Is there a better gamer fuel?
>>7715225
Is that icecream? What's underneath it?
these little bitches right here
>>7715224
That's why you are so weak and small Ahmed, you only eat bird food.
why do people snack
isn't it more pleasurable to eat until full, starve, and then eat again?
>>7715228
I'm russian
I've seen more and more black people eating it lately in america though
>>7715224
>have to keep stopping to spit out shells
>disgusting spit-covered shells everywhere
>literal bird food
>>7715231
>removing the shells in your mouth
disgusting
>>7715224
Yes, there are.
Toasted Pumpkin seeds with salt and garlic.
>>7715234
>greasy food
>gamer fuel
???
>>7715226
Fried chicken.
>>7715230
Mudslimes eat those all the fucking time and they do in a very disgusting way.
>>7715224
What kind of slav are you?
>>7715230
Its a black dude/southern thing. A lot of dudes in the army eat seeds because it's a good way to stop dipping
>>7715224
Totally based for sims and some rts, rpgs and turned based games, but shooters and action games need something you can stick with your tongue and chew directly jar jar style.
>>7715234
>foods that leave any kind of residue on your hands
>gamer fuel
>>7715224
Maybe if you're a fucking bird
>>7715234
>twix pb
>>7715238
I wish we had so many snacks in Yurop.
Yes, there is.
>>7715238
>All dat sugar
Do you still have teeth?
>>7715242
I use chopsticks for any dirty food.
>>7715242
>not eating your gamer fuel with chop sticks
Pleb.
>>7715224
Pumpkin Seeds, Pistachios and a host of beans would give you more protein and better carbs.
>>7715224
>gotta crack them open
>makes you smear salt/saliva all over your controller/keyboard
>they don't taste as good if already peeled
Nah m8
>>7715231
>spitting the shells
what are you, a fucking caveman?
you remove them before putting it in your mouth
>>7715251
MY FUCKING NIGGA!
>>7715254
There's a reason the shells are salted, anon.
>have cup right in front of me that I can lean forward and spit the shells into
>grab a small mouth full when there is a moment of downtime
nice healthy snack for gaymin
>>7715240
Can you explain what dipping is?
I need to find a new snack food that isn't going to kill me with calories and grease, but I've been binging on salad until my stomach can't even digest the green leafy mass. Tastes good but it hurts now.
>any food that requires any kind of extra work to eat
Mixed or already shelled, unsalted nuts are the best gamer fuel because they only require you to remove one hand from the controls very briefly, don't leave anything on your hands, and are healthy.
>>7715251
Do these even exist anymore? I looked for them at the grocery store the other day and couldn't find them.
>>7715224
Pumpkin seeds, man. The shells chew up and go down much easier.
>being a noob
>>7715256
Looks gud.
>>7715256
mmm gravy covered tonsil-stones
>>7715261
hello my fellow american
wish they didn't give me such bad heart burn though
>>7715260
As in chewing tobacco. It's colloquially called "dip" in most of the US.
>>7715264
This guy gets it. Home baked pumpkin seeds at Halloween are the best.
A big ole mug of horse semen
>gamer
Oh, the cringe
>>7715270
Thanks, I've never heard of that before. The indians call it snuff here.
>>7715261
>american ""food""
>>7715271
>chips and cheese
It's called poutine.
>>7715277
>tomato sauce on fish
soiled it
>>7715272
This nigga.
Sometimes I'll pass on the salt and go with cinnamon and sugar. It's fantastic.
Anything similar really.
>>7715238
>yoo-hoo
You chose poorly.
>double double coffee and a few donuts
>>7715226
pie
>>7715224
Nothing more tasty than roasted sunflower seeds covered with a hint of salt.
>>7715224
I just have water.
I like single malt whisky.
>>7715281
>not activated
>>7715224
what im making to have with my pot of tea right now
>>7715224
I thought this was a bowl of rocks
Dominate on all you fuckers
>>7715224
Go fuck yourselve russian shit fuck
>>7715269
I hate you fat fucks with heartburn so much. I was at the store a few days before the superbowl and next to a massive display of salty and spicy chips there was a display of heartburn pills right next to it. How about you stop gorging yourself on shit food, you stupid obese American?
Meatballs. They are the ultimate gamer food. Just meatballs.
