HG thread.
262nd EXPRESS GAMES
>>7479677
Mae Borowski
>>7479677
Ikaros
>>7479677
AOKI REIKA
>>7479677
Yozora Mikazuki
Ursula-sensei
Araragi
>>7479677
Gabriel
>>7479677
Sucy Manbavaran
>>7479569
Babies aren't really too differnet from eachother, sensei. Let's not research my past.
>>7479655
Anything can happen in the arena, so no promises, Henry.
Tiny snek
Ranger
Express Champion Ken Kaneki
Reigen Arataka
Nrvnqsr Chaos
Retro
>>7479677
One pissed off pupper
>>7479677
Jack Baker
The Tornado Of Terror
>>7479736
Aayyy good taste
>>7479686
You sure look kinda dumb now that a game is here.
Chocolate loli
>>7479748
Maybe, you should suck it anyway.
Hakuno Kishinami
>>7479691
That being...?
>>7479754
berrrrt
>>7479677
Henri
Nico Robin
Eggman-kun
>>7479716
I suppose so. I am going to retire for the evening. Farewell Sucy.
Funny Valentine
Asuka The Tank Engine
>>7479768
You. Oh, that reminds me. That one night was amazing. You know, between you and me.
>>7479761
Maybe I don't suck dick.
>>7479677
Luluco
Paru
Len
Yoshikage Kira
>>7479769
What?
I made a judgement call and bumped it down to 24.
>>7479781
Goodbye.
>>7479788
Why not? I've heard it's fun.
>>7479716
Sometimes I imagine what it would beike if I weren't a teacher. All of my students would call me onee-san, would they not?
It's a fun day dream I have once a while.
>spaces out
...but I shouldn't be having daydreams about not being a teacher while I am a teacher! That would be bad.
>>7479677
Greatest adventure
>>7479808
Then maybe you should try it? It's not for me, I don't like getting dirty.
>>7479788
We were just sleeping Aoki. How was that amazing to you in anyway?
>>7479677
Poker face
>>7479805
please bump it up to 36 at least i just got here
>>7479805
Whatever. Let's just go already.
>>7479813
Get off my tracks, you blue fuck. The only useful engine is Asuka, don't you forget it.
>>7479805
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>7479829
stop lying you fucking diesel
Alright, turns out I only need a few more to make it 36.
>>7479805
>>7479783
>>7479790
I want this one in. Now.
>>7479805
Let's dance.
>>7479819
What if I do it in your mouth?
>>7479852
Gravity Queen
>>7479822
I 'enjoyed' you lying next to me. Veeery much.
And as promised, I didn't touch you lewdly either.
>>7479875
Do what exactly in my mouth?
>>7479812
But you aren't always a teacher, Ursula-sensei. Surely you also get to enjoy time for yourself on sundays. I've heard normal people do that.
>>7479852
Asshole-chan
>>7479677
meme expert
>>7479852
>
>>7479852
Himiko Yumeno
>>7479769
d-did you need something?
>>7479840
Did you just call me a fucking diesel? Don't compare me to those square fucks.
Check out this paint job, I'm the only one who got it. Sir Gendo Hatt is my bitch.
>>7479896
>hair
hnnnng
>>7479869
I think I got in. But thanks anyway!
>>7479920
chocolate loli
>>7479852
Rei Ayanami
>>7479881
Oh, uh... yeah. Weeelll, I guess i'm glad you enjoy lying next to me. And good, I wouldn't like if you touched me like that.
>>7479923
bitch the only steam you have is gaben's
i bet you work for the thin controller you useless lil shit
>>7479928
Speak not of it. I know full well your battle for JUSTICE.
I will gauge your actions in the coming battle to see if you're worthy to fight alongside the president of the United States.
>>7479882
W-what are you talking about Sucy-san? Weekends are for remedial classes!
>>7479927
The artist is amazing at drawing the perfect ass
This was like pulling teeth.
>>7479929
Go find another, that one is mine
>>7479881
You know.
>>7479970
Congratulations. You all made it.
>>7479970
Requesting the two trains to be put together
>>7479985
Count with me now, darling. The slaughter's about to begin!
