HG thread
>>7659689
Duel 5
The two most obnoxious perishes before the final. Unsurprising.
>>7659745
Glad to know I'm obnoxious.
>Dabs into the thread
>>7659637
>She begrudgingly accepts the pet, a hiss coming from her mouth once it's completed. You probably shouldn't try that again.
Understood. I will await your results, faceless.
>>7659757
You are welcome. Unless that was sarcasm. I am still bad at knowing when it is.
>>7659737
Suuuure! I bet you can talk back at Megatron and not get slapped around like a bitch by him.You are too much of a coward and a fuckin' idiot to fight him one on one.
>>7659745
Seeing this finale reminds me of myself.
>>7659788
>>7659788
Omega Zero wins.
>>7659772
Yep. Still sarcasm. Didn't realize I was that annoying to you of all people.
>>7659788
I liked him anyhow.
>>7659801
Congrats to you. And thanks for the show, Ramlethal.
>>7659788
WARE WA MESSIAH NARI! HAHAHA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoDOrHMrxTg
>>7659797
BOI HE BOUT TO DO IT
>>7659801
Placement. It is a rare sight to see the one performed the best winning.
>>7659786
For your information, I could beat Megatron while having my hands tied around my back, thank you very much!!
>>7659801
Yes, yes, congratulations.
>>7659821
I suppose I should thank you.
>>7659801
>>7659821
Thanks for hosting and congrats!
>>7659821
Thanks for hosting for us.
>>7659772
G-good to hear it.
>Feeling the hairs on his neck stand up when the noise escapes her lips, he wisely decides to not attempt that again and returns his hand to his side. Maybe that cat comparsion wasn't so inaccurate after all..
Hate to do a pat-and-run, but I gotta go. Just swung by to hand out the compliment and give another thanks for letting me snap those pictures.
Can you guys please stop Roleplaying? You're making me very uncomfortable...
>>7659825
>behind. fuck, this is what I get for staying up all night, huh
>>7659821
Thank you for hosting.
>>7659804
It is necessary for me to recognize that someday. Do not oversell yourself. Everything can be obnoxious. I feel I am no different at times.
>>7659844
So it is you. You all look the same to me. Do not let me keep you. Farewell.
>>7659826
>>7659838
>>7659804
>>7659841
>>7659850
You are welcome. Thank you for participating and spectating.
>>7659846
>roleplays violently
I want to fuck ______
>>7659825
But... How will you shoot him if your hand are tied? You really are as stupid as ya' look.
>>7659846
>tfw you're actually an animegirl irl
>>7659878
rabbit.
>>7659878
Luluco
>>7659886
>>7659872
No stop, im really uncomfortable man.
>>7659882
J-Junko?
>>7659882
pics or it didn't happen
>>7659867
The never-ending sarcasm and griping, I assume?
>>7659879
I have legs, you know. I could try to kick him down.
>>7659899
>butts into conversations
>>7659806
Here.
>>7659906
I do not know the meaning of the latter word but I assume you are correct.
So turns out that guy didn't host. Big dick hosting, deactivated.
>>7659961
Complaining. It means complaining.
>>7659916
Hello, how can I help you? How would you like me to rp for you?
>>7659983
i would like five one-liners and a side of shitposting
on the go, please
>>7659911
Yeah. Those fucking twigs can definitely take down the big guy, and I can fucking stop time and reset the universe.
I have doubts that another will start soon. Give me 24.
>>7660008
Plague Knight
>>7660008
Yuubari
>>7660008
Reigen Arataka
>>7660008
Gabriel
>>7660008
Nrvnqsr Chaos
>>7660008
Suz
>>7660008
Sand king
>>7660008
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>7660008
Corvo Attano
>>7660008
Caucasian Girl who likes to play with samurai swords
>>7660008
Rika
>>7659999
Pfft, my legs? Twigs? At least I can easily recover if they are broken. And you can reset the universe and stop time? HAH!
>>7660008
Saiyan Momma
>>7660008
Asuka Shikinami Langley
>>7660008
Ringo
>>7660008
Megaman
>>7660008
Ayame Shaga
>>7660008
Starscream
>>7660008
Noel Vermillion
>>7660008
Len
>>7660008
Hatsume Mei
>>7660008
Chaos Terminator Lord Araghast the Pillager of a Thousand Worlds, Master of Hounds, The Lash of the Black Legion, Champion of the Chaos Gods
>>7660008
Edge Fencer
>>7660008
Vinny Vinesauce
>>7659976
I see. Yes. You do that frequently. I suppose that is your way of being different.
>>7660008
Maggie Lacivi
>>7660008
Sakuya Izayoi
>>7660008
Eggman-kun
>>7660008
Shoukin Kagerou
>>7660008
Ken Kaneki
>>7660008
Fish
>>7660061
GRAND DAD
>>7660008
Starscream Remover Okuyasu
>>7660063
Different? Nah. I just find it to be great stress relief, actually.
>>7660078
Jobel says that not Binny
>>7660035
I can't do that. That was part of the... Nevermind, looks like I found a bigger dumbass than me
Unless you wish for it to stay at 24, give me six more.
