HG thread So we all good. No one cars about those other two, right?

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>>7481388
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.

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>>7481388
Thanks for hosting

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>>7481345
>>7481293
>>7481388

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>>7481407
>freezes
Not this again. When will you learn?
>>7481381
Me? I'm no stalker. Or insane.
>>7481387
It's absolutely true, I guarantee you.

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>>7481388
It's fine lass.

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>>7481388
>>7481361
>>7481318

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>>7481388
If that asshole would stop crushing my head, I'd be better. Anyways, go.

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>>7481269 #
(Repost. Thanks for hosting btw)
>With a flash of white, Mizore gets caught into a trap, staring directly into the eyes of a powerful hypnotist.
Relax, I will still make sure you find your beloved Tsukune. Until then I need you to do a few things for me K? Is there anyone here that you would find so repulsive you would never marry them in a million years? Who is it?

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>>7481424
Thank you

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>>7481453

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>>7481388
Looks fine.

>>7481426
Whatever you tell yourself in that mythical fantasy land you operate in.
Good to see you around, your bizarre mating rituals always make for good shenanigans.

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>>7481367
Um no fhat's not what my eyes are seeing. You better put your clothes back on right now before I have to enforce the rules okahand on don't want me to have to don't that?

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>>7481431
thanks or whatever

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>>7481350(Dork)
Yet you act the way you look. Are all ghosts like that?
>>7481410
>Her mouth goes slack jawed, her voice sounds even more droning.
Uhhhhh. Never thought of that. Only thought about marrying Tsukune. Nobody else crosses my mind.
>>7481431
>>7481424
Got it.

To all that thanked me already, no prob. Will be starting as soon as I can.

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>>7481426
Riiiigght.

>>7481426
>>7481469
>I fucking hate everything... but I need to go again.

>>7481522
That ducking popeye face

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I just realized I still didn't pass my driving test. Great job me.

So what's going on tomorrow?

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>>7481554
Oh for fu-
I can't even drive, and now this? I'm just going to walk.

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>>7481560

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>>7481522
No! We're better than you people! Most of you can't even see us or remember us!

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>>7481560
Existential despair, borderline nihilism, and a pervasive sense of self-loathing.

Nothing unusual, really.

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>>7481522
Anyone here you habour hate towards?
>>7481560
The end.

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>>7481554
Oh, is that what that does? Huh, good to know.

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>>7481554
This'll hopefully round up some customers! What an excellent idea played out all by yourself Ginji, I did good. I did goood.

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>>7481554
I wonder how many people realize they died. That long name keeps distracting from checking.

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>>7481469
>>7481536
Thanks Hakuno, what would I do without you?
>she gives her a kiss on the cheek
Let's just sleep like this then, you can keep me warm with your body.
>>7481499
If I'm lucky, I might be able to 'mate' with this girl tonight.
>>7481508
Don't worry, Hakuno is covering me up with her clothes. I should have been more careful.
>>7481530
Yes, yes!

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>>7481604
I would honestly rather gouge my ears out than listen to this.
I don't know how old people put up with it.

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>>7481604
This is actually more annoying. It's not even raining, you moron.

>>7481620
Tits

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>>7481628

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>>7481604
I wish I had some money to ride a cab right now, and buy some food.

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>>7481604
What's the point of your horns?

This guy is blowing everyone up and I don't even think he's doing it on purpose.

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>>7481604
I love corn
>>7481625
The FBI did that to fuck with him.

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>>7481604
You couldn't even do it yourself
You really suck

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>>7481604
Hopefully this infernal contraption will work for once this time. If not, I guess I'll have to follow someone else.

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>>7481652
Welcome to the family, car.

>Vehicle explodes

Ah. Shit.

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>>7481652
Go-gonna hurl chunks at any moment now....

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>>7481652
She was annoying, anyways. "Turn left in 500 feet" yourself, bitch.

>>7481653
Federal Bureau of Idiots, gotcha.

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>>7481593
Yes. Kurumu, Kurono.
>>7481576
Who's you people supposed to be? Humans? Yeah, I ain't one of those.

