ITT: Pokemon are real. Who's your favorite couple? In

Gengy and salt

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>>7688900
mama and goli

g a y g h o s t s

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>>7688900
Failsail and the promised land of comfyness

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>>7688900
Alolan Voodoo.

>>7688869
Uh...I have no idea what I could make for her, honsetly.
I haven't really done anything for bugs before.

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>>7688900
Bone Needles. Fire Voodoo.

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>>7688900
>This should be a rhetorical question at this point
>Everyone knows what he would answer were he not otherwise occupied
>GladioN of fucking course

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>>7688900
me and bad relationships

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>>7688900
Sylvie and her rapidly approaching doom of course

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>>7688900
The ghosts are pretty cute.
>Back to recon.

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(Also repostin' for whenever Gladi gets back)
>>7682275 #
>Sleep is for the weak ya wimp
>Last lewd I did got dragged on for 8 threads man I can wait if you decide to pass out on me it's no big deal
>Tbh having to wait to chat you up again is the sad part dude
>He's panting in between kisses, moaning against Gladion's mouth upon having his dick touched
>He dips his fingers into the waistband of the boxers, following and caressing along to the dip of his back before returning to the front
>N kicks his pants the rest of the way off because fuck em he's just gonna end up getting trapped by them that way

>>7689003
>throws brick at

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>>7688900
Streambro and sand.

>>7688960
I feel bad for bothering you now, I'll come back if I come up with anything.
I might just give up and give her the nicest looking gem or something, we'll see.

>>7688900
Brock and the orange islands

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>>7689022
>Smacked in the fucking face
>Isn't mourning enough?

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>>7688971
Well...Thanks for the shack.
How do the plants around the pond look so far?

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>>7689068
Hopefully it works well. And they're looking nice! You're really making a nice area here.

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>>7689029
No, no, it's fine.
I'm just not sure how most things would work for her... Like, at all.
I could polish up a gem really well for you if you want?

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>>7689029
>flashback to getting teleported by FUCKING LILLIE to route 111 in the middle of a sandstorm
That was not a good night.

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what did that gengar bail out too?
he didn't even answer my question

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>>7689095
Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
I left the bag full of them somewhere around before I left to go digging earlier.
Speaking of which, I need to go for a bit...
Cya.
>Sandslash hurriedly digs away

>>7689130
Science guy from yesterday was right. Go for a ghost type.
Or maybe a fellow steel type? I'd hook you up with my Metagross but y'know recon mission.

>>7689092
Thank you...
Plants aren't as fragile as castle walls, turns out...
-Shelldon

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>>7689181
>Or maybe a fellow steel type? I'd hook you up with my Metagross but y'know recon mission.
sure call me later when you finish your mission, call me, it would be fun

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>>7689173
Oooooookay, see you later then.
>Go bug the banette and glance around for a sack of shinies

>>7689240
>Oh, it's right there.
>Yoink.

-Bones

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>>7689213
Well that's good. You like being here?
>>7689240
Hey nerd!
>Kiss the boyf.

>>7689181
>sneaky digging noises
>...

>>7689274
It's certainly much nicer than any other place I have been to. You people are really nice, too. Thanks for not kicking me out like the others did...
-Shelldon

>>7689231
Hope you're okay with Metagross being a lady.
>>7689276
>Sneaky enough that he doesn't hear it.

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>>7689274
Hiiii.
>Smooch the Stitch
Uh, want some rocks?
>Show bag of gems

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>>7689313
well i guess i was wanting a male, but it's not biggie, i'll lez it up for a bit longer

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>>7689313
>aye captain, periscope depth
>Sandslash pokes his face above the sand
>quietly watches recon guy

>>7689372
Alright.
>>7689377
>Dubsfail.
>I mean he's probably like half out of the sand but recon mcgee is too busy thinking about how sex between a Bisharp and Metagross works now.
>He walks away from the edge of the cliff and back to his camp.
>Equip armor onto left arm.
>Fiddle with it for a bit.

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>>7689417
>Man I'm good at this
>Sandslash is actually just standing, completely out of the sand except for a small pile on his head
>sneak along after recon guy

>>7689473
>Open box.
>Click thing from boss into arm.
>Move to an open area.
>Toss out Metagross.
So how does this thing work?
>Smack it like you're in Ben 10.
Nope.
>Hold left arm up???

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>>7689499
>confused Sandslash noises
Um...do you need help dude?

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>>7689417
it's all fine i just want some company really

>>7689499
>Nope now it's smoking.
>Turn the fucking thing o-
>>7689532
ARCEUS SHIT!
>Turn translator mode on fuckin' arm machine.
Where the fuck did you come from? I thought I had Manectric patrolling.

