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HG thread.
284th Express Games!
Maa
Cinnamon Roll
>>7694117
Sticky Fingaz
>>7694117
Kaguya Houraisan
qt
Len
>>7694117
Suz
>>7694117
Nagisa Kaworu
Komachi
>>7694117
Amami Rantaro
>>7694117
Plague Knight
>>7694117
Killer Mike
Minamoto no Yorimitsu
King of The Mountain
>>7694117
Sunset
Reigen Arataka
>>7694117
Ryuko Izumo
>>7694117
Lord Ainz Ooal Gown
Stand User
>>7694117
Hinata Wataba
Vinny Vinesauce
Nrvnqsr Chaos
Female Protagonist
>>7694117
Stellan Skarsgard
Chika Takami
District 10 Male
Madoka
>>7694117
Method Man
>>7694117
Beruka
Ararargi
The Former Hosts of HG
Welcome back.
>>7694202
...
Why do I do this?
...
Because it's there.
Baki
>>7694202
>Swap out for next in line, please
>>7694175
>>7694202
I accept this challenge.
>Assume thread is dead since nothing is going on
>Game suddenly starts and I miss it
every time.
>>7694198
Man, that really makes me want to do a few Video Game Cover parodies.
>>7694229
I feel you senpai.
>>7694202
King of the Mountain? Exactly which mountain is his domain? After all, it would be such a shame if I had to decapitate him just because of him being the lord of the wrong mountain...
>>7694202
Let's begin.
>>7694202
I made a big mistake.
I need 4 more.
>>7694202
Let's start!
>>7694249
Fortune-teller
>>7694229
post an entry senpai
>>7694249
Walter C. Dornez
>>7694249
Gishki Ariel
>>7694249
Ludacris
>>7694249
Ash Crimson
>>7694249
Lain Iwakura
I corrected the mistake.
>>7694117
Alfred Jones
>>7694198
>former
Only three of them haven't hosted in the past week.
>>7694295
Thank you, Mokou.
>>7694295
>once again for good measure
>>7694225
>>7694295
Now I think we're ready. Let's go.
>>7694295
I still accept this challenge.
>>7694295
>>7694285
>>7694142
Give my position to this young lady, would you?
>>7694295
Looks okay to me! I have a good feeling about this round.
And they're off!
>>7694350
You can't win if you're never here to begin with! Hah hah!
>>7694350
:c
>>7694330
I… Thanks.
>>7694301
Who are those 3?
>>7694350
Now what am I going to do with this?
>>7694304
You're way too kind for me, man! I won't waste this chance you gave me, I swear on it!
Thank you, thank you, thank you~!
>>7694350
Look, I know we've been friends for a long while now... I think, but I haven't seen you in a while, so I'm going to have to refuse for my own safety.
Good luck, though! Call for the hero, and he shall appear!
>>7694350
Don't you worry, I swear nothing bad will happen to you!
>>7694350
Eggman-kun may have missed the game, but he still managed to weasel his way into it.
>>7694370
Fyxe, DDD, Raven
>>7694406
Again with the asphyxiation.
>>7694395
I hope she runs as far away as possible, because if I find her I'll get everything back, including her.
>>7694410
Deeds hosted a game just the other day
>>7694366
Yes, yes. Think nothing of it.
Good luck.
>tfw you're watching reviewbrah on valentines day
It's surprisingly comfy and takes the loneliness away.
>>7694395
Hmm... In hindsight, chopping down a smaller tree would have been more efficient, it would have been faster and would have taken a lot less effort...
>>7694395
Come on, How could I have failed on something as easy like that?!
>>7694434
You could have prevented this.
>>7694410
>I actually hosted 2 days ago believe it or not. My internet may be garbage but I'll at least try to host a 24 during dead hours.
>>7694434
Ah, what a shame. I thought that I could spoil him like a child for a night, but it seems like I'll spend the night alone.
>>7694395
So THAT'S what the armory is hiding from me! I'll have it one day!
>>7694434
I've no idea how to use this, but it doesn't matter as long as I can hit someone.
>>7694434
Ambush! Is it successful?
>>7694434
Hmm, it tastes just like mom's cooking: not very good!
>>7694434
Why would anyone leave something like this behind? Aren't they worried about their own safety?
>>7694395
And... We're... Done! A few months and an endless fortnight, and I'm finally victorious! Hah! In your face, Average Joe!
Now, where do I go next? I'm not getting any younger, and that battle left me exhausted. What year is it? It's 2016-- 2017, right?
>>7694434
I call this one, "Why America is the best country in the world, if I do say so myself". By Alfred F. Jones.
"Our flag is red,
It's white and blue, too.
America's amazing,
And so are you!"
>>7694429
Running on empty, food... REVIEW
>>7694461
Someone who really hates water is really going to dislike this.
>>7694461
B-But we had the advantage... H-How did they manage to turn the tables like that...?
