ITT: Pokemon are real. Are you getting Kalosian Fried Chick

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>>7694860
>I am sorry to disappoint you.
no problem, i was asking the impossible anyway
apperently, but i think he it won't change much
but thanks for answering it xerneas
much appreciated
i guess one must learn to move on in live
he would like it that way
he would want his sharpy to be happy

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>>7694930
Maybe later, busy being gay.

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>>7694930
>He would definitely get KFC just to spite Ghetsis
>Not that he can eat meat
>But it's the thought that counts

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>>7694930
Nah, bro. I'm just not feelin' it.
It can't be, like, worse than McGhetsis' though.
. . .
please don't try to prove me wrong

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>>7694935
>He takes one and bites in.
Thank you, these are still as good as I remember.

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>>7694930
I would never put fast food garbage anywhere near my mouth.

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>>7694930
Who needs Kalosian Fried Chicken? Or McGhetsis, for that matter?

Come to Pizza Rocket, where Kanto-style pizzas reign... supreme.

Give the code BLASTOFF to the cashier for a 50% discount on your order! Offer only effective for 1 week.

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>>7694983
I would sooner eat a bullet.

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>>7694992
Says the person who kills cats and dogs on sight so he can serve them to his customers.

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>>7694983
>Mumbling something about a death laser.
Nice to see more people in the business.

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>>7694992
Eat up, Frenchie.

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>>7695013
A gummy bullet. Delicious.
>>7695001
At least I put time and effort into the craft, la puce. Don't you have souls to be stealing, ginger?

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>>7694983
Kanto style? Corn and mayo on pizza?
Still better than Alolan pizza, PINAP DOES NOT BELONG ON PIZZA

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>>7695032
>Ringing the doorbell to Streambro's room.
Mega Meal for a MEGA hunger! Team Flare has it to you in thirty minutes or less!

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>>7694992
so blondy do you make sweets?
after i finish my busisness here i'll eat on your restaurant

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>>7694983
ARCEUS DAMNIT
Is every Team leader stealing my idea
I swear you get lucky and successful and soon everyone is copying your idea for a slice of that delicious cake

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>>7694983
>Wow all these fast food chains
>Next thing you know Aether is going to become a salad bar
>Also yes I definitely do not have anything better to do than narrator post as N while I wait for part two of the ranchening

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>>7695034
Faster than McGhetsis, huh. You get a tip.
>evens: 20% tip
>odds: 15% tip
>either way you get a very special coin

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>>7695029
HUMAN CHEF.
IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT YOUR RECIPES MIGHT INCLUDE SPECIES THAT DANCE WITH OBLIVION AT PRESENT.
DO NOT HARM ENDANGERED OR SAPIENT CREATURES FOR YOUR CULINARY PURPOSES.
I WOULD STRONGLY PREFER NOT TO HAVE TO SEND MY DISCIPLES TO CORRECT MATTERS.

Ahem.
That said, assuming that corrective action is not needed, I might seek a reservation. Not for Valentine's, though, but on a less crowded evening.

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>>7695059
Thank you sir!
>Hand him the Mega Meal.
>Mega Stone included!
>Can be whatever you want as long as it's not a legendary/noncanon.
TEAM

>Pose.

FLAAAAAAARE!
>He jumps off the side.

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>>7694967
Is there anything you were looking to eat?

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>>7695032
Pinap pizzas are pretty good, but I won't get in your face about pizza preference.
>>7695039
Welcome to the real world.
>>7695050
Taking their resources and setting up a salad bad would probably be for the best. Just scrub the name off, it's more tainted than even Ghetsis. Somehow.

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>>7695039
At least my chicken is edible.

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>>7694983
>Internal AW YISS-ing

>>7694852
Honeyyy, can we order pizza?

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team skull tacos
hows that sound itll be ya boi servin you up some sick ass tacos
already refitting po town for the tacopocalypse

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>>7695029
No, I in fact do not. Otherwise I wouldn't be turning the family business into a fast food chain.

>>7695039
Evil isn't profitable, especially when evil plans can be stopped by juveniles. I must thank you for showing me an alternative path forward.

>>7695032
...Wat.

Is that seriously what-

...Excuse me for a moment. I need to chew out my advertising team.

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>>7695098
>Aether Salad
>All salads come pre ranched
>No not having ranch is not an option prick

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>>7695144
A pussy makin' tacos
How long until ya outright admit ya wanna be a chick?

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>>7695144
Well, it's better business than attempting to mug bus stop signs.

Seriously, though, if you have fish tacos and malasadas I'll happily help finance your crew going legit.

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>>7695144

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>>7695039
Cakes, huh?