>>7479949
You don't think I have any steam? My Fireman is shoveling coal into my furnace as we speak. What the fuck you got? That's right, fish in the water tank. I hope you break down in the middle of a shipment and embarass yourself like you always do.
>>7479959
The president of the United States?! You're a lot less orange than I thought!
>>7479985
Let's hope I won't have to use this!
>>7479938
I only touched myself. When I couldn't sleep. The thought that you could wake up any moment was... helped.
>>7479983
No, I don't. How is that any different from what you proposed earlier?
>>7479985
If I'm careful and don't mess up anything, this shouldn't affect the space-time continuum, at least not beyond the point of removing this guy from existence.
>>7480030
>kissu
>>7479985
How...romantic. Too bad I don't like dudes.
>>7479960
>ufufufu~
Is that so? You're missing the chance of being called onee-san by kids in the park.
>>7479985
One dot, two dots, three dots...that's a lot of dots in this little friend of mine
>>7479985
...I can fly, How did I forget that?
>>7479985
Always manage to somehow sleep during your entries. This is not upsetting at all. Thanks again.
>>7479985
Woosh!
("God I sound like an idiot.")
>>7480030
Didn't need to know that Aoki, didn't need to know that.
>Need to dash, sorry.
>>7480019
pics or it never fucking happened
i pray to god almighty that you turn into a generator like that one engine
i forgot his name
>>7479985
Eggman's already intimidating enough, the paint is just overkill. Also a terror attack.
>>7479985
You'll need more than a knife to get one over me.
>>7480052
Even if I did go to the village during the weekends, all the students aready know who I am. I'd have to go far, but because of all this work I have I can't stay too far from my post!
>>7480031
>>7479985
Hell congratulations Araragi, you of all people managed to kill me at my weakest. Kinda strange considering I'm still here.
>>7480096
It sucked.
>>7480096
NOCTU! ORFEI! AUDE FRAETOR!
SHINY SARIN!
>looks around
No survivors...
Phew! Nobody saw!
>>7480074
I think it's only fair if you know. I'm looking forward to doing it again.
>wink
>>7480039
Hey hey, no touching, just looking.
>>7480096
I'm sorry I can't be as interesting as some of the people in here... I'll try to get some pointers from them next time...
>>7480024
Yes, you heard right. Though I'm not sure as to why you believed I would be orange.
Red, white and blue are the only colors that matter to me.
>>7480096
They say the apple falls not far from the tree, and I will be the one to take the first apple.
>>7480114
Peaceful night; everybody's too busy playing darts.
>>7480096
>Jack's eyes find the tiny snek, and a vicious grin spreads across his face
I'm gon' squash you like a bug. Hope Marguerite didn't hear that.
>>7480127
But I'm a super kawaii anime girl so you have to let me kissu you.
>>7480125
http://orig06.deviantart.net/caad/f/2015/101/7/d/baumkuchen_by_dandonfuga-d8pbvq0.jpg
http://img03.deviantart.net/cda3/i/2012/103/b/8/asuka_langley_shikinami_by_dandonfuga-d4w0z8h.jpg
>>7480106
Hmm, that's weird, very weird, time travel never works as you'd expect it to.
>>7480136
Poison? That's very rude of you, I expected much more from an elf like yourself.
>>7480136
I'm pretty sure even if I prove it... It wouldn't be real.
>>7480136
You haven't done anything wrong as far as I'm aware. Why would I do that?
>>7480131
What is someone as important as you doing in a place like this anyway?
>>7480030
It would be less dirty and you'll get a tasty treat.
>>7480136
Asuka vs. Rei. Which one survives today?
Yukine
>>7480167
Damn, those are some stanky asuka images.
Saved.
>>7480196
Doesn't matter, I'm still best waifu.
>>7480136
Not this time, woman. Man.
>>7480159
Didn't you just try to offer me your cock?
I'd drink your semen. If you get it into a clean cup first.
>>7480189
The same for you as I just said.
>>7480196
Gee, I wonder what they're talking about.
>>7480198
Can you ever not be a dork, you dork?
>>7480217
Restart the game and swap me in
>>7480220
this
>>7480136
Huh, that's a lot of alcohol for a single person. And why does it smell like fish...? Oh well, moving on.
