ERP thread - Pounding that boibutt edition Previous strapon

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>>7708706

That's gay tho

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>>7708602
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE.

>>7708735
>The anon takes sassy snek alive
You were saying?

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>>7708755
PUT ME DOWN!
I SWEAR TO FUCK, I'LL KILL YOU!
PUT ME THE FUCK DOWN!

rawr

>>7708706
B-but that...that's lewd!

>>7708711 (pivot)
>He's not packing as much as you think someone would after having defeated some many men strangely enough.
Ah, so I was right, you seemed like the warrior type to me. And killing may be wrong but like you said what choice does one have when confronted by the enemy?
Perhaps you could join me out on the battlefield and we could make sweet sweet mayhem together.
>He dips her back slightly with his arm securely wrapping around her waist and his head leaning into slowly towards her as his words grow more sultry by the second

I wanna fuck that smug girl

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>>7708645
>When she sees the anon crying and begging for release she sucks even harder to make him supplicate for the release he was dying to have. Her tongue lapping on the tip of his cock now slightly slides the tip of it, teasing his urethra with gentle slow movements as her large breasts don't stop masturbating his shaft like before. She squeezes both of her breasts with more force, almost trying to completely smother his dick between those large bags of flesh while she sorbs on the tip like a straw, letting out lout of sloppy wet noises. Her mouth was drooling lots at the taste of his precum.. so young and delicious, just what she wanted.. She eyes the anon's face with lustful eyes, eating his soul inside and finally.. the purple shade on her eyes dissapear and so does the magic blocking his cock from bursting. His cock was completely free now, he could cum at any moment but her tongue was still teasing the entrance with his urethra with the tip slightly inside.. I wonder If that's going to stop his orgasm from spurting out.

>>7708809
(Like your butt.)

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LF>Mommy Cummies

Discord is required!

>>7708776
>Despite her juggling, the Anon still kept her there.
No, let me fuck you.

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>>7708872
P-put me down...
And I'll consider it.

Formally requesting "the business"

>>7708844
> eyes dissapear
disappears*

I should pay attention to my mistakes, I'm sure I'm missing some too.

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>>7708844
>Like your butt
Not them, but now I'm pretty interested in letting you have your fun like that sometime, maybe next time I see you around
Would you use Morrigan on some poor cute boys too?

>>7708904
Alright...
>The anon slowly puts down the pink-haired conductor.

>>7708735
>>7708776
>>7708844
>>7708854
>>7708904
>>7708949
Would you make me a sandwhich?

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*Hey, handsomes; hope I'm not late enough to join us in she paradise|?*
"So good, being a slut..."
"She moansnpoudly, unaware elf public audiences.
I'm a slut...

>>7708844
>The begging had built up to a fevered pitch by this point. Her tongue teasing his urethra had elicited an especially delightful number of squeals from the man, already swarmed enough with pleasure to lose himself several times over. Then the purple glow fades and the anon is free to cum. The transformation is almost instantaneous, his cock nearly exploding with the force of his orgasm. Burning hot sticky seed floods the succubi's waiting mouth and throat. At this point the sensitivity of his cock and her pumping chest are driving him mad with pleasure. His orgasm stretches on and on thanks to the amount of teasing he went through, his balls going into overdrive pouring out cum into the sultry succubuss's throat. After what seems like hours the anon collapses, spent in every sense of the word thanks to her

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>>7708972
Sure thing!
>Nonon punches him in the face.
A knuckle sandwich, that is!

>>7708984
Man i fucking wish.

>>7708972
>makes cockmeat sandwich

>>7708906
Why do you always come on so late butt anon.

>>7708984
Cankwhore sisters <3

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>>7709013
>>7708996

>>7708984
There has to be better art

>>7709014
Busy days, horny nights. I'm honestly a lot more tired than I thought I was so I'm likely passing out soon.

Did you know that the Kanker sisters are based on a disease? THEY'RE BASED ON FUCKING HERPES

>>7709012
Luffy plays them

>>7709066
I hope to catch you next time you are on at a decent hour

>>7709097
I always wondered why everyone was so afraid of them, they were sexed crazed and they wanted to be loyal housewives. I guess they pussy must stank bad.

>>7709125
I hooe so too, my friend. Have a pleasant sleep!

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>>7708995
>Anon's sperm squirts like a fountain, the strong climax of him pulling away his tongue out if his urethra, shooting powerful shoots right at the back of her throat as she keeps sucking on his member to drive him crazy during the orgasm. His cock pulsates with delight between her heavenly tits as she watches his goofy smile the moment he finally collapses his ball's content inside of the succubu's mouth and straight to her throat. The amount was surprisingly a lot, her cheeks were stuffed with his thick sperm and her throat was painted white while some of his milk was sliding down her throat. As soon as the anon collapses onto the floor, exhausted and weak she keeps sucking on his cock and a bright purple light wraps the anon's body completely. His body slowly began to disappear, his head was first following with his chest and arms until his cock was the last.. The succubus almost literally swallows his member and vanishes. A new bat appears on her leotard, engraved forever on her outfit without a body of its own and trapped eternally in an illusion of many pleasures with Morrigan. She licks her lips and floats away, looking for another prey to add on her collection.

(I hope that was good for you anon.)

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The lack of loli is truly disheartening.

>>7709116
well there goes my hopes and dreams

>>7709170
I think you have been improving since last year.

>>7709170
(It was amazing, i came super hard. Thank you so much for that

>Nonon left
Kill me.

I would like some big fat butts on my face to help me sleep please

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>>7709047
Oh, anon...we're hit and ready whenever you are~!
*She wiggles her ass against her face, grinning softly.*

>>7709213
>waited all day to do something with a particular ava
>they never showed
day was a success boys

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>>7709256
same brotha

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>>7709267

>tfw you will never be dominated and teased by a group of aggressive yet sexy women

>>7709243
>asterisks

>>7709256
Who was it

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>>7708967
>When Anon thinks Nonon is gone, she bolts.
HAHAH! SUCKER!

>lays down in bed and snuggles with his dakimakura of (censored)

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>>7709374

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>>7708706

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>>7709195
(By my point of view I am like a roller coaster, I have ups and downs but regardless I try my best every time I ERP. I put my heart and sometimes sweat on them. I do try to improve every time.)

>>7709210
(I'm soo happy to hear that anon, have a good night. I suppose you are going to sleep too, sweet dreams.)

>>7708949
(I was thinking on using another ava for poor cute boys but I can't really think about one right now, I'll figure it out. I could use Haruka with a strapon, that's something I've been wanting to do for a while.)

>>7709291
Plot twist: they all have penises.

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>>7709387
It's okay anon, everyone has one

>>7709437
yes?

>>7709437
Slightly less arousing, but I've still got a boner thinking about it

kinda strange how big my dick is

>>7709311
i don't want to make them feel bad if they see this so i'd rather not say

Looking for a futa dick to suck.