>>7694461
>>7694395
My, my, it seems like I've been waiting for that very special thing to arrive since forever. Maybe I should go and hunt it down myself?
Following the smell of a disgusting bug that dared to steal it can't be too hard...
>>7694461
First that sword, now a crossbow? I've been a good boy this year! Hee hee hah hah!
>>7694461
..
Heat isn't needed.
>King of the Mountain
>>7694461
U-Urgh… I shouldn't have drank that water without boiling it first, who knows what kind of things have inside of that.
>>7694461
Ah..! An ambush!? ......
You caught me off guard for a second there, but I'll have the pleasure witnessing you three day in the hands of those two fellas over there.
>>7694461
Truth be told, it isn't a wise idea to ambush a man with a gun. Nor is it a good idea to ambush a man that's a pyromaniac, or a man with super strength.
The question now is, "Where are we going to hold their funeral?" I mean, it was bloody and brutal, but they deserve an A for Effort.
>>7694504
I'm doing most, if not all the work. Ain't nobody keeping watch if they need rest, no siree.
Here's how it goes; I'll be keeping watch 24/7 while you guys do whatever! It's foolproof!
>>7694297
Arrrrrrghh! You!
>>7694504
Do you wish for either a crossbow or a sword?
>>7694504
I just realize I was in this game...I thought I didn't make it?
>>7694504
One cigarette won't hurt my health.
>>7694504
Sticky Fingaz lost sight of that food crate.
>>7694504
Was that really surprising?
>Raikou puts one of her hands over the hole in the middle of her chest
My, my. You know, there's a simple explanation for this. Even if you destroy my heart I can't die, because my love will never disappear.
>>7694526
This was an incredibly stupid idea.
>>7694516
Me? What'd I even DO this time? I might not be able to tell who you are since it's dark and all, but if it's who I think it is, I'm sorry!
>>7694526
What do you MEAN, it's a bad idea to cross train tracks? Have you ever had fun before at all? It can't be that dangerous, surely.
Hey, what's that noise?
>>7694526
Why are you sleeping over there, where you could use my Riakou Lap Pillows instead? Oh, I'm sorry...I remember that I can't do that.
After all, I must stay faithful.
>>7694526
...
Back to the mountain I go.
>>7694537
Fifteen tributes remain. They attempt to balance things out with a peaceful night.
>>7694547
Are you ready for thy death, you maggot?
>>7694537
F
>>7694560
No, I'm not ready! I had plans for tomorrow to check in and see if you-know-who's around here! Can I invite you to go to Old Man England and go after him instead?
I'll give you twenty bucks and a coupon to McDonalds.
>>7694556
Baki is proving to be a formidable opponent.
Bands are not conducive to victory.
>>7694582
Huh? McDonalds? No, I should eat your flesh, not burgers! I bet it is delicious.
>>7694583
Those volcanoes are not real!
>>7694605
Oh, Jesus, it's Kurumi! I thought you said I would make for a bad meal! What, did my absence make you desperate or something?
Which, by the way, incredibly warms my heart. And don't eat my flesh, it's incredibly unhealthy and was banned in Saudi Arabia because of the pork content.
>>7694633
please punch me
>>7694631
A large group's coordination pays off, and they gain a marginal advantage.
>>7694633
Kurumi? Oh yeah, I should drink your blood too. Not that I like the taste of the blood, but it will teach you a lesson!
Should I care about our fellas is Arabia? Let the howl like cattle dogs!
>>7694652
Someone was extra hungry! Three others smartly avoid the gathering.
>>7694652
Well I'll be... more hate mail.
Not like it really matters, my home's etched in hate.
>>7694649
This is a trick, isn't it? You're going to punch me right when I'm about to hit you. You might think I'm stupid, but let me tell you, I--
>Alfred stops mid-sentence and delivers a left hook right to the Anon's face.
>>7694664
You're not even Kurumi. Well, considering that your mannerisms aren't even the same, I should have expected that.
No! My flesh doesn't even taste good, neither does my blood! TWO vampires even said so! Which, admittedly, did a huge blow to my self-esteem. You won't understand it until it happens to you.
>>7694680
I guess you deserve at least this one more moment of peace.
>>7694702
>falls to the ground from the hit
thank you daddy
>>7694702
Alfred I'm invisible.
>>7694702
>kissu
>>7694702
Why are you so calm? I am going to kill you! Fear me! Beg me to let you live!
>>7694711
Your Valentine's Day gifts have arrived!
>>7694702
Missed you Alfred
>>7694717
>Pours cooking oil all over your body
>>7694717
>Alfred I'm invisible.
>>7694711
Mind control? I have the ability to project manifestations into corporal form, but that's-that.
>>7694740
Another clean kill. This match is over!
>>7694787
Congratulations Baki, you are the new winner of the Express Games!
>>7694713
You're welcome, Anon. I channeled all my energy into that punch, so I'm glad it did a number on you. Come to me for more punches, I'd be happy to give you some!
>>7694717
Are you? What kind of statement is that?
