ERP Thread ''Knock knock, who's there?''

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The answer is RAPE!

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>>744907
>Anon hams it up for the audience, acting like it's all part of a scripted bit
You did always say you'd make a killing in show business. I just hoped I'd be the one helping you bury the body.
>Anon pulls on the collar of this shirt the audience is loving it
>Anon dodges another swing of the chainsaw, causing you to break a piece of the set instead
You really gave me my big 'break' bringing me up on stage, but I guess it's true what they say, this is a real 'cut throat' industry.
>The audience is eating it up, Anon is a consummate showman as he dodges another swipe from you
Keep this up much longer and I won't have a leg to stand on.
>Anon emphasizes his joke by doing some high kicks and posing to show of his legs. HIS LEGS!
>The audience can't get enough of Anon

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>>745026
Rape is not the answer~

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Knock knock

>>745076
Hey, Cockblock, what's up?

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>>745076
Who's there

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>>745014
>Gives you a quick kiss on the lips.
G-good!
>Tries hiding my flustered face with my hands.

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>>744973
Beware the DMG that posts pony pics.

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>>745059
Rape is the name of the game.

>>745098
Since when did your hair turn into marijuana

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>>745035
OH YOU LITTLE-
>I quickly become cheery for the audience.
LITTLE STAR, AM I RIGHT FOLKS?!
>Small audience claps as the others look at you in praise.
WHAT ARE STARS IF THEY DON'T, WELL... EXPLODE IN A BILLION LITTLE PIECES?!?!?
>I throw short fuse grenades at you, making sure none of them fall towards MY beloved audience.

>>744973
>Despite the strong taste and smell he continues to lick her sack
>He sometimes sucks hard on them and makes slurp sounds while he does it
>He begins to increase the pressure around your cock while he strokes it
It tastes delightful i must say.

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>>745059
Rape is always the answer

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>>745059
Yes, yes it is.

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>>745110
Drugs are bad!!!

>>745084
>>745086
it's me
goku

>>745105
>Nervously walks up
H-Hey...
>Snorts, trembling
>Pulls handgun out of pocket
If you don't...
>Coughs
If you don't have sex with me, I-I'll, I'll...
>Sneezes, then blushes
I'll pull the trigger!

>>745155
Marijuana is not a drug, it's only illegal because it brings happiness to the lower class

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>>745121
>Anon catches them an holds them for his greatest joke of the night
Well I thought I was doing pretty well up here, but I guess I'm...Bombing!
>Anon gets tons of laughs and a standing ovation as the grenades explode in Anon's arms, leaving you, the stage, and the front two center rows covered in blood and bits of viscera
>The audience goes fucking nuts like it was an amazing magic trick

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>>745159
>Gasp

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>>745121
>>745182
>All the violence increases the ratings, as per usual

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>>745086
The handsome and dashing detective Manny Pardo.

>>745121
I really hope you are a girl because you have really nice legs and if you are not that would make me partially gay

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>>745098
>My eyes widen slightly at your bold move, then return to normal as my face grows a red hue. I pull your hands aside and plant a kiss on your lips in return, lingering for a few short moments. I break away slowly and look deep into your eyes.
Such soft lips. Only they could belong to a goddess.~

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>>745161
Guns?
I don't really need a gun.

Though, I think Alma over there would rape you for free.

>>745124
I'm going to fuck you whether you like it or not!
>Unzips hoodie

>>745204
It's a he. You homo

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>>745182
I HOPE YOU FOLKS LOVED THAT ONE, BECAUSE YOU WILL NEVER, EVER SEE HIM AGAIN!

>>745204
MY LEGS ARE FOR ALL GENDERS!

>>745194
...WELL, MAYBE HE WASN'T THAT BAD!

>>745204
Technically, Mettaton has no genitals, so...

>>745225
>With an angry expression, this pimple-faced twiggy nerd attempts to intimidate you
I'm not giving you a gun, I am pointing a gun at you, forcing you to have sex with me!
>Almost trips over a pebble, but regains balance in the nick of time

>>745204
>>745258
>>745292
Technically! Mettaton is a feminine sexless robot with no genitals with the soul of Hapstablook, a ghost of unknown gender.

>>745258
>>745292
WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERY SEXY BITCH HAVE A COCK

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>>745172
Bad!!!
>>745208
>!
>I close my eyes as you kissed me then opened my eyes to look at your flustered face.
T-thank you.

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>>745331
Who the hell is Hapstacock

>>745340
Mettaton has no cock. No balls. No vag. No anus.

>>745347
>>745204
>Doesn't know Undertale

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Whats goin on in this thread?

>>745340
>>745347
Mettaton is made of metal and circuitry. There's nothing to make Mettaton male or female, no chromosomes, etc. Mettatron's creator was a female dinosaur. And Mettaton is alive and sentient because there's a ghost's soul in there.

>>745361
It might as well be undertail with all these fucking furfags fucking everything up

>>745372
We're trying to figure out if robots with no genitals are male or female. I think even Professor Layton would be stumped on this one.

