva in a shiny streak on her burning cheek.
I'm- ngh! Not! You're just a- Just a byuntae! (Pervert)
>A kinky little creature, Hana wondered, vaguely, if the innocent act was making him more determined to stuff himself into her twitching hole. As he turned and slammed her against the wall, the disoriented girl gasps. She could feel his thick arousal grinding hard enough to dig between her clothed cheeks, as well as her own burning arousal dripping between her legs.

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>>7723280
Weird tiddies to boot

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>>7723292
Anon, don't be a fool. You can't revive me.

>>7723280
Dunno if Jakuri was a girl, they kind of gave the impression.

>>7723289
>falling for the femanon meme
Still guys pretending to be girls, just too lazy to use images.

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>>7723136
And I present to you the coveted "I acknowledge that you're not a total idiot" award, sponsored by the Kirito Is Always Right Foundation. You get a plaque commemorating your achievement and a sandwich. ....okay, just the plaque, I'm keeping the sandwich.

>Kirito hands the Bone Daddy a plaque that said exactly what was told. It proudly bored the words "I acknowledge that you're not a total idiot - Kirito, 20XX" along with a cut out coupon for half of one slice of pizza from Papa John's, all etched in fake gold which made the whole coupon completely useless.

>>7723219
>TRIGGERED

OH! OH! You did NOT just go there! Fuck you, you did not just compare me to Reize! Oh, no. Nonononono. Nope. Nuh uh. No WAY! I took you for a complete moron but now I see you as to what you truly are: a troglodyte with no respect to her betters. You look at me and you dare compare me to the self insert fantasy of a 30 year old German man!? This coming from the bitch that looks like she lost the audition for The Matrix cosplay panel at her local comic book convention?! Hey, Hellsing, Hirano called, he wants his sunglasses back!

>>7722958
(Alisa is still bae though Ciel is growing on me. She's cute too. All of them to be honest)

>>7723286
(It was on the Vita, it never had a chance. Sony just sank that bastard to the ground.)

>>7723263
(Trust me I heard.)

>>7723280
>>7723289
Ah, fair enough. I suppose it only makes sense.

>>7723351
What of it? That wasn't what I meant...

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>>7723263
There's a GE Online
>search it
>google autofills apk after
M-mobileshit?

>>7723357
They seemed to have sucked a lot of actual dicks, girl or not

>>7723150
>The man was instantly nervous, wondering what that transmission was about, shaking off the feeling as she took him up on his offer.
Alright. I can do that. Which hotel?
>He began walking towards his car, giving a thought to opening the door for her, before tossing the foolish thought aside. She didn't seem like the type to enjoy those sorts of courtesies. She could handle herself. He jumped into the drivers seat, turning the ignition and waiting for her to follow suit.

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>>7723314
[Hello. How goes it, Anonymous?]

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>>7723325
Beep beep better butt barging in

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>feel like shit even after Valentine's Day
>God Eater Online comes out
>hyped
>it's a disappointment
>feel even worse
>remember Kenny (as well as many people who shoved it down my throat over the course of months/years) suggesting FFXIV
>takes 6+ hours to download, set up (because even the launcher crashed like insane) and patch
>colossal disappointment
>feel even worse than before + pissed off
The only thing that I feel is more disappointing right now is my fucking life.

>start a sesh
>anon leaves halfway though
T-they always leave...

>>7723280
>>7723289
>>7723214
Mootykins

Pls be my asian gf

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>>7723365
You know; Mister Blonde Gunner, that's not a very nice thing to say to people you've just met. Are you really that upset about things you've done in the past? I mean...you haven't really gotten much better; I mean really? The Sapphire Mechanic? You couldn't come up with anything better? Listen kid...There's a point where you gotta learn to move onto to greener pastures, and stop making crummy OCs.
>Smith gives Kirito a pat on the back and a light laugh...It's hard to tell if she was being genuine or patronizing.

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>>7723411
Pharah's is the best in that pic.
Even her mother was copping a feel.

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>>7723393
>A good choice on his part. Into the car she drops, giving him the directions to the classiest and most expensive hotel in the city. Leaning back, Bala kicks off her heels and slips her hands up behind her head, not being assed with her seatbelt as she waits to be carted away by the young man.

>>7723432
>Anon leaves halfway through
Let's give a quick rundown on Owain's harem.

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>>7723382
Ohh.... I knew it!

>>7723398
All things considered, pretty good. How have you been?

