HG Thread

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>>7711859

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>>7711860
Easily

>waits for Cirno
>sword at the ready

>>7711855
ok well the average IQ is between 90-110, with over 120 being superior

given your ability to talk in coherent sentences you aren't completely devoid of intelligence, but you lack basic problem solving and critical thinking skills and are unable to think abstractly. you operate on the same level as a child, a stupid child at that

basically, you got 80 and i'm pretty sure i'm being generous here

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>>7711880
80 is a pretty big number.
I can live with a score like that.

>>7711874
What are you waiting for?

>>7711859
post the ps3 commercials

>>7711887
... For my card gauge to fill ._.

>>7711887
80 is a fairly small number actually

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>>7711893

What's a car?

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>>7711894
Absolutely not

Have you ever tried eating 80 ice cream cones in a row?
It's pretty hard to eat that much

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>>7711895
...

>activates spellcard
>hits you with it

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>>7711909

>>7711906
oh

well yeah i guess it depends on what you're applying it to, although in the context of IQ 80 is small

genius level is over 120 ice creams

have you tried eating THAT many ice creams?

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>>7711916
I think I have to lay down for moment, I'm having trouble comprehending that much ice cream

>but really, sorry but I really have to lay down for a moment, I'm feeling like crap

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>>7711915
Youmu-1
Cirno-0

Would you like to use a continue credit?

>>7711922
it's all good

>>7711930
>implying he was telling the truth

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>>7711925
>No
>saves the replay

>>7711926
>alright, see ya

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>>7711935
Rest well.

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>find some nice ass pirate amulet from murica
>amulet price
>$5
>shipping price
>$70
Fucking why?

>>7711943
Cause of this giant body of water between murica n you.

>why do you want a pirate amulet?

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>>7711925
Hi Youmu!
https://youtu.be/vaw8WyORAZY

>>7711952
kys Baron

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>>7711952
Hello, creepy stranger

>>7711952
>>7711957
Kill yourself Baron

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>>7711961
Creepy stranger?! Where?

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>>7711957
>>7711966
>kills both of you

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>>7711951
Still shouldn't be that much for what is basically shippable in an envelope.

Last neck wear I had broke and I like the whole pirate thing. Grew up around a family friend I looked up to who was also into pirates and drunk rum like water, kinda brushed off onto me.

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>>7711969
Right there.

>points to you

>>7711943
>When it costs you 15 something euros to get something from the usa and japan


That's some shit you got there, cunt.

>>7711973
>mfw I have a friend at work just like that
>fucker even came to work in full pirate outfit for halloween
>he even talks like one

Well... I should say former work. I quit yesterday

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>>7711982
Huh? Behind me?!!
>she turns around

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>>7711998
It... Ran away?
>she shakes her head in disbelief

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>>7711988
I think its more just the company selling it were jews.
Im finding a bunch on etsy but most of its plastic or cheap metal replicas of the coin from pirates of the caribbean.
>>7711997
>fucker even came to work in full pirate outfit
Thats respectable.
Why'd you quit anon? Hours not good?

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>>7712001
Oh! Good I was so worried for a moment.

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...

>>7712024
>kissus tum

>>7712024
>puts your hands into a bowl of water

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>>7712024
>pokes exposed tummy

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>>7712024
>bites and hops away.
(Got to go, see you all later)

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>>7712030
>>7712037
>he sits upward in his bed
...
Why're you touching my belly?

>>7712036
>takes his hand outta the water
Knock it off.

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>>7712024
>kicks in the ribs

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>>7712024
>Places card on your face.

>>7712052
It's not your turn

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>>7712049
>swears in Japanese

>>7712051
>>7712052
>the card gets knocked off as soon as Izaya kicks his ribs
Can you please stop bullying me? Let me live my life.

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>>7712050
It looked so exposed aaand... delicate~
Can I rest my head on it?

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>>7712007
>The hours were great. Great job security too. The problem was the pay. They were using a loophole to secretly tax us 69 cents an hour, so we were making below the 11.50 an hour before incentive.

>With incentive in my department I was making 15-17 an hour. But was constantly being sent to a department with impossible to get incentive, because of people quitting, thus making 10.81 an hour. 19 cent below min wage.

>On top of that, I was worn out from all the physical labor,spending my one day off sleeping till 7-9 pm because of doing 4 peoples jobs+my own job.


>After 5 years I said fuck it n quit. I want to rebuild my social life, and that can't happen if I work all night n sleep all day.

>and that only covers half of the reason...

>>7712019
It must of imagination.

With that said... Who are you?

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>>7712053
How envious.
>>7712055
Sorry but you just look so helpless there. I just have to bully you.

>>7712060
>oh god! She returns!

>flails around, looking for JoJo

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>>7712060
Yeah...sure. Just don't stab it.
>he lifts his shirt up to expose more of his tum for the girl to lay her head on

>>7712075
That doesn't mean you bully me! If I'm looking helpless you help me out and make me look more ferocious!

>>7712075
>Fugs

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>>7712087
>She places her lush hair on the boy's stomach, shifting around a bit until she's comfortable. Then she begins walking her two fingers across his soft skin, gently pressing into the suppleness of his abdomen as she stifles a giggle.
You're preeetty cute, you know that~?

