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HG bread
Bog edition.
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first for kung fu spider
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>>7483286
Thank you!
>>7483252
Someone's house was set on fire. Wow.
>>7483280
I'm a part of his gang, and I'm pretty sure that this is a threat of some sort.
I'm warning you right now; we have a pipe, a wok, and a water balloon.
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>>7483303
That's not Kung fu
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>>7483269
Wake up!
>>7483261
I am awake! See?!
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>>7483240
Still left your self open teehee~
>Ash gives kneels down and looks at Suby with the upmost smug grin
Looks like there won't be any little Subys running around aha~ Not like you had a chance anyway.
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>>7483286
your IP has been bogged
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>>7483269
But you'll always show vulnerability. Even when denying you have a weakness you're showing it. You can't escape from looking vulnerable. People will always abuse whatever information they have in that regard.
>>7483270
Think qui-
>Subaru immediately falls onto his back when the connection is made, severely bleeding from the spot that was hit. He looks up at the kitten one more time before he fades out and dies
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>>7483304
OOPS DIDN'T MEAN TO!
>>7483304
To answer your question earlier Alfred: Go figure.
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>>7483304
Now where the hell am I going to live, shitlord?
>>7483313
Well that was...exhilarating. Didn't expect taking a life to feel so good.
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>>7483308
>given the golden opportunity, Subaru forgets the pain he's experiencing and quickly headbutts Ash with all his might
And you'll have a lot less braincells running around...idiot!
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>>7483327
>Subaru respawns behind the cat and whispers sweet nothings into her ear
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>>7483304
Weeeird....
>>7483306
Uuuugh, why?
>>7483313
Looking the part isn't the same as-
>He watches Subaru be mauled viciously.
Huh. See this is what I was talking about.
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>>7483304
Man, not eating is bad enough, but making a mess? Dude, what's your deal?
>>7483323
...
Because the Greek stray cat population is relatively high, and it was a joke that the Greek Army are just cats... Geddit?
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>>7483344
>he looks over at the boy after blowing air into the cat's eat
Oh, hey. I'm over here now.
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>>7483342
OH WHAT THE F-
>Mae instinctively swings her bat around and smashes Subaru in the head...again.
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>>7483349
Killing a child is irredeemable, even if they might be a tad bit on the loud side. Shame on you all.
Jesus, man. There's a line you don't cross, and you crossed it twice.
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>>7483358
>Subaru once again falls to the ground and bleeds out due to the serious head injury given to him by the emo cat
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>>7483351
>bullies
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>>7483362
...
You know what? It's the current year. If a rock wants to marry a cat, go for it. It's not my problem.
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>>7483380
>Subaru holds back tears while being bullied
Wh-why don't you go bully someone else?
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>>7483377
...Okay, what the hell? Didn't you just die? How did...are you a zombie?
...Annnd I'm talking to a corpse. Great.
>>7483381
I never agreed to this. We didn't even have a wedding.
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>>7483333
Huh?
>Ash staggers a few steps back, nearly falling on his butt. He holds his head in shock, trying to figure out what just happened.
You...you...You touched the face! What if I get a bruise!?!
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>>7483349
Never knew you were sooo into trivial drivel Alfred....
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>>7483381
Can I guess what those surnames are? Diamond, Quartz, Onyx... I can think of heaps more, but I'll just leave those there.
>>7483402
Hey, I'm doing a game based on history, dumb stereotypes and inside jokes. Of course I was going to have to mention those!
Besides, you have to admit it was pretty clever... And funny, too.
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>>7483397
>Subaru respawns again
Wh-what the hell was that all about!? I thought cats love it when people do stuff to their ears!?
>>7483399
Then I'd say it's an improvement and call it a day!
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>>7483351
Huh?
>He glances over, scratching his cheek.
Oh, wow, that's gotta be handy.
>>7483411
Heh. I had more in me than I thought.
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>>7483411
What, you're telling me you haven't thrown a rock at a rock before? Have you been living under a rock for the past few years?
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>>7483419
OH MY GOD HOW THE-
>Mae rears up and gets ready to obliterate Subaru's skull for the third time.
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Daily reminder that your autistic community full of fucktards is dying off, thank god.
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>>7483430
Australia is a vast, vast wasteland. Spears are just too advanced there.
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>>7483449
Yeeaaahhh, noooooo.
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>>7483449
I wonder what kind of dream it is. Either way, we better buckle down. It's nearly the end.
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>>7483425
Th-that cat's insane! I can't believe she's killing me with ease! Usually you people think twice about this!
>>7483432
DON'T DO IT I'M TO YOUNG TO DIIIIIE!
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>>7483411
...I was little overwhelmed with all the cat events is all, however I've managed to smuggle myself a new friend thanks to you.
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>>7483464
>Mae stops mid-swing, but still holds the bat in the air and fixates her angry expression on Subaru.
DON'T GET ANY CLOSER YOU GODDAMN ZOMBIE, I KNOW YOUR KIND FROM THOSE LATE NIGHT T.V. MOVIES.
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>>7483463
Oh. Oh, God. Yeah, I... You REALLY love him, huh? N-Natalya? Is that you?
>>7483468
I can't blame you, it'd come off as a bit weird to a newcomer. I'd tone it down, but it wouldn't fit with the theme.