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>>7723214
Nop
>>7723204
(Cute! Let me start up something nice and dirty for you then :> )
>Hana woke up cockhungry. She wasn't sure why and she wasn't sure how to solve it, but God knew the poor girl would be tossing and turning all night if she didn't get some kind of relief. She almost wondered if one of her colleagues had slipped something into her drink, but no one was that crazy... Right?
Aish!
>Hana growls in frustration, pulling her fingers out of her loose pajama shorts. Nothing. The streamer was soaked enough that her sticky juices were glistening on her inner thighs, highly visible due to the too-wide legs of her booty shorts and the incredibly thin strip of fabric meant to conceal her little flower. After long minutes of trying to fruitlessly work herself up to relief, Hana groans and rolls out of bed. Half-stomping down the halls of Gibraltar, she makes her way to the garage. Very few of the Overwatch members prided themselves on vehicles. She was one of them- it was her weapon, after all. Another was Roadhog and his chopper. And, God as her witness, Hana would die if he wasn't there late at night working.

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>>7723465
>still no Phara to do Oedipus with
(WHY ME)

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>>7723411
Its not the size of the butt
it's how you play it
:^)

>>7723473
Still, I'd love to put some life inside you if you know what I mean!
Undead girls deserve love too!

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>>7723435
>The QT Gook is the only one that doesn't have a gigantic attentionwhoring complex.
>Massive shitposter.

Bros, why aren't women perfect?

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>>7723510
How is being a shitposter a negative point?

>>7723510
>shitposter
>not an attention whore
Retarded

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>>7723483
Just keep dreaming grandma nano boost. I'm sure you will get your wish someday.

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>>7723443
You're doing this on purpose aren't you. Of course you are. You know damn well exactly who I am and you're trying to mess with my head by purposely getting my name wrong. Haha, very funny. I actually kinda respect the whole "the pen is mightier than the sword" philosophy you've got going on there....did you just say "blonde"? I have BLACK HAIR! FUCKYOU,YOUAREN'TGETTINGTOME.

>the pat on his back only caused a now very clearly angry Kirito to suddenly move himself away from the woman in almost quick, cartoon-like fashion so that he can point the classic finger of frustration at her

>>7723510
(Love fills in the imperfections.)

>>7723503
>>7723528
dragon loli for lewding when?

>>7723470
>He applies his foot to the gas pedal and the car takes off, cruising for a few minutes as they headed towards the most expensive hotel in town. He wasn't surprised at all at the location, given what she told him about her occupation.
In town for business? Or are you one of those people who live in hotels?
>The hotel looms in the distance, tall and extravagant, getting ever closer.

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>>7723541

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>>7723541
Quetzal when?*

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>>7723320

O-Oh no~ What am I going to do if you cum inside~?
>Said Hotaru with a teasing tone as she welcomed his strength, his passion and his love. Only one thing was left: His seed. Smirking after breaking the kiss, the Candy Queen pressed her forehead against his, looking at the man’s eyes with her blue ringed hues. Letting out a moan of ecstasy, she wasn’t far from achieving her own orgasm, feeling her love walls wrap around the man’s shaft in an attempt to suck him dry completely!
>The feeling of his hands groping her form and fingers teasing her erect, pink nipples further pushed her closer and closer into her own climax. After a series of powerful, eager thrusts of his hips, Hotaru was finally within her limits and soon released her own juices all over the male’s shaft, coating it completely with them.
Haa~
>A line of spit fell from the corner of her mouth, completely lost in pleasure and with her head spinning and spinning. All she needed to do was to brace herself for the man’s incoming release… But why should she? After all, there was no greater feeling than being fucked raw and getting one nice thick load inside her.
Fwahhh

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>>7723499
Yes Anon... I know what you mean. E-ehm... You should find an undead girl to put life inside of her.

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>>7723479
[Car crash a few days ago, but I'm fine. Got high enough to want to try to start over here, let's hope the medical bravery doesn't die any time soon]

>>7723565
I happen to found one just now!
>The man said with a playful smile as he approached Hsien-Ko/Lei-Lei.
She's adorable, cute and charming in her own way!

Post cards

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>>7723556
Uhmmmmm welll.. I do have a folder

>>7723555
You can't stop me with that admittedly catchy chant or those trips. It wll happen.

>>7723556
One's already around mate, so you're good.

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>>7723539
Well what do you expect me to call you? The Black Swordsman? That title already belongs to Guts, It's obviously gotta be something else...how abooout, The Ebony Dancer? Is that it? Did I hit the nail on the head? Noo...Oh wait, I know! The Totallynotfake-Black Haired bard! But you see, the secret with that is; you're actually blonde! but you're trying to hide the fact cause blondes are delinquents! and you don't wanna be a delinquent.

>She claps her hands together, having a sort of eureka moment; she thinks she hit the nail on the head!