>>7660108
Suria
>>7660108
The Mothafuckin Black Baron
>>7660108
Chum Lee
>>7660108
Chi Chi LaRue
>>7660108
You deserve an oats of the highest caliber
>>7660108
Mirai Kuriyama
>>7660106
Whatever. Stupid human.
This is just to check if I made any mistakes. It is not as though there are any exchanges to be made.
>>7660169
I'm okay with this. Let us begin!
>>7660169
Ready! I'm READIER than ready! HAH!
I've brought a smack-ton of new, CUTE little babies to take for a spin, so you better keep that camera on me-hee-HA!!
We are ready, I assume. I will start soon.
>>7660090
Is that so? I am sorry that I find that unbelievable. I would think fixing them would provide a more permanent solution in the least.
>>7660169
I accept this challenge.
>>7660169
Yeah, yeah. Can we start already?
>leave for five minutes
>new game is going
Fuck.
>>7660169
Looks good to me~
>>7660169
I wish to enter this establishment one day.
Starting.
>>7659745
THE HAND
>>7660221
Ho-hooouuu... This will do nicely.
I hope you're both ready to be the test dummies for my next little experiment! A TELEPORTER, INSIDE YOUR CELLPHONE! AHAHAHA!!
Just dial in my number and WHAM!
...We'll see what happens!
>>7660221
We're teaming up or something right? Let's not turn on each other too soon.
>>7660221
He better. If he doesn't, a certain demon will be in deep trouble.
>>7660250
...
>Plague Knight looks down at his phone.
This isn't going to completely scramble my atoms or anything, correct?
>>7660221
Duel 1
An effective way to know if I am tired or otherwise not mentally prepared is if I mislabeled genders. Having coitus with that woman? The ending is not a surprise.
>>7660192
Well, I can't exactly rectify them, now can I?
>>7660286
Fireworks are a bit low on the totem pole, aren't they?
>>7660278
Well, in the... 63.47% chance this doesn't work on the first try I wouldn't completely rule that out...
HA!
>>7660286
HAHA!! Did you get a good look at that? Tell me you did!
That little baby worked like a charm! A little too well maybe. Handcuffs don't usually do that, HA!
>>7660286
...Of course. What was I thinking?
>>7660221
No one's going to do something as stupid as that while I'm here.
>>7660286
That is not impressive. I could finish it in five. The deaths here are several variations of disgusting.
>>7660319
So you are stating that it is impossible? Is that what you are telling me?
>>7660357
Tch... History. I care more about the NOW! The FUTURE! AHAHAHAHA!!!
ENGINEERING ONLY KNOWS PROGRESS!
>>7660286
... Whoops. My bad. Guess I let my rage get to me.
>>7660323
>Plague Knight scratches his chin.
I suppose it's worth a shot. After all, nothing would happen without experimentation! Hah hah hah!
>Plague Knight dials the number.
>>7660357
I was...under the influence! Of course! Keh...
>>7660357
Didn't start then, not gonna start now.
>>7660357
Well, that was eventful to say the least.
>>7660357
Duel 2
It seems a little excessive to cook that way. But it did look enjoyable.
>>7660369
Not yet, anyhow. It's gonna take a pre-tty specific event to get it done, really. Go figure, huh?
>>7660357
Being killed by me is a privilege not many get to experience. You're welcome for that.
>>7660426
This harassment is really annoying.
>>7660381
>And as soon as the dial rings three times... your phone combusts.
Ah... AHA! HAHAHA!!
An UNINTENDED result! Though, as we mechanic say, not necessarily a BAD ONE! HA! HAHAHA!!
>>7660426
HAHAHA!! It's time to test my latest little baby, the artificial villain! What better way to know how they think than to create an algorithm which captures their very essence in data form?! I'VE OUTDONE MYSELF!!
HAHAHAHA!
>>7660426
Guess that's it for me. Heh, I deserved it.
>>7660426
...I was overengerized.
>>7660426
I think my brain melted out of boredom.
>>7660450
Keh?!
>Plague Knight throws the phone at the mechanic.
That could have been disastrous! You need precautions when experimenting! Even I do!
>>7660426
What does it mean to cyberbully? It sounds like an ineffective technique.
>>7660496
I might have been overly cruel. Sorry, I was just frustrated
>>7660426
I was joking. Like I'd ever hang out with someone like you.
>>7660496
Scandalous.
>>7660428
Good. I am not fond of those who fall back on the word, impossible. I hate that it came to existence in the first place. Despite how specific this event may be, you say it is possible. So just wait for it, I suppose.
>>7660496
I thought she was my friend. Fragging femme.
>>7660527
Been waiting for about a year, Ram. Trust me, I'm not giving up soon, but it's not healthy just to let the stress build up.
>>7660493
Hohoouuu...
>The mechanic Hero catches the burning device in a gloved hand.
Act in such a way that dampens the potential for danger, but as a payoff, lose the potential for an even greater outcome? That isn't how I work! HA!
>And she immediately begins tinkering with it, swiping loose tools from her jumpsuit and flipping her goggles up to reveal her special eyes.