You got a new friend? What;s their name, Uriko? You don't get too many cats in the arena!
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>>7483482
Lemme just breeze through this, I need to rethink my life choices real quick.
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>>7483419
That wasn't a bad hit for someone like you, too bad you just wrote a check your body won't be able to cash.
I wonder if you got used to being burned alive yet.
>Ash sends a huge wave of fire engulfing the poor Suby
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>>7483493
I'm thinking of doing something other than the normal wincard, but it'll have to wait.
Good job, miss!
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>>7483482
Please go back and rewrite in the history books that I murdered him.
>>7483507
Thanks.
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>>7483479
>A huge smirk beings to form on his face while hearing the cat yell out in horror. He begins moving closer to her
I'm not just going to bite you, I'm gonna lick all- >>7483495
>the wave of green fire engulfs Subaru before he can do anything, sending him running off into the distances before dying, respawning, and then running as far away as he can from the murderous duo
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>>7483482
Out of all the cats I've encountered, I've seem to developed a relationship with one that best suits the style of a loner. I can't think of a good name for him yet, but I will eventually.
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>>7483530
You okay there bud? It seems like you've got the situation under control, but I can't really tell for sure.
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>>7483518
I mean, annexing someone kinda counts as murdering depending on how fast it happens, so... Win-win, amirite?
You're welcome!
>>7483546
The style of a loner, huh? Obviously, the best choice would be Arthur-- I-I mean, maybe Tino would be good? Heracles? Maybe a Greek name would be awesome.
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>>7483530
Come on don't be such a big baby! That was nothing! Now we're even.
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>>7483507
Good job hosting out here, Hero.
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>>7483464
Heh. You see a potential threat, you get rid of it, right?
>>7483507
Oooh, hey, you're that cat that was mauling that guy, right? Congrats.
And thanks for this.
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>>7483558
When are you going to start participating rather than hosting Alfy?
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>someone asks about my hobbies
>can't think of a single one.
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>>7483578
i collect decks of cards
that's my go-to
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>>7483558
Arthur's a bit of a nerdy name don't ya think? I'll go with Artemis.
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>>7483585
I could talk about my hobbies, but people just go on asking about it wanting to know all details, while I rather keep it private
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>>7483565
>>7483566
You both are too kind. I wish you both the best in the next one!
>>7483572
I did that for, like, seven months, and as fun as it is, exercising your creativity and hosting is a bit fun.
In other words, soon. I just come when a game isn't going, that's all.
>>7483590
Ouch, that's gotta hurt... Anyway, Sure! Artemis is a good name, but I've never heard of a cat named Artemis before. That's a pretty special name, yo!
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>>7483595
decks of cards is interesting enough to incite a "huh" from some people, but not enough to start a conversation about
it's the perfect hobby
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>>7483595
just say somthing boring, like chess.
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post charts or something
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>>7483600
Funny way of saying you're scared! Or do you just no have what it takes anymore, old timer.
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>>7483600
By the way, you mentioned a person while you were hosting and, speak of the devil, here that person is.
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>>7483600
Ouch? ....Arthur is a nerdy name.
>She shrugs it off.
You've never heard about the Greek Godess Artemis before haven't you? For a guuuuuuy who's well versed in history, you seem like a bit of an idiot.
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>>7483621
>tfw posting charts died out completely
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post favourite albums
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>>7483630
There's not too many hosts anymore. You might say it's cowardice, but I'd rather do something than just let everyone else do the work.
And, well, I'm beginning to come back in the afternoons instead of midday. It's a matter of time.
>>7483644
...
>Alfred opens his mouth, and then closes it.
Jesus Christ himself? Is that you? Nah, man, there's no way it can be you! How come you sound like a girl?
>>7483657
Don't mind me, just thinking about someone. He'll be back soon... Maybe...
Well, what were you expecting from Alfred Jones? I might be one for history, but I'm not mesmerizing every detail! Only the funny bits!
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>>7483621
>>7483658
ill join
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>>7483682
hello boogie
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>>7483665
Thank god
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>>7483678
Sigma by REOL
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>>7483685
literally who
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rate those charts now
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>>7483679
You see, I was a girl all the time! Stupid clerics for some stupid reasons just changed my gender in the book!
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>>7483695
Suck cocks/10
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>>7483685
>>7483689
THIS IS A FUCKING VIDEO
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>>7483658
7/10
>>7483678
8/10
>>7483682
meloetta/10
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>>7483706
>meloetta/10
y-yeah?
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>>7483709
you first assmunch
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>>7483679
Welp! Whoever that someone was isn't important, it's best to leave that nobody to rest.
And the funny bits being.. war... right?
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>>7483698
So Jesus was a girl the whole time? This was a surprising revelation, but it's a welcome one nonetheless!
It's weird, man. My life won't ever be the same after knowing this! What else have I been missing out on?!
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>>7483713
I'm already dead inside assmuffins
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>>7483713
JOKES ON YOU I ALREADY AM CONSIDERING IT
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>>7483703
TO SOME FAT FUCK
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>>7483679
Uh huh, sure. If that's your excuse, fine. Just know you won't be getting any respect from me. And as much as I would love to catch up, you have caught me in a bad time, so try and not be a stranger Alfy, ok? Au Revoir.
