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IS
ROLLINS !
HERE TO PRESENT YOU THE 50TH EDITION OF RIGGINSMANIA !
A certain person's dreams of glory may be currently in reconsideration, but you jabronies have the whole life ahead of you to make a name for yourselves.
But a lengthy existence doesn't necessarily mean one filled with opportunities, that's why it's important to grab every single one of them while they still can be grabbed.
After two embarrassing finishes in a row, RigginsMania needs a top talent to restore its prestige. Will you be that champion ? There's only one way to find it out.
> NAME
> IMAGE
> IF WE ARE UNABLE TO ASSUME YOUR GENDER IT'D BE NICE IF YOU PRECISED IT
REMINDER: NEVER, AND I MEAN NEVER, SHOW MERCY.
IT'S EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF IN THIS JUNGLE.
White Peak
Satou the Absolute Madman
The ghost of Seth's wife
>>7536561
Shii
Utsutsu
threadly reminder to ban Rikka from all of your games and not to engage with them
Chum Lee
Smolgore
Eggman-kun
X7-10
Rin Tohsaka
>>7536561
Korosensei
One pissed off pupper
Space Dandy
Ivan Braginsky
>>7536561
Fairy Leviathan
Tyuule
Sol Badguy
Maa
>>7536561
Fujiwara no Mokou
Olivia
>>7536561
SaniTY
Junko Enoshima
Labrys
Kotarou Tennouji
>>7536561
Rikka Takanashi
Reigen Arataka
Starlord
Nrvnqsr Chaos
Aliera Carstairs
>>7536561
Medic
>>7536561
Duncan
>>7536561
Nagisa Kaworu
>>7536561
Ayame Shaga
Magilou
Junpei Iori
>>7536561
Suz
>>7536561
Edge and Christian
THE BEST THERE EVER WAS
YA BOI
Vore
Ken-oh the Conquorer
Ban the Immortal
AJ's Ass
Cat
Tenten
Rubick
>>7536636
>pet
Plague Knight
>Reposting
>>7536444
Dying on the "game" doesn't count, you should already know that
>>7536417(asgore)
I can't tell you more details little goat. to save the world you have to kill me
>>7536505(anon)
>still dodges
i d-don't even know you.. kissing strangers is not recommendable
>7536604
kys cancer
>>7536627
why you gotta keep entering my filler like that man
Sylvie Paula Paula
Kevin Owens
>7536656
diemina
Ringabel
>>7536572
>pats
good night ustsutser
>>7536664
>zuccs
>>7536654
But...I don't wanna! Can'ya just not destroy the world? Pleeeeeeeease?
>>7536667
...Goodnight.
Senshougahara
Shiny Chariot
>>7536557
You know what. No one will care here so I don't care really. My alternate or extra ones where maybe run in to a my type od girl and maybe ask for date, or get old Soviet rifles to add to collection.
>>7536654
>tfw he dodges your kissu
Well. Gonna kms.
>>7536675
kenneth
>>7536675
>>7536656
>its okay when an oldfag hosts games in erp but god forbid a newfag try and meme
kys sanc scum
>>7536654
I mean the apocalypse came by here already. In 2077 America and China blasted the world a new after tensions went over the boiling point using nuclear fire as the rinsing machine to clean the world.
>>7536703
dude. Fix your hair.
>>7536704
>>its okay when an oldfag hosts games in erp
>implying
>>7536704
Name TWO (2) oldfags that host in ERP.
>>7536719
Izaya
Kamina
>>7536719
LF is one.
>>7536689
Ah, another gift! I apologize, I didn't understand how you worded it. So that is what you want as a gift for your birthday, дa?
I do not know about the girls, but the rifles will be more than enough for you. Out of sheer curiosity... What kind of girl?
Ruby hosts in erp too. ban her.
>7536704
>implying that anyone who hosts in erp shouldn't immediately be banned
plus Rikka is a total Nazi faggot who should go back to 8gag or pol or whatever hole they crawled out of
>>7536711
Aaaaand done! What do you think?
>>7536751
Would stick my dick in/10
>>7536678
I can't do anything about it, little goat. just try to kill me, i'm not gonna hurt you
>>7536691
WAIT, don't do that. i did it with a good reason!. you don't REALLY want to kiss an octopus, right?
>>7536710
But we are on 2017, mister. there's still a long wait for 2077
>>7536767
I suppose I should take that as a compliment.
>>7536773
What do'ya MEAN ya can't do anythin' about it?! You're the one who said he was gonna destroy it!
