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ERP Thread
Alcohol week till New Year's day edition

Previous thread >>734700
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>>739412
Wooo, the smell of fresh thread!~
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Woo~...
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>>739189
>She Giggled at the sight of the little girl waving her arms around like a turtle stuck on its back
Okay.. Okay.. Coming!
>Nia carefully lowered her tush on your lap, as to not disturb your tummy, and gently pinched your chubby cheek
My, my! That sounds like a very yummy breakfast! I don't normally eat breakfast. but pancakes sound really good right about now..
>Her mouth starts to salivate
>>739193
Aw yeah, I know the struggles of randomly dropping ranks from playing League so much. I'm sure you'll get back into your groove and start climbing again! You seem like a very competitive gamer though! Do you play any other competitive games?
>>739199
Of course I'm going to worry about your health, I don't want you being sick! You try your best to stick to 2-3 cups a day, okay? <3
>>739212
O-oh! Hi! There's multiple reasons why I haven't been on the Discord that I don't really feel up to explaining right now, I'm sorry.
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Awoo
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>>739352
H-huh? What are you talking about, I just.. had one pre-prepared! I didn't steal anything!~ I'd never do that was sweet.. sweet.. free coffee
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Looks like I showed up just in time
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>>739416
>Inhales deeply
Ah, yes. Take in that new thread smell.
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>>739434
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fMGEwQ4inI
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>>739215
Nothing lewd about fingers, you silly billy.~
>She giggled.
>>739245
Well I like to operate a lot so I prefer being GIGN, SWAT or any spec ops team really. Such a shame the last good close quarters operator game is still swat4..
But it's not like throwing molotovs ain't fun either.
>>739427
Thanks for your support!~ As for the moment, no other games. But you're spot on, that I'm very competitive in every game I play almost. One of the reasons I like racing and fighting games a lot, even if I haven't played them in recent years that much.
>>739444
(Toriple!)
It's great isn't it?
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I think I'm just going to go back to resting.
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>>739427
Silly, just keep yourself okay at least!
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>>739434
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07v3pcHyyVj
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>>739454
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aa2sWNbjY0
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>>739460
>GIGN, SWAT, operators
Made me think you were talking about Rainbow Six Seige
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>>739427
>Wrapped her arms around you as you plopped down on her lap
It sure was! The pancakes were so soft and fluffy~
>>739460
I just love how the AK is a one shot kill to the noggin!
>She throws her fist out playfully and giggled
Bam pow! Quick kill!
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>>739460
Yes, it is! This will be the high point of my day, Miya-chan.
>sniffles, sobs
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>>739427
Well, I appreciate the thought cutie! I'm glad people are so nice here, people actually care <3 If you need anything to eat or drink, just ask!
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>>739391
It's true, I could get another one, but they are so expensive! How's a school girl gonna afford for all these drinks?
>>739438
That's bullcrap! This drink isn't even full! Why the hell would you steal my drink for a bit of coffee!
(Capcha was coffee. kek)
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Daily reminder boys only exist to be used as cum-dumps and incubators for the eggs of their superior monster-girl 'husbands'
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HOW ARE MY WONDERFUL VIEWERS DOING TODAY? I KNOW IT MUST BE TOUGH TO WAIT FOR MY PRESENCE, BUT DO NOT WORRY ANYMORE! MY METTATON SHAPED HEART IS HERE TO FILL YOUR METTATON SHAPED DESIRES!
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>>739517
That's disgusting.
Boys exist to be loved and cherished.
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>>739526
What about the ones who crossdress?
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>>739511
I have money, i won a bet against a gameshow host about flirting... just gotta find where the money went... i dont exactly have pockets so i just kinda... tucked it in...
>Yang can see her feeling arounnd inside her jump suit before pulling out... sweet sweat smelling bills
Tada~
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>>739540
They hold a special place in my heart and they should be paired with rough manly men so their beauty becomes all the more magnificent by comparison!
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>>739526
> tfw I want to be loved and cherished
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>>739554
Me too.
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>>739511
Hey, didn't you know? I love coffee -- though, there's no need to flip cutie! I'm just here to relax, make friends, get free coffee and talk to cuties like yourself!--.. e-erm, f-f-forget the last! part!
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>>739500
If only earth could run off of Anzu's energy.
>Miyafuji spun and made few shadow punches into air herself.
>>739507
O-oh, well that's nice!~ I think.
>She was slightly confused but happy for you.
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>>739554
Me too... :(
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>>739440
AINZ!!
How are you?
>>739460
You like fighting games too? Does that mean you and Anzu have fought each other already?!
>Gasps
>>739466
I am! Thank you for your concern<3 You take care of yourself too!
>>739500
>Nia resumed playing with your messy NEET hair.
So soft and fluffy, hmm? I know something soft and fluffy too!~
>She ruffled up your hair and kissed your forehead
>>739509
Shouldn't you let someone else make the drinks for a little while? You are in recovery afterall~ <3
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>>739565
Obligatary image forgetting!
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>>739554
>>739561
>>739568
Me too
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>>739554
>>739561
>>739568
>>739578
Me too..
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>>739554
>>739561
>>739568
>>739578
>>739580
Me too :(
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>>739574
Hi Nia! I'm hoping my way from city to city trying to buy a few things and its got my bones almost frozen solid! How are you?
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>>739554
>>739561
>>739568
>>739578
>>739580
>>739584
me too.
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>>739554
>>739561
>>739568
>>739578
>>739580
>>739584
Me too...
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>>739574
W-well, I wouldn't want to bother anyone!
>>739584
>>739580
>>739578
>>739561
Me too
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>>739554
>>739561
>>739568
>>739578
>>739580
>>739584
>>739592
>>739593
>>739595
Me too ;-;
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Renamon where are you?
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>>739554
>>739561
>>739568
>>739578
>>739580
>>739584
>>739595
>>739592