>Can be made in a variety of ways with a variety of ingredients. Chicken meatballs. Parmesan meatballs with marinara sauce. Swedish meatballs. Greek meatballs with yogurt sauce. Meatloaf meatballs with ketchup glaze. Barbecue sausage meatballs.
>Eaten easily with a fork or skewer. No need to dirty hands or struggle with foods that are difficult to eat while gaming like noodles. Just skewer and eat.
>Can add vegetables like peppers to any meatball recipe for added nutrition.
>Can be prepared in bulk and frozen/unthawed in advance.
>Cheap, especially when made in large quantities. Filler can be used to cheapen price if lots of meat isn't financially available.
>Delicious
A plate of meatballs and a wooden skewer goes with any videogame. Tasty, easy, nutritious, and no nasty residue on your controllers.
>>7715283
>mfw when I ask for a double double with milk and get it with cream
Timmies is shit, but too convenient.
>>7715289
>trying to do pulled pork with a soaked ham
is there anything jack can do right?
>>7715297
i know breh
>>7715224
i bet russia or muslime because only those faggots eats bird food
thank god they returned the originals. was about to fail my final year of uni until they brought these bad boys back and gave my life purpose.
God of sandwiches coming through.
>>7715292
>they married my two faves and released Sour Cream & Ranch
>>7715294
Im a skeleton though, just have shit genes really, that andim a spic so everything I ate growing up was spicy as hell and fucked up my stomach when I got older
>>7715244
>peanut butter and chocolate
no thanks
>>7715231
>Removing the shells.
Let me guess, you are also the kind of guy that does not eat the crust when you eat breaded foods?
I love sunflower seeds but God damn they put in way too much salt. Ever since I discovered 99 Ranch's big ass Chinese sunflower seeds I can't go back to David's.
>>7715299
>wanting a shredded asshole
>>7715232
>>7715254
Nu-males detected.
>>7715299
>ate sunflower seeds like this up until I was like 15 because I didn't understand how to crack them open with my teeth
/v/ Should be at work at this time of day, not foodposting.
Baby carrots
>>7715297
Go to McDonald's for coffee. It's way better than Tim's. I don't know what Tim's did with their coffee, but it's fucking gross now.
>>7715275
snuff isn't dip
>Work at Wal-Mart so I get a discount on these things
>About $5.50 for three pounds of quesadilla/pizza hybrid
>Once a week eat one with store-bought guacamole and beer while playing Splatoon or Killing Floor 2Christ, I'm so fucking lonely.
>>7715317
Then what the fuck is it?
>>7715281
fuck, now i miss almond m&ms
>>7715261
bitch you're making me hungry stop it
A glass of water with some ice in it. Everything else gets your teeth and/or hands dirty.
>>7715323
>ice
Fatass.
alcohol is the only thing that keeps me playing for more than 30 minutes
just vodka so i don't have to go to the toilet all the time
>>7715319
snuff is for chewing
dip is for dipping
it's in the name, anon
>>7715237
I didn't know vegans had a new name
>>7715224
I love sunflower seeds but I wouldn't eat them while gaming, too much work.
>>7715307
You are insane.
>mfw I'm too autistic about getting grease on my controllers and keyboard to eat while gaming
I like to eat cereal without milk.
Anybody else eat strawberry jam and marble cheese sandwiches?
>>7715316
>Go to McDonald's for coffee.
Oh I know, I buy a canister for my coffee at home.
>I don't know what Tim's did with their coffee, but it's fucking gross now.
McDonald's offered more money/better deal to Tim Horton's previous coffee bean producer/distributor. That's why. Timmies has second-rate coffee now, that's why they've been pushing that god-awful dark roast.
>>7715306
>spoiler
i know that feel, acere
And a 2-liter of Dr. K.
>>7715312
>implying you can't shitpost on /v/ at work
>eating laggy foods
>>7715331
>have hand towel on arm rest
>>7715331
uses the package to grip the food.
or a fork
faggots
>>7715224
>sun flower seeds
are you a bird?
>>7715339
>he fell for the always online food meme
Just eat it single player, faggot.
>>7715261
>4000 calories
>>7715278
>leaf
that's not necessarily poutine you subhuman
I hate beer but these are still good
>but muh dirty fingers
you poor a bunch into your mouth holding the container like it's a drink
>>7715227
This nigga knows what's up.