>>7480
Living as a full-time teacher sure is tough, huh? I'm not really one to say you should do something else, I mostly spend my time indoors anyway.
>>7480196
Are these accurate? Has any psychologist aproved of them? I'd like to know what I'm getting into.
>>7480196
Thanks, kid. I'll get you a candy bar or something.
>>7480223
I want to feel your tongue against me.
>>7480228
You're one to talk... uh... lady!
>>7480217
Once again our tributes are exhausted from killing, here's some peace.
>>7480234
I tried, but the simulator wouldn't accept you.
>>7480180
Were my motives not clear? I'm here to gauge the skills of those in here also fighting for JUSTICE.
>>7480218
Is this unflattering image supposed to unnerve me? Well....get rid of it.
>>7480267
That's crap! Put me into your stupid game!
>>7480267
I'm not going to hurt you, not any more at least, if you promise to go back home right now, no questions asked.
>>7480267
Don't believe everything you read on the internet, unless it's a Touhou-related infographic.
>>7480267
Ohhh it'd be such a crisis if I let this spill around
>and the monkey mutts die like flies
Ku Ku Ku....
>>7480261
Nice comeback dude. Can't even think of a response to that one.
>Her claps come off as really sarcastic.
>>7480261
Done. Here's what happened.
>>7480270
But don't you think it's a little dangerous? If you die, you'll leave an entire country without its president!
>>7480267
Just kill me already! I'm a disgrace to the Space Patrol!
>>7480235
Maybe you should pick up teaching when you graduate. It's a good job for someone who is staying inside anyway.
>>7479677
>Go to eat
>Miss Express Games
GOD
DAMN IT
>>7480325
Sorry, I didn't know who you are. What's your name again?
>>7480328
You think this us funny!? I call rigged!
>>7480254
How about you get this on your tongue instead?
Open up.
>>7480267
No problem, everyone.
>>7480318
Gee, they're talking behind my back again?
>>7480318
I have a few questions before we do this, first of all, is it anything like the videogames?
>>7480339
God damn it, Kaneki.
>>7480349
Heh, it's nothing special...
>>7480354
Blame Seth's cock
>>7480223
Uh, no, girls don't have cocks.
>>7480318
You people ain't getting away with taking my clothes again!
>>7480366
No! I'm going to blame your cock! You filthy rigger!
>>7480366
You'd be impressed how well crocodile tears work.
>>7480366
To me it is.
>>7480196
You shouldn't start fights you can't win.
>>7480354
Now that was actually a good one. I thought of a way so you can remember.
>She walks up to him until they was standing half than an arm's length apart.
Mi.
>She flicks him on the head after saying the sound.
Zo.
>Another lick.
Re.
>And one final flick.
Got it that time, Yukine?
>>7480366
I knew it, I've been right all along, the only thing friends do to you is make you weaker...
>>7480402
Can't win something I've already won.
>>7480406
Quit it! You flicked me too hard, I just forgot again! Who?
>>7480360
>Pokes breast with dick.
>>7480368
Of course not. But, you know, I can't even see you. Are you a ghost?
>>7480366
I didn't kill anyone... hey, who said that?
>>7480434
>the tip freezes as soon as it touches her
Oh my.
>>7480432
You serious? Gee it's Mizore dude.
>>7480330
Do you think someone in a position such as mine could worry about something so trivial? The only thing that should waver my actions are those in the name of JUSTICE, if something such as death could waver those actions, I am not fit to be the President.
>>7480366
This was all too simple. I expected more from this place.
>>7480366
We don't get to see who died until later, so how about [insert irrelevant McDonald's ad here].
>>7480388
Aww..
>>7480380
Cut it out, or I'm swapping you back out.
>>7480345
Lecturing, huh...
>oh look sensei she's actually picturing that scenario in the future.
Well, my mother is also my teacher, I can see myself assuming the same role one day. If I go out of my way to make a family that is.
>>7480454
>Continues poking.
>>7480467
I can help you make a family.
>>7480462
Wasn't me. Blame the bears.
>>7480467
There's always room for dreams in a young heart, I suppose.
Look out for the strange people >>7480487
Sensei will get back to work now.
Enjoy!
>>7480422
Is that so, Asuka.