>>745377
But was the ghost male or female, that is the game changer

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>>745372
Hello.

>>745393
Through a series of diaries, the house is shown to be owned by another ghost known as "Napstablook's cousin" within the game (though Papyrus states that its name was Happstablook.) After meeting Alphys, she designed a body for Mettaton to inhabit, and that this ghost inhabits Mettaton's body.

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>>745342
*I pull you into another hug and whisper gently in your ear.*
You're welcome, my dear.

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GENTLEMEN, DO YOU REALLY WANNA SEE WHAT GENDER I AM?

>>745372
G-Gah!
>Trips over banana peel, but gets back up with rather ease
Y-You can't go flaunting that b-bosom of yours! It's distracting, I'm trying to play a game of chess!

>>745372
JackO. How's it going learning all about sex?

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>>745425
I DO I DO I I DO! FI DO!

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>>745392
Well... metta metta chan has a ghost right? the ghost was what gender first? it could be gendered as mettagender...
>she beams at her first ever pun

>>745414
ohhh, fancy fancy...

>>745431
My bosom is modest at best anon, you flirt~

>>745435
ive had anal, oral, vaginal doggy, futa... fucked rise in missionary, had an expirence with my sister uhh, i think im doing well~

>>745425
Lack of mystery hurts ratings.

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>>745422
>You're welcome, my dear.

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I'm totally spent today...I'm thinking about opening my bed to all who wish to come tonight, I wanna be surrounded by love <3

>>745469
I never 'met a gender' I didn't like.
>Anon has one-uped your pun
geeettttttt dunked on!!

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>>745449
>>745473
WELL, I SUPPOSE MY RATINGS MUST BE SACRIFICED!
>I slowly unzip my pants. Hype is growing.

>>745486
That's going to be one crowded bed.

>>745486
Define "love".

>>745486
It hurts that you spread your legs for the thread before even checking in and saying hello to me.

- :c

>>745498
>mettaton
>pants
what

>>745469
No, no, you're being too humble, your bosom is beautiful, but I may be being too bold..
>Looks down in shame, breaks down crying realizing he's not your level
>Looks sideways
I-I just lost my chess game! WAAAH

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>>745507
I just checked my emails anon~

>>745505
The traditional kind..?
What did you have in mind...

>>745499
It's a very, very big princess bed <3

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>>745469
I am nothing like that.
>>745422
>Mt face becomes pure red. You could call my a cherry.

>>745523
>What did you have in mind...
Sex. In this case it'd be one big gangbang in your bed.

>>745498
Please be a girl

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>>745498
>Ratings are shooting up at the speed of sound
>Everyone is telling their friends to tune in
>Twitter literally, literally, explodes, in a fireball at an Atlanta server farm

>>745499
For you

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>>745487
Mean... cant let me have my fun... im new to puns...
>she pouts like a chlid

>>745520
i got the Butt of my sisters, Ephelty got the bosom, i got the bump... how do you play chess? what is chess?
>a new thing... she loves learning new things

>>745530
you look fancy compared to me, your wearing more then one layer~
>Shes a terrible flirt

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>>745314
Oooh, scary..!
Mm, but I'm not sure.
I'm not feeling too hungry.

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>>745507
AT LEAST MY LEGS SAY HELLO TO YOU!
>Legs say hello.

>>745535
>>745536
>>745519
>Slowly dropping my hypothetical pants, a Temmie hits the camera, making it fall to the ground. I put the camera back in place to reveal...

>>745499
>>745523
>>745548
Haha, I get the reference! Lol.

>>745523
But I want to cuddle, Princess, and all these other guys your inviting want to fuck you and get their cocks sucked. W-wouldn't that interfere with our cuddling, if I'm trying to hold you and kiss you while you suck cock.

>>745123
DMG you still here?

>>745523
>checks her emails, but didn't reply
O-oh...guess I know now...

>>745555
Fox lolis are best lolis

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>>745534
O-Oh...well...I might fall asleep halfway through...

>>745564
Well...you can always find time to cuddle me~!
I'll try to get to you when I'm not busy with the other anons <3

>>745581
Just send me another!
...sometimes it gets hard to manage

>>745552
Chess is a game of virgini--I mean, tactics and lone--- I mean, strategy, it's mostly played by nerds like me who will always remain virgin...
>Trips over banana peel, ponder for a brief period of time as to why there are banana peels everywhere
By the by, how many sister do you have? Will I get meet them?
>Sneezes
My goodness, where are my nanners? My name is Algernon!

>>745552
Ramlethal got the CUTE

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>>745530
>I break away from the hug and hold you by your hips, my face a deep red color.
This is nice, just being here with you. By just being near you I feel happiness and contentment grow within my chest. I'm glad I met you, Hina.