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>>7481606
OK, well you seem to be sorry so I'll just give you a warning for now but just remember that being lewd is dangerous because if you're lew then Alma could come out of the shadows and snatch up your soul! So yeah uh
*sips coffee*
Stay safe and clothed kiddo?!

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>>7481652
TURN OFF THAT FUCKING ALARM
You are going to get a free zap for this
>>7481692
Wrong

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>>7481652
>>7481671
I'm gonna hope you didn't see me inside there.
I'm not even going to question how you got a car to explode by punching it.

>>7481671
kek'd

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>>7481652
This day of nothing tells us something we already know. That old men and cats can't drive.

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>>7481725
Get moving you fucking phone cuck
I will zap you for this.

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>>7481703
Am I, though? Am I?

>>7481725
Hey, assholes, I was texting. Do you want me to text when I'm stopped or when I'm going 60 in front of you guys?

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>>7481704
Now darling, of course I saw ya in there. I was gonna welcome you to my family, but your car wasn't wanting any of it.

>>7481725
>>7481750
You best stop that honking, or I'm stepping outta this car.

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>>7481697
Of course, I will stay as clothed as always.
When I have to use the bathroom, I will just figure something out.
Alright, good night now.

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>>7481725
Gotta give her credit. It actually sounds catchy.

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>>7481652
A little of column A, a little of column B, actually.

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>>7481694
Well even those who aren't human. What the hell are you anyway? And why did you choose to bug me?

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>>7481773
Isn't it? I know it's not very creative...but you have to work with what you've got!

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>>7481761
Fine phone cuck.
>>7481773
Enjoy your ride

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>>7481765
*tucks in*
Sweet dreams!!

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>>7481773
Worst thing about that entry is that it's not even Knuckles as the image. If you're going to be stupid then do it right. He ain't the only one to die here.

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>>7481694
K. When you see them, you are going to have the exact same love for them that you do for tsukune. Having the two of you married, even for just a second, is vital to my plans K?. After that, you will be with your real beloved, got all that Snowflake?

>>7481821
I didn't want people to think that was actually the real knuckles

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>>7481821
This counts as animal abuse, you disgraceful prick

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>>7481821
Aw shit son, you got me.

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>>7481788
Yuki Onna. Snow Woman. Something else with snow. As for why, I don't know. Just looking at you brings out my latent bullying.
>>7481826
Understood, Miss Nastasia.

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>>7481761
Then why did you call me "car"? Not very considerate of your daughter.

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>>7481833
Oh alright. Guess that makes sense.
>>7481821
Cartoon and Anime logic sometimes work or doewsn't. Here's the latter.

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>>7481850
I hope it's not because of some stupid reason like my name then... seriously, it would be retarded

>>7481864
Don't think about it too much girl, I was just making a joke.

Now come on 'ere and eat your supper, like a good girl.

>The old man raises a knife to her face, and threatens to plunge it into her mouth

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>>7481903
What are you gonna do, stab me?

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>>7481850
Perfect. Carry on as normal, but first, here.
>she hands Mizore a lollipop
For being such a good minion.

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>>7481866
That old Reigen up to his usual tricks again.

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>>7481922
Sometimes you drive in circles, sometimes you drive into a dead end, sometimes you don't know what you're driving and sometimes you just have a plane. Hope you guys understood those metaphors.

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>>7481914
>The old man does exactly that, driving the knife into her mouth and stabbing into her gums, grinding the steel against her teeth. A vicious grin twists his face as he inhales air through gritted teeth.

C'mon girl! Eat up!

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>>7481920
Thank you, Miss. Nastasia.
>She takes the lollipop as ordered and puts her into her mouth. Her eyes widening when she does.
Huh? Did I pass out? Why do I have two suckers?
>>7481869
Not that at all. It has to do with how you look. That hat isn't helping anything.

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>>7481958
Woah! Driving an airplane can't be all that different from driving a spaceship, can it?

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>>7481958
Care to share your finding with the rest of us, physic?

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>>7481988
The process has a tendancy to make people faint. It's going to take a while before I can summon him, but I will get it done.

Das Monstrum im mir wird explodieren!