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>Tosses an anime girl

>>7712105
Oh dear God! It ERPs too!

>autisms externally

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>>7712112
>ignores the low quality animu grill

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>>7712055
Your life is mine
>Kicks him in the ribs again for good measure
>>7712061
Yeah I know how you feel with the social life thing, being a private event emt doesnt leave much for it. Especially on days like Christmas, New years etc
Everyone always has an event going on that requires medics so last year I'd be turning down numerous parties/drinks with friends because of work.
And even when its not a major event clubs down here tend to put someone on so I'm up all night and asleep all day.

Hope you find some better work tho my dude, one that doesn't abuse staff through loopholes to jew a few extra dollars into their pockets.

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>>7712105
>Subaru giggles in a sexy way from her hair brushing against his tummy. He blushes ever so lightly as she caresses his stomach. he doesn't really know what to do now that a cute girl is not only laying her head on his sexy abs, but also complimenting his dashing good looks
W-Well, you know, I uh...life at lot. I'm like one of those Greek gods, y'know?
So uh...when can I lay my head on your tum?

>>7712144
>is kicked in the ribs as the cute anime girl lays her head on him
P-Please stop it. I'm actually getting lucky here...

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>>7712145
I'd treat you better than she ever could subaru-chan~

>>7712120
[spoiler]Boat[/spoiler]

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>>7712087
Why would I do that? We're not in a relationship nor friends. You're more like a stranger to me and I want to bully you.

>>7712144
Shouldn't be too hard to find a new job with 4 years experience on a forklift, on top of 3 years of filling alcohol orders.

... Washington state has alot of alcoholics. What fucking store goes through 5,000 bottles a day?!

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>>7712161
Then treat me better, Izaya-kun~

>>7712186
Say, since the other thing won't let me rest my head on her stomach would you mind if I do that to you? It'll be free of charge of course~

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>>7712145
Any time you want~ You could even rest your head a little lower, if you'd like~!
>She suddenly sits up straight, looking the cute boy straight in his beautiful brown eyes. Then, her head rushes forward and she presses her lips against his before he can react, pulling him up into a deep kiss.
You're quite the kisser, aren't you~?

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>>7712145
>life at lot
>life
>at lot

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>>7712163
There shall be no end to this series!

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>>7712207
>Subaru was indeed caught off guard by the kissu from the loli looking girl. At first he was afraid, but it got more enjoyable the longer he was intertwine with the girl. Despite the fact she talks he's still in the deep kissu and starts smacking her arms to indicate he can't breath. What was originally euphoric suddenly turned into a dark and scary moment in his life
Mhmm!

>>7712212
>not lifing a lot

>>7712233
You know if he does post a pic, it will most likely be a random pic off the internet, right?

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>>7712239
>lifing

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>>7712198
>5,000 bottles a day
I'd try and drink that much if I could
Nah thays actually not thag bad. The major liquor store here probably does that easy.
>>7712200
Uh....
>Waita abit
>Kicks him in the fucking ribs again

mitochondria are the powerhouse of the cell

>>7712269
Aaaaaand your point is?

>>7712269
Ok Bolin

How do you measure snakes?

In inches , because they don't have any feet!

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>>7712258
>is kicked again
Nng!
Stop it, Izaya-kun! You're too rough with me!

I tried being cheesy around here, but it seems HG is laughtose intolerant

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>>7712239
>She obviously let go before saying those last words, her small hands keeping the brown-haired boy close to her. Not planning on letting him escape, she kisses him again, this time prying her tongue inbetween his lips and searching around inside his mouth for a connection with his. Her frilly clothing wafts against his naked upper body, softly tickling Subaru.

>>7712298
Centimeters

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>>7712243
Are you i m p l y i n g that I lied about it?

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>>7712200
No, you can have this pillow.

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>>7712320
>Subaru forgets about the lack of oxygen from the constant kisses and begins to explore inside the mouth of Nui with his own tongue. His body seems to be moving on it's own, thrusting up against her petite body without him even knowing. His hands move to different parts of her body as he tries to rub her body in a sexy manner with his manly hands. He breaks away from the kiss and tries to gain a some space between him and the girl
This is great and all, but why? I don't get why this is happening. It's kinda confusing and I feel like something bad is gonna happen.

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>>7712310
Quiet, you know you enjoy it.
>>7712315
Pretty good joke anon.

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>>7712357
>he takes the pillow from Parsee
Thanks. I like you more than that other girl. You're kind and not so forceful.

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>>7712371
>Subaru doesn't enjoy it
C-Can't you kick me in a more gentle way?

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>>7712404
I suppose I can, for you...
>kicks him in the shin
Hows that subaru darling?

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>>7712359
>Nui feels like an ominous wind, attempting to blow Subaru away. Her body goes into overdrive when she feels the boy feel her up, all her senses being multiplied by ten. She begins brushing herself up against him stronger than before, and even pushes her body parts back into his greedy, groping hands. When he breaks the kiss, she looks almost disappointed at his confused expression.
Can't you just lay back and enjoy it? Maaaybe I just like you~!
>She pushes his down onto a nearby bed, taking off her most of her clothes until she's left straddling on top of him in only her underwear. Her single eye scans his body menacingly for any points of weakness as the pink Couturier slowly licks her lips.

>>7712435
Is this the old Nui?

