HG thread
I want to hug Rika irl.
>>7662171
>Tosses in the back of an old white van that has seen better days.
>>7662245
>
>>7662232
Ooh, still confident. We'll see how long that lasts.
>>7662157
Yeah, see ya.
>>7662191
You too, Baki.
>>7662200
Meh, as long as you remember.
I'm gonna just shut my eyes and wait things out now. Don't bug me.
>>7662230
>She didn't. An impostor Mima disowned her, and someone decided that losing family, period three times is just the same as being disowned.
>>7662232
Oh, try me. I'm not that slow.
>>7662245
No.
>>7662265
Yeah, yeah, whatever. Be seeing you, then.
>>7662245
same
I bet he smells nice
>>7662263
All day, Weirdo. Aaaall daaay.
>>7662283
Nah, too lazy to list them all down. I'll tell ya something though: they all involve ME getting out of the show with $1,000,000 in cold, hard cash, and very laughably horrible things happening to one Chris McLean. Note it all down.
>>7662170(Anon)
I am glad to hear that. I can never be too certain in statements regarding these.
>The edge of Ram's lip curves upwards, giving her the slightest of smiles. Still an undeniable one however.
Am I smiling? I feel I should be.
>>7662200(Rika)
I can not help but worry at times. I will never forget the promise we made to each other. I suppose that would be pleasant. I have a limited view of the world myself.
>>7662191(Baki)
I just already suffered through many of them already. I had thought I would have learned to avoid them by now.
>>7662232(Noah)
That is correct. I should ask like that the next time I do. Welcome Noah. My name is Ramlethal Valentine.
>>7662283
I liked how even the other 2hu autists called your headcanons garbage when someone posted that pasta on jp.
So, When are all you newfags going to get better rp?
>>7662336
link or it never happened
Can Discord bullshit stay in Discord?
>>7662320
Okay, what's your deal? You walk up to this place looking even scrawnier than me, and without a fighting form at that, and you just think you're going to wipe the floor with everyone? That's not how it works, man.
I am going to assume the worst has happened to the one that wanted to host. They state that third time's a charm so I will test that. Give me 24.
>>7662355
>he thinks this is discord bullshit
>>7662376
Reigen Arataka
>>7662376
The new and improved Hoshi
>>7662376
Nrvnqsr Chaos
>>7662376
TamakRin Suoh
>>7662377
This autism started in Discord and should fucking stay in it where it belongs.
>>7662376
Asuka Shikinami Langley
>>7662376
Edge Fencer
>>7662376
Araragi
>>7662376
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>7662376
Odd
>>7662376
Rino
>>7662376
Doctor=Funk Beat!
>>7662376
Hisui Hearts
>>7662350
An effective way to learn is to take notes from a master. You should teach us.
>>7662376
Rin Hoshizora
>>7662329
>He grins at her small, barely noticeable smile and nods, showing that he happy with the results of his actions.
Yes. Yes you are and yes you should.
>>7662376
Ibaraki Douji
>>7662376
Smoker
>>7662329
Ramlethal... Valentian. Gee, lady, that's a mouthful. And your first name sounds like you're out for blood or somethin'. Hope you're alright with being called just "Ram".
And, uh, thanks. Appreciate the welcome.
>>7662359
Let's just say that there's more to winning any competition than just the number of squats and push-ups you can do. My brain's smart enough to win this, little Weirdo.
>>7662376
Noah.
>>7662376
Tiny snek
>>7662376
Mashiro
>>7662376
Len
>>7662376
Army general director in support of critical tasks under direct control of Yanari Shogun of the Owari Shogunate, Togame the Strategian
>>7662376
Abducted Shii
>>7662376
Ichigo
>>7662377
>>7662394
>What he said. Let him PM me that pasta all he wants.
>>7662336
>Yeah, yeah. I know. I've acknowledged I went too deep, can you stop already?
>>7662320
I'd point out that there's less humiliating ways to get money, but you just said you're lazy.
>>7662329
Well, I don't exactly endorse killing the person I consider a sister, alright? But hey, maybe a road trip's in order, I never left Japan, either
>>7662376
Rika
>>7662376
Sylvie's ass
>>7662421
ur cute
>>7662421
I get that. Brains and brawn has to work together. But when you're 100% brain and 0% brawn, you can't be surprised when it doesn't work out.