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>>7482004
A loud and dangerous dog, Another bot being found and Luluco naming her car again. Nothing important.

>>7482004
physic = medicine
psychic = what you meant

baka

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>>7481972
>teleports behind you with a murderous intent
Was that supposed to hurt?

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>>7482052
Yeah, I can be a dumb one when I don't sleep.
>>7482050
Well well. Could it be?

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>>7482050
This time it's official! I even got a car sticker that says Lulucomobile on it and everything.

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>>7482074
Two in a row? Nice going Lulu.

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>>7481988
Well can't you people just stop touching my hat for one day! It's stolen every day! Why does my hat attract you? Is it a light? Are you flies?

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>>7482067
>teleports behind you

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>>7482067
Teleporting is not proper conduct! It's against the rules!
>>7482084
I'm impressed.
>>7482090
Because it looks rediculous.

>>7482095
I don't need to explain myself. I don't like you or the character you play. I don't like the way you half ass replies to anyone who doesn't play a female ava, and stalk out the people who do. It's disgusting and I want no part in it.

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>>7482084
You're a serious monster. Congrats, I guess. And thanks.
>>7482100
Who said? I can do what I want.

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>>7482084
I-I really won?! I mean...of course! Never doubt the power of JUSTICE!

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>>7482084
Most causes of death was exploding.

>kicks legs back and forth and waits for Rammy or Kaito to show up

>>7482067
>The old man lets out a deep, harsh laugh as the girl disappears behind him

Oh shit motherfucker, we got ourselves some talent tonight!

>The man faces the girl, arms outstretched and walking towards her

Give it your best, son.

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>>7482135
>>7482067
I'm old.

>>7482134
>triggers the fuck out you

If odds drink
If evens don't drink

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>>7482084
Huh, she's good.

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>>7481129
Nyuu

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>>7482135
>She sighs, and embraces the old man for a hug
...There there, it's okay. You're safe now.

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Is RE 7 worth a go?

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>>7482125
Thanks again

>>7482111
Who said this again?

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>>7482125
Thanks for hosting!

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>>7482125
Impressive.
Errr, thanks for hosting, lass. I appreciate it.

>>7482159
Yes. I thought it was phenomenal.

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>>7482159
>It just got cracked, so why not.
>Played it a bit for a couple hours, it's pretty neat.

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>>7482125
Thanks for hosting Mizore.

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>>7482020
REALLY?
>She lets out a few fake coughs after her uncharacteristic outburst.
I mean thanks. So it's that easy, huh? Did I say anything embarrassing during it?
>>7482090
That's easy. People can see it's important to you.
>>7482116
>>7482168
>>7482169
>>7482161
>>7482186
No prob guys. Gotta get one game in before I'm too tired to do anything.

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>>7482100
It doesn't, it's just a hat...
>>7482191
But it isn't, I just hate people stealing my stuff!

>>7482166
The black haired manga girl

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>>7482159
Honestly the game itself isn't amazing or anything but it feels like an actual Resident Evil game unlike five and six, so I'd say give it a try.

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>>7482154
Aw shit girl, you've got it all wrong! I already got a family, I don't need hugs.

I'll give a chance to let go of me and get outta here. I'll come after ya, of course. But it won't be as easy for me!

>The old man's malicious smile remains planted on his face. Whether or not this was a ploy, he didn't care. Shit's fun.

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>>7482191
A little. You kept thinking about your love it seems. You were getting pretty perverse.

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>>7482224
Don't say I didn't try.
>With another sigh, she quietly walks out of the room. Never to be seen again.
>For now

>>7482153

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>>7482118
Keep it going.
>>7482201
You're not making a convincing case. Not like you have anything else worth stealing either.
>>7482229
Oh. I don't really mind then.
>She puts both of her hands to her cheeks, blushing furiously.
Just a little more waiting and I can see my beloved Tsukune! Ahhhhh!

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>>7482268
Nyuu.

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>>7482153
>Sir integra pats her on the head
You are a bit late I am afraid.

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>>7482291
>niice, a miss trigger winscreen. thanks!

>>7482319
TRIGGERED

>>7482304
>kissu

>>7482205
You don't get to say shit fag. You're too scared to get through the first part of the house.