>>7695078
>Metagrossite
Wowza.
Take care of the coin, it's lucky.

>>7695098
Sorry but I care a whole lot about pizza.
Also with the marriage now being official Plasma and Aether could merge and get a new, less tainted name.

>>7695144
Taco town (formerly Po town)

>>7695150
Yes, Kanto is weird.

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>>7695172
yo its 2017 dont be a h8r
like
who cares
>>7695180
yea tacos and malasadas for days
we gon put slurpuff whatever outta bizzzzzz
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
>>7695188
yea thats me
>>7695189
seriously we already got the poke center up as a taco place
hit us up
o fuk first customer is cat man gotta go boiz

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>>7695154
What if i want green goddess, a pleasantly pale green, herby version of ranch?

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what's up with all this fast food crap?
my sweets need to be are to be made by the best Confectioners

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>>7695130
Sure!
>Call up the pizza place and make an order for like... Fifty pizzas.

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>>7695205
Guzma number three, still too much of a puss to come fight an actual pussy in the Distortion World.

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>>7695189
I'll be sure to take care of it. Now for the next step in my master plan.

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>>7695222
Not all of us have gourmet palates or the resources to be choosy.
>>7695225
Hey there, long time no hear. Are you doing well, and can you tell Big G that the Alolan Psycho says hi?

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>>7695205
That's it
Too many Guzmas
I'm gonna go live in the fuckin jungle like wildman saladhair or some shit

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>>7695216
>But this kills the entire joke about ranch in the first place
>You can't ranch a salad without ranch
>I suppose mayo could work for the joke
>But who the fuck puts mayo on a salad
>Not somebody I want to be around
>The green text is actually supposed to be narration/ thoughts I didn't think people would read and respond to it desu
>Mostly just me messing around and finding a way to N post even though the character can't do anything at the moment
>Unless I decide to like
>Summon Gladi
>But honestly I don't like summoning people
>I can just wait
>Shitpost in the meantime

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>>7695259
Oh

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>>7695223
>Fifty pizzas made to go!
>The banette DOES give the code, right?

>Either way, a Team Rocket grunt pulls up to the castle with stacks of pizza
Delivery for a Mr. Stitches?

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>>7695223
Yay!
>Hug the plushie
>Wait did he say fifty

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>>7695254
you can have everything if you work hard enough
but being a fashionista in kalos works too,
but i did do some side jobs when i was still new
i passed a whole month as a babysitter while i payed for my studies

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>>7695270
Thank you, sir!
>Dump a bunch of money in his hands.
>Maybe a gem.
>>7695272
I got us pizza!!
>Put them down very gently.

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>>7695268
zorro
zorro is that you
i must be dreaming
somebody pinch me

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Now I understand Why N looks dead inside all the time
In a single day my entire Fast Food empire has come crashing down and I have more competition than a hooker on main street

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>>7695290
No I don't know who Zorro is, I'm just posting pictures of Pokemon with desserts. Sorry

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>Lysandre makes a large purchase on empty land near Geosenge Town.
>A massive KFC restaurant is erected.

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>>7695288
>The grunt starts counting the money, but stops in his tracks when he sees the gem
>Fug it
>Time to blast off

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>>7695300
i got my hopes up
zorro is a ninetales friend of mine
he got in a fight and got really hurt i thought eh might have gotten better
somehow
maybe
darn it

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>>7695288
..Wow, that's a lot of pizza.
Like, a lot a lot.
>Stare at the massive tower of pizza boxes

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>>7695270
>Sandslash is outside the base recon guy showed him, just outside of Orre
>orders every different kind of pizza Pizza Rocket serves
>orders to be delivered to the base he's scouting
>doesn't use the code
>waits and watches

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>>7695322
I'm sorry to hear that, I hope your friend gets better soon!

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>>7695259
Mon Cher, how goes your sexcapades? Tell me every detail.

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>>7695318
See ya thank you!!
>>7695323
>Take one from the top and hand it to Bones.
>Hand one off to Shelldon, Teddy, Tree, Miror B, Guzzbro, even give one to reconguy.
>Am I missing anyone?
>Give one to Ark if he's here.
>Just divy those things out.

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>>7695324
>Sure enough, after a bit, a grunt shows up in a jeep with stacks of pizza
>Assuming he arrives there unmolested, he knocks on the door
Hello? Rocket Pizza, we have a delivery for you.

>>7695336
>Still trying to figure this Mega Evolution thing.
>Get pizza.
Well. Okay.
>Eat some and share it with the team.
>Watch the dudes in the castle.
>Fuck, should I join?

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>>7695351
>Sandslash is hiding in the sand not far away
>he wants to see if someone would answer the door for pizza
>...