>>7709497
I feel bad already because I think it was me

>>7709511
Dubs of truth, apologize for making them feel bad anon!

>>7709538
I'm sorry.

>>7709511
And who are you then? Maybe the anon will feel better if you show up just to say hi!

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>>7709291
>tfw no hipster liberal to fuck my nazi boipucci

>>7709631
I feel embarrassed about it
P-plz don't make me

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>>7709492
Dick?

>>7709668
Yes dick

>>7709661
DO IT

>>7709638
Kinda digging the upper right-hand corner desu.

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>>7709670
Can I see it?

>>7709675
N-no
Tell me who you were expecting and I'll tell you who I am

>>7709705
Why do you always gotta tease?

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>>7709724
Yeeh, dummy me. I love teasing anon and besides... I can't find enough art of her to ERP as Purururin.

>>7709735
Keep looking. I wanna give the cat my dick for realsies

>>7709721
Milky wilky anon

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>>7709772
That makes me feel a bit better~

>>7709777
Oh look it's the slutmoth.

>>7709783
Ye. I was here all day but no one bit when I posted my card.

>>7709777
>lucky sevens
You deserve a headpat

>>7709791
What is your card anyway?

>>7709777
I would've gone for it, but sadly, I work during the day.

Where all da furries at

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>>7709797
>She smiles, a satisfied look coming across her face.
Thank you, Anon~ but I'm sorry, I have to go now~
(Seriously though I've been sitting here all day for like, 15 hours straight. I gotta sleep.)

>>7709805
>

>>7709813
That's too bad~

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Huh. That person who asked for my Discord never added me. Really gets the ol' noggin a joggin'. But on the plus side, the Card Trader finally had Meme Cerberus.

>>7709866
Can /I/ add you on Discord?

>>7709866
It's real dead hours now Jiro.

>>7709841
>missed Lulu
Fucking kill me

>>7709841
Blake a cute.

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>>7709879
If you want. Just be warned that I'm prone to randomly ghosting because I get easily distracted by things and I sometimes forget to respond. But I try to keep conversations going, for all my social awkardness.

>>7709883
But it's not even 2 am yet.

>>7709912
>that pic
Did you make that?

>>7709912
Est it's almost 3

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>>7709927
Someone posted the template and I did my best to match the font and aesthetics.

>>7709935
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqqhWrppAu4

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>>7709927
Here anon

>>7709969
>doesn't even say what the font is

>>7709638
>THIS IS TOTALLY VIOLATING THE NAP, BUT IT FEELS SOO GOOOOD!!!

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>>7710013
Sorry I didn't made it. I took it from the anon who actually made it. I don't remember which font I used but it looks close enough.

I miss Chloe

All I want for Valentine's day is _________

>>7710183
IS ALREADY ENDED!

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>>7710183
A waifu. Or a harem. Or both! I'm not picky. But V-Day is over, my man. Now it's time for the true holiday of February: Discount Candy Day.

>>7710205
>>7710215
B-But I'm in Alaska...

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Dead hours and after valentines but fuck it reporting in boys!
>>7709772
(Sorry to miss you if I did man, had a busy night. Don't be afraid to ask again if you want.)

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>>7710225
Solid Snake is that you

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>>7710215
Master I believe you already have a harem with the Kirito Is Always Right Foundation.

>>7710239
Hey, it's
http://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/7664357/#7665005
here. Think you'd be game for continuing? I've got a short window I can play in.

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>>7710225
>>7710253
The mission's over, Snake. You've been compromised.

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>>7710263
(I'd love to finish up man! It's your turn, go ahead and pick up where we left off.)

>>7710183
Already over, but I did want to continue my date with Midare.

>>7710225
F-Fairbanks?

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>>7710260
>looks at the KARF (ugh what a terrible acronym, let's not use that one again) employment page
>Fi
>...
>...
>........?
>And there was a bunch of angry scribbles and writing saying mean and nasty things about other people, including a little stick figure with stink lines coming out from. Who that was meant to be was only for Kirito to know.

...uh, yeah... totally. Totally a solid... employment. The best.

>>7710270
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_ca6akbGXQ

>>7710239
Could I get some sort of sweaty rough dominating sex with Daidouji? Like she's training me and it goes into that?

>>7710284
(Gotcha, just wanted to check.)
>It was a vague enough instruction to leave him plenty of freedom. As much as he wanted to jam his cock deep into Parasoul's depths, his hands were eager, too. He glanced over into her eyes, the hunger he felt clear in his gaze as he held it on hers, and swirled his fingers up from her entrance, to tease around her clit, in a soft circle. His meat throbbed against her thigh as he repositioned himself, kissing over her neck with a barely-constrained eagerness, his lips following the line leading to the dip under her neck. His other hand took the breast he aimed for, his thumb rolling over the nipple as his tongue flicked out across her skin with each kiss.
I'm sure you wanted me inside you, princess...but I'll need to enjoy the rest of you first...
>He gave her a grin before popping her nipple between his lips, sucking it in gently, then releasing it to roll the tip of his tongue around it as his finger slipped into her pussy.

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>>7710326
You wanted what?
>The brawny, buxom shinobi could hear that from a mile away, hopping down from a vast cliff only to land on her feet like it was nothing right in front of you. She postures herself straight and proud, arms crossed and a harsh look in her eyes. Her large breasts were lifted up with her arms and her six-pack in clear view as she sized you up.
Well, if that's your Idea of a date then I'm listening. I guess my dinner date with the butcher's shop will wait an hour or two.
>She leans dead into your face, her fierce eyes looking dead into yours to judge your resolve.
I'm not a big ideas man, what's the best you got lightweight?

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>>7710326
And then she gets a fuckhuge strapon and deflowers your defenseless ass, eh?

>>7710400
Gay.

>>7710400
>pegging
There's a reason this Junko is better than ebin edgy despair Junkie.

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>>7710409

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>>7710409
It's not gay if she forces you to wear a skirt and some cute panties first.

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>>7710371
Oh,~ He likes to play with his women does he?
>Parasoul couldn't help but faintly moan at all the gentle teasing he was doing to her sensitive body. Her breasts stimulated by his touch, one nipple hardening to the pinch of his finger, the other a stiff plaything for the tongue in his mouth. He molded the soft flesh with each kiss and squeeze, his other hand teasing away at her tight pussy. She could feel his index slide into her delicate inner walls, rubbing and teasing away inside her with a novice but pleasurable skill.
D...Did you think your princess weak enough for only one finger? What did we say about holding back now young citizen?

Dun worry bout it

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Don't mind me, just posting my cards.