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>>7482354

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>>7482319
No prob. I try to look out for the best for the winners.


But I'm done for the night. Gonna try to actually sleep this time. Stay cool everyone. I'll be seeing you.

>>7482367
Since when does Bikko browse HG???

>>7482367
;)

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>>7482382
Hikki*

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>>7482380
Goodnight! See you tomorrow.

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OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. What's up, HG? Feelin SSUUUUUUUUUUPERRRR?

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>>7482436
No. I am not feeling SSSUUUUUUPEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRR AT ALL because of NOTHING!

>>7482436
Is this the Franky from ancient times or a new one?

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>>7482436
Naaah. Really, I'm just pretty tired.
>>7482380
>

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So...its come to this. We're all going to wait around until we die. I can see it now. A chipped tombstone that reads "RIP HG". I-It's going to be the hot spot for gothic girls.

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>>7482510
Goth girls, huh? You'd like that, Romeo, wouldn't you?

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>>7482510
You say it like it's such a big deal.

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>>7482516
My face gave it away, didn't it? You can tell how much I love them by the gratuitous amount of sweat on my forehead.

>>7482526
Death's IS a big deal! Once we're dead we can never come back!

>>7482510
>Goth girls
Cant wait.

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>>7482510
It's taken a lot to kill us, I suppose.
>

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>>7482536
Then the rest of us will just move on, huh?

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>>7482510
What's all this fuss about goth-girls n' such?

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>>7482510
Isn't that a blessing for you?

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Someone give me a hug.

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>>7482547
You realize there's nothing good about goth girls, right? The whole reason they became goth in the first place is because they're seriously ugly.

>>7482551
Maybe for you...and me...and a couple of others, but that doesn't mean they can't kill us spiritually.

>>7482556
The rest of us? No, you've got it all wrong! We're all becoming victims of this! There's no moving on from beyond the grave!

>>7482559
It's a figure of speech...I think. I don't really know, but a robot like you shouldn't care.

>>7482561
The last thing I want is to see your ugly face. When I die I want nothing but the grim yet beautiful scenery this place has to offer.

>>7482581
You are so dull.

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>>7482581
>reluctantly hugs Izaya briefly

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>>7482581
>ruffles up your hair

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>>7482595
What're you on about? Don't you have something to do outside of here?

>>7482595
Explain celes then, pleb

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>>7482536
That, and your emo band haircut.

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>>7482601
I know... Wanna sharpen me?
>>7482604
Thanks bby, wanna erp fight?
>>7482605
H-Hey, what'd you think you're doing!?

>>7482601
>>7482624
Samefag check

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>>7482595
I missed you too Suby~! Come let me give you a hug, it'll make you feel better!

should I host?

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>>7482607
Y-Yeah, of course I do. I'm a popular guy with women constantly surrounding themselves around me. I also have a part-time job and I lead one of the clubs at my school, which I totally still go to!

>>7482615
I would if I knew who that was.

>>7482618
You talk a lot for a cat. Don't you think you could cut it out? It's making my ears hurt.

>>7482624
Hugs are overrated. It's all about touching others in different ways that make for a more enthralling encounter.

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Is Reigen present?

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>>7482595
A robot? You'll have to try harder than pulling cheap jabs likw that, loser. I've got nerves of steel.

>>7482641
What do you feel like doing?

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>>7482644

>>7482646
hosting, but I wanted a heads up just in case anyone else wanted to

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>>7482631
You caught me anon, I'm a samefagging piece of shit.
>>7482643
W-Well ask before touching me in a different way. I was about to call rape...

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>>7482649
In the progress of finalizing the entries for the RDT Event.

You said you didn't like your team name.

How about I change it from "The Business Casuals" to "The Franchise"?

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>>7482634
You touch me and I'll have the right to beat you into submission! Stay as far away from me if you like having that messed up face you're wearing right now!

>>7482641
Go ahead. Make my day, punk.

>>7482645
Yeah, just like a robot! I don't see how you can argue this.

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>>7482643
It's my Constitutional right to make fun of you for looking like One Day's Grace.