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>>7689562
...The ground?
I thought I saw something glinting up on this cliff a while ago, I was curious.
I'm not going to hurt you or anything. What's that thing on your arm?

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>>7689304
Hey it's no problem you're doing a good job.
>>7689364
>Get those smooches.
Woah. I'm not a Sableye but those look so cool.
>Grab a ruby and nibble it.
Ehhh, not very good.

>>7689599
Arceus. You're worse than my boss.
It's a range finder, pokedex, translator and a bunch of other shit.
>He turns back to Metagross.
I think there's too many wires in this thing to actually work with the key stone.
>Try it again.

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>>7689605
..Uhm..
>Watches this happen
..I meant for like, that thing. The surprise thingy. heh

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>tree is in the courtyard making a shrine to worship with the helix fossil in t he center
>Rolling for how well done the shrine is, the 1=shit, 9=expertly made

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>>7689656
...
>Grab a few Amethysts.
Yeah! I need to go wooooork on that.
>Put the ruby back and think on that surprise.
I'm gonna go work on it!!

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>>7689639
Your boss.
Tell me, weird spying guy, who exactly is your boss?
Because there are a couple of wrong answers that you'll regret saying.
>roll to intimidate

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>>7689674
>The shrine is OK
>but not what Tree wanted

>tree places the Helix fossil in the center of the shrine
>then tree does a silent internal prayer and walks off to continue patrolling

>>7689700
>Goddamn creepy Sandslash.
I mean I'm not high enough in the ranks to know his name but I work for Cipher.
>Reach for pokeball on belt.
I'm not here to start a fight.

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>>7689690
Okay, have fun, hun~.
>Plop down and dig through the bag for a big meaty gemstone to shine up

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>>7689779
>Wave to the bf.
>Search for that guy with the afro he's gotta know how to make a good proposal gift...

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>>7689748
You know that's funny, I patrol these deserts almost every day looking for Cipher bases.
You guys must be pretty well hidden.
Tell you what, if you tell me where your base is I won't shred you.
How's that sound?
>pls don't dubsfail me now

>>7689804
Heh. Yeah sure.
>Reach into backpack.
>Retrieve map.
>Mark the location, slightly out of Orre borders.
>Hand it to the Sandslash.
Tell Ein I told him to fuck himself. How about I tag along?

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>>7689797
>Just follow the sounds of the dancing ludicolo and sweet jams~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCl1gwX_CVA

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>>7689873
>Find the Miror B already.

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>>7689857
Cool, I'll make sure he gets the message.
>takes map
You can tag along I guess, I need to go do some solo scouting first though.
Feel free to go chill with the rest of the gang in the castle, I guess.
>dive, dive
>Sandslash digs away towards the base

>>7689938
Yeah I'll consider it.
>Put that cool red scarf on that all Cipher members have for some reason.
>Get back to figuring out how the mega thing works.

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>>7689928
>He's literally having a groove-off with his ludicolo.
>And basically oblivious to anything else for now.
>Maybe you should try getting his attention somehow?

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>>7689980
>tree presses a button on his boombox and stops the music

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>>7689857
so are you done with the scouting?
and where are you?
i'll go thare for our date
w-with your metagross of course, i wouldn't want to date me anyway

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>>7689980
>Poke h-
>>7689991
Oh god tree.

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>Lazulite acquired
>Get to work cutting and polishing it up for the buggo

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>>7689991
>Record scratch sound
>..From a boombox?
Hey, what's the big idea?
>Notice there's a Tree and a muppet in the room
>>7690007
..Can I help you guys?

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>>7690049
Hey you're like good with relationships right? I wanna propose to Bones but I don't know what to make for him.
... I've got Amethysts.

>>7690002
Orre. Outside of Pyrite Town.

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Let's see how many gemstones I can hide in Grimsley's scarf before he wakes up

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>>7690082
uh
>Says "no not really" under his breath.
That's the one with the firey femur, right?
Well, he's sorta purple-y, amethysts are purple, sounds like a good combo to me!~
I didn't notice if he had like, fingers though.

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>>7690142
Well... I thought a ring might, like, be bad since we might be battling a lot?
Do... You think I should make something for his skull or bone or something?

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>>7690188
>tree picks up a handful of gemstones
>starts decorating Mirror B's Fro with them

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>>7690132
Good morning. Do I get to keep them?
Sorry about getting a hotel room with only bed. Heh.