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>>7483714
He's rolling in his bed right now, I bet... Ah, well. I'm sure it wasn't important anyway.
The funny bits... Being funny? World War II might be a lot of it, but the Greek Army being cats is funny, right?
>>7483724
No, seriously. Work and that's catching up to me, so you'll only see me in the afternoons. I know it might seem like cowardice, but I'm dead serious.
I'll try not to, man. I just don't say howdy too much anymore. See you on the flipside, Ash!
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>>7483709
What 5 don't you agree with?
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>>7483658
fuck it i'll do mine too
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>>7483658
>>7483621
Needs updating
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Greetings, Gue'la
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>>7483746
moo
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>>7483733
Murkrow
Eevee
Dragonair
Umbreon
Macargo
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>>7483742
>Another Hariyama bro
This pleases me.
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>>7483751
I must ask the water caste to help translate this new language.
>>7483742
>Skamory
>10/10
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>>7483753
o-oh
Which ones do you prefer then fa.m
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>>7483731
...
...
I liked it! It...it was really funny, the Greek cats were awesome especially after I nabbed myself a new friend. Say I've gotta take a long cat-nap, I'll probably see you next time for sure.
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>>7483715
Of course it's surprising for you. You probably considered Jesus as a strong muscular person, that can sacrifice himself, not a weak girl, right? But this is the truth.
What else you've been missing? Uuuugh... Let me think... Oh, you know, all the apostles were mans. Exceps of the one you call "Saint Peter".
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>>7483762
It's not that I hate those mons, I just prefer others much better
I would Skarmory at Flying
Stoutland at Normal
Altaria at Dragon
Scrafty at Dark
and Ninetales at Fire
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>>7483679
My voice is manly! Manly!
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>>7483763
Told you. History might be gruesome, but I'm not focusing on that. It's about the crazy world we live in. I think everyone focuses too much on making it gruesome rather than comedic.
I'll see you next time, Uriko 'n Artemis! Hopefully Ivan will come before then!
>>7483766
Weak? Yeah, right. If you can walk on water, I doubt you're weak. Especially with this image everyone painted you out to be.
The Apostles! Yes, I... Remember them... I think? I need to reread the Bible sometime, I've forgotten some of it. This is killer, dude!
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>>7483746
Do you always introduce yourself using such odd terms?
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>>7483785
I need audio recordings, witnesses that can confirm your voice is indeed manly, and facts to back that statement up.
'Cause I ain't buying that, no siree!
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HG, can you give me the quick rundown
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>>7483802
on what
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>>7483802
LOCAL MAN STUBS TOE - MILLIONS DEAD
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>>7483791
By the way, I am on Earth for the second time. Do you understand what that means?
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>>7483805
I just need the quick rundown
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>>7483802
Yeah, you need to kill yourself immediately.
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>>7483809
Alright
>puts my hand on your head
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>tfw Youtube Red Premium is pretty good.
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>>7483816
Nice try Google, but you're not getting my shekels this time!
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>>7483816
>giving money to remove ads when you can do it for free
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>>7483808
I, uh... That you're here to deliver a message? To deliver God's word? Seriously, I need to read the Bible again. I haven't read it in a while.
What does it mean?
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>>7483820
>>7483821
>Tfw it's like sex
>Tfw the niggers have brainwashed you into thinking paying jews are bad when Arabian sultans have trillions more
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>>7483870
What benefits does Red even give?
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>>7483870
stop talking about niggers and dick, REEEEEEEEE!
IM NOT GAY
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>>7483873
Music tailored to your tastes as well as playing in the background while you play games, save screen battery, and shitpost on 4Chan.
>>7483890
My anaconda don't-
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>>7483801
I'll fight you on this!
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>>7483831
Uhhhhh... You know... The dead will rise from their graves, and the Last Judgement will be held, and the sinners will be sent into Hell... All that kind of stuff.
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>>7483896
Oh so you're using it on your phone?
I think NewPipe also allows background youtube playing
but I barely use Youtube for music, I just have a few playlists on my phone
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>>7483802
>Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
>In contact with aliens
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control france with an iron but fair fist
>Own castles & banks globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
{The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet.
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>>7483907
I can't even tell if your voice is manly or not, I seriously can't hear it. Let's hear it from the woman herself!
Is your voice manly... Or feminine?
>>7483908
Oh...
>Alfred puts on the saddest puppy eyes he can muster, trying to throw the person off.
A-Am I one of those people? I don't want to be hurt, or leave everyone behind.
>>
>>7483896
The question remains. Asuka would you fuck Tupac?
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>>7483935
I don't think Kevin is into necrophilia
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>>7483928
Are you deaf?
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>>7483928
Hehe, that's the question. Do you consider yourself a good person?
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>>7483972
No, I'm Alfred F. Jones. I'm the hero, U.S. of A., all of those titles.
Look, it's not my fault I can't hear your voice, alright? I think it's feminine, but I can't tell.
>>7483980
I...
>Alfred looks to the side, think the question over.
I've messed up a few times, but I wouldn't consider myself BAD. I mean, some would beg to differ, but I'm not bad. Just a bit clueless and eccentric.