>>745555
>Face begins to turn red, steam cums out of ears

I AM NOT ASKING YOU OUT FOR DINNER, I AM GOING TO MAKE YOU HAVE SEX WITH ME!
>Filled with impotent rage, stress, and frustration, a small bulge begins to grow in pants

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>>745611
N-no. It's ok. I know you're a very promiscuous princess, and I can't ask you to delay those others just for me, you really want to get them off, and I have to accept that. I'll just platonically snuggle you while you please them sexually.

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>>745567
I got word that something came up and DMG is now busy but she'll be more free int he coming days.

</3

>>745562
COME ON COME ON! TH SUSPENSE IS KILLING MY BONER!

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>>745552
Isn't it normal to wear more than one layer? Wait, you're not wearing any undergarments.?

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>>745611
>Not interesting enough to remember
No that's ok, you just carry on...

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>>745562
... THAT TEMMIE WAS A FUTA ALL ALONG!

>>745622
>Algernon
That boss was a bitch and a half in Wrath.

>>745626
I wanna cuddle with best sister

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>>745622
>Algernon!

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>>745645
I was planning on that anyway because I know that'll get you off too <3

I know all Anons very well by now..

>>745663
:( Alright Anon, I gave you another chance I guess...

If you ever wanna send me that email I'll be waiting for it..

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>>745664
>>745654
>To reveal Bratty and Catty looking at and blocking my crotch, the move out of the way to finally expose for the very first time my...

>>745647
Tell her that its okay and i'm not disappointed.
And i hope she'll have nice day or evening. ^^

>>745682
>Anon blushes
Am I really that obvious?

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Its me goku

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>>745622
I have two older sisters and mom... i hope you meet my sister, Nee-chan wouldnt laugh at you like i am
>and laugh is the right word, its not a giggle, shes laughing AT him...

>>745626
Ramey has the cutest body, and shes so blushy its perfect... i hope she comes here one day...

>>745662
... no... i didnt uh.... wasnt born with any... maybe if i uhh.... got born on time then id have panties... panties are the word right? those things Elphey nee chan wears?
>she blushes and looks nervously at the other... also implying Ramethel's commando attitude

>>745683
OH, COME ON! NOW YOU ARE JUST DOING THIS ON PURPOSE!

>>745682
It'll just happen again and again, probably better this way.

>>745683
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bFNYu7VKpk

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>>745683
LITTLE

>>745697
>Blushes, nervously opens mouth to let out
W-Why are you la-la-laughing? Oh, is it my bladder? I-I;m diagnosed with bladder problems, I swear!

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>>745698
>>745719
>A second monitor with text in MS Comic Sans.
>"getttttt dunked on!"
>Mettaton explodes.

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>>745713
Why are half of the anons here such betas?

>>745744
WHAT IN THE FUCK!?!

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>>745744
>Ratings peak as the entire audience is devastatingly dunked on

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>>745629
T-thank you for taking the time to speak with me. It actually makes me really happy that I am able to fill your life with joy.
>>745697
Would you like some?!

>father.jpg

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>>745744
I was actually hoping that's where this was going.
Mettaton, I love you, not even your character, you, whoever you are sitting at a computer posting Mettaton pictures and being hilarious. I love you.

>>745749
You gonna finish that?

>>745744
>>745775
Sounds like SOMEONE'S got a secret admirer...

>>745796
MettatonAnon, MettAnon for short, fills my heart with joy.

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>>745775
I LOVE YOU TOO, SECRET ADMIRER!

>>745817
I read that in a males spokespersons voice but I want it to be female but I can't picture it

>>745817
I read it as text with the sound of a dot-matix printer for audio.

>>745832
Mettaton is Markiplier in heels

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>>745757
So, is there anything you would like to do? Perhaps I could take you somewhere you've always wanted. Whatever it is, I am all ears.
>wiggles his elven ears playfully.

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>>745697
Hopefully

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>>745846
Unf.

>>745859
Hey Dark Link. Sorry for cutting the conversation last night. But i was so tired. How's it going?

>>745791
Maybe not. It's a pretty big sandwich.

>>745879
>Anon licks his lips
You wanna split it?

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>>745728
That just makes it funnier Anon
>she laughs harder at the near sobbing pile of failure infront of her like the sadist she is

>>745757
I dont know... i think they might help... i mean... Latex kinda feels nice butt....
>her legs squirm... as she continues to get nervous at how unaware she is of the world

>>745861
(is that a hint Anon?)

Who here can suck my dick?

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>>745859
I would....
>Looks at your ears a bit distracted.
I would...
>Lightly grabs your elven ears and rubs them gently with my thumbs.

>>745861
Best sister

>>745913
You if you're really good at yoga.

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H-hey there everyone...
Sorry I was gone for so long...

>>745886
But is had someone's secret sauce on it!

>>745909
G-Gah!
>Begins sweating, slowly, nervously and carefuly gets back up but face palms almost instantly. Eventually begins crying, as his bladder bursts with shame and disappointment.
I-I'm only twenty four!
>She can hardly make out a small bulge growing in pants for some reason as he find out he's always going to live a virgin

>>745996
Whose?

