HG thread.
268th EXPRESS GAMES
Maa
Express Champion Ken Kaneki
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Smolgore
Eggman-kun
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Fairy Leviathan
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Haru
Donald J. Trump
NO WAY FAG
>entry
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Mille Petrozza
Araragi
Chum Lee
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Takeshita Miharu
Ringabel
Magilou
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Ayame Shaga
Maki
Nrvnqsr Chaos
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Rikka Takanashi
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Maxi
Aliera Carstairs
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Utsutsu
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Ivan Braginsky
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Noreaga
Ice Cream
Cow1337killr
Eila Ilmatar Juutilainen
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Edge Fencer
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Korosensei
The Storyteller
Tenten
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Killer Mike
Paarthurnax
>>7535662
>Sleep is something I need... shit...
Shoukin Kagerou
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Silver Neelsen
>>7535656
Ivan! Where have you been comrade? It's been too long!
Baki
>>7535662
You look like a formidable warrior!
>the chuuni strikes a fighting pose, favoring here eyepatch
May we eventually meet on the battlefield, though I will show you no mercy!
>>7535675
>Oh I feel you there man
>tfw we used to have more than 48 uids back in 2015 at primetime
>>7535668
10/10
>>7535603
I'm not asking you, I'm telling you.
Go get me a lobster!
>>7535604
Yay!
>Eila wraps her arms around Takeshita's waist and buries her face in the Forehead girl's breasts.
>>7535705
Blame Discord for destroying activity.
SO MUCH TO DO SO MUCH TO SEE
>>7535716
Almost made me cum. Let's go.
>>7535701
Howdy Rikka. I have some stories about the Commonwealth to tell you about.
>>7535720
Link discord
>>7535712
I'M TRYING TO BUY THE LOBSTER
:wave1: Buying lobster 20 gp ea :wave1:
>>7535691
I have been drinking and working to make an already great nation even better! Cкoлькo лeт, cкoлькo зим!
Soviet! I can't believe it's you! How have you been, my friend?
>>7535716
I am ready!
>>7535716
Let's do this!
>>7535716
Now some of these people really do look stronger~! Shame my teammates leave something to be desired though...
>>7535701
Hmph. I won't show you any mercy either. But, as a sign of good sport... good luck.
>>7535716
Neat, I got in!
Ready!
>>7535716
Looks good.
>>7535712
>She lets her rest there for a while before giving her a slight push, just to send a message.
Alright, you had your fun. You can come out now.
>>7535716
Everything looks fine on my end. Let's get started.
>>7535747
I don't care, just give me 1!
>>7535760
>Tricky will never draw your ava
>life is suffering
>>7535740
H-hello Mr. Storyteller! What sorts of dark secrets have you discovered during your travels?
>>7535782
>cow1337killr has send a trade request
>>7535784
Yay! Camping!
>>7535748
I know my friend. With the new man in office, Russian and American relations have only gotten better. Might be a bit late but look at what Lisa made for me for Christmas.
>shows you a well made miniature hut with 2 russian flags on the top. One of the Soviet Union and one of the Russian Federation
>>7535785
Don't worry mate, maybe some day.
>>7535804
>kicks dick
>>7535784
It's not like I could use it to call for help to start with, this changes nothing.
>>7535778
>Eila shakes her head, before remaining completely still wedged in between her chest.
>>7535784
>Takes off away from the arena start
>>7535795
>Xx3i1axXx accepted your trade request
>>7535784
VODKA~!
>>7535805
And to think that I couldn't even talk to him before! Goodness, time flies when you're having fun, дa?
>Ivan looks at the hut with a childlike curiosity, grinning widely when he recognizes the flags.
...It's beautiful. You are a good father. Did you get her anything in return, my friend?
>>7535827
>puts down 1 cooked lobster and presses accept
>>7535828
Good job Ringabel you retard
>>7535828
No one's gonna see me here! Hahah!
