ITT: Pokemon are real. Who's your favorite pokegod?

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>>7522562
Yveltal.

>>7522562
.....
>is still orgasming

-zorro

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(resposting because I didn't see new thread)
>>7522527
actually before i go have a gift a fag like you can really appreciate ;^)
since im so nice your buddies >>7522500
>>7522539 and boyfriend get it too ;^)))))
>ULTIMATE SPECIAL MOVE
>RECTAL RAGNAROK
>DIRECT PROSTATE STIMULATION IN THE COURSE OF ONE SECOND EQUAL TO FIRST THREE DIGITS TIMES LAST THREE DIGITS

>>7522562
Policefag fucking reporting.
My leg's fucking crippled, and I might be meeting Giratina soon.
Dialga's still my fucking favorite, though.
>Policefag turns on his body-cam.

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>>7522562
Ash the Ageless and Unholy, who treads the world, and will one day lead us to paradise with bloodstained hands.

>>7522429
>Posts digital copies of the notes
"We just pried open a door."
"The room is full of cages. Along with some...Very odd corpses in them."
"They look like various pokemon crudely fused together. Hybrids, I think"
"All dead, as far we can tell."
"Some of them actually resemble Silvallies".

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>>7522562
Somehow I don't think Silph counts as a pokegod, so... uh... I'm not sure. Mewtwo?

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>>7522562
Zekrom, easily.
>>7522596
>PTSD FLASHBACKS TO THE LAST RECTAL RAGNAROK
>>7522603
..... he actually died a while ago

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>>7522562
Helix.

>>7522597
The foolish, prideful samurai, stronger than I thought. Let's try this again, shall we?
>Kanabo the Greninja walks up confidently, and fastens his Focus Sash.

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>>7522596
>throws curling iron at

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>>7522596
>attempts to stand up
>....
>has multiple orgasms and falls over squirming

aaaaaHHHHH WHY?

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>>7522596
>The butt trick is taken.
I will rend your flesh from this dimension.
No one will remember you.

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>>7522622
He never truly dies....
....I should know, the dumbass ran across the road in front of my truck several times in the last few years. He's ruiends the grills of my last two semi's.

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>>7522562
That would be Giratina, as of lately.

>>7522497
Well I'm sure they're too busy with problems in this dimension to care about other dimensions, you will be safe with them. I'll let the appropriate people know about your decision, after all, information is my job.
>info sent to N about Zeta wanting to join Team Plasma
If you don't mind I'll also upload the still corrupted battle data, in case they can recover it and you can jump ahead some levels more, you will probably need them
>Zeta's complete battle data sent to Colress

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>>7522660
All right... thank you.
>Zeta hugs Streambro softly, is relieved and happy.

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>>7522660
Yes, I'll look over these. I should be able to recover these fairly easily.
You have done good work.

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>>7522596
OH GOD

IT WON'T STOP

>Evens: Gunther will never feel anything from his lower body, but will survive.
>Odds: Gunther dies from the proceeding ordeal.

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>>7522608
For a team with as large of a science budget of Aether, I expected something less jury-rigged, but, guess this is what happens when you pretend to be Arceus. They're still pokemon, and deserving of our respect.

>>7522596
Hey, I dare you to butt trick all Greninjas alive currently.

>>7522700
Thank you too. Need help getting to the frigate?

>>7522636
>Policefag grabs a fire axe and a shock baton.
>He swings furiously!

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>>7522596
>480,000+ prostate pokes in one second
>That's one hell of an orgasm
>Never again will he have sensitivity in his lower body
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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>>7522636
>>7522734
Zreee?

>>7522754
Please zap the frog tree bro.

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>>7522596
>>7522655
Okay kids, things are getting a bit violent here.
Both of are grounded - back to your rooms kids.
Aaaand I'll fix Palkia's fuck up. Again.
>Everyone damaged by the butt trick is restored to pre butt fucking status

>>7522723
>The Porygon shakes his head.
I don't believe so. I should be able to get back the same way I came here. But thank you anyways.

>>7522705
Thank you, too.

>>7522711
(...RIP)

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>>7522781
Send me to my room in a body bag.
>Giratina used Shadow Force!

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>>7522465
You're a nice gal, I'm sure she wouldn't freak to someone like you. I'm sure she'd like you like you like buddy

But seriously anyone know why I heard a voice call my name earlier? It was ghostly, angry, angry and vengeful

>>7522734
>The shock baton lands solid.
>That actually hurts.
>Kanabo uses Ice Beam!

>>7522754
Help me fell this fiend, my friend!
He killed my brother!
This is far from over still.

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>>7522794
>He takes it
.... okay son.
If that's what you want...
>Giratina gets rolled in a giant sleeping bag and teleported back into his room

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>>7522806
<I hope so....I don't really know her, I've never met her, but Buddy talks to her on the phone every so often. They had a falling out that only patched up recently>

<May I...listen to the voice as you remember it?>

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>>7522821
And you continue to insult me.
>Remember what the doctor told you.
>Count to ten.
I am disappointed in you, father.
>Go back to tormenting the damned.