>>7536570
>breaks your fucking crayon
>>7536731
Someone my age or a bit older, who's also sweet and kind, like a girl who could tame my rage in seconds. And one who could help me raise the kid and be a good mother... Might be too specific, but I don't care.
>>7536657
Vorefags stick together
>>7536573
Reminder for you to kick the bucket as soon as possible.
A swap was already made in private to allow this based as fuck district to be completed.
You all got 5 minutes to may be generous for once in your life and give those late bloomers a chance to shine. Or not.
WRESTLING POWAH
>>7536775
Gay dudes are the best compliment givers. They make you feel like a million bucks
>>7536786
My crayon! Why would you do that?!
>7536804
>Not banning that newfag cancer
Wow you're shit lol. Kill yourself too
>>7536807
So you never produce one of those failed abortions you call "art" ever again.
>>7536773
I can tell. You are in an Old World city that hasn't become a hellhole with broken architecture and filled with abominations. That and only Old World nutcases would talk about ending the world if it hasn't been ended yet.
>>7536804
>>7536572
>>7536664
Swap him in, please.
>>7536818
ewwwwwwww
>>7536804
https://youtu.be/7xfHbUQ4pbU
Ministry of Darkness? As if I could get any less friendly. Hurry it up.
>>7536804
>>7536792
Ah... I... Am unsure if you will be able to find a girl so soon, but I do have a few ideas on who it could be... However, you already know about Katyusha, so there is no point in reminding you.
>>7536804
I am ready, with my pipe in hand and a vodka bottle in the other!
>>7536804
Paula can't believe she missed it! Wait, she's the last one in? Oh my gosh! I'm so excited!
>>7536804
My district is full of autists,But whatever, lets roll!
>>7536804
Let's go!
>>7536818
Cuuuutttteeee
>>7536592
>>7536683
Give the girl my spot. I am rather famished at the moment and it may effect my performance.
>>7536804
>>7536804
FInally, something that resembles a worthy challenge. My teammates don't look too half bad, either. Let's have some fun, shall we~?
>>7536833
slut
>>7536804
Lets. Kill. Everything.
>>7536807
>gives a box of brand new crayons
>>7536804
Is it possible to get a district change?
>>7536805
I know that all too well. I'd be stupid not to take a compliment, no matter who from.
>>7536818
What's this? A spot from an angel? I feel I am utmost undeserving of such an honor.
Nonetheless, I won't make you regret it, I will win this bout in both our names.
>>7536826
Katyusha? I might have forgotten. Who was she?
>>7536807
>gibs more crayons
>>7536804
Let's do this!
>>7536785
I have my reasons, goat child. and you don't need an explination about why i'm going to do it.
>>7536817
I don't know in what universe you live but... i'm sure the one destroying the world is going to be me
>tfw Junkos phone is white.
I dont know how to feel about this.
>>7536845
>dat PKM
>>7536814
But my drawings are really good! Everyone says so!
>>7536849
>The kitter is visibly distraught over her previous crayons being destroyed
>>7536872
>tfw my phone is white
sheeeit time to get a new one i guess
>>7536804
Yeah yeah... let's just hurry up with this.
>Ban
>>7536804
Two girls and a squad full of fighters. Now that's a team I can work with.
Even though... they might just form a distraction if they're too good looking. Eh... on a second inspection, it won't be a problem.
>>7536872
what?
>>7536857
She goes by a few names, but everyone... Back home, I must specify, knows her as "Katyusha".
Ukraine. Yekaterina? Irunya?
>>7536867
But I waaaant ooooone!
>>7536875
>dumps the new box, spilling the fresh crayons all over the palce
>>7536867
That is if you beat the Chinese and Americans in sixty years. Unless your universe is different then maybe you will have some luck. If you want advice, don't piss off the wrong people ever. I once met a courier in the Mojave wasteland that soon grew to take over and claim it all for himself
@7536813
> SETHING
>>7536852
Don't deny it Owens, I know you're secretly enjoying this moment. It's not every day that you get to share the spotlight with actual good wrestlers.
NO MORE SWAPS - HERE WE GO.
THE MADMAN GET TRICKED
SHE'S BACK AND MORE DANGEROUS THAN EVER.
>>7536924
Such grace...such fire..I can't move an inch!
>>7536924
We aren't going to fight? That's so lame! See you cuties around!
>>7536924
Y-Yeah! B-Be scared, hahah!
...pleasedon'tbitemeohjeezpleaseno...
>>7536924
Hey, you're supposed to slap it!
>>7536884
Oh yeah, forgot that. I may have a try at her. If I get lucky, you could become an uncle in a few jews
>>7536924
Oh man. You're REALLY not gonna like what happens next. See you in the ring.