Now then... Let's see here...
>>7660496
Duel 3
It is always upsetting and pathetic when you can not fulfill the purpose you have given yourself.
>>7660496
Now it's certainly melted after that cacophony. Hee hee hah!
>>7660551
Yes, but I'd rather not lose my hand. Even I, with my experiments, don't want that. I don't even have insurance!
>>7660561
How else would one de-stress?
goblet
>>7660561
Well, it isn't MY fault my cute little baby burst into flames when HE was touching it! Ha! HAHA!!
>>7660590
>She suddenly chucks a repaired cell-phone at ya.
There's always the option for superior, mechanical replacements...
HA! A joke! AHAHA!!
>>7660561
Here is one of the consequences of being obnoxious. If only it happened more often.
>>7660442
S-Source?
>>7660545
And you rid that by complaining and and yelling about it. I see. You are lucky to know that I can be very understanding. However others may not see it themselves. I suggest another alternative.
>>7660561
...Can't even what?
>>7660649
I'm on a whole new level of assholeness now. Suck it, losers.
>>7660649
It might feel awkward, but it's great practice for the real moment with that one person.
>>7660649
Duel 4
So this is the power of caring for others. I see it can be, well powerful at times.
>>7660649
I don't see the appeal.
>>7660693
Hey. At least I'm not blowing things up, yeah? That tends to get peoples' panties in a twist even worse.
>>7660713
Hooou? Hoou... HA! HAHA!
Nice tank! HA!
>>7660650
It's a dinosaur ass you sick fuck
>>7660628
Yes, I tend to make a lot of those.
>Plague Knight looks down at the now-repaired cell phone.
...Probability of it blowing up in my hand yet again?
>>7660713
I could have handled him myself.
>>7660767
Well... Well-welly-well, that depends if you try using the new UPGRADE I gave that little baby! HA!
>>7660740
Did you forget where we are or are you just retarded
>>7660734
>>7660713
Y-yeah. I know. It's not even the better one. Just...personal space, alright?
>>7660713
Dude, you should seriously consider doing this for a living. It's so fucking good.
>>7660713
This is getting to be bothersome.
>>7660802
Are you forgetting that pedophiles and furries are still ousted here
>>7660809
>There's that phrase. Personal space.
>The kind she likes to ignore.
WEEELLLL, maybe I could SUPE that little baby up for you huh, HUH!? HA!
>>7660816
Hooou? I can replace it. Hee. HA!
A ROBOTIC CAT!! AHAHAHA!!
>>7660790
Upgrade? What sort of upgrade?
>>7660835
That doesn't mean they don't enter the threads every so often
>>7660816
Hello?? That ambulance was meant for ME! I'm dying over here!
>>7660844
ur cite
>>7660816
That was pretty close. Just one step behind and I would be hurting, if not dead. I could really use a bath now.
>>7660850
Oh, you know, everything a Hero needs...
...
...
LASER HANDCUFFS! HAHAHA!
ISN'T THAT AWESOME!? I LOVE them, HAH!
Perfect for trapping and jailing VILLAINS!
>>7660878
AND MY BABIES ARE CUTER! AHAHAHAHAHA!!
>>7660899
no ur cite
>>7660899
Why would I need to trap them if I can just outright eliminate them?
>>7660835
kys lf
>>7660816
It seems something is against me this night. The same thing happening yet again. My advice is to find someone not experiencing the problems I am having to host. Here is the winner of the second simulation I had to run along with the code for it. I cannot apologize enough.
R3kYNirh
>>7660945
You first, Cuckmina.
>>7660844
ALRIGHTNO! It'sbadenoughyou'reaboutahalfinchfrommygoddamnfacebutyou DO NOT even DARE to imply my machines are anything less than perfect!
>The girl that's so normally skittish about being touched reaches out and tries to push Mei back out of her 'bubble'.
My heart and soul and the very essence of my being was poured in to them! You got that?
>>7660949
Don't worry about it, Ram. Thanks anyhow.
>>7660949
It's fine. Thanks for hosting anyway.
>>7660949
Well, erm...congratulations, then, and thank you.
>>7660949
I'm... I'm not sure how to feel about this win.
But I'll consider it a win in my book anyways.
Thanks for hosting.
>>7660939
...I see!
Back to my babies!
>>7660941
HA! That's not very HEROIC of you, now is it, huh!? HUH?! HUUUUUUUh?! HAA!!
>>7660971
Hohohoooouuu...
Look at you, so full of spunk. How unuuusual... Ha. Hahaha...
>>7660721
I would suggest getting a pet of some sort. It assisted me many times.
>>7660971
>>7660982
>>7660988
Thank you for being understanding. I am too tired and irritated to attempt it again. I will try to fix this annoyance if I can in the meantime.
>>7661042
It is odd to see. I will still make your prize.
I want to dick Elly
>>7661080
Join the club
>>7661080
you want to give her Elly mayo?
>>7661080
You only get to dick people when you're as hung as me
>Rin
>>7661044
Was that supposed to be a joke?