>>7662376
Yukine
>>7662444
>sets free and gibs crayons
Run
RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN
>>7662452
>Junko
>>7662350
When are you going to get a less dreadful haircut? Hah hah!
>>7662376
Plague Knight
>>7662329
Accidents do and will happen, regardless if you've tried to learn from your mistakes. These scars just so happen to reinforce the thought.
>>7662376
Ashigara
>>7662410
I cam do that, after all it is my job to make hg better. The first thing you all should know is that elaborate rp is shit. All you need is stuff like *kisses* and *strokes your hair*
Thats how you make sure people arent uncomfortable when you rp. Too much rp filler floods the senses and causes shit rp
>>7662376
Baki
It is going well so far. And I made sure to save the code in case something were to happen. Check for mistakes and make your exchanges.
>>7662376
Tamaki Swole
>>7662445
>>7662487
I think I've made him suffer enough. Give him my spot in this game.
>>7662508
>>7662376
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>7662508
Let's do this.
>>7662508
Finally...
>Hisui equips his goggles
Oi, let's get in there already!
>>7662508
The great great great genius is ready! Let the operation begin!
>>7662448
Well, maybe not lazy, more like "waiting for the right opportunity". Y'know. Like a smart guy would. Why seek trouble when you can let success just find ya instead?
>>7662456
And you're totally not a creeper at all.
>>7662467
Surprised that's coming from you. What, with a head like that I'd expect ya to be at least as half as clever as I am. But hey, I guess it's true what they say that big heads don't mean big brains.
>>7662508
...For the record, I don't wanna be near you or any of that secondhand smoke, dude. Keep that in mind and we're cool.
I have received 29 entries. Seven more is needed for a thirty six.
>>7662515
I do suppose thank you.
>>7662559
Magilou
>>7662542
Really, we're on this again? You're really wringing out every last drop of gut-splitting comedy from that, huh?
>>7662559
Iris Watson
>>7662559
Rubick
>>7662542
Aside from making the odds of that actually happening astronomically low?
>>7662559
I'M THE BEST
>entry
>>7662559
Ramlethal's bangin bod
>>7662559
Sherlock Holmes
>>7662559
Trump-chan
>>7662559
Monkey King Bambina
>>7662574
You honestly shocked that I'm still talkig about it?
I mean, LOOK AT IT. It's so big I could make a painting with it or somethin'.
>>7662582
I like to think they aren't low. One day, good ol' Noah here's gonna rake in the big bucks... Just gotta wait until that day comes for me to seize it. Carpe diem and all that stuff.
Code is saved once again. Check for mistakes.
I never thought I'd say this but stop bumping so easily garnet
You're way too nice for your own good
>>7662615
You're one to talk, brick-skull. I could clone you a bunch of times, lay your heads on top of each other, and have a wall that noting could break through.
>>7662638
There's nothing wrong with being nice
:)
>>7662634
Awesome.
>>7662634
Come ooooonnn....
>He begins tapping his foot impatiently
>>7662638
>Someone finally said it. Thank christ.
>>7662502
If I can state what I want to say in one word, I would. You do not need to tell me that. I find that I say more when others do. Is that a mistake?
>>7662490
Hmm. I have never made mistakes such as those in the battlefiled. I wish it was though. I feel I would learn from them faster.
>>7662448
Do not mistake me. I am also slightly disturbed from the request. So you hail from Japan. What is that like?
>>7662421
My mother... has a weird naming sense. You may call me that if you wish. Most people do. Noah, what is your purpose?
>>7662589
If you were going to enter me in my own game, you could have chosen a more flattering image. I am not that small nor weak looking.
>>7662416
>She smiles wider at the thought of it her smiling, making it become one of her usual killer smiles.
Is that so? That is wonderful to hear. I will get these emotions down.
>>7662638
You are correct. It may just kill me one day.
If there is nothing wrong, I will begin.
>>7662582
Astronomy is a scam! It's made up by scientist-ologisms and I know aaaall about it. Wanna buy my book?
>>7662634
You call each other degenerates and morons so I decided to send you to a place where all of that is accepted.
Starting.
>>7662641
...That doesn't sound like a bad idea, actually. A handful of me's and this place could finally get some good, actually helpful stuff done.
...When you gonna clone me, billboard-head?
>>7662684
My purpose? To win. Step above everyone else and actually win something for once.