>>7536924
>>7536943
Do you think this is fist bump worthy, or nah?
>>7536855
...Just do your best, and I'll be content with that. Good luck.
>>7536924
I can see you admiring my beauty. Please, no pushing, there's more than enough to go around~.
>>7536924
Hey look at me, im a shit tier chuuni with an eye patch, im so original holy shit.
>>7536924
Yeah, that's why you were clamoring just for a chance to face me and Jericho whenever you could
And nice job rigging the poll against me
>>7536924
>Rubick strokes his chin as his head moves erratically, considering the possibilities.
I suppose the automaton would make the best companion. These other ones don't look nearly as strong.
>>7536901
>Shii's eyes gleam and sparkle upon seeing all the new crayons dumped everywhere
I can draw so much with these!
>>7536924
>Shii runs backstage with an armload of crayons so she can continue to draw
>>7536924
Happy to see you too you quirky fucks
>>7536924
>[Laughs internally]
...Perhaps it wasn't the best idea to wear a coat while doing this. Can I just sing the lyrics instead? Ah, tenei te tangata, puhuru-huru...
>>7536956
If she comes I have only seen her here once, and it did not last very long. Perhaps it was my fault.
An uncle in a few Jews-- Years? I will wait until the day that happens. If I am lucky, maybe YOU will be the uncle instead!
Alright, hosting a game that isn't total cancer.
FIrst 24
-no loud house
-no long names
-no Rikka (or any of your other avas you stupid fuck)
>>7536995
>tfw no revy
>>7537002
Why is everything so orange
>>7537024
>SETHING
>>7536892
i'm teaching you a lesson, goat child, you can't get everything in life
>>7536917
you are underestimating my true power. if i want i can kill more than a million persons on one minute
>>7537024
kys
>>7536924
You thought chuunis were joking about their dark powers ? THINK AGAIN.
Eggbeast really isn't a favorite in my games.
A SLOBBERKNOCKER BREAKS OUT. STRANGELY THE TWO ALPHA MALES ARE THE ONES TO FALL.
A VALIANT FRESH FACE CHALLENGE THE PREVIOUS CHAMP. BIG MISTAKE.
You gotta be open-minded Gorey. I'm sure you'll be quite a fan of this tribute soon enough.
I know my crowd are pricks but I at least expected them to make an exception for their boy..
@7537024
> SETHING
>>7536924
You better be nice or I'm going to nibble your fingers.
>>7536993
>Starts doing kitten things, slapping and swatting them under furniture
>>7537044
It's the most popular club with all the boys here, and even some of the girls.
>>7537002
Years. Godammit mind went way off the fucking rails, that would be nice too. I was worried about getting with Katyusha because I coud end up as your brother-in-law
One time when I was in school this kid had a mad crush on a girl from the year above, he followed her about like a little dog but never actually spoke to her. He was just always around her, whenever she was in the library, he sat a few seats away and pretended to read books while she talked with friends
Whenever she was in the Cafeteria, he would sit just behind her. One time we were in the art classroom, she was busy doing her final year project while our class was being taught about the golden ratio in artwork.
She dropped a pencil and it rolled under our desk somewhere, she asked me if I saw it, I had a look around underneath my chair, this autistic retard, sitting opposite me, looked up and said with a straight face "THEY'RE TAKING THE PENCILS TO ISENGARD!!!"
She looked at him in utter confusion and disgust, he stammered "it's from l-lord of the rings hehe", then looked down into his lap
She took her stuff and moved across the room, after class finished I saw when he got up a small dark patch on his jeans.
to this day it was the cringiest shit I've ever seen in my entire life until I saw >>7537024
>>7537025
So cry about it.
>>7537044
Fan fucking tastic.
>>7537044
IT'S MY SHOW
>>7537044
GET ME OUT OF THE CARPET ALREADY YOU JERKS!
>>7537044
>She is glowing with the glee only a child could have, clapping wildly at the performance.
Ooh do it again! Again! Encore for my friends please!
>>7537040
I don't care! I just don't wanna see'ya destroy the world! Stop it!
>>7537044
Ewwww! Lemme go!
>>7537026
Did I just not tell you not to ask why everything is so orange?
It is the lighting!
>>7537044
...
Why are my hands bleeding? Is this some sort of practical joke? I need to look for the bandages.
>>7537064
In a few Jews. Soviet, I have never laughed so hard until now. Thank you.
You would? Belarus would kill you if that was the case. On the off chance that you do somehow see her... Treat her nicely, okay? She has had it rough recently.