>>7710400
(Not my game senpai)

>>7710390
>Her showy entrance made him stammer for a moment, but he was made of sterner stuff than one might expect. You had to be to have your eyes on the infamous Hanzo shinobi Daidouji. It took even more of him to not be lost gazing at the mass of her breasts of her firm tummy.
I know you like to roughouse, how about we do that?
>He realized he was courting danger here, but he couldn't resist now that he was given the opportunity.
I want to wrestle with you!

>>7710451
It's not holding back, it's savoring.
>He kept his eyes on Parasoul's while he flicked his tongue around her nipple, and even as he wrapped his lips back over it. His finger swirled inside of her, until he found just the right spot with the fingertip, curling in as his thumb reached up, and rested under her hard nub. He applied a gentle pressure there, riding up and down as he breathed her in, whatever perfumes that mixed with her natural scent swirling around his senses as he popped off her nipple. His hand took over on that breast, while he trailed a line over to the other, kissing and licking as he scooped across her walls with a coaxing rub.
How often does someone like me get a chance to enjoy his princess, and her body?
>A cursory look...before he smirked, and wrapped his lips around her other nipple, letting out a low, rumbling groan around the stiff bit of flesh.

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>>7710308
>Fi floats near him over his back to read the list of employees of KARF. She was the only employee in the last... but he said he had a lot of girls in a mansion or something.

I.. I still think you have a harem, I am part of your HUGE harem of one spirit sword that looks like a girl

>>7710489
>that 8 of diamonds
HNNNNNGG

>>7710489
>Don't minde her.

Whatever happened to sage?

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>>7710505
>>7710506
If someone wanted to do a something I wouldn't be completely against it though.

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Good evening, thread.

Discord?

>>7710537
Good Morning, miss.

>dabs

>>7710537
Mornin' beautiful

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>>7710490
>In the back of her mind she realized that was exactly the kind of answer she wanted to hear, as a wide, cocky grin grew on her face.
Oh-ho-ho, we got ourselves a little fighter in here now don't we?
>Dai reaches out and ruffles up his hair, just to give him a little taste of the grip strength of her palm. The other hand fashions a scroll which she lets hit the ground, it transforms the small area around them into a wrestling ring for a ninja duel. Daidouji struts her way to the opposite corner of the ring, letting her jacket slid off her shoulders and flaunting that toned back.
This one of my favorite dueling set-ups, hope you don't mind. Roman rules, no eye gouging, no fish-hooks, I'll throw in no breaking bones.
>She reaches her side and pulls her rope belt off, wearing nothing but her panties and the wraps on her chest.
And you fight naked too, but I'm gonna make you earn it past the skivvies. I'm waiting romeo.

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>>7710502
>While Kirito was staring blankly at the astonishingly empty list, with Fi's name written in incredibly fancy Old English text reminiscent of "The" from Spongebob's essay, he did not notice his sword familiar floating behind him, peeking over his shoulder. Not until her shadow fell upon the page, causing Kirito to let out a shout and stuff the paper back into his coat. The boy moved a few steps away, turned and faced her, feeling like his privacy was violated.

You weren't supposed to see that! It means nothing! Nothing! It's an in progress sort of thing and I would ask you to mind your own business!

>His hands were beginning to ball into fists, until she spoke. The offended male listened and was quick to realize that she was actually trying to make him feel better. A wave of guilt washed over him, guilty and confusion. Kirito had no idea why she would play up what she saw like that, or even try and cheer him up. At a loss for a snarky response, the boy simple sighed and let the guilt he was feeling cast over his face.

Yeah, okay you got me. It's a starter sort of harem. Happy now?

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>>7710546
And to you as well, Anon, though it is already twilight where I am... what a marvel of today, no? To speak half a world apart in the blink of an eye...

>>7710569
Good morning, dearie! And my thanks for the compliment, ahuhuhu...

>>7710581
>dearie
>ahuhuhu
You aren't a spider

>>7710537
What's good, girl?

>>7710581
I would not call it a marvel miss, if anything is a curse. For even if we can reach so far away and so fast, morning is still morning and night is still night a divide that no technology can overcome.

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>>7710500
>Parasoul let out faint yelps of arousal at his technique, showing more finesse than she had originally thought. She felt his finger skillfully circle and tease her inner walls, a loud moan the telltale sign he found his mark in her. She felt him slave away inside of her as he helped himself to the large, supple breasts before him. His mouth pulled off her breast only to soon tease the other, his tongue swirling sensually around her hard nipple as his mouth vibrates to her soft flesh. He kneaded and sucked away at her chest, light pinches, licks, and thrusts keeping her on her toes.
I...I can't argue with a man of taste, a man willing to impress his princess ever so is more than welcome to her in my rule. Please don't stop on my behest~

>>7710572
>The arena definitely set the mood. The male remained mostly unphased - he followed her instructions to the letter, too focused on his intent to be worried by such things as shame or embarrassment. His eyes locked on her as she strips down, her entire body toned and solid looking save the wonderfully large, fat, wobbly breasts, once he was stripped down to his birthday suit it was an unfortunate sight effect of the sight he was sporting a bit of an erection.
E-ehm...
>He pushes past worrying about it, taking a step forward to her, then taking a bit of a pose, readying his arms, steadying his legs.
I'm ready!

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>>7710633
>Dai chuckled as she watched the man eagerly strip bare for her little challenge, his cock already stiff and bare for her eyes. She was actually rather impressed to see some musculature under his clothes, a good sign that she didn't have to hold too much back. The moment he gave his approval and pose she simply took one swift, blinding dash right up to his face. She stood completely still and straight with her muscular arms around her heavy chest once more, stiff as a statue and unflinching.
Pin me.

>>7710669
yare yare daze...

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>>7710577
>Fi gasps at his response it was so rough, it was so straight forward and cold that she even felt the emotion through her cold emotionless heart but she tries to remain polite in front of Kirito, she easily doesn't get upset and listens to him until he finally calms down. She tilts her head closer to his ear, whispering very closely.

I am the start of your harem. You think I didn't know what you did that night?

>>7710632
>He absorbed himself in Parasoul's softness, her curves, and the damp heat rolling along his hand as he churned within her with his fingers. His hardness ached, but he only noticed that as he brushed along her thigh, while kissing over her breast, around the rim of her nipple. He pulled his index finger out of her, slowly, making sure to give her entrance a little bit of a stretch with the tug.
Yes...impressing you...
>It was true, in a sense, but more in the way that a man wants to impress his woman. Maybe some of that might have leaked out as he looked up into her eyes again. He gave her breast a last kiss, before reaching for her hips, and grasping them firmly. Turning her over, he adjusted himself again, with his dick twitching between her thighs before he began to lick down her back. Two fingers that time, his middle and ring, slid into her pussy, as he braced with the other two, and then curled his thumb in to stroke over her clit once more. His other hand caressed her backside, as his lips drifted over the small of her back.
And it sounds like you are impressed, so far...