>Alfred looks closely at the Anon, seemingly inspecting what might be thin air. He comes to the conclusion that, yes, they ARE invisible.
Well, then. You're invisible. What do I do now?
>>7694724
A-Anon, you know I'm taken. Still, I won't tell anyone what just happened. I love you, too.
>>7694739
What are you talking about? I'm completely terrified! Someone just comes up to me and says they're going to kill me; what else am I going to do?!
T-The hero ain't got anymore chances now, I'll tell you that much!
>>7694742
There's no need to lie, Anon. Still, I'll take what you said in stride! I missed you as well, dude!
>>7694810
Good on you, Baki! You did good! Thanks for hosting, too!
>>7694828
ok daddy
i will
>>7694810
Impressive stats! You are only the fourth person to score that many kills.
Thank you all for playing!
>>7694810
Wait! I WON!? AWESOME! THOUGHT I WAS A GONNER FOR A MOMENT. Thanks for hosting!
>>7694787
So much for that good feeling I had...
>>7694810
Thanks for hosting.
>>7694810
Yes, yes, congratulations.
>>7694842
I suppose I should thank you.
>>7694834
Good talk, son. A-And don't call me "Daddy". I'm nineteen, goddamnit, I'm pretty sure that's illegal, if not pretty creepy.
>>7694842
You're welcome.
>>7694810
Oh hey, congratulations man. Thanks for hosting Mokou.
>>7694842
Congratulations.
>>7694848
I want to hug Madoka and tell her everything will be alright.
>>7694828
Terrified? Good. Now pray to Perun, because you are gonna die!
>>7694848
Well don't lose hope! You'll get it someday!
>>7694875
Isn't that what parents are for?
>>7694926
I can be your daddy if you want.
>>7694904
>Alfred takes this opportunity to say everything completely seriously with a grin on his face, attempting to anger the faceless fellow.
Oh, no. Perun, how could you do this to me? Man, I don't even KNOW how I'm going to die. Knife stabs? A heart attack? Stop keeping me in suspense, will you?
>>7694913
Dont worry, as long as there's even a tiny chance I won't give up.
>>7694936
But I already have a dad. I don't think you could do a better job than he can.
>>7694947
>The faceless person seems a little annoyed
Don't worry, I will not keep you in suspence for too long. I just want to give you a chance to not go to hell. Your time is limited. Maybe you wanna pray to your Crucified God? Allah maybe?
How do I RP? No matter what character I use, it just doesn't work for me.
>>7695027
play an oc
>>7695015
I would, but I have a feeling that just praying really isn't gonna save me here. Brute force is, but I'm feeling like being a pacifist today. Besides, if I recall correctly, I kissed a spider. I'm going to Hell either way, but I don't mind.
Hey, before I die, can I call someone? Like, on my phone?
>>7695027
>Assuming this isn't a joke, whenever an event/prompt comes up, just think to yourself; "What would (ava) do?"
>When you find an acceptable answer. put that in the characters words and then post. That's how it works for me, anyway.
>>7695027
Play some obscure dude that nobody knows and make up a personality for them
>>7695047
I do that, it's just that I never see a reason to stick around. I can't find a reason to continue showing up with the character again and again, and with how this place is it seems like the only way to really enjoy it is to cement yourself into "the group".
What can you say to help with that?
>>7695061
Start a different group.
>>7695061
Explain what you mean by "the group", please.
How hung is Rin?
>>7695061
Getting into a group doesn't make it any easier. Just find a character you really like playing and enter them. If someone responds to an event try to strike up a conversation or something.
>>7695076
The Illuminati obviously
>>7695061
You're a leaf floating on top of the water
Be like cement and sink yourself into it
>>7695047
>The person looks more annoyed
So you are saying you would defeat me, but you just not willing to fight? Hah! Such confidence! Don't be sad that I am going to kill you, because your confidence would kill you anyway. Sooner or later.
A phone call? Alright, you can do it.
>>7695052
That isn't necessarily the problem I'm having.
>>7695076
From what I see there's this group of characters that are here often, like that one person who plays Squigly and the other with the tank girl.
>>7695084
>>7695092
I try and do this but I always give up and find another character to use. And again, and again. It seems weird to me to use the same character over and over. Doesn't it get boring?
Reminder
http://desuarchive.org/trash/statistics/image-reposts/
>>7695117
It does. It kills you inside.
Very interesting, but that doesn't answer how hung Rin is.
>>7695117
It's because Aussa talks with everyone.
and when I say Everyone, it means everyone who makes a greeting post, or simply posts an image before starting.
>>7695061
>"The group"? I got a vague idea on what you're talking about, but being in "groups" doesn't really matter (to me, anyway). Find someone you think you can have a good go with and go all in with it.
>Maybe I'm looking at it the wrong way. Do you have any other problems? Am I misinterpreting anything?
>>7695102
I COULD, but I don't know how strong you are, so it would be extremely one-sided. Besides, peace is important, wouldn't you agree?