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>>7712454
(Mhm~!)

>>7712459
>pets the old Nui

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>>7712433
Why can't you be as nice to me as those two girls? It's called being a white knight Izaya-kun. Give me a pillow and get on top of me and whatnot.

>>7712435
>At this point the sweaty man in the tracksuit has no idea what's going on. The girl that was in front of him is now straddling him. Her genitals are pushing down on his, awakening the viper hiding away in his track pants
A-Are you suuure you want to go this far? I-I uh, don't wanna hurt you with how much girt I'm packing. I'm kinda muscular and I might break your lean and clean figure.
>he says all this while looking away from the half naked girl. His attempt at hiding his blushing face is in a vain attempt.

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>>7712501
Do I look like a valiant knight ready to save the poor trapped maiden?
If anything I'm likely to be the handsome Rouge who captured her in the first place.
Speaking of which wanna smell this chloroform?

>>7712501
>>7708706

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>>7712501
>She looks at the growing bulge in his pants with open eyes, amazed at his girth. Pressing herself even harder against his crotch, feeling his viper through both their clothing.
I...I want it so badly, Subaru-kuuun~
>She pulls down his pants in a fit of lust, pressing her face up against his underwear and sniffing deeply. His manly smell, combined with the few wet spots left behind by her straddling him created a sensual smell that got both of them riled up.
P-pleeaaase~?

>>7712539
Let them stay, it's entertaining.

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Lotsa

Are we /erp/ now?

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>>7712535
I'll smell it if it smells good. Other than that I have no interest smelling anything you put on a rag.

>>7712564
>Subaru is once again surprised by how eager she is to lay on top of him and moan until she's filled up with his man juice. He has always dreamed of being in this position and yet has no idea what to do, so he begins thrusting his junk against her face
Wh-why not just put your thing there and we can finally get this done? I-I always wanted to do this with Emilia-tan, but the longer I look at you the more I realize you're a lot more cuter than Emilia...I-I wouldn't mind losing it to someone like you if you're willing...

>>7712611
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>7712627
Yeah this guy is such a cuck for having sex with a girl.

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>>7712599
Apparently so, when do we start taking this thing too far and believing we're in actual romantic relationships with each other?
>>7712611
To be honest it smells terrible and I'm too lazy to force it onto you and find a castle to drag you to.
Maybe I'll just leave you in a alley...

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>>7712611
>He takes off her panties and throws them on his face, hovering above his groin. Fully ready to drop her hips down on his and feel his thick pole enter her tight cunt.
Here I goo~
>Without a second more of hesitation, she drops her full weight on Subaru, moaning loudly as he explores the deepest parts of her inside while stretching her lower body open.

Quack

So what happens in these threads? I thought it was that hunger games thing but I'm not seeing any of that...

>>7712680
We're fucking now.

>>7712611
>>7712669
I wish Hoshi were here to get triggered at erp in an hg thread like he always did

>>7712680
What you're seeing is the Horny Games

Is this what late night HG is like? Retarded 2hus, shitposting cops and ERP?

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>>7712611
>>7712669
>A mile away, Yoko Littner is lying on her stomach, at the ridge of a plateau, looking through her scope at the pair in the throes of their first coupling. Licking her finger and raising it into the air, she gauges the wind and adjusts her scope accordingly. The red haired sniper places the cross hairs squarely on the back of the man, making sure that the stopping power would guarantee a bullet between both ribcages, right where their hearts were contained.
One shot... Two kills... Here we go...
>Yoko squeezes the trigger, a loud explosion emanating from the end of her rifle as the bullet out speeds the noise, flying straight and true. Upon impact, the two people are joined forever as both of their hearts explode from the back of Nui's bodice, painting their would be sex spot in a wash of warm, red blood.
... Bullseye...!

>>7712682
>>7712685
So is it all ERP or is there other shit going on
I'm rather confused, especially since at the very top was what looked like some RP fighting.

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>>7712692
A-Am I the shitposting cop?

>>7712694
stop interfering, I'm jerking off

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>>7712654
A-Anywhere is better than here. I have this sinking feeling I'm gonna be dying soon

>>7712669
>before she can slam down on his- >>7712694
>Subaru is shot dead by a bullet penetrating his head before he could get lucky enough to finally become deflowered

>>7712692
It is usually just dead
Shitposting cop was refreshing

>>7712692
>late night?
More like early morning

>>7712701
You're one of the two

>>7712713
no don't do this, keep erping
you two are better than the usual ones in the erp threads

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>>7712713
>Starts dragging his newly dead body away to the nearest alleyway
Im sure the hobos can deflower you subaru-chan, your wish can still come true.
>>7712719
Can I be the shitposting Fuhrer?
After all I was the leader of The RP Waffen SS

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MOAR LEWDS

>>7712735
Sure why not

>>7712669
(You have a discord?)

>>7712694
Dad-kun was better

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>>7712742
Perfect! Now as my first order of command, exterminate all bad rpers.

Okay but seriously, I think we shouldn't shun some erp like this during dead hours.
Keeps the thread alive.

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>>7712737

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>>7712669
ill join

>>7712757
Aight I'll leave so that's one down.

>>7712692
>The cop pulls out his trusty Glock and puts one between anons eyes

i don't shitpost bitch

>>7712757
ok

you first cunt

>The cop executes the man with a well aimed gunshot

NGW?