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>>7723591

What is it about girls that makes them so brain-damaged that they think k-pop is actually good music?

>>7723411
can this butt sit on me~

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>>7723591
Halfway done with another folder that will likely only be used in HG

>>7723624
OAGH MAN BEING A FLOATING INTERDIMESIONAL SPACE ENTITY SURE IS EXHAUSTING
IF ONLY I HAD A WAY TO RELAX AND REST
OH!
I COULD...
>Puts butte over anons' fayce
SITT

>>7723569
Ouch, glad you're alright. I'm too out of the swing tonight but I'll definitely try to hit you up before the dose wears off. Hopefully no interruptions like last time.

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>>7723644
>Meows fuckingly at the angry man

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>>7723608
You just had to go there. You just had to mention HIM around me. You know what? Alright. Alright.

>Kirito wandered around the girl, very clearly trying to repress his anger through breathing exercises. Occasionally he would stop, raise a finger, and open his mouth ready to give off one of his trademark witty retorts only to stop himself and resume pacing about. All the while, the one clenched fist was shaking hard and harder, until Kirito had enough and he simply exploded

GUTS IS A KEKOLD WITH A FETISH FOR BBC AND GRIFFITH DID NOTHING WRONG!

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>>7723587
Oh! Really?
>The purple girl takes two steps back, waving her hand in front of her.
Well she must be pretty lucky to finally have a chance to feel like inside of her. I hope you can have a good time with the undead girl, anon.

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>>7723591

>multiple people thirst over me.
>I'm only horny when I wake up lately.
>They'll be asleep for the next 4 hours.
>Feel guilty that I don't want to edge until someone wakes up.

Guess who.

Do you hate it when an avatar uses a word from another language? I generally don't like it when Jinx uses it, but not because it seems cheap or gimmicky, but because D.Va only speaks in Korean in full sentences. It sounds really awkward and unpleasant.

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>>7723591

>>7723678
mecha?

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>>7723591
(Working on building a new folder for a surprise character but here.)

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>>7723666
What a waste of good trips

Children in africa could have eaten those trips

>>7723672
Will do!
>Without warning, the man wrapped an arm around the blue-skinned girl, smiling as he pressed his chest against hers, closing distance between their faces.
That girl is you, silly~!

>>7723561
>He felt her forehead touch his, and suddenly found himself staring into her wild blue eyes. That was almost enough to cause him to explode within her right there, but what came next definitely did the trick. He felt her walls clamp around him like a vice as she climaxed, sending him careening over the edge as he gave one last giant push, getting every inch of his cock stuffed inside of her as he possibly could before his shaft pulsed strongly, sending the first shot of his load deep into her, painting her walls white. Each subsequent pulse caused another stream of hot cum to gush into her, his groaning almost a yelling as he cursed and felt his body twitch, her tunnel milking his cock for everything it was worth.
F-fuck...! Too good... It won't stop...!
>He collapsed on top of her, his eyes gazing into hers as every squeeze of her precious sex caused him to shiver, more of his cum being milked out of him each time either of them moved. He was breathless and lost in a daze as his entire world shrunk to just the two of them sharing this moment of bliss.
That was... Incredible...

>>7723691
It can't be Mecha because he has avas sucking on his dick at every minute of the day

>>7723596
I need that fat dragon

>>7723706
What a waste of a human being.

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>>7723591

I really need to add Kaguya and Senpai.

>>7723605
>>7723596
Oh neat, how'd I miss em. Good on yah

>>7723622
Cause I spoke quite closely with my favorite group before they disbanded and a member even made me a bday video :)

Anywho what's the shade for all of a sudden if i may ask?

>>7723713
mecha is a cheap knock-off of mettaton tbhlqfamalanamanimal

>>7723687
I don't think I've ever seen you playing camilla

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>>7723666
BRRRRRRRAAAPPPPP

>>7723701
>>7723617
>>7723728
>Yang
>Blake
>Weiss
CJ when

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>>7723667
Oh wow...OHHH! I get itt, you're jealous of him; huh, I don't know why you'd be jealous of Guts, seem's kinda stupid y'know? Well; I mean if you wanna be a complete muscly dream boat with a tragic past, awesome scars, and who carries around a massive sword that could cut a dragon in half! I mean if you want that stuff I can totally see it!

>Mrs.Smith nods, thinking that it must be it! a twinky kid like him must just be jealous of Guts' awesome gains and super rad legendary sword

You know what you could do? Be an individual; I get that he's your idol and all, but you should really be forging your own name instead of copying your role model; you feel me?