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>>7690108
okay, that's pretty far from kalos, but i was planning to go on vacation outside of my region anyway i just didn't have the exact place to go, i'll go grab a plane and i'll be there by tommorrow
i'll be looking foward for the date
w-with metagroess not you, of course, it would be nice

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>>7690219
Yes, you get to keep all three of them. Red Jasper, Yellow Pietersite, and Hematite.
The room isn't that big of a deal, but I never would have pegged you for a cuddler.

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>>7690188
Hmmmm~ Yeah, might be bad for that.. Dunno 'bout the skull either, things wouldn't stay on very well.
Doesn't he hit people with his big flaming boner though?~ Hahaa~

>>7690209
...uh
easy on the 'do there big guy.

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>>7690275
>Tree carefully finishes decorating the Fro
>the gemstones have been placed in the shape of a Helix
>Tree leaves the room happilly

Oh man, and I thought this thread was autistic but I was wrong
>>7675620

Now that's autism, I hope you all get help soon with this mental disability of liking these things

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>>7690275
Hmmm... I'll think on it. I'm noooot very creative with this kinda stuff.
Maybe a necklace?
Pff, he does not. I've seen it though.
>>7690293
Treeeeee.

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>>7690262
Thank you very much for the gifts.
Well... I usually cuddle my pokemon. It's a bit of a habit.

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>>7690349
I think "a bit of a habit" is an understatement. I'm a bit curious about what sort of weird cuddling habits you have going on, considering you were spooning me.

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>>7690402
Well I couldn't cuddle with Bisharp from the front, could I?
Don't I still owe you my Bisharp?

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>>7690293
..huh.
Well, guess it doesn't look too bad~

>>7690326
A necklace could be nice, yeah.
I thought that was what marowaks did though?
Hit things with bones? Man, I gotta get up to date on these things.
>Wait a second.
>Remember the noises from last night that you could amazingly somehow hear over your music.
..Oooohohohoo~ THAT bone!~
that's what you're talking about right? i ain't no pervert or anything i promise.
Might wanna ask him first if you wanna do anything with that~

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>>7690423
I suppose not. Yep. Your Bisharp for this Tyranitarite, as decided by the dice.

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>>7688917
no ur a salt

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>>7690435
Thank you!
I'll go either for a necklace orrrrrrr a bone piercing... Thank you!
I'll sew you something sometime if you want it just ask!
>Leave and go figure something out.

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>zorro is slowly waking up at the pokecenter

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>>7690524
>Slugma has cried himself to sleep with worry
>The slug sits a foot or two away from Zorro, not wanting to possibly hurt him by cuddling

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>>7690521
Alriiight~ Any time little buddy. Good luck with your man!~
>Turn the jams back on and resume the groove sesh~

>>7690306
(Fuck (You), leave my thread out of this, I haven't done shit too (You) so heck off)

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>>7690483
>He hands Steven one of the pokeballs from his belt.
I'll play fair, you've been giving me a fun time. He likes his sandwiches without any crust and he tends to get cold at nights.
... And he really enjoys crawling into bed for cuddles.

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>>7690612
He wouldn't be the first Pokemon of mine to enjoy crawling on me in bed. There's a reason I have a five stack of memory foam mattresses.
>He holds out the Tyranitarite
Fair's fair.

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>>7690656
>He takes it from Steven and puts it into his pocket.
And thank you. Now, would you like to do that date?

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>>7690692
Of course. Where are we headed?

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so it's saying that i shouldn't bring sharp objects and metal objects, so how do i travel by plane?
i was planning on my first overseas travel?

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>>7690824
You don't.

Buy a boat ticket,

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>Is finally done with this stupid rock
>Fugging this is why I don't do blue stones they look weird unless it's perfectly done

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>>7690725
The Battle Buffet in Hau'oli City. Food and a battle.
How does that sound?

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>>7690859
there is sea in orre?
i guess i'll have to bring some more oil with me, i'm not a fan of the sea

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>>7690558
>slowly opens eyes and looks around and groans

I feel like i got hit by a train....

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>>7691062
Well there's boats that probably go to the ports in Orre. Orre is pretty large though so you might want to rent a car or something.

>>7691062
Gateon Port dude

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>>7691033
I've never been there. Are you asking to battle me?

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>>7691123
If it came to it we could. We'd be competing against the other diners though.
For lack of a better phrasing I think you would wreck me if we were to fight. Not that I wouldn't pass up the challenge.

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>>7691093
okay i guess i'll buy a boat ticket to gateon port
>>7691085
okay, but will they accept the money from a pokemon and let me drive?
i mean when i was with my old trainer he did teach me to

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>Fuck I hope he likes this.
>Fuckfuckfuckfuck.