...Uhhh, hope that didn't sound too ambitious. And you, Ram-lady?
>>7662704
I wonder what they think about magus.
>>7662656
In a place where everyone hates each other? Yeah, there kind of is.
>>7662689
Pure slut
>>7662704
...You know, she doesn't look so... Gah, what the hell am I doing!? She's my opponent!
>>7662704
I think we both know the solution to this situation, so why don't you go ahead and bite the dust on your own? It will save everyone some time.
>>7662728
Only irrelevant faggots in Discord are autistic enough to actually hate anyone.
>>7662704
Duel 1
So he lost again. It is always a shame when he does. I always had this one idea for his wincard.
>>7662752
I can see the truth in that and concede to your point.
>>7662752
You sure sound like you hate those irrelevant faggots...
>>7662615
>>7662761
I don't think that's what "seize the day" means, actually. You need to get out there and grab life by the throat!
>>7662684
Hmh. Only "slightly"....
Well. Gensokyo's a tad bit isolated, but it's not too dissimilar from the rest of areas like that I'd figure. A little hilly, but general flat. Real nice and serene most of the time.... Wildlife itself isn't that much to look at either, aside from some of the more dislikable things. Mountains tend to be...really pretty. In the more inhabited places outside of it though it's like a whole other animal. Super populated and dense, people everywhere, everything's all cramped in, hustle and bustle can have you swept away if you don't know what you're doing.
It's, uh. It's been a while. I can only really give generalizations....
>>7662689
Was I talking to you about it?
>>7662704
Ah! Such a minor injury can be fixed in an instant! For I am the great genius Doctor=Funk Beat!
>He turns and in a flash of his arms moving around and several mechanical drill noises he turns back around to reveal his uninjured nose.
Even broken bones are no match for my genius!
>>7662761
Huh? Have I met you somewhere before? Maybe in a past life?! Regardless! You are my assistant for the day!
>>7662711
Jeez, one of you would be bad enough. I don't think I could stand it if you were cloned.
And I've been cloned before, trust me, it's not as fun as it seems.
>>7662761
You cover the forum, I'll cover... the bathhouse.
>>7662761
I really need to to go to bed but I really wanna see if there's any kekworthy events with your bangin bod now. Suffering.
>>7662761
You'll have to do better than that to keep me down!
>>7662761
>Groaning in muted pain, the boy dusted off his clothes and limped away in the direction of the woods.
Gah... me and my big mouth...
>>7662773
Nngh, sure, and beating me up's toootally gonna help me realize that...!
>>7662777
Not as fun? Huh, maybe for you it ain't. I think it'd be fun to talk with me, myself and I only... or anyone else that's on my level, for that matter.
>>7662761
>>7662777
Okay, but what exactly to you hope to find in there? Or could it be that you just want to take a bath? I wouldn't blame you.
Were there any issues with the simulator yesterday?
>>7662773
>pulls out a gun
You WILL rp with me...or else...
>>7662768
I don't hate them, but I recognize that they are faggots. There are better choices in life to hate.
Who is the savior of HG?
>>7662684
It's best to take things nice n easy.
>>7662806
Garnet
>>7662779
Unfortunately for me, there is on this slide. I want it gone immediately.
>>7662761
I have to wonder what those idiots consider 'mild'. I apologize if this disturbs you. Back to the match. It seems that every wine glass is poisoned. Even more poison than what it contains originally.
>>7662806
Aussa
>>7662796
Lemme guess, you haven't found anyone on your level yet?
>>7662799
Uh... yeah, that's it. Just wanna take a bath.
>>7662817
Are my jokes that bad?
>>7662802
Fuck that's some good rp.
>>7662806
Aussa
>>7662817
You're not wrong. I always liked that Kosaku guy.
>>7662817
Alright, kiddo. I got all day to keep showing ya the entire series of crud that's Total Drama All-Stars... unless you cough up any useful info, that is.
>>7662825
Nope. And knowing me, I don't think I ever will either. Feels gooood.
>>7662817
Home. What a boring place.
>>7662817
If you aren't gonna help, then screw off!
>>7662847
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrubick!
>>7662815
Yeah, Garnet.
>>7662817
>The doctor just pours pure alcohol on his wound, thought the pain must be intense he doesn't seem to mind.
The cleaning is done! Time for the injections~!