>>7715228
it's called semenchki /pol/tard.
>>7715344
>can't experience the advantages of always online food
deal with it
>>7715343
Birds can't post on 4chan because it's hard to type with my beak.
>no candy store around me
probably a good thing
>>7715346
>French fries
>cheese curds
>gravy
That's poutine.
>>7715224
Yeah these are like crack to me.
I always end up with blisters on my fingertips because I can't fucking stop eating them, which is why I don't buy them that often.
>>7715224
Chicken parmesan is the perfect gaming fuel.
>>7715353
I went into a local candy store the other day but it was all store brand candy I can easily get in a walmart or something. Was pretty disappointed.
>>7715238
oh shit this pic gave me diabeeetus.
>>7715354
>curds
>gravy
don't be so presumptuous, anon
>>7715346
that is absolutely literally a picture of poutine buddy
sunflower seeds are top tier. just set a big bowl on the side of your seat and get fucking good. you get to the point where you don't even have to look because your aim is so precise
>doritos and rum and coke
>>7715359
Filename literally says cheese, and what else would the brown stuff be?
Always liked these fuckers
>>7715342
>crispy
>whole wheat
>>7715224
Electricity
>>7715323
>ice
found the American
>>7715366
closest one i know if is far as fuck
If I'm planning on playing games all fucking day like ALLLLLLLLLLL FUCKING DAY (usually do this once a month) I will order a shit ton of Indian food and eat that throughout the day.
>>7715323
>teeth
how does that impede your gaming exactly
>>7715370
Where the fuck do you live?
>>7715353
>tfw traditional candy store right across the street
>way too fucking expensive
Suffering
>>7715363
>CURDS
>cheese
Guess I can't expect a leaf to know how to read
>>7715319
Snuff goes in the upper lip and is chewed.
Dip goes in the lower lip and sits there until it dissolves.
>>7715373ottawa
>>7715248
>thinking sugar rots your teeth
Hi there, buddy. How's grade school going?
>>7715339
I could never eat these things. Their "meat" is always tough and rubbery.
This shit is so fucking good. And it's not greasy.
>>7715377
Ahhh that explains it. I live in Toronot (the GTA), Bulk Barn is everywhere because all the gooks and sandniggers like to shop there.
>>7715224
Fuck you, that shit is for obnoxious spaniard teens
>>7715345
dude that's way more than just 4000 calories
where did you learn to count?
>>7715363
brown stuff could be syrup
don't knock it until you try it
>>7715381
These are fucking delicious. 10,000% not gamerfuel, though.
>>7715367
But chicken parm works so well.
It's easy to make, easy to serve, and you can eat it with your hands.
+beer
>>7715386
>no MTN DEW
dropped. how do you expect me to merk noobs with this shite?
>>7715393
DUDE
>>7715238
Typical burger snack
>>7715371
How can you game all day if you have to take a shit break every ten minutes though?
>>7715224
>smoking
disgusting cock sucker. giving money to the fucking jews and killing himself on the process. fuckin nigger asshole. Dropped.
>>7715392
>you can eat it with your hands
>>7715392
>It's easy to make, easy to serve, and you can eat it with your hands
>and you can eat it with your hands
Please tell me you're kidding.
>>7715238
>Red Bull
>Anything by Kraft
>Musketeers
>Cheetos
>Pop-tarts
>Mountain Dew
>Nerds
>>7715224
who /trying to lose weight so isn't eating between meals/ here?
>>7715402
>>7715401
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPimNoXpv4c
How's my fuel?
>>7715247
OH MOTHERFUCKER
I LOVE THOSE
>>7715403
>not realizing the sour gummy worms cancel it all out
>>7715237
How do you eat in a disgusting way?
>>7715238
Boogie please leave.
>>7715224
These bad boys
>>7715406
Mealy as fuck.
>>7715406
perfect for playing Worms
>>7715318
ik that feel
>>7715406
my nigga
>>7715405
Fuck these look good.
You had me going for a second, though.
>>7715378
Hmmm? It does? Third world dental records show they have better teeth than in first world areas because of sugar/corn syrup. They don't even clean their teeth with paste they can just rinse and be fine.