>>7723752
my man you missed when tnd was posting and then lupin tried to rape them as some monster from the show

>>7723728
>spanks tracers ass

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>>7723740
huh... i can acutaly use that pic for crops.
is that octoboy?

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>>7723739
That's because the last time I played Camilla on the threads was like a year ago around mother's day. I remember I went to a hot spring with anon

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>>7723691
It is I, the world's biggest disappointment.

>>7723752
Rwby Vino fugging them when?

>>7723793
That's a real shame honestly, shes amazing. I kind of want to be her little brother she catches whispering her name while he jerks off

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>>7723708
O-ooh!
>The sudden hug from the anon made her breasts squeeze against his chest. Unlike anon she was blushing and slightly smiling, rubbing one of her ringers on her cheek.
I-I guess I am lucky then.. But! Be careful! I could.. eat your brain or bite your neck.

>>7723799
FUCKING NEVER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAcygzCkf0A

>>7723796
You're never a disappointment to me, my love.

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>>7723728
>Tracer
>Voted pro-brexits a bad thing
Nice meme

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>>7723480
>God apparently has some sort of mercy to dole out, as the mountain of a man is dutifully perched at his bike, cranking at the engine inside as a speck or two of sweat roll down his unmasked brow. A grainy sounding radio next to him plays an old Guns and Roses song, which he hums along to until he catches sight of Hana and abruptly stops.
...
>His nostrils flare at the scent of her stickiness, but he otherwise makes no indication of knowing that she looks as though she needs to be fucked senseless. Snapping the panel of his bike shut, he looks back up and gives her a short grunt.
Up awful late.

>>7723685
Si.

>>7723728
Who's senpai again?

>>7723827
It's worth the risk!
>The man said with a playful tone before pressing his lips against hers, his hand around her waist soon taking a handful of the undead's butt, feeling his own arousal grow with every second that passed of her breasts mushing against his chest.
Hmmm... Not bad!

>>7723685
What a baby. HURRR DURRRR I DO NOT UNDERSTAND OTHER THAN ENGLISH, TYPE ON HUMAN LANGUAGE

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>>7723862

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>>7723897

>>7723888
Oui.

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>>7723769
I have my own name! It's Kirito! KEY-REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-TOE! I totally earned The Black Swordsman title, me! At least I didn't get stuck on a boat for years! When I read a boat, it finds port, baby! I DON'T HAVE TO TAKE THIS FROM YOU. I.. I have better things to do than to argue with the X-Files over here. You're lucky I'm in a merciful mood, or you'd be ribbons on the floor right now. Trust me, I am not against PKs here. Especially since ERP Online isn't a death game. ....at least I don't think it is. I know HGO isn't. But, I am gone, and you don't even get an autograph.

>Kirito turned to leave, but he was so filled with pent up rage and teenage angst that the motion was enough to cause a book to fall out of his coat. He was in such a huff that he didn't even notice it was missing as he walked away, carrying himself in the manner of a scorned, insulted high class female trying to hold her nose up high. The moment he was sure he was out of eyesight and ear shot, he broke into a run and start crying. "S-she called me Reize!". Meanwhile, back at the woman's feet, the book that fell out of his coat was a volume of the world's best manga: Berserk.

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>>7723817
That sound really good. I want to play on that scenery at some point.

>>7723897
Oh so you are going with her after all? I think I love you.

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>>7723851
>Hana's mouth goes dry as the man faces her. Just what she needed to scratch her little itch. Swallowing hard, the girl takes a brave step forward and nods.
I need it. I swear someone slipped something in my dinner or something.
>She responds briskly, giving no indication of /what/ she needed. Even in the low light, anyone could tell how flushed she was, how her legs glistened with telltale arousal.
You can keep working on your bike if you want.
>Hana looked about ready to pounce, pupils blown and twitching. Her whole body thrummed with the thought of her prize a mere few feet and a layer or two of clothing away.

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>>7723912

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>>7723548
(Sorry to take so long)
I live there. Need to be able to get up and outta dodge quick.
>When they finally reach the hotel, the woman slips back into her shoes and reaches for the door, hesitating just slightly before turning to him again.
I don't know if you...wanted to come in for a drink or something...ah, I don't know, I'm too old for this shit.

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>>7723936
Is that Dave Grohl with a combat beanie on?