>>7662817
Wha-Whatever, there's no shame on losing against the best in a game you're not familiar with...
>>7662825
In that case I suggest yo hurry up, before you make the whole city stink.
>>7662854
You too, now that I think about it. Anyone who hosts regularly honestly.
>>7662852
I see you've found me yet again. Did you steal Bounty Hunter's tracking skills?
>>7662815
>>7662854
Thirded.
>>7662817
Duel 2
Why am I still in this match? Take me out immediately. The wine is still poisoned if you were unaware.
>>7662796
I come from somewhere where fighting for fun is the most common way of passing time, proving points, and solving disputes. It's a bit hard to get out of the system at times. Sue me, alright? You got off easy....
>>7662817
>>7662825
Just. Go. Away.
>>7662874
I didn't steal it. I borrowed it.
Garnet hosting her own games when.
What is the definition of hypocrisy?
>>7662843
Of course. Y'know, you remind me of someone I know. Not nearly as annoying, but pretty high up there.
>>7662866
Will do!
>hops off to the bathhouse to, uh, wash
>>7662881
Jeez, this place is creepy. Feels like some animal's gonna jump out and attack at any minute.
>>7662881
...Yup. I'm still sane. It's everyone else who's crazy.
>>7662897
Preaching what you don't practice
>>7662711
I do not mind. Ambition is good. I wish I could have some for more than one thing. Hmm. I should not tell you. It is personal.
>>7662806
It is not one person.
>>7662800
>There was in the early morning like 3 in the morning. A code wouldn't load and instead be taken an empty page.
>>7662773
By your statements, Japan is a mountainous location with a huge population and filled with animals as well. Your summary should be enough, I believe. I never would have known what it is like otherwise.
>>7662894
>When I can feel comfortable about the events I write and not erase them for the umpteenth time. So probably sometime the end of the year.
>>7662881
If your bangin bod wins I'm gonna grope it
>>7662897
>"Hypocrisy is the contrivance of a false appearance of virtue or goodness, while concealing real character or inclinations, especially with respect to religious and moral beliefs; hence in general sense, dissimulation, pretense, sham."
>Straight from Wikipedia itself.
First one to get dubs is the new saviour of HG/RP
>>7662926
man
i sure hope ramlethal's bangin bod wins this game
I love you guys.
>>7662881
Not killing a doctor? Good man! You should never hurt a medical professional!
No matter how unprofessional they are!
>>7662881
>>7662926
That is not a prize. And it is still going strong. Sometimes I curse myself for being so effective.
>>7662882
Ghhh... G-Got off easy, huh? I'll take your word for it, psycho... gah...
>>7662900
Oh, it's a reeeeal honor. Really, it is. Thank you for telling me that, it makes me soooo happy.
>>7662916
Hm. Alright, got it, Ram-lady. Personal space and all that, I can respect that.
>>7662888
>Rubick lets out a hearty laugh, impressed by the anons likeness to himself.
I see that you are no thief!
>>7662881
A refreshing bath to break up the carnage and the slaughter. I hope you don't mind me joining you.
>>7662881
So what do you think about that idiot with the plague doctor mask? Do you think you can curse him or something? That would be fun.
>>7662900
You took that a lot better than I expected you to, have fun with your bath and take your time.
>>7662944
Guess the new saviour has arisen
>>7662953
What is this crap? I'm out of here, have fun.
>>7662947
>>7662948
>>7662950
>>7662953
>>7662954
>>7662955
>>7662959
>pulls a gun and shoots
>if you dodge or ignore me you have bad rp
>>7662953
Yeah, I didn't need that frontal lobe anyway. Dang it.
>>7662954
Something tells me you'd get along. Or maybe eat each other alive. Either way, won't be bothering me anymore.
>>7662953
Down already? Pfft, I'm barely even trying!
>>7662982
>is shot
>shoots you before I die
>you die for real
>>7662954
Oi, don't blame me for the circumstances I grew up in, it's a miracle I'm as peaceable as I am.
>>7662916
Not necessarily huge, but...dense. I could be a bit wrong though, my experience is a tad...dated. And you're not really the sort to go out any explore, anyhow.
>>7662953
granted I was playing vidya but you missed me when you bumped I think
>>7662982
>you miss
>>7662953
My plan was to kill you, but I changed my mind because you actually want it to happen!