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>Bonehead is currently relaxing by the helix shrine Tree made
>Because he has no idea what to do right now so hey why not hang out with the fossilized corpse of your god

>>7691399
>Walk up to the bonefriend with your hands behind your back.
Hey, uh, Bones?

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>>7691482
>Forgot image.
>Already fucking this up.

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>>7691482
Oh, hey Stitch.
How's the thing going?

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>>7691527
>Float up close to him.
Ummm... Good. Uh...

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>>7691560
That's good, uhm..so, what's up?

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Hey everyone! I just wanted to let you know I finally got my first pokemon today!
I am a bit nervous on how to raise one as they all are very different. I'm on my way to Rustboro City now! Hopefully I can learn something at the school there... And maybe pick up a badge!

>>7691622
Poochyena is a great 'mon for novice trainers, loyal, easy to train and strong enough. Don't get too nervous, the school will teach exactly how to raise him.

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>>7691614
Will, uh...
>Exhale.
Uum...

>>7691063
(Do you have a second character? Discord has a possible solution for you that we've cooled up.)

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>>7691716
..Yes?
>Headtilt™

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>>7691683
I have a bit to go before i get into town...
Do you know how to get him to not bite? He's sending me mixed messages. I can't tell if he's doing it because he likes me or hates me...

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>>7691777
>Show him the necklace.
W-will, uh, you marry me? I know it's not, like, a ring but I hope it's still good.

>>7691727
(no. i am for any solution. both ways offer character development for him if you guys want to reton something. I have a lot of ideas lol.)

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>>7691622
good luck kid, remember to take good care of your new friend
>>7691792
i think he needs some time to warm up to you

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>>7691805
>>7691777
>Tree holds the helix fossil over the Gay Ghosts for good luck in their relationship

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>>7691792
Pokemon are smarter than most people give them credit for. Make it clear that it hurts when he chews on you, and give him a stern "no".

>>7691823
( Discord's consensus is that the Kanto event was definitely bullshit and might have been from Hateboner-Kun. An equally drastic fix is in the works as soon as certain needful images are saved. )

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>>7691175
It's not a guaranteed outcome... But wrecking an entire diner sounds good too.

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>>7691063
You almost died.
I'm glad you are okay...

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>>7691805
..S-Stitch, It's beautiful.
Of course I will!
>Hug the fug out of the plush husbando
I love you so muuuch~.

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>>7691824
Oh yeah! We take care of each other. I love him so much already!

>>7691852
Ok I'll do that- OW
He bit me again i think he wants attention...

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>>7691897
>Hug the new husbando!!
Ah! I love you too. I'm glad you liked it, haha.
>Put it on the husband without wondering how you get it over that thicc skull.
You look really cute in it!

>>7691852
Hey I'm the guy that made that plot and I wasn't meaning to kill anyone. I dropped out of it after the news guy was assassinated so I'm sorry for all the shit it caused. I only played the news caster, not the redneck or the photography guy.

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>>7691921
go play with him a bit, he wants to play with you a bit

>>7691969
(this is why you discuss it with the other posters before dropping a possibly character killing/world changing/shits-getting-fucked-up piece of plot, kids)

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MORTALS.
ONE OF MY DISCIPLES HAS INDICATED THAT I MAY BE NEEDED ONCE AGAIN.

Perhaps I will attend the theater in person when I am finished. I've been meaning to see a live production of Les Mis for decades now.

>>7691063
You, child... one of my disciples speaks highly of you.
>>7691921
Do be careful with him, young one. He is inexperienced and somewhat fragile still.

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ITT

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>>7691897
>>7691950
>Tree shakes the helix fossil above them, before placing it gently back on the altar
Helix-
-Blessing

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>>7692034
we know anon... we know....

>>7692034
>taking advice from Hoopa
>ever
>EVER

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>>7691950
>Happy bonehead sounds
>Blushu™ like hell when you put it on me
T-thank you, hun.
>Smooch the King

>>7691969
(playing an antag is difficult lol)
(zorro player here no hard feelings i thought it was a good way to progress my character.)

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>>7692044
...
Are we married now?
>>7692072
>Kiss the Qu- Ok that's dumb. Kiss the King.
I love you. I think Tree just married us.

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>>7692120
>Tree nods
I am Tree

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>>7691996
Yeah I'm playing tug-o-war with him; he likes that game! He's pretty strong already though...-

>>7692015
Whoa! Deer God! I am honored to hear your words... I will do my absolute best and no less!

