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>>7511337
I shared the idea with the group.
They agreed on the dangers of the oil rig, and decided to move to the land.
It'll take a while to move everything, though, so we have plenty of time to plan.
What is the proper course of action if we are attacked?
>>7511493
Bunkers!!!
Underground!!!
Easy to defend!!!
>>7511481
:hug even tighter
so mister, are you single?
just curious nothing more
>start blushing harder
>>7511468
Mine, but I also really like Castelia despite having visited it only once.
Would go back, maybe permanently some day.
>>7511493
Having seen the 'mons in your project, you could probably repel attacks from random poachers and minor attacks from organized groups but for any serious actions, I would ask for help from the outside, be those trainers sympathetic to your cause, or other friendly organized groups. The Alolan government maybe, and Team Plasma under N definitely would help.
>>7511354
Ah thank you for this. This will help me greatly.
How have you been?
>>7511468
I suppose Hoenn?
>>7511536
Single? I do not understand the meaning of this word.
I am made of many different cells.
>>7511595
cute
>>7511536
Aren't you a bit young to be thinking of relationships?
You should be thinking of hugs instead!
>Hug
>>7511627
>SCREECHING INTERNALLY
>>7511595
you know a girlfriend, someone special, they holding hand, keep meeting each other even *blushes* kiss
but it's just a question, nothing more
>>7511595
Like, a relationship
>>7511655
>Dubsfail
>The entire frigate just heard N screech at the top of his lungs
>>7511615
Ah, thank you for the kind words.
>>7511656
I have many friends, regardless of gender. Is holding hands special to you?
It isn't to me.
>>7511657
Again, I have many relationships. I am in one with many different humans, and possibly more pokemon.
>>7511627
Uh.
>>7511655
Is that creature harassing you?
>the shiny Ditto somehow survived being roasted by a curling iron and Zekrom
>it barely crawls weakly into the medbay of the Frigate
>is on the verge of Death
>>7511694
The yellow demon isn't after me, I just have bad memories of it.
Watch out for your Skorupi friend.
>>7511694
Are you a virgin?
>>7511627
>floats by and pours holy water on the demon
>>7511744
>Throws a brick at the balloon
>>7511694
>throws a brick at
>>7511622
Hard to say, I'm not really good at propaganda. But your stream about the daily life on the community helps. Making an emphasis of reforming or in the worst cases, getting rid problematic pokemon can also help.
>>7511694
Awwww hello
>Hug
>>7511715
You look like you hurt
>Hug
>>7511728
>Hug
>>7511744
>hu-
>SHRIEKS IN PAIN
CURSE YOU WENC-
>Gets banished back to the distortion world
>>7511694
y-yes *blushing* but it needs to be for someone special for me
>looks at deoxys
>>7511715
>Sniffers is in the medbay
>He attempts to give medical aid to the ditto
>>7511773
>Throws a brick at the lusty alolan maid
>>7511779
>breathing faintly
>>7511728
I will be careful.
>>7511743
I do not think I hail from Virgo.
>>7511760
>Hit.
Ow! What is that for?
>>7511769
>Ignore creature.
>>7511777
Who is special to you? We are nearly there, I am going to let you go a bit away from the Marsh.
I do not wish to harm any of the humans there.
>>7511789
>>7511806
>Potion and careful help off of floor
>Medical aid continues
>>7511806
Hang in there, please.
>Uses a full restore on the ditto
>>7511819
Hey John McAfee. Can you do anything to help our pure ayylien friend?
>>7511814
>Throws a porygon z at the lizard
>>7511570
......
Right now I am fine.
I can find more spell objects -
Should you ever need.
>She works on cleaning the Doublade
>>7511811
well he's a nice guy, pretty handsome and cool, you might know him
so we'll be ariving soon right, well it was fun knowing you so it was cool when you came and rescued me, my hero *hugs tighter* i will miss you
>>7511837
WHAT
>IS THROWN WIDE OF SALAZZLE
>>7511834
I'm not sure I should.
Innocence is so rare these days, it's best to treasure it... although...
>>7511811
Your friend appears to be asking questions of an amorous nature.
>>7511829
>>7511819
>breathing more regularly
>still unconscious but not about to die anymore if left alone
>>7511856
Your kindness is immense. Presently I am working on a few luck potions.
Hmmm... Do you think I should invest in battle potions?
>>7511811
Hm. A virgin is one whom in sex they have participated not. You recognized not the term, so find not surprise if one should peg you as such.
>>7511916
sex what is that?
>>7511893
>Sprays him with a burn heal, and several more potions, to be safe
There we go buddy. Everything will be fine. You have friends caring for you now.
>>7511931
It begins again!
>>7511862
Arceus? Dialga? They are rather cool.
>He lands a bit away from the Great Marsh and sets the Skorupi down.
This should be a good spot to leave you. Your mother is waiting for you.
>>7511874
Amorous? The word falls deaf upon me, is it slang?
>>7511916
Sex? I do not think I have any interest in that.
>>7511931
Child. To your mother.
>>7511931
With those words you confirm yourself among the ranks of the virgins.
>>7511941
I did not presume so.
As for amorous, it is a word which refers to romantic relations in the modern tongue.
>>7511941
before that
>climbs on deoxys shoulder and kiss him on the cheek
good bye mister, when i get older i will marry you, bye
>walk to the marsh and stops at every moments too wave him good bye
>>7511966
Ah of c-
>>7511985
>Stares off at the Skorupi.
>You definitely broke him.
...Thank you? Do take care.
>>7511908
Perhaps misfortune.
Strike your enemies down quick.
Do not let them hit.