LET THE VOICE OF LOVE TAKE YOU HIGHER
>>7480462
T-There's no need to fight over this, let me take just a little bit of food, I don't care about anything else that could be in there, you can have it.
>>7480462
Varying degrees of stupidity can be observed, as well as a complete lack of self-preservation instincts.
>>7480518
Oh, she was still alive.
...Honest mistake?
>>7480505
I'm more popular than you!
>>7480531
I-I think she took more than just the crate...
>>7480531
>>7480345
>Maybe you should pick up teaching when you graduate.
Second choice?
>>7480541
Absolutely disgusting.
>>7480541
>the Admiral from Kantai collection is the most popular hentai character
>>7480541
And Teitoku is more popular than you, whoever that is.
>>7480502
>Toxic gases: Released
I've got it covered sensei. Farewell.
>>7480487
I already have one, thank you very much.
>>7480518
>Sucy was already high as fuck anyway.
>>7480568
You know. I heard you before my nap. What do ya mean. you can bring him over?
>>7480541
>>7480541
Thaaaaat's disgusting.
>>7480562
What else is new?
>>7480541
thats a lot of touhou
>>7480541
>Sakuya
>Patchouli
>>7480541
>Koyomi Araragi.
>>7480541
Congratulations.
>>7480614
>>7480632
Exactly how it should be.
>>7480562
A hit-or-miss feast.
>>7480541
>>7480614
>nearly 25% of the names visible on that list
>people act surprised to what other people flap to
>>7480457
Wow...! You sound just like one of those action movie protagonists!
>>7480518
Story of my life.
>>7480456
could you speak up a bit? I couldn't hear you.
>>7480462
Swap me back in! It's my game now!
>>7480589
I can summon him here. I will just need you to relax and focus on my eyes. That way I see your memories of him. It's hard to explain K?
>>7480649
I got my own special feast waiting for me at home. You're all invited, too!
>>7480649
Luluco is doing God's work. Meanwhile, God's being lazy and is giving us a one death slide.
>>7480667
>Noted. A lot of them need to be.
>>7480649
Hey, I've always wanted to go out swingin'.
...Wonder how many people I freaked out.
>>7480680
You ain't gettin' away!
>>7480680
Back-to-back arena events!
Winner next!
>>7480680
Just pointed it out since it stated Sucy burnt herself yet she's still alive
>>7480659
You really are just a dumb kid.
>She saunters over to his ear, lifting his hat just a little.
MIZORE. SHIRAYUKI.
>>7480669
Sounds to good to be true so it probably is. Even if it isn't, sounds a little sketchy, you know?
>>7480703
>that Jack and Rei event
Holy shit.
>>7480703
Aw hell yeah, that's just what I wanted to do anyways!
>Jack has a hell of a time dismembering Rei. He laughs as his viscera sprays everywhere.
>>7480703
That's good, right?
>>7480635
That number should be a lot higher.
>>7480703
Good job girl. You blew it.
>>7480710
>"Player2 accidentally sets themselves on fire" was my intention.
>>7480753
Be quiet! Some of us are trying to sleep!
>>7480753
Its all good
>>7480753
Why would she be screaming? Nice one Luluco. Thanks Mokou.
>>7480753
Congratulations Luluco, you are the new winner of the Express Games!
>>7480725
WHAAAAAAAT?
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
>>7480725
>her temper flares, shocked at your answer
Oh so suddenly you change your mind? I thought you loved that tsukune. Clearly not to turn down my help. I'm telling the truth K? I like to bring couples together.
>>7480753
>>7480778
Congrats
>>7480753
>>7480778
I should really turn off my phone during a tournament...
>>7480742
Why?
>>7480804
And congratulations to this guy >>7480812
for being the biggest loser.
>>7480778
>>7480804
Perhaps I was right to watch over your actions in this battle, you've proven yourself quite a talented warrior of JUSTICE.
Congratulations, and thank you for hosting this battle.
>>7480831
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>7480635
Paaaarseeeee
>>7480831
And finally, thank you all for playing. Here's your moment of zen.
>>7480804
Congrats.
>>7480831
Thanks.
>>7480804
>>7480831
>6 kills
>NICE
Wow, it's been so long since I last won one of these...thank you for hosting!