>>7715233
Pumpkin seeds are tastier.
>>7715338
>Shitpost at work
Easily
>And keep my job
No way, fag.
you fucking pieces of shit I'm on a cut and you're making me salivate
>>7715246
>>7715412
I bake my own.
>>7715224
Spaniard detected
threads like this make me wish I was American
>>7715247
I got those as prizes for being a good boy in grammar school.
>>7715412
>raisin
you monster
Why there is so much dough in american pizza?
>>7715428
Ribs exist in third world countries, no?
>>7715238
CALORIE THIEVING
>those DARE cookies
>$1CDN for a box
>>7715432
yeah but a lot of the junk food posted ITT doesn't
>>7715433
SALAD DODGING
>>7715428
where do you live, friend?
>>7715296
I'm hard as diamonds right now
>>7715437
Italy...
>>7715438
>>7715432
the funny thing about ribs is that they're peasant food
I'll go with my sirloin thanks
>>7715378
Looks like you need to go back to grade school.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/italy/11902097/Ancient-Romans-had-perfect-teeth-thanks-to-healthy-low-sugar-diet.html
>>7715422
I work from home and shitpost on phone.
>tfw so good you have to restrict yourself
Those arent baby carrots, anon.
>>7715441
Peasant food is fucking delicious.
>>7715342
That's literally what I ate during raid last night. 10/10 crisp
>>7715411
>>7715433
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>>7715224
It should be no surprise to anyone with a passing familiarity with vidcons that pocky is the ideal food to snack on when playing mentioned object (although 'playing' is an inappropriate word, because you experience, rather than play, a vidcon; I shall use 'playing' for the sake of simplicity). For those ignorant to the intricacies of this fine Japanese cuisine, imagine a delicate stick of sweetened bread about the width and length of a chopstick, its tip coated in the richest chocolate imaginable. The bold flavor of the chocolate is complimented by the small nuts that caress the tip, creating a culinary juxtaposition of sweetness and saltiness that can only have been hatched in the mind of a chef versed in the subtle paradoxes of Eastern cooking. They are light and easy to eat and hold, useful for vidconning on the go, and their sugar content add that extra boost for late night vidcons. Therefore, pocky has garnered itself the precious title of "Ultimate Vidcon Snack". Perhaps the only drawback of pocky is its limited availability in the West, though this cannot be attributed to the snack itself, but the infuriating baboons that think they are running grocery stores.
mods=gods
so i can post porn now???
holy shit fat fucks BTFO
What the fuck man
>>7715440
How do people eat their lobsters hot and with all that shit over it? Best way is to chill them after they're boiled and eat them cold with nothing except maybe butter for dipping.
My family orders a huge crate of like thirty lobsters from the coast every year and we get together and just tear into them.
HI TRASH
Not enough hot pockets posted ITT
gamer fuel is /v/ related you piece of shit mod
into the trash that goes
>>7715224
slav/10
>we /trash/ now
Everyone post tits
>>7715482
What are some easy slav snacks?
>gamer fuel threads are now not allowed on /v/
but ecelebs are of course
I wish reddit didn't infiltrate the mod team
>>7715444
Hey Costanza, the ocean called...they're running out of shrimp.
>>7715503
I'm american, so I'd point you too a youtube channel I watch, Life of Boris.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9NEXPoepO4
>>7715489
>>7715494
Disgusting.
Is this even manufactured anywhere anymore?
I didn't know you were supposed to spit out the seeds when I first tried sunflower seeds. Also sage this garbage.
>>7715932
my nigga
>>7715579
pedo
>>7715224
>>7715224
lame
>>7715275
Both are big in the southern US.
Probably one in every three males uses snuff or dip. Some of the women, too. They mostly use cups or empty bottles to spit in. My roomie's brother in law literally goes to sleep with a dip in his mouth, and when he's here he leaves his half-full soda bottles of brown-tinted spit everywhere. He thinks it's healthier than cigarettes, and nothing will convince him otherwise. he still smokes anyway.. He doesn't bother to throw the bottles away, he doesn't bother to reuse them, he simply leaves them where they are forever. He smells like wintergreen Copenhagen
>>7715290
That looks awesome.
I'll sometimes do Eggs Benedict for me and my roomies. I usually cheat and use instant Hollandaise.