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>>7692120
I love you too.
..O-oh, hold on, I almost forgot.
>Dig through goodie bag for a second
>Out comes a ring
H-here, I made it just for this occasion. hehe..

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>>7692194
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaay~

>>7692046
Hoopa just wants your donuts, anon.

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>>7691878
I did-

>>7692015
WHOA!
>awe struck

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>>7692144
My words were meant for the Poochyena in your company, though they apply well to your situation as well.

>>7692034
I assume you are not a disciple of my dear brother, as my counterpart's agents tend to be more creative and competent than such... crude japes.

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>>7692194
>The rare Plush Squeak™
Hooooly crap. Wow! It's so pretty, holy crap I love it.
>Put a finger out him to put it on that's what you do right??? Pls help.

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>>7692210
it took you this long for you to notice that?
are you blind or something?

>>7692245
>Shortstack mega evolve

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>>7692015
Well this should be good, the big Deer has shown himself.
>>7692034
But I'm already in the Pokemon world

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>>7691865
Then let's be on our way, yes? Mon cheri.
>He heads for the door.

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>>7692232
>looks down at poochy
>Poochy looks back
Oh... haha... Yeah....

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>>7692245
..Cuuute, hehe~. Glad to hear that, I was kinda worried since I didn't ask what stones you liked.
>Slip it onto his finger and smooch 'em
There. It looks gorgeous on you~.

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>>7692232
Look who decided to show up....

hehehehe....

>>7692247
No i just like to fuck with them.

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>>7692436
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay~

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>>7692343
Do not be embarrassed, young one. I bid you good luck, both of you.
>>7692231
I could intercede, perhaps, as regards your more grievous wounds. To have such injuries addressed would be uncomfortable at best, however, and would not be without cost.
Do you wish to accept?

>>7692436
Good evening, spectre.

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>>7692400
>Show that ring off, model it like the model you were sewn to be.
Thank you! I love you.
>Kiss that husband.
I never thought I'd get married. M-much less to a cutie like you. I'm so happy.

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>>7692480
wow, aren't you a god or something?
it's an honor meeting ya

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>>7692472
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay~

>>7692480
You know for being a ponce, Yveltal speaks highly of you.

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>>7692480
T-thank you!

>both poochy and trainer are excited alike

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>>7692496
I love you too, hun.
>Kiss the plushie husbando
Neither did I, in either case. hehe
You're the best.
>Smooch 'em again~

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>Everyone's TV briefly flicks to a meeting in Kalos.
-ith the help of Team Flare I Lysandre will be making a brand new fast food chain. Kalosian Fried Chicken.
We've already begun inputting them in the larger cities across the globe. We hope to expand further into this industry.

For now. Copy down the code you see on your television for a 50% offer of two or more full meals.

>The meeting cuts and the code is shown on screen.

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>>7692480
>winces in pain
>attempts to hide it..

T-they are not THAT bad!... What exactly could you do to help me...

>looks down away from his right side...

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>>7692560
i was only for 6 momths dude
so you're kinda late
but lesbians are a bit too crazy for my taste, from who i met at least

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>>7692628
>Kiss that dang husband.
>Hug him.
I'm so happy with you I feel so, y'know? Good! Free!
>Hug the husband.

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>>7692517
It is good to emerge from slumber and see the world again, though I expected fewer empty chairs at empty tables, and the song of angry men not to ring quite so strongly.

>>7692560
Your lack of respect has been noted. One of my disciples informs me that this is typical behavior for you.

>>7692687
I could heal the worst of your wounds, including the one that you seek to avoid gazing upon.
I will ask a favor, in time, though I feel I am being quite generous.

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>>7692633
>mental note 1: walk into the nearest KFC as soon I'm off this ship
>mental note 2: Amazon Prime is a scam
>mental note 3: hell, this code only lasts three days

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>>7692776
lack of respect?!
Those weren't MY words!
TYPICAL?!? who ever said that is a lair.

>>7692733
....
I have no response.

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>>7692633
It's Team-owned, but so are half the gaming centers in the Big 7.
Fuck it, it can't be any worse than McGhetsis'. I might try it.

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>>7692633
>Ghetsis throws a burger at his TV Screen
What the hell is this shit.

RICARDO GET THAT MOBILE RESTAURANT READY RIGHT NOW, WE NEED TO STEP UP OUR GAME
......
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS NOT READY JUST FILL IT WITH HYDROGEN
......
FINE, I WILL WAIT

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>>7692740
>Snug that cuddlehubby
I know, I feel so much better when I'm with you..
>Kisses your cheek
I love you so much, Stitch.