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>>7695336
Thank yoouuuu.
>Do your best impression of a guzzlord and fucking devour that shit
>Good lord it's been so long since you've had pizza
>Care not for who sees this horrifying display

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I Decided to make a list of the people and pokemon who would be the hardest to fuck
consiquesncalle this doubles as my list of people who I want to fuck the most
1. N
2. The French Fry A.K.A. Gladion
3. Arceus and the other poke gods
4. Slugma

>>7695375
>Eat some of that pizz.
>Share it with the bf he needs it more.

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>>7695331
hey blondy need any new clothes?
i can make some for you well not for now i'll have to wait for a week or so i'll be back at my work as a fashionista, but if you want we can talk about prices later

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>>7695336
>Tree looks at the pizza
>places it on the helix altar, next to the KFC he got earlier as an offering to his God

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>>7695351
>Opens the door
Hi. Uh..we didn't order any pizza, but we'll gladly take it I guess.
How much is it gonna be for all that?

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>>7695400
>Helix has once again heard your calls.

And lo he said,

What is your wish my child?

>It takes the food.

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>>7695407
That'll be 56,000 Pokedollars. ($500)

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>>7695378
Ive just perfected this new shape, maybe you could take me out for a spin before the real deal?

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>>7695428
I will pay.
>He hands the man a wad of cash.
Now leave.

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>>7695422
>Pause the terrifying act of pizza genocide
>Stare™

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>>7695422
what

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>>7695422
>Tree shrugs as he was making offerings to his god
.....
>Tree gets an Idea and points to Stiches and Bones
I am Tree
>Translation only understandable by Helix
"make them happy"

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>>7695331
>>7695378
>>7695439
>These are the words of characters who don't want to be alive anymore
>Or really like curling irons
>Who fucking knows
>N imposter #3 rip soon to be ironed
>Probably

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>>7695440
>The grunt counts the cash, then hands off the pizza and leaves
>There's one of every kind of pizza Rocket Pizza sells- everything from flat-crust personal pan cheese pizza to stuffed-crust medium meat lovers to deep-dish dessert pizza
>Oh, and a large supply of breadsticks

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>>7695428
Thanks for the pizza!

>>7695440
Who do you think even ordered it, sir?

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>>7695445
>>7695448
Yes my children?
>>7695451
And lo, it shall be done.

>Bones receives a coupon that can be used for Rocket Pizza whenever and never expires.
>Stitches receives a sewing needle that can sew anything up without use of thread, and never breaks.

And on the first day I said.

Let there be light.

>And he is gone.

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>>7695463
I can't really blame them, sir.
Honestly, er, if I had to pick a guy...

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>>7695465
Thank you.
>He takes it back in the lab.
>>7695467
I'll take a guess at either Wes, Michael our operative near Pyrite... Or a certain interloper.
Tighten security.
>He gets back to work.

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>>7695481
..Thank you, Helix.
>Praise internally
>Resume pizza slaughter
>This is going straight to my thighs but I don't care it's delicioussss

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>>7695481
>Woah.
>Stow THAT away.
Thank you, Helix.
>>7695521
>Helix I really hope it goes to his thighs please hear me.
>Sweating.

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>>7695532
This is my last miracle for today.

But lo, it shall be done.

>All pizza is going straight to Bones's thighs.

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>>7695500
At once, sir!
>Goes to the guard tower and watches out

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>>7695481
>Tree takes this second successful and this time accidental summoning as a sign
>Tree must be the chosen one, the true disciple of Helix
>After all it was he who found the Helix fossil
>and he who summoned Helix himself
>Tree quickly goes off to convert the courtyard altar shrine into a full fledged place of worship

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>>7695539
>Literally sweating.
Thank you, Helix.

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well i'll go out of my cabin and see if there is anyone in this ship to talk about
but better hide my sweets first

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>>7695547
>Nonreligious bear has a headache
>Going back to bed

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>Sandslash has seen all he needs to see
>dig away to go plan an assault on the base

(Person playing Helix here. He's only going to appear if someone summons him. Mainly going for Tree. Just so people don't start asking for him to come out and fix something.)

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>>7695494
>Scandalized gasp
>N is a faithfully married man
>He would probably curl up into a ball under the blankets if he read this thread
>Yeah I'm probably going to head to bed and hope that pizza I ate earlier doesn't like
>Kill me
>If I die it's going to be to my own hands, not pizza damnit

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>>7695541
Thank you. Very glad I invested in those underground scanners.
I'll have to see if my pokemon will want to see our new interlopers.
Even moreso glad I wired that recon agent with a microphone. This will be an interesting show.