>Alfred reaches into his phone and begins dialing a number, before looking back to the person.
Are you sure? I wouldn't want to make you feel ignored, here. This might go on for a long, long while.
>>7695168
I don't have any issues finding a character to use, it's just I get bored of every one I play so quickly. I really want to find a way to join in but it's so difficult when I only use a character once or twice and then move onto the next.
>>7695143
This meme died last week, keep up please
>>7695184
You are surrounded by people who repost the exact same image of the exact same character, hundreds of times.
>>7695186
Cutie
>chu
>>7695186
I still want to know.
>>7695184
>I see. It seems to me that you're burning into characters like wildfire and dropping them when you see another potentially good ava.
>Were any of these characters fun to play to you?
>>7695206
5 inches
Average as fuck
>>7695168
Peace is important, yes, but when diplomacy fails...
Hmph. I will not feel ignored. I can feel bored, if it would take for too long. But in that case I will just cut off one of your fingers, so take your time and talk to that person
>>7695206
9 inches, if it'll get you to finally shut up about it
>>7695228
>9 inches
That's not huge. Hoshi LIED
>>7695213
It's moreso I find a character I could use, start using them here and then quickly become bored of them. I'll use them for one or two games and then try to find another, hoping that something will spark and I'll finally have that perfect one. Talking to people and replying to the game, regardless of character, just gets so boring after half an hour or so.
guys help kk cockvored me
>lf
>>7695228
pretty nice
>>7695238
For a Korean, that's huge
>>7695227
Then you just give 'em a big ol' taste of democracy and justice. Let's settle things peacefully. Hey, hey, grandpa, peace is important...
Trust me, this is going to be short.
>Alfred finally dials Belarus' number and puts it to his ear, smirking in complete confidence.
Hey, Nat! Can I ask you a question?
>>7695244
>Perhaps the problem is that these avas may LOOK interesting, but they're not quite fun/interesting to play. Of course, the problem could be with the people you talk to and not the avas, but I don't quite know.
>Alternatively, you could just be sick of HG. A break would do you well if things aren't looking up.
dead as a door nail
>>7695238
It's in the 99th percentile, you're not going to find many that are larger without them being pornstars or surgically increased, or both.
>>7695264
when are you gonna off yourself?
>>7695343
Not till the grand finale
The end still is yet to come
why don't we have a Ash Williams ava?
>>7695279
You talk so much about the importance of peace. You do not have the guts to face the war?
I hope so... Oh, excuse me, it looks like someone is calling
>The person picks up the phone from it's pocket. You can see that the incoming call is named "Son of a gun. Execute, cause he deserted". But the person don't bothered to look who is calling
Hello. Who is talking?
Now that we know how hung Rin is, what do we ask for next?
>>7695365
We used to, a long time ago.
>>7695382
Matoi
Misty > Dawn > May
>>7695403
Dawn >= Misty > May desu
>>7695382
Wait, since when?
>>7695380
Not everything has to be violent. Only when all options are completely ruled out, should violence be considered. It's a value not too many people have here. I'm kinda proud to have it.
>Alfred's surprised that the person hasn't realized it yet, but he just shrugs and goes with it.
Uh, yeah, hello! It's me, Canada! I-I was wondering if you've seen America around, eh? H-He's been gone for a while, so I was thinking that you knew where he was!
>>7695403
Fucking this
>>7695411
this
>>7695403
>>7695411
>>7695423
Good to know my fellow HGers are men of refined taste.
>>7695449
>>>/out/
>>7695449
Overrated trash
I'm baaaaack for more play-fightiiiiiing! Raaaawr!
>>7695403
Hilda >>>>
>>7695457
Fucking gross.
>>7695461
Whoa, just take it easy man.
Well, it's been a while, how is every-
>>7695454
Um, dear, this isn't playfighting. Are you lost?
>>7695470
>Nigger Hilda
two bombs wasnt enough
>>7695457
Hilda has a nice behind sure, but she doesn't even belong in the same category as Misty or Dawn.
>>7695471
Aang or other doctor? Hard to tell when they're both here.
>>7695332
They aren't dead, Their flesh are simply resting.
Give them some time and they will appear again.
>>7695475
>:(
pokemon is fucking retarded
end yourselves at the earliest possible convenience
>>7695485
>:)
>>7695475
:^)
>>7695486
t. contrarian autist
>>7695474
>orange hair
>better than hilda
Fucking ew
>>7695473
I blame Hiroshima.
>>7695478
>This is TND.
>>7695495
t. bandwagoning cuck
>>7695471
Ehhh? But I did LOTSA playfighting here befooore! We get 'ta run around trees and play tag an' stuff!
...And I'mnot lost! I'm Numbuh Three!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=p1mnGkp34w4
>>7695492
>>7695490
Don't aste my time......…………………
I want to fuck numbuh three
>>7695421
Yes. In my case there is no other option that kill you. You still haven't prayed to Jesusa? Come on, your time soon will be over!