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>>7482662
>That sounds fine. I was also thinking "Sharp Dressers" as a name, but use whichever one you feel fits best.

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>>7482643
Hmm. One more question for you here?

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>>7482674
I'll throw the options into the randomizer and see which one comes out.

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>>7482687
>Sounds great to me.

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>>7482659
May I touched you in a different way?

>>7482669
That's rich coming from a dark cat with a silly hair style! You've never looked at a mirror before, have you!? Get that shitty lump of hair cut from your head already!

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>>7482665
I am NOT that dull of a person!

You've just made me lose my cool, I'm not going to let some one like you get to the likes of me so easily.

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>>7482694
Why yes you may, see how easy things are when you ask?

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>>7482683
Eh?
...
...
Eh?

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>>7482665
You asked so nicely that I just had to.

Yo, everyone! I'm Alfred Jones, and I'll be your host for tonight. I'd like 24 of you guys so we can get something going.

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I dislike foreign characters in my japanese anime but when I do like them, it's English-kun.

https://youtu.be/CyVR5jcxLWE

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>>7482694
The more I look in a mirror, the less I look at your ugly face, so I think that's a win-win. Anyways, this hairstyle is haute couture among unemployed college dropouts. You should give it a try.

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>>7482665
Come here you!

>Gives a bear huge bear hug

See? Feeling better I bet.

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>>7482713
Fujiwara no Mokou

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>>7482707
Do you really think I'm buying what you're selling there?

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>>7482698
But you're a robot. How can you lose your cool when you've got a built in cooling system?

>>7482700
>pinches your cheek
Don't. Tell. Anyone.

>>7482713
The one and only, Natsuki Subaru

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>>7482713
Nrvnqsr Chaos

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>>7482713
Hanbei Takenaka

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>>7482713
Ash Crimson

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>>7482713
Shinichi Mechazawa

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>>7482713
James Storm

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>>7482713
Unemployed Black Man

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>>7482713
meme expert

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>>7482713
Mae Borowski

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>>7482713
Jushin Liger

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>>7482713
Masaru D Chocheh

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>>7482713
Sangwoo

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>>7482713
Uriko

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>>7482713
Satsuki Yumizuka

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>>7482713
Green Bastard

>>7482714
NO MORE DESU

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>>7482713
A fucking rock

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>>7482713
Reigen Arataka

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>>7482729
What?

>>7482775
CAPTAIN!

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>>7482713
Mitsurugi

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>>7482713
Ursula-sensei

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>>7482713
Clayton Bigsby

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>>7482713
Orihara Izaya
>>7482729
O-Okay... I won't tell anyone.

>>7482729
Dude. I get he's lacking in personality, but calling him a robot? That's fucking rude.

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>>7482713
Nathan Spencer

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>>7482713
Killer Mike

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>>7482713
Tamaki Suoh

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>>7482713
DJ Paul

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>>7482713
Scrooge McDuck

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>>7482715
Pufufufu~!
College dropout? What's wrong, cat couldn't handle getting...her...you are a her, right? I-It's tongue getting caught by the college board!?

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>>7482713
Boss

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>>7482717
>Subaru tries squirming out of the hug
If you're going to do it then at least use enough power to put me out of my misery!

>>7482727
I'm not selling a gosh darn thing! I want you to believe what I'm saying, not buy what I'm selling. You understand? here's a distinct difference!

>>7482780
>>7482797
Look at this robot. He can't even understand what he's hearing! Can't believe we let things like them into this place.

>>7482793
Good. If you do, then I'll have to come after you. You wouldn't want me coming after you, Izaya. What I'll do to you won't be stuff you consent to.

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>>7482830
Oh boy, where do I begin with this.

Firstly, you really, really struggled to get out that idiom. It wasn't worth it.

Secondly, yes, I'm a girl. Apparently you don't have much experience around them to tell.

Lastly, it sucked and I hated everyone, so I left. What's your excuse?

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>>7482851
Oh, man, you must be really unused to socializing if you don't even recognize THAT one.
>Hanbei laughs a little in to his sleeve.

