ITT: Pokemon are real. What was your first pokemon? Info:

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>>7518245
I have reasons to not want the tree to win.

>>7518255
About five minutes, I'm sending Hal over there to guide you.

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>>7518262
My first friend was a fennekin

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>>7518236
>>7518252
NOT FAIR, ONE V ONE ME LIKE REAL MEN
>punches a hole into ultraspace and jumps the fuck into there

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>>7518281
.... weird question but how do you even eat stuff? do you like french fries?

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>>7518284
>Nihilego waves sadly at Buzz leaving their game
>But gives the tree another hug to make him feel less hurt

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>>7518245
Still not cool to call them freaks.
I don't know their intentions either, they started dancing and then suddenly they started fighting.

>>7518255
Alright...that clears up where they came from at least.
This is still the most strange thing I've seen in a while. Also thanks for translating, I wish I was able to understand them as easily as you.

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>>7518255
Yo. Sorry, dude. Buzz was harshing us.
>>7518284
See ya, roid rage.
>>7518303
>Hug Nihil.
Whats up, jellz?

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>>7518297
There's a special way one eats a French fry.

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>>7518297
Like every other human, with the mouth.
(maybe I should go back to the cameras and avoid further confusion)

>>7518314
>kissu

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>>7518262
Myself, I guess.

>>7518281
Why not...? Did I miss something?

>>7518284
...Uh, allight. Gahdbai, I fink?

>>7518314
Ah, allight. ...My name is Zeta, a Polygon-Z. Might I ask who you ale, and whele you cahm flom?

>>7518335
(...Wait, you're not a Magneton?)

>>7518335
(woops sorry i havent been around long enough. sorry about that)

>>7518321
Lewd.

>>7518351
>fail
>You end up kissing an exposed wire.
>>7518354
Uh, Xurkitree. I come from Ultra Space, dude.
(And yeah Streambro is a human.)
-Xurkitree, not eating image limit up rn

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>Deoxys casually pours himself another cup of tea.

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>>7518354
Let's say he is becoming a security issue.
>Hal dispatched to location

(I thought I had avoided confusion with the introductions yesterday, sorry about that)

>>7518381
(Haha it happens. Orrefag also avatarfags as his main pokemon as well (a Crobat), in case he shows up again)

>>7518389
(Indeed)

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>>7518389
>Nihilego laughs and pokes the now fried human
>>7518314
>Up? Nihilego points at the ceiling

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>>7518389
Xulkitlee... an intellesting name. Werh, wercome to... uh... hele. I'm not actuarry sule what this dimension is known as, as I hafe onry efer lefelled to it as home. Might ah... Might I ask why you hafe cahm to our dimension?

>The Porygon-Z panics a bit now- this was an important moment for at the very least him, if not the entirety of the dimension- how do you greet such beings...?!

>>7518460
...What kind of security issues...? I-I mean, I haven't talked to him much but he seems all right...
(Gah, whoops. Sorry, man.)

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>>7518321
Like one at a time? Or just digging in?

>>7518307
ok fine... It was a little bit rude... I have been told I have a big mouth.

>>7518490
>Tree stands his full twelve feet, having to hunch a bit to not smack his head against the ceiling.
>He helps Nihil up higher.
This good, dude?
>>7518495
Ehhhh, mostly just crashing here because Ultra Space is kinda crowded.
You see a guy with a big mouth and big claws? I've been lookin' for him ever since some dudes in white split us up.

-Xurkitree, still not eating image limit up too much, close to taking a bite though.

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>>7518495
I seem to remember him being alright.
Although he spooked the fuck out of that batter guy earlier.
I don't know if I should be worried for you or relieved.

>>7518507
I'm not surprised by that. Not even slightly.

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>>7518517
I hafe not, I aporigize. But wercome again. I ah... I wourd suggest realning the rocar ranguage if youl staying, though... might herp things smooth out...?

>>7518530
Yeah, he seems all right. He says he's simply come here to stay because his home dimension became crowded. I ah... I guess we should chalk any earlier difficulties to language barrier?

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>>7518495
Aiding pokemon that want good men killed, that kind of security issues.
That and the whole thing with batter man.
>Hal ready for return trip

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>>7518530
well uuhh... I do not think i do!

>>7518564
Can you ask them what they eat? hopefully not us?

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>>7518564
I uh...maybe? I don't know man.
There are definitely some communication issues but he straight up just picked that guy off the ground.
Also what >>7518611 said, it seemed like he and some other Pokemon were going to go after some police officer.

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>>7518564
Man I hope GZ is doing okay.
Uh, yeah I'm gonna drop back into Ultra Space for a bit anyway.
If Jellz gets out of hand just yell and I'll be back.
>Portal outie

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>>7518517
If you're talking about guzzlord, he's been captured and is currently traveling with an ex-aether employee who went ballistic and slaughtered the rest of his coworkers.

I haven't heard much of him since then, he said he was going to lay low for a while.

>>7518517
>Nihilego giggles and searches among the ceiling boards
>It grabs the hidden candy jar and offers a lollipop to Xurkitree
>>7518677
>Or not
-N's Nihilego, lacking in images for phone reasons atm

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>>7518611
>>7518644
Wait what?!

>>7518638
All right.

>>7518517
Uh, speaking of smoothing things o-

>>7518677
...Oh.

>>7518700
...I assume you ale "Jerrz"? I ah... I need to go fol a few leasons, don't do anyfing lash, arr light?

>Goes with Hal to Streambro

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>>7518507
I have yet to actually eat a French fry, so to speak, but I've heard of how it's done in theory.
Currently I've just bitten one.

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>>7518677
He's your friend? Sorry I'll try to hurry up on letting the guy go free.
>>7518698
Yeah sorry I haven't posted. I had to wipe out a Cipher base and avoid getting murdered by high ranking IP employees.

I've been reading through the documents they were trading.
Apparently some people in the IP are assisting criminal organizations. Cipher, Rocket, Aqua/Magma, Skull , Flare. The "Pokemon Crime Squad"? Whatever the fuck that is.
I noticed Galactic isn't on here, I think they're working to help people now, right?