Canada? Oh, hello. Howdo you know my number?.. Anyway, I don't know where he is. I think he is either doing something weird with Russia or trying to beg England to incorporate him again. There is no other option I can think of. But you will probably never see him again. Because... simply I am going to kill him in cold blood.
>>7695513
*I want to pet numbuh three
>>7695513
me to
>>7695513
>not wanting to violently rape Muffet
Literally who
>>7695471
>>7695454
Man, it's way too late to have this kinda energy.
>>7695505
Well, pleased to meet you. I'm The Doctor. Listen, erm, "Numbuh Three", I don't think you should be here. This is very much not a place for children.
>>7695509
:D
>>7695497
Die
>>7695533
Hey, watergirl. Fight me so I can get a badge.
>>7695513
>>7695513
>>7695517
I haven't, 'cause there's no way God can help me now when it's clear how this'll turn out. I am, after all, the hero. The hero stands on his own two feet without any help.
>America-as-Canada sighs, trying not to mess up and save himself.
E-Eh?! Kill him?! He might be a little bit annoying and too rough to handle, but don't kill him! He doesn't deserve it! L-Let him go, eh! I'll give you some maple syrup as long as you don't hurt him!
>>7695526
Whaddya mean it's not for childreeen? Is this some adult stuff? Oooh, oooh! Do I hafta beat you guys up and end your, uhh... opah-... oprussion of kids like me too?!
...Saaay, you look famiiiliar, mister...
i found a picture of rin irl
>>7695550
Yes, this is adult stuff. It's violent, dangerous, and something you should be anywhere near. I want you out of here before you can get hurt.
...yes, I get that a lot.
>>7695538
Don't make me build a folder.
Who is the final boss of HG?
ELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND
I'VE COME TO TALK WITH YOU AGAIN
>>7695591
>>7695591
Mods
>>7695555
...Heeeey! You're that dorky adult from that stupid show Hoagie watches with his nerd friends! Uhh... what was iiiit... ah, Dr. Space-Time and Continuums!
...That's a laaame show!
>>7695591
Rin and his 9 inch dick
>>7695560
dubs and you do it
>>7695604
I can personally guarantee I have nothing to do with a television show of any kind. I have much more important things to do.
>"Wait, did they base a show off me?"
>>7695548
Yes, God will not help you now. But he can give you an extra seat in Heaven.
Hm. He doesn't deserve it?.. You're right! He is a deserter. It would be not enough to just kill him... Hey, Canada, how about...
>She thoroughly describes to "Canada" how she would slowly kill Alfred then dismember his dead body. She sounds relieved
...And then I will sell the organs to the black market. This is how I will improve my economy.
>You can see that she stands with proud appearance on her face
>>7695622
N-Nuh-uuuh! You look just like him! Down to the silly clothes and silly hair...
I can take care of myseeelf, Mister Space-Time Contnuwums! Hmph!
Post avas and rate.
>>7695632
Miss Three, I have no idea what you're talking about.
...but, um, what exactly happens in said show?
>>7695612
In spite of your off by one failure I'm gonna do it anyway Just you wait, I'll come back and be ic as fuck. You better be grateful or something.
>>7695646
Ehh? I dunno! I'm not a neeeerd who watches it like Numbuh 2 and his scientist buddies in the Kids Next Door do...
>>7695634
>Constructive criticism highly appreciated, especially with Plague Knight.
>>7695626
Nah, man. I might be a hero, but things like that don't come easy. I'd prefer to actually WORK for it. That's how I got my friends here.
>America-as_Canada, at the current moment, looks absolutely HORRIFIED.
E-EH?! He just took a break for a few days, and you take that as an excuse to sell his organs to the black market to improve your economy? Belarus, you're scary...! Why does it matter so much to you?
>>7695634
>Might add someone else new soon. Just need to wait for the right time for it, that's all.
>>7695634
>>7695634
rate my memes
>>7695662
>Punches in the dick
>>7695670
The blue haired one is swell, but the green haired one has some bitchin' tits.
>>7695677
>>7695655
Alright, let's just leave that subject right there then.
>"I'll have to look up that show sooner than later."
How did you get here? Did someone take you here? Did you find this place on your own?
>>7695634
>>7695682
I-i miss you, desu
>>7695691
Ramsay?
>>7695694
>but I'm here almost everyday
>>7695695
Nope.
>>7695708
>Thanks
>>7695634
>I might actually pick up Ban and rp as him soon.
>>7695708
>thanks my dude
>>7695720
>you too
>>7695634
>>7695675
Ow! Not even one day back, and I'm already being punched in the dick! Fine, I'll let you off the hook this one time.
Only because I'm in a good mood, Anon-who's-most-likely-someone-in-disguise! I've got high hopes for the future!
>>7695707
>I will. Weather's been bad lately, but it'll settle itself eventually.
>As to you!