>>7482727
So where do I start? It's like peeling an onion of reasons, I swear there's a whole bunch and I don't know where to start. Obviously there was the whole clingy thing, fuck that got annoying. I mean you literally got so clingy you made a goddamn anon post to try and make me take things how you wanted. I still remember bracing myself for the relink to your reply halfway down the thread because you can't take obvious social cues when someone doesn't want to talk to you anymore. Not to mention your Rika RP in a nutshell. A clusterfuck of godmoding and headcanons thrown onto yet another one of your OC's. I'll give you credit where credit is due, at least the vampire is slightly unique. Oh, but your RP isn't even the issue. As a person in general you're a total shitter. Your family is fucking poor and you're still not doing a single thing to help them. Is McDonalds still too good for you? Get the fuck over yourself. You're lucky they'll even give you a chance when all you have in your skill set is playing fucking touhou and yugioh and making up shitty OC's on 4chan. You're a useless NEET who can't even step up to the plate when they actually need you to. Kill yourself, Aussa.

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You know how it goes, dudes. Tell me if I've made mistakes, tell me that it looks okay, swap in, swap out, all of those things.

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>>7482851
Wh-What are are going to do? You wouldn't thing about... Rubbing my tum would you? That'd be dastardly!

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>>7482851
Th...that was really some harsh st-st-stuff. My...my eyes are watering up....I've never heard anyone say su-su...*sniff.avi* such mean things to me.

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>>7482874
Let's dance.

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>>7482713
Ibaraki Douji

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>>7482851
>Ash squeezes a tad but harder
It's perfectly ok, Suby! No need to be shy, this probably the closest you've gotten to someone in a whilr hasn't it? Being locked in your NEET room is no way to live!

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>>7482858
I don't get how not having experience would mean anything. I'm looking at you and you resemble nothing of a cat.
My excuse? I never dropped out of college because I never went! See? I think we all know who the smart one here is.

>>7482871
What can I say? It's been awhile. I've shut myself a way for a few...months, I guess. Either way, I know exactly what you mean, and I won't say anything more about my current status.

>>7482874
I guess I'm alright with being number two.

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>>7482894
>>7482874
WAIT, PUT THIS THING IN MY PLACE INSTEAD!

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>>7482909
I think I look a lot like a cat, actually. That might be because I am a cat.

So you're telling me you didn't even try. Glad that high school diploma exists, huh?

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>>7482874
>>7482916
And... Done!

Let's go, everyone!

>>7482909
It didn't fit, my friend. When I learn how to make those titles fit, we'll go.

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>>7482909
And I'm betting THAT is because you're embarrassed about it, too.
>>7482932
Huh? When did I hire a samurai?

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>>7482878
You'd like that, wouldn't you?
No...I would never do that to you. What I want would be a lot worse.
I'll forcefully brush your teeth, Izaya.

>>7482886
It's fine! A robot can't feel. Just ask Kaito and you'll understand. He might be able to teach you how to be a better robot.

>>7482903
>the squirming continues at an increasing rate
I-If you don't let go I'll spit on you! I'll do whatever I can to get outta this, this...this putrid grip!

>>7482927
Oh...uh, I meant girl! You don't look like a girl!
>Subaru bonks his head and sticks out his tongue
I'm a little sleepy tonight~
Ohoho wait, who said I never dropped out of high school?

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>>7482932
What's the use of working yourself over nothing?

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>>7482932
Ew... Is that that "Black Plague" thing I've been hearing about? It looks really gross and gruesome...
In other news, I'll have to rewrite that event.

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>>7482916
Thing? At least you didn't assume that I'm one of you, so that's still better than being called a human.

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>>7482947
If you want, I can show you the goods. I don't mind accurate verification.

So you're telling me you couldn't even handle high school. All you have to do is worksheet, worksheet, gym, worksheet, lunch, skip the rest of classes to do fun shit. Was that too hard?

>>7482961
Not even with a ten-foot pole, bucko.

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>>7482942
Now why would I ever be embarrassed over silly things? It can't be embarrassing if I've done it, so your point is moot.

>>7482968
Yeah, whatever. Why don't you go eat dirt or whatever. I'm a little busy trying to prove my innocents to entertain your petty insults.