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>>7522781
fiiiiiiiiiiine
ass
>goes back to his room and just plays shitty arcade games

>>7522813
>Policefag barely dodges the shot.
>He tries to hook the frog and drag him in for a world of hurt.

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>>7522705
Thanks. Between the moveset and the overall size of the battle data, it seems Galactic expected a very hostile environment in whatever dimension the PorygonZ were sent, it should be a fair amount more than level 50.

>>7522781
That would include prying >>7522711 off the distortion realm, as well.

>>7522793
Guess that's a bye for now then. We'll be still in contact, teammate.

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>>7522781
>finally done orgasming
>lying in semen
>gets up legs wobbly....

thank you.....

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>>7522813
Zree...
>>7522853
>Xurkitree used Zap Cannon!

>>7522881
>Throw brick of cocaine at the tree

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>>7522754
...time for the long distance calls.
>Unova police?
>One of your officers needs reinforcements right this very instant.
>Assault by pokemon of unknown species
>Yes, officer Thorpe

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>>7522842
>The dad is confused at what exactly he said that was insulting
>Also sad
>Mostly sad
... well.....
Sorry kiddo, see you once you once you cool your jets.

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>>7522881
>an ultraspacew portal opens up
ROUND TWO, FIGHT
>mega punch

>>7522911
(>That extra once)
(Okay autocorrect why the fuck)

>>7522723
"We are in the process of moving the corpses out for burial"
"Found the main experimention room"
"Even though it's burnt, you can still see evidence of what went on"
"Lots of misplaced parts and bloodstains."

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>>7522914
>INCOMIIIIIIING

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...I'm heading to bed.

This was a horrible day.

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>>7522862
>The Porygon nods, giving Streambro a salute, before going back to the frigate. And nothing was fucked up whatsoever, what the fuck are you talking about.

>>7522914
>An Ultra Space portal has opened up!
>Nihilego wants to continue the game!
>Nihilego used toxic!

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Has anyone seen slugma? i-i am super worried...

>still trembling...

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>>7522914
>HIT!
Dude why are you ALWAYS harshing me? Why do you think I missed officer mustache over there? I've got a fuckin' plan, dude.
>All anyone else would hear is "Zrrt? Zrree!! Krrr!"
>Xurkitree used Dazzling Gleam!

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>>7522945
>slaps the miniors away
>>7522960
CANT AN ULTRABEAST HAVE A ONE ON ONE FIGHT WITHOUT EVERYONE JOINING IN
SCREW YOU GUYS IM GOING HOME
>punches another ultraspace portal and hops in

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>>7522960
>>7522881
HELLO! Would you like a PEPSI CO BRAND PEPSI?

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>>7522987
c-can I have one?

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>>7522986
>INCOMIIIIIIIING

>>7522987
>Nihilego laughs and takes the Pepsi!
>The Pepsi is dissolved and absorbed by the tentacles instantly!
>>7522986
>Nihilego makes a disappointed sound and opens a portal back to the Frigate

>>7522853
Die, you kin-murdering swine.
I'll wash you away, like the high and swirling tides.

>Hydro Pump!

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>>7522936
So much for science budget, these guys were merely playing Dr. Frankenstein.

>>7522914
Punch them good, punchbug of justice.

>>7522951
>(And nothing was fucked up whatsoever, what the fuck are you talking about.)
(uwotm8)

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>>7522998
Of course! Here you are, one icy chilled bottle of PEPSI!~

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>>7522987
>Equip drink.
>>7522986
>Spray Buzz with coke!

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>>7522982
>Has passed out from exhaustion while working on a statue. Partially cooled from inactivity.
>An incomplete statue of Zorro, looking heroic, other Pokemon cheering the Ninetales on, is near him
>It has gone through many redesigns...
>Evidenced by melted stone lumps in the corner

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>>7523019
>Kartana cuts into battle!
>Kartana used Leaf Blade!

>>7523019
>Policefag hauls his frozen leg out of the way and gets medieval.

>>7523028
What the hell? I thought that was trying to kill me...

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>>7523052
>Xurkitree plugs into the ground.
>Electric Terrain is activated!

>>7523024
"Should we call in the authorities for a more proper search?"

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>>7523025
t-thanks

> 'cleaning' up mess entirely
>....gulps down pepsi

>>7523040
>loos at all the statues

w-whoa!

>notices the slugma

aww you did not have to do that...

>curls up next to slugma....

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>>7523024
(...Just don't question it)

>>7523074
Sounds like a good idea.

>>7523048
>>7523028
>>7522986
(ultra beast speak) What's going on, why ale you arr fightan?

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>>7523074
I do believe the Alolan government is still looking for Aether's atrocities for a final legal action against Lusamine. In that case, the area should be left untouched.

>>7523052
>The brutal axe connects hard.
>>7523048
>So does the Leaf Blade.
>Focus Sash activated!

My brother will be avenged!
>>7523028
You... mercenary...
>>7523052
See you in hell, Thorpe. DARK PULSE!

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>>7522911
>Skitters can once again feel his lower body
>Yay
>>7522842
>Time to pester the boyfriend
>Sit on his headcrest
.... so.
What's goin' on here?