How would I even be an uncle, anyway...?
>>7537044
I'll have you know that my clothes were made by the finest tailor in the land, with many magical gems woven into the outfit itself. Two "fashion police" ought to have more taste than this, surely.
>>7537044
I couldn`t see who was behind me when he/she go for lethal.
Not fucking fair..
>>7537091
By why is the lighting orange?
>>7537060
>>7537044
Sorry, not interested. Go put on some clothes, would ya?
>>7537040
>once you finish talking he types in his power armor, "So grammar isn't this White Glove ripoff's strong suit."
And this courier has killed hundreds of deathclaws, many Ghost People in the Sierra Madre, fought off lobotomites and rabid cyberdogs, and got in and out of the Divide in once piece.
>>7536965
I probably would, but I don't want this demon to get the upper hand on is.
Someone strutting their body so beautifully can only want one thing, our deaths.
>>7536966
Why, I wouldn't present anything less for you, my dear.
>>7537044
I'm offended, I myself, and my friend here, think we look fabulous.
>>7537091
That is if she doesn't give me a personal vasectomy and drag my body for Alfred's drones to see, but I will be very nice. I like being alive you know Ivan.
>>7537089
The only form to stop me is by killing me, but if you don't want to.... i'm gonna kill your loved ones first
>>7537107
Ghost people, sierra madre?. i don't understand
>>7537113
>Throws bucket of ice cold water over you
>>7536859
>at this point she's carrying so many crayons in her ears they are dropping to the floor
Thank you for the crayons mister!
>>7537056
Hey don't get those under the furniture or we will never get them back!
>>7537044
Your clothes are terrible but it's not too late to change. For now you will be fined for your carelessness.
>>7537159
>arms
>how the fuck
>>7537100
Because my sisters thought the picture would look better if it was orange.
I would have made it white since snow looks better...
>>7537143
It would not be the most pleasant thing to look at. Just tread carefully, and who knows what will happen?
Just in case, I will guard you and make sure you won't get hurt. It is easy!
>>7537150
What, why?! What did I do?!
>>7537159
>carrying them in her ears
I'm sorry what
>>7537103
Suit yourself! You probably couldn't handle my pokemon anyways.
>>7537152
>As the bucket of water covers his entire body, suddenly he's naked.
Come in, the waters fine.
>>7537113
You mean like everyone else around here?
>>7537044
Sorry miss, but your fan kind of took the joke out of me when he bumped me with his wheelchair.
>He smiles, albeit jittery, while he's looking at the girl.
Well... what can I say? It wasn't my intention to make him fall down a staircase, I was just trying to get a warning across. You know? Nobody expects a wheelchair to travel half the hallway and down the stairs, that's like magic...
>>7537192
Why? Wont your boyfriend get angry?
>>7537186
>not carrying crayons in your ears
look at him and laugh
HELLO PILOT
Seth Sama?!
>>7537159
>Maa keeps it up, knocking more crayons into the deep, dark, depths of the couch. If Shii doesn't act fast, soon all of them will be gone.
>>7537232
he said the image resolution was too high
>>7537243
D-damn
>15 minutes
>no slide
lmao does someone want to tell me why seth is a good host again?
>>7537219
So close but wrong! That's not my name. Try try again!
>>7537246
>pic
>>7537255
Kys Rikka
> IMAGE RESOLUTION IS TOO LARGE
NO WAY FAG.
As the tributes were peacefully killing each others..
THE JANITORS INVADED THEM.
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES FOOLS.
M E M E S
E
M
E
S
@7537255
> SETHING
>>7537191
Can't handle your what now? I'm not up to date on whatever weird-ass fetishes there are, but I'm here for bounties. Hurry up and move aside so I can get on with my work.
>>7537255
He's got image resolution problems, insensitive newfag.
>>7537246
Hurt my sister and you might just get another person chasing you. Not me, but Ukraine.
She may be a nation, but just give her a picture of me and she MIGHT be distracted enough to let you go. Would you want to be her slave?
>>7537277
What is going on?
>>7537277
You're a meanie!
>>7537277
>he had to turn it into a gif
HOLY FUCK SETH HOW BIG WAS THE SLIDE
>>7537198
Exactly! You can't tell me that someone strutting so wildly wants anything but our heads on a platter.
>>7537204
It's quite simple, actually. I don't have one. So please, stop your complaining and get in.
>>7537179
You are not trying to kill me, do it before i kill your loved ones
>>7537277
Why are you all ignoring me? I'm over here! Look at me!
>>7537306
But I'm scared.
>>7537277
A noble and valiant sacrifice. You will not be forgotten.