>The Oni triumphantly laughs at the girl
Now you'll have to keep living!
>>7662982
>dies
oh fuck
>>7662953
Nnhhh, why is it so co-...
..WOOOOW. Reaaaal nice, jerks! Bet you enjoyed getting an eyeful of this wherever you are, ya CREEPS...!
>>7662984
Introduce us sometime. Sounds like a pretty fun guy, if ya ask me.
>>7662994
N-Not "peaceable" enough...
>>7662953
Why are you crying? Did someone insult that banging body? They are just jealous, don't let their words get to you.
>>7662982
Nice try, but we all know you're shooting blanks.
>>7662953
Ugh...
Duel 3
Reigen demonstrates the proper way to say that you do not wish to be romantic partners.
>>7662996
Looking back, I did. I apologize.
>>7662999
Hopy shit look at this good rp here lads.
Truely the savious of hg has shown us his potential.
>>7662982
>I block with the dildo I've been keeping up my ass and throw it right at you at terminal velocity. It hits and you die.
>>7663015
Oh, come on, that should've just winded you, if I wanted to you'd just be a scorch mark on the ground.
>>7663019
THIS ISN'T EVEN HIS FINAL FORM
>>7663017
it's fine
I was doing other things anyway because I thought I missed it
>>7662982
>Rubick staggers back as the bullet bursts through his stomach. As he clutches his wound he looks up at his assailant and says...
This is dumb.
>>7663017
Soaked in oil and set aflame, it's a sensation I experience again.
>>7663017
Humans are just way too fragile! I expected you to survive this! An Oni would never die from a few boulders being thrown at them!
>>7662953
Do you think a lot of injuries occur here? Maybe there will be someone I can test my 'medicine' on!
>>7662982
>The good doctor takes the bullet in dramatic action movie style and clutches his chest before staggering and falling to the ground. The doctor survives and uses the street cred to become the newest big name in rap.
>>7663017
>After about the tenth stone he finally dies.
>>7663017
...There anything to do here?
>>7663017
I can see now why that kid with the huge head wanted to come here, it's nice and relaxing...
>>7663044
>undodges it.
>you die
>>7663017
Into the burning ring of fire! Ah hah hah hah hah!
>>7663044
>by dodging you activated my trap card
>you are dead
>>7663056
Are you godmodding my rp? That makes me uncomfortable.
>>7663017
Why is it that he is near any crying woman?
>>7663006
Off yourself.
>>7663032
If you do not mind, then maybe I could not either.
>>7663015
Suuuuuure, I'm sure that'll go great. I'd love to stay and chat, but I think my literally anything else is calling. See ya around, Noah.
I summon _____
>>7663087
good rp
>>7663087
thick ropes from rin's horse cock
>>7663024
...SCORCH marks? Gee, lady, you don't play around at all...
>>7663071
Gaaahh, why is your head A MUSHROOM? A MUSHROOOOM? A-And it's spinnin' too faaast...
>>7663081
see ya, billboard-head. Great meeting ya. Believe me, really is.
>>7663087
Horse shit.
>>7663071
Not like he could get any dumber than this, so I guess it's fine for me to torture him for as long as I feel like it, right?
>>7663024
Hey I know that you're better than me on every level. But I was hoping you could look into your heart and see with all the compassion you possess to consider rping with me in the hopes of me bettering my rp skills and possibly allowing me to become an rp god like youself, So what do you say? Here I've got the perfect opener for you.
*kisses*
>>7663071
I could tell you again how to stop that for good, but already know you're not going to like it, so I'm not even going to try.
>>7662982
>She summons a green forcefield, blocking any bullet from touching her. Thus negating the need to dodge or ignore her.
>>7662994
I fail to see the point in it myself. Of course, it is not like there is much to explore at this point.
>>7662954
I must state this. It is a little odd how calm you are next to me. It makes me feel a little odd as well.
>>7663071
I kicked the crap out of the Valentin Churches top knights one time. It was satisfying as hell seeing those bastards put in their place.
>>7663071
Luckily I've got tape on my side.
>>7663096
Sure I do, if I wasn't you wouldn't be sitting here discussing this, now would you?
>>7663107
Of Japan?
>>7663071
Duel 3
I have choosen the worst code for my body. At least nothing embarrassing happens to me this time.