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>Meanwhile, on the deck of the frigate...

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>>7692807
yeah it was a wierd time of my life
the sex was nice tho, but i like guys more

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>>7692776
....
A favor?
I accept. I think it's the least i could d-do...
I do not want to spend a millennia like this...

>manages to crack a smile.

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>fwipfwipfwipfwipfwipfwipfwipfwipfwip
>computerized doorbell noises

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>>7692915
Who the hell rings at the door at this hour wait a sec the ship doesn't have a door bell

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>>7692849
I love you too Bonesy! You make me so so so happy.
>Hug that husband.
>Mourn the loss of the term bonefriend.
>Consider a new term.
... Does this make you my husbone?

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>An advertisement comes on the TVs around the world.
>A Team Flare grunt is seen eating KFC.
>"Get Kalosian Fried Chicken today! Buy our special mega meal and..."
>The Team Flare grunt pulls a Mega Stone out of the paper bag and looks excited.
>"Get a free random Mega Stone! Remember KFC is MEGA delicious!"

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>>7692915
>Intercept shipment of obviously important goods

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>>7692946
>DELIVERY FOR MISTER SEBASTIAN B.
>CONTENTS: CHEDDAR, PEPPERJACK, MOZZARELLA, ROQUEFORT, PARMIGIANO REGGIANO, 1 KILO EACH
>THANKS FOR SHOPPING WITH AMAZON

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>>7692887
>The itchy crawling of wounds sealing shut rolls across Zorro's body, from nose to tailtip, giving way to relief in its wake. It doesn't hurt anymore, except in his truly maimed foreleg.
I warn you, this will not be pleasant.
>A strange itching sensation overtakes the worst wound as regrowth is forced and shaped by Xerneas' power. Vines hold the poor fox in place to prevent him from thrashing for several moments... and then it recedes.
>It's healed, but for a few scars left as the vines retreat.
You have my blessing. To not take it lightly, young one, and remember our agreement.

Go from here, for someone who cares for you is waiting.

>>7692949
A love that transcends even mortality... though you are outside my domain, I wish you well.

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>>7692949
I'm glad I can do that for you. heh
>Snuggles intensify
..Husbone? Husboned?.. Hmm..I guess it does. hehe
>Smooooooch the Stitch

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>>7693044
>what in the fuck
>a little bee carrying off over 5 kilos of cheeses
>unacceptable!
Jay, please
>Jay used Thunder Wave, softly

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>>7693059
>instead of buzzing you hear this coming from the pair
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QV1RGMLUKE
>>7693134
Eek scary thing!
>The pair are paralyzed and fall to the frigate floor

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>>7693063
Oh wow, thank you.
>>7693116
Husboned only comes in after we... Y'know.
>Laugh a little and hug him.
>Smooch the snoot.
Loooooove you.

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>>7693063

>Head is still spinning from the great pain
>deep breaths

T-thank you... I will remember this!
>is barely holding excitement from this gift...

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>>7693063
You actually healed him?!
Nice.

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>>7693044
>>7693174

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well i'm on the boat to orre, it seems that will take a while so i would i guess i have nothing to do for a while, i might do something before going to sleep but so i'll be bored out of my skull for a while

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>>7693174
>cheese retrieved
>aw yeah, quesadilla night tonight
>paralyze heal out
>spray the bugs, even the joltik that somehow got paralyzed
Next time it's entire Bee Movie but with every instance of "bee" replaced with "it's hip to fuck bees", so don't do this again

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>>7693223
>A Team Flare grunt offers her a complimentary box of Kalosian Fried Chicken.
TEAM

FLAAAAAAAAARE.

>They jump off the boat.

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>>7693259
C-can we have some cheese?
>cute bug eyes go

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>>7693185
..O-oh, r-right.
>Has been turned into an eggplant once again
>Hugs the plush tightly
Love you too, hun.
>Totally isn't wagging his tail right now nope nooope

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>>7693174
Do be careful in the future, my children.

>>7693259
Your kindness is noted, observer. I do not understand the nature of your admonition against further interference. I must address a pressing issue, though perhaps you could elaborate at a later time?

>>7693310
If the observer is not forthcoming, as I hope he is, perhaps one of my disciples can be of assistance.

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>>7693261
>has a box of fried chicken
thank you i guess
>goes to her room put puts the box on the table
i'll eat that later
>lie on bed
ahh this bed is comfy
maybe, i'll talk with the other passenger but not now, first i'll take a bath and polish myself

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>>7693341
>The two look at each other
Wooow who was that?