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>>7482961
We're going to burn down the capital! That's the our main and only plan! You humans may think about it as an atrocity, but for an Oni it's nothing!

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>>7482932
I'm gonna kill them then kill myself.
>>7482947
You wouldn't dare... That's just way to lewd.
>>7482961
Come one lads, let's go get one-ton of soup

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>>7482961
Don't say I didn't warn you.
>>7482975
If it's not embarrassing, there's probably nothing to keep you from doing it, really.

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>>7482961
Baguettes are worth, like, one piece of information. I asked Francis, he said it was true.
Four veterans of the Emu War! Goddamn, that's... Embarrassing! What was that about Oni strength, again?

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>>7482947
Kaito? The hell you comparing with a Robot for? I had enough of you your crap, it's bout time I'd start teaching you a lesson in fighting.

>he clamps vigoriously.

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>>7482947
>Ash finally lets go and drops him to the ground.

I think you enjoyed that, and you're just too prideful to admit it! Aha~ why are you always so uncomfortable around me Suby? I like feeling special, but this is something else!

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>>7482975
I don't really care about your petty problems, human. By getting a spot from you, you already lost all of your usefulness.

>>7482994
I wasn't amused enough to deal with animals. The way they run away is too annoying.

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>>7482973
When you say goods you mean catnip, right? I'm not sure if you've noticed, but I'm not a gir- I mean cat.
>Subaru bonks his head a second time
Aren't I silly~?
>he's obviously trying to ignore explaining himself to the talking kitty

>>7482988
Are you trying to test me? I'll do it right here and now if you don't believe me. I don't want to embarrass you, but if you push me to that point...boy, you'll regret it.

>>7482991
Sure there is! That excuse is a horrid one. It's almost like saying "If you're not guilty of anything then you shouldn't mine the government spying on you". What's mine is mine. That includes private information, Mr. Snoop.

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>>7482994
French tea. I'm sure that exists, and I wish it didn't.
She fights in the name of the ocean. Just correcting it!

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>>7482994
>he fails to draw anything resembling a map and throws the pencil away in frustration.

Geography's for chumps.

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>>7483017

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>>7483013
Hey, I'm bored and curious, can you blame me?
>>7483017
Eeeeh. Kanbei can handle it for now.

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>>7483013
No, I meant pull down my jeans and show you that, anatomically, I'm a girl. Small wonder why you failed out of high school.

>>7483017
Striking fear into the hearts of men, woohoo.

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>>7483017
Was that a mistake about the Oni's gender? Hm... I might need to look that over. Oh, well.

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>>7482996
Oh no, the robot's going to measure my waist~! If only someone were here to save me from this vile machine~!

>>7483002
>Subaru gets up from being dropped and gets right up to Ash's face just to yell at him
WHY WOULD I LIKE BEING HUGGED BY YOU!? WHAT'RE YOU EVER DONE TO MAKE ME LIKE YOU IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM!?

>>7483011
Can you do me a favor and stop? Your voice is hurting my ears. I normally wouldn't mind, but you're not even cute. That eye you have on your forehead is disgusting. Betty did the forehead thing waaaay better than you.

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>>7483013
Y-Yeah, you won't do it. It's all a bluff! You won't do a thing about it!
Im going to go tell an adult what you did to me.

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>>7483042
He yells to a rock that did nothing wrong. You should look into anger management, yo.
He doesn't seem like a bad guy... What's the hostility for?

>>7483053
>Punches in the duck

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>>7483049
I...I just wanted to give you a hug and this is how you treat me?!?
>Ash covers his face, sobbing.

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>>7483033
Sure I can. You're getting in the way of my civil rights. How would you like it if I tried knowing about your deepest, darkest secrets?

>>7483038
...Uh, cat's have those?
And hey, not being able to tell what gender a cat is by first glance doesn't mean I failed anything. I left on my own accord so I could spend my time being a shut-in.

>>7483053
Look around you, Izaya. Where are the adults? Nobody would help you if I decided to touch you without consent. You'll be helpless against my touch. Dominated by none other than Natsuki Subaru.