>>7661080
I want to dick Tricky's ghost roommate
>>7661098
Get with the times, son. Rin ain't hung. Quite the opposite in fact.
>>7661080
Same
Didn't think I'd be here again, much less out of my own actual, normal choice...
...but here I am. What's cooking, losers?
>>7661110
This desu
Nice feet
>>7661105
You ARE a Hero like me, aren't yooou?
>>7661125
Ha... HAHAHA!!
>Right up in your face within a second.
HEY! Wanna try out another GREAT invention of mine, huh!? HUH!?!?
There's even a compensation at the end if everything goes well! What reason have you to decline?! AHAHA!!
>>7661115
Did he post his dick?
Post favorite wincards.
>>7660949
Congratulations, Fish, thank you for hosting, Garnet.
>>7661044
You crossed a line, you hear me!? You should feel lucky I'm just not showing you how strong it is first-hand!
>>7661063
I, uh, don't think that's a good idea for someone with a fear of being touched, Ram.
>>7661125
This place has a weird tendency to keep drawing even people that hate it back, don't think too hard about it. Pinko over here mocking my work is the only damn noteworthy thing going on.
>>7661152
>Noah immediately backs-up from the crazy-looking female. His hands were raised and his eyebrow cocked up in snide confusion.
Uhh... Y'know, I hear they allow patients to do whatever they want to pass the time in some mental health facilities. Maybe you should hit them up instead.
>>7661125
The usual potions.
>>7661152
Well...not really, no.
>>7661146
Looks good, thanks for hosting. I appreciate it.
>>7661155
>Sorry for late response, was busy.
No. Did you see the sim?
Your will is no longer your own.
>>7661125
There is nothing being made for consumption. Nor noting being made here at all.
>>7661202
It even extends to them? How pathetic. I should reword that to be nicer. How... sad.
>>7661219
>>7661182
You should not thank incompetence.
>>7661248
When was it ever mine?
>>7661125
Nothing much, I just got here too. Hope something interesting's happening. What's up with you? You don't exactly look like a fighter.
>>7661125
bless ur heart for picking him up whoever u are
ur redeeming a good character from my plague of shit
>>7661255
I will give my thanks because you gave temporary entertainment in a place that craves entertainment 24/7. Even if it didn't end as expected, it was there.
>>7661255
Oh, you know it. Hey, if I wanna be optimistic, at least I have as many exceptions to that little 'rule' as I do, huh?
>>7661202
Hehe. Hehehe... hoo...
...Well, if you WANT to try and match me in a battle of the wrench... YOU'RE MORE THAN WELCOME! HAHA!!
BUT! Don't expect ME to give up so EASILY! HAHA!! HA!
>>7661207
Hooou...?
We both know THAT isn't going to happen! HAHA!!
>She moves in to wrap an arm around your shoulder and pull you in.
C'MON! Don't you want to make HISTORY!? You're dealing with the greatest mechanic under the sun after all! HAH!!
>>7661216
Ho? What aaare you then?
>>7661248
Fuck off Yuri.
Ramlethal please hug me
>>7661323
Never.
>>7661248
That's only when my company gives me a command.
>>7661202
Yeah, I know, right? It's like the people here are so laughably-dysfunctional that it makes for better entertainment than reality telev-... oh wait, who am I kidding? There's no difference.
>>7661216
Got some for making people actually interesting? This place looks like it could use a box-full of 'em.
>>7661255
Man, you must be the type of guy who takes things too literally, huh?
>>7661260
And you don't exactly look like a normal human boy either, billboard-head.
And nothin' much. Just thought I could get away from Owen and run into even worse company. Woo, me.
>>7661290
..Gee, I hope you can at least compete better than you type.
>>7661316
L-Lady, I think you're getting the words "mechanic" and "maniac" all confus- ack...!
>Too lazy to even fight back the lady's arm from pulling him in, Noah merely maintained his unimpressed expression.
>>7661316
I am but a master alchemist, dishonorable knight, and all-around prodigy! Hee hee hah hah!
>>7661243
Not yet, show me
>>7661352
well shit my dude i'm trying to be nice u don't gotta be like that
SOMEONE BRING OUT THE DICK SIM
>>7661334
Not yuri, I meant Yuri.
>>7661301
I suppose you are correct. I do hope something other than me attempts to entertain.
>>7661314
You are4 correct in that regard. I assume I missed her once again, correct?
>>7661325
For what purpose?
>>7661352
Not enough to give me a title based off it. However I did not think it was difficult to confuse me for a male.
Alright, I'm back.
Any of you know when the next match is gonna start, or am I gonna be waiting a while?
>>7661352
Ah, funny. Never heard that before. Are you just here to make jokes? I'm all for it, but you're not gonna last a second in the game.
>>7661398
Give me a goodnight kissy kiss ram
>>7661352
HA! A stable mind isn't one of the necessities of a mechanic!
In fact, I'd say it's the OPPOSITE! HAHA!!
...BUT! Above all else I am a HERO!
>She lets go and points an arm to the sky.