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>>7518714
>Some minutes of high speed cyberspace travel later

Welcome to Casa de Streambro. Pllease make yourself comfortable on this desk slash operating table and turn off the pain algorithms, or just shutdown completely if you aren't too fond of things going into your eye sockets.

>>7518761
WHAT

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>>7518720
You NEVER had french fries yet? You absolutely have to! How do you just bite one?

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>>7518761
I should mention that Plasma isn't on here for obvious reasons.
>>7518774
I'm looking through a fucking lot of documents, right now. I feel like the fucking Edward Snowden of- Arceus guide me.
I'm reading that 100kr is supposed to stay out of any IP activities from henceforth. ANyone got any idea whose codename that is?

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>>7518761
...I KNEW I HAD FORGOTTEN SOMETHING IMPORTANT.
As soon as you disappeared I started making plans to come and investigate, but well...I guess I forgot.
I'm so sorry dude.

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>>7518761
I was under the presumption that Flare and Galactic had been permanently disbanded with the loss of their leaders.
>>7518778
I've never had the opportunity to get a French Fry before this.
I've only bitten one because a French Fry isn't something you just jump into. I have more taste than that.
>>7518810
>100kr
That fucker.

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>>7518774
>Zeta lays down on the operating desk.
I ah... I'm gonna turn off, yeah. See you in a bit...

>Zeta shuts down before he finds out about Aether assisting criminal organizations.

>>7518810
(...Edward Snowden being a man that exposed the Kanto and Johto governments as working for Team Rocket, surely)

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>>7518761
>>7518810
Nice.

Although that sounds like I need to get back to work soon. I wish you luck for not getting shot on your travels, friend.

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>>7518810
Fucking hell.
The worst part is the pokemon darknedgy murder squad might have been planning this for far more than I thought at first.
And sorry, I don't know a 100kr..

>>7518837
...until maybe now.

Welp, time to work on this porygonZ, he might not want to miss on these developments.

>>7518845
>a small porygon camera, still sealed in an antistatic bag
>screwdrivers off different sizes
>pliers and other necessary tools
Damn, this eye has been completely burned out.

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>>7518823
You're fine, dude. I appreciate it.
I came under ownership of some old ass firepower from a few of the crates they were trading.
>>7518837
Galactic is running under Saturn as a research industry as far as I know.
The info on Flare might be old, these documents seems to have been written up a few years ago. A lot of black marker used.
Who is 100kr?
>>7518877
Yeah. IP is making an acquisition for an old military base outside of Orre borders.
I'm moving there now. Apologies if posts are a bit short from here on.
>>7518901
Listen, everyone is a target to this IP group. Stay off the grid. I can't even tell if this is some cutoff from them or the whole damn place.

>>7518901
>That it has- the internal circuitry was fried, and a few lenses were shattered. Luckily, the frying didn't go down into the logic board that connected to the rest of the Porygon.

-Zeta

>>7518920
>I came under ownership of some old ass firepower from a few of the crates they were trading.
What is it?

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>>7518920
He's often know by the name of Looker. I have no idea what his real name is. Short brown hair and wears a brown trench coat over a suit, if you need a physical description.

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>>7518837
...those must have been some fancy french fries....

>>7518920
you look like you could eat a whole bunch of french fries!

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>>7518446
>Darkrai pours himself another cup of tea.
So how was the flight here?

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>>7518955
...and now to put the eye cover back in place.
>click
There.
>pokes the back of the head, starting up Zeta back to life

>>7518920
Can't really stay off the grid, all I can do is put more emphasis on sniffing out known IP channels for relevant info.
Anonymity and distance from the events help in my case.

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>>7518920
>Jumps on ship heading to Orre
Well, I'm on my way back to Orre now.
If you ever need a place scouted out when I arrive, let me know.

If you destroyed one of their bases then they're probably scrambling to hide any other secrets they have elsewhere.

>>7519015
>Zeta whirrs softly as he returns to the land of the living.

Booting... booting... booting... waaaah. Blue. Veryveryveryveryblue... oh. Recalibrating... phew. All right.

>Zeta sits up and looks over to Streambro.
What'd I miss?

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>>7518989
Not necessarily - I just prefer not to jump into something I have no experience with.

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>>7518962
A tommy gun and an old double barreled shotgun.
I destroyed the rest of the crates.
>>7518967
Looker? Fuck.
I'm pretty far out of Orre's borders now. You wouldn't be able to spare some kind of Plasma backup, would you?
I'm going to be sneaking into a military base that could be crawling with corrupt IP.
>>7518989
Sorry I'm a human. I just post my partner pokemon because its easier to recognize.
>>7519015
Listen. I need details on an old military base. Out of the borders of Orre.
I can't remember the name, Station 51 or something.
>>7519032
Thanks amigo. Sorry if these posts come out sounding rushed I'm sort of between pure rage and an anxiety attack.

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>>7519056
Basically, the International Police is not to be trusted. Well, even less than the usual, and for the second or third time in under a month.

>>7519099
Area51?
That's from the same era as the ICBMs Aether uncovered, but less nukes and more... weird military experiments. Rumors of extraterrestrial beings as well.
And like any military base of old, lots of weapons.

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>>7519099
If you require assistance, I've recently come into some faster transportation and could likely meet you near the base.

I could also bring some 'gifts' as well, if you would like.

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>>7519015
whoa that is so cool!

>>7519056
You are super cool!

>>7519097
french fries are easy though! I just dive right in...

>>7519099
oh is guzzlord a cool dude?

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>>7519099
>>7519159
W-waitwait, what? That... that's not good... Extraterrestrial beings? You mean like Xurkitree, or... like Deoxys...?

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>>7519159
Can you dig up any maps or anything? I don't care if they're old I just need something to know what I'm going up against.
>>7519168
I'll give you a post after I've scouted the place out. Not anywhere near it yet.
>>7519171
Yeah he's a lot nicer than I thought he'd be, I think he's a little scared of me.
Especially after I turned an IP agent into shotgun soup.
>>7519186
I think so. Maybe more like Beheeyem. I think there's only one Deoxys on Earth.
Fuck, they could have anything down there.