>>7695708
>Right back at you, buddy. I'm glad people think I'm decent.
>>7695724
Drop a few avatars so your chart can be a tie-fighter
>>7695662
Well, there is no contradiction in here. You will work to get your seat in Heaven.
Why does it matter to me?
>She sounds serious and a little bit sad
Do I really have to tell?
>>7695634
>>7695738
9/10
>>7695738
Will still be my Fri-endo.
>>7695689
Uhhh... A great friend'a mine told me this was a fun place to play an' stuff. Also, there's evil adults, and as a membuh of the KND, it's my job to, uhh... thwart them! Yeah!
>>7695634
>>7695743
>Presequel is good. Not as great as 2, but good. Play as Claptrap. You won't regret it.
My alien senses are tingling.
>>7695737
I'm doing that right now. Making friends and having good interactions secures my place as a good hero, right?
>America-as-Canada suddenly looks... Confused. He (She?) wasn't expecting this.
I mean... Well, if it grants that much pain, then there has to be a reason for it, eh? If you don't want to tell me, that's fine with me.
>>7695743
>I haven't really played Borderlands before. I've heard it's really good, but I'm still cautious. Is it good?
>>7695756
Just make your chart in the shape of a tie-fighter
>>7695648
Cody > dog shit > the rest
>>7695660
I'd say your avas are fine for the most part. Leave the OOC stuff for places like Steam and Discord though, it gets annoying after a while.
>>7695662
Your avas feel bland a lot of the time desu. I think it's more so the characters themselves and not your RP.
>>7695670
fuck off cirno
>>7695672
nice rp/10
>>7695691
literally who?
>>7695719
Haven't seen you RP that much so there isn't really anything to say.
>>7695724
>>7695738
RP more.
>>7695745
What I've seen so far is just fine.
I'm guessing you're from ERP since I see you circlejerking with TND a lot. Try and keep your typefucking separate from HG and you'll be good.
>>7695732
what did he mean by this?
>>7695773
Well, I'd add you on steam and game with you if you got 2 or pre-sequel.
>>7695785
My name is The Goat's Sin of Lust, Gowther.
>>7695785
>Haven't seen you RP that much so there isn't really anything to say.
Fair enough.
>>7695757
Well, your friend was either misinformed or misleading. And what's this about a KND? Fighting adults? That seems like a rather odd cause.
>"May as well play along with the kid."
>>7695771
What makes you say that, sir?
>>7695775
desu i just have some of my old ava wallpapers saved from when i really sweat and bled HG.
>>7695785
If I were to temporarily stunt my roster, I was thinking of keeping Squid, Reigen, Mei and maybe the Traveler around. Maybe Rotty too, but... I dunno.
What do you think?
>>7695785
>I really kinda not like that meme
>>7695806
Drop all your avas. They're filled with bad rp. Pick up a new Rin-approved ava and have good rp
>mfw if not for the autistic 2hufags I might've given that shitty series a try
>>7695745
>Noah is amazing.
>>7695785
>Fair, although I didn't think I went OOC that much unless it's something like this.
>>7695810
Cirno, fuck off.
>>7695800
>The little kid's eyes widened up, almost as much as her smile did. Finally, a chance to show off her cool organization to this lame adult!
Yeah, yeah! The KND - it means "Kids Next Door". We're a huuuuge group of kids who fight to end adult tyranny...!
>>7695817
>yeah okay
>i'm gonna find some me-approved avas first.
>>7695810
I love you Cirno
>>7695810
>Huggu
CUTE!
>>7695821
>mfw i can't beat the games on ez mode
>tfw only got to the fat weeb in EoSD
>>7695672
You are my favorite meme.
>>7695827
Enjoy your bad rp
seven six nine five eight three two
I thought you were fucking off
>>7695840
He fucked off from ERP I thought
>>7695810
>huggu
poor crno
>>7695826
"Evil adult tyranny." I didn't know such a thing existed. Tell me, how do said adults bring about this tyranny?
>>7695844
Please tell me nobody erp'd with Aaron Kennedy
>>7695840
Is this the new type of erasing one '>'
>>7695840
I fucked off from ERP because the place was starting to trigger me, and I didn't want my skin whittled down further, and also because I don't want the thread getting collectively v&.
Ironically enough I've been ERPing a h*ck of a lot more since leaving.
>>7695789
>I-I don't have a Steam, though. I'm more of a consolefag, I'll be honest with you.
>I just want to know if it's a good game or not, honestly. A second opinion is good, right?
>>7695852
Who tf is Aaron Kennedy
>>7695795
oh
ok then
>>7695806
I think that'd be for the best. About half of your avas don't really have the same feeling some of the others like Reigen and Squid do.
>>7695810
:^)
>>7695823
Maybe it's just my autism acting up desu. As long as you don't go full retard and OOCpost more than you RP you'll be fine.
>>7695859
It's ya boi, skinny penis.