>>745996
The krabby party secret sauce?

>>745909
No I doubt I'd be any good

>>745990
Now thats a face i recognize.

>>746020
>>746021
Handmade, man-made in the back kind of secret sauce.

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>>745909
But? You do have a nice butt if that's what you want me to say.

>>745990
>Whips dick out
Now suck

>>745990
>Hugs
Ashley!! It's been a while

>>746042
I prefer honey mustard. I'll just buy my own sandwich.

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>>746026
(im playing JackO off her entrance, exit and scarce wiki page, besides shes a pretty standard Rei type with a bit more feelings, you dont need to be good to write taking a dick)

>>746019
Im two months? does age and sex correlate? inform me and maybe ill reward you~
>she taunts him, running a metal nail aggainst his fly with a metalic grinding sound and her smirk

>>746048
i mean... let me try ... but its a one piece so.... it would be hard to get on and off... but not having latex... rubbing my... places... all the time would be nice...
>she lets out little pants as her legs twist and contort

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>>746039
Y-you remember me anon? Really?
That...makes me happy...
>>746049
A-already?
>She places a hand on it, lightly stroking it up and down, feeling it in all of its glory.
It's been some time...since I did this.
>>746056
H-hey anon...
>She lightly giggles, hugging him back as her head nuzzles into his chest.
I missed here to...

>>745026
Moar?

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>>746061
WANNA GET SOME ITALIAN HEROES AT SUBWAY?...


...YES I'M ADVERTISING.

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>>745878
Not at all, ser. I understand that there are times when we must leave, and we can't alert the other party. I am doing well at this hour, what about you?
>>745944
>I gasp as you touch my ears, the feeling of your fingers touching my delicate ears sending lightning bolts of pleasure through my body.
Ah! Please, be careful! My ears are very sensitive!
>>745990
Greetings, Ashley. It has been some time since I last saw you. I hope you have been well.

>>746091
I prefer MTT brand subs.

>>746086
Well I had to do something. My cock was hard for some time now.

>>746092
I'm fine, just dropping by to see how things are.
You know i've been following these threads for a while now. Even back at /b/ when you still still had
some stuff going on with miss Von Karma.

>>746108
OH. RIGHT. I FORGOT WE STILL MAKE THOSE.
>Gives you a MTT Glambwich Sub

>>746086
>Lightly pets her head
We've all missed you but it's okay now. You're here.

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Hi welcome to Subway! How may I help you?

>>746086
Yes. Just a little more ooc than in here.
If you are that person.

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>>746092
>She hugs him eageryly, but as she is short, her arms only wrapped around his legs.
Hello, mister dark link! It has been too long...
I am fine, thank you for asking! How are you tonight, dark link?
>>746111
For some time? Oh my, sounds awful for you...
>She kept stroking it, giving the tip a lick or two.
Oh wow...
Cock, tastes better than I remembered...
>>746139
>Giggles softly, humming as you pet her.
Thank you, anon. I love you guys so much...

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>>746072
What color would you like?
>>746092
Ha ha ha. I will be extremely careful.
>Continues rubbing your ears.
The last person that I've done this for it made them cry out in pleasure.

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>>746152
(Uh, what do you mean by, that person?)

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>>746072
>Im two months
I hear the party van outside already.

>>746136
>Anon admires the beauty of the sandwich for a little while, it's almost too gorgeous to eat.

>>746167
/lewd/?

>>746154
>Smirks
You love it don't you?

>>746149
You got a 6 incher for me?

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Can we fucking show some respect? Our god has just fucking passed hours ago.

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>>746149
HELLO GOODSIR! MAY I HAVE AN ITALIAN HERO WITH NO ONIONS, WHITE BREAD AND MUSTARD?

>>746170
AS GORGEOUS AS YOU ARE, ANON,

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>>746149
Yah, I'll take everything. All of it.

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>>746172
(Nope; never went there. Sorry. Maybe I should...)
>>746175
D-do I like it?
>She gives it a couple more licks to be sure, before wrapping both hands around it and licking it.
Mmm...
I think I love it, anon...

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>>746157
what would look best... i wear white and red... red i guess... your the expert on... undergarments
>she offers out her hands as she shys away... with twisting thighs

>>746169
(kekekek)

>>746188
God? you have gods here? Can i be a god, can i can i?!
>she jumps like a giddy school girl, she only heard that term once or twice in memory

>>746203
>lets out a little groan
Y-Yeah..I do like it.

>>746203
Its on 8

>>746154
And we love you as much in return, Ashley.

>>746072
>With her heavenly body and breath, malicious smirk, along with that metallic sound, has never put Algernon on such edge, thus forming a teeny tiny wet spot around his tight jeans.

>(Inside Algernon's head) C-Come on Algernon, how does age and sex correlate? The answer must be so obvious, but I'm so horny and I'm already spilling pre-cum, I don't know!!!
G-Gah! Will you marry me!?!