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>>7519209
Shotgun... sou...

...What's a shotgun?

>Innocent and ignorant poreh is innocent and ingnorant

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>>7519209
I know there were some pretty important documents still in the Eclo Canyon base, mostly digital stuff on a server. Some paper files too.
It's either still there or buried like the rest of the base, last time I was there they hadn't been touched but that was a few weeks ago...

I'll willing to bed they probably have stuff lying around in other abandoned bases too, I remember Orrefag saying that the Shadow Pokemon Lab still had the power running when he explored it. Yet nobody was there.

Again, this was weeks ago, but worth checking out just in case.

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>>7519209
Alright, I'll go gas up the chopper and make sure it won't explode.

Again.

>>7519255
A projectile weapon in which several, many, or a singular large piece[s] of lead is[are] projected at high velocities.

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>>7519186
Hell I know, might be beheeyem, might be the first sighted clefairies. Leaning towards the beheeyem.

>>7519209
It's an old air force base. Plenty of space on top for whatever experimental planes they were flying around these times, plus various subterranean facilities that even now aren't fully explained nor were never standard for any other military base. Even in it's heyday it had a lot of rumours about it's actual purpose.
>old satellite images attached
>old plans about the interior of the base from decades after it was decommissioned, some areas hastily censored

Guess they still had things to hide.

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>>7519255
Pic related.
You can't find a lot of old weapons around with all the laws on them. Mostly because pokemon have replaced them. Even cops don't carry anything higher than a taser.
Also have a thompson. I'll try to post that in the next reply I make to you.
>>7519281
Fucking hell. I'll check out those too. Thanks man. Just watch your back Orre is crawling with shit now.
>>7519291
Thanks man, appreciated.
>>7519306
Appreciated.
Pretty big, I'll have to make a clean sweep just to make sure they aren't hiding shit.

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>>7518262
i'm training to get stronger so i can defend myself and i'm getting there see i'll break this rock
>evens: breaks rock
>odds: hurts pincer and makes a fool of herself

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>>7519291
That... that kinda sounds like a Steel-type attack...

>>7519329
...Huh. So... that blast comes out of that thing? ...Interesting.

>>7519331
Don't worry, you'll get better with time.

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>>7519329
pffff I bet that thing would look good in a hole in the ground! Looks pretty harmless to me....

>>7519331
......
>holds back laughing

K-keep trying!

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>Over at the cauldron Gadreel mixes the necessary ingredients for the spell - within the cauldron is the base of the mixture, consisting of beeswax, wheat oil, and jojoba oil
>He adds in essential oils
>9 DROPS JUNIPER BERRY
>9 DROPS BOG MYRTLE
>9 DROPS SANDALWOOD
>9 DROPS YARROW
>9 DROPS THE MIX OF JASMINE, CHAMOMILE, AND ROSE OTTO
>>7518991
>>7518446
The spell should be ready within the hour.

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>>7519377
...Spell? What sort of spell?

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>>7519099
Certainly.
I know just who to send.
>Message Dave
>>7519171
Well. I'm not sure if my French Fry is 'easy', and I'd prefer to refrain from diving in.
I don't want to mess that up.

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>>7519360
In some way it is, I suppose. Just used by humans.

>>7519329
Anytime, friend.

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>>7519360
Funny you mention that, Bullet Punch was named after these weapons.
While you're here, feel free to explore the area. It's not like at work where a PorygonZ out of place is treated as a severe cyber security issue.

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>>7519329
Leave Eclo Canyon to me.
I set up multiple traps in that place in case any of those fucks came back for their data.

>Just watch your back Orre is crawling with shit now.
I've escaped from them once, if need be I'll escape from them again. Except this time I won't leave their base intact afterwards.

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>>7519360
Guns don't work very well on most pokemon.
Thompson is pic related. Nicknamed the Unovan Typwriter because it sounded like a typewriter going off.
>>7519375
I'm not going to answer that. If you see someone with a gun you better be ready to attack first.
>>7519407
Appreciated. Tell your guy to hang back until I've scouted the place, please.
>>7519413
Mind if I ask where you live/work?
>>7519426
Good work, little dude.

Pulling up now.

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>>7519331
>>7519360
>>7519375
>start sobbing due to the hurt hand
i'm still not strong enough, maybe if i keep training
>tries to break the rock again

>evens: rock breaks
>odds: pincer cracks

>An update is sent from the oil rig, addressed to this thread
"We are in the process of transferring resources and the community to two nearby islands"
"We have stripped the rig of all available materials"
"However, we require more supplies for housing, such as wood and wiring"
"Where would it be possible to obtain them?"

>>7519413
>>7519439
Hmm... all right. Interesting.

>>7519445
Ouch. Uh, maybe you should start smaller than a rock, little guy.

>The Porygon-Z begins exploring Streambro's house. (Probably going to skedaddle, sorry)

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>>7518991
It was fine! How is life here?
>>7519377
That is good to hear.
>He takes another sip of tea.

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>>7519377
Very good.
>>7519473
I very much enjoy living here. Not too lonely not too dangerous.
Would you wish to stay?

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>>7519450
>Doggo!
>Not use wood; trees take too long to grow
>Use industrial hemp!
>Less space! Less materials! Two month mature time!!
>Can be bought from mainland! Both can!

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>>7519439
But that one is super different! How will I know a gun when I see it? They do not look so tough... bet I could destroy it with a quick attack...

>>7519445
Yeah that is what i did. train till you drop! How are you going to defend the ones you love if you can not defend yourself!? Get mad!

>>7519450
that is good right?

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>>7519445
>>7519466
start crying and her way back home
>evens: goes home no problem
>odds: trips and hits her face on mud

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>>7519439
Network engineer at an ISP, I'm in direct access to the fiber lines leading to Unova and the Johto/Kanto area.
Not going to say exactly where, but I'll say that it's 8 hours of plane travel to Castelia and about half a day or more to Sinnoh. Yeah, a minor region.