>>7537316
All you have to be able to do is put a layer over a gif and you're considered the best host? Shit, standards really have dropped.
>>7537311
Uhh...UHHHH...
>Smolgore manifests a trident and throws it at the being.
TAKE THAT!
>>7537316
>white knighting
>>7537286
My pokemon, like Lycanroc here! You'd better at least have one if you want to bust any of those Team Numbskull members creeping around recently.
>>7537238
>spanks you and picks all the crayons up
>>7537277
You're going to get what you deserve before this is finished.
>>7537277
I'd play Taps or something but I can't play anything but a kazoo... LATER!
>>7537306
I mean, you're not wrong. It happens a lot around here
>>7537277
Man... who would've thought a cat would rat us all out.
>He looks at the cat before being dragged away.
I mean, that cat can't even talk. How did they even find us because of a cat? Man, this better be a joke or else I'm on the sidelines because of a mistake.
>>7537336
>white knighting a man
????
>>7537332
>implying there was ever good standards
we wuz always shit desu
>>7537334
That's the spirit!.
>He dodges the trident
But having the spirit is not enough to kill someone
And so they pretty much all died.
(Not) The End.
@7537322
@7537332
> SETHING
>>7537305
AT LEAST *THIS* BIG MY DUDE
>>7537277
>This slide background, holy shit man.
>He cuts and runs as Ringabel dives for the hotpockets.
Tch...stupid kid...reminds me of Kiske. Hopefully he won't ask for any favors after this.
>>7537337
Really? Some puppy is what I need? The only pet I need is my Junkyard Dog right here.
>The sword's casing opens, and he loads a few shells into it before it closes again.
I'm sure I'll be fine.
>>7537295
Did you miss the worst part дeбил? I don't. That actually may work. Just keep a photo of you have her fetch it. But recently she may have started fawning over for America than you. So take that as you may.
What's with the people failing to properly reply to others? Is it a meme here?
>>7537372
Shit!
>wipes sweat off of forehead
T-that's big!
>>7537359
If the highest standard has always been "know how to use editing software" then maybe you're right.
>>7537392
They're either all dead, still typing or asleep, f.am.
>>7537392
>It's a passive agressive way to reply to someone without giving them a (you)
>>7537371
...Huh?
Uhh...do I need more magic?
It's cringe how people have to tell us how good Seth is and get unnecessarily hyped over little shit.
>>7537372
You two are better suited for each others. I'm already taken.
T-they're selling E&C plushies ?
..That wallet's gonna feel empty very soon.
>>7537377
Wait, you're not going to hurt anyone, right? That looks dangerous!
>>7537436
Vote for Paula! If she was the president there will be free candy for everyone!
>>7537423
kys Junko
>>7537428
Just keep fanboying like a cringy little autist.
>>7537257
HELLO PILOT, I AM SECONDARY.CORE.ORDINATING. RIGHTEOUS. CATACLYSMIC. HEAT
OR S.C.O.R.C.H.
>>7537436
Hand me the soap, I'm gonna need a lot of it
>>7537422
You need a lot of things, goat child. but is because you're still a child.
>>7537385
If she goes for America then I will kill him. I may not approve of her going for him, but we Slavs have STANDARDS.
Any picture will do. Worst case scenario, she ignores it. I don't want to list the best scenarios.
>>7537436
WHAT WE NEED IS SOMEONE TO LEAD PROPERLY. NEITHER OF YOU ARE FIT FOR THE JOB!
Mother Russia has this presidential race all taken care of. All we need is a bit of time, and all will become one with me.
>>7537436
>Rubick takes off his robe, dipping his feet in the hot spring and letting out a relaxed "ahhh." He keeps his mask on, however.
Lovely.
>>7537436
>He pushes and shoves through the army of fangirls.
'Scuse me, coming through, piss off!
>>7537455
What do you think it's for? Of course I'm going to hurt someone if push comes to shove. It'd be stupid not to.
Can smell the asshurt all the way from here.
>>7537436
Never thought I'd see the day the Hollywood Blondes reunite.
Medic is in need of medical help. Spoiler alert: Nobody came.
That ice skate must have been huge to hit four people at once.
RIGGINSMANIA
IS
ROLLUPS
Rikka, you're a disgusting piece of human garbage who should legitimately kill yourself for the sake of the human race. Nobody likes you. You're the scum of the Earth and I can guarantee you'd die alone if you live out the rest of your miserable existence. So why not just end it all now. There are guides out there on how to make a noose and rope is cheap. Just do it now you cancerous piece of shit. Fuck off and kill yourself
>>7537495
why tho
>>7537468
But...what about when I grow up? I'm gonna be big n'strong n'awesome!