>>7480785
>>7480813
>>7480834
And thank you guys too!
>>7480818
Good idea.
>>7480831
Thanks for the game Mokou.
>>7480827
To make little jealousy elves suffer, that would be lots of fun.
Hey Mokou.
Winscreens.
>>7480812
Are you deaf or stupid. Ah well if this won't get a reaction, nothing will.
>She takes his hat of of him , dangling just a few feet away.
>>7480813
Sorry out that. Of course I love Tsukune. But I always been a little suspicious. The fact that I have nothing on you but a name kinda freaks me out.
>>7480462
That's right.
>continues so
>>7480804
>>7480778
At least my loss was worth it. Congratulations, star girl.
>>7480868
That artstyle is shit
>>7480877
Uhhh, about that..
>>7480851
>>7480886
Thanks!
>>7480831
Thank you kindly for having us, dear.
>>7480890
Shaft is defo has shit animations
God forbid you tell anyone that though
>>7480853
>Looks at the score table
>6 skills
Specially around murderous fiends like you, miss. Congratulations.
>>7480868
I won't be suffering though. I'm just jealous that the numbers are that high.
>>7480886
>Throws a blanket on you.
>>7480890
>>7480890
Monogatari is shit.
>>7480884
Quit it Mizore! Don't touch me hat! Give it back!
>>7480884
Nastasia, secretary and matchmaker. I could even plan your wedding with him, if you want.
>>7480917
Source of this gril?
>>7480831
Oh hey, made it back for the end.
>>7480915
I-I swear most of those weren't on purpose...and thanks.
>>7480931
>Don't touch me hat!
They're always after me lucky hat!
>>7480916
So you want a higher number for yourself? I must agree, that would be much better.
>>7480938
>A shit and very gay anime
>>7480939
Oh hey, made it to the start. Let's go.
>>7480944
Was there a cross over or something?
>>7480948
Cereal Mascot Circlejerk when
>>7480950
I want to have your babies
>>7480931
Me hat? Heh heh. Turning into a pirate now?
>She tosses it back to him, giving a shrug and a smirk.
You make it toooo easy.
>>7480936
Not actually what I mean. But I guess I can give it a shot. So. I just need to think of him?
>>7480886
Put some clothes on???
>>7480963
>yep, episode 8 iirc
>I leave for a day and the threads come to life
Fucking white
>>7480976
C-Can't be done, if I give my babies to someone else I won't live to tell the tale.
>>7480977
Don't ever touch my things again! You hear me!? Baaaaaaaka! I just hope you are deaf and stupid!
>>7480959
Since you're asking, still didn't get mine yet.
>>7480977
Yes and look into my eyes. This ability is not something I have control over, so I wear thick glasses to hide it. Ya got that Miss Freeze?
>>7480960
Wait... go where exactly?
>>7480944
Six "accidental" murders, huh? That's some bad luck pushed to the extreme, person.
>>7481016
DAMMIT AUTOCORRECT
>>7480950
No! Why would I want that?
>>7480985
Or what?
>>7481034
To bed, or wherever else you want.
>>7480950
I would still like to know the source famo
>>7481006
Your presence sucks the life and joy out of this place.
>>7481043
You said you were jealous of my number, that must mean you want your own to be higher, and honestly so do I.
>>7481060
>Owari no Seraph
>>7481016
Stuuu~pid! Just a little kid after all. Kinda sad.
>>7481024
Yeah, I got it.
>She looks into the woman's specs. Slowly closing her eyes while she gets ready.
>>7481051
Oh. Uh, we can just go to bed.
Guess I'm up. Give me 36.
>>7481103
>she lowers her glasses, focusing her gaze on mizore's so she does not accidentally look upon anyone else.
K. Now open your eyes sleeping beauty.
>>7481063
That's a pretty mean thing to say..
>>7481129
Misuzu
>>7481129
Scrooge McDuck
>>7481129
Hanbei
>>7481129
Araragi
>>7481129
Len
>>7481129
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>7481076
Oh so this os Krul's source as well
>>7481129
Nastasia
>>7481117
How straight-forward.
Hey, help me change into my pyjamas.