I want to fuck Nui.

>>7712760
I should join but I don't know how to sexual intercourse

>>7712763
>tags friends
>>7712757
>>7712764
>>7712713
Haha you guys got beaned

>>7712764
I thought you dislike erp.

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>>7712783
Stick it in the vagoo, son.

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>>7712765
If you think your rp is bad chances are it isn't, average/below average maybe. But not bad.
Bad rp is unironically circlejerking and god-modding while thinking you have the best rp ever.
>>7712771
>Dodges the bullet
Nice try but I've invested alot of points into dex
>>7712787
I-Im your friend anon? That's so kind of you...

>>7712794
What if I miss, papa?

>>7712798
When are we going to get shitfaced, cunt?

NINE
INCHES

>>7712798
>>7712803
Can I join? Sounds like a fuckin top party would ensue.

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>>7712803
>>7712808
Come to Ballarat when I'm not away for work and we can.
Have fun trying to match me though, I drink rum like it's water.

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(fuck it I'll jump in on this with barely any understanding of what is happening, tell me if I'm being stupid)
>>7712735
>A man in the edgiest black coat ever steps into the alleyway, or rather, out of it, literally coming out of the wall from a portal of shadow.
>He watches what happens next silently

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>>7712800
MISS? MISS? NO SON OF MINE WILL "MISS!"

NOW GET OUT THERE, AND DO WHAT I DAMNED WELL TOLD YOU TO DO!

>>7712814
And I drink vodka like breathing air... I've not a healthy lifestyle.

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>>7712817
Nice coat, hot topic having a sale?
>>7712827
I dont think anyone whos hobby is being apart of a roleplay community leads a healthy life in general.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH TIME TO SHITPOST

>>7712834
Not him, but a good thing my life is pretty much doomed to begin with and the odds of me reaching 40 is really small.

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>when people think you're shitposting
>but you're actually rping really, really well
It hurts when people are too rp-illiterate to understand just how godly you are

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>Dabs into the thread

>>7712819
O-okay dad
>aims at vagoo
>penetrate clit instead

D-dad...

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>>7712791
>not liking codyposting

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>>7712845
Through bad life choices or a birth defect?
>>7712854
>You've unlocked the secret level
>The clit

>>7712857
The crimson demon gives me crimson semen

>>7712857
dumb frogposter

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>>7712864

>>7712847
hello, i'm a cop. i would like to congratulate you on your work, your are a retarded citizen

sorry i meant to say retarded

whoops, i meant to say "retarded"

retard

upstanding

ok there we are, you're an upstanding retarded citizen

>>7712798
H-he's fast!

>>7712857
under arrest bitch show me them hands

>The cop pulls out a pair of aluminium cuffs, hot from the steel mill

>>7712858
you're under arrest for crossdressing

>>7712847
kys rin

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>>7712872
That's not illegal...

>>7712870
No, my cum is red

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>>7712872
Mmmmm... That's some ba-ad rp I'm seeing here. Are you sure you're a cop? Aren't you guys supposed to uphold good rp?

>>7712873
ok!

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>>7712834
>The man looks up slightly, face still hidden by his hood, god knows how he sees out of that thing.
It's for protection, against the darkness.
Who are you, and where are we?

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>>7712857
>tfw you get to shitpost erp at work

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>>7712854
Son, you've made me proud! I was using the cool kid lingo, I knew you'd figure it out! Even if you aren't cool and wouldn't understand.

>>7712863
Little bit of the former, a large part or the latter. Don't really want to go into detail about it but it's some sort of heart condition which necked my grandfather and his father before him. Me and my dad have a hotline to the local ER if shit hits the fan. And I used to hang out with the wrong kind of people that did stuff that would make stormfront.org proud.

>>7712878
>The cop pulls out a handbook, flipping through the pages hastily as he searches through all the laws

WHAT? IT'S FUCKEN GAY THOUGH

>The cop throws his handbook up into the air and shoots it into pieces

>>7712881
uphold this dick bitch

>cuffs him

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>>7712890
So should I just fuck her clit?

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>TFW YOU GET TO FUCK ALL KINDS OF ANIME WOMEN IN THE ERP THREAD WHILE THE PEPELE HERE HAVE TO DEAL WITH CRINGE MALE AVAS LIKE AMERICA OR BARON
PIC RELATED IT IS ME AND MY GF AQUA

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>>7712896
AHHH!
>runs

>>7712857
>deleted
N-NANI!?

>>7712899
I want to fuck America, he is swell

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>>7712898
Yeah, I suppose that'll work. Quick, powerful thrusts into it should work for both you and her.

This thread is now under Sharia Law. All LGBT characters will be hanged.

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>>7712896
lmao kys kid
>tfw your rp is so godlike other people try to rp with you but fail

>>7712911
>Shariah law
>he doesn't force female avatars in burquas

>>7712901
oh shit running away from a cop that's gotta be illegal

>The cop fires a wall of bullets at the runner, some of them grazing his legs as he attempts to make his escape

>>7712915
i'm not a faggot i dont roleplay

>shoots him til he dies

dead xinfinity + infinity

>>7712918
I didn't become a cop to uphold this kind of law.