>>
>Rises from the grave
>>
>>7483991
>pushes back into
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>>7483991
>tucks into grave
good night sweet prince
>>
Say hi to erp >>7483322
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>>7483972
>shits on your head
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>>7483992
https://youtu.be/sOKwewc9dns
>The Jiangshi lies there a little confused
Huh? Who are you?
>>
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>>7483988
You're wrong and you will regret the days of calling my voice cute!
>Flies away.
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>>7483988
Do you feel bad for what you did?
>>
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>>7484020
...I-I didn't call your voice cute, though...
Well, make that another person from Gensokyo I pissed off. Has to be... Five or seven already. It's gon' be one of those days. Bye!
>>7484024
Now that I've thought over everything? Most of the time, yes, but I do want to slap them sometimes. Let me just say, though, I'm actively not seeking conflict with them. I'm passive.
>>
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>>7484020
Bye Parsley.
>>
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>>7484054
Huh? It's rest time already?
>>
>>7484078
indeed
dead people need their sleep
>gives glass of warm milk
>>
>>7484082
You fool, the undead are lactose intolerant
>>
>>7484045
If you really feel bad for it, then beg me for forgiveness. If your soul is clear, I will forgive you.
>>
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>>7484082
>she stiffly drinks the glass before dropping it in the grave with her.
Maybe I could use some sleep.
>>
>>7484087
oh shit
even if it's chocolate milk? banana milk? tell me what to do
>>
>>7484103
Soy milk should do, no lactose in that
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>>7484092
Beg? I can't. Not when everyone is watching, at least. Had I been at home, I'd be all for it.
All I can do is promise, and even then that's finicky.
>>
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>>7484119
>she drinks that glass too, before sleeping in the grave.
Night night.
>>
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>blesses the thread with positivity and goodness
>>
>>7484128
why is that outfit so tight
i mean, good night
milk makes bones strong, so drink milk every day
>>
>>7484113
You don't have much time left. I am already here! Do it now or you will be in danger, because I can send you into Hell!
>>
>>7484136
>she quietly starts to snooze off, mumbling haiku in her dreams.
>>
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>>7484009
Why, that is out of the question you see!
As your Emperor, I am far too blessed to grace a whorehouse with something so much as my presence!
>>
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>>7484162
Okay, so I have to beg? Jeez, man, you're incredibly pushy for no good reason. I've got time, just give me a second.
Alright. Jesus Christ and the Lord Almighty, please bless me with your forgiveness and an easy life. I'd like that.
>>
>want to rp but so damn tired
>>
>>7484179
Please, my son, get down on your knees.
>>
>>7484163
mumbling haiku?
what a strange predicament
at least she's asleep
have a good night's rest
we'll be here for you, jiangshi
please take it easy
>>
>>7484179
>America
>Custom filenames
W-whats going on here?
>>
>>7484181
>want to rp but so dead
>>
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>>7484181
I'm a bit tired, myself, but I think you can do it. Alternatively, you can sleep and save your energy for tomorrow.
>>7484184
>Alfred gets on his knees, wondering if he's getting it right.
Jesus Christ and the Lord Almighty, please let me have a good life and give me strength for the upcoming year. How's that?
>>7484194
Can you handle the truth? I think you aren't ready for it.
They're good filenames, ten outta ten.
>>
>>7484203
Its not that. Aren't you usually posting from a phone?
>>
post music and guess avas
>>
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>>7484207
Yeah, but I took a break for a while and came back on a computer since the secret ava weekend was coming up and I wanted to throw everyone off.
So, yeah! I'm on a computer now! Weird, amirite?
>>
>>7484170
>smacks ass
>>
>>7484221
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLu7Bh0lTPs
>>
>>7484221
https://youtu.be/8WYHDfJDPDc
>>
>>7484221
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXeb9cb6k0I
>>
>>7484221
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lxi8ZU1sJ8
>>
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>>7484236
>As soon as the anon touches Roma, a couple of guards appear from out of nowhere and begin escorting him off.
Ah, excellent time as always!
Crucify that heretic and leave him for the vultures to purge his body!
>>
>>7484221
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFjotdhdBLM
>>
>>7484203
Khhhh... Yeah, my son... Khhh... You are doing it right...
>This is the sounds of her trying not laugh, by the way
>>
>Buy World of Warcraft: Legion
>Wait a few hours before opening the box
>Notice a paper that usually isn't inside Blizzard boxes
>It's a CD-Key for Battlefield 1 on Origin
what do i do
>>
Did Rika kill herself?
>>
>>7484271
Play my cat you fucking cancerous leech
>>
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>>7484264
>Alfred just shrugs, not knowing what to do. I mean, can you blame him?
Sweet. Ah... Jesus, please let me have an easy life, and the ability to persevere through the toughest of times. Thank you. Is that it?
>>
>>7484276
>rping a cat
I'd rather rp a horse loli and get fucked raw by your tiny muslim dick, Kamina.
>>
>it's a nobody guesses episode
>>
>>7484275
You summoned her.
Good job, Anon.
>>
>>7484271
play actually good games.
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>>7484284
>Would rather take my dick instead of going on cute adventures with a crimson autist
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>>7484292
>autism adventures with worst girl
I'll pass.
>>
>>7484277
>She places her hand on your head
Khhhhhh... Do you... Do you feel bad for... Khhhh.... for what you did?