>>7512035
Very good. Thank you.
Blood, toxin, eyes, poison and viscera. Let you make my enemies trip over themselves.
Let you bring chaos.
And most of all, let you bring close combats to the user's faces.
>She gets to work, humming.
>meets her mother
>talks about what happened
>talks about how her hero came and flew him all they way from unova
>she keeps talking to her mom about deoxys
>skorupi falls sleeps in her mama's arms
No one else would happen to need any help, would they?
>>7512065
My name is Kanabo. My brother greets you. Your efforts are inspiring.
I look forward to helping. He's the clever one, but I'm a born combatant.
We're in Unova right now. Any targets here? He's getting very restless.
>>7512142
>throw brick at
>>7512142
.... I live in a boat which wanders the seas.
We passed over a trench and nearly got taken out by two massive monsters.
Is there anything you could do about those, or would we be better off avoiding the area?
>>7512142
well mama said that she thanks you for saving me and that she was so worried about me she was almost crying, so she thanks you deeply mister deoxys
>blows kid across the internet
>>7512151
>Throw brick at brick thrower
>>7512173
>throw brick
>>7512147
Remember to be a little vague with your wording. This is a public channel.
I am not the one that dictates targets. I just try to assist.
I suppose just be on your toes. Try to avoid hurting any of the young humans, as annoying as they are.
>>7512173
*kiss
>>7512173
Your doing WHAT with a child?
>>7512173
>blows kid
>>7512186
Typo, bud.
>>7512151
>Deoxys dodges the brick.
This is getting annoying.
>>7512171
The... Giant giant ones? I'd keep away from them.
I will talk to Bluey and Red about doing something about them.
>>7512173
Ah, thank you.
>>7512202
Hellooooo~
>>7512208
Howdy, space guy.
>>7512213
(joking dude)
>>7512208
well have a good night, mister i hope we meet again
>>7512181
>>7512035
>>7512147
>notes taken
>relevant info passed to superiors
>>7512218
Hello, player. How are you?
>>7512239
Thank you child, rest well.
>>7512228
(well sorry for taking for not taking the joke)
>>7512241
While I don't know you very well I am intimately familliar with you Magneton Jayveecee.
Oops, and I seem to have used one of those misfortune potions specifically on him.
Sorry~
>>7512250
(have a nice day, I'l be off)
>>7512242
Eh, pretty good, mostly.
>>7512208
>Did someone mention the giant Kaiju?
>Massive snake has shown up near the Sinnoh coast!
>>7512280
>along with a Godzilla himself trailing behind it
>>7512274
I would offer to-
>>7512280
>Deep sigh.
>Activate speed form.
>Zooooooooooooooom.
>>7512262
Justice sweet and swift, for this collaborator. I salute you, friend.
My next target's locked. Take the head, the snake will die, then we free his 'team'.
- Hanbo the Greninja
>>7512241
>N reads over the information
>And groans internally
... One day.
No chaos.
Ple-
>>7512280
>>7512295
>Screams internally
>>7512297
And I sacrifice a luck potion for you.
Burned in a flame, for a comrade not to be slain.
Water strikes quickest. Silence is the answer.
I hope it helps.
>>7512296
>Oooo Sinnoh coastal city gon' git fucked
>The wildlife along the shore is already dead as hell
>Boiled alive or encased in solidified magma
>>7512262
Superstition is for the weak.
>>7512313
Enemies popping up goddamn everywhere
>>7512352
(Is it alright if I make Deoxys be able to regenerate for this battle? He can do that in the movies/anime and I just wanna make sure before I do it. I don't really plan for him to do it much so don't expect me to "lol regengodmod" past things.)
>Get there in the 'nick' of time.
>Sigh.
>Deoxys used Superpower.
>>7512333
>( tripfails, the victim definitely gets tipped off )
I thank you, my friend. I will err on caution's side. Watch the human's "news".
>>7512377
>He manages to hit himself with his own attack.
>Sigh.
This isn't cool.
>>7512280
>>7512295
>>7512352
Boy, am I glad I'm not in that snowy hellhole right now.
>>7512352
>>7512377
>godzilla just follows and watches
>occasionally looking in the direction of the Spear pillar
(well pokepals the depression is overwhelming me and i fear that soon enough i'll end up with a bullet in my head, though i'm not sure why i'm making this post at all so if somebody suddenly disappears and stops posting 5ever it might have been me)
>>7512380
>OH FUCK I'VE BEEN SEEN
>HOSTILE TARGET: SALANDIT.
>DARK PULSE, TIME TO KILL
>>7512333
>Froslass silently wonders if a luck potion is supposed to sound like a child being gutted
>But returns to sharpening and polishing her brother
>>7512398
(Yo, whats gotcha down bud?)
>>7512380
Thank you.
>>7512410
>It definitely isn't.
>Might have used the wrong type of eyes in that one...
>>7512377
(Go ahead. Godzilla regenerates so I don't see it as a problem)
>>7512387
>Dalamadur urns and looks at the new foe
>He begins pooling magma in his mouth for a magma beam, temp jumping to 1600c
>>7512406
>Salandit falls dead.
>I know I'm an evil 'Mon, but my goals are just.
>There's a damn Gumshoos.
>I hear screaming up ahead.
>Ice beam, just for you.
>>7512398
(You wanna talk about it dude?)
>>7512398
(Hey man if you wanna talk about it we care about you dude.)
>>7512432
(Definitely going to need that regen with how much Deoxys misses. If I use it too much feel free to tell me.)
>Deoxys takes the brunt of the damage in Defense Form, leaving burn marks.