>>7663124
...Bastard.
>>7663124
>After missing again after so many tries
Oh, forget this! I'll just shoot them with Gale Arc!
>>7663071
>he closes his eyes and gives a frown
Well that's really great since I don't mind at all.
>>7663140
And I keep forgetting my pic like an idiot. Ah well, I guess geniuses get lapses in thinking too.
>>7663124
I should just stay silent before something does happen.
>>7663140
>>7663149
>>7663124
Alright. Genius. Ever tried to dodge a laser?
>>7663155
wew led, calm down, Noah.
>>7663155
>Ichigo lets Len into her Roman home.
Is that a coding error or a gender mistake?
>>7663155
This is art
>>7663155
...Dang, that Ram-girl's really got a great body going for her, huh...
>>7663159
O-Okay, LOOK, I had to get you back somehow for beating me up at the start! Don't get all shocked on me...!
>>7663155
>Will energy gathers around Hisui as he concentrates
...First Aid!
>The spell he casts heals some scrapes he received in the arena.
Okay, hear me out.
What if we put Sanae's Bitchin Tits on Ramlethal's Bangin Bod.
>>7663155
S-Sorry, I was just looking for help... I-It won't happen again... Next time I'll just suffer alone...
>>7663155
Keh...if only Mona was here, I wouldn't have to rely on just some brute. Still, thank you, I guess.
>>7663172
>Pffffft.
>>7663193
Someone give this madman and award
>>7663155
Duel five
Nothing happens. This is one of the times i find it positive.
>>7663168
The latter. I am tired and didn'yt double check that.
>>7663155
I've got nothing but tape. Pretty sure you could lend yourself a hand, with all that magic.
>>7663193
>>7663183
First aid isnt a spell its a skill you learn and even then it wouldnt heal scrapes, best it could do is give you a panadol maybe a band-aid and a kiss on your boo boo
>>7663172
frame it and it will be art
>>7663123
Yes. I did imply that after all. Oh. Right. Universes and time and things of that nature. I must remember that.
>>7663140
>>7663149
That makes sense. Noah. You stated that you wanted to win but never did. Maybe you should look over your usual options and understand why that have not been working.
>>7663193
I am fine with the size of my chest. It does not get in the way.
>>7663193
THIS
FUCKING
GUY
>>7663207
I dont need to find anyone else to love, I have the only one I need, but it's good to know that even a weirdo like you can find love.
>>7663207
...Dude... you're a scary, dark-lookin guy who I'd probably expect to leave me for dead in some underlit alleyway and you're gonna let me LIVE? AFTER WHAT I JUST DID?
DUDE.
>>7663168
neither
ichigo is a bitch
>>7663207
I have officially stopped paying attention to this.
>>7663227
Eh. Maybe I should... T-Thanks for the advice, I guess, Ram.
>Noah finds himself unnaturally licking his lips before the lady...
>>7663176
Someone did this to me one time before. I'll simplify how I got back at them for this.
>She thrusts her hands out towards Noah. A glowing light appears between the two, a thin, harmless beam touching at his chest. A hum seems to silence all other sound in the area.
>>7663227
It's a convoluted matter, isn't it? I wonder...you think me and Urotsuki are even from the same 'world'?
>>7663148
>In contrast her eyes are filled with complete apathy.
That is good. Everyone is pleased with the outcome.
>>7663246
Could you turn around for a second? I don't mind looking at it, but talking to your ass feels really wrong.
>>7663246
Okaaaaaaaay? Let's pretend all of that never happened, and move on with our lives from here on out.
>>7663246
Duel 6
Finally! Ahem. I mean that it took you much longer than it should to do this simple task.
>>7663245
Rude.
>>7663246
...Oh greeeat. I'm a slave now. What you gonna do, lady? Make me scrub your toilets? Run a mile around your house? Paint everything white?
>>7663257
...
>From the sight of the beam materializing between him and his rape victim, all traces of Noah's usual cockiness disappeared to be replaced by a small uneasiness.
...Uhh. Nice display...
>>7663270
That, I can agree with.
>>7663207
I don't see anyone else around here.
>>7663215
The hell are you talking about? First Aid is the most basic healing arte any Somatic or mage worth their salt would know about.
>>7663246
Alright, none of you bastards better go against the pact!