>>
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>>7484296
How is that any different from your RP as Squid Girl?
>>
Newfags won't remember minimascot posting
>>
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>>7484299
God, it feels like the temperature just dropped by ten degrees.
Yes, most of the time. Only when I'm really, really frustrated do I not feel mad about it. I swear.
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>>7484305
Go get some juice Kamina.
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>>7484314
U-Uh...okay...
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>>7484296
>Meggy
>Worst girl
OFF YOURSELF
>>
>>7484287
But my family.
>>
>>7484328
Oh look it's "I love this season's meme waifu #23489234"
Kindly end yourself.
>>
>>7484309
Khhhh... Please, my son. Tell me... Khhh... When did you fuc... I mean misbehaved.
>>
>>7484336
How is that different from Squid Girl?
>>
>>7484332
But muh tanks.
Shit, nigger, we should stop before she shows up.
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If you could see your whole life ahead of your right now, would you do anything differently?
>>
>>7484344
...Dude, if there was a list of people I'd want to bang, she wouldn't even be on it. I might be America, but I have standards, okay?
A few months ago, I was tired, did something stupid, and I've moved past that. It's about now, not back then.
>>7484352
>Sleep earlier.
>>
>>7484346
>I know, I'll call Squid Girl shit!
Clever girl.
Sorry that I prefer actual character to "xD EXPLOSIONS!!"
>>
>>7484360
But Squid Girl is shit, you fucking pedophile.
>>
>>7484371
>defends megumin
>you fucking pedophile
really gets the cogs turning
>>
>>7484376
Megumin is 18, or did you really drop the series because you didn't like one character?
>>
>>7484357
Alright, if you feel bad for it, I will forgive you. Anything else?
>>
>>7484347
But how else will they ever know that we do not want them here.
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>>7484383
Maybe I didn't bother reading it because I don't have interest in konosuba to begin with?
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>>7484371
>>7484376
Squid girl starts off annoying but develops as a character. She's a lot better than the explosion meme.
>>
>I will never be memed
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>>7484386
Thank you, man. I'd like to think everything is smooth sailing from here, but I doubt it.
Hm... Not really. I guess that's it. Is there anything else you need me to do? Can I go to get some rest?
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Kamina should write a letter admitting he's a lolicon and send it to his parents, along with websites he normally goes to and where he gets his loli wank material, then hang himself by the neck with a rope from a tree.
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>>7484388
They know, they just don't listen. Have you seen the shit that goes on in their life?
I don't mind them. They just need a push in the right direction, that's all.
>>
>>7484394
>dissing a character that you haven't even thoroughly read their story
I don't know what I was getting into trying to debate with an autist like you.
>>
>>7484404
Alright, I forgive you. Now if you don't have any sins, you will probably live after the Last Judgement. Probably. Because... actually, my forgiveness is not really helpful. Because I lied to you.
>>
>>7484414
>Call Megumin worst girl (my opnion)
>B-BUT YOU HAVEN'T EVEN READ THE LIGHT NOVELS. YOU SWINE!
What, do I need to taste every flavor of shit to say I don't like it too?
>>
>>7484406
Junko first.
>>
>>7484426
Nice obsession, famalam.
>>
>>7484423
>stuttering strawman
Yeah I'm done, enjoy being retarded with somebody else.
>>
>>7484410
What shit in their life? You mean how they leech on their family and is too much of a prick to actually help out? How about crying all the time about being poor when OOC? There is no push in the right direction with them and the only cure for them is death.
>>
>>7484430
Alright. Feel free to share your shit opinions with someone else.
:wave:
>>
>>7484422
I don't think I have any sins... Wait. You were lying to me the whole time, and I didn't know any better?
W-Who even are you, then? I already have an idea, I'd just like to know before I go to bed.
>>
who is getting reigen so worked up this early in the morning
>>
2 p.m
Nice morning.
Good gay sir.
>>
>>7484439
You thought that I am a Jesus Chirst. Too bad! It was me, Belarus!
>>
>>7484447
its all friendly bants my dude
>>
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>>7484449
...
>Alfred looks at his hands, contemplating his life decisions up to this point. After a while, he looks up.
I should have known. I mean, Jesus being a girl? What kind of dummy believes in that? You win, Nat. Tell Ivan you finally got the hero!
>>
>>7484399
did you really need to post an image with that?
>>
The only thing I remember about Squid girl is that she says de geso a lot. She actually has a personality?
>>
>>7484460
>She laughs
Hehe, but you never know, maybe he really was a girl. Alright, I will tell him, but only if you will go to sleep. Good night.
>>
>>7484477
No, but I gave up trying to argue with a fanatical autist because I know I wouldn't get anywhere with it.
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CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW!
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>>7484472
Yes.
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>>7484478
Was he? I might have to read the history books, see if I missed anything.
>Alfred gives Natalya a hug before going to sleep.
It's good to see you again, especially since it's been a while since I saw you. Ivan will be back soon, hopefully. Good night!
>>
>Expecting me to rush to autistically defend an anime girl
sorry, not as dumb as memewaifus. have fun with your explosions! xD
>>
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another one bites the dust
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>>7484513
I GOT ANOTHER CONFESSION TO MAKE!!!!