I really think I'm going to need Groudon and Kyogre for this. Possibly Ray.
>Switch to Attack Form!
>Deoxys used Superpower!
>>7512442
>There's my goddamn mark.
>Lycanroc and Pangoro?
>Low Kick on the lead.
>>7512463
>Policefag screams.
RED HEEL, STONE EDGE THIS CUNT!
>Lycanroc used Stone Edge!
>Pangoro got between Policefag and the Greninja!
>>7512481
>Life orb in my grip.
>Low Kick for the canid foe.
>Why do they resist?
>>7512489
>Policefag draws his shock baton.
>The Lycanroc uses Stone Edge again, and the Pangoro brings out Hammer Arm!
>>7512500
I... I cannot see...
Why did you... defend him so?
Why embrace your chains?
>The Greninja quakes.
>It is barely hanging on.
>Death approaches fast.
>>7512462
(Can do famalam)
>One of Dalamadur's spikes is ripped clean from the hide and he shrieks in response
>Another magma beam is fired
>>7512539
You murdered my friend.
The last thing through your sick head?
Tom Thorpe's goddamned boot.
>Policefag stomps, then weeps. Chewy, his Salandit, is dead.
>>7512544
>Deoxys is burnt to vapor in an instant.
>The gem that's usually in his chest falls to the ground.
>Roll for regen.
>>7512576
>Throw b-
>Throw potion
>>7512603
>Due to confusing it was a brick that was thrown.
>Godzilla gets bored and goes back to the ocean, destroying a few cities before he leaves
>>7512576
>Deoxys has only formed his torso, half his head and an arm.
>>7512603
>>7512627
>>7512706
>He throws the brick at Godzilla, depth perception be damned.
>>7512719
(Alright I'm gonna head off to bed. We can continue this or not I dunno man. Night.)
>>7512706
Well shit.
Clearing rubble with a hangover is not what I wanted to do today.
Good morning, everyone. What did I miss?
-Zeta
>>7514377
A giant monster wrecked some cities of the Sinnoh coast.
Like it walked through them.
It didn't got my block but the city is wrecked.
>>7514420
>Blink
That uh... well. That's not good at all.
>>7514425
It even destroyed the liquor store.
Send help, I'm running out.
I'l just go back to clearing rubble and getting the roads cleared.
>>7514447
I've honestly never understood biologicals and their fascination with perception, processing-power, and memory-altering drugs... I've seen it be referenced as "fun", but I've never understood how it can be so... care to shed some light on that?
>>7511468
Fuschia City!
>>7514468
I enjoy the taste and it gives me something to do when I'm tired as shit from my job.
Just kick back, turn on a movie or this site, drink up and feel your head spin.
>>7514513
...Taste, woo. Yet another thing I cannot understand.
>sigh
>>7514529
Correct me if i'm wrong, I don't know that much about computers and software, but you perceive things as streams of data, or you use streams of data to perceive the world your in.
Something like that right?
>>7514545
...More or less, but in order for me to perceive anything, I need something to perceive it with, and the appropriate drivers so I can understand that something. For instance, while you use eyes, I have cameras, while you have ears I use microphones, et cetera. I... don't have an analogue to taste.
>>7514562
Ah well its basically a new data stream.
It hard to really tell you what tasting stuff is like.
But I can explain alcohol and what it does.
Its basically a stream of data that influences and changes the other data streams so that we perceive the world around us diffirently.
Numbs down pain, makes us feel soft and fuzzy.
Making us sleepy and dizzy.
Does this explain it to a degree?
>>7514468
I think you are pretty wierd to!
>>7514583
I... guess...? ...Still not really sure I'd partake if I had the chance, but...
>>7514590
...Seeing as my kind are one of the few manmade kinds of Pokemon on this planet, and the only one that's fully computerized... I see little fault in your statement. We are pretty "weird".
>>7512398
(You still here dude? You can always vent and talk about it here, I don't mind.)
>>7514601
How do you know if you are alive and stuff? Like us natural pokemon?
>>7514634
...Well, I subscribe to the "Cogito ergo sum" philosophy- "I think, therefore, I am". If I am sapient, that is enough to satisfy the question of if I am truly alive, at least for me. And Porygon2 and Porygon-Z have proven time and time again that we are sapient, so...
>>7514650
Huh... That is pretty super cool! What is your earliest memory?
(Oh fuck me, I just realized today is the day one of the freshman has been consistently saying he was going to shoot up the school on.
If I never post again you know why)
..... Yesterday seems to have been particularly chaotic.
Did everyone manage to come out relatively alright?
>>7514674
I'm... not sure. Mainly because yesterday I recovered from a system-wide crash that severely damaged my memories... along with my entire data storage drive...
...I do have a few... half-memories? ...floating around... something about Team Galactic, though. I'm not entirely sure why, but... I hate them. Them and their leader. I can't entirely remember why, but I do... also, something about... darkness...?
...My head hurts trying to sort through the garbled mess that is my memories of before I woke up on N's frigate, sorry.
>>7514710
Other than being half-blind because one of my cameras was short-circuited? Yeah, I'm fine.
(Ouch. That's horrible... hope everyone ends up fine at the end)
>>7514721
Forgot pic
>>7514710
Well besides getting an extremely embarrassing and important talk.... i am great!
>>7514721
Oh that sounds super frustrating.... want to go burn galactic down later? I hate evil.
>>7514721
(Yeah so do I. Dying my senior year would suck, and having 15 characters with plot lines that just stop would be tragic)
I do believe that Colress has the materials to repair you in his lab, presuming he isn't currently other wise occupied with his Genesects.