>>7710669
>The sudden motion forward, stopping mere inches from ihs face with her breasts wobbling in front of his face, took him completely off guard. He let out a yelp, falling back onto his ass with a rather embarrassing pose accompanying, given his nudity. He was quick on his feet, a bit indignant from that mistep, and made his move.
Haaah!
>He pushed against her, his hands wrapping around her firm torso, and his face unable to help but smoosh right into those bound breasts. He lets out a muffled cry against them as he starts to push, muscles flexing as he tries to pull - having quite the difficult time making the ninja budge at all.

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>>7710680
>A grump Kirito sat himself down with a pout, arms crossed and slightly slouched in a nearby chair. His grand ambition and grandstanding have been utterly and completely exposed and he was rather bitter about that. Not bitter that he grew hateful as he was wont to do, but he was clearly a little cranky. This crankiness would evaporate in a moment when Fi leaned her head close to his ear and whispered something that caused the boy to grow flustered, a rose colour beginning to form on his cheeks.

I... I have no idea what you're talking about! Oh, you mean the night where I totally proved how great I was? Of course you know, you were there! You certainly aren't talking about the night where I may or may not have used the sword as makeshift kebab one night while questing. ...actually forget I said that.

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>>7710592
Mmm, indeed. I may not have the spindly legs and body of an Ariados, but I have my own brand of silk to spin... so to speak. Heehee~...

>>7710596
What is good? Why, my dear, all things are good. Even the grey clouds that weigh down the blue skies can renew the forests.
But if you mean to be specific and ask about my state of mind... then I must say, I feel quite splendid.

>>7710624
Do you not suppose that that is quite a pessimistic way of looking at it, Anon? As even if the world doesn't change, as the sun sets to the east with each day... such phenomenon is now inadequate to stop two souls from communicating with each other.

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>>7710682
Ah~!
>Parasoul couldn't hide much under her regal status at the pleasure she was feeling at his hand. She could feel his thirsting tongue snake it's way down the tight curves of her body, his dick constantly teasing her thighs with it's throbbing heat. She clenched her face in modesty as he slid out his finger, only to gasp out when it was replaced with two. She could feel his dexterous fingers massage away at her delicate insides. Rubbing and stroking along the passageways inside her as her breath grew heavy and panting.
I...Impressed yes, but also eager still. It's fine to lavish your lady but don't think that justifies toying with your princess young man. She knows what she wants~

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(Yes or no?)

>>7710723
Hah. Adorable...

>>7710723
That's a pretty cool outfit you got, uh, what's your name again?

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>>7710721
Yeeep I was talking exactly about the night where you proved how greeeaaaaaaaaaattt you were. Of course...

>For the first time Fi changes her tone into a sarcastic one, tilting her head even more to the point that her chin was restin on Kirito's shoulders, looking at his blushing cheeks. Fi opens her mouth for a brief moment and sticks her tongue out, quickly lapping her tongue at Kirito's left cheek.

It was that night. If you want me to forget about, I can. Just say the word, Master.

>>7710729
>He had to pause for a second, gathering himself before he went any further. Parasoul's depths were wringing against his fingers, her body at least expressing its need in a more desperate way. What she just said was probably the closest he'd get to hearing her ask to be fucked...something that might count as a plea, even. He could enjoy her in other ways after filling her with his cock, and pulled his fingers out as his breath blasted down along the crevice between her plush rear cheeks. A second more passed as he took the opportunity to taste her juices from his fingers.
I can't have you getting impatient.
>A last kiss planted at the cleft of her ass, and he slipped up, moving his hand to cup over the nape of her neck and caress it. The other came in front of her, fingers glistening with her juices as he positioned himself, wedging her lips apart with his bulging cockhead. He felt brittle with his hardness, a single iron line of stiffness the only thing holding his meat together. Easily, he began to slide into her, with precum and her juices helping him as his hips rocked.
You know, your flavor is incredible, princess. You should try it.

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>>7710700
>Dai watches as the horny hunk of a man yelped at her feet and fell flat on his ass, soon spurring up to her and tackling her muscular form head on. She watches him wrap those arms around her arms and plunge his head right between her bandaged bosom, jerking and straining to do so much as move her an inch. Dai lets out a low, menacing chuckle as he keeps pushing at her, a devious grin forming on her face.
You caught me~
>She murmurs out as you feel a pair of buff biceps grip your body like a vice. One wraps around your torso the whole length while the other headlocks you into her massive breasts. She lifts you off your feet for a brief moment until you're pinned hard to the mat on the floor. Her toned, curvy body lies still and rigid over you, your face buried in her chest, your dick rubbing against her broad hips, and her long messy hair flowing all over you from above.
Don't make me start the count loverboy.
>>7710677
(Hol Horse up that a motherfucking jojo reference?!?!)

>>7710723
Pessimist? Maybe. Wrong? Not at all.
We are nothing but children in a crib, stretching our arms at the stars, forever banned to truly reach them. Curse to this world, that let us see shores we will never walk upon and spoke words with people we could only meet for a flickering moment before being called upon by our chores, speaking in languages that can barely let us convey our feeling and intent. An exercise in frustration and nothing more.

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>>7710785

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>>7710778
I...prefer more foreign tastes actually, maybe a good man to be precise.
>She brushes off his sly remarks as he plays with every inch of her body, his lips gently tickling the plump curves of her ass. She didn't protest a bit at his grip, soon rewarded with the feeling of his warm, long, thick cock sliding itself into place within her womb. She let out a long, contented sigh as he finally began to thrust inside her with his dick. Parasoul takes note of his continued skills, biting her lip and rocking her wide hips with his as he plunges deeper within her. She wraps her arms around his shoulders, her long red hair flowing about as she feels his precum leak and lubricate her.
You certainly do know how to spoil a woman, don't you?~

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>>7710774
>Kirito was taken rather aback by two things: One, was Fi's sudden sarcasm. It seemed that he was beginning to rub off on her in more ways than in that way that night that totally did not happen at all ever. Two, her sudden licking of his rosy cheeks, which only served to cause the color to grow brighter and more noticeable. The girly jaw of Kirito buckled in resolution, he will not go down this way! He was the best player in ERP Online, darn it! Though his cheeks were still blushing, they spread in a grin which caused the boy's eyes to sparkle.

Oh, come on, like I'd ever ask you to forget our very first uh.... "bonding exercise". Who'd want to forget the night that their bodies was blessed by the potent and mighty seed of yours truly? I oughta donate this stuff to science, ya know? They could probably make genius super babies and save the human race from a voluntary extinction. And you got a nice little taste of that stuff.