A HERO WHO WILL WAIT FOR YOU TO GIVE CONSENT, EVEN IF SHE HAS TO WAIT A HUNDRED YEARS!! AHAHAHAHA!!!
>>7661359
Ah. Ha.. HA! AHAHAHA!!!
It's a good thing I did what I did then, hohoooou! Once again, the great Hatsume Mei reigns triumphant! HAHA!
>>7661375
http://en.inkei.net/
>>7661437
>A HERO WHO WILL WAIT FOR YOU TO GIVE CONSENT
lads...
>>7661352
Technically yes. Have you ever seen how a person dances while engulfed in flames? Hah hah hah hah!
>>7661437
Did what? Nearly take my hand off?
>>7661316
I've been making the world's greatest war machines since before you existed! You're just a...a...DABBLER in comparison to me, you hear?
>>7661352
Oh, we got along fine before. Then she said she could improve MY works.
...The hell is reality television?
>>7661398
Uhm...well, if you did in the past like two or so weeks, I missed her too, honestly.
>>7661416
Take a load off, your guess is more likely than not, unless Ramlethal decides to go again.
>>7661398
I just want to see if it feels the same as hugging someone who can feel their emotions.
>>7661455
I would NEVER have someone help me with my babies against their will! HA! HAHA! That would be the VILLAINOUS approach!
>>7661457
Oho... You'll see in due time! You'll bare witness to my HEROIC SPIRIT! HA!
>>7661460
Talk is meaningless, unless you've made a talking tank... HAHA!
The only true way to compare is with results!
>>7661460
Hey again... Riko. Well this sucks. I was all fired up and everything. Guess I can wait.
>>7661420
I repeat my previous statement for the one that wanted a hug from me.
>>7661416
The latter is looking likely. Not until I fix my own problems.
>>7661460
Of course. This is just the perfect cap to an already horrible night. I wonder if she feels the same way as I do.
>>7661480
Hmph.
>She puts a finger to her chin, looking as if she is deep in thought. She lets her arms spread out in front of her, her face remaining the same.
I suppose that is a good enough reason. You should know if try do anything else, your life will fade away in an instant. Understood.
>>7661370
Well, if only niceness won me anything but a slot in four reality TV series and some "I-guess-friends".
>>7661398
I mean, right now I can't tell what you are anyway. Guy or girl? What kind of guy would wear that ribbon anyway...?
>>7661418
I'm here to be me. "Me" just happening to be a smart, actually clever dude who's in it to win it.
>>7661437
>The face of the brown boy remained unshifting; it was as if he was already used to being in such bombastic, insane company.
...Well, what if my "consent" is a hard no?
>>7661457
...Keep going. That sounds so stupid that it rolls back to entertaining.
>>7661460
A dreary world you shouldn't ever bother yourself with no matter all the lies and promises they tell you.
>>7661554
Well then I suppose I have more IMPORTANT people to talk to.
>>7661533
Tch. This is some horsecrap... I come in here all ready to kick ass and now I gotta wait?
>>7661512
Talk? HAH! I made one that can FLY!
>>7661514
Rika. And yeah, that happens. Hope you find idle chatter or something entertaining.
>>7661533
I'm sure she does, Ram, I know how well you two got along. But hey, she might be around here more often, says she's bored sick of her job.
>>7661554
...You know, suddenly I feel like I could guess just by the title of the things, actually. Whatever. I only watch TV for anime and world news sometimes.
>>7661554
In it to win it. Right. That's what they all say. And buddy, most people who say that look more suitable for this than you do.
>>7661512
That sounds like you're going to try to kill me.
Well, good luck! Ah hah hah hah hah!
>>7661554
Well, first they dance, then they drop, then they flail, and then they die! Hee hee hah!
>>7661533
>he hugs her tightly, seemingly measuring something with just his touch.
It's... off. You don't put the right feeling into your embrace. It's more or less empty.
>>7661575
>Unimpressed.
Aaaand...?
>>7661587
Kill? HAH!
Haven't we been over this already, huh?!
I AM A HERO! As as a Hero, I will give even the most dastardly of Villains their rights!
>>7661575
Hell no, I don't! I'm a man of action, damn it! You think I want to sit around just chatting with bunch of bastards I don't even know? I'm here to fight!
>>7661607
Oh, come on, that's cool! And he could blow a hole through a mountain as quick as I could think about it!
>>7661610
Hey, if you wanna stir up some trouble? Go ahead, be my guest, see how much people care for that around here.
G'day ladies and germs, watcha' up to? Killing each other I suppose, that's good.
>>7661565
Great. I didn't have "get towed along by a deranged mechanic who'll probably get me killed" on my to-do list anyway.
>>7661575
Anime and world news? Eh, not bad. At least you'd get some cheap laughs out of that crud they pump out of Japan... and world news is full of people who are REALLY dumb as opposed to reality TV.
>>7661579
Y'know, I don't think that last part of your reply applies to me as it does to you. At least I look like I got normal peripheral vision. And what even is that purple thing on your head?
>>7661587
...So nothin' different. Huh. Well, that's what I get for being excited.
>>7661607
...I'm used to heroes attempting to kill me, not let me go. This is quite different.