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>>7523103
>UB03 is immobile while plugged in!
>He plays a sick tune instead!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Azop8fALfY

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>>7522936
>>7523074
>>7523087
Gladion owns the laboratory.
I get the feeling he would want to see it for himself, so we can conduct the search once he wakes up.

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>>7523103
>>7523115
>Kartana watches with Xurkitree.

>>7523103
Frozen fucking leg, but I've got a gift for you.
Nighty-night, froglegs.

>Policefag brings the shock baton down hard.

>>7523084
>>7523087
"Alright. Leave everything where it is and call it in. Doing that now."

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>>7523107
>Giratina is pouting.
Nothing. What is going on with you?

>>7523122
>>7523133
"There are some pokemon still alive down here"
"We have no idea what aether did to them, but it seems pretty messed up."
"What do we do?"

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>>7523115
>buzzwole punches back into normal space
DANCE PARTY GO ON ACCOUNT OF THE EXTENSION CORD
>Starts Breakdancing

>>7523130
>Down goes the sad frog.
>Twitching still, and neutralized.
>Policefag has won.

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>>7523163
..... I'll pick them up when I go down there.
Be sure to take pictures of everything if you plan on removing it so that we can get a complete record against Lusamine.

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>>7523130
>Batboy outta nowhere

..Dangit, missed the fight.

>>7523115
Nice tunes though, treedude.

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>>7523167
>>7523183
>Give thumbs up!

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>>7522841
Ah well, thinks work out they always do. Hopefully soon in this case

But what I heard the voice said was "XOL IM COMING FOR YOU", if you didn't know Xol is my real name. Make fun of me for it, I don't care (if somebody gets where his name is from I tip my faggatory to you, hint: Mexico)

>>7523183
Heh. You're good people.
>Policefag groans, limping with his frozen right leg.
Looks like I'm on desk duty for a while.

>>7523182
"We are trying to keep everything in place, to preserve it for the police"
"They look like normal Pokemon with random organs and limbs attached. Very weak, and close to death."
"Apparently, Aether thought that this was the way to make hybrids"

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>>7523194
>Joe: Return the gesture

>>7523219
Uh, you gonna be alright, dude? Might wanna get that thing in a hot bath.

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>>7523122
Actually, yes. He should get a look, and he should do so soon. If this doesn't pry him out of his room, nothing else will.

>>7523163
Take care of them, they must be almost dying. Also do as >>7523182 says.

>>7523194
While you're here I present my formal apologies for suspecting you before.

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>>7523219
Zrreeet?
>Warm up wires and gesture to leg.
>>7523256
>Friend!
>Pat on head.
Zrree?
>>7523266
Krrree!

>>7523256
That sounds... pretty good about now. My apartment's just a little ways away.
>>7523288
Y-Yes please, friend...
>Groan
I'm sorry I doubted you. That was a clever move.

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>>7523154
Chillin'
Sittin' on your head
Hopin' that fuckin' Pikachu ain't gonna stealth pet my ass again.
Normal shit.
>Boop him on the nose

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>>7523308
Kree!
>Human anatomy falls deaf on him but he warms the leg with his perfectly dubsrolled wires.
>It's toasty like a nice warm blanket during a cold winter.

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>>7523288
Yeah, we're cool, bud.

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>>7523326
>slaps ass

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>>7523366
Oh dude you fucked up.
Giratina is the second most violent protective boyfriend in thread.

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>>7523326
Hahahaha.
>Pat with a tentacle.
Do you enjoy it here?
>>7523366
>Snap bones in tail.

>>7523331
>Policefag grimaces.
Thanks... I should be able to get home under my own power now. I'd give you a handshake, but it might be a shocking experience.
>chuckles

>Rolling for recovery, odd dubs are bad news Bewears for Policefag

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>>7523397
>Wave!!
>Go into Ultra Space portal!

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Evenin', bros.
Things are kinda crazy here, huh?
I'm, like, here if 'chu need to vent, or want advice on, like... life and stuff.

>>7523244
>>7523266
"Doing our best to keep them alive."
"They seem so happy, to finally be rescued from this place"
"Not sure what kind of medical aid they need, though. Potions seem to just be keeping them alive, instead of fixing them."

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>>7523458
So I like this girl.
But she hates my guts.
What do, doc.

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>>7523494
Bite a bullet.

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>>7523466
Holy shit... You're doing Arceus' work, buddy.
Do what you can, even if all you can do is make their remaining time comfortable.
>>7523182
With all due respect, sir, we might want to get there fast based on the reports.

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>>7523494

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>>7523494
That depends, bro. How hostile are 'chu tal-
>>7523518
Oh. That's how hostile 'chu're talking.

Anyway, like, I'd suggest trying to let go if she's that unhappy with 'chu and, like... I think she has a boyfriend, too.
Sorry, bro.
You could try to figure out why she hates 'chu, but if it's not something 'chu can change, or want to change, then, like... try to move on, 'chu know? I've had to move on from people I liked. It hurt, but that's normal.

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>>7523387
Definitely ba-
>>7523366
>Surprised cat shriek
What the fuckin' hell?