>>7519466
I can say, the sight of the sea from this apartment was quite worth the price.

>>7519450
Wiring will need to be traded off with the rest of Alola, or with other sympathetic outsiders.

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>>7519439
I'll update you on what I find tomorrow when I get there, seems like this ship's going to take a while so I'm going to sleep for nw.

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>>7519525
Guns aren't really something we have to worry about. Bullets are fuckhard to find and guns are harder to maintain with all the taxes on parts and stuff.
You really shouldn't ever have to worry, espcially since I'm going to be wiping out a fucking ton of them right now.
Pic related, a revolver. I don't have one with me but this is what they look like.
>>7519603
Ah, I see. Probably safe then. Be on your toes.
>>7519614
Sleep well, man.

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>>7519403
The kind used for astral projection.
>He continues mixing in other ingredients
>POPPY PETALS
>HOPS
>WORMWOOD
>DITTANY OF CRETE
>PASSIONFLOWER
>SKULLCAP
>LAVENDER
>>7519473
>>7519495
.... five more minutes, perhaps.
As part of the process of searching for your memories you will be forced to astral project.
We shall make certain no demons harm you during that time, but you will be unconscious.
Would you prefer the guest bed or the chair you are currently occupying?

>>7519516
>>7519603
"Thank you."
"We aim to move towards self sustainability in the future, however."
"Are there ways we could manufacture wire with a supply of copper?"

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>>7519495
Stay?
>>7519673
Ah, I will need to be unconscious for this? I suppose I can use the guest bedroom if that isn't too bothersome.

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>>7519560
>explains to her mom what happened
>mom goes and takes care of the crack and says that she shouldn't train anymore today
well i shouldn't be able to train anyomore today i'm such a weakling, i will never show deoxys how strong i can be, and he will never be intersted in me

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>>7519729
Not with that attitude!

>>7519629
Well they are no longer used for a reason right? they sucked?

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>>7519682
If you have any fire types with non-volatile moves or natural flames, you should be able to refine copper bearing ores.

If you do not have access to ores, you can salvage the oil rig and whatever electrical equipment it may have, and either use the salvage as is or smelt it and reform it into new wiring.

Do remember to coat the wires with non-conductive material however, that is a mistake you only want to make once.

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>thinking, disc in hand
>disc labeled 01/02/XX Zeta Data
>Maybe I should look further into this tangled mess. Maybe there's something more about Galactic in here.

>>7519682
You would need to refine the copper into the appropriate shape and purity and also have the necessary machinery for extruding the refined copper into wires. It is definitely cheaper to just trade the unrefined copper, but since you're aiming for self sustainability, you will have to set aside space for heavier industry.

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>>7519749
but mama said that i should let my pincers rest or they will break
and she's pretty strong

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>>7519749
I'm going to be brutally honest with you Zorro.
If I shot you with my shotgun you would be dead. Pokemon are more efficient killing weapons, yes. But if I had a gun and you wanted to kill me the end point would be up to who had a faster reaction time.
Please avoid anyone with any sort of guns.

Status on scouting: I'm not seeing anyone outside. I see a few cars parked outside of this building.
I'm heading in.

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>>7519699
As in live here. It is better than an island you've described as cold and breezy, no?

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>>7519814
No way! They are tiny! they could not really do that?
... Ok i will try to avoid them thank you for telling me....

>>7519786
Well I guess your mom knows best. when you feel better you got to get back to training though!

>>7519774
"We stripped the rig of as much material as we could."
"We have enough usable wire for about 14 houses"
"There are quite a few fire types here, so that should not be a problem"
"And we have a few Excadrills and other burrowing pokemon searching for ores deep under the island."
"Worth a shot"

>>7519785
"What are some ways to set up said heavy industry, such as textiles and wire production?"
"We could use some guidance"

>>7519785
>The Porygon himself comes up behind Streambro, looking at the disc.

Is... is that...?

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>>7519918
Oh, ah, pic.

Trying again. Anyone know what this thing is?

>Uploaded smashedoragamithing.mp4

Please help me out.

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>>7519970
hmmmmm

Looks funny.... Wish I could help you out more! Do you have anymore information?

>>7519997
I live in Alola. The thing jumped in front of my car and I don't know what the fuck it is.

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>>7519873
Not equipment I have but this is an RPG-7.
A range of 400 meters, explodes on contact.
Do. Not. Fuck. With.
I'm 100% sure these things don't even exist anymore but. Still, be careful.

Inside now. Not seeing anyone. Might be deeper inside.

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>>7519899
If they find any Bauxite, you should refine that as well, as it is an ore that contains aluminium, which is also decently conductive and can be used for wiring if needed, among many other things.

I wish you luck in your endeavors.

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>>7519699
Being unconscious is a precaution.
Pokémon often launch moves if conscious during such things.
>He picks up the cauldron and heads to the guest room
blâwan
>A finger snap later and a bunch of candles and the incenses of frankincense and myrrh have been lit
>He sets the cauldron down on a chair
Be warned, this is a salve.
Eating it is unwise
>Pointed look at Darkrai

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>>7520064
I see.
>Follow them into the guest room.
>Lay on the bed and try to get comfortable.
I am unfamiliar with the word salve. What does it mean?

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>>7520064
>Awkward laugh.
>>7520132
It is applied to the outside of the body rather than ingested.

>>7519873
i bet i look patetic with these bandages, i bet deoxys won't even look at me because of how weak i am

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>>7519439
yo
chilling in a tree nearby
holla if you need some ass kicked

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>>7520161
(avatarfag problem)

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>>7519899
You would need to import the necessary heavy machinery. Or have a benefactor provide you with the plans for such machinery.

>>7519918
>>7519965
Yeah, the entire contents of your previous storage drive, bit per bit. A huge part of your memories were corrupted, as well your moves and battle knowledge, and maybe fragments of those could be salvaged.
Though if there was anything encrypted, it could be indistinguishable from anything corrupted now.

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I am Tree

>>7520251
>Cut

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>>7519970
>Hyena sounds
Ultra beast!!!
Kartana!!!
Damaged!!