>The cop smothers what little remains of his cigarette in the ash tray, watching as the embers of his addiction fly up into the air.

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>>7712922
>dodges
lel kid, don't even try me

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>>7712922
>dodges
lel kid, don't even try me

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>>7712872
This is the power of an rp deity, even if you tried you'd never reach my level.
>>7712885
I think you've got enough darkness wearing that...
Anyway this is an arena I think? We don't use it much, we kinda just chat most of the time.
>You genuinely new my dude or just a old guy using a new ava?
>>7712895
All good, I'm not gonna push you to explain what you dont wanna.
Your body and how it works is yoye business.
>>7712911
God I wish I could get hung.

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>>7712930
I can help you get hung

>>7712938
9 inches is not long, even baby niggers have bigger schlomos

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Only relevant avas are in this OC.
Prove me wrong.

>>7712930
>This faggot is genuinely new OOC and IC
>He shrugs
Hence the protection, I guess, any more and I'd be lost in the void forever.
Arena, huh? That explains the dead body you're carrying...

>>7712930
It's chill my man, I come to live with it and who knwos what modern science can do. If I want to die, it's going to be at the age of 70 in my sleep. No pain, no struggle, just gone. Thanks anyway, lad.

>>7712925
>The cop watches in amazement as Rin's movements become a blur, unable to keep a steady aim on his as he gracefully maneuvers through the incoming bullets like a ballerina. His elegant moves remind the cop of his sister, who was once an aspiring ballerina. She was caught in a world of crime after swiping a burrito from the mob bosses' dinner plate, hoping that he didn't notice. He did, and she paid a heavy price. What's more noticeable however was the tree trunk swaying between the kid's legs, hypnotizing the cop as it swung back and forth with each tasteful step, tantalising the eyes and forcing down a wave of lust upon the poor cop

oh shit

>rapes Rin

>>7712928
>undodges your attack

Hell yeah

>>7712930
more like an rp gayboy

>>7712946
lol

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>>7712946
>tupac and jc
>ever relevant

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>>7712947
>Proof of newfaggotry, forgetting my image

>>7712946
But I'm not relevant anymore.

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>>7712946
>Look at all those people I'll never get to meet.

>>7712946
>prove me wrong
Hajime is in it

>>7712946
>Tupac
>Kana
>JC

>Relevant
lmao

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>>7712944
99.95th percentile but okay ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>7712951
>dodges the rape
I can't be bothered writing out more

>>7712961
Don't bother

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Only relevant avas are in this OC.
Prove me wrong.

>>7712971
>Rin's powerful musk emanating from his enlarged member forces the cop back into reality as he gags on the noxious odour. The cop doubles over, letting loose his lunch in a liquid stream that spills out onto the floor. His eyes glance up at Rin, watching that tree trunk of his being dragged along the ground as he evades the cop's advances. The cop soon realises that such a member should never exist, and thus resorts to drastic action

youre going to the slammer

>jails him

dont drop the soap loverboy

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>>7712993
>pulls out a gun
I didn't think so
>shoots the jail bars
>shoots you
>shoots the jail
>shoots the ground
>walks out of the rubble

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>>7712938
From the roof?
>>7712947
>Guessing from one of the /co/ threads the mods Nazi'd on and moved here?
Oh this dude? Yeah he'll be back later, dying here doesn't mean anything. It's become something like eating or drinking. Just something that happens.
>>7712949
No problem my man, if you wanna chat more you know how to hit me up.
>>7712951
Can an rp gayboy do this?
>Sucks six dicks at once.

>>7713000
>The bullet merely grazes the cop as he gets buried underneath the debris from the jail. He rises from the ground and sprints at Rin, grabbing a hold of his trunk and wrapping it around the him several times, constricting him within his own girth. With this advantage the cop kicks Rin down a jagged hill and watches as he gets cut into pieces

ew i touched it

>>7713001
ya

>>7713001
>Nope just a lurking /trash/can that decided to see what was up
...That's messed up, who put you all here!?
>Tries to leave from another shadow portal
>It fails
...Am I stuck here too?!

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>>7712980
>half of it asked to be on it

>>7712946
Mion = dead
Shion = dead
Nonon = pretty much dead
Shovel Knight = dead
King Knight = died sucking LF off on Valentine's day
Medusa = Dead
Rin = Dead
Ultron = at Denny's
LittleFinger = died sucking off KK during Valentine's day
Darth Vader = dead
Archer = reanimated for a brief moment before dying
Hoshi = "dead"

Aikawa = Alive
Yuno = Alive
Okabe = Alive
Araragi = Alive
Cody = betrayed
Tricky = Alive
Jojo = dead
Kana = dead
Izaya = alive
Seth = Alive
Dean = alive
Sheamus = alive
Adachi = alive

Endo= alive
Nepgear= dead
Shorty = dead
Cirno = alive
Mokou = alive
Hikki = alive
Junko = alive
Hajime = dead
Junko = alive?
Lenny = alive
Gogo = dead
Miku = alive
Rin = alive but dead inside
Jude = alive
JC = dead
Tupac = shitposts ERP and HG when he has the time
Yukine = alive
Gumball = dead
Ocelot = dead
Kamina = alive
Spike = Purgatory
Luna = alive
Raven = alive
Kuga = alive
Mio = dead
Booker = was right

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>>7713016
>Forgot image
>AGAIN

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>>7713032
>Rin = alive but dead inside

>>7713036
Are you really nine inches?