>>7710830
I'll be here for you to sample, princess...
>His forehead rested on Parasoul's as he brushed his fingers along the nape of her neck, the rocks of his hips turning into slow rolls as he plunged deeper into her, forcing himself until he bottomed out. Glancing down at her lips, he gave a heavy twitch inside of her before he resumed his deep, short thrusts, adding an up and down rock as he felt himself brush at her depths. His shaft pulsed against her walls as he spread his legs -- hers too, with the motion -- and aimed their groins to brush together as he kept a slow, rhythmic pace.
And I stand by what I said before. I'll leave you entirely satisfied, not begging for more. Well, until tomorrow morning.
>He let out a laugh along with his hoarse, deep groans, putting no effort into restraining them as he let the sensation of her tight heat wash over him, soothing his throbbing meat.

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(I messed that up.)
>>7710754
The teacup calls the kettle ornate.

>>7710772
I welcome the kind remarks, especially as this is a furisode I've sewn and tailored myself, along with all the others my lovely girls we- oh my, did I get distrait again? My sincerest apologies, heeheehee... I am Valerie. Gym Leader and Matron to Laverre City and all the beauty framed by its heavy boughs.

>>7710812
I see that you view the world through the reflections of a nihilistic mirror... Ah, I do recall the last person I have encountered to hold such a mind of our existence. I have no quarrel with you, but heed this... such a way of thinking will only lead to needless despair and self-ruin.

And besides that... it is more lightening on the heart to simply enjoy the world for what it is. At least I certainly think so.

>>7710872
Is not nihilistic if is it true.
The World is moving up and I’ve to follow it.
Have a pleasant evening.

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>>7710871
How confident are we in our skills.
>Parasoul had little but coy remarks to match him, his motions and words far more than what she had ever expected. His fingers danced along her body, each caress and stroke was calming as he worked for the real prize below. As he pushed her legs apart she showed some talents of her own, taking the initiative and spreading her long legs apart in a full split to give him deeper access inside of her.
You act like the kind of man who's pleasured royalty before.
>She wraps her long legs around his waist as he bucks and thrusts into her birthing hips, her arms wrapping themselves around his back until her form was pressed to his. Her large, firm breasts pushed into his chest, her crimson hair tickled his face and shoulders as his drooling, hard dick pounded away at her womanhood.
I like that~

>>7710872
Huh. You made that all by yourself? I'd be impressed if I knew anything about sewing.
>Seeing as she was completely harmless, the man took a few steps until he was almost right in front of her. He bent down on one knee to get a better look at her.
Well, I'll call you Val. And since you're here, I'm guessing you're looking for a good time, eh?

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>>7710859
>Fi floats back because hearing those words made her blush for some reason, she hides her face on her huge cape that was covering her shoulders and part of her back and turns round. Was he really? I didn't thought he was going to respond with something like that.. He's truly the savior for ERP online, the hero we need to defeat the evils on this land. Kirito's personal relationship with Fi goes up plus 1 and she turns around again.

Y-yeah! I'm not going to forget science, we need further analysis to draw a conclusion about... this. The odds are in our favour, as long as we keep repeating the same experiment over and over again we should come into a conlusion for... this.

>What? Did she really stuttered at the beginning of her sentence? Welp that was something else, even for a spirit sword like her.

>>7710911
I never have...but I've pleased a woman before.
>Perhaps more than one, with the way he adjusted himself as he listened to her body, dragging his knees up a little more so his stiff curve could scoop along her walls with a deeper pressure, and his thighs squeezed in against hers. Since they were so tightly pressed, he could feel Parasoul's heat against him, her stiff nipples, the slight humidity building between their bodies as they embraced each other. He ran his fingers through her hair, gathering it up before tilting his head down, to press his lips against hers. His stolen kiss was short, slow, but full of a restrained hunger as a gentle clap started between their hips.
And right now, you're my woman, princess.
>He grinned, moving his head to one side, his lips finding her ear. His breath burst out over it as he groaned, then took the lobe between his teeth, giving her a nibble before licking over where he had clamped down. He took her neck with his kisses and licks too, gradually guiding more of his cock in and out of her, but with the same slow, easy pace...every inch of her pussy felt as if it was crafted to give as much as it took in pleasure.
So I'm going to make you feel as amazing as you do wrapped around me.

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>>7710953
>At least back with the verbal upper hand, Kirito relaxed a little. His hands went behind his head, acting as a makeshift cushion as he basked in the effect he had on the girl. That arrogant smirk of his only grew a little wider, but his lips still remained closed aside from when he spoke.

The same experiment, huh? Oh, yeah, for science. The science of Kirito, can there ever be a more noble thing to stud-wait what

>The realization of what exactly Fi was referring to hit Kirito hard. He sat up, and his eyes glanced over at the familiar, noting that her expression was a bit... off. Human, almost. With the sarcasm, and now the stutter, Kirito began to wonder whether their time together was helping her become more like a person and less like a floating human shaped calculator, a term that he may have described her as once or twice during his level grinding travels.

You wanna.. you wanna run that last part by me again? In people terms?

Take a look.
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/AcidChan

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>>7710958
Ah~.....Such experience is it's own reward young citizen. Not often does your princess run into such a delightful treat.
>The body of the Renoir princess was nothing to take lightly, her partner savoring and indulging in every last sensual crevice and curve he could hold. Her will to compose herself was fleeting and battered as she gripped him to her tall, voluptuous body with her strength. Her warm, panting breath could be heard hitting his ears until it was stifled by a kiss, the princess showing her years of skill in kissing him back with those plump lips. Her tongue snaked away inside his mouth, slowly massaging his as his hips bucked away. She could feel the night reach it's peak as he pulled off and ravished her neckline with a flurry of kisses, his cock drooling with heavy loads of pre as it just kept pounding away at her tight, luxurious womb. She leaned to his ear and simply whispered.
Then make your princess your woman, don't hold your urges back any longer.~

>>7711006
It's all good. Sleep well, dude.

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>>7710903
I suppose it does... Then we will have to move along with it.
And have an equally-pleasant day, Anon. Whatever time it is where you are.

>>7710915
Val... What a darling nickname, from a darling boy such as yourself~...
>A quiet rustle of her sleeves, and Valerie was covering the lower half of her face with a hand. The pink fabric rippled with a few giggles and ethereal murmurs from the Gym Leader.
A good time? Indeed, I am always in search of new experiences to treasure and hold dear... Tell me, Anon. Do you?

(Or at least I would if I didn't have to sleep at this moment... I'm so sorry, Anon. Perhaps the next time I'm here, though.)

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Truly, dead hours.

>>7711000
>She was folded under him, pressed against him, and her words hit his ears hard. He shuffled up and in, cramming as much of himself into Parasoul as she could take, before he seized her mouth again. Her tongue, her lips, both still echoed on his own from their prior kiss, and this one would be different. His tongue slid in within an instant, meeting her feminine elegance with its foil in his rough taking. Their bodies jostled together, the smell of their union hovering in the air as he let his groans and gasps muffle into her mouth with his increased pace. He could feel her drip where his underside stretched her, and their pulses meet as he rolled his hips back to the limit of their pivot, until the crest of his head hooked against her entrance, before drilling back deep into her. His tip wept inside of her, smearing along her depths when he took a split-second, after each pump, to grind into her, his body unsatisfied with anything less than taking her in entirety.