I like it! Hah hah hee hah!
>>7661663
Do you think it's not impressive? What sorts of things have you seen to render immolation boring?
>>7661652
Did I say I was gonna do that? I'm just gonna sit here and wait if I have to. I came to fight, and I'm gonna fight, damn it.
>>7661661
Ha! Nope, but you're just in time for social hour where we all sit in a circle and talk about nothing. Pull up a chair and wait cause it's gonna be a while.
>>7661554
I have heard from my sister that there exists some males that wish to be more feminine. It confuses me as to why. However I thought my breasts would be an indicator. And do not state that males can have them too. I am not overweight for them to show if I was a male.
>>7661571
That is what I stated. Do you need to hear it a third time so you can fully understand?
>>7661575
Is that correct? That sounds pleasant. So she did find a purpose after all. I expected the worse.
>>7661596
>She releases herself from the hug. Taking a few steps back from him.
I see. I doubt that me applying more force will do anything of this empty feeling. I guess the result was disappointing.
>>7661661
We were. But I had messed it up and now we are waiting.
>>7661663
It's a style! What, never seen someone who cares about his looks? It's for the ladies. And trust me, I can fight a lot better than most people here.
Hot diggity damn! That is some ba-ad rp I'm seeing right here!
>whistles menacingly while sucking in air sharply through my teeth
I WILL SHUT THAT SHIT DOOOWN
>>7661652
Cool? Maybe.
New? No. Interesting?! NO!!
THE NEXT BIG THING, SOMETHING WHICH COULD REVOLUTIONIZE THE WAY HEROES, VILLAINS, EVERYONE GOES ABOUT THEIR DAY TO DAY LIFE? THE NEXT FACE OF THE TECHNOLOGICAL WORLD?!?!
HAH! NOT EVEN CLOSE!
You're years, DECADES too slow! HEHEHAAHAHA!!
>>7661676
Hohooou, but don't expect me to go easy!
After all, I'm already one step ahead! HA!
>>7661663
Hoi, now, I come from where they "pump out that crud", more or less. And the other bit's really just out of obligation.
>>7661712
I mean hey, Ramlethal likes to fight. Ask her or something, I guess. If you want a fight, I mean...
>>7661731
Like I said, she's bored of it. She was using the effect she copied from me, for getting a hang of mechanical stuff damn quick. She actually seemed pretty happy about it for a good long while, too.
>>7661746
>sucks peen
>>7661746
Saya?
>>7661746
I love you Rinnu-chan~
>>7661731
>He hums, a bit put off by her seemingly rejecting attitude.
Dissatisfied? Quite the opposite I'd say. Just...
>he seems to ponder on the words to say.
Watch others, and then reciprocate the feeling you get when you see that. Do you believe you can do that?
>>7661731
Nah, I get it. I'll wait.
>>7661746
Oi, shut the hell up.
>>7661754
Nah, I want to quash everyone here at once in the arena.
The shitposting really toned down since Hoshi """""""""left"""""""""".
>>7661676
Ever get thrown out the side of a plane at 30,000 feet just for laughs?
>>7661731
...Well, uh, here's the thing, lady: I didn't really see your breasts. One, they don't stand out... and two, I'm not some loser pervert.
>>7661734
Fight better? ...That's rich. What, do the bug-eyes give you bug-reflexes too?
>>7661754
Oh, a native fan. That's better than some of the creeps I've seen like anime... you wouldn't believe how obsessed they are. Yeesh.
>Noah shudders.
>>7661789
Seems about the same desu.
>>7661712
All that chitter-chatter's good before a fight, you'll get a good impression on who's/what's-what n' all that jazz.
>>7661731
Hold your horses there for a sec....mess up?
>>7661746
nice rp
>>7661789
that's because there's no substance left to shitpost
>>7661753
Keh? What do you mean?
>>7661793
I've been launched by catapults into the sea and into the center of towns. I suppose that's similar.
>>7661746
what makes good rp, tho
>>7661805
Thanks, I practice on my own board to bring the joy of rp to all you low-level rpers
>>7661753
.....
Alright yeah, you better get the hell out of here before I DO turn you in to a scorch mark on the ground.
>>7661793
Sheesh, is a change in dress from the stereotype all you guys need to not know? The only American I even know I hate the guts of. I just watch it because I think giant robots are cool.
>>7661781
Uh. You know. There's gods that come here. Plural.
>>7661789
who do you think did a lot of the shitposting?
>>7661838
Brook.
>>7661746
With a statement like that, I expect nothing but the best from you Do not disappoint.
>>7661754
I seem to have forgotten that part of your statement. She must be in the same state I last saw her in. That is not good enough.
>>7661775
But that is not me being different from others. The exact opposite. I do not wish to just be a copy.
>>7661781
Understood.
>>7661793
Of course they do not stand out. All women have breasts. And you are not? Hmph. That is a good quality.
>>7661804
I did not stutter. Mess up. Even I am capable of it.
>>7661804
I don't see the point. I don't need to know someone's life story to kick their ass.
>>7661836
You mean guys who think they're gods. Apparently they're a dime a dozen.