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>>7523518
C'mooooon.
>>7523563
Ah well. Thanks anyway.

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...
So ah, now that I have my old memories back... I think I actually understand why biologicals drink alcohol now.

...

Does something along those lines exist for Porygon like me?

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>>7523637
Speaking of which.
Where are you?
>>7523643
Downloading viruses? Motor oil? Bloatware?

>>7523643
Toolbars.

>>7523387
You, Gladion, and that Turtwig need to have a violent boyfriend competition.
See who's willing to get bloodier in the name of love

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i'm tire but i think i found their huouse, it's an old one covered with purple flowers isn't it?

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>>7523654
>>7523657
But viruses and bloatware and toolbars just mean I'd be slower and take longer to do things.

...

And how would I ingest motor oil anyways?

>>7523520
"One of them asked where his parents are. He apparently wants to see them one last time."
"Is there a registry or something we can use?"

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>>7523715
I mean that's what alcohol does to humans pretty much.
Speaking of which time to down pills with brandy.
Don't you have a physical body? Just ask swooshy hair mcrobotfucker to help you out with that.

>>7523715
Try Bonzi buddy.

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>>7523466
They need medical attention as soon as possible. But, I don't know if even then it would help.

>>7523520
I thought you were already moving towards Alola, especially with these developments in the last days.

>>7523643
Consider that humans get drunk to forget, but in the end just momentarily. In your case it would be intentionally deleting those memories, or at least locking them away.

>>7523660
Only if I am allowed to watch. Through a camera. Connected to a stream.

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>>7523520
I'll try to wake Gladion up, but I can't promise anything.
I don't have a GladiFlute, so unless the entire thread goes and participates in a summoning I can't guarantee he'll wake.

>>7523792
RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE
GREAT DEMON OF FRIES
EDGIEST OF THEM ALL
GLADION

>Burns a three days grace album and a McDonalds kids meal

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>>7523696
you should touch their flowers
wouldnt you wanna surprise deoxys with flowers?

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>>7523748
...From what I've heard, that's far from the only effect.

>>7523778
I want to forget unspeakable horrors, not relive them.

>>7523784
...That... actually, thinking about it, that'd probably be best. I only really need to deliver the report to Colress, then I'll re-encrypt them. Thanks.

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>>7523696
Absolutely do not touch the flowers.

>>7523792
I'll perform the salt dance while singing the salt song, which goes SALT, SALT, SAAAAAAAAAAALT

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>>7523839
Oh hello~
Do I know you?
>>7523696
They're beautiful aren't they?
I'm afraid their entire house is surrounded by them, so you'll have to march on through like the brave Skorupi you are!
Only a brave Skorupi would dare take on a ghost witch and his demon consort!

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>>7523839
>>7523696
Do not touch those flowers. I'm not sure what they are but it might be poisonous.

Also, can I make an injunction that all foxlike creatures with tails that number fewer than 9 be forbidden from speaking to this Skorupi?

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>>7523366
Naw 'landit you did not just steal my schtick
>slaps ass

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>>7523882
No. I'm trying to practice my disguises.
Hang on.

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>>7523839
>>7523879
>>7523882
>>7523885
i can see an opeing at tha goes directly to the house, with not flower, i wont take them or step at them or anything like that

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>>7523792
RISE OH MASTER OF THE DARK ARTS
RISE, OH LORD OF ALL THAT IS EDGE
RISE, GLADION

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISE

>>7523784
What kind of medical attention is needed for having most of your body replaced?
There is a umbreon here with parts from 5 other eeveelutions.

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>>7523882
>>7523839
Quit messin with the kid. It ain't funny.

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>>7523930
Hey Joe its me your perfect waifu.
Don't you wanna bang me?

>>7523919
(Gadreel's roleplayer, he doesn't have a path. It's quite literally a belladonna wall)

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>>7523938
what the shit

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>>7523928
...Dear god. That... that's horrifying...

>>7523930
I stand with Batboy on this one. ...Can I call you Batboy?

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>>7523792
I bet he'll come if I slap your ass
>slaps

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>>7523963
WHat's wrong.
NEver gotten your COCK sucked by yourself?

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>>7523941
(well, okay)
i was wrong there is no bath, it's all an wall, maybe if i pass carefully i go trough it, i'm resistant, nut he proabably made sure it was something that would pass hurt poison types too,
>starts shaking in place unsure if she should enter or not

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I need help reporting the gore-spammers in this thread:
>>7523571

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>>7523966
Yeah, sure, call me whatever ya want really.

>>7523982
>Joe: Be confused.

I don't have a gator face though, dipshit.

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>>7523885
Make it less than 6 and consider your injunction passed.

>>7523928
Just HOW it is even still alive

>>7523997
Do it
Do you want to let Deoxys die from those evil witch of a ghost or not
just take a deep breath and charge in

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>>7524007
You take that better than most people.

GLADION
HEY GLADION
CAN I GET A LARGE ORDER OF HAIR WITH A SIDE OF SALT AND GAY?

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>>7524031
I have a high tolerance for nonsense, apparently.