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>>7483042
Jokes on you loser, I wasn't going to harm you. A badass is honorable among the weak aswell. Now quit your crying you're attracting unwarrented attention.

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>>7483066
Catcalling the former president isn't a good idea. Period.

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>>7483042
It was more so a nightmare. Also, I was awake.

>>7483066
Uh...Deus valt? Or whatever?

>>7483080
How do you think cats reproduce? The stork?

Okay, so we're equal, kinda. I dropped out of college to be a NEET, and you dropped out of high school to be a NEET. Two NEETs in a pod, a-yup.

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>>7483078
Why would you want to give me a hug anyways? What're you trying to achieve here?

>>7483097
...Yeah, that's how I've been imagining it over the years. That or baby kittens magically appear from thin air. But uh, to think we're both the same is kind of weird. I mean, I'm a human neet, and you're a...you know.

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>>7483094

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>>7483071
>keels over
Why anon, what'd I ever do to you?
>>7483080
Someone will come save me. Human decency will take over and they'll stop you from doing those lewd thing to me in front of everyone.
>>7483094
But he's such a fox, who wouldn't cat call him?

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>>7483094
You're one hell of an ugly girl, you should probably fix that.

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>>7483104
Look, appearances aside, we're kinda on the same page here. You also live with your mom and spend each day doing what you want while also wallowing in apathy?

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>>7483094
She is the mother! Yeah, the results are a bit faulty.

>>7483109
He's a married man, man. You don't just say things like that.
It's the current year.

>>7483109
Nigger. I punched you in the duck, not the dick...I think that might be an STD kicking in.

I love you, HG!

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>>7483109
>Subaru grabs at Izaya and pins him down on the ground. He then reaches into his track jacket and pulls out his own toothbrush, meaning if he used it against Izaya it'd be an indirect kissu
Have any last words before I make you impure?

>>7483116
I...Y-Yeah, I do, but that doesn't mean I'm a good-for-nothing! I can do magic tricks and sew!

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>>7483104
I thought we were friends but you just hate me!Plus I wanted to show you something...

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>>7483122
Too bad I hate you

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>>7483117
I don't have anything to say, it's just normal.

>>7483122
I love you as well, Anon! You're a good man/woman/whatever!

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>>7483080
Hah, so you do have secrets! Even admitting that's a weakness.
>>7483140
>Also sleeps.

>>7483141
Well nobody likes a cuck, Yukine. Just because I love HG does not mean I like you.

>>7483142
Thanka you, America

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>>7483122
I-I love you too!

>>7483134
No you don't! You're only saying that so I'd apologize and get real close to you, and then instead of showing me something you'll attack me and possibly kill me!

>>7483140
You dead?

>>7483147
We all do! It'd be weird if I didn't, right? Like...I'd have to be inhuman to have no secrets at all, or as clean as a whistle.

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>>7483133
Magic tricks, huh? Been way too long since I've seen a magician. Last time was Gregg's 10th birthday party when the dude pulled a rabbit out of a hat and it was dead. That was funny.

Anyways, show me a magic trick, NEETboy.

>>7483142
Feelin' British already.

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>>7483117
Exactly, it's the current year. Don't shame me if I wanna fuck a married man.
>>7483121
But I don't have an STD... Atleast not to my knowledge.
>>7483122
Love you too anon. Hope you have a good one.
>>7483133
If you do it, you'll be impure too, are you really willing to risk that? I bet this is all a trick. Bravado.

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>>7483142
Cat-like reflexes, one could say! Ah... It's like a normal day at home.

>>7483152
You're welcome, Anon.
Come back more often, we miss you already.
>>7483159
Come on, man, don't make Obama cheat on Michelle.
That's a dick move all around.

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>>7483153
...You always were too smart for your own good!

>Nevertheless Ash quickly leaps in front of Suby and gives him a swift quick to the groin

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>>7483156
Well, since I like you I'll show you something that's better than a magic trick. The thing is, I'll need your help. What you have to do is kill me, okay? Simple, but some people aren't able to do that.

>>7483159
You...You're definitely your mothers boy.
>Subaru lets go of Izaya-kun
You pass. Congratulations on staring your fears in the eyes.