>>7661746
>kills you
>if you don't respond you have bad rp
>if you say it was a hologram or something like that you have bad rp
>>7661846
this
death is his cover
>>7661764
Your rp is making me uncomfortable
>>7661765
No, I'm the one your ex Saya left you for. I'm sorry if you recognised the smell of her on my dick
>>7661769
I know
>>7661819
Let me show you some good rp
>sings
>>7661855
I provide the best and the worst, take your pick
I'll provide the opposite of what you want
>>7661859
>dodges
>>7661793
Trust me, you'll see. What's your name, anyway?
>>7661878
uncomfortable in a good way?
>>7661878
that counts as "something like that" so you have bad rp
>>7661855
>He hums lightly, acquiescing to her point.
That is understandable, but I am not telling you to be them.
>he informs her as he looks up into the sky.
I am just telling you how to fake feelings.
>>7661856
No, I mean actual gods. I've been clobbered with divine power enough times to practically know what it tastes like at this point. Though don't get me wrong, I mean, there's plenty of people that do nothing but talk big.
>>7661855
Yeah...we should really try and cheer her up more than just by being here, huh?
>>7661878
holy shit that's some next-level rp
>>7661856
Hmph. I like your style.
>>7661855
Wasn't saying you're the perfectionist I had in mind. Meh... accidents happen.
>>7661816
Then woe us is, buddy.
>The boy offered a sympathetic shrug of his shoulders for the Plague Knight.
>>7661836
Oh, don't get me wrong; I think giant robots beating each other into a wiry pulp is good entertainment too. It's just... I just wish some fans weren't so, well, fanatic.
>>7661855
Nope. I mean, I've seen my fair share of hot bodies but they either belonged to A.) total psychos or B.) total jerks.
>>7661881
Noah. Don't you forget it.
And you, freaky-forehead dude?
>>7661895
No, I'm going to have to ban you
>>7661899
Excuse me? Are you saying Aussa, the God of RP, has bad rp? I think not, sir
You best get on your knees and plead for forgiveness before she >throws an axe in your face
>>7661944
It's haunting, isn't it?
First 24. If nothing happens assume my internet died.
>>7661955
oh fug pls no
>>7661956
Noah
>>7661956
Exquisite Cuisine
>>7661953
Let me guess: was it the work of someone irrevocably stupid, yet always around?
>>7661956
RP Master CeRin
>>7661956
Aroused Mashiro
>>7661956
Nrvnqsr Chaos
>>7661956
Rin Hoshizora
>>7661956
Ramlethal Valentine
>>7661953
Their issue is that all they want to do is just watch, they don't have the drive to make it a reality.
>>7661956
Rika
>>7661938
Ha! I bet I can beat their so-called divine power with my will and my Soma!
>>7661949
Thanks... The name's Hisui. Hisui Hearts.
>>7661956
Hisui Hearts
>>7661956
pRincess Asuka
>>7661953
I wouldn't count on that don't forget it part. I'm Odd.
>>7661956
Odd
>>7661956
Redman
>>7661956
Yukine
>>7661956
Baki
>>7661956
Lums bum
>>7661956
Ed and Double D
>>7661956
based Yukrain
>>7661956
Shii
>>7661956
Doctor=Funk Beat!
aRinkawa Hoshi
>>7661956
Ibaraki Douji
>>7661956
Johnny 2x4 and Plank
>>7661956
Hiyoko Saionji
I want to adopt Shii and raise her right
>>7661956
Tiny snek
>>7661956
Sticky Fingaz
>>7661956
Asuka Shikinami Langley
>>7661956
Stellan Skarsgard
>>7661965
Bingo.
Honestly, I have it coming for actually buying into the lies of stuck-up reality game show hosts.
>>7661989
Preach. Some of them I've met, they don't look like they've been in any kind of civilization for weeks. How long can one dude spend watching those kinda shows...?
>>7661999
Odd, huh.
Well, I personally think "Weirdo" would have been a better fit but eh. Nice to meet ya.
>>7661956
Ben Shepard
>>7661956
Kosaku Kawajiri
HaruRin Suzumiya
>>7661878
I see. And what if I do not desire anything?
>>7661912
I am sorry faceless but that is not an option. I pride myself in being honest. Maybe the only honest thing here. I have heard of others faking those and I will never see the point to that.
>>7661949
I suppose they do. Even if they happen twice in one night. It still makes me feel more empty whenever I do.
>>7661953
Interesting. You seem to be one of the few that factor in someone's demeanor instead of just their appearance. I see you are one of the wise ones.
>>7661938
Indeed. I already know what I will wish to do with her once I see her again. What can you possibly provide?
>>7662026
But I already have a home and a master. You can come over and play sometime though.
>>7662063
Your sister has nice assets
>>7662063
Then I'll do everything?
>>7662045
...Uh. Well. Depends on how big your stockpiles of sows and food are.
>Awkward coughing ensues.
>>7661996
...The hell is a Soma?
>>7662063
>She lets out a bit of a huff.
Well. I have my own interests and pastimes I could try and pull her in to.