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>>7524007
>>7524062

can you explain this

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>>7524027
Stop trying to kill the kid, bro.
'Chu're making me mad, and that's, like... not easy. At all.

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>>7524062
That's good th-
>>7524072
Oh, that's fucking nasty.

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>>7524072
DELETE THIS

>>7524076
I have no clue what you are talking about, I am merely trying to talk him into saving the life of another

>>7523997
Deoxys isn't going to die, stop listening to those foxes. All they want is for you to die, and running into that wall is probably going to kill you seeing how much they want you to run into it.

You know why they want you to die? Because foxes eat little Skorupi. They're gonna wait 'til you're dead, and then they'll eat you up, and you'll never see your mama or Deoxys again!

>>7524024
>>7523966
It's in the worst condition, by far.
Apparently, they have been eating whatever they could find. His digestive system and organs work, but just barely. The will to live is an impressive thing.

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>>7524072
Nope.

>>7524090
Eh, kinda.
Been through some weird shit in the last week or so.

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>>7523968
Wha-
>N shouts and flinches, curling up on the bed
That's not what...
>Sets the "Hours since something bad has happened" counter back at 0 with choked sob

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Neat, a hang glider.

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>>7524102
That's awful...

>>7523968
>>7524109
>ticked Poreh noises

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>>7524102
I'm going to have words with my commander about getting over there right fucking now.

>>7523968
>Swats the Salandit.
Hands off the boss, kid.

>>7524109
Sir? Sir? We're needed in Alola. Please confirm that we're heading there to meet the away team currently poking around Aether's nightmare factory.

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>>7524122
I DID THAT FIRST

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>>7524027
there must be another way, must think of something maybe if i look around might find something that can help me go trough the wall of poisonous flowers, i bet they know they are so strong even poison types are affected by it
>>7524097
they eat skorupi, so they really wanted me to die
>visibly shakin and crying
i just went on a pointless mission all by myself and i'm was seconds from looking how invade to a person's house, for no reason, i worried mama pointlessly, i'm really am a idiot

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>>7524136
>He extends one hand for a shaky thumbs up before returning back to being a ball of trauma

>>7524141
>>7524122
It's true, she did.

-J.S

haha i have discovered the plans on how aether created the type: null
with a little tweaking i bet i could improve it
though this could take a while i hope i can find an old lab or something to create them in

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>>7524152
No, no, you're not an idiot, you were led astray by foxes.

Now run home to Mama, I'm sure she's worried sick.

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>>7524155
>poke N
hey

>>7524152
No the others are lying they just want Deoxys to die because he kills every human he comes near accidentally
You really must hurry if you want to save Deoxys
onwards and show him how brave you are

>>7524136
>Sends coordinates
We are the group of pokemon that tried to start a community on an oil rig.
We moved to an island, and found the lab underground while looking for ore.
I don't know how much longer these guys will last for.

>>7524126
I agree with you.
This is sickening.

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>>7524177
i'm exausted, i don't think i can walk all the way back, it's too far away, but i'll go anyway, i'll walk until i collapse i guess that's my punishment for being naive
>>7524204
i don't know what to believe anymore, who is friend, who is trying to eat me, it's all my fault
>collapses

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>>7524102
Maybe, and this is a big, shiny, all upper case MAYBE, he could be healed to a less sorry state with proper medical care including painkillers and organ transplant drugs for life. I wouldn't want to see something trying this hard to survive getting euthanized.

>>7524152
You really should go home, but maybe try getting their attention from there. I know they regularly check the perimeter.

>>7524186
The salt ceremony has worked. Now that you're here, there's a thing you need to see
>frankensteineon.jpg

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>>7524186
>N startles hard and grabs the hand, digging his nails in

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>>7524255
what the absolute fuck
why
>>7524259
hey babe
>hug
whats up?

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>>7524176

>>7523928
>>7524102

I'm sure you'd be arrested for Pokemon cruelty if you did anything with those plans.

>>7524204
I'll have you know I'm actually very fond of Deoxys, and I'm just as fond of that kid, and if you don't shut your vulpine mouth I'll personally come over there and shut it for you

>>7524236
...If you need a ride home I can take you there. I'll also help you about finding out how your Legendary friend is doing. Stand back from your phone or whatever else you're using to contact us, I'll need room to come out of it.
>initiate cyberspace warp

I WISH
FOR EVERYONE TO BE GENDERWAPPED FOR THE NEXT 3 DAYS

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>>7524284
Because they just found a secret Aether lab which, for the looks of it, was when they started the Type:Full project inspired by a night of bad horror movies and surplus pokemon parts.

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>>7524293
okay...
>the skorupi, who is on the ground, puts her phone, in front of her and in small distance of her puddle of tears

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>>7524327
>Anon gets his dick exploded into an origami fountain of blood for repeatedly asking for stupid ass wishes

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>>7524284
.... Nothing, I suppose. Aside fro being sexually assaulted by a Salandit, but that's not new.
They want us to check out an Aether hybrid lab, do you want to go?

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>>7524327
>And burninated.

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>>7524360
>The phone, after a few seconds, gives a short beep. Then, a stream of tiny cubes comes out of it and coalesces into a Porygon-Z.