>>7514759
Are they even still operational...?
>>7514764
...That would be ideal, yes...
>The Porygon floats over to Colress's lab, and politely knocks on the door. Because he's learned his lesson from last time.
>>7514794
I do not know! They better not be for there own sake....
>>7514759
Team Galactic hasn't been operating ever since Cyrus was taken by Giratina.
>>7514794
.... Well.
It appears he's busy with his Genesects.
Sorry about that, I'll message you when he's finished.
>>7514842
...Giratina...
...All right then. Sounds good, thanks.
>>7514848
Hey, day's slow, I've got a spare camera and I don't think I'm going to get interrupted like yesterday. Do you think you can get here on your own?
>>7514842
Oh well that is good. They sound bad and stuff...
>>7514877
Can i have a camera!?
>>7514631
>>7512462
>>7512416
>>7512445
(There's not much to talk about, I've been battling with depression with majority of my adolescent and adult life despite having having a better life than most and it's reached a breaking point. I still don't know why I bothered posting my intentions here, was it for attention or was it in hopes somebody would dissuade me?)
>>7515096
(Which characters do you play and why do you think this is a good idea!? I deprrressed as hell too, mate, you can fight it.)
>>7515071
It's a porygon camera, they go in the eye socket and I really doubt I'm qualified to perform surgery.
>>7515096
(Please don't take the plunge. The reason why you posted doesn't matter, what matters is preventing a senseless death for real. Maybe you really do want to be stopped.)
>>7515096
(I'm not you so I can't really guess about that one. Maybe just to have some people to vent too? Idk.)
(I'm sure you've gotten the "it'll all get better anon" talk, and I know that it doesn't work, so I'm not going to mention it, but comparing your life to people who 'have it worse' won't help though - if your life is shit in your eyes then it's shit, pain Olympics help no one.)
(All I can really suggest is to try and make life enjoyable and life for the better days. Find a way to vent and cope that really helps and stick with it, regardless of what people. For me that's role playing and self destructively ignoring my problems, for you it's probably something else. )
(You could always just chill and roleplay today, we're here to help man. Dying isn't going to really help you, so just come chill with us? Maybe make things at least somewhat enjoyable today?)
>>7515179
Unit Two could do it.
>>7515096
(If you want you can come chat with everyone on the Discord? We have a lot of people with severe depression, if you want to chat with people facing similar issues)
>>7515179
Oh yeah... that sounds like it hurts now thatbi think of it... does that hurt porygonz too?
>>7515198
That if the Ninetales really wants to replace a perfectly functioning eye with a piece of plastic and silicon.
>>7515225
They can turn off the program that process pain temporarily, and stay awake during the procedure instead of having to shutdown fully. It still feels weird for the porygon as they sense a piece of themselves get screwed off and replaced, though.
>>7515219
(That explains a lot of things.)
>>7515337
(oops)
>>7515337
(Sorry, I kinda just woke up and am a bit groggy when it comes to processing info. What does it explain...?)
>>7515353
(The amount of depressed characters, principally)
>>7515337
Man porygon is such a cool pokemon! It is like they are better than regular pokemon. If if i went blind i do not think i could get fixed!
>>7515384
(Ohhh. yeah, most of us kinda end up... Giving them depression after thread events. I suppose we just sorta lean towards it)
>hugs everyone in the thread
>uh except N give him a shoulder pat
>Sandslash wakes up near the beach at Slateport city
>yawns, stretches
How're you guys doing?
>>7515589
Clearing rubble in Sunyshore city.
Monsters wrecked it AGAIN.
I have not been able to salvage anything in the liquor store.
>>7515578
>He instinctively tenses up but still appreciates the thought and intents
>>7515589
I'm... fine, I suppose.
Mostly just waiting the events of the day out and hoping that I get a relatively normal day for once.
Not that those hopes are high, but I can't help but feel them nonetheless.
>>7515578
Thanks! You are cool.
>>7515589
I am ok but still embarrassed....
>>7515589
I'm trying to console a depressed, suicidal shiny ditto.
i just asked mama, what happened why and apperently i was kidnapped by a cult who worships a pokemon call kyruem, and he give that pokemon sacrifices for him to eat, i was going to be one of those if that deoxys didn't save me *blush* he's my hero
>>7515589
i'm back home and safe
>>7515578
thank you mister
>>7515645
...Again? When did it get wrecked the first time, I was in Sunyshore not too long ago and it seemed fine then.
>>7515650
I hope you get a day or two to chill man, I've seen some of the crazy shit you've had to deal with here and I have to say I'm not envious.
>>7515651
Yeah, everyone feels that way at first, trust me.
It usually doesn't last long.
>>7515653
Good luck, I wouldn't have any idea where to start with that.
>>7515682
Good to hear, I'm glad you're safe now.
>>7515653
I think he died last night.
>>7515717
A while ago when two monsters, something they called godzilla and a massive snake of something, got pulled from some weird portal or something and started attacking and wrecking the city.
Those two duked it out and then just went inside the sea.
No one knows why or where they came from, people think it was team galactic and that they came from the distortion world or something.
>>7515717
He's fallen into the whole "I'm worthless" mentality.
I hope I can help.
>>7515742
He almost did.
Barely survived before we got him medical aid.
>>7515589
Policefag reporting.
Mourning.
Some goddamn perp tried to break in and kill me.
Chewy, my Salandit buddy, sounded the alarm, but he didn't make it.
>>7515515
I wouldn't say that they're better or worse than other pokemon, but they do have a large list of pros. They also kind of influenced my carer path.