>>7537457
>(You)
The only problem I have with Seth is that he hasn't made my winscreens yet.
>>7537423
And you faggots wonder why nobody likes fucking hosting anymore.
>>7537493
>Rubick stifles a laugh as Junpei leaves the ring.
Oh my. I would be very embarrassed to be in his position.
>>7537469
I could make three that will you may not like, it involves a few hours and fingers. That's all I will go. About her feelings for America. She might have been a bit tipsy as she said so take that as you may.
>>7537459
I'm only asking. Or was it Yin instead that got you salty instead, hm? :^^^^^^^)
>>7537460
So, so close again. Maybe next time! Secondary Core Ordi- That's too much too remember. Paula will just call you SCORCH! SCORCH! Why do you keep calling Paula Pilot?
>>7537493
That was rad! You almost thought you would win! Wowwie. I never touched a guy this way before. Can Paula and you stay this way for a few hours? Pretty please?
Aussa, you're a disgusting piece of human garbage who should legitimately kill yourself for the sake of the human race. Nobody likes you. You're the scum of the Earth and I can guarantee you'd die alone if you live out the rest of your miserable existence. So why not just end it all now. There are guides out there on how to make a noose and rope is cheap. Just do it now you cancerous piece of shit. Fuck off and kill yourself
>>7537516
No, we wonder why no one will make a game that isn't complete horse shit that relies on stupid gimmicks.
>>7537493
Here lies a pile of corpses, and Dandy who's knocking himself against the wall for falling for a freakin' rollup.
>>7537511
Of course you will be. but if you don't kill me, you're dreams are never going to become true
>>7537515
I love you
>>7537493
...
There are enough nations here already, but Ukraine would be nice. Yes, it would be nice.
>>7537529
F-Fingers? Soviet, let's please try to keep it kid-friendly. No one wants to know about a sister's "affections" for her brother...
I am hoping. I do not dislike America as much any more, but I do not want him to be with Belarus. Этo бyдeт имeть кaтacтpoфичecкиe пocлeдcтвия.
>>7537540
A game is a game.
People with these fucking absurd standards on what a game should or shouldn't be is what turns off hosts.
guys okarin died
>>7537551
But...how can I kill'ya if I can't do it now?!
>+1
>>7537540
Be the change you want to see in the world. You've got my full support brosef.
>>7537547
I share that sentiment strongly
Just a normal day for Rubbick
..I really need to engage someone to fix these damn shredders..
That's not nice.
I'd be fearing for my life if I were you Paula. Good thing I'm not.
>>7537583
You have all the time of world before I destroy it, just keep practicing.
>>7537553
>Adachi
>>7537607
This was a mistake probably
>>7537493
Nah, it's a normal sized skate. Must've been going fast enough to pierce through...where did this thing even come from?
>>7537607
Hey, Ruskie, catch.
>He passes the thing to Ivan, only to see it soar back over his head.
Welp. Nice going? He's not getting that back soon. Or in one piece.
>>7537607
>Rubick swings the cool-ass demon sword a couple of times, admiring the trail of fire that follows his swings.
Hell was a lot nicer this time around. Lucifer's probably causing some havoc up on the surface right now.
>>7537607
Sylvie has a soulmate? This is the greatest news of her life! She hopes that he is super cute and handsome and tall and not too tall and doesn't have a beard and...
>>7537618
But I already do that! I train a lot with Undyne n'we're both really strong already!
>>7537495
>Here's a complimentary (you). Now don't spend it all in one place, you little rapscallion, you
>>7537531
I AM BUILT TO ASSIST THE PILOT. BECAUSE OF THIS I CANNOT SPEAK THE PILOTS NAME.
>Comes out just for Seth's game because I don't care about the game, I just care about supporting a naive friend of mine who still loves something I don't give a shit about anymore and honestly think it's worthless, but I'll enter my tribute to show my halfassed support and ignore the rest of the game
>>7537659
But you can say all of these others words! It's easy! Paula must be in your words somewhere. Say it!
>>7537607
F E A S T I M E
These modern-day knights really have no manners
THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE BETTER THAN YOU
BAN LEARNED IT THE HARD WAY
MANIACAL X7-10 !
..just leave me and my drunken stupor alone. I drink in secret to forget some irrelevant no names said mean things to me..
Trust her Shii. Nothing good can come out of this "being".
Get rekt ISIS enthusiast.
>>7537652
Really?. then why i'm not dead yet?.