>>7711038
>People are rping more than they usually do
>HURR IT'S DED HURRS GUYS

>>7711052
Do you need a hug? It's so early in the day, yet your anger seems to be overflowing.

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>>7710979
>Fi stops floating, standing on the ground like a soldier and relaxing both of her capes on each side of her body. Her expression quickly fades and her eyes return to be a void like before, looking directly at him as she utters.

We need to perform the same experiment multiple times to draw a conclusion about the matter you spoke about. This is really important for ERP online since It could change the view of the world as a whole and we may or may not increase the quality of our players by doing so. In short terms, I think that we should keep doing forward experimenting on the land of ERP online, discovering new species and feelings. Is that what you wanted to hear, Master?

>Fi stands there emotionless once again. In her head she was calculating to see If the ''experiment'' could ever work. She doesn't know too much about lewd, mind you but she does get excited like shown in previous episodes.

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>>7711062
Theeeere's the Fi I know and love. All creepy and cold. Like a doll. Not saying you suddenly growing feelings is weird, I'm just not used to it. I'm used to you just blankly staring at me while I'm trying to eat a sandwhich, not smiling all wide and stuttering. It'd be like if I suddenly started speaking in ebonics. By the way, if that ever happens and I can't stop it, please feel free to be head me. Solemnly swear this. I will not have my careful articulated speech pattern devolve into... THAT. Okay, so basically, the more I go around "recruiting" for the Kirito Is Always Right Foundation, the likelier that things in this game will get better? Now that's something I can get behind.

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>>7711046
Ha-hm~..
>He could faintly make out the loudest and heaviest moan parasoul had for the night until it was cut short by a passionate kiss. Her eyes rolled into the back of her head as her legs trembled at the impact of his climax, her tongue lazily but lovingly rolling about in his mouth. His hard cock erupted with a thick volley of his seed inside her delicate womb, coating her regal and fertile insides with a generous coating of his semen. He didn't let up for one second of his release, thrusting and slaving inside of her until every last drop was spent and his dick went limp from it's service. The proud princess' grip fell in an instant, flopping with exhaustion onto her back in the bed. She turned her head and caught her breath in the afterglow, looking up to him with a weak body and a heaving chest.
That performance was....well above the mark young man. Even my finest egrets may blush at your service, I do pray that you intend to become a regular to my services.
>Parasoul reaches to her outfit on the side of the bed and fetches him a card of contact to hand him. Sliding it into his hand before she reclines onto the cushion and lets sleep take her tall, curvaceous, but worn body for the night.
(Great session anon, hope you got your fix for the night. Have a happy valentines to you!)

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Reminder

>>7711095
Why do we care about Hg memes?

>>7711095
My tablet is only 7 inches diagonal.

>>7711099
Because it's not a meme?

>>7711116
Let me correct my previous statement: Why do we care about HG shitposters?

>>7711094
Uhh, okay, I guess I came. Don't remember writing that part.

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>>7711089
Exactly. You need to recruit more people to join into Kirito Is Always Right Foundation. You need more knights, more brave heroes by your side. You can't do this alone with my power, you need help and that help It's going to get here If you recruit more heroes for the Foundation. When the day comes we will strike together and have a huge revelation on the land of ERP Online, we will dominate every dungeon, every raid, every boss, every rare drop will be ours. You just need to keep going, experimenting and don't looking back, the world is in front of you, everything's in your hands, you just need to reach it. I give you my power, now you need to use it for the greater good. Master, I believe in you, lead us to victory.

>>7711128
Someone's butthurt. I'm only posting these as a follow-up to the horsecock meme.

>>7711095
>9 inches
As if.

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>>7711133
(oh god did I misread your post, I apologize if that was too sudden, did you wanna leave a proper reply or anything anon?)

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Awoo.

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>>7711144
>Someone's butthurt
>Wanting to keep another group's retardation away from ours is somehow butthurt.
This is like the other day, with an anon posting about souda's breakdown, and expecting us to sympathize.

>>7711161
Hello.

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BEHOLD!
>slams her face through a window

>>7711157
(Well, I've got to be going anyway, so we can consider that a wrap-up. For any sort of follow-up stuff -- which there probably will be, bear in mind, had plenty of fun/"fun" despite this hiccup -- just know that I'm pretty explicit about when the orgasm hits, and it's one of my favorite parts to write out.)

>>7711170
> favorite parts to write out
OWAIN

>>7711167
>looks at with intent

>>7711164
>posting about someone's dick size = bringing in their retardation
Did he shitpost you once or something? Is that why you're so upset?

>>7711167
>open the window
Are you okay?

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>>7711138
You're right. I mean, c'mon. What's my competition? Hideo Kojima, a mage knight, and a conqueror. ...okay, admittedly that last one might be a bit of a problem. He's kind of one of the top players in ERP Online and has been before I logged in. But, I plan on changing that. I'm not afraid of some sharktoothed Irishman. Sure, he's got a huge army behind his back, a harem already built and ready to go, and probably a sizable fanbase by other ERP Online players but I didn't earn the title The Black Swordsman just by wearing all black and being edgy.

>That's totally how it happened

Me and him might be fated to face off one day. Or maybe we stay out of each other's way and co-exist. Who's to say? All I know is that I'm here to make a firm stand against the growing hordes of stupidity and to laugh when things go terribly wrong for people. Because sometimes we just need a good laugh. Fi, you are the best sword a swordsman could ever ask for.

>>7711161
>(tfw actually wrote something for you a few days ago but lost it in the transfer to a new thread)

>>7711161
>Scratches the awooing Velouria's head.

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>>7711180
They did?

>>7711165
Awoo's a little louder.

>>7711183
Overwhelming awoo's.

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>>7711170
(I'm glad to hear you still had some enjoyment anon, and I would like to say sorry for going a bit fast there. I'm glad to make up for it another time if you're ever interested. I've got to go to bed myself, have a good rest and a happy valentine's anon!)

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>>7711174
>>7711179
>The panda slides down against the wall beneath the window, her face covered in her own blood. She's seemingly unconscious.

>>7711170
>>7711173
>Writing the same thing 2-3 times in a row with two paragraphs
OWAIN!

>>7711192
>drags "image" to camp where the wounds can be treated
perfect

>>7711192
KENNY IS DEAD!
YOU ARE NOT HUMAN!

>>7711095
>hg shitposter
>but also a 9 inch cock
Does the good outweigh the bad?

>>7711200
>drags image
what did he mean by this?