>>7695559
(Tree player here, honestly I was not expecting Helix to turn up any more times, I was just making Tree go all religious and making offerings and such to his god)
(so don't feel as if you have to make him turn up every time Tree does something Helix related)
(though this has provided some interesting and unexpected character development for Tree)

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>Currently too busy reenacting the holocaust with pizza and my face to notice the helixing again
>The thiccening has begun.

>>7695580
(Oh don't worry I'm doing it on dubs mostly. If the dubs become more common I might move it up to even trips or quads. I'm glad you're having fun. And I only plan for him to do like ~3 miracles per day. Just so he doesn't overtake Arceus and the other gods. Feel free to have him try and summon Helix its pretty fun to preform miracles. )

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>>7695552
now that my sweet have been successfully hidden i'll go for a walk outside
i hope i meet some cool people here

>Sigh.
>Fiddle with the settings on the arm gear.
>Keep trying this mega-
>Wait.
>Grab stone thing from bag.
>Am I supposed to give this to it?
>Attach it to Metagross via equipment.
>Roll for Mega Evolution.

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>>7695613
hey, i'm a ship to orre i'll be there in a few hours
get ready for our date

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Pikachu have the best pussies!

>>7695613
>That didn't work.
>Fucking Arceus this doesn't make any sense.
>Take stone out of arm gear.
>Switch it with the one Metagross has.
>Mega Evolution?
>>7695625
Sure. I'll be ready.

>>7695639
>Maybe it only works in a battle.
>Look for a weak pokemon that Meta won't decimate I guess?
Hellooooo?

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>>7695584
>The pizzapocalypse is over
>The casualties: Like four large pepperoni pizzas
>And Bones stomach
>Flop™

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>>7695664
>Scope that booty.

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>>7695639
i'll pass a week in orre so you may show me some of the areas, what do you think?

>>7695654
>Ugh I'm so bad at looking for fights.
>Sit back in the shade.
>Hug Meta and Zappy.
>>7695680
Sounds fine to me. Might be back at base... Or in that castle.

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>>7695676
>That's some Plush Rump™ right there.
Hey, Stiiitch?
Do we have any Pecha berries?..

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>>7695711
>Drooling.
Yes ass? I mean- Yeah we do.
>Leave and come back with some pecha berries for the husband.

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>>7695723
Thank you, hun.
>Smooch the Stitch
>Munch a berry to stop feeling awful

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>>7695705
okay let's have place to meet up then
where is the best and easiest place for people to meet up?

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>>7695705
>Maybe I'm using this thing wrong?
>Expel the key stone.
>Stick it into one of the other slots and lock it in.
>Not sure why there's so many of these s-
>Email.
>Back to... Base?
>Right.
>Stow armor in backpack and ride Meta back to base.
>>7695761
Gateon Port is nice. I'll be there after I check with my boss, okay? Grab a seat outside the Krabby Klub.

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>>7695760
>Snuggle the husband.
Come on weaaaaaak. I can eat way more than you!

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>>7695768
okay i'll be waiting sweetie

>>7695768
Did you check the manual?

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>>7695801
..But, I can't do that thing you do.
>Snug the Stitch

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>>7695814
>Snuggle that husband.
>Nuzzle him.
Not yet at least.

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>>7695804
I'll be heading there now. Look for the guy with the gaudy machine stuck to his left arm I guess.
>>7695812
Yes. Boss said something about it not being at full power. He gave me a few more pokemon to work with so that's nice.

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>>7695833
..What? What do you mean?
>Confused wak sounds™

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>>7695871
>Kiss the wak.
Sooooooul. Soul eats anything, buddy.

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>>7695899
..But I can't do the soul stuff like you.
Or, at all, really.
>Kissu the King

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>>7695937
I can always be your soooooooul.
>Smooch the wak.

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>>7695958
..R-right.
...
>Actually considers this
>Smooch the banette boyf

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>>7695981
It wouuuuld be fun. I've never fully possessed something else living- Well. Sort of living.
>He laughs.
We can try it tomorrrrrroowwwwww.

>>7695845
Well I think Bisharp lady fell asleep.
First time buying a hotel room for a sleeping lady but whatever.
Night everyone.

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>>7696008
..Yeah, sure, let's try it out tomorrow I guess.
A-and the mega stone thing too, I forgot all about it..
>Caaasually use Stitches lap as a pillow
Goodnight, hun.