>>7537575
TFMJSZVXNVIFSHHHHHH! I said I won't get deeper into that! But don't worry about Alfred, his relationship is... exotic to say the least. His new girl is Muffet, the local spider lady, who also shares same feelings with the Westerner.
>>7537684
>She runs a great distance before even saying a word to her. Her words are going as fast as her heart, making it hard to hear.
The pie is boysenberry! Don't eat it, she probably made that food up!
>>7537684
I lost? That infernal device was scarcely worth my time anyways.
>>7537684
Suffocation really isn't that bad a way to go, at least
>>7537684
C-Can I have some vodka, too? P-Please? I know you drank it all, but there might be some more left!
>>7537709
Thank you! God knows if someone might hear about it and get the wrong idea! Or worse... They might want to see it HAPPEN.
...So... He fell in love with a spider woman?
>Ivan pauses, before, looking at an empty bottle of vodka he had in his coat.
Did I have too much to drink? That sounds too bizarre.
>>7537665
That oddly specific statement really tickled my neurons by a small but considerable margin.
>>7537684
Unlikely alliances are taking forms.
FINALLY THE FATED CONFRONTATION BETWEEN THE CREATOR AND THE FAILED LAB EXPERIMENT IS ABOUT TO GO DOWN
But first bae I need me some of that rad drink, you know the one.
..Huh, it tastes weirder than usual.
BLAME X7-10. SHAME HIM.
I wholeheartidly share the feeling my lovable people.
>>7537684
>DESTROYED!
Better luck next time, chump. No one fights like I do, but you're free to get your shit kicked in free of charge.
>Local Fighting Game Character Takes EVO 2017
>>7537757
You may have insulted my taste in fashion, but I'm willing to look pass that in order to work together. I'm...not exactly sure what use you will be of to me, though...
>>7537690
Well, I-I-I tried, but uhh..I, uhh...can I please kill you?
>>7537679
IT IS AGAINST MY PROGRAMMING TO PILOT.
>>7537757
>Pic related explains it all in a single, conpact image.
>>7537756
I SAID DON'T GO DEEPER MУДAК БЛЯTЬ!
>after you say that, Soviet goes up to your face and checks it if the cheeks are red from the alcohol
Your face is fine.
>pushes you a little bit to check if you are bit wobbly from the vodka
>>7537773
Try it, is the only thing i'm letting you do
>>7537757
Oh my gosh! Paula's getting so pixelly! ThIS is-i-is SOoOOoo Co-
>Paula.exe stopped working.
>>7537757
F FREAKIN' 5
>>7537776
GOOD LORD THIS IS WORSE THAN REGULAR GORE.
I NEED TO ASSIGN BODYGUARDS TO THOSE SHITTY GEARS.
>Tfw the Plague Knight entry was filler
>>7537802
IT IS HUMAN CURIOSITY! It is like a slippery slope, or something similar to that effect! Don't blame me!
>Ivan takes one step back, before he comes to the realization that he ISN'T sober and Soviet WAS telling the truth.
>Russian laughter ensues.
So let me get this straight - Aмepикa влюбилacь в пayкa?
>>7537774
This pilot sounds like a real meanie then! Who is Pilot because Paula will talk to him. She's real good at conniving people!
>>7537855
>really good at conniving people
???
https://discord.gg/ShT6EtM
>>7537821
These schemes must make you want to gauge your own eye-balls. I'd be keeping a gun with a bullet in my pocket if I were you, Ivan.
I'd move out of the way if an ugly came jumping in my face too.
That tag team didn't last long..
HOLD ON A SECOND I RECOGNIZE THAT LOTT-
>>7537909
Jesus Shii...
moe's tavern, who is this?
>>7537915
hugh mungus
>>7537882
That word came out of Paula's mouth? She meant convincing!
>>7537807
Fine!
>Smolgore launches a few more tridents and fires them at the creature.
>>7537838
>Maybe not for much longer. Stay tuned.
>>7537909
THE DEADLY TRAPS STRIKE ONCE AGAIN
FINAL 5 BOYZ
>>7537915
Hey it's me, your cousin. Remember that free drink you owe me ? Yeah it'll one Delirium Tremens please.
>>7537915
Is Mike Rotch there?
>>7537915
Can you page a Ms. Mandakis? First name is Anita.
>>7537909
>Rubick's body twitches for a moment before finally resting, blood spurting from his head. His last thoughts were "if only I had been blessed with God's Strength" and "how did this even happen"
>>7537915
Yes, you wouldn't happen to have a Killyors Elf?
Santa can't seem to find him.