Hello there. So ah, you want to go home now, or do you want me to see if I can find out anything about your friend?

>Zeta also looks around the area. How far up does the wall of belladonna go...? Is there anyplace that Zeta could knock?

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>>7524349
arceus right
>>7524377
sure why not
>kiss boyfriend

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>>7524327
>And spooked.

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>>7524327
>And given Samuel L Jackson's face

>>7524255
He keeps saying "I'm not going to die", and "I'm going to see my friends again".
We are not letting him, or the others, die.

>>7524377
>Sends coordinates
I hope you guys are good at medical aid.
The Pokemon here really need it.

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>>7524418
maybe you could take a peek, he's prabably just having a fun time, while me here was going to disrupt his fun, i'm just an annoying brat

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This frigate suuuuucks.

>>7524461
No, no, you're not. You were worried about him and doing what concerned friends do. It's just that your information about what was happening was coming from dishonest foxes. Here, climb on my back.

>The Porygon-Z bends down for the Skorupi to climb on, making sure she gets her phone back, then attempts to fly over the belladonna wall. Walladonna? Either way, he then goes to the front door and knocks. If there is one.

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>>7524495
>Jumps at
>transforms into a brick before it hits

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>>7524427
>Kiss Gladion
>>7524456
We can bring the Genesect units
>>7524495
>N's Zoroark appears
How's it swinging, cat?

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>>7524520
>climbs on porygon-z's back
well thank you, mister, fell so stupid, for believing those foxes
>sad skorupi noises

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>>7524542
Ow! Hey. Why?
>>7524561
Is this where you murder me? Come on I just wanted to look.

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>>7524520
>The house has a strong protective ward
>Touching the door burns surface that touched it
>Maybe try yelling, they might stop banishing demons long enough to hear

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>>7524581
>britto laughs like a madman and rolls away, still in brick form

>>7524581
Chill. I'm not killing anybody, cat. I'm just hanging and making sure we're all cool here. Stuff goes south and I might.
-N's Zoroark

>>7524561
They could help.
They claim to be the only hybrids that survived. Almost everything else is burnt, and there seemed to be no way to escape from the lab until we showed up.
The elevator was the only way in and out, and aether blew it up while evacuating.

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>>7524595
Thanks for that.
>>7524611
Cool.
>He wipes the blood off his snout and rummages through some of the storage crates.

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>>7524456
That's the spirit. Maybe get all of them in the same room, so they can find each other.

>>7524561
Actually I think Colress should see the area personally.

>>7524595
You have found a new purpose in life: being the best brick there ever was.

>>7524571
No, don't feel down on yourself, they were just evil foOWH.
>Zeta shook the burned flipper, nursing it a bit.
Okay, note to self, don't knock. UH, HELLO THERE? IS ANYONE HOME? I HAVE A CONCERNED FRIEND OF DEOXYS...
>When raised in volume, it becomes almost glaringly obvious that Zeta's voice, like all Porygon voices, is computer-generated.

(>stop posting for one day
>character i play doesn't feel right
time to neck myself)

>>7524703
no threatening suicide is my thing pick something else jerk

>>7524718
(k im gonna cut myself)

>>7524738
(ok good)

>>7524738
>>7524747
(Both'a y'all stop that. No hurting yourself pls.)

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>>7524619
We're on our way. You're doing great, just keep everybody calm.
>>7524638
I agree regarding Colress' involvement.
>>7524630
>John wanders up.
Howdy. Looking for something in particular?

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>>7524703
(Who do you play, anon?)
>>7524747
(Anon why.)
>>7524638
Well... I'll see if he's free for it.
>Message Colress

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>>7524786
Hey.
>He's half stuck over the side of a crate.
You guys got anything cool? Like guns?

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>>7524653
thank you, wonder if he's here still

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>>7524807
They have pipes in the back of the storage room, left side.

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>>7524768
(2late i feel even worse that the discord didn't consider me when guessing who deperssion anon was which is completely stupid and childish and i need helpaaaaaaaaa)
>>7524791
>(Anon why.)
(becauase)

>>7524768
(too bad my arm is already bleeding)
>>7524791
(yo i play gladion)

>>7524854
(bork?)

>>7524861
(Dangit dude.)

>>7524807
No guns that I'm aware of. The Genesect squad has boarder-repulsion covered.
There's a mess hall, though, me and my little bro could try to sneak in and cook pancakes.

>>7524836
I recommend brass for beatsticking.

>>7524861
( Ray's player here, you cool bro. Pls no do this )

>>7524861
(skorupi's player here don't do anything harsh man)

>>7524638
>>7524786
We are scouring the facility for more survivors.
So far, we have found five, including the Umbreon. All are hybrids, and are in pretty bad shape. Keeping them alive and comfortable the best we can.
...
Found another. It's a garchomp. In some sort of half-mega state. Her fins are partially melted, and there appears to be a mega stone fused to her. I'm going to guess that Aether tried doing something with mega evolution...