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>cosmog falls asleep on some train tracks
peeeeew

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>>7696086
>CHOO CHOO

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>>7696102
>zzzzz

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>>7696135
>CHOO CHOO
>TRAIN GOING AT MAXIMUM SPEED

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>>7696148
>wake up
>see shiny thing
>go float for it

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>>7696154
>TRAIN SEES THING A THING FLOATING TOWARDS IT ON THE TRACKS
>BRAKES ON MAXIMUM BREAKING
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>7696166
>OH FUCK TRAIN BRAKED WAY TOO HARD
>TRAINS DERAILING
>REEEEEEEE CRASH

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>>7696166
>>7696176
>bat at a corpse
>leave and do something else

http://poal.me/i0sgoi

http://poal.me/i0sgoi
http://poal.me/i0sgoi

http://poal.me/i0sgoi

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fuck all the competition, Eat McGhetsis
after all, we were here first

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>Happy Valentine's Day
>N's Zoroark and Nihilego run around the ship pelting people with chocolates

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>>7696934
What drinks do you offer with your meals sir?
That be a very important things for a spinda like me.

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>wakes up in a bed
>sees the recon anon sleeping on the couch of the hotel room
>gets up and puts a blanket on him
aren't you sweet
>kiss on the cheek
i guess i'll wait for you to wake up

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>>7696934
I really like McGhetsis!

(Considering killing myself soon. Maybe tonight. Give me some good ways to go.)

>>7697969
(There are no good ways to go)

>>7697969
(of old age)

>>7698220
>>7698289
(Fine. Give me some relatively good ways to go. I'm tired and just want it to end already.)

>>7698323
(Why pick this thread for this question, sounds like you just want attention.
Go make some friends anon.)

>>7698431
(Because I spend most of my time here and know how many of you guys are suicidal. Thought one of you might have some good advice on dying.)

>>7698446
(No one here has any experience with dying.)

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>She looks far below her from the frigate, crying
I wish there was another way...
I'm sorry everyone... I'm sorry emily
>she closes her eyes
>she walks to the edge
>she he let's gravity do the rest
>Chances of surviving 0.00001%
I'm coming turtwig
>blackness

>>7698463
(You know what I mean, ass. Whatever, I guess I'll just go fuck off and ask /b/. If I don't post again just kill off my characters, I guess.)

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>>7698501
F

>>7698513
>>7698446
>>7698323
>>7697969
(gunshot to the head would be your best bet, if you're a pussy then use the exit bag method/cpap mask method with helium I think it is)

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>>7697923
Why? It's garbage.

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>>7699001
No it is not! Your opinion is wrong!

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>>7699001
Sir, sir.
What drinks do you serve with your cuisine?
And with what dishes would you serve a smoothie.

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>Sandslash is sitting near the oasis again
>not nearly as chill as yesterday
>he's just kinda watching a sandstorm blow past
>conflicted Sandslash noises

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>>7699041
When you become a professional chef I'll gladly discuss food quality with you.
>>7699047
Mostly wine and teas. We can make something similar to a smoothie for a dessert, but it does not get served with meals.

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>>7699250
Smoothies go with desserts.
Noted thanks you.
And what sorts of tea would you serve with lunch time?

Fuschiafag here.
Fuck.
I woke up at the Pokemon center and my friends are missing. I thought they were going to make it, and now? Empty beds and the staff's pretending not to know. Good fucking actors, but there's no way they don't know.

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>>7699041
zorro
zorro is that you
pinch me im dreaming

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>>7699369
Yeah i am here! Why would you want to be pinched?
>pinches

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>>7699508
omigodimogodomigod
we all thought you were dead
welcome home zorro oh my GOOOOOSH
>fishpupper hugs

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pew

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>>7699533
>uuufff
Nope i am not going to die before you do! I promise.

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>>7699594
.....
>Squint
>Not sure if Pew or a different Cosmog

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Guys, how do I shake off this girl who's obsessed with me? I don't like her in the slightest, but she thinks I'll still be her Prince Charming no matter how many times I tell her no.
... Oh, that's right, gotta have a pun. Uhh... hope I'm not too chocolate to join in on the fun!

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>>7699605
>>7699508
Zorro's here?
>glomp the fire fox
So what happened??? Oh Mew you have your leg back too!

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>>7699605
Frankie is going to be so happy you're back
OH MY GOOOSH
how did you even make it
OH MEW EVEN YOUR LEGS FIXED

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>>7699652
Tell her you're gay.

>>7699652
We're going to need more detail.

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>>7699665
>>7699671
>hugs
Well i think i did die because i met xerneas. I know that is hard to believe...

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>>7699652
well, you gotta be direct, tell your feelings it will only get worse if you keep deflecting her advances and say that you're not interested

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>>7699720
Really you met the big Deer himself? How'd you manage to convince him to heal you?

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>>7699637
pew?

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>>7699763
Well he said he would but now i owe him... which is kind of cool to be valuable to a pokemon like that! He did a good job to! Only some of the major scars are left. I wonder what he has planned... or why he chose me...