>>7536799
fair enough
>>7537932
FUCKING SAVAGE BAN
>>7537932
It'll be*
You sniveling grammar nazis have seen nothing, understood ?
Gentle reminder to deposit your most treasured belongings to YA BOI's grave. It'll make him feel really happy in heaven.
>>7537915
I'm calling for a Jazz. First name's Hugh.
>>7537915
Kihihihi! Is Sylvie Paula Paula there?
>>7537915
Never mind that. Is Knee Grow there?
>>7537855
YOU ARE PILOT, PILOT.
>>7537915
HELLO THIS IS SCORCH
>>7537929
>he still dodges except for one trident, destroying his left tentacle
>>7537850
No they won't. Is late enough at night people don't care what we talk about anyway. And yes I am not bullshitting you. Then again he is American, and when you can have the freedom to be into some weird shit. I can't blame him.
>>7537975
Destiny has something in store for X7-10 and the ghost of a former atrocity.
>>7538018
H-Hey! Uhh...did I do it? Are you dead?
>>7537932
Everyone says that I am scary and is incredibly cruel to everyone. I'm not that bad, am I?
...Am I?
>>7538025
You would be surprised. People read EVERYTHING, Soviet. They are not stupid, and will be quick to point things out if they want to.
I'm stumped. Can you imagine the reactions when it happened? How would his boss react?
>>7538029
This is wrong on so many levels.
I refuse. We will sleep in the snow.
>>7538015
Paula's the pilot? She wasn't expecting this twist at all! She can't convince herself! Paula's just too crazy! Pilot has an idea. Open up!
>>7538029
IS HE LYING ? IS HE TELLING THE TRUTH ?
IS THE PRESSURE GETTING TOO HIGH FOR OUR LOCAL ABOMINATION ?
THE CROWD'S ONE WAS TOO MUCH FOR X7-10.
>>7538082
Poor robotboy.
>>7537924
Hy' is there a hugh mungus here? I'm looking for a hugh mungus here!
>>7537932
Is there a Delirium Tremens here?
>>7537941
Hey fellas have you seen a Mike Rotch here?
>>7537951
Anita Mandakis! Is there a Anita Mandakis here?
>>7537963
Killyors Elf are you here?
>>7537981
Hey I'm looking for a Hugh Jazz here! Is there a Hugh Jazz in the house?
>>7537992
Hey fellas have you seen a Sylvie Paula Paula here?
>>7538005
Is there a Knee Grow in the house?
>>7538015
Uh hello there scorch...
>>7538082
THE BEST FORM OF ASSIST IS TO NOT HELP AT ALL.
>>7538097
How would I know, duh ? You're the bartender here, and I want my beer NOW.
>>7538097
>>7538030
Nope, i just lost my tentacle. and now..
>he regenerates his left tentacle
Ta-dah!. i have my tentacle back. not bad for an amateur
>>7538097
Kahahahaha! Made you look! Buh bye now!
>>7538125
Huh?
...Can'ya live forever if'ya can do that?
>>7538097
You just got fucking pranked baby!
Haha!
Now THAT'S how you prank! None of that shitty "first 24" shit!
>>7538097
Hello. Is Mr Freely there? First name I.P.
>>7538119
YOUR FINAL 3 LADIES AND GENTLEMAN.
WHO WILL COME OUT ALIVE OF THIS TRIPLE THREAT AND CLAIM THE 50TH RIGGINSMANIA CHAMPIONSHIP ?
WE'LL FIND OUT NEXT THREAD.
http://www.strawpoll.me/12264992
>>7538206
>Kissu
>>7538208
The cutest guy will win of course! Good things always happen to cute people!
>>7538119
How am I supposed to give you a beer if you are calling me from god know what?>>7538157
GOD DAMN ANOTHER PRANK CALL! GAH!
>>7538198
Now listen here you little shit I can trace this call right now if I want to but I won't because I actually have something better to do in my life than to listen to your mentally retarded voice.
>>7538206
Is there a Mr.I.P. Freely In here?
>>7538097
A Hello, can you check if there is a Ilike Incest there. Im pretty sure a guy by the name of ILike Incest is there.
>>7538160
Not exactly, every time i lost one of my tentacles i get slower and slower. if you really want to kill me you should aim at my tie
>>7538224
What was that for?
>>7538251
Make sure you're in a bathroom when doing such an act.
>>7538266
Uhhh...okay!
>Smolgore launches a few tridents at the creature's tie.
>>7538068
If comrade. If. As for how Trump will take it. I guess he won't care as long as he doesn't bring illegals or help terrorists... Alfred can smash her as much as he likes
>Ya have discord m8?