>>7520251
You're a silly tree.

>>7520207
>The Pory nods softly, whirring as he looks at the disc.
I... ah... I would like to see if we could salvage those... if you don't mind...
>His moves wouldn't be a total loss- he could relearn those normally, or download the .tm files- but battle knowledge takes time to reacquire, and memories are nigh-irreplacable...

>>7520298
(Is it bad that I mentally associate "hyena sounds" with "laughter"?)

>>7520298
Kartana?
What's it do? Should I take it somewhere?

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>goes to the place where deoxys dropped her that day
>tries to make her look as cute as possible
i hope he arrives soon

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>>7520024
I have never been to alola place! do you think you killed it?

>>7520161
Yes you do! Now get better then get out there and change it! I was pathetic once to. I know that is hard to believe!

>>7520251
Hello tree! I am Zorro!

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>>7520316
(Nah, that's the stereotypical sound given to them in media. It's not that commonly used - it's a sign of aggression and used right before they attack something)
>>7520352
Plasma!!
Plasma has people who can!!!
Some heal!!
Some travel by device!!
Help quick!!

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>>7520288
>panicked
I am Tree
>>7520316
I am Tree
>>7520396
I am Tree

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>>7520316
Salvaging this data would be of benefit to us both. After, you seem you were related to a team we thought was dead.
Still, this is going to be slow, lots of trial and error.

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>>7520426
........

>>7520396
Uh, no I think its still twitching and moving.
>>7520423
Right. I'm gonna see if I can get it into my car

>>7520467
I am Tree

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>>7520478
(I am tree)

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>>7520475
Take it to the Pokecenter you dingus!

>>7520426
>points
Tree!

>>7520506
yeah i'm t

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>>7520494

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>>7520526
I am Tree
I am Tree
I am Tree

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>>7520444
>The Porygon-Z nods.
Yeah... it is. But we can figure it out together, right?

(So how should we go about this? Rolls? The last two digits of a post number make a decent, if slightly-predictable, D100 if we want a percentage.)

>>7520426
Ironically, my captcha says you are Private Tree. What army do you belong to?

>>7520514
>Go to pick the thing up
>It flips the fuck out and slashes a bunch
>Cuts two of the tires on my car and my arm

CAN SOMEONE PICK THIS FUCKING THING UP

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>>7520536
>tackles

YOU'RE MINE

>>7520541
(We use the end of post numbers. Evens are success, odds are fail. Dubs/trips etc are the critical version of whatever. Make sure you read the info pastebin bruh.)

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>>7520542
Quit being a meowth!

>>7520585
(I know that one, I've been here longer than a day, I'm just saying that just a coinflip with the possibility of crits isn't going to cut it here.)

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>>7520569
>panicked
I AM TREE
>>7520541
I AM TREE
>>7520506
I AM TREE


>Tree attempts to flee

>>7520604
IM NOT A MEOWTH I AM AN ANGRY HUMAN THATS FUCKING CAR ISNT GOING TO BE ABLE TO DRIVE

>>7520626
I think hes calling you a pussy dude.

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>>7520626
JUST PUT IT IN YOUR TRUNK YOU MEOWTH

>>7520645
>>7520678
MY ARM IS BLEEDING
I AM GOING TO BLEED OUT IF I TOUCH THAT THING AGAIN

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>>7520704
Don't you have anything you can pick it up with?

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>still waiting
maybe he is just busy, i'll wait a bit more

>>7520727
Okay fine I'm just going to shove it in a bag
I hope someone doesnt call pokemon c-

Nope it cut the bag up, I'll try a thicker bag

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>>7520779
Here.
Try this.

>>7520779
>bag issues

Lillie where you at

This dude needs help

>>7520812
i tried a bigger abad and it cut me again
woo i think thats an artery
ttell mom i said i love hr
>>7520835
:::READOUT NULL:::

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>>7520766
What did I tell you about Ghosts?
Obviously you need to stage a rescue mission~

>>7520843
Well shit now he really needs help

Lillie pls

We need you

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>>7520766
>>7520852
Wait wait wait

Skorupi, who are you waiting for?

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>>7520843
H̶̢̻͖͍͍A̟̬̘̩̻̜H̙̞̱̭̻ͅA̖̟͍̯͇̻̤͠͡,̗̟̠̥ ̩̪͓͍̰̲̙̮͞M̵͔͔̯̫̰͈̬O̘̩̜̥̪̦͈̤R̛̪̯͇̟̩̬͈E̪ ̢͇̺̖͍͙̥̼͔͉F̦̣̹͠O̩̱͢͡R̴̗͉̣̫̻͙ ̱̰̰͎M̛̖̞͕͟͞Ą̖͢M̨̮̟̪̦͘ͅÁ̻̼̪̤̼̦͝ͅ ̜̺̣̠̝̩M͈̞̩̳̗A̡̜̬͖̝̮Ỳ̗

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>>7520843
WELCOME TO THE DISTORTION WORLD
HAVE A COMFORTING HUG
>HUG

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>>7520870
deoxys

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>>7520878
>>7520882
What happened while I was on my date?

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>>7520889
Deoxys is at the home of a Darkrai and Dusknoir on some sort of astral-projection-memory-searching thing.

>>7520878
OH DEAR SYLPH WHAT IS THAT

>>7520882
DEAR ARCEUS NOT YOU AGAIN

KILL IT KILL IT KILL THEM BOTH AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>7520899
Horrible, terrible things.

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>>7520913
I am going to need to do some tiding up.
Give me a moment.