>>7713036
Am I wrong?

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>>7713039
Y-yes...

>>7713044
N-no...

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>>7713010
O-Oh...
>>7713016
>righto, tldr its hunger games simulator with rp/avatars
>currently dead hour but should pick up in abit
Dunno, I dont ask questions I'm not interested in the answers to. If you want a couple people have left but I couldn't tell you what they did to leave.

>>7713053
>stuttering
helo kamina

>>7713056
Y-y-y-y-yamero

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>>7713056
it is i reen

>>7713036
>>7713053
hello darkness my old friend

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>>7712946
> In one week it'll be exactly one year since I've made this shit
> That feel when not enough new characters to justify making a V2.0

>>7713032
Alive's a generous term for some even.

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>7% battery charge
>2am
Probably should sleep, have a good one everyone.

>>7713083
How's your leg doing?

>>7713083
>not enough characters
These are only the relevant ones

>>7713100
The only current relevant avatars are TND and Asgore

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>>7713110
>TND
Fuck off.

>>7713114
HOW DOES THE TRUTH FEEL?
IT BURNS! BUUUUUUURN

>>7713053
Prove it.

>>7712946
It stings slightly to know that a literally who is more relevant, but okay.

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>>7713083
BREAK A LEG, CHAMP

>>7713165
This relevancy chart is a relic of its time, it doesn't apply in current year

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>>7713138
No.

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>>7713055
>He huffs
I don't like being stuck, not again.
>His hands flash, and two objects appear in them. Weapons, one white, one black, both incredibly intricate and useless looking, how does he even fight with those guards in the way?
I guess I'll have to fight my way out again.

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>>7713095
Try not to die.

>>7713099
As bad as my throat's doing.

>>7713100
Relevancy holds no values, so it stays all the same.

>>7713173
KTB, friendless sack of shit.

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>>7713179
We need something for the current year
then I can go sit alone in a corner again

>>7713173
>laughing Irish sounds in the distance

>Jude calls me a Goyim
>I'm actually Jewish
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>7713274
fuck off idf

>>7713203
I hope you're not just visiting today

>>7713285
Kys (You)cunt

>>7713285
Indian defence force?

>>7713299
...israeli...

>tfw a master jedi threatens you but you are the Senate

[OVERWHELMING AUTISTIC SCREECHING]

>>7713314
Indonesian?

Nine inches.

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>>7713286
I'm still recovering from my unfortunate condition and I've got a convention to attend to this weekend, but after that make no mistakes you'll see more of your favorite human being in action very soon.

>>7713354
Lovely

>>7713354
Fuck yeah

>>7713354
Can't wait for it

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>>7713354
Godspeed, Seth

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>>7713340
>not being 10 inch like batista and iron sheik...
I can dream right?

>>7713402
Yukine when are you gonna stop being such a meme loving faggot?

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>>7713446
when hg dies

>>7713320
IVE HAAAAAAAD IT WITH THIS MOTHERFUCKING SITH? LORD?

Pokérus, the official name given to the Pokémon Virus, was one of the subjects that Pokémon experts still had very little knowledge of. As its name suggests, it was a virus that infected Pokémon. Depending on the particular strain, the infection lasted anything between 1 and 4 days, giving the affected Pokémon mild flu –like symptoms, but also greatly enhancing the ability of the Pokémon to adapt and learn, turning battles and encounters into invaluable sources of experience, leading to the popular theory that the virus was used by Pokémon to improve their breeding quality.

Unfortunately, due both to the brief duration of the infection as well as the rarity of the infection in the first place, as well as the fact that a Pokémon would become immune to the virus after their first infection and despite the highly contagious nature of the virus, research so far had been very limited.

Human infections were unheard of and it was the opinion of experts that due to the great biological differences between humans and Pokémon, human infection by Pokérus was a clinical impossibility. But it should never be forgotten that the world of Pokémon held many secrets, just waiting for the dawn of discovery.

Mewtwo had, due to the circumstances of his ‘creation’ and his early existence, a great interest in genetics, genetical manipulation and cloning. Due to this, the case of Ash Ketchum had become a very interesting research project for him. He had recognised that Ash was different from all of the other humans he had come into contact with when the boy had been able to survive the crossfire between the Original Pokémon and its clone.

Fascinated by this event, he had analysed the samples that he had collected from the boy before the battle. What he had found had surprised him so much that he still had difficulty wrapping his mind around it. Ash had been infected with a strain of Pokérus that had mutated, writing itself into his genetic code, turning itself into a chronic infection. As with Pokémon, the virus empowered Ash, but in his case the virus had given his cells an extreme ability to heal and resist damage. This is what had enabled him to survive the battle between the two most powerful Psychic Pokémon on the planet.

But the gift came with a cost. The rapid healing and increased resistance also left him unable to physically mature, this ability requiring a tremendous amount of energy every day and even with the amount of food that Ash consumed, he was using his own bio-energy to feed the virus, a source which was rapidly being depleted.

Mewtwo’s studies had found that humans produce an increased amount of bio-energy as they matured, reflecting the enormous changes that their bodies were undergoing. The virus had so far been feeding off of this extra amount, which is why Ash had suffered no ill effects so far, but as soon as this extra energy was consumed and the virus started to feed on the energy that he needed to sustain everyday life, he would suffer a rapid decline.