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>>746182
Oh yes sir. Don't you want a BIGGER size.
>>746191
Sure thing sir. Right away
>Starts to make sandwich
>>746197
Oh boy sir. Are you sure?

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>>746210
>Spins away only to return with red lace bra and panties.
>Hands them to you. Here you go.

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>>746129
Ah, now that brings me back. I haven't seen her since. I'm curious, are you also the one who ships me and Elena together? If so, then I "recognize" you.
>>746154
>I chuckle slightly and pick you up carrying you to my chest and giving you a warm hug.
I am well, thank you. I am glad that I got to see you after all this time. Where have you been, if you don't mind me asking?
>>746157
>I shudder as you continue to play with my ears. I feel my strength fail me as I am overwhelmed with pleasure. My knees buckle underneath me and I try to stay standing with all my might.
M-maybe so, but an elf's ears are extremely delicate! Please, stop! It's v-very arousing!

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>Walks in and falls onto her pile of blankets with a sigh
What's up

>>746256
That could might be me.

>>746268
Hey. Suck my cock

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>>746225
>She slowly stops licking, and puts his cock into her mouth, slowly bobbing up and down it, letting out a moan of pleasure.
>>746229
(Okay, I'll try to find it...)
>>746231
T-thank you anons...
You all make me feel so special...
>>746256
>She sighs lovingly, head rested on his chest.
Oh, you always were strong...
Thank you Dark Link.
I was at my abandoned house, making potions and spells alike...

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>>746250
Do I look unsure to you?

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>>746286
Mmmnn...I'm tired though~
Why not cuddle?

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>>746235
HA HA HA, YOUR LIKE... THE THIRD HA HA HA
>she pokes the fly, he can feel a light stabbing blocked by his metalic fly as she turns away laughing
oh god you guys are great... but thats my sisters thing, STOP CONFUSING US YOU BROKE THE RULE
>she glares at him on her heel turn mood swing

>>746255
Ohh and this goes on my boobs right? i can be the first of the valentine sisters to wear a bra!
>she slides out of her latex outfit infront of the other, no sense of decency as she fumbles to figure out how to put them on, ending up somehow with a backwards bra

>>746292
Ashley is so adorable.

>>746292
>Gives a quick kiss to her forehead
You're just so Cute, Ashley

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>>746314
He-heh...
Thank you anon. You are sweet yourself...
>>746329
>Blushing, looking up to you with interest and curiosity
Thank you, anon. You are quite adorable yourself...

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>>746256
>Releases your ears and smiles.
I apologize.
>>746310
>Laughs a bit.
That's not how you're suppose to put it on.

>>746310
Suck me off

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>>746299
Ok sir!
>tries to make everything on the menu

>>746348
>Notices you looking at him with curiosity.
Mhm. Is there something you want?

>>746310
Wha-Whatt's going on??? Why are you angry all of the sudden???
>A large wet patch has formed all over his jeaans, quickly spilling to the floor, although this isn't a premature ejaculation, Algernon has been diagnosed with a bladder disorder
W-What rule???
>Algernon begins to whimper, identical to that of a dog
I, but, you were so beautiful! I thought you were an angel, but now I'm beginning to think otherwise!!!

>>746348
I want to do lewd things to Ashley

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>>746354
H... Help me...
>she nervously unclips and slides it off her as she hands it to the other
do i need to be wet or lubby or something?

>>746357
Make me, what more can i learn about sucking dick from a peon like you?
>she looks down on him from standing on her ball

>>746382
You thought of my sister, Confusing the sisters is breaking one of my rules, and i do so love my rules, i would say more then i love someone like you, but i love my own nail clippings more then someone like you~
>her voice shifted to a far more mature tone as she carries the mask closer to her face

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>>746377
You, just called me cute and kissed my forehead...
Do, you want to do anything else with me? I have free time...
>>746384
Oh!
...Can you describe them to me?
I, may want to help you...

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>>746309
Hey senpai, How was work? I assume it was tiring considering your demeanor

>>746398
BU-BU-BU-BU-But I don't know your sister!!! What's with the mask??? Oh my god, oh my god,
>Being so frightened, he get's back up, only momentarily jizzing his pants, as he slips on another banana peel in horror

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>>746275
Well, either way, it is good to speak to you again. By the way, there's also someone out there that ships me and Trixie. I find it interesting how these peoples pair me up others.
>>746292
I see, so you have been at work. I can understand that. At least you have returned to visit. I'll admit that I had missed you dearly.
>>746354
>I let out a greatful sigh as you release my ears. My breath is slightly ragged from the intense stimulation and theres an obvious bulge in my pants.
Please, be more considerate. An elf's ears are one of the most arousing parts of their body's. Not even I can suppress the urge to copulate if my ears are stimulated enough, and I certainly don't want to force myself on you.