>>7535785
There's the Minutemen who fight to protect the people of the Commonwealth by defending settlements. Then the Institute, a group of scientists who create artificial humans using the most advanced robotics in the wasteland. These homunculi are known as synths. These are just a few of the big factions of the Commonwealth up in what was once Boston
>>7535828
Now now, we can't have you spoiling my fun, can we? You remind me of my brother, Phantom, so I'm sure you'll figure something out~.
>>7535864
>Smolgore devours the Poptart at record pace.
Can I have more?! Pleeeeeeeeeease?!
>>7535839
An SMG, the PP Bizon. But I feel bad I couldn't have gotten something to equal she gave me... I showed it to Setsuna, and she told me she is proud of herb the same thing as you. I raised her very well.
>>7535827
I guess we'll be here a while.
>She wraps one of her arms around Eila and pulls out her phone with the other, practically ignoring the other girl in favor of the screen.
>>7535864
Might as well just drink it and make that guy happy, he gets what he wants and I don't need to waste my time anymore.
>>7535899
Bы хopoшo cпpaвилиcь. You don't have to wait until Christmas, my friend. Just give it to her whenever you want.
It's still good to see that all of you are still like a family. Did you get anything else for Poждecтвo?
>>7535938
...
Where did all of my pipes go? I could have sworn I put them all here yesterday...
>>7535938
AH, stupid tree! This is why the surface is terrible!
>>7535963
Okay! So, what're we gonna do now?!
>>7535947
No, but time with family is all I want. By the way in 9 days it's gonna be my birthday.
GUYS
It's Soviet's birthday in 9 days.
>>7536012
Literally who?
>>7536012
Oh boy everyone
The meme man is back for a small joke
>>7535840
>hits accept
>>7535903
>Eila eventually looks up after having her fill, her giant head blocking the screen as she gets within inches of Takeshita's face.
Whatcha looking at?
>>7536001
As it is for me. I'd like to see everyone again, and I--
>Ivan pauses, an expression reading "Oh, crap" appearing on his face.
...Nine days... Nine days? I-I didn't know that! It's coming up already?! What do you want for your birthday?
>>7535997
Uhh, sooo...do'ya wanna live in the Underground?
did you guys hear about soviets birthday?
>>7536045
A ton of people step it up and score kills. Now this is more like it.
Did you guys hear? Dmitri shot himself.
>>7536031
I want...crap, I don't know what I want! I have been too busy with other stuff to remember... All I can think of is time with my kid and go to a big arcade place or something. Give both of us a treat.
>>7536090
happy birthday
>>7536027
>She shuts her phone and stuffs it into her pocket, then looks back at Eila and smiles.
Nothing you'd be interested in.
>>7536097
Too early anon. Too early
>>7536033
Knock it offffff! I just wanna sleeeeeeep!
>>7536081
Oh! Uhh...d-did I do good?
DID SOMEONE SAY IT WAS SOMEONE'S BIRTHDAY IN HERE!?
>>7536081
A feast to remember! The same number of people die again!
>>7536090
Then it shall be done. It is a vacation with your family you want?
I will see if I can ask if you can get a break. I believe you deserve one for being a diligent soldier, дa?
>>7536126
And Kaneki's bloodlust brings us down to four.
>>7536126
Meanie!
odds finish working on ava folders and code
evens play RE7
>>7536166
O shit get fucked
>>7536158
It's my most common mistake.
>>7536166
Welcome to the family, son.
>>7536128
Maybe. My day is on Sunday so get Monday and Tuesday gone. Where might be a good place for vacation?
>>7536120
Where the fuck is your etiquette. Talk to me again when you have better behavior than those fucking Duty grunts.
>>7536176
Now only three remain.
>>7536081
>>7536116
No no no, you did exactly the opposite
>>7536200
I will ask around. It seems that it would be an easy task to do, getting you a break.
It is entirely up to you. Maybe... Alaska? It is ultimately up to you. You wanted to go to an arcade, дa?
>when you step away for two hours and miss a game
damn my luck sucks
>>7536226
Well hurry up and win then.