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>>7693310
I'm not sure if cheese is appropriate for small bugs, but uh, one second.
>retrieves a small, nondescript piece of candy
You can have this, for you both.
>double evens: it's rare candy

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>>7693314
>Hug that husband super tight.
You're sooooo cute.
>Smooch the eggplant.
>Notice those wak wags.
You're cuuuuute.

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>>7693357
>Another Team Flare member climbs in through the window.
Did you get your complimentary mega stone?
>They put it on the counter and climb back out the window
>You can hear them screech TEAM FLAAAARE before they fall into the water.
(Mega Stone can be whatever you want as long as it's not one for a legendary.)

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>>7693362
Ooooh that's even better than cheese!
>The Joltik holds onto the tasty sweet for dear life as the Cutiefly picks him up and buzzes off into the sunset
Bye mister!

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>>7693403
>>7693261
I think its time to bring the old McGhetsis cyborgs out of retirement

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>>7693341
I'd tell you but you seem already out of reply range. Later.
>oh deer god

>>7693423
Bye small bugs of freight.

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>>7693403
i'm on the middle of my bath you damn pervert
>looks up at the the mega stone
cool i don't even know don't need that but i'll hold up to it
>puts the mega stone on her the outside of the bath
i'll see what i'll do with that later

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>>7693378
>Squeaky Wak Sounds™
Shhhhh.
>The eggplant smooches back
>Tail is going mach 5
You're cuterrr.

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>>7693539
No way you're way way way cuter!!
>Kiss that eggplant.
>All this fun has the broomtail wagging a bit now.
No! You're cuter!

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>>7693509
>Nyooom
>...wait Joltik you're supposed to be on the bottom
>What was in that candy? You monster!
>Down they go into the abyss under the frigate

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>>7693565
>Tree places a dusty mirror behind the Broomtail before picking it back up and walking off towards the Helix altar with a now Clean Mirror

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>>7693600
>A Team Flare grunt runs up to the tree.
Huff- s-sir. Did- huff...
Did you o-order the Helix Meal?

>>7693633
>tree takes the meal
>places it on the altar in front of the Helix Fossil
>Then he places the mirror behind the fossil
>and finally he gives the grunt an oran berry as payment

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>>7693671

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>>7693577
>blissfully unaware of what was in that candy
>as far as I know, it was a completely normal candy
>mind full of cheese thoughts

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>>7693671
>>7693682
Th-thank you...
>He goes to get some water from the nearby pond

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>>7693565
Nooo, you're the cutest plushie husband ever!
>Kissu the sweeper
Nooooo, you aaare.

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>>7693600
Tree!
>>7693735
>Hug that husbone.
Shhush! You're cuter.
>Broomtail reaching critical fast levels.

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>>7693735
>>7693565
>Shelldon sneakily watches the two, out of curiosity

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>>7693777
Nu-uh, you are. And you're proving it right now~.
>Nuzzle the best plush ever

>>7693733
>the pond is dried up

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>>7692335
>Assuming they've gotten to the diner already
... So how does this work.
We battle for the food...?

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HOW ARE THESE FLARE HUMANS SO FAST

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>>7693858
No I'm nooooooot!!
>Nuzzle the bonefriend.
>>7693778
>JOIN JOIN JOIN

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>>7693866
what are you talking cutie?

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>>7693865
>He pays for both of them.
Essentially. Risk versus reward. If you don't get any food then, well, sucks for you.
>He walks in.
Should we go in as a team?

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>>7693889
I KEEP SEEING THEM JUST
DELIVERING
HOW ARE THERE SO MANY
HOW ARE THEY SO FAST

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>>7693934
yeah theuy sure are fast i'm curious how do they actually do that too
but hey do you want to come here, for another date?

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>>7693883
You so are though!
>Boop the banette

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>>7693883
>Moves closer, to get a better view
>Evens, stealth lobster mode engaged
>Odds, he trips, messing up as usual

>>7693859
>Team Flare delivery man suffers in the sand for his work

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>>7693964
No you are!!
>Smooch the snoot.
>>7693966
>Sneakiest lobster ever.

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>>7693963
ANOTHER?
HAVE WE DATED PREVIOUSLY?
WHAT IS A DATE ANYWAY? THE WAY YOU MAP YOUR ROTATION AROUND THE SUN, CORRECT?

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>>7694038
yeah we did, you forgot about me?
you wound me
or did you have your memory wiped or something?

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>>7693925
Sure. Why not? You're not going to suffer without Bisharp, are you?

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Pray tell, I hear there is a promised land in Orre that is home to many ghosts.
Is this true?