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>>7699824
Wait a sec
So a legendary said "I'll help you in exchange for a favor"
If I hadn't seen the damage I wouldn't believe it but oh my god.
Wait, does this make you a monk or something?

>Way too many damn hours of sleep as usual.
>Really hope this doesn't go south.
>Sit up and yawn.
>Wave to the Bisharp.
>>7697612
Mornin'. How'd you sleep?

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>>7699813
... Pew?
>Offer hug and find out

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>>7699680
That'd be easier if I was actually gay, but she's the kind of type who'd always be looking over my shoulder, so eventually she'd see I was just lying.
>>7699703
Well basically, one night I was walking along the streets trying to decide where to eat for dinner when I saw a group of Mightyena around this shivering Sylveon. She had tears in her eyes, so I knew they weren't doing anything good. I stepped in there and told them to back off from her.
Of course they didn't take it sitting down and they all ganged up on me. I knocked a couple of them around before they fled.

I guess to make a long story short she wants to show me her appreciation for saving her, but I'm not the kind of guy who likes getting his ego stroked.
I just want a quiet life.

>>7699724
I didn't think I could get any more direct than "I don't love you, please stop doing this!" after she snuck in my house at 3 in the morning with a birthday cake and party balloons but I guess I'll have to think of something else before she makes me balloony.

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>>7699867
i'm feeling better, i guess the ship was a bit too tring for me, sorry for falling asleep on our first date i'm ashamed of myself

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>>7699878
pew?
>Bat at the new father figure

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>>7699858
I am not sure.... but what ever xerneas needs i will be sure to do my best!
>is "dancing" around
Haha!

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>>7699880
>I saw a group of Mightyena around this shivering Sylveon
This scenario sounds oddly familiar

>>7699913
Don't worry about it. You wanna head down to the Krabby Klub and catch a show and get some food?
>Check emails.
>Whatever I'm off today, put it on mute.
>Stand up and head for the door.

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>>7699960
sure let's go, sounds like a fun time

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And he took today off to date a Bisharp.
Why do I hire these types?

>>7700055
Love trumps hatred.
Nice numbers btw.

>>7700055
>suspicious digging noises can be heard all around the underground part of the base
>it's probably nothing to be worried about

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>>7700055
Would you care for a nice relaxing drink to cool your nerves?
I'm still figuring things out and experimenting though.

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>>7699249
>Yanmega quietly lands next to him
...
Hey. What's up?

>>7700029
Cool, cool.
>Lead her to the club.
They've mostly got soups. If you want to get like crab legs they're really amazing. Like, honestly, to die for.
>Grab a table.
>The waiter brings them menus.

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>>7700143
i'll have those crab legs, it sounds like it tastes delicious

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>>7700140
>digging noises
>resurfaces
Uh, hi Yanmega.
Sorry about that, I was uh...just double checking something.

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>>7700111
Yours are better.
>>7700119
Oh it seems my underground radar has found something.
Sure glad I have the piping insured.
>Roll to flood the tunnel.
>>7700127
I am working.
>>7700143
>>7700175
This is pathetic.

>>7700181
...
You seem concerned.
Is it just me, or...Is something wrong?
-Yanmega

>>7700175
Gotcha. I'm just gonna get some soup.
>Waiter goes.
>Comes back with drinks and tells them the food will be ready in a bit.

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>>7700194
Nah I'm alri-

>>7700188
>Sandslash is blown high into the air by a sudden jet of water

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>>7700188
Smoothies can be soothing.
I could mix you up one real quick.
What is your favourite berry?

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>>7700215
Woah.
Uh...
>Roll to catch Sandslash mid-air

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>>7699916
>Pick up the Cosmog
>Offer it a candied fruit piece

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>>7700209
so, what's your work?
i work as a making clothes, but i'm having my vacation here for a while
you seem like a nice guy
>sips a bit of her drink

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>>7700260
>Bat at it.
>Munch the piece.
P...ew?

I SUMMON THE ROBOBUG FUGGER COLOROSS
(I forgot how to spell it, fug off)

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>>7700305

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>>7700256
...ght.
...I need to lie down for a moment.

>>7700277
Uh, I study wildlife. I guess I'm technically a guinea pig for the test machines too.
>Show off that dumb arm gear.
Boss is kind of needy so, might have to leave after this date. Nothing against you.
>Sipp drink.
Clothes, huh? Is that a fun job?