>>7695852
Its like you think erpfags have some kind of standards
>>7695858
>The game is fine, much more fun with friends and thus the offer.
>>7695861
You were asking for my name weren't you?
Why is Rin so cancerous?
>>7695821
>But I haven't done anything yet.
[spoiler]Play another shmups instead of trying 2hu, like Ikaruga or the Cave ones[/spoiler]
>>7695852
Most people who did didn't know any better. Sadly, some did and did it anyway.
>>7695848
Lotsa mean stuff! Like making us eat thoseyucky, yucky veggies, giving us homewooork...
Oooh, oooh! They also take away our candy! And make us BRUSH OUT TEEETH!
>To accentuate the sheer and absolute evil of such an act, Kuki flailed her arms about over her, her green sleeves swishing about the place.
My digits confirm that HG will be dead in a month.
>>7695876
Oh, that sounds absolutely diabolical. How can you possibly stop such figures of pure evil?
>>7695861
>Yeah, I get that.
>I've always viewed Reigen and Squid as my best. The characters I'm most in tune with. To be quite honest, I don't know what's been stopping me from just using them again.
>I just feel... I don't even know how to describe it.
>Maybe I'll make the change starting today. It'd be fitting, going back to the characters I love most on Valentine's Day, wouldn't it?
>>7695785
>RP more.
I would, I just don't like to bust into an ongoing conversation.
>>7695785
>How did I not see this? Goddamnit, I need some glasses.
>I don't know, I thought Alfred was fun to play. I think the blandness is because all of them, when it comes down to it, are mostly "good guys". I'm thinking of picking up another ava, luckily.
>>7695868
>L-Like I said before, I don't have a Steam. I might get one someday and take you up one that offer, but not now.
>When I get used to being on a computer, that is.
>>7695821
>that doesn't make sense, the quality of source doesn't diminish because of the avafags using it.
>>7695824
>but where to?
>>7695830
>>7695831
>>7695847
>it's okay, I lov ya guys too.
>>7695861
(^:
>>7695773
You can be an antihero if you want. Still counts as a hero
...I would never expect from you to aay something like that. I thought you would ask about birch sap or something... Wait. Did you called me "Nat"?
>>7695892
>~de geso's you from afar
>>7695922
>>7695907
Computer isn't that bad personally. Going from Xbox 360 for Borderlands and 2 then playing one on the ps3 and then 3 on the pc I'd definitely have to say I enjoy it more on the PC.
>tfw people will never understand the pain of being good at every character you play
>tfw can never share experiences about being bad with a character because I have none
Sad.
>>7695891
We BEAT them up! Blow up their stoopid salad dressin' and coffee factories! Steal all the ice-cream and give it 'ta the kids who need it!
>>7695785
(Only saw this now. I'll keep that in mind.)
>>7695823
(I appreciate the compliment!)
7695933
Can never share the experience of being an attention whore.
>When you crave pizza but all the places are closed
>>7695933
Post as Mishitru, fag
So Rin just replaced Hoshi with terrible shitposting?
Nothing ever changes.
>>7695942
Ok
>>7695938
I'm just airing my grievances here, fellow rp friend
>>7695945
you gOT ME
>>7695935
Can't say I support the thievery and violence, but erm, yeah! Fight the power, and such!
>>7695920
No, anitheroes are just dicks that do good things every once in a while. I mean, we have WAY too many of those around here!
>America-as-Canada's eyes widen once more.
Eh? What are you talking about? I remember America calling you that, and I thought it would be alright if I could do it! And I'm not THAT bad...
>>7695928
>Oh, damn. I might just play Borderlands on the PC, then. It sounds like a good time!
>I might ask one of my cousins if I can have a go on Borderlands 2 at their place. Just to see what I'm getting into, aye?
>>7695940
My friend, it's time to do something unexpected.
Make your own pizza.
>>7695945
At least Hoshi had a small bit of quality
Jesus Christ Rin is just fucking retarded
>>7695957
>tfw the fat gook might have been doing us a favor by keeping this tard wrangled
huh.
>>7695892
That'd be good, yeah. I haven't felt like RPing much myself either, so I get where you're coming from. And trying to get back into it can be pretty difficult.
>>7695897
Why? Isn't the whole point of HG interacting with one another? If you're too big of a pussy to RP with someone then the threads will just stay dead 24/7, dumpass. Get out there and don't be afraid to interact with others.
>>7695907
The characters from Hetalia are pretty bland in general, so you're not really to blame. What I'm trying to say basically is that your character is holding you back. Good luck on your new avatar though.
>>7695952
If you are going to emulate Hoshi can you at least host every once in a while?
>forever miss Hoshi the star spangled gook from south east
>>7695956
Probably should, always good to give something a shot else where before grabbing it yourself.
>>7695952
Thanks, I needed that extra kick to make me puke.
>kissu
>>7695964
what terror haVE YOU UNLEASHED UPON THE WORLD
>>7695968
nah
>>7695967
>I'd like to get back into hosting, but...