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>>7524836
Dude, claws. I can barely hold a hang glider.
>>7524881
Laaaaame.
Pancakes? I don't think I can eat human food. I tried that when my trainer threw me out and it just made me sick.

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>>7524881
Yeah, brass is good, tough enough that it wont crack, hard enough that it wont dent too much.

Made a staff out of a couple and some couplings, haven't had a chance to test it though.

>>7524922
Why ya askin for guns, then?

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>>7524653
>Zeta tries again, this time louder and with more passion. And by passion we mean lack of voice modulation at high volume.

HELLO ! IS ANYONE HOME ?

>>7524878
>>7524897
>>7524911
(sorry man ill try to jump in later you guys can just npc gladion for a while)

>>7524861
>>7524854
(I guess we can go have a depression party. I'll bring the alcohol and we can drink our desire to die away.)
(Also Gladi, wrong in what sense? Like... Feels like you're playing him wrong, or don't know what to do with him?)

i fucked up
i tried to make more type: nulls using those aether documents and a some equipment from the weather institute and they turned out all wrong
oh arceus forgive me
it looks nothing like the documents said it would

>>7524986
What did you do anon

What have you done

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>>7524881
>(forgot my avatar)

>>7524922
Ah. Well, as long as you don't break anything important or sucker punch anybody, you should be fine to stick around.
Just give me a shout if you have any questions.

>>7524938
Nice. I prefer a shorter weapon, myself - two to three feet, with thirty inches being the sweet spot for speed versus momentum. The fights I get in, I'm usually counting on sneaky fuckery.

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>>7524938
I dunno they're cool. I wanna look like Shadow the Zoroark.
>>7525007
Cool.
>He rummages through another crate.
What do you guys do here?

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>>7524986
>>7524993
bro
what the fuck
why
why would you try to do that

>>7524993
i dont know
the thing ate my pidgey using its ass and i locked myself in a storage closet
luckily it wont live long since i forgot to give it kidneys but that still might take too long and i might not survive
>>7525044
i just wanted the perfect custom made doggo pokemon is that too much to ask

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>>7525007
More of a defensive thing, honestly. I've got my bats if I gotta do some wetwork, though.

Not that I plan on that happening anytime soon.

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>>7524986
... Why? What made you think that was a good idea?

>>7525071
Yes apparently it is too much to ask.
Grab something long and heavy if you can.

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(Hey ah, Zeta's player here. May I have an invite link to the discord, please?)

>>7524588
>>7524653
>>7524942
>Yelling intensifies. Maybe a certain Porygon-Z should actually quote who they're talking to. Eventually, his voice cuts off- he'd overstrained the speaker that served as his "voicebox". Zeta blinks, then pats his mouth a bit. Uh-oh.

>>7524918
How do you reverse mega evolution?

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>>7525043
In general, we're Pokemon-rights people - some from N's Plasma sect plus some new blood.
I'm one of the new guys, fought in the Unovan conflict a while back and had some run-ins with Aether Foundation.
Right now we're on a mercy mission: trying to bring relief to the survivors of one of Aether's black sites and the 'Mons who found the place.

>>7525071
. . .
You have no understanding of what you were doing. Try not to die.

>>7525102
(ding https://discord.gg/2XM3J )

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>>7525071
YES. IT IS WHEN YOURE FUCKING WITH THE LIFE OF A POKEMON.
ITS GOING TO BE MISERABLE FOR THE TIME IT TAKES IT TO DIE, AND IF I FIND YOU I WILL PERSONALLY ASSIT IN MAKING SURE YOU GO DOWN WITH IT.

>>7525107
(Thaaaank you)

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>>7525102
maybe if i yell to they maybe be hear it
HELLOOOO IS ANYBODY THERE, IS DEOXYS THERE TOO?

>>7524854
(oh god why)
>>7524861
(For a starter, try bleeding less, or not at all)
>>7524966
(alcohol doesn't really help in the long run)
(what is needed is therapy IRL)
-Streambro, not wasting an image slot for once

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>>7525105
Hey I might tag along with ya.
>Zoroark used Transform!
Cool. How's my disguise?

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>>7525105
>>7525111
all the pokemon i used to make it were already dead before I got to them
here I snapped a pic of the thing before I locked myself away
i was not expecting my first attempt to actually create life i just wanted to get used to the process of splicing together pokemon before I attempted it for the final result

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>>7525168
Not bad. You missed a scar or two, but only my little bro would know the difference.

>>7525183
You really should have known better...

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>>7524918
... Arceus, it's some kind of Garchomp amalgam.

>>7524986
>>7525071
>>7525183
Why the WHY did you do this shit after seeing over and over the results. Are you dense?

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>>7525233
Cool. Once I get it 1 ta 1 you wanna play a prank on your bro?
Maybe your other buds too?

>>7525254
>>7525233
i thought i could succeed where others failed
i just wanted to create the perfect frie-and oh arcues it broke a hole in the door and has my foot trapped in its weird reverse digestive system

>>7525254
She's wrapped around me, happy that someone is here to help her.
Keeps asking to "make the pain stop".
We tried potions, but they didn't work.
How do we alleviate it? She seems to be in agony.

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>Everything feels weird.
>Where am I?