>>7711206
I suppose, if you really want to down Negan's cock

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>>7711187
(Nah, I mean I had it in the little reply box just as the thread was about to get pruned and forgot to save it during the move)

>>7711167
Wow, a panda furthering the extinction of her own species. Now that's comedy gold if I ever seen it. Wish I brought my camera. Wait, I have my phone. Damn, I wish I remembered my phone had a camera.

>>7711211
>sneaks up behind anon

>>7711229
>is completely unaware

>>7711233
>slowly swoops a lowbrow weight around each ankle

>>7711095
Any way to get in contact with them?

>>7711192
*rubs cock against the Panda's ass*

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>>7711180
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shM4Mtm9sDo

You said so, Master. For now I need to return inside the swornd and have a nice sleep. Use my power wisely, though I know you would. I believe in you. Call me whenever you need me. Until next time Kirito, remember to keep me sharp.

>Fi floats closer to him, leaning forward to give him a brief gente kiss on his cheek and spinning on her same spot like a ballerina. She glows blue and with a distinguishable sound (Obviously from the game Skyward sword) she returns to the sword, leaving a blue trace through her way to the Master Sword that was on Kirito's back.

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Just want to remind you all that you're nice people and I wish for you all to be thriving, happy people.

>>7711287
>Kissu

>>7711287

>>7711287
Can you ask Rin to post his dick?

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>>7711263
>Kirito sat there in silent contemplation. A remarkable feat for the boisterous swordsman in of itself. He thought about the encouraging words the Blade of Evil's bane had given him, given them careful thought. He did talk a big game when they first met, and did he not have a storied history of proving that he could walk as well as he could talk? ERP Online was no different. The more Kirito thought about his time in the game, and the no doubt glorious and adventurous future that lay ahead of him, the wider the grin on his face grew. Already over confident by the abilities crafted by years of gaming, Kirito felt like he could conquer the entirety of the game. A veritable one man army. If they made a game about his time in it, they would call it "Sword Art Online and the Band of the Cock". ...nah, that's a stupid name. Who in their right mind would title something "Franchise Name and the Noun"? The swordsman reached behind him, gave the sword a few pats of gratitude and stepped out the door to continue his sacred quest to get laid. A lot.

>>7711287
Oh, crap, I forgot to log into HG Online today. I bet you guys miss the hell out of me over there.

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>>7711307
hahahahahhaahahahah

RULE ONE: WHY BOTHER?
https://youtu.be/EUm5-1x1LfA

>>7711307
Already done. I'm attached to everyone here, now what?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0TzUNti3rY

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVLP-URFgQo

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>>7711318
Rule #2

Italian or continental breakfast?

>>7711388
That's a rule that will be followed even less than the first.

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>>7711392
Continental breakfast sounds good, anon. Bon appetit.

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big mood

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fg1CtBjLLes

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>>7711395

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>>7711396
Arigatou

> Jerks off in the corner

It's amazing how quickly we devolve into shitposting.

>>7711421
Welcome to 4chan/the Internet

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>

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Yo

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>>7711435
Yo

>>7711421
Shitposting is like the Dark side of the force. Easy, Faster and More Seductive.

>>7711435
You're not datng me.

>>7711448
My rule is that you should never shitpost people who contribute, and can't/won't deal with it. This is /trash/, but don't be a nigger.

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>>7711441
Sup?

>>7711450
Is that a complaint or an order?

>>7711459
Is a good rule Anon.

>>7711434
>

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>>7711434
I'm pretty sure it's the 15th in all parts of the world at this point. All the parts that matter anyway. So what's with the sign? Trying to bait the hook for a guy to hit you up with a "what's your sign" pick up line? That is so cheesy.

>>7711435
>>7711460
A cuck is still a cuck, , Lupin. You just can't say you're (((badass))).

>>7711494
Never reason with a chuuni

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>>7711494
But first, let's talk about parallel universes

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>>7711503
Woah, wasn't expecting any defense. If that's consider defense.

>>7711503
THE HYPER CRISIS IS REAL

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>>7711486

>>7711485
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> Lupin came back because he's delusional that Shinoa loves him even though she's new and shut down Owain
Wew Lad

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(Good morning, ERP.)

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>>7711527
Oh thats not it. The new Shinoa is someone I don't write with as long as I know it's them so I guess your meme's are safe. She will be pure-ish

>>7711526
Are you a new Neo? If so welcome.

>>7711531
> Pets the smug semen demon before heading to work

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>>7711531
//Shouldn't you be in school?

>>7711543
//No, I'm Sign Neo. Hence the sign. Nana Ana and Awooing Velouria.

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>>7711526
Ohhh, you're one of those mutes, huh? I totally get that. So, cuz you can't talk, you got this Wily Coyote thing going on here. I can dig that. Totally respect that. Man, you've gotten really fast with writing on those things, haven't you? What is that, like... dry erase board or are you seriously just digging out new signs every time you want to say something?

>>7711515
(MORRISON NO)

>>7711527
(I... don't think this is the actual Lupin. Didn't he leave?)

>>7711560
I'd like to imagine it's not, but after seeing the things he's done, and the things he's willing to do, I just don't know Jiro.

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>>7711435
Yaaaawwwnnn

>>7711554
I see. Good luck with your date.

> New Shinoa
Thank you based god

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>>7711581
ALL NEW
ALL DIFFERENT

>>7711574
Well, CC is great and so is Tamamo.
>His eyes examine the green haired girl in cosplay.

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>>7711586
Man I'm forgetting Icon's already

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>>7711560

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>>7711586
How are ya this morning? Are you enjoying the view of the ocean or you are looking at me?

>>7711615
I'm looking at the pizza. Look tasty.

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>>7711615
Good question, I think the view of you is better then the ocean. But It's close!

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>>7711567
(Oh, and I just remembered. He hadn't played the P5 protag in ages. He mostly plays this orange haired guy with a bowler hat last I saw from Discord. I think he was from RWBY or something. I'm not entirely sure. And he's been trying to get people to call him Red, which I totally can understand.)

>>7711585
(Marvel please no)

>>7711611
Your uh....

>Kirito leaned forward to squint, trying his best to make out the second word on the sign. The boy event went as far as to shield the top of his eyes with his hands, hoping it'd improve visibility. Not yet satisfied, Kirito hopped off from where he was sitting and walked right up to the girl, allowing him to read very clearly what it said.

"Semblance". "Semblance"! Hey, I get it! Ha, nothing gets past the hawk eyes of Kirito! ....what's a semblance?

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>>7711552
(I wonder who this is... Have a good day at work regardless, anon. Thank you for the headpats.)

>>7711554
(One off... And yes, but I wanted to check in before things picked up for me. Good morning, Sign Neo.)

>>7711581
(Blessed be the meek, for quinoa will be served by thine lord. Gosh, that's silly of me, disregard!)