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>>7520899
J͡Ų͠ST ṔÍ̢CKÍ͘͢ǸG̨ ̀U̶P͟ ̧̕T͡H͜E͢͠ ̕S̶̢̕L̀̀̕A͝C̶K̨̨͞ ͞SO̡̡ ̨Y̴͠O͏͝U͢ ̷̕C͟À̶N È̵͠Ǹ̶J́̕O̶͞Y̢ ̀͝Y̷Ơ̴Ư̵͜R̴̡͜ DA͠͡͡T͏E ̷I̵͜͠N̡͜ P̢È͘ACE̢͜

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>>7520911
RUDE
>HUG
>>7520899
WELL YOU WERENT COMFORTING THE DEAD
YOUR BOYFRIEND IS SOFT
>HUG

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>>7520931
BABE BABE FUCKIN' KILL THEM PLEASE
THEY WON' STOP TRYIN' TO PET ME

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>>7520972
no no No No NO NO NONONONONONONONONOGETAWAYFROMMEAAAAAAAAAAAA

HAAALP

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>>7520541
As a matter of fact yes. I've also got Hal here helping sniff out possible recoverable data and if I really need the help, Colress could lend a hand, maybe.
Anyway, I think I'm on the verge of so...

>>7520878
>>7520882
Please do NOT disturb me I'm in the middle of something important

>>7520911
Calm down, please calm down, and see if this makes sense
>rolling for found data structures
>evens: data correctly split across memory, battle data and move data
>odds: only move data was successfully seprated

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>>7520972
Well fuck you too m8
>Jay used Flash Cannon
>Hal used Ice Beam

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>>7520972
>SCREAMING INTERNALLY
W h y

>>7520994
A-all right... all right... I... I think that's ah... that might be battle data? And... move data... and that has to be memories...

>rolling for intactness of move data
>Dubs evens: 3 moves intact and fourth is at least identifiable
>Evens: All four moves are identifiable
>Odds: Two moves identifiable
>Dubs odds: Types of moves are identifiable, but that's it

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>>7520972
>floats on by
>splashes holy water

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>>7521060
I don't think any of this is going to be useable, ever, but... I can at least recognize what they are from some strings... hm. Conversion... Shadow Ball... Thunderbolt... Ice Beam. Well, I have Shadow Ball already, and the other three shouldn't be hard to get... although I might need a relearner for Conversion...

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>>7520972
G͟͏̢O ͘͡À͜͞W̨͢A͟Y̷̵͘
̵͝I͞ ͜W̶Í̴L͢Ļ͘ ̸͠P͡R̸̢O͘͢͡VÈ̸̡ ̸̧͟M̡Y̢͘S͢E̕͠L̴͞F͟ ̡W̡͡O̡̢͞R̷̕T̸͘H͢Y͘͝ ̶͠OF͠ ́͟B̵̛́E̛͢͠I͘͠N͡Ģ̶̀ G̛̛͜I͜͠R̛͢͠À̵͞TÌN̢A̧̢'̢S͏ A̴͡S̶̸̕S͟Í͡STA͘͜͢N̴̡͜T

>Z-MOVE
>SHADOW BALL INTO NEVER ENDING NIGHTMARE

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>>7520932
>>7520972
How would you two like to die?
>>7520984
I will have this cleared in a moment.

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>>7521111
(well fuck, looks like I lost yet another character)
>May Dafoe is now trapped in nightmare forever

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>>7521139
Sigh.
>Giratina creates a new portion of the Distortion world and pushes May Defoe into it, locking it away from the other damned.

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>>7521102
>SHRIEKING OF A THOUSAND DAMNED SOULS
YOU FOOL IM ALREADY IN HELL
>HUG
>>7521111
HAHAHAHAHA FOOL
EAT DUST
>>7521115
YOU CANT KILL WHATS ALREADY DEAD
BUT ALAS
I HAVE RUN OUT OF IMAGES
SMELL YOU LATER
>RETREATS

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>>7521171
Your next appearance will be your last.
Make it worth it.

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>>7521103
No need for, knowing what kind of data to expect makes it easier to extract
>conversion.tm extracted
Those are a lot of TM moves with plenty of coverage, looks like you were expected to deal with any possible situation by yourself.

Let's proceed to the battle data, it never being stored encrypted will make it easier to get it. And it is a a lot of data, I estimated at least 50 levels of data
>double evens: 50 levels restored and reroll for more levels
>evens: 50 levels restored
>odds: less than 50 levels restored, reroll for how many were lost
>double odds: a mere 25 levels restored

>>7521156
(I will miss May, it was fun playing the part of Grim reaper to Giratina being Satan)

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>>7521171
>throws bibble regardless

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>>7521219
(Well I avoided having Giratina turn her into atoms for a reason. You're free to pick her up whenever you wish.)

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>>7521197
..this isn't good at all
>double evens: level to 45, reroll for more levels
>evens: level to 45
>odds: level to 40
>double odds: level under 40, possible loss of more levels

>>7521231
(maybe I will find a way to escape eventually,probably with assistance, I rarely used her these days anyway)
(the funniest part about it is another of My characters, Ghetsis is trapped in her coffin, which makes her whole getting sealed away hilarious)

>>7521189
How does it feel to be the 4th best demon in thread?

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>>7521290
All the better when you join me in my realm.

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>>7521299
And I look forward to that, just not this decade, nor the next one, nor the following. And that if I don't become a Rotom or something.

>>7521299
Or maybe I'll just drown myself while full of regrets just to spite you
Come back as a Jellicent
Have that many more arms to flip you off with

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>>7521327
I can always come visit you.
>>7521333
Somehow I doubt you would become a ghost. Mmm, I wonder what the anti version of you would say before you were both viciously destroyed.

>>7521357
What can you do fag?

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>>7521290
... Gladion still isn't a demon, despite what thread likes to think.

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>>7521197
>The Porygon-Z nods, slotting Conversion in place of Hyper Beam.

Yeah, they are... hm.

>>7521260
>Zeta shrugs.
Well, it's the best we could do, I guess.
>He slots the battle data in, boosting him up to Level 45. This causes the Porygon to twitch softly for a couple seconds.
A-all right... now ah, now for the memories...

>Rolling for memory retrieval
>Dubs evens: Minimal loss other than slight video and audio distortion, perfect recollection of most events
>Evens: Video and audio distortion through most memories, and several gaps in memories, but many events should be recallable. Chronological order is not entirely trustworthy.
>Odds: Severe video and audio distortion through most memories, with weeks to months of memories being nothing but junk data. Chronological order is dubious at best and plainly unknown at worst.
>Dubs Odds: Almost the entire archive is junk data, with the only things recoverable being seconds-to-minutes-long snippets of silent video or blind audio with severe distortion.