>>7700334
>Gently set him down on the sand
Uh... Should I get you an oran berry or something?
-Yanmega

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>>7700345
yeah it was, my dream since i was young, it's pretty fun for me, so that thing looks like my arm, see
>shows the armored arm
>giggles
i guess we kinda match now

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>>7700215
Fahaha.
>>7700216
You aren't going to leave me alone, are you? Pecha Berries.
(why the fuck are all pictures of ein sexy i dont need this)

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>>7700354
Yes please.
>lies down on the sand, still soaking wet

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>>7700400
Nope, I got something planned and I need responses on my mixings, its all free of charge of course.
One pecha berry added to this mix.
Shake it this way, shake it that way.
And stir it all around.
Done!
Here is your pecha berry smoothie.

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>>7700291
>Dangle a necklace above the Cosmog's head and go back home
>Darkrai and Pew will probably be excited

>>7700392
Well it's good to be doing your dream.
>He laughs.
Yeah that's pretty cool we do match.
>The waiter comes with the food.
Food's here.
>He gets to eating the soup.

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>>7700444
PEW!!
>Follow the new dad inside.

>>7700419
...
>Flies off
>Comes back with a bag of oran berries
Here.
-Yanmega

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>>7700466
>eating the crab legs
this really is delicious, this place sure is good
people keep saying that orre is a bad place and so far it's a pretty nice place

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>>7700428
I'm not going to ask how you got in. Thank you though.
>Take the smoothie.
I'll have a few of our employees pay you and escort you out.

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>>7700505
Thanks.
So...I think I may have found a Cipher base.
I also think they were the pricks that tried to flood my tunnel. I'll need to be more sneaky next time.

Anyway, how are you?

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>>7700527
Could you tell me how it tastes to you?
That's all the payment I need.
Thanks for the ride though, I had to ask my buddy abra a favour for getting in.

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This is a message to the farsail crew... my friends...

I can't go back, I can't go back I can't go back

They won't let me , They won't let me, they won't let me...

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry

Forgive me...

Take care of...>>7698501 no

NO, WHY, YOU DIDN'T HAVE TOO... what about emily?...

.....

TAKE CARE OF EMILY FOR US PLEASE, and thank you...

>>7700519
Told you it was really good.
Orre's pretty terrible once you've been here for more than a few hours.

>>7700546
Uh...Good.
But, uh...Cipher? That's bad, right?
Sorry, I'm not really familiar with the history here...
-Yanmega

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>>7700554
It's very good. I see why you took the risk to get in.
Please don't sneak in next time, I won't be responsible for what happens.
>>7700584
>Ping Recon-XD-22

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>>7700400
>>7700527
>>7700611
Cramping my style.

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>>7700584
well if you want you can move with me to kalos, i have a nice apartament there if you want somewhere to stay

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>>7700599
Yeah, Cipher is bad.
They did a bunch of terrible things, capturing Pokemon, weird experiments, that kind of stuff.
It's why I patrol around almost every day looking for them, but last night I ran into a guy that was spying on us at the castle and he gave me a map showing me where his base is.
>shows Yanmega the map
I went to go scout it out.
We should probably go tell the others and figure out what we're going to do about it.

>>7700675
We should probably deal with them then....
Want a lift?
-Yanmega

>>7700611
>Muted. Sorry boss.
>>7700627
I'll think on it. This job'll be a little hard to quit so I'm probably not going to be jumping on a boat immediately.
>He smiles and puts the finished soup to the side.
This is a nice date.

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>>7700611
Thank you!
Next time you can come to me cause I will opening my new café soon enough.
Smoothies, tea, coffee and cake.
All available at Spinda's Café.
I'l give your next drink special attention, just for you.

>>7700575
(who the hell was emily)

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>>7700686
When have I ever said no to you offering me a lift?
Come on you big cute bug, fly me away.

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>>7700702
it sure is, you're nice and the restaurant is nice too
well, its understandable, sometimes there a jobs that you just get stuck
>smiles to with a small blush
>put her hand on top of his, the one with the machine

>>7700745
(It's for the discord, but basically it's their daughter)

>>7700746
...
>Flustered noises
Hold on tight, then.
>Picks him up, and flies him to the keep
-Yanmega

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>Stitch is currently seeing if that magic needle can sew the broken metal together.
>And hell yes it can.

>>7700801
Hahaha. You're nice too.
>Lean in for the k-
>Her touching the arm gear makes the email app pop up.
>Oh shit.
>He stands up.
Uh, sorry I have to go. I can pay.
>He puts a wad of cash on the table.
I'll catch you later! This was nice!!
>He books it out of town.

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>>7700870
>Sandslash talks while being carried by Yanmega
You know Yanmega, I think when this Cipher thing has been dealt with we should go somewhere nice together.
Maybe that nice sounding town in Hoenn we never got to visit, Vurdenturf I think it was.
What do you think?