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>>7484507
>>Expecting me to rush to autistically defend an anime girl
You were doing so well until you posted this too.
>>
Rika kill yourself already.
>>
>>7484517
Give me 2 minutes, just turn on my computer
>>
>>
>>7484549
>>7484513
Anonymous 01/31/17(Tue)06:57:56 No.7484483
>>7484477
No, but I gave up trying to argue with a fanatical autist because I know I wouldn't get anywhere with it.
Anonymous 01/31/17(Tue)06:58:42 No.7484491
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CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW!
Anonymous 01/31/17(Tue)06:59:44 No.7484495
>>7484472
Yes.
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>>7484478
Was he? I might have to read the history books, see if I missed anything.
>Alfred gives Natalya a hug before going to sleep.
It's good to see you again, especially since it's been a while since I saw you. Ivan will be back soon, hopefully. Good night!
>>
>>7484566
>>7484538
Lmao
Anonymous 01/31/17(Tue)07:08:53 No.7484558>>7484565
>>7484542
But Hestia is savior of ERP?
>>7484550
Why not?
Anonymous 01/31/17(Tue)07:08:56 No.7484559>>7484571
>>7484555
>They're not in the erp discord
He is
Anonymous 01/31/17(Tue)07:09:16 No.7484560
>>7484534
B-but how could someone so small and cute reeally dominate a grown man? A-and over just annoying her while she's reading?
>Beatrice is the exact opposite of who I usually play
(It's generous of you to play her since people are interested, but don't force yourself now)
Anonymous 01/31/17(Tue)07:09:56 No.7484565>>7484568
>>7484558
I scared her away once and for all.
Anonymous 01/31/17(Tue)07:10:39 No.7484568
>>7484565
Why?
Anonymous 01/31/17(Tue)07:11:15 No.7484570
>>7484540
What a slutty Shrine Maiden... I love it.
>The man allowed her to continue for a while until he finally pulled his cock out of her throat and placed his hands on her shoulders, slowly pushing her against the floor beneath.
Anonymous 01/31/17(Tue)07:11:43 No.7484571
>>7484559
They aren't but stay delusional.
>>
stay safe, HG
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>>7484549
>>7484517
>>
>>7484566
Hello?
>>
Guys?
>>
>>7484713
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PE4l5PFwQrk
>>
WHERE THE FUCK IS EVERYONE
>>
>>7484777
Not up at 6 in the morning like your pathetic ass
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>>7484777
>>
>>7484777
Heya, anon
>>
Jojofags should die in real life.
>>
>>7484787
>wanting 11 year olds to die
dude what the fuck
>>
>>7484782
>spreads legs
>>
>>7484791
they're the MLP of anime
who cares
>>
>>7484818
>licks inner thigh
>>
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>>7484777
Waiting for somebody to host/RP with
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>>7484817
That's an insult to our mlpbros t b h
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>>7484782
>rests head on
>is asleep as well
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>>7484859
Дoбpoe yтpo.
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>>7484777
>>7484782
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>>7484861
Aotpoe ytpo
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>>7484839
That's like waiting for Rika to die.
>>
Post what you're listening to
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>>7484878
I-I'll still hold help somebody comes by Anon
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>>7484883
It won't happen.
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>>7484882
The Loud House intro 10 hours
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>>7484882
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfR6_V91fG8
john wetton ;^(
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>>7484870
Its not A, its D.
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>>7484885
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>>7484782
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpyingiCwV8
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>>7484870
Not not t, but b. It's about first t.
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>>7484891
>>7484897
I just wrote what it looked like
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>>7484883
>There will never be a Enkidu ava.
Why live?
>>
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>>7484836
>>7484859
>>7484894
LEMME SLEEP GOD DAMN IT
>>
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>>7484893
Don't drink in public place, miss.
>>7484898
Does A rly looks like Д? topkek
>>
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>>7484882
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0a_QlurNZU
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>>7484906
Don't you see the similДrity?
It looks like a weird A. Even if it's D.
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>>7484920
Just a small similarity. But that Д - D. Not A. A is A. yolo
Okay, but how do you make t and б similar letters?
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>>7484902
Do you know what time it is?
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>>7484931
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME
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Have you guys seriously been in the same thread for hour hours and are only halfway to image limit?
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Oh, and R - p. and your P is П.
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>>7484930
I was wondering that as well. It looks more like a small delta δ .
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>>7484931
Mmm.. pudding o'clock?
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>>7484935
>hour hours
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>>7484902
Why did you wake me up...?
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>>7484946
>he doesn't count his hours in hours
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>>7484950
Because you were snoring too loud.
>>
So it should to be more like
Dobroe ytro
>>7484942
Oh, you are right. I thought about this one too, when i was young, and for the first time I saw greek alphabet. And I thought it was B.
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>>7484902
Yelling won't help. Also sorry for stealing your pudding.
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>>7484944
when you are coming back to erp?
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>>7484958
Sorryyy...
>falls back asleep
zzzzzzz
>>7484961
But for some reason I think of a t when I see it.
Maybe because it looks like a delta, and Δt is used in physics a lot.
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When will we get good roleplayers like Drath'nor the Anus destroyer?
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>>7484962
My pudding.. you're going to be nepped, bro!
>>7484977
>laughing_nep.jpg
>>7484981
Just don't snore too loud.