>>7521357
The anti version of me would say
"Not today, Satan. Suck me big fat bear cock"
I'll be a ghost because my regret will be not flipping you off more

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>>7521375
>>7521401
Sad.
>An alternate version of each poster is ripped from their home dimension.
>Dropped next to the poster.
>The both versions of the poster violently annihilate.
>Evens: The process is quick. Odds: It's excruciatingly slow.

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HEY IM PALKIA
BUTT TRICK BUTT TRICK BUTT TRICK BUTT TRICK

>>7521432
>Sass poster: dead

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>>7521434
One for you.
>The alternate version of the ditto is ripped from their home dimension.
>They quickly annihilate each other.
>Each atom reacting and destroying it's opposite.

>>7521385
Oh yeah
He sure smells like one
Smelliest French fry demon

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>>7521452
>gives Giratina a coke for doing such a good job

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>>7521467
That's not-
.....
>>7521452
(not gonna lie, I was really confused for a second there)
.... Giratina, what do demons smell like

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>>7521357
If you do, please bring Skitters along. I'd like to meet him in person.

>>7521400
Well, remember what I said about encrypted data being often not distinguishable from corrupted data? Because this is an excellent case of this, just a few misplaced bytes here and there. A few seconds more and the memory data is ready for reinsertion.

...though I wonder why it was encrypted in the first place.

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>>7521489
>gives a coke and pat on the back

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>>7520911
will it take too long?
i'll keep waiting for him

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(Sorry. When Giratina does his ripping thing he's just ripping a specific person out of another dimension. They annihilate each other because their one is composed of normal particles and the other antiparticles. If that is difficult to grasp think of it like D4C from JJBA.)
>>7521479
Thank you.
This demon is sponsored by Coke.
>>7521489
Depends on the demon. Most tell me I smell of iron. How are you N?
>>7521498
I will be sure to.

>>7521538
They are trying to eat Deoxy's sould
you have to go rescue him from their evil clutches
Only you can save him

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>>7521539
(It was actually the image that confused me. There have been so many people disguising themselves as N that I thought there was an N clone with cosmic smiting power for a sec there.)
.... I've been better. Nothing horrible and traumatic has happened to me yet, so it's the best day I've had in several weeks, despite the fact that I've had some of my happiest moments during these weeks.
>>7521518
>He flinches at the touch
... Oh. Thank you?
>Accepts the coke

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>>7521596
>crawls into anons lap

>>7521607
>pets cute bug thing and opens a bag or doritoes for it to munch on

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>>7521498
>The Porygon-Z gives a small "Huhmh", blinking softly.
I'm... not sure. These... these are supposed to be my memories. Normally a Porygon-Z wouldn't be able to access encrypted memory files, unless... unless someone encrypted them after the fact, or I was specially reprogrammed to encrypt and decrypt my own memories on the fly, or something like that... but... why would I need to do that...?

>The Porygon-Z waits until the memory files are decrypted, then downloads them and incorporates them into his own memory banks. He immediately collapses as his mind tries to figure out what to do with all the new information- his brain quickly attempting to scan all of it at a breakneck speed. He was quite literally having those events flash before his eyes.

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>>7521603
(I'll try to avoid using that one.)
I will be watching over you. If you wish for my help just ask.
I see great fortune smiles upon you. Please, do your best. I will give you a free pass if you perish.
Only one.

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>>7521603
>>7521539
EXCUSE ME! But have you two tried PEPSI CO BRAND PEPSI?

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>>7521626
>Evens: munches doritos. Odds: Crawls in.

>>7521643
>yfw you realize he's had two free passes already
Step it up satan

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>>7521596
but i don't even know where they live and i know that they are nice people, they wouldn't do that, he probably doesn't even like me, and i'm too weak to be able to save him

>>7521673
Well yeah not with that attitude you ain't saving shit being a mope .
you didn't hear about the skulls and Skorupi parts in there did you
Nice people my ass

>>7521666
>continues petting and gets more Doritos for the ravenous little guy
>>7521673
I think my memory they lived somewhere on or around Mt coronet.
Now go, save Deoxys like he saved you, rescue him from the clutches of the evil and cruel Gay Ghosts

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>>7521669
>A water balloon loaded with slazzle pheromones drops from above anon's head.
Don't sass me.
>>7521673
Keep training then. Don't act like there isn't any purpose to your existence.

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>>7521699
>The doritos run dry.
>The isopod bites your hand.

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>>7521539
Thanks in advance.

>>7521631
That's not unheard of actually, Porygons tasked with transmission and storage of sensitive data usually store their memories encrypted without regards if it is mission critical data or not. Helps in case the Porygon in question were abducted.

>>7521663
Bring back Pepsi Twist first.

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>>7521666
>>7521715
<I sense something disturbing and adorable.>

>>7521715
>slaps Isopod and gets up to look for more Doritos

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>>7521689
>>7521699
yeah you are right i'll go there i live at the great marsh so that must be near them i'll go look for him
>>7521705
even if my pincers are cracked i'll go and save him
>leaves the spot and goes towards m, coronet

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>>7521705
bro
teleporting pheromones is my job
ya thieving ass

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>>7521740
Try not to get yourself killed.
>>7521742
I was going to teleport something into you as a joke but I'd rather not take the virginity you guard so closely.

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>>7521731
AHA! But Pepsi Twist never left! Here you are, good fellow!

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>>7521737
>Download illegal files onto anon's computer

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>>7521643
Thank you. We've been targeted so many times that I'm sure it will come of use fairly soon.
Probably tomorrow if my current near death streak holds up.