>>7711627
Wouldn't it be fitting that he returned with the ava hat he left with, though? And he's been trying to get the red thing going since way back when.

>>7711537
>>7711633

>>7708706
op is a niggerfaggot

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>>7711624
Pizza is good for the body, pizza is good for the soul, everyone loves pizza.

>>7711626
Funny man I guess. I just wanted to say hi, I need to go to sleep since I haven't slept this whole night. I hope I see you around to... discuss some matters.

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>>7711811
(I dunno, I would've come back with a different avatar. Which I actually did do and it's been working out great in terms of fun.)

>>7711826
>everyone loves pizza.

Finally, someone says something I can agree with!

>>7711832
That's because you have a fully functioning brain, Jiro.

>>7711627
(I was under the impression that Lupin has left Discord for good like two weeks ago or more)

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>>7711826
I'm not sure if I'll come back, but it's nice to be wanted for sure. I look forward to seeing you around

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>>7711627
Neo paused for a moment, a gloved digit bouncing off of his chin in contemplation. Her pink and brown orbs narrowed for a moment, before she snapped her fingers, her face ablaze with delight. Her tongue poked out of the corner of her mouth as she focused on projecting her thoughts onto the sign. She gave herself a smug smile at her usage of analogy in her message. After all, Neo WAS from a cartoon, and not this so called an-e-may that she signed of.

Neo did, however, wince slightly as her spideysenses tingled. Somebody nearby had mentioned Roman Torchwick, orange hair, bowler hat, constantly puffing away on a cigar. Her old boss. A single tear formed in her eye as she sent a silent prayer to the Grimm Gods.

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>>7711813
(?)

>>7711832
(Meat lover's is just... Mnn, divine. Pizza is wonderful, I thank our Italian friends every day for it, that and gelato; coupled with Italian ice.)

>>7711846
(Cute fellow diminutive smug.)

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>>7711858
//Go to school, kiddo.

>>7711878
show your dick

>>7711878
>one off from itself

>>7711858
>Thanking corrupted italians rats instead of the superior French that made Ice Cream know to the world.

C'est dégoûtant!

>>7711858
Lupin won't touch you pretty much, you're safe.

>>7711878
Face fuck me.

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>>7711840
(Was that sarcasm)

>>7711844
(So was I)

>>7711858
(Stuffed crust is the most celebratory of all pizzas)

>>7711846
>And again, Kirito found himself reading what was written on the sign. the strange spelling of one of the words threw him off briefly, and for a moment he honestly feared he may have gotten illiterate. Fortunately, upon closer inspection and sounding out the word in his mind, it was easy for the boy to figure out what the girl was referring to. With a grin, he snapped his fingers in trumph.

"An... i...may". Anime! Oh, I get it. So, your ability in ERP Online lets you basically change what you write on the sign at will. I get you, I totally get you. So, that's your power then, Semblance Girl? You bring Neapolitan flavored sign play to the game? Say, what IS your name, anyway?

Supreme pizza best pizza

>>7711933
I prefer sausage and mushroom.

>>7711911
In comparison to a few others, I think you're a little better off.

>>7711933
I love Hawaiian pizza too.

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>>7711862
(Never ever.)

>>7711888
(I can't argue with those digits, so you win this round. Regardless. Je ne parle pas bien le français.)

>>7711900
(Understood.)

>>7711911
(Pointo, Kirito-sama. Detroit-style square pizza is where it's at over here though, I've not had the good fortune of stumbling upon a place that combines the best of both worlds... Hold meeee.)

>>7711948
Fuck off.

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Any other questions n' shit?

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>>7711911
Neo jabbed at the girl with her sign, before stomping one of her boots down firmly. A series of frantic hand signs quickly followed as she puffed her cheeks out at the tasteless comment regarding her colouring. Neo steadied herself, standing to her full height, which was barely even five foot tall. The words slowly began to form on her sign, taking up most of the space on the board.

One thing Neo did note was that her current method of communicate severely limited her ability to communicate. She could only fit so many words onto a sign, and having to constantly add and remove parts was certainly getting on her nerves.

With a bite of her lower lip, her brow furrowed as she focused on squeezing one last comment onto the board.

>>7711954
//nerd

>>7711948
You put pineapple on your pizza? what kind of gross ass monster are you?

>>7711962
What's it like having attained the "power" you desperately sought, only to lose it soon after, due to your own incompetence?

>>7711962
What is the Question to Life, the Universe and Everything?

Where the short stacks at~

>>7711963
Miss Neo, he is a guy, he only look like a girl.

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>>7711968
I never attained any power really, in the end I was always being aimed and fired at someone else's enemy or being made to take a fall.

>>7711970
Forty two

>>7711972
There is a great one in Masamune Revenge but I'm pretty sure no one would wade through that gary stu based schlock

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>>7711972
am I short enough for you, anon?

>>7711981
You're acting like you weren't a willing participant in any of it. Sasuga Chuuni-san

>>7711981
That is the Answer. I want the Question.

>>7711940
(Mm, that's fair, thank you)

>>7711954
>(Holds

Sounds like a sidequest to me!
>Objective: Find Square Shaped Stuffed Crust Pizza

Wait, Little Ceasar's had a square stuffed crust pizza for a limited time)

>>7711962
(TELL ME ABOUT BANE. WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?)

>>7711963
>Kirito's brow furrowed as his mouth worded out what he read on the fresh sign board. A hand stroked his chin as he idly swayed his head this from left and right, causing a few strands of hair to dangle in front of his eyes. In seconds, he had readied a reply, only to suddenly squint and read out a fresher line beneath the comment about her hair color. Upon seeing this, Kirito's eyes squinted in slight annoyance and he pointed an accusing finger towards the girl

Heeeeey! What's that supposed to mean! Oh, right the uh... the avatar. I get that a lot. A whole lot. ...okay, I get it pretty much all the time here. Kirito is a man's name and I'm a man!

>Upon the last sentence, the self proclaimed man jabbed a thumb towards himself, punctuating the flash of a smile on his face. He stood there for a second or two, a hand on his dainty, girlish hip, before dropping the triumphant pose and resuming the conversation.

So, Neo, what brings you this game? You here to talk in sign language? Oh right, you said something about a Valentine's Date. Well, that day's pretty much done, but we can celebrate Discount Candy Day. Sweet sweet, Discount Candy Day. The salvation of lonely souls that survived the hell of the 14th.

>>7711984
I mean guu a cute and all but I need some ass this mornin. Some of that T H I C booty if you know what I'm sayin.

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>>7711990
>forgetting my image

(Bad Kirito! Bad!)

>>7711984
>Kissus the Guu

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>>7711987
I willingly participated under the belief that anything I was doing mattered or that it was the right thing to do

>>7711989
The only question is why?

>>7711990
>Has vietnam style flashbacks to JackO