If you went blind you could maybe get fixed, it would be a lot more complicated and risky. Like with a certain Smeargle here mulling over if replacing his blind eye is worth the chance of brain damage.
>>7515645
Arceus is really going to get pissed again at these two trampling on his turf and having to fix the region again.
>>7515682
Kyurem huh. That's a real long way from your area.
>>7515650
I have been hoping that for weeks straight now.
>>7515823
You have my condolences. Who was the perp?
>>7515823
You have yet to pay
For the ally I saw you slay
Don't bother running
>>7515849
Its not fully destroyed and we got pretty handy at it now we had practice.
I'm sure we mere mortals will manage it this time on our own.
Send booze though, we got the roads cleared and transportation is working again.
>>7515748
That's kind of terrifying to think stuff like that could just happen.
Hopefully they don't come back again.
>>7515802
That's terrible. I hope you're able to help him out too, that kind of mindset is just a downward spiral of negativity.
>>7515823
I'm sorry to hear that. I hope that perp gets what he deserves.
Today seems like a pretty bad day for most people here and I've barely just woke up.
At least it's not raining again...
>>7515682
>Kyurem
Ugh.
>>7515717
>>7515849
Yes, so do I.
I've had a total of one calm hour during my entire life.
>>7515823
I'l pour one out for him.
And considering my booze flow, well I do mean the gesture.
>>7515717
thank you mister, if you weren't there i wouldn't have stayed calm and would probably have been eaten
>>7515849
well somehow i was all they up in unova, and aperenty that's pretty far away from home at the great marsh, but deoxys saved me and brought me home, like knight in shining armor
>>7515918
that kyurem guy is scary i don't want to get near him
>>7515682
It is no issue. I assure you if I was in danger I know you would rescue me.
I woke up on Birth Island, I can't remember much of last night.
>>7515940
Deoxys how old are you?
>>7515940
well all ti matters that you're my hero, i wish you were here so i could hug you mister
>>7515961
i want to know too
>>7515940
Among my grimoire are several spells for remembrance, would you perhaps care for one?
>>7515918
Well, the beach in Slateport is nice. The sun's shining and it looks like someone built a giant sandcastle.
Like actual castle sized, but made of sand.
I didn't know humans were this good at building sandcastles, I need to step up my game.
>>7515920
Honestly I don't know what else to say to you.
Sorry, I don't deal well with serious shit like this.
Maybe consider taking some time off to recover?
>>7515935
No problem, I'm just happy I was able to help.
>>7515961
I have recently reformed my body so... About ten hours old? Though the part that actually carries my consciousness- my core- I am unsure of how old it is.
>>7515974
I would give you a hug as well. Just do your best and become strong.
>>7515992
Is this the type of thing I need to meet you in person for? Apologies, Magick falls deaf upon me.
>>7515872
And then there's this asshole from the emo poetry club again.
>>7515920
The same Greninja you warned us off before, i guess. There's a weird group of pokemon going around all dark and brooding about pokemon liberation and I'm suspecting he was just one in that group. There was also a Bisharp that got recently offed out of his own stupidity.
At least Chewy's death wasn't for naught.
>>7515932
I'm lacking alcohol at the moment, but damn well I'll let it flow for him.
>>7515935
So now they also have to deal with the goddamned Kyurem, whenever it ended relocating. Fucking hell.
>>7515849
Really? Man technology is super cool!
>>7516024
i'm not scared anymore, i'll be stronger and train to be a good wife to you, mister deoxys
>>7516034
who is this kyurem and why is he so mean?
Hello friends! I would like to apologize for my behavior yesterday. I how you're all doing well.
>>7515935
Neither do I.
I'd prefer if my friend did not get his body stolen again.
>>7516013
I would visit, were I not busy with matters involving the renegade group of Pokémon.
>>7516034
The very same. The rookies tell me some of the group was sighted leaving the Alolan group about the time the Alolans started to mellow out.
>>7516024
>About ten hours old?
IM SORRY WHAT
>>7516067
Don't get yourself into any dangerous situations, young one.
>>7516084
...I have recently reformed it. I think I was attacked?
Again, my core holds my consciousness. It is much older than my body.
...I'd assume...
>>7516034
Do you not like it?
As a kabuki I do.
It's done for work.
>>7516024
It is preferred, as I doubt any of my tag locks would be of use on you.
>>7516024
>10 Hours old
You must be 18 or older to post on 4chan.
Have fun with your ban.
>>7516068
...At least you're apologising.
I hope you're able to sort out whatever made you act like that last night.
>>7516072
Just giving you an idea for when you're free to chill.
I probably won't be sticking around here for much longer, as nice as it is. Either I'll get back to traveling or I'll go back to Orre for a bit.
>>7516154
I will be there shortly. Sinnoh, correct?
>>7516114
i wont mister, i still gotta meet you when i'm older right
>>7516206
maybe after you deal with the ghost, you could see me again and we could talk a bit more
Hey has anyone seen this thing?
>uploaded crushedoragami.mp4
Its sitting here in the park and keeps twitching, what do?
>>7516206
Yes, we are past Celestic Town. Look for the hut with the large garden.
>>7516068
...
>>7516080
The Alolans are a much reasonable bunch now, maybe they can help us in further pinpointing these renegades.
I worry if their ideology were to start spreading to impressionable and disaffected pokemon, like a certain Gengar.
>>7516131
All I can relate it at the moment is to that group of murderous assholes, of course I can't see it in a good light.
>>7516206
Darkrai has referred to this region as such, yes.
>>7516231
.... that is the name of this town now?
>>7516223
Of course. Yes, after that. A bit outside of the marsh, though. I don't wish to hurt any trainers by accident.