>>7536220
But I didn't hit'ya! I only kinda sorta tried'ta hit'ya! That's not bad, right?!
>>7536234
>2 hours
Yeah no duh fuckwit
>>7536237
Well that relationship deteriorated quickly.
>>7536234
There's always the next one.
>>7536245
You missed the hit, and that's the worst thing you can ever do to this world
>>7536230
Or somewhere fun Lisa can be at. Thinking about visiting Volvograd, how ever you will need to boost that to almost two week break. Get to show her the battle that changed the tide of the war.
>>7536263
No one wants to make a move just yet.
>>7536284
No I didn't! I hit that other guy! I didn't miss, really! Probably!
>>7536299
Winner's next.
>enter ban in
>he always make it to the final 3 but never wins
Should I avafag as him or no because I feel the need to do it and make him super salty
>>7536294
Why not just take her to a snowy field and play there? You can visit literally ANYWHERE in Russia - I do not think she is one for history.
Anything can be done! Take her to Sakhalin or somewhere similar!
>>7536330
I mean after this slide. He doesn't show up in this one.
>>7536334
I almost fagged Ban a while back but couldn't do it because he's too based.
Please be based Ban.
>>7536364
....
>>7536310
Think about it. i'm gonna destroy this world someday, and missing the opportunity to kill me is like letting the world die
>>7536389
>Assassinates
>>7536364
Congratulations Killer Mike, you are the new winner of the Express Games!
>>7536363
That's good too. Maybe rent a cabin and stay a while in there. Now there is another one, but I assume you know it already
>>7536396
The placements
>>7536404
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>7536389
What? Why?! The world is cool and stuff!
>>7536396
Congrats!
>>7536404
Thanks for hostin'!
>>7536404
Thanks for playing, here's your moment of zen.
>The thread is.now in Honeybee Inn
>>7536396
Moи пoздpaвлeния! Thank you for hosting!
>>7536401
I might not have had a family apart from my sisters, but bonding time is very, very important.
..."Another one"? I'm afraid I don't quite understand what you are referring to.
>>7536404
thanks for hosting!
When are we banning Rikka from games?
>>7536389
Already happened. Sorry to disappoint you, uh... Creepy smiling gentleman.
>>7536443
When are we ever going to permanently ban all cancer?
>>7536443
Now.
>>7536427
What's that?
>>7536437
Forget it. Was stupid idea anyway. Better stick with the vacation.
>>7536463
You don't want to know.
>>7536457
That would remove everyone except Hikki and Izaya.
>>7536443
Never.
>>7536404
Good job fellow phoenix.
RIGGINSMANIA GAME THREAD IN 5 MINS.
COOL OFF THEM TIMERS AND F5 THAT DAMN CATALOG TO OBLIVION.
SHIT'S GOING DOWN.
>>7536482
>Hikki
>>7536482
You had me until except.
>>7536395
>easily dodges
Oh, c'mon. you can do it better. you can keep attacking, but i'm gonna dodge all the time
>>7536477
Ooookaaaay...?
>>7536498
I meant kissu.
>kissu
>>7536482
>Eggman-kun
>cancer
I mean
>>7536474
Ah, it is not a good idea to hide anything from вaш дpyг, Poccия. If it is important, please tell me.
Three days is good enough for you?
>>7536506
>That one time Yin called Eggman cancer and everyone lost their collective shit
Can we go back?
>>7536499
>And then the goat was fucked.
2 MINS
>>7536506
It's safe to say no ban can hold down our god.
>>7536516
No. Maybe one and a half week. Uh, can I talk to you privately?
>don't have to see Alfred's cancer because Awawa's code
Awawa kun~
>kiss
>>7536534
Then I can try my best to arrange a week or two for you. I don't know who you work for, but I can try as hard as I can.
...Can you define "privately"? Because I do not know how we would be able to do that.
>>7536444
Dying on the "game" doesn't count, you should already know that
>>7536417
I can't tell you more details little goat. to save the world you have to kill me
>>7536505
>still dodges
i d-don't even know you.. kissing strangers is not recommendable