Despite Mewtwo’s best efforts to find a cure, in an attempt to repent for his earlier actions, he had come up empty-handed. The best that the Psychic Pokémon could come up with was a temporary measure to ensure that Ash would have the necessary bio-energy to feed the virus. But from what he knew of the boy, he was certain that he would never agree to the plan. In any case, Mewtwo still had his fellow clones to protect, so he couldn’t risk exposing himself to the boy and his companions. Internal debate had raged inside of Mewtwo over the last few weeks, the Pokémon unsure about what he should do.

But the other day he had discovered that the virus, in an effort to survive the probable demise of its host, had started to mutate further, developing the ability to excrete pheromones to lure sexual partners to the boy, as it would then be able to use the boy’s ejaculate to infiltrate another host. This explained both the boy’s older companion’s obsession with courting women and the obsessive feelings that his female companion was developing for Ash, although fortunately the older companion’s attempts at courtship were disastrous.

In addition, Mewtwo had discovered to his horror that the virus sought to have the girl impregnated, using its pheromones to further develop the boy and girl’s bodies, as it would be able to feed for longer from something that still had a lifetime of growing to do. Of course, this entailed completely taking over the mind of the girl, turning her into little better than an incubator. This struck far too close to home for Mewtwo and he had little choice but to intervene, in order to save the children from the virus.

After I get done beheading all of these pedophiles I'm coming for you autistic pokefag shitheads next

It was darkest night when Mewtwo started his intervention. Staying in the shadows surrounding the campsite that the boy and his companions were currently using, he used his abilities to reach out to their sleeping minds. The older companion was unsuited for his plan due to having passed puberty and the Pokémon outside of their Pokéballs would likely only interfere, so he put them into a deep slumber.

Focusing on the sleeping children, he used both Confusion and Hypnosis o them, the attacks amplified with his enormous power, soon having the children leave their sleeping bags, heading in a daze towards the nearby stream.

Keeping to the shadows, Mewtwo floated behind them, making sure that no other humans or Pokémon would interfere by using his Pressure Ability to empty the area. Soon the children had reached the stream, the water reflecting the gentle moonlight. Without further ado the children started to remove their clothes, their dazed minds responding to Mewtwo illusion’s of a morning bath, completely unaware of their companion right next to them.

>Mewtwo will never impregnate you
;-;

Ash wasted little time in removing his black T-shirt, his blue trousers and black boxers following in short order to form a messy pile on the grassy bank. Misty also undressed relatively quickly, her yellow crop top soon joined by her jean shorts and pink panties in a neat pile on the grass. The pale moonlight played over their bodies, the paler areas usually covered by their swimsuits contrasting with their sun-kissed limbs. Due to the amount of hiking and climbing that the children had done since the start of their journey, they were very fit, their bodies slim with wiry muscles. Ash’s infection only arrested his growth after the infection, leaving him with his fit body, but also with a small hairless penis that crowned an equally hairless and smooth scrotum. In contrast, Misty’s growth was evidenced by the slight swellings behind her cherry pink nipples and the hint of a curve to her hips. Her vulva, still hairless, was starting to lose some of its puffiness, her labia starting to develop into proper petals to cover the flower of her sex.

Still dazed, both nude children entered the stream, shivering at the coolness of the water, their nipples immediately becoming hard with Ash’s scrotum drawing tight. He stayed close to the shore, while Misty started to swim around, the children acting as they normally would for their baths.

Hidden in the shadows, Mewtwo’s surveyed the situation calmly. In order for Ash to survive, he would need to take the extra bio-energy the girl was producing and transfer it to the boy by using a modified version of Power Swap, which would work best if the children were sharing their psychic auras, which in the present circumstances would best be achieved at the moment of conception. As the virus had been busy preparing them for this, Mewtwo would use the circumstances to eliminate both the virus before it could infect the girl, transfer the energy to the boy and use the awakened maternal instincts in the girl to get her far away from the virus.

He knew that the other powerful Pokémon would not long ignore his usage of Pressure, so time was of the essence. Exerting his psychic influence over the children, he made their arousal spike, passion coursing through their veins as he made them leave the stream, the illusion of normalcy having given him the necessary opening to force these radical changes onto their minds. The effects were immediately visible, Ash’s immature penis stiffening and curving upwards, while Misty’s labia were opened slightly, her clit throbbing as it too was filled with blood, her breasts aching as her desire grew.

Letting their instincts take control of their minds and making them aware of each other, Mewtwo watched as the children locked eyes, the girl’s blue eyes and the boy’s brown orbs burning with desire. Soon they were in each other’s arms, their hands trailing down backs and kneading tight soft asses as their lips were locked together, their tongues battling for domination. As far as Mewtwo knew, in matters such as these the male usually took the lead, but as he saw Misty force Ash onto the soft grass, her hips straddling him as she rubbed her dripping sex against the shaft of his throbbing penis, he thought that it suited her personality, a personality he couldn’t allow the virus to consume.