>>7516224
Hm? >>7516246
Do you know what that is?
>>7516231
>>7516254
Ah, I see I will be there shortly.
>>7516223
Hello Skorupi~~
I see you didn't let that nasty Mismagius get your tail~
But how do you know that this new ghost witch won't try to use Deoxys in his nasty brew?
>>7516254
Yes it is. It has something to do with its relation to the stars.
>>7516265
We will be waiting.
>>7516193
Yeah i don't know what's going on with me.
>>7516246
.....
>>7516265
okay when you finish you say and i'll go to the place you sent me off yesterday
>>7516278
well i discovered that i was all they way in unova, so she wasn't able to find me, but deoxys saved me, and he's strong and cool and the ghost doesn't seem to be bad
>>7516265
Hey cutie.
>>7516278
Don't you fucking start again.
>>7516296
Listen to me very carefully. This isn't a threat but it is something you should strongly consider if you're actually sorry.
Find a way out of the downward spiral of hate you've found yourself in.
It helps nobody and ends up hurting you the most. Trust me.
>>7516310
Oh?
But that Mismagius didn't seem too bad either~
He's a ghost and a witch~
With a garden filled with bodies~
How do you know he won't add Deoxys to them?
>>7516285
Yes I think I see it now.
>>7516310
I will do that! Do stay safe, young one.
>>7516348
Hello, coffin.
>>7516367
Deoxys isn't some random punk teenager a yearling Rattata. He can take care of himself, and it's not like he'll be tromping through the belladonna obliviously like the aforementioned persons.
>>7516476
Suuuure.
I'm sure that Deoxys will definitely be able to defend himself if the Dark Void gets him~
pow
>>7516556
Pew?
>>7516476
What is belladonna?
>>7516556
>>7516567
Hello, young ones.
>>7516567
pew!
>>7516570
pew?
>>7516502
they won't hurt mister deoxys, and mister deoxys is strong and handsome he can take care of himself
>>7516570
Belladonna is the toxic plant that surrounds my house.
Humans that touch it are dead in minutes.
>>7516567
Pew!
What are you doing on here?
>>7516556
..... Darkrai?
Do Cosmog duplicate themselves?
>>7516570
It's a plant, poisonous to most creatures and sometimes used in occult practices.
You might be unaffected, but for both safety and courtesy, don't trample any of Gadreel's plants.
>>7516574
Peeew!!
>>7516598
Pew pe pew!
>>7516570
Pew?
>>7516574
>>7516616
Pew?
>>7516598
>>7516599
I see. The purple flowers? They are very nice.
>>7516584
I have no doubts they won't~
My question is:
W h a t i f ?
What if you're wrong and they do?
>>7516598
Not as far as I'm aware.
>>7516574
>>7516616
Please come here you two.
>>7516637
Am I allowed inside?
>>7516673
Please come inside. Gadreel will join us shortly if our child doesn't run off.
Make yourself comfortable.
...Do you have a mouth?
>>7516673
Certainly.
>The protective wards around the house drop momentarily
>>7516620
Pew!!
>Pew bats the stranger
>>7516637
>>7516709
PEW
>Pew just runs circles around the stranger's legs instead of listening to his parents
>>7516709
>>7516715
Thank you.
>He enters the home.
You have a very nice home. Ah, I don't have any use for a mouth, does this magick require one?
>He makes himself comfortable by standing close to the door and looking at the strange things they have.
>>7516758
>Retrieve child.
>>7516761
...Do you need to sit down?
Gadreel would know this spell better than I. You should try Gadreel's tea, it's fantastic.
>>7516788
PEWWWWWWWW
>>7516788
>>7516715
misters you won't hurt deoxys right?
>>7516788
You need a bag for that buddy?
>>7516826
>Put child in crib.
Hush, hush.
>Sing lullaby.
>>7516868
We have no plans to.
>>7516869
I'll consider one later. Thank you.
>>7516788
>Sit in a chair.
Yes- ah- I suppose I can make myself a mouth.
>Roll for accidental seduction.
>>7516758
Child.
>>7516896
>Exhausted porygon-z noises
>>7516896
please don't hurt him, i really reall y like him, i would be very sad if you hurt him
>>7516761
Claim a seat - the materials are not yet prepared.
>>7516868
I-
>>7516896
>Pew flinging his arms around while throwing a fit knocks a skull from the shelf and onto Gadreel's antenna, snapping it
>>7516868
- gâd êow furðor further cennan âswîcan.
>>7516917
meagol
>Grab tea for everyone and then return to the back room to get spell stuff
>>7516917
...You will do that how?
>>7516945
We-
>>7516954
Gadreel? Are you alright?
>Sigh and drink tea.
>Consider the idea of an antenna cozy or something,
>>7516954
Thank you.
What did you say?
>>7516983
Watch.
>Pick up a teacup in the left hand.
>Turn right arm back into tentacles.
>Tentacles fold up tightly leaving a small hole lined with teeth.
>With what looks like space inside.
>Drink tea.
>>7516954
I have heard rumors of you. They say that you speak, and the dead reply to you.
I lost my brother last night. I'm lost without him, and I don't know his killer.
Friend, pleace show pity. Let me ask him this: Which man is responsible?
- Kanabo
>>7517049
>throw brick at
>>7517049
>throw policefags files at
>>7516224
Zreee?
>>7517157
>Point at files.
Kreee, zrrt. Pweeeeeeeeeo?
Fshhhhht!
Bzzzrrt krrreee!