>she lifts her arms over her head
>>7481129
Tiny snek
>>7481129
Ibaraki Douji
>>7481129
Very pissed off pupper
>>7481129
Osamu Dazai
>>7481162
what is the signifigance of the snek tum
>>7481129
Jack Baker
>>7481129
NEGADUCK
>>7481129
Beruka
>>7481129
Nrvnqsr Chaos
>>7481129
Tora Amano
>>7481129
Luluco
>>7481039
I said most of them! And...bad luck? But I won!
>>7481154
Yeah, too bad the show it's about the edgy fucker and his gay vampire friend instead of Krul and Shinoa.
>>7481129
Here I come, rougher than the rest of them. The best of them, tougher than leather. You can call me Knuckles, unlike Sonic I don't chuckle. I'd rather flex my muscles. I'm hard as nails, it ain't hard to tell. I break 'em down whether they're solid or frail. Unlike the rest I'm independent since my first breath. First test, feel the right, than the worst's left. Born on an island in the heavens. The blood of my ancestors flows inside me. My duty is to save the flower. From evil deterioration. I will be the one to set your heart free, true. Cleanse yourself of them evil spirits that's in you. Streaking lights, loud sounds, and instincts. Are the elements that keep me going. I am fighting my own mission. Nothing's gonna stand in my way. I will be the one to set your heart free, true. Cleanse yourself of them evil spirits that's in you. Won't be frightened, I'll stand up to all the pain and turmoil. Just believe in myself, won't rely on others. Get this power to wipe out the havoc and anarchy. This is my planet, gonna fight for my destiny. Here I come, rougher than the rest of them. The best of them, tougher than leather. You can call me Knuckles, unlike Sonic I don't chuckle. I'd rather flex my muscles. I'm hard as nails, it ain't hard to tell. I break 'em down whether they're solid or frail. Unlike the rest I'm independent since my first breath. First test, feel the right, than the worst's left. I have no such things as weak spots.
>Entry
>>7481129
Hoshiguma Yuugi
>>7481129
Fumi Kanno
>>7481129
Kazuma Satou
>>7481129
Hakuno Kishinami
>>7481133
Just reporting on my observations. Don't hate on science.
>>7481129
Mae Borowski
>>7481129
THE CRIMSON DEMON
>>7481129
Linne
>>7481215
Well, enjoy it while you can. I won't be doing HG tomorrow either
>>7481129
Ginji Amano
>>7481129
Paru
Some of you are alright. Don't come to HG tomorrow.
Seven more.
>>7481132
Yeah yeah. Sorry just a little scared, you know?
>She opens her eyes just a sliver, she looks pretty much the same.
>>7481161
....Okay.
>She takes the bottom of her shirt, lifting upward, taking the shirt off.
>>7481269
I'M THE BEST
>entry
>>7481269
Eggman-kun
>>7481269
Fortune-teller
>>7481269
A dead man walking
>>7481269
Pratty
>>7481269
Ryo Narushima
>>7481240
That skews my analysis.
>>7481051
Or youll have to get kicked out.
Lewd isn't aloe okay?!?!
>>7481269
Vice President Pence
>>7481281
>tfw Toad in N64 Mario Kart is actually considered the best and is always used in speedruns.
>>7481103
I'm not a kid! I'm older than I look! You just don't get it!
>>7481269
Yukine
>>7481272
Oh my. So... where are my pyjamas?
Looks like I forgot them.
>she nervously rubs her chest
And it's also really cold without a blanket...
>>7481337
Don't worry, I'm a good girl. There's nothing lewd going on here.
>>7481367
Hey, insane stalker anime chick is back! Nice.
>>7481367
>Nothing lewd here.
That's bullshit but I'll believe it.
>>7481367
>Pokes with dick.
>>7481269
>With a flash of white, Mizore gets caught into a trap, staring directly into the eyes of a powerful hypnotist.
Relax, I will still make sure you find your beloved Tsukune. Until then I need you to do a few things for me K? Is there anyone here that you would find so repulsive you would never marry them in a million years? Who is it?
>>7481367
....
>She lifts up the girl in a princess carry, sighing all the while.
Come on Aoki, let's get you in the mat.
>Proceeds to walk to the ditch.
>Hakuno
>>7481182
Cuteness
>>7481268
What's going on now?