Yoooooooooooooooooooo senpaitachi
it's time for GOOD RP GAMES
First 24 *with good rp*
Don't bother if you're rp is shit I will ban you
Suck my dick
>>7663281
JUST. END. ME. NOW.
>>7663281
...Next time I see that guy, I'm putting a whole quiver of arrows up his ass!
>>7663281
She died rather impatiently.
>>7663281
I-Is this how you pay the kindness of a stranger? By stabbing him in the back...?
>>7663281
Despite what it may say, if you look closely then you know no one died.
>>7663310
Dude that's gay
>>7663301
Hikigaya Hachiman
>>7663301
Late go
>>7663322
Well I'm gonna go to bed like I was supposed to two hours ago.
Thanks for hosting Rammu, I'll have to enter your body more often.
>>7663322
I think this is the first time in days Noah hasn't either been awful or suffering.
>>7663301
Ramlethal Valentine
>>7663250
>She fixes him with a death glare, her voice becoming even more monotone and robotic.
You are welcome. Noah. If you are thinking what I think you are, I must tell you it is a big mistake. That is my only warning.
>>7663257
Truly it is. I can not be certain about something like that. I find a good way to know is what they state is the current year.
>>7663301
Whatever this image is
>>7663301
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>7663343
Actually, watching that drama was entirely suffering.
>>7663301
Good RPer
>>7663322
>>7663343
That does not last long. Oh well. I did not want to make a card for her either.
>>7663342
I will request that you do not. Farewell.
>>7663322
>>7663357
Man. This thing is super stupid. I mean, can't Oedipus just tell his mom where he came from first BEFORE marrying her?
>>7663350
>And with the glare boring through him, Noah's voice became hoarse.
U-Uhh, warning taken. I swear.
>>7663301
Hisui Hearts x24
>>7663329
I mean real arrows, dumbass!
>>7663362
>Sylvie's Asses Head
18 more
>>7663367
I believe that would entirely ruin the plot.
>>7663379
Brick
>>7663362
Duel 7
Final five. It would be the final four if Noah was any effective at killing himself.
>>7663371
She may have another. She is a freak after all.
>>7663285
>The humming grows louder and louder, at higher and higher pitches. Rika's pigtails begin to lift in to the air from some unseen force. All the while she's chanting something very quickly, and at a very low volume. Whatever the hell language that is, you've never heard it before.
>>7663350
Yeah, that is pretty reliable, huh? I only just found out I was like ten-plus years behind most people, myself.
>>7663379
Green
>>7663379
Local Five-head
>>7663379
Yellow
>>7663301
The best rper here
>>7663379
mothron
>>7663379
Purple
>>7663379
YuJo Friendship
>>7663379
Conqueror
>>7663379
its hip to
>>7663409
Bush's Baked Beans
>>7663409
>>7663379
Brown
>>7663393
Can't I just get a BREAK for once?! I want out of this stupid world!
>>7663394
...O-Oh. Alright, uh, let's... calm down?
>Noah holds his hands up apprehensively, a slight fear beginning to show itself in his brown eyes.
>>7663362
I guess anything CAN be used as a blunt weapon after all...
>>7663409
nice
>>7663379
Orange
>>7663393
That was disappointing. I wanted him to win.
>>7663379
The Dinkster
>>7663367
>Giving a frustrated sigh, she closes her eyes.
Good. I can tell you are a fast learner. You should be able to attain a victory soon with skills like that.
>>7663394
I find it amusing when I tell them how far ahead I am. But ten years. It is possible that you two are not from the same timeframe. I have heard that it is 2017 currently.
>>7663409
Whatever. Maybe he will actually win for once.
>>7663441
(What a way to go out, after so much bantering and rape...)
(That was fun. See ya guys around.)
one more
>>7663454
dodged a bullet there, my son
bye
>>7663463
Blue Elephant
>>7663463
WRAP IT UP
>>7663429
>And now she's crying blatant tears of rage, before a titanic beam splits out in the open, instantly veering off to the side from the sheer power. After it subsidies she lifts off the ground and...flies off.
>>7663451
That's the one I keep hearing, too. The last time I saw a calendar back then it said...1999, I think.
>>7663463
Michael Bay
>>7663471
bad rp sorry
>>7663441
Duel final
Blood is very difficult to wash off. I do not recommend covering yourself in it.
>>7663485
Ichigo wins
>>7663454
Farewell Noah.