>>7521787
>returns to find that they have twice the amount of CP on their computer that they had before
>pets the good buggo

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>>7521776
oh right you werent at that party
thats been gone for a while bro
kinda like your purpose
considering two random freaks took over your job and managed to be scarier than you :^)

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>>7521776
i will be fine, i'm not scared anymore

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>>7521731
>>7521631
>Odd = negative outcome
>After a bit of twitching around on Streambro's floor, Zeta finally comes to his senses, and clutches onto the first thing he can find. Whether it be a table leg, the base of a computer chair, or Streambro's leg. Seems something from his memories had traumatized the poor Poreh.

Zeta... Z-zeta... t-that was me... w-we were numbered after... Greek letters... a-alpha, beta, gamma... I-I was number six, I... they were using us to explore other dimensions... I-I was sent to... I-I don't know... I... d-dark... voices... s-screaming... s-so much screaming...

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>>7521740
Oh Skorupi~
Be sure to trample all over his plants~
Show him what happens to nasty ghost witches!

>Another update from the Rig
"Our miners found several ores."
"Working on refining them."
"But they also found something else. Some abandoned facility, buried deep under the ground."

>>7521782
(wait how old is that pic)

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>>7521792
We will see.
>>7521811
>Drop a pillar above Palkia's head.
All is fair in love and war.
You have experience in neither.
>>7521821
Good luck.

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>>7521776
So...
Are you gonna train that Skorupi yourself when it kicks the bucket babe?
'Cause that's purr-obably gon' be fairly soon.

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>>7521802
>Leave to look for dorites
>Call IP

>>7521837
(I have no idea)

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>>7521841
you missed dude
leave the teleporting to me bro
>Drops a giant golden dick on Giratina

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>>7521826
i don't know the little plants didn't do anything wrong, i don't want to make them sad, they didn't do anything wrong
>>7521841
thanks mister

>>7521854
>Waves at the the kind buggoas it leaves
>downloads more CP containing newly hatched pokemon while shitposting internet imageboards

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>>7521877
But Skorupi!
The plants work for that nasty witch~
They're part of his terrible plans!
Didn't you hear~
That's where the bodies lie~

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>>7521853
I suppose I'll give it a shot.
>>7521872
Classy. Is this what you lost your virginity to?
Now I understand how you manage to fit your head so far up your ass.
>>7521877
I will be seeing you soon I think.

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>>7521893
your so rude bro
no wonder no one likes the distortion world
maybe your slut boyfriend will enjoy it more than he does you ;^)

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>>7521869
(Try using this instead.)

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>>7521782
Arceus, it has been decades...
Thanks Pepsiman (Pepsimaaaaaaaaaan!)

>>7521822
>carefully prying off Zeta off own leg and placing him on the desk
Calm down, you're safe here. Something which I assume was Team Galactic sent you and other five PorygonZ to explore other dimensions, something really bad happened, you got heavily damaged almost to the point of irreversible damage and ended in the Plasma Frigate.
Well guess there was some real interesting data in there after all.

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>>7521893
why is that, mister?
>>7521890
but plants never do anything bad, and when they are poisonous it isn't their faults

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>>7521853
hey tyr-anon
you ever lay those eggs your pokemon knocked you up with

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>>7521913
You dare to insult my boyfriend?
>>7521928
No reason child. Be wary of the plants.

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>>7521877
Don't listen to the creepy old fox man! Those plants are POISONOUS!

>>7521926
Anytime, citizen!

>>7521925
(Please tell me this doesn't actually exist.)

>>7521926
>>7521832
>Message from "New beginnings"
"We found an old aether lab buried underneath the island."
"Not sure if there is anything of value inside it. The whole place has been burned, apparently"
"Could we turn it into a bunker?"

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>>7521926
>Crawls into lap.

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>>7521938
(Wrong character, wrong timeline)
>>7521913
Did you just hit babe with a golden purr-trait of yourself?

>>7521960
(don't worry it was only for a limited time. They also had Mountain Dew flavored Doritos in extremely limited quantities. However, I *am* happy that Crystal Pepsi is back- I had it when it first came out.)

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Hey what's good? How's everyone doing?

Something weird happened earlier and I heard my name coming from... someone some where

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>>7521926
>The Porygon nods softly at Streambro's guess, as he tries to calm down. He shakes his head at the number, though.
N-no, there... there were twelve of us... alpha through mu... w-we... I-I think we were the first Porygon-Zs... o-or at least, the first of the final design... t-they didn't treat us very well, we were just... we weren't even viewed as Pokemon, just robots... I-I was supposed to come back and tell Dr. Charon w-what I found...

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>>7522025
... Better than normal.
How are you enjoying your time on the frigate?

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>>7522086
>points cosmog doll at
>pew

>>7521987
>(Wrong character, wrong timeline)
(whoops, I thought that the timelines merged b/c of palkia fuckery)
(mind if I ask about that character in that timeline?)

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>>7521939
yeah
you wont do shit about it :^)
>>7521987
wow thats an unsatisfied pussy
must be a common sight for bro ;^)

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>>7522086
It's quite nice, could be better without me still being sick though, and less random shootings like >>7522065
>dodges bullet
>Returns the favor by shooting him with pic related

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>>7521965
If they were dumb enough to try to burn down a bunker it's because they were trying to hide something. It could maybe function as a safe haven after cleaning it up, but be wary of structural problems resulting of the fire and whatever Aether was trying to hide.

>>7521969
>looking at giant isopod come in through an apartment window
You must be pretty strong to climb ten floors vertical.

>>7522035
I was suspecting there was data from the initially found dubious discs in your programming. I'm sorry about how your previous owners treated you, and also that your mission will not be able to be completed given that Charon was imprisoned years ago.
Still, there a few questions more.
What did you exactly find, and was that what traumatized you?
What happened to the other PorygonZ?

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>>7522138
You do not insult my boyfriend.
>Giratina used Shadow Force.

>>7522019
(Wew that sounds nasty. How is crystal pepsi? I haven't seen any and I've never had it before.)

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>>7522138
Hey you liar!

>>7522168
(It's not bad, a little citrus-y ,but not overwhelmiongly sso. The bad thing is the scalpers who try to buy it all and sell it on ebay. I could get ya one though)

>>7522138
>throws brick at

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>>7522138
>Xukitree is helping!
>Xukitree used Zap Cannon!