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>>7484984
You don't even remember, do you.
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>>7484984
>His
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>>7484984
>snoring intensifies
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bogda- bogda- bodanov
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Spam images so we can get a fresh thread
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>>7484981
Wow, that kind of logic a bit weird.
Just because I am studying on department of physics and mathematics
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>>7484987
Of c-course I remember! I think..
>>7484989
Shh Anon.
>>7484991
Stop. Snoring.
>She chose Aikawa with pillow.
>>
Is this the cancer thread?
>>
>>7485010
I mean that's maybe why I associate it like that.
Anyway, you seem to forgive and forget quite easily, you disliked me as I made the filter, and now you try to talk to me all the time, kek.
>>7485019
>can't breathe
>starts moving frantically in his sleep
>drools on the pillow
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>>7485019
>chose
I meant 'choke'.
>>
>>7485019
Are you hiding something from us, Nep Nep?
>>
>>7485030
Depends who's asking, you're not a copper, are ye?
>>
say hi to erp
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>>7485019
It was months ago. I held you at gunpoint?
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>>7485051
Are you pregnant?
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>>7485032
Your filter just motivateed me to shitpost more.
It's not like I dislike it, or etc.
It's more like "Hey, do you really think that your filter will help you? Kappa".
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>>7485062
I can't read your post, it got filtered.
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>>7485065
Kappa?
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>>7485053
I don't even think I work down there. So no.
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>>7485032
>Takes away pillow.
You better stop snoring, it's annoying! Unless you want to be nepped!
>>7485037
Me? Of course not!
>>7485051
Oh yeah! Now I remember! I think so at least..
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>>7485070
...I just wanted to apologize. I don't get to eat often.
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>>7485070
zzzzzzz
>slowly reaches into her pocket
>>7485067
baka
>>
>>7485070
I bet you have a penis.
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>>7485093
Are you just trolled me, or what?
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>>7485102
baka
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>tfw you trolled.
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Post scores , if you score robot or lower you host
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>>7485118
>130
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>>7485118
>108
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>>7485082
Oh, it's okay! I have more pudding in my fridge if you want! It's yours!
>>7485093
>Chokes with pillow once again.
>>7485098
But I don't! It's because of this stupid short hair! People think I'm a boy!
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>>7485134
Aahh.... AaAAAHhh...
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>>7485134
>She looks shocked.
So...generous. But I don't know where your home is.
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>>7485134
Pull your panties down then.
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>>7485118
>110
o-okay?
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>>7485144
>Stopped choking.
Are you going to stop snoring now?!
>>7485146
Ask Aikawa! We share the same room!
>>7485152
You wish. Too lewd!
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>>7485169
...He makes me uncomfortable.
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>>7485169
>wakes up
What are you doooing?
>>
Hey, I was about to work on my code now.
So far I have the arena events, both bloodbaths and the feast done.
How much non-fatal/fatal day/night events did a code need to have?
>>
>>7485169
Post that one ''neps are quick to recognize lewd'' image.
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>>7485123
why tf u lying
>>
Guys?
>>
>>7485194
Common acceptance is about 50 for each category, but preferably more for nonfatals.
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>>7485236
Alright, thanks
I keep asking and forgetting it, and this code is way overdue
>>
>>7485226
need Nep to respond
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>>7485176
Aikawa is okay..ish. Just ask him for pudding! I'm sure he will give you some!
>>7485183
Killing you. You snore too loud!
>>7485206
>
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>>7485272
Killing me?! NO WAY!
Bad Nep, bad!
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>>7485272
Could...you just say where it is? I don't trust him.
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I want to ejaculate in Aussa's ear.
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>>7485305
Whoops.
Ignore this post, lads. I wasn't supposed to put a picture on there.
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>>7485283
I can't sleep, because of your snoring! The only way to sleep peacefully is killing you.
>>7485299
Well, sure. Second door on the left is kitchen. There should be fridge full of pudding there!
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>>7485316
N-no, don't kill me! I'll do anything!
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>>7485316
>She's silent for a long moment. And then she bows.
I am in your debt.
>>
>dab
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>>7485351
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?!
>>
Goodnight/morning HG
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>>7485378
>destroing your filter
Agents are everywhere.
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>>7485378
I'm going to squeeze every last seed you have.
>Starts to steal all of your sunflower seeds.
>>
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I didn't think posting in the thread was disabled.
But you guys manage to prove me wrong by making most of the posts here.
>>
Fuck you
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>>7485420
What are you doing, I'm not a flower.
This is a flower >>7485398
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>>7485378
What I'm doing is of no importance to you. Move along.
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>>7485432
A burglar? Out! I don't even know you... I think
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>>7485432
That's one rude bitch to come into another person's house and act like they own the place.
>>7485430
That flower doesn't have any seeds.
>Continues to take the seeds and starts to arm a bomb near the fridge for escaping.
>>
Can we please shitpost?
>>
>>7485450
Wanna shitpost about family?
>>
>>7485450
Yes.
Kamina, your taste in waifu is cancer.
>>
>>7485450
I'm a simple engineer, I can't shitpost.
You will need a scientist for that
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>>7485447
And? Does any of that matter to you?
>>7485442
You don't, but the purple-haired one granted me sanction.