>>7663496
Thank you for hosting Garnet. This marks my seventh win in the arenas.
>>7663496
The results.
>>7663485
>>7663496
Now that's a sick bastard.
>>7663501
Thanks, I guess.
Time to head back home and get some shut-eye.
>>7663496
Congratulations! A marvellous game where I got to see a Greek tragedy, many opportunities like that don't present themselves very often.
Thanks for hosting.
How are we
>>7663485
>>7663496
>>7663501
>Congrats and thanks, I'm off to sleep
>>7663512
Garnet has shit rp.
>>7663496
Congratulations Ichigo!
Thank you very much for hosting Ms. Valentine!
>>7663501
Congrats Ichigo. Thanks for the game Ram.
>>7663512
Rooting all the colors. Let's see this meme game.
>>7663496
Yes, yes, congratulations.
>>7663501
I suppose I should thank you.
Thanks for the good rp guys
I'll erp with every one of you
>>7663504
>>7663500
>>7663507
>>7663520
>>7663523
>>7663525
>>7663529
You are welcome. Thank you for participating and spectating. Farewell to the two of you creatures.
>>7663522
If you have any criticism, I am here and willing to learn.
Day 1! How interesting! Very good rp!
>>7663539
>default
>>7663566
IT'S PSYCHO GAMES
HOW DARE YOU CALL MY PSYCHO GAMES DEFAULT
>>7663578
>>>default
>>7663583
lmao kys kid
>>7663539
>She is unrelenting in her thievery, making a break for it as soon as it's in her hands.
>>7663562
It should not be difficult to be able to locate such a color in a place like this.
>>7663592
>>>>>default
>>7663578
I need some assistance! Is this is how I die?
>>7663592
There may be no water but it will protect me form the arthropods.
HG is full of right wing, weeaboo, autistic faggots.
Prove.
Me.
Wrong.
>>7663614
>>>>>>>yes
>>7663621
and you're right here with me
>>7663621
I'm a socialist.
>>7663632
ok I concede
>>7663501
Congrats anyhow. And thanks for the show.
http://brantsteele.com/blog/2017/02/11/february-saved-season-recovery/
>>7663474
I need more information. How long has it exactly been since you saw that? For all I know, you could have just looked at one.
>>7663614
It is silent and makes an effective weapon. It is better than most here.
>>7663638
>She leads the pack. Much further from the others. You may think she is trying to get away from them.
>>7663642
You are welcome.
>>7663642
Congrats on the good rp
>>7663635
Rika's cool. Too bad Aussa plays her. Badly.
>>7663635
>first only the most headcanon retards pair rika with rikako as sister or mother-daughter
My sides.
>>7663657
Aussa's RP wouldn't be so bad if she stopped godmodding desu
>>7663670
>she
my son...
>>7663635
>>7663650
One thing to always remember. Never trust an arthropod.
>And she stays up all night because of it.
>>7663621
I'm liberal. I don't watch anime. You got me on the faggot part, though.
I for one am accepting of my new mother, Rika
>>7663649
Well. I mean. I am a hundred-percent confident that it WAS '97 before all this stuff happened. And then boom, 2016. Weird, huh?
>>7663657
>>7663659
>Yeah. Trying to work on it.
>>7663635
we're going to get a few influx of newfags
i can feel it in my bones
>>7663695
What in tarnation?
>>7663635
Who posted it?
It has to be someone who is a /jp/ fag
>>7663704
>newfags from /jp/
pls no
>>7663704
>/jp/
More 2hu autists. Hooray.
>>7663716
>being a jp fag
>weeb
>:^)
>>7663732
For the love of God, No!
>Carlos erped with a Moth
>>7663687
>She adds nothing to the conversation, sleeping through the whole day.
>>7663695
>And sleeping as soon as a piece of word lands near her. Skipping sleep must be behind this.
>>7663707
>Ram finally stirs awake, seeing the piece of wood from last night still near her.
Convenient. It is amusing how it can happen.
>>7663700
I suppose it is. I can not imagine living through only one cycle of the planet to living through 20 in an instant.
>>7663738
YES
someone make me a new thread pl0x
>>7663756
Are we getting acceptable touhoufags like most of DDD and Mokou, or Cirno/Aussa tier?
>>7663762
fuck off and let me die
this thread smells worse than normal