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>>7700973
>goes and steal a kiss
good bye, it was fun see you later
i'll go back to my hotel room, you don't need to worry i'll pay it. i have money with me

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>>7700986
That sounds nice, but...
I had something crazy in mind...
You know the S.S. Libra? The wrecked ship?
What if we made her sea worthy again?
And explored the world?

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I can't say much but... Thank you for doing this croagunk... thank you... All of you...

I wish... I wish I could make it up to all of you...

Maybe Emily can do that one day... Thank you again... you all gave me a reason to be happy once more...

You helped me confess to deer..you guys helped me when I nearly got killed... 5 times over... you guys are probably... no... are the best friends I've ever had, along with you chespin I'm not leaving you out of this...

See you all on the other side ... you crazy, fighting, lovable, airship toning pirates... Thank you

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>>7701014
>And he's gooooone.
>Don the mandatory armor and hop on Meta.
>Roll to run into Yanmega and Sandslash.

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>>7701034
I would love that.
I have no idea how to fix it, or how to get it out of the desert, but I would absolutely be up for trying.
Exploring the world on an old ship with you would make me a very happy Sandslash.

>>7700479
I have not a name for you, but this is who you shall share a home with.
>He calls for Darkai and Pew
-Gadreel, I don't have many Dusknoir pics on my phone

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>>7701114
>bisharp waves goodbye to him as she gets ready to go back to her hotel room
he's such a nice guy, i hope we meet eachother again

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>Lazybones has awakened from his pizza coma
>Go bug the banette babe

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>>7701172
>Darkrai laughs a bit.
Have you gone to claiming every Cosmog at this point, Gadreel? Not that I am complaining.

>>7701138
It sounds wonderful.
Hmm...Maybe the others could help.
-Yanmega

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>>7701188
>Hug the husbando.
Duude this needle thing is so so so so soooooo cool!
Are we like... Warriors of Helix or something?

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>>7701114
>I guess evens means we see each other?
HEY CIPHER GUY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
>waves claw

>>7701224
They probably could.
Might be cool sailing around the world, exploring and stuff.

Hey, before we go back to base, I want to see what that guy down there is doing, would you mind flying a bit lower?

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>>7701254
>Probably.
>Whoops who the hell saw me.
Uh, who's there?
>Roll for perception check through this shitty visor.

>>7701254
>>7701273
Sure thing.
>Flies lower, bringing them within view
-Yanmega

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>>7701225
>Hug the plush back
What's it do? Besides like, needle things.
And, I guess so, maybe?

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>>7701273
>sent to do recon
>can't even see through his own visor
>Sandslash throws a berry at recon guy

>>7701305
>>7701331
Hey chill!
>The berry bounces off the armor.
You need something?

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>>7701356
Uh..not really, I just happened to spot you while Yanmega was carrying me back to our base. I was curious as to where you're going in such a hurry.
Also your boss tried to drown me while I was scouting around, tell him I hope he enjoyed paying for all that pizza.

>>7701390
>Take off the helmet.
He's throwing a fit about some intruders. I gotta head back for... sssssssomething.
... Was that you? Were you the intruder?

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>>7701419
...Depends.
Is it intruding if I dug all around the underground part of the base?

>>7701461
Probably.
>He laughs.
I'm gonna tie my scarf thing to the left so if I'm in my armor and you can't figure out if it's me or not.
>Tie red scarf thing to the left.
I... Don't really want to fight you and your friends.

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>>7701325
Seems like it sews up just about anything without any thread or anything.
... Didn't Helix just give you a coupon? Why not like... A bigger bone or something?
>Think about asking Helix to also give him a bigger "bone."

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>>7701509
Then I advise you don't go back to base.
Because I'm not leaving Orre until that base has been buried.
Seriously, you seem cool enough, don't make us fight you.

>>7701581
...
Sorry, bud. I gotta get this gear working. If I'm going to fight anyone I'd rather have this thing working.
... Do you have a fucking clue how Mega Evolution works?

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>>7701576
Oh, that's pretty cool actually.
Uh, yeah, unlimited coupon for rocket pizza. Not sure, but, I'm not going to complain. heh

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>>7701672
Yeah!! I love it.
... Maybe if he comes back we should ask for something else. Like... Better luck?

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>>7701621
Well, don't say I didn't warn you.
I just hope it ends the same way it did when we fought those Cipher guys in the old Shadow Pokemon Lab not too long ago.

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>>7701688
..Hmm, maybe. I have some things in mind too, simple stuff, but useful. Don't want to ask for too much.

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>>7701715
Nothing against you. Hopefully you don't take that too personally.
>Wave to him and keep heading to base.

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>>7701785
>Take him to the shrine Tree made.
Shooooould we try to summon him?