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>>7485485
Yes it does. Now get the fuck out before I give you the fisting of a life time.
>>
Asuka > Junko
HGA > HGHW
/b/ > /trash/
Rin > Littlefinger
KK > Kamina
Legal > Loli
Shitposts > Comfy
>>
Oldfags > Newfags
>>
>>7485498
It's all part of one equation actually
>>
Shit > Aussa
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>>7485447
I don't have any either... how weird.
>>7485485
Nep did? Hmm...
>follows your every move
>
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>>7485494
I already explained the situation, and I have no reason to follow your orders.
>>7485512
Yes. She did.
>She gets a pudding and eats it like a starved animal.
>That's it.
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>>7485512
It's go time!
>Blows the fuck out of your kitchen,, creating a giant hole in the wall.
>>7485521
It's time for your fisting then.
>Grabs a mechanical arm, don't ask where it was, and puts it on.
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>>7485470
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>>7485521
>mfw
>just stands there silently
>>7485526
>also mfw
My parents are going to be so mad!
>>
>>7485543
That isn't vidya
>>
>>7483678
holy shit ily whoever you are
also late
>>
>>7485532
I have like 6 friends that can relate
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>>7483678
Souda/LF?
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>>7485526
I already said I'm here with permission. Go away, already.
>She reaches for her handgun.
>>7485550
>After a moment, she looks up, spoon in her mouth.
Wha?
>>
Music is overrated, it's just a certain combination of sound waves which is just vibrating air.
>>
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>>7485563
As if your weapon will be able to effect me.
>Simply walks up and punches them in the stomach.
Maybe that'll teach you not to be a bitch in another person's house.
>>7485550
You scared? Good! Adios amigo!
>Jumps out
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Just ate this tasty salo. Damn good.
>>
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>>7485581
>And Puru promptly collapses to the ground.
>>
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>>7485581
Good thing this house is insured.
>>7485563
Uhhh... I don't knooow...
Are you hungry?
>>
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First 24
>>
Just look at this dude
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>>7485627
...I haven't eaten in almost a week. Hungry is putting it lightly.
>>
>>7485643
>kisses your eye
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>>7485650
>pickles
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>>7485652
...why not? Here.
>hands a bag of toast slices
Toaster is over there.
>>
>>7485643
Dora.
>>
>>7485659
Burgers don't like them?
>>
Where are all the tight little assholes?
>ramsay
>>
Oi
>>
>>7485671
That burger just has shit taste
>>
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>>7485661
I was never instructed on how to scavenge for food....
>Instead of that, she just immediately starts to eat them.
>>
>>7485671
Pickles are just shitty cucumbers
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>>7485712
You just buy them with money...?
Hey stop, put them in the toaster first!
>>
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>>7485763
I never got paid.
>She takes a swallow, a large bite out of one of them.
Why?
>>
>>7485784
>tfw Puru will never swallow for you
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>>7485784
Because they're much better when you toast them first! Especially when you put something else on them after.
You can also just beg on the streets, it's really easy to get money for food.
>>
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>>7485787
Huh?
>>7485805
Is it worth just the raw lost in food?
...Even I have a sense of humiliation. I can't just do something like that.
>>
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>>7485813
The raw lost in food? It's definitely worth it, nobody eats them raw!
>>
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Hey, Aikawa, have you ever eat salo? Not just Aikawa, but all of you, burgrers. Have you ever taste this food?
>>
>>7485831
>implying we're all burgers
fucking racist
>>
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>>7485822
But still...that's just out of preference, isn't it?
>>7485831
>Never heard of it.
>>
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>>7485831
...what is it? Also, I'm not a burger.
>>7485840
But if everyone prefers it, you must prefer it too!
>>
>>7485839
I don't know about 4chan users too much. Of course mb here not only muricans, but eu or else...Yeah, sorry for that.
>>7485840
You should to eat it bro. Just one time, and youll love it so much.
>>7485843
Salo dude. It so tasty. Try to google it.
>>
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>>7485843
But I just haven't heard about it before.Who's to say I do or don't?
>>
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>>7485851
naked people
>>
>>7485869
yolo
Salo food of course.
>>
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>>7485858
Well go ahead and don't toast it then, but you will probably like it much more. You just have to wait about a minute for it to finish toasting.
>>
Where are the cute girls
>>
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>>7485880
>She's silent for a bit.
There's one other problem, too.
>>
>>7485895
And that is?
>>
ooo wee
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>>7485899
........
I have no idea how to use a toaster.
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>>7485910
Oh, that's easy. Just put the toast inside and press the button. It will come out a minute later.
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>>7485900
Yemen
>>7485910
>
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Wow, toast with salo...I have to taste this. But I think it will be shitty.
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>>7485974
That's plastic.
>>7485962
>She looks slowly at the toaster, then back at Aikawa. She seems nervous.
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>>7485976
Nobody fucking cares.
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>>7485996
I know
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>>7485976
Like... the movie?
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>>7485996
Fuckboy eroding sanc
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>>7486013
I don't understand.
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>>7486036
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYfWJzqWU2g
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>>7485989
Are you alright? It's not dangerous.
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>>7486046
Not that much of course.
And btw, it tastes not so bad.
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>rises from the grave once more
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>>7486049
I just...I don't know.
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