>>7525344
Potions aren't painkillers. They're healing inducers.

>>7525102
>>7525147
.... Darkrai, can you get the door?
-Gadreel

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>>7525147
>Darkrai opens the door.
Hello?

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>>7525386
hello have you seem deoxys?
i was worried about him, have you seem him?

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>>7525344
I know that even successfull Mega-Garchomp evolutions are a pain for the Garchomp. My best bet would be prying out the mega stone, but. that could worsen the situation. Have you found a mega keystone in the area that could have triggered this?

>>7525386
>The Porygon-Z manages to get his voicebox working again because I killed it on a whim and the scene kinda doesn't need it actually killed
Hello. My name is Zeta, and ah... yeah. She came all the way from the Great Marsh to check on him...

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>>7525406
He is in the guest room and we are helping him recover memories.
>>7525417
...
Ah, come in. Take a seat I'll get you some tea. Please respect Deoxys and do not come into the guest room until he is awake.

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>>7525428
>The Porygon-Z nods.
All right... uh. I uh... I'm gonna have to pass on the tea for myself though... I'm sorta, uh, mouth-impaired...?
>Zeta comes in, setting the Skorupi down, and sits down in a chair.

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>>7525428
can i see him, maybe i can help him recover his memories
i met him before him going to this place so maybe i can be of use

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>>7524878

>>7525451
Fuschiafag here.
How's it going?

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>>7525450
He's not even awake, little one. Let him rest.

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>>7525461
I got lost on the way to your last night house so i ended up just sleeping outside since it was so late and I didn't want to call and wake anybody up

>>7525477
I need to get off the sauce, i meant to say 'your house last night'

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>>7525448
>>7525450
You stay here and wait patiently.
You try to come inside and I will not hesitate to put you both to sleep and throw you out.
>He pours a cup of tea for Skorupi.
Tea?

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>>7525486
>flinches a bit
sorry, mister i was justworried about him, you won't hurt me will you?

>>7525477
Sorry 'bout that. You're welcome to come over, look for the house with a patched-up side.

>>7525413
We found the keystone.
No idea what aether did to it, but it certainly isn't normal. Has crystals and circuitry attached.
The stone is fused to her back. And she keeps trying to reach it and pull it out.
Should we take the risk, and remove it?

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>>7525504
I will not hurt you. I just do not want anyone interrupting the ceremony.
Tea?
>He offers the filled teacup to the Skorupi.

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>>7525504
>Zeta gently pats Skorupi's back.
Don't worry, he's not gonna hurt you. He's just protecting Deoxys, okay? I'm... not exactly sure how what they're doing works, but something tells me that if he wakes up prematurely... something bad happens...?
>At that he turns to Darkrai, unsure of his words.
...Well, either way, it's best to leave him be until he reawakens.

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>>7525533
s-sure, what flavor of tea is it?
>sips

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>>7525514
Describe the circuitry, removing it could be dangerous but maybe it can be deactivated.
Any mega evolution experts in here?

(hey gladions rper here i think im gonna call it a day for today sorry)

>>7525545
Here's a schematic.
And a picture of the keystone.
>Both are sent to you
According to the research documents which survived, they were trying to make mega evolution permanent.

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>>7525537
>Darkrai nods.
Well it wouldn't be very bad but he really wanted help with his memories.
>>7525540
Chamomile I think? Either way Gadreel makes a very good set of tea.
>He pours himself a cup of tea and sets it on a chair.
>Which he sits in.

>>7525581
>The Porygon-Z blinks softly at this.
Uh... Should I amend that "mouth-impaired" comment...? I uh...

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Is it time to be depressed?

>>7525552
(That's alright dude, I guess we'll see you tomorrow?)

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>>7525617
Uh, I don't think so, unless I wasn't told about it?

>>7525617
Policefag reporting.
Can I give you good news instead?
This guy right here >>7525633 is a great guy who was ready to go to bat to help me out.

Also, I'm gonna try to float an idea or two past the policy wonks tomorrow, see if we can get some more good things going here in Unova.

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>>7525571
And their attempt at making it permanent was some weird and failed feedback loop that simulated the presence of a trainer, instead made it bounce between an active and an inactive phase. I don't know much about mega stones but I do know my electronics.
This will need to be done with the correct timing:
Cut the red cable when the topmost crystal is glowing the most, wait five seconds, cut the blue cable, wait another five seconds, cut the yellow cable and quickly splice it into the red.
The circuit now should stop trying to reactivate itself, and with it, the keystone.

>>7525552
(stay safe, and good night)

>>7525658
It's kind of sad actually, this second Greninja didn't seem to be a psychotic murderer like his brother, more like he was in a deep grief at losing him plus coercion from the edgymon murder team.

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kinda spacing out a lot today
whats up guys?

>>7525665
Okay...
>Performs the procedure
Well, it worked. She isn't Mega-Evolved anymore, and we removed the inactive mega stone. Seems like her body suffered damage from being in that state for so long. Fins are still melted, and she can barely walk. I'm supporting her right now, and applying medical aid. Or, at least, what we can do right now in terms of medical treatment.