>>746414
I'd like to do lots of different things! Such as feeling up every part of your soft, adorable body...Or maybe sliding my thick, hard cock inside your tight lil' holes~

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>>746435
>her hand moves swiftly to his throat from his pants, slicing his chest with a shallow cut entire way
You dont know my older sisters? what a shame, either of them would have been nicer~
>he can feel her hand tightening on his throat as she looks at him with eyes full of craving for knoweldge

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>>746415
Mmm, 4 banquets.
I need to find a new gig senpai.
How's your night been?

>>746414
Yes, I would love to hear your cute moans and play with you all night.

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>>746447
>She gives his cheek a quick kiss, blushing as she does.
Me to, Dark Link...
I missed coming here as well...
>>746455
Having...
My body be caressed?
Mmm, I may like that...
>>746478
Really?
...I would like to be curled up on your lap as you pet me...

>>746467
>Grabs bottle of water
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMEPELLS YOU!
>Throws bottle at your face, but bounces off harmlessly as absent-minded Algernon forgot to open the bottle
G-Gah, why are you such a bully, you... You...
>Gulps and takes deep breath
Bitch!

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>>746475
I been alright senpai, I finally put on my wearable sleeping bag which was hilarious, shits comfy as fuck. You gotta find that nice book store job and relax while you work

>>746447
Why thank you. And yes i've noticed that. I find it interesting too. I wonder what the next is gonna be.
Anyway i've got stuff to do. I'll talk to you another time.

>>746499
Caressing it is, then.
>He reaches out to the small girl, sitting her in his lap as he leans back against the large recliner. His arms quickly move onto exploring her body, one hand gently gliding down her chest to her tummy, the other carefully cupping her supple rear.

>>746447
>>746541
Are you faggots finally done talking

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>>746551
A-ah...
>She softly whined, getting used to the hands on her body, before she accepted them and let out a sigh of pleasure, body slowly shaking and giving into his touches.
Yes...Just like this anon; please...

>>746499
>Signals for her to come lie down on his lap.
Well what are you waiting for?

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>>746538
That sounds super cozy... I want one. and yeah, that would be nice. Maybe one day.

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>>746613
I look silly as fuck with it on but hey its cozy as hell. The only weird thing is theres no hand hole, but its 100% meant for sleeping in so it makes sense. I've been hunting for like a flower house job, or a bookstore or library job, anything comfy like that. Thats also why I'm a NEET lmao

>>746596
Like this?
>He smirks as the girl lets out a few tiny moans from between her soft lips, his left hand tracing circles on her stomach before moving off to the side, now slowly running down the length of her thigh. Meanwhile his right hand gives her butt a few playful squeezes, his mouth lowering ever so close to her neck and pressing down, giving the sullen girl a few neck kisses while he further explored.

>>746636
Why not try working from home?

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>>746499
>I give Ashley a tender smile and set her back down, but not before I give her a gentle kiss on the forehead.
Well, you have returned, and that's the most important part. Now, is there anything I can do to help you? Do you need anything?
>>746541
I understand. Until next time, ser, it is always a pleasure speaking with you.

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>>746506
Ara Ara you grew balls?~
>she holds him up so only his toes touch the ground and flicks her necklace thats in a mix of a cross and ankh
Whose christ? besides... your getting off to this you little Disease~

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>>746601
>She happily obliges, crawling over to him, and getting up onto his lap, laying down with her head in it.
Mmm...Just lovely anon...

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>>746688
>double dubs is good advice
I mean I could try that but I don't know where to start at all, plus I'm an idiot so I don't really try to gather work ethic lmao

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>>746398
>Smiles as I gladly help you put on the bra.
The lace is suppose to on your back.
>Ties the lace in a knot so it would not fall off.
>>746447
If you ever did force yourself onto me, then I'll have to kill you. An never ending death is very unpleasant way to live your life. Would it make you happy if I did tease you more though?

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>>746636
Flower shop would be cozy as hell.
I also wouldn't mind working at a record store, we've got quite a few by me.

How do you have a lewd time with a character you don't know a thing?

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>>746726
>She hums a happy song as the bra fits... atleast the panties went on easy
This does feel nicer....how often do i change them?
>she slides up her jumpsuit... the bra was visable since the zipper got stuck just bellow her naval everytime but it looked cute

>>746780
That sentence is missing at least one word.

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>>746664
>Ashley let out a moan, feeling the pleasure as she is squeezed on her ass, and as her side is stroked by his other hand. She leans her neck away from his mouth, letting him have as much room as he needs to kiss her neck.
Oh, anon. You make me feel so good...
>>746697
>She giggles as she is kissed again, before getting down, if reluctantly.
Oh, it's okay mister dark link. I just wanted to see you, and your loving words and actions, with your body...
Can, I see you flex your muscles? And can I feel them? They felt so lovely when they held me...

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Is it comfy hours already?

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>>746733
That'd be pretty dope, although I'm not really a music kinda person so I wouldn't enjoy it like most would

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>>746844
>dubs confirm
real comfy hours who tf up
>>746854
Yee~

>>746821
>He continues comforting his petite lap warmer, his lips leaving gentle pecks up and down her outstretched neck; his hand still firmly groping her small, yet plump butt, his other hand sliding inwards from the side of her thigh, moving between both thighs as he slowly, and carefully, cupped the girl's crotch.