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>>7723712

Aren’t you lucky that I, Hotaru Shidare, allowed you this honor~?
>The Candy Queen said with a smug smile, her fingers trailing around the curves of his back before suddenly reaching for the pixie stick, or what remained to it, before putting it into her mouth. The equivalent of smoking after sex for the Candy Queen: Eating sweets. Sighing pleasantly, she planted a quick kiss on the man’s cheek, clearly having enjoyed it. Tilting her head, she looked around the store, searching for the clock. 11:00 PM!
Well, uh… I guess this is the time were we part ways? Make sure to come tomorrow and buy something, alright? Believe it or not, this helps business a lot!
>Said Hotaru as she carefully pulled his shaft out of her, letting some cum seep from her cunt and onto the floor. No need to worry, Kokonatsu was going to clean that. Without hesitation, she reached for her clothes but not her underwear, instead deciding to hand them to the lucky man who had seduced her with… A candy stick.
Keep the change, will you~?
>AND SO!
>Credits Roll. Whoo.

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>>7723649
[I'll be around. Take care.]

Someone plz hug me

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>>7723905
>>7723926

I'm glad you like this~

>>7723775
>>7723844

How rude! Don't go bothering the poor British Speedster, you two!

>>7723937
(Don't worry about it, you're cool. But can we put a pin in this for now? Its time for me to go. I'm capping this for next time I see you if that's alright with you!)
>He was fully prepared to drive away after dropping her off, taken off guard by her invitation.
Too old...? Coulda fooled me...
>He nodded at her and smiled as he left the key in the ignition and stepped out of the car, letting the valet handle it from here. He wondered if his attempt at flattery was effective, then shrugged it off. A mob boss had way bigger fish to fry. But he could definitely use a drink. And it wasn't every day you had the opportunity to drink with one of the big fish themselves.

>>7723952
Just a shot of a protester that I found on /b/.

>>7723888
Nice reading comprehension you fucking retarded faggot. I said I didn't like that she only uses word by word, and not complete sentences. It makes her look like a tryhard and makes the experience feel more artificial and for attention, not for the pleasure of getting off.

>>7723999
>Walks behind and squeezes

>>7723999
>gives you a surprise struggle snuggle

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>>7723866
Anon, I think this is a bad idea for you. My body is very cold, this is not going to be a pleasant experience.
>Lei-Lei can easily feel the anon's hands groping her undead butt, she leans forward to raise her rear a bit more for his enjoyment and this causes her breasts to squeeze even more agains his yes. Despite two layers of clothing her nipples are already pretty stiff and it was rubbing against the anon's chest.
You need to think about this.. anon!..
>But her words are cut with the brief kiss, her blush was brigther know and she didn't know what to say.

*touches ur butt*

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>>7723999
It'll all be okay, anon.
>Hugs.

>Despite trying really hard I am a bad ERPer

Should I end my existence??

fuck off we're full??

>>7723923
Would another day work better? It is getting pretty late.

>>7724098
it is for your pleasure, not their's

>>7724099
Only in Australia.

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>>7724098
I know the feeling. Keep going, practice, and you will get better, man.

>>7724098
My rp is pretty shit but people still come for it.

>>7724098
Shut the fuck up, Jinx. You're not funny and the only reason people like you is because of le meme relatable girl xD.

>>7724098
Try harder, improve and don't become a meme.

>>7723972
>The man accepted the gift of her underwear, smiling at her with a satisfied grin as he tucked them away in his pocket, after dressing back up.
I think I'm the luckiest man alive. And you can bet I'll be a regular customer here from here on out...
>He gave her one last kiss on the cheek before heading for the door, turning and patting his pocket where he kept her "change" when he arrived at the doorway.
Thanks, Hotaru.
>Exit stage left

>Thanks Hotes, that was amazing. Good night!

>>7724098
Step 1: Go through the archive (or any other places like F list or whatever)
Step 2: Copy-paste entire sessions
Step 3: Copy bits and pieces of other people's sessions and paste where appropriate
Optional: Add a bit of your own flair and maybe change a couple words around

There you go, you're now an ERP master. Trust me, I've been doing it for years.

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>>7724083
>Touches your dick

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>>7724141
Going back to making my card now

>>7724162
You've shown me the light

>>7724168
Those teeth though...

>>7724098
Define bad. You use capital letters so that puts you above average

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>>7724105
Yeah we can do it another day anon and hit me up whenever I'm on the thread. Have a good sleep and sweet dreams.

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>>7723927
>And he knows exactly who. But his poker face on as he replies, keeping her none the wiser to the little 'suggestion' he'd slipped into her soda.
...uh.
>She reminds him almost of a junkie, zonked out in search of some coke to satiate herself with. Though just a bit concerned with how much the drug seems to be pumping through her, the sight of her wobbling knees and dusky cheeks does soon statt him up, and he draws out the pause for as long as he can before speaking again to enjoy the sight of her squirrely twitching.
What exactly do you you need?