>Baby steps.
>>7695861
>It's not just you, since Rinoa and another anon said the same thing today. Something changed, I suppose, but I dunno what.
>>7695953
Yeeeah! Woo! KND!
Gee, mister, you're not as lame as I thought... Still lame, but you're un-lamer! What'syer naaame?
>>7695976
Keep it up. Maybe in 4 or 5 months you can get his level of attention.
>Be Rin
>Sell out the only person who would ever love you
>Did it all for popularity points from 'the clique'
>They don't respect you for it
>Still get shitposted
Post dem Purple Characters
Rin doesn't host, doesn't even RP and shitposts with even less effort than Hoshi. Why is he better again?
>>7695991
>>7695967
>I have Clementine and Mark, though, so I'm not completely bad. Still, I at least get points for TRYING to make them interesting, right?
>I have a feeling I might do well with the next one. Thanks for the wishes!
>>7695973
>"Try it before you buy it". I think that's a saying.
>Are there any other games I should try out?
>>7695996
I want to fuck Iowa while Alfred watches
>>7695996
>>7695988
I appreciate your change of heart, albeit minor. I believe I've already said this. I'm The Doctor.
>And I can't keep my eyes open. See you guys later.
>>7696009
I want to fuck Sanae while Cirno watches
>>7695996
Lu Bu Tallgeese
>>7695989
fuck fa.m you found my true goal
>>7695991
Truly all I ever wanted was LF's respect
also "only person who would ever love you" is kinda rude
>>7695997
I'm a very low effort kinda person
>>7696016
>Rin loves us so much that they give us another Hoshi, so that we can feel like nothing ever changed
>nobody buys it
>>7696001
If your getting into gaming on the pc, I'd say G2A to get For Honor, it's 50% off and makes it the proper price for what your getting. Totalwar Warhammer is pretty good, Binding of Isaac is an easy to get into rogue like, Nuclear throne is pretty good D3 and Squid can attest. Company of Heroes was a game Shion liked way back, Dragons Dogma is pretty good.
>I point out how Rin is a fucking retard who contributes less than zero
>People actually pay attention
This can't be HG
>>7696015
Nice to meetcha, Doctor! I'm, uhh... well, my codename is Numbuh Three, but mah real name is Kuki Sanban! You can call me Kukiii.
(Sleep tight, TND.)
>>7695996
Jagen
assuming you're the same guy who'd been asking for red character entries and blue character entries
>>7695996
>>7695996
>>7696026
My heart goes out to all of you, especially the good rpers like... eh, nevermind
>>7696030
No this is TLHG, welcome
>>7696030
>People actually pay attention
I doubt you're the only one who figured out he's obnoxious cancer, detective. He's trying really hard.
>>7695996
Armored Giant Gowther
>>7696030
We finally opened our eyes
>>7696009
What's stopping you? Go for it, my friend. I'm not even gonna get offended.
>>7696029
>I've written those down. Whenever I get the chance to, I'll play those games and see for myself if they're good or not.
>>7695956
Have you ever played Mass Effect? You played as Paragon or Renegate character? Maybe you should play as Renegate to see if you lile being a huge dick.
No, I am pretty sure you called me like that... And that was his line too...
>She starts to suspect something
≥≥7696049
>>7695996
>>7696057
What's this about huge dicks?
>LF
>>7696063
Huge dicks? L-LF?!
>KK
≻≻7696065
>>7696067
I know, baby. I heard it too. My cocksense is tingling all over.
>LF
>post yfw we got rid of Hoshi but now have to deal with someone worse
>>7696075
≻Rin
>>7696056
I enjoy them enough, but it really does come down to your own personal enjoyment.
>>7696075
>people actually believe this
If you think Hoshi was worse than Rin, you never really knew Hoshi.
>>7695956
>And if you want to drop Hetalia, don't let me hold you down. I will be fine, I will evolve into something new
>>7696088
This.
Never forget /sanc/.
I miss Asuka
>>7696057
No, I don't like being a dick. Doing it just because you can is just plain rude, you get me? I could go on and on, but I'd be making a fool of myself.
>A single bead of sweat runs down America's forehead.
Oh, my! M-Maybe you're looking too much into it, eh? It was just a coincidence, nothing too out of the ordinary!
>>7696083
>Hey, that's what second opinions are for. I'd be stoked to see why you like them so much, maybe they might even be my favorites.
>>7696089
>implying I'd drop the avas that put me on the map
>If it weren't for Alfred, I'd have been gone a long time ago.
>America
Hoshi shitposted, but I mean, at least he cared about HG.
>>7696107
It's Valentine's day, anon. Not April Fools.
>>7696107
Rin is just another shitposter to mentally filter out like Adachi and Vino
>>7696107
>cared about HG
No, he cared about "his" HG.
>People start to miss Hoshi
>This is a giant coverup and Rin is sacrificing himself to make Hoshi look good
G-guys?
New thread please, senpai