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>>746882

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>>746882
I want a simple job having anything to do with computers. I can code, webdesign, build, repair, or just tech support.

But for now, I'm still looking and NEET.

>>746900
i want her to touch my dick like that

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>>746886
>As the kiss and butt fondle assault continued, Ashley threw her head back a bit, moaning louder as she felt her pussy quiver to his touch. Needless to say, once that was cupped and played with, she let out a squeal of pleasure, hands tightening up into fists, grabbing onto whatever they can
O-oh! Oh god anon...
I-I love it...
I surrender myself to you!
Please...
Make me feel good. Make me want to call you master!

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>>746796
Everyday.

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>>746900
>nice digits
>>746905
It's hard getting a job without having connections senpai. I know the struggle.

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>>746949
Nice face

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>>744272
>pulls herself off of her lap getting down on her knees to nuzzle his crotch roughly
I hope you enjoy this~

>>746924
>He grins as she yells out to him, her hands grasping at his clothing, urging him on. With his hand cupping her small slit, he slowly pulls away, only to spread her soft, pink lower lips, using his middle finger to tease her clit. His free hand had another job, pulling away from Ashley's ass as he attempted to alleviate the rising bulge in his pants.
You love it? Want more? Why don't you be a little more specific about what you want exactly, Ashley...

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>>746949
Yea I know, I'm about to just ask for an unpaid internship

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>>746960
Y-You too
>>746991
Do that, then see if you can turn it into a paid job

I wonder why there is not a morrigan erper

>>746981
>A grin spreads across his face as you nuzzle his crotch. His bulge under his pants twitches slightly in excitement.
Mhm~
>His hand runs through your hair.

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>>747050
there is, she's on /v/

>>747028
Luckily my father works at the hospital, and my mother at the school district, both have huge IT departments they can help me contact.

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>>746984
>She feels her clit spread open and the middle finger go in, making her moan louder, head leaning into his chest a bit, before going back off as she felt her ass no longer played with, making her whine on disappointment, before hearing his taunting, and evaluating his body, making her even more attracted to him, as she slowly takes her shirt off.
Y-yes anon...I do! I do love it! I do want more! I want to be completely nude, on the ground, with my ass high in the air for you, waiting for your perfect cock to come fuck and claim me as yours; spanking me, choking me, flaunting my body off like your prize...than finally, after you cum inside me, you would let me lick up all the cum that got out, as well as the cum left on your delicious, juicy cock...
Oh...I'm such a slut, aren't I?

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>>747028
whenw aree we going to play together! you beautiful blonde biothc
>>747074
ARE YOU THE FSMAE FUCKING TAIGA POSTER!

>>746981
Oh my...
Aren't you a lovely looking animal?

>>747074
FUCK I KNEW IT! I got into this thing thanks to her (?) on a random darkstalkers thread

>>747074
>Steals your shoe

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>>747086
The what now?

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>>746726
>My kind do not die, Hina, we only lose our physical bodies. Our essence is then sent into an alternate dimension, where we slowly rebuild our bodies until we return to the physical realm. It is excruciatingly painful, and I would rather not go through that again.
>>746821
Very well, I will oblige.
>I smirk mischievously and snap my fingers, causing my tunic to disappear and revealing my well toned body.
Well, is it to your liking?

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>>747122
Are you Nia or Miyafuji in disguise?
Those are the only people I can recall running from.

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>>747074
Good luck with it!
>>747086
>Pouts at you
I've got a bad schedule, nobody is on when I have time to play~ Gomen...

>>747078
You do sound like quite the little slut, but I'm gonna make sure to give you exactly what you want, regardless.
>He helps her pull off her shirt, tossing it off to the side, then lifting her up a little as he frees his cock from his pants; one finger still deeply lodged inside Ashley already soaked pussy. He lowers the little girl down onto him, the tip of his thick, throbbing member pressed against her drenched entrance as she continues to squeal with excitement.
Now, sit down, Ashley. I want you to slide my cock inside you as far as you can for me, okay?

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>>747132
>She smiles noticeably, a soft hand slowly feeling up his abs, taking in his muscles.
Oh wow...Yes I do...
Thank you Dark Link, for letting me do this...

>>747086
Are you drunk?

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>>747159
whend you you usually play and what timezone are you
>>747200
no im jsut tipsy but is it that obvious fuck

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>>747086
I know what you did.

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>>747168
T-thank you sir...
I will make you happy with me, I promise!
>She lets him lift her up, still writhing a bit as she is fingered. As she feels his cock enter her, she does indeed squeal with excitement, as she holds onto the anon's shoulder, sitting down and shoving the cock inside her pussy as much as she can.
O-oh wow! I can feel so much of your cock inside me already, anon...It almost feels like it's poking my belly...
I, wonder what will happen if you came like this...