Taking firm lead of the sexual duet, Misty raised herself above Ash and slowly slipped her sex onto his rigid penis. Being as tomboyish as she was, she had long ago lost the thin membrane guarding her birth canal, leaving no barrier to impede the boy’s penis as it strove to fill her, but the tightness of her virgin cunt meant that she had to slowly lower herself down onto him before she was able to sheathe him completely inside of her.

Taking a few moments to savour the feeling of full penetration, their chests heaving as the gasped from the exertion, they were soon overwhelmed by their desires. Building up a rhythm, Ash used his hips to sink his penis ever deeper into Misty, his hands soon palming her growing chest, his fingers tweaking the hard pink nipples that adorned them. Using the hands planted onto his hairless chest and moving her hips, Misty forced herself ever faster down onto his prick, her tight warm walls squeezing the invading organ as she tried to mash her aching clit against his pelvis. A fine layer of perspiration was building up on their bodies as their moans got ever louder, the fire of pleasure racing along their nerves.

Noting that Ash’s aura was starting to rapidly expand, signalling that the boy was not far from orgasm, Mewtwo knew that it was time for the last phase of his plan. Floating towards the copulating couple, he kept himself hidden from their awareness, which wasn’t too difficult as their minds were consumed with their pleasure. With both of his hands aimed at the bouncing young girl’s pelvis, he waited patiently, power crackling at his fingertips.

Here's a quick rundown
>Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
>In contact with aliens
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control france with an iron but fair fist
>Own castles & banks globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.

With an explosive moan Ash forced his hips upwards, pleasure blasting through him as his young dick jerked again and again, his seed racing to fill the girl’s womb, where a fertile egg waited, the virus following in the streams of his ejaculate. As her egg was penetrated by a single sperm, Mewtwo felt the couple’s psychic auras overlap at the moment that they created new life. With a sweep of his left hand from the girl towards Ash, he transferred her extra bio-energy to the boy while he clenched his right fist, using Barrier to isolate the virus that was concentrated in the rest of Ash’s ejaculate. Satisfied that the transfer of bio-energy had been a success, he swung his left arm back to her pelvis and used Psystrike to eradicate the virus from her body, the power of the attack causing a resonance with her psychic aura, tipping her over into an explosive orgasm, her mouth opening in a wordless cry as the pleasure burned through her soul, her body rigid where it was still impaled on the boy’s.

Mewtwo barely had time to be satisfied with the results of his intervention before Misty toppled off of Ash, the intense orgasm having sent her straight to sleep. Noting that the boy wasn’t in much of a better shape, Mewtwo used his telekinesis to quickly wash the children with water from the stream, using his psychic abilities to make sure that they slept. Again utilising telekinesis, he moved the children and their clothes back to their campsite, manoeuvring them into their sleeping bags. He was aware that they would probably be alarmed by their state of undress when they awoke in the morning, but they would most likely explain it away as something they did in their sleep.

Wiping the night’s events from their minds, he manipulated the girl’s mind a bit more. Sharpening her maternal instincts, he made sure that her desire to return home was powerful enough to overcome the effect of the virus. She would soon enough realise that she was carrying new life and Mewtwo didn’t know how she would react, but from what he had glimpsed in her mind, he thought she would welcome the chance to have a child, her desire for family being very strong. He just hoped that time away from the virus would make her strong enough to resist its influence if she met Ash again.

As for the boy, he would survive... for now. Mewtwo was uncertain about where this course of events was headed, but he knew that he needed to protect this brave and kind boy from the virus inside of him.

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wow, you are all so great at rp

This is the worst thread on this entire board right now.

>screeches

>>7713655
Nah, TLHG exists.

If you actually believe Rin is nine inches you're retarded.

>>7713655
>worse
>when furfag threads exists

go back to your diaper/scat threads

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>>7713663

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Who would win?

>>7713666
Satan trips confirm

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>>7713666
but it's canon
Rin has a massive schlonger

>>7713708
Case in point.

>>7713695
Jussut

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>Lights a cigarette

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>>7713714
IT'S CANON

We should invite ERP Junko.

>>7713729
Have you seen it?

I think Rin's dick is literally a canon

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>>7713741
N-no
but it's all part of hg canon!
>>7713745
It shoots web

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>Smokes

>>7713758
Canons shoot canonballs

CAWFEE

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>>7713765
>grows

>>7713761

>>7713758
You do realize that only 0,01% of the world population is above 8 inches, let alone 9?

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>looks around wondering what the fuck is happening

>>7713758
>web
>not ropes

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>>7713781
I don't think I would
>>7713768
but his shoots from his balls

>>7713796
0.01% is still 700 000 people

>>7713808
Only 40% of those have internet access, so make that 280k out of 7,000,000k

>>7713808
And odds are, more likely than not, you'll never meet one of them.

>>7713823
or 1 out of 25,000.
Have you even talked to 25,000 different people in your entire life?

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>>7713823
>7,000,000k
I'm sorry but what the fuck

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>>7713796
YOU DON'T GET IT
IT'S HG CANON

>>7713842
What's the matter? Can't into SI prefixes or the American number system?

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>Lights another one.

>>7713866
This shit isn't Runescape just say 7 billion

>>7713866
7000000 and 700000 are two different numbers dumpass

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G-guys please stop talking about my dick

>>7713876
280 to 7,000,000 is easier to imagine.
>>7713885
7,000,000k is approximately the number of people on the planet.