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>>7693997
hhhh
Fiiine~. I'll let you win this again.
>Even if you are way cuter than me you silly plush
>Smooch the Stitch on the forehead

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>>7694101
>>7693997
>Sneaky lobster intensifies

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>>7694078
I think I can handle most of these trainers with Scrafty alone.
Don't expect any teams that'll take your champion status.

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>>7694101
Yess! I win I aaaalways win!
>Kiss his neck.
I loooove you.
>Broomtail has reached maximum speed.
>>7694126
>Seriously how have we not noticed Shelldon by now.

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>>7694077
I THINK YOU HAVE ME MISTAKEN
FOR
ANOTHER PREVIOUS VERSION
APOLOGIES

>>7694099
pls yes come join us cute sword

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>>7694131
Alright. I was looking forward to trying one of those malasadas, who are we battling first?

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>>7694226
so what happened to him?
he was such a sweetheart, but one day he said he had to return for his group
i miss him, if you can talk to him please say that his sharpy still loves him

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>>7694099
That there is. The name is Ceridwyn Keep.

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>>7694268
I ate him. I think I still have the pellet, if you reeeeeally want him.

>>7694179
>Smol wak squeak™
I love you too, Stitch.
>Snugs intensify intensely

-Bones, completely out of cute pictures

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>POWER CORE STABILISED
>ERROR: CATASTROPHIC DAMAGE SUSTAINED FROM POWER CORE EXPLOSION
>POWERING UP SELF REPAIR CAPABILITIES
>ESTIMATED TIME TILL FULL FUNCTIONALITY HAS BEEN RESTORED
>SIX DAYS

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>>7694300

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>>7694237
Um, okay.
>>7694279
I've always wanted to live in a western based Castle. What is it like?
I think my caretaker would not mind if I were to travel.

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>>7694326
>>7694126
>Inch closer
>Is literally less than a foot away

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>>7694327

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>>7694361

>>7694326
>Nuzzle the husbando.
You're such a good.
>Kiss the wak neck.
>>7694356
>Srsly how.

-Stitch, very tired

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>>7694300
oh.... i-i'm okay, i-i'm not crying
i don't think i'll need that
why did you eat him, that's horrible
>light sobbing
i guess i'll eat some sweets to cheer me up a bit, i was still hoping for him to come back

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>>7693577
>Deer God, someone help!
What did I tell you about caution, young ones?
You are better now. Get some rest, then run along.
I will address a certain human's inattentiveness shortly.

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>>7694379
To be fair, he did try to kill us and possibly end the world.
Also, I know who killed him and it sure as Giratina wasn't Al.

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>>7694382
>Still completely oblivious
>Quesadillas acquired

>>7694382
(Hey whoever you are for taking Xernues is character off my hands, thank you)

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>>7694375

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>>7694398
i-tt's fine i bet he was forced to do that, he was such a sweethart, i couldn't believe he would do that

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>>7694398
Yeah, but I ate the body afterwards. You guys got rid of the bomb and I got rid of the mess.

>>7694376
You're better, though~.
>Smol wak squeak™ x2 combo
>Squeeze the plushbando

-Bonehead

>>7694456
>>7694376
>Watches the two, up close
-Shelldon the stealth lobster

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>>7694248
Well I suppose I can get some Malasadas for u-
>Two sightseers get in the way.
>"Uh, like, scuse me stupid hair. We saw this first."
>"Yeah! Like, we tooooootally saw this first."
>They toss out a L55 Muk and L55 Dugtrio.
Siiiiiiigh.
>He tosses out Scrafty.
Ready Steven?

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>>7694401
HUMAN.
I AM... SLIGHTLY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU.
I KNOW YOU MEANT WELL, BUT YOUR GIFT REQUIRED ME TO ASSIST THE YOUNG ONES AS TO AVOID A PREMATURE END TO THEIR ADVENTURES.

>Disappointed Dad Stare(tm)

>>7694456
Nooooo way you're way way way better!!
>Nibble that neck.
>Kiss that bonebando.
>>7694467
>You flew too close to the sun Icarus.
Shelldon? Whats up, you wanna join?
-Stitchbando

>>7694496
>Mega evolve the shortstack

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>>7694496
Nahhhh, you are.
>Lewd bonehead sounds
H-heyy-
>>7694467
>Suddenly lobster
>Sweat™

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>>7694450
i guess that was the thruth behind his organization he had to work to
he did say that i should have cut all ties with him but i couldn't stop thinking about him
i loved him, i guess he didn't want me involved in those schemes