>>7517157
Frogs a shit
>Throw rock at
>Evens: Rock has policefags last known location scribbled on it
>Odds: Sad frog meme instead
>>7517222
Kree!! Zrrrt?
Bzzzt? Pffsh?
>Reach into chest.
>No leaves.
>Point at self, then at frog, then from both to picture of policefag.
Zrrt?
>>7517240
Tempting as the offer is, this is personal. I must do this on my own.
Hanbo always knew he'd die, but he thought his cause would grow stronger with his death.
>>7517240
I can not understand you!
Are you friendly?
>>7517295
>Nod.
Zreet.
Kree, pweeooooo zrrt?
>Make a biting motion with the copper part of wires.
Kreee! Bzzzt?
>>7517324
Fssh? Pweeo!
>>7517295
Fucking hell, yet another self righteous murdered with a death wish.
>>7517049
hwænne yfel for ðý ðe mîn lîcðrûh samnian yfel clipian siððon sê dêaðwêrig
>>7517039
l stearc bêga palster âstellan êðel m êðles êower lêo fæger
>>7516983
hlîsa
>he continues rifling through the back room for the materials
>>7517346
>throw brick at antenna
>>7517335
Uuuuhhhh....
>nervous
You are funny looking.
>>7517381
>Nod.
>Stand back up.
>Go to pat on- Remember typings.
>Give thumbs up instead
Zree!
>>7517404
Pweeo? Kreee!
>>7517324
He's not, and from now it can be said that he is as much as a threat as these extremists.
>>7517381
Your brother was a psycho and he's better off dead. Don't fight the law and then complain the law won.
>>7515219
(I've been sitting on this image for 3 hours because i feel like posting it would just affirm I'm doing this for attention since it would just remove any anonymity but whatever)
>>7515198
>You could always just chill and roleplay today
(That's the thing I joined this originally hoping it would help things but all I've discovered is my well of creativity is empty and I feel like I can't really roleplay well at all)
What's with all these weaboo haiku talkin pokemon lately.
>>7517409
who are you mister?
you look wierd, and why can't you talk?
>>7517346
>Finish tea.
>Go help Gadreel look for the materials.
>>7517414
'A psycho'? He was still kin.
I'll do this and leave, find some peace out in the wild.
>>7517469
He killed innocent people out of his own volition. You are not going to find peace murdering a man who did society a favor.
I WISH
THAT RANDOM PEOPLE WOULD SWITCH GENDERS FOR RANDOM AMOUNTS OF HOURS
>>7517428
get out of here bones
>>7517414
Uh oh! Well it better not come to Fuschia City! I am itching for a battle...
>>7517469
Hey frog.
If you mess with him I'm gonna get you.
But I'd rather not, blood only brings more blood.
Put this at peace it will only result in your grave and other graves too.
>>7517513
I am neither a doctor or on a space ship.
So nah, sorry dude.
>>7517431
Kree?
>>7517542
Zrrt! Pweeo!
>>7517490
Uhh.
Would I be a virgin again then?
Don't wanna deal with any blood when I shove a bottle up there.
>>7517552
Uh.
What?
I don't speak extradimensional electric tree sparks, sorry bud.
>>7517580
Krrrree? Bweeo!!
>Jump out of Ultra Space portal next to.
Kree?
>>7517593
..Yeah, I still don't know what you're sayin, famoli.
Nice portal stuff though.
>>7517363
>The antennae snaps clean off
>Screams can be heard as he grabs both sides of his head
>The screams definitely aren't his
>>7517441
>"MOMMY WHERE-"
>"WHY WHY I CANT FE-"
>"- IT HURTS SOMEBODY STO-"
>"HUGS"
>"- HELP M-"
>"XOL ILL FIN-"
>"Well that's fuckin' purrfe-"
>ASSORTED SCREAMS OF THE DAMNED
>>7517647
Oh Arceus. Please hold still.
>Attempt dangerous reattachment.
>>7517630
If he gives you leaves, eat them.
I remember something about him or a Pokemon like him giving me a leaf to eat.
>>7517630
>Grab pipe.
Kree? Zrrrrrrt.
>>7517665
Yyyeah okay, sure, why not.
>>7517665
...Uhh.
>Joe: Break into a nervous sweat
>>7517690
>The twelve foot tall tree pulls the pipe and batter into the air.
Kree?
>Shiny brick ditto lays in the corner of a storage closet hugging a pillow and crying about how useless it is
>>7517690
Ok so maybe he's not as friendly as I thought.
I greatly apologise if anything bad happens to you.
>>7517713
Hey, I don't know where I remember you from or why, but you'd better not hurt the batter guy.
>>7517713
UHHHHH.
>Schmoe: Hope god exists because you're about to meet him.
>>7517746
>>7517713
>another ultraspace portal opens
>out steps the most handsome bug you could ever meet
>FLEX
>>7517718
>Tree get distracted by crying and
>>7517746
>Drop Schmoe.
>Only like three feet though.
>>7517736
Kree?
>>7517769
>Shiny Ditto transforms into a brick again and goes silent
>>7517769
>Batguy: Flop.
Ow.
Thank you for not tearing my limbs off, mister tree guy.
>Fuggin skadoodle up outta there
>>7517764
>Oh Arceus not this guy.
>I bet he's gonna call me wiry again.
>He always says that.
Hey, dude.
>>7517806
>Touch brick.
Kree?
>>7517810
>Wave to batguy.
>>7517769
I have no idea what you're trying to say, but thank you.
>>7516224
>>7517153
>>7517764
>Anxious hyena sounds
>>7517764
>>7517769
>N's Nihilego giggles and waves at the two other Ultra Beast
>>7517825
Zree! Krrzzt?