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>>747222
EST, usually on around 10 AM - 3 PM then 12 PM - 3 AM, it's fukt
>those trips

Hold on to your butts, butt holders. It's shitposting time, and I'm drunk as fuck.

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>>747230
I DON'T THINK WE CAN COVER CHILD PORNOGRAPHY ON MY SHOW!
>Moves camera away to another angle.

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>>747227
please dont tell anybody
>>747258
im est too okaty we play then im level 10 druid on mulgor but i can go to barrens

>>745478
still want someone to "roleplay" as Chris-Chan in these. all constantly screaming about wanting Boyfriend-Free Girls and all that.

>>747272
Quick Mettaton! Find another willing legal person to fuck! The ratings are going down like the stock market crash of 1929!

>>747292
Too soon!

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>>747285
You shouldn't drink so much

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>>747227
>>747285
Oh, is that Bisky?

Yea, I know what you did too.

>>747300
TOO SOON, EXECUTUS
YOU HAVE QUOTED OLD MEMES TOO SOON

>>747300
Shit; that made the ratings worse...
Uh...
Falling down like Lincoln's body after being shot?

>>747222
Pretty obvious. Go to sleep.

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>>747285
I know what you did last week.

>>747323
Still too soon! Try again.

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>>747285
I'm level 13 right now, in the barrens. I'll let you catch up to me at crossroads and we can quest and stuff.

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>>747312
What who are you?
>>747311
I'm sorry AInz

>she hugs you wamly
>>747325
No. who are you?
>>747327
I only wanted you to talk to me. Now you are posting so much, so I guess that's a good sighn. I'm happy for you

>>747314
... in the mountains?

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>>747136
NICE LEGS, CUTIE.

>>747292
UHHH, LET'S COMMENTATE UHH...

>>747327
LET'S COMMENTATE HER SECRET KNOWLEDGE! WHAT DID SHE DO LAST WEE, SWEETHEART? TELL THE CAMERA!
>Points the camera straight at you, pointing away from Ashley.

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>>747361

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>>747361
>he pulls the little angel close so that he may embrace her fully

At the very least try not to drink yourself sick

>>747362
BUT WAIT

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>>747361
Are your sins crawling down your back?

ALPHA

GHOST DAD HAS ESCAPED

RECRUIT A TEAM OF BALLERS WITH ATTITUDE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QTjmc9RGs8

>>747408
There's more?

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>>747170
*I flex my muscles as your run your hands over my body, my ebony skin taut over my sinewy tissue. I confidentiality smile as your eyes and hands explore me.
Not at all, Ashley. It was a simple request.

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>>747420
>Ashley looks up playfully at Dark Link, left hand slowly wrapping around his strong right arm, as she nuzzles her cheek into it, while the right one still pleasures his chest.
Mmm...You are very strong Dark Link...
As well as handsome...

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>>747361
Just let me know when you're around 13

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>>747410
I KNOW OF SOMEONE WHO HAS THAT EXACT CONDITION!

>>747420
WHOA THERE, CALM DOWN, HANDSOME! YOU'RE MAKING SOME PEOPLE ON THE AUDIENCE QUESTION THEIR SEXUALITY.

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>>747399
I won;'t! thank you for looking out for me Ainz i can always count on you. I lvoe you
>>747410
Only like 4 peoplpe know I'm bisky so I know the list is small. Who are you?
>>747378
fuck you

>>747461
Only Mettaton makes me question my sexuality.

>>747452
im sorry I forget to reply to you lOL!
Okay I'll try to get 13 and then we can level together

>you are now imagining a Co-Op vidyagame where the two playable characters are Mega Man (possibly X) and Metroid

>>747486
my money
shut up and fucking take it

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>>747463

>>747486
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXgZGZMaUks

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>>747486
WHERE'S THE TRIGGERED GUY? WHERE IS HE WHEN YOU NEED HIM?

>>747476
ANY DAY, ANON. ANY DAY.

>>747517
>WHERE'S THE TRIGGERED GUY?
that is also me
i samefag like a motherfucker

>>747486
And this has to do with anything in this thread... How?

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>>747531
>>747531
>TRGGERED

>>747517
Mettaton turned me into a robosexual.

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>>747463
Ah fuck you, leatherhead.

>>747541
>muh trigga

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Thanks for all the fun tonight, but seeing as it's a slow night,I'll take my leave now. See you all...

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>>747451
>I chuckle softly as your hands continue to roam across my body.
I thank you, Ashley. I find you to be quite adorable, actually.

>>747537
more boner inducing than half the "roleplay" and you know it

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THIS THREAD IS DEADER THAN MY FUTURE BANK ACCOUNT!

>>747542
NO NEED TO THANK ME, ANON. I JUST GAVE YOU THE GREATEST SKILL IN THE WORLD.

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>>747463
Don't worry about it, you apparently decided you were done talking to me.

I'm not mad, nor will I say anything about you.

>>747570
Second greatest Mettaton, first place goes to your showbotship.

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>>747578