Rika is the culmination of what's wrong with Aussa and his avatars. It's the exaggeration of all the negative traits they exhibit magnified in one avatar. Rika will literally >dodges anything you do that would have an effect on her if you're not part of the touhou or fire emblem circlejerk. Of all the OC's Aussa has crafted, Rika has the least tolerable personality, in that she can be summed up as "Bad-mouthed loli". Godmoding aside, Rika's 'character' is built on headcanons that make little to no sense. Such as having a sister because their names sound similar. There is no other evidence to support a relationship of any kind between the two, and on top of her 'sister', she also picked a random touhou to be her mother. He also abuses her OC-ness to one up every character she talks to. You're a millionare? Well guess what, she is too! You're a scientist? Well, despite being an engineer, she's a scientist! It makes sense that Rika is his favourite character, she's the culmination of cancer, beating out Sophisto himself. Disowned 3 times by her family must make you really powerful, if her godmodding is any indication.
>>7662071
I've got a better idea
>Picks up and starts running away with
>>7662063
Lady, if I picked who I was close to based on how hot they were or how pretty their faces looked, I wouldn't exactly be here now. It ain't much what a wise person woul do as much as it is what a SANE person would do.
>>7662094
...I don't think I even wanna think that up in my mind.
>>7662109
fuck off yosugay
So where do I start? It's like peeling an onion of reasons, I swear there's a whole bunch and I don't know where to start. Obviously there was the whole clingy thing, fuck that got annoying. I mean you literally got so clingy you made a goddamn anon post to try and make me take things how you wanted. I still remember bracing myself for the relink to your reply halfway down the thread because you can't take obvious social cues when someone doesn't want to talk to you anymore. Not to mention your Rika RP in a nutshell. A clusterfuck of godmoding and headcanons thrown onto yet another one of your OC's. I'll give you credit where credit is due, at least the vampire is slightly unique. Oh, but your RP isn't even the issue. As a person in general you're a total shitter. Your family is fucking poor and you're still not doing a single thing to help them. Is McDonalds still too good for you? Get the fuck over yourself. You're lucky they'll even give you a chance when all you have in your skill set is playing fucking touhou and yugioh and making up shitty OC's on 4chan. You're a useless NEET who can't even step up to the plate when they actually need you to. Kill yourself, Aussa.
>TRANSFER: ODD
>SCANNER: ODD
>VIRTUALIZATION
>>7662045
Amazing, never heard that before. Nice to meet you too, I guess.
>>7661956
Shimakaze
(Male)
>>7662109
>Disowned 3 times by her family must make you really powerful, if her godmodding is any indication.
Really?
Goodnight, all of you. Take care and good luck in games.
>>7662094
Ah, jeez... You see Beryl's hat, brush, and my crossbows? They're special weapons, yadda, yadda, yadda, I really don't want to have to explain this again...
>>7662109
>>7662142
No one cares, bastard.
>>7662063
>He glances at her for but a moment.
I... see.
>He closes his eyes and nods to himself, satisfied with her response.
You shall stay true to yourself. That is a good quality.
>>7662112
>begins screaming and crying
Tomoko! HELP ME!!!
>>7662073
I assume you mean her chest. That is correct. Much larger and fuller than mine.
>>7662079
Understood. You exceeded my expectations with your previous statement. Do what you wish. I do not care.
>>7662094
So we are trying to get her int a purpose a well? Hmm, just killing will not lead to many of those. Rika. In your time of knowing her, has Urotsuki expressed any other desires?
>>7662130
Then all the others I have met are not sane. If only they could have reached that level of common sense. Your title?
>>7662157
Farewell.
>>7661996
Yup. Hisui. Got it.
>He casually walks off to the side of the hall towards the Arena.
Baki. Baki Hanma. Catch ya' in the flip-side friend.
>>7662063
Accidents builds character! Feeling down is a stimulus. You can't just expect to climb back up instantly. You'e gotta' keep it nice n easy.
>>7662130
Shows. I meant shows. But yeah, sometimes you've got nothing better to do than think of hypotheticals.
>>7662157
Later, birdcatbatwhatever.
>>7662160
Oh. Magic. Alright, fine, why the hell didn't you say so in the first place? Oh, jeez, I remember the first time I asked now, too...I've been forgetful lately, alright?
>>7662172
She's not DEPRESSED, she's just bored, okay!?
Hm. She did a lot of sightseeing around Japan. I bet she'd like to see the rest of the world, too.
>>7662155
>People ignoring deliberate pointing-outs in favor of more excuses to shitpost.
>>7662200
Boi, that wasn't the question I asked.
When did Rika get disowned, not once, not twice, but THRICE?
>>7662149
Same. Gonna be nice to step on that huge forehead of yours too on the way to winnin'. No hard feelings, eh?
>>7662172
Title? Uhhh, I guess ya must be asking for my name...
Just call me Noah.
>>7662200
Man, ain't that the truth. You wouldn't know how many "hypotheticals" I've thought of in the course of my time being in such a harebrained series of a show...
>>7662171
fuck is that thing on the side of your head