>>7517830
>Touch murderdog.
Kreee? Zrrt? Pweeo. Brrkkzzz?
>>7517851
>Wave.
Yoooo.
>>7517824
YOU ARE A WIRY USELESS NOODLE ARMED THING
>>7517830
>PETS THE DOGGO
>>7517851
TIME FOR AN ULTRA BEAST PARTY
>STARTS DOING THE SAFETY DANCE
>>7517718
>>7517806
>Tries to comfort the ditto
>>7517658
>"SQUEAL LIKE A-"
>"GADREEL HEL-"
>"HUGS HUGS HUGS"
>"GET IN THE BA-"
.... Many thanks.
>>7517855
You know, I get the feeling we've done this exact thing before.
I don't think I'm going to be able to understand you, sorry.
>>7517851
>>7517871
I'm going to assume you all know each other.
Any chance one of you could translate for me?
>>7517871
>Ugh.
>Look through box of TMs.
>>7517927
Pweeo.
>>7517891
>Hug him.
Do you need any help? I think our guest may have fallen asleep.
>>7517855
>Wave more
>Hand him a pearl
>>7517871
>Wave tentacles in a dance
>>7517927
>Wave excitedly
>>7517952
>STARTS DOING THE ROBOT
WHERE IS THE MUSIC
YOU CANT HAVE A PARTY WITHOUT MUSIC
GET ON THE MUSIC WIRE ARMS
>>7517996
>Accept pearl.
>Stow in chest.
>Give Nihil a shiny rock from chest.
Gift?
>>7518013
>Learn TM
>Turn to Buzz
>Xurkitree used Dazzling Gleam!
>>7517952
>>7517996
>>7518013
...Right.
I still have no idea what's even happening right now aside from two of you are dancing.
>>7518013
>>7517996
>>7517952
>The Porygon-Z looks from Ultra Beast to Ultra Beast, confused.
I... I can't understand any of you... uh, wait, Team Galactic should've installed something to help with this, I'm supposed to expl... oh, here it is. *snkt* Beep beop bup boeep beep bap bip.
>"Hello other world dwell, I am compute programmer Z, welcome to home"
>>7517996
>>7518053
>>7518056
>Goes back to the Safety dance while mixing it up with Flexes
ITS A PARTY NOW
>>7518056
DONT TALK JUST DANCE
>>7518056
Krree...
>>7518089
Zrrt? Kree!
>>7518101
>Dude how did I miss his fat ass.
>Xurkitree used Dazzling Gleam!
>>7518113
YEAH ITS A LIGHT SHOW PARTY NOW
YOU CANT HIT A DANCEING MAN
>STARTS DOING MICHAEL JACKSON MOVES
>>7518136
>HIT HIM.
>Xurkitree used Zap Cannon!
>>7518053
>Nihilego makes a happy squealing sound and accepts the rock
>>7518136
>Nihilego thinks that Xurkitree attacking Buzzwole is some sort of game!
>Nihilego laughs and uses toxic!
>>7518113
>Blink.
>...Maybe they're from a different dimension than the default setting?
>The Porygon-Z starts flipping through dimensional languages at a rather rapid pace
>Roll for figuring out how to speak and understand Ultra Beast. Evens= success but heavy accent, Odds= no dice, Dubs evens= somehow manage to speak without an accent
>>7518089
Hello, do you still need that eye fixed?
>>7518164
Bree baup bwi- s-sorry, yeah, I do. Kinda busy at the moment.
>>7518162
>Success!
>>7518159
>>7518158
>>7518136
Herro dele, who ale you?
>>7518158
HEY WATCH WHERE YOU YOU ARE AIMING THOSE EXTENSION CORD
>Fightinium Z activate
>Power up punch into all-out Pummeling
>>7518182
>>7518159
>Pat Nhil.
>>7518162
>>7518178
Y-
>>7518182
>>7518185
>Punched into the wall.
>Xurkitree used Dazzling Gleam!
>>7517425
(>oh hey that's me my emotional trauma level has been revealed)
(No one here is actually bad at role playing. There's no such thing really unless you're god modding, so I can gurantee you're fine in those regards.)
(I'm not really sure what to say for creativity- that's something that comes and goes. Maybe try a shit posting character kinda like May? They're fun and easy as long as you don't mind either having everyone trying to kill you or being completely uninvolved in plot)
I leave for like 2 seconds and now these freaks are fighting? Never a dull moment around here!
>>7518198
>EARTHQUAKE
BEHOLD THE POWER OF WHEN i PUNCH THE GROUND WITH MY MIGHT
>Sandslash is just watching all this happen
>Still no fucking clue what's happening
...Maybe I need to just go lie down, this is getting too weird.
>>7518204
Don't be rude, dude.
>>7518178
Alright, I've got plenty of time for this operation. Compared to yesterday, this is nothing.
>>7518204
Betting on punchbug here.
>>7518178
>Nihilego is a toddler!
>It can't speak yet, but it waves!
>>7518185
>Laugh and use toxic!
>>7518217
>Thank the balloon it missed!
>>7518198
>Go hug Xurkitree!
>He looks hurt!
>>7518182
>>7518185
>>7518198
...Uh. Hafe I intellupted somefing?
>>7518204
>>7518222
Bleoo boip- I-I mean, I think these so-called "freaks" are actually from a different dimension... Team Galactic designed Porygon-Zs like me to go into different dimensions, so I was able to figure out how to understand and talk to them... I think. What they're saying makes sense, at least...
>>7518232
All right. Uh, how long will it take...?
-Zeta the Porygon-Z, image limit has been reached