Me too ;__;
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>>739574
Haven't gotten around installing SF3 yet so no, not yet. I guess we could duke it out in some other fighting games depending what she has and what I have, but I haven't been feeling like fightan lately.
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>>739542
>Yang smiles as she sees the bills in her hand.
Sweet! So, drinks are on you? Let's do to the bar and get some strawberry sunrises!
>>739565
>Yang blinks in surprise but quickly regains her composure, giving you a mischievous grin.
Oh, was there another reason why you took my drink?~
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>>739602
Fuck off you cunt
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>>739554
>>739561
>>739568
>>739578
>>739580
>>739584
>>739592
>>739593
>>739595
>>739598
>>739602
me again too
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>>739602
>>739598
>>739595
>>739593
>>739592
>>739584
>>739580
>>739578

ME TO-
WHAT DO WE WANT AGAIN?
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>>739553
But those kinds of men are rough. And they smell funny.
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>>739621
To be loved and cherished.
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>>739554
>>739561
>>739568
>>739578
>>739580
>>739584
>>739592
>>739593
>>739595
>>739598
>>739602
>>739614
>>739621
Your leg-

me too.
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>>739621
MORE CALCIUM!
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>all these lonely posters, probably none of them want an overweight older NEET
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>>739565
Well... m-maybe I wanted to meet up with you and know you a bit more, you seemed like a cool person, s-sorry!
>>739621
To drink coffee!
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>>739606
Yup, Drinks are on me, ID is on you... since i dont have any!
>acting like not being born yet techinically is something to be proud of
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>>739554
>>739561
>>739568
>>739578
>>739580
>>739584
>>739592
>>739593
>>739595
>>739598
>>739602
>>739614
>>739621
>>739630

My shekel too ;_ ;
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>>739567
>Giggled to herself hearing your compliment, coiling her arms around you and hugging you gently
>>739574
>Let out a silly cheer as you kissed her noggin with your soft lips, giggling for a moment as her cheeks turned slightly pink
I imagine I don't taste nearly as good as pancakes though!
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>>739643
You probably have no shekels at all.
Fucking imposter I am a lvl 113 rabbi
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>>739637
>>739606
(I accidently linked myself instead of you..! My bad)
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>>739624
A rose is beautiful despite the thorns.
A cute boy is beautiful despite the rugged manly man holding him in his arms, giving a primal and fierce beast of a man an outlet for his gentler side and his compassion is a sweetness beyond compare.

The tenderness of a behemoth in love is utterly romantic.
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y-you too
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>>739630
>singing
Everybody hurts
Sometimes

>sobs
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>>739662
disgusting fujoshi cunt.
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>>739662
I need to find my cute boy ( or girl )
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>>739642
Heh, don't worry about ID, I happen to know a guy. Now, let's go!
>Yang hops on her motorcycle, waiting for JackO to join her.
>>739637
You know you could have just asked if you wanted to see me. I like talking with new people and making new friends.~
(Don't worry, I caught it! <3)
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>>739526
And fucked in the ass.
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If you're going to shitpost, at least shitpost well..
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>>739662
Roses don't have thorns
Checkmate.
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>>739612
I don't get why people hate this faggot so much really.
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>wipes away tears

tfw it turns into a feels thread where everyone can agree on something. If that's not a miracle, I don't know what is.
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>>739697
Mirai needs to be violated!
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>>739705
They grow on bushes and stems which have thorns, they are surrounded and supported by sharp barbs protecting them.
Just like a cute boy should be.
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>>739688
>She hops on the back of the motorcycle, holding the other close
Ive... never been on a vehicle before...
>Her ball becomes a helmet... how strange...
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>>739612
Damn, nigga, the fucks yo problem?
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>>739688
W-well, erm.. sorry for stealing your drink. And hi! How are you?
>>739644
>Suddenly tickles you!
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>>739707
oh jinx is back?
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>>739588
Oh? Are you shopping for a special occasion or something?! I'm good! Just finished lunch, now I'm gonna eat dessert
>licks her lips while looking at Anzu's hair
>>739595
Shh! Stop thinking that!
>Nudges you out of the kitchen gently
And stay out! <3
>>739605
Ooh, well if that ever does happen I want front row seats! Watching the two cutest duke it out would be one amazing spectacle!
>>739644
We'll just have to see about that!
>Nia clasps her hands around your tiny wrists and pins them down to the ground above your head. She then dove her head down right onto your fluffy neet hair and started kissing you all over the top of your head
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>>739723
I do not! Cuddles and cuddles only!
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>>739662
This makes me sad because I am neither considered cute or manly.
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>>739750
Fake! You aren't pure
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>>739643
ᵖˢˢᵗ⋅⋅ ᴵ ᶠᵒᵘᶰᵈ ᵃ ˢʰᵉᵏᵉᶫ⋅ ʷᵃᶰᵗ ᶦᵗ?
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>>739728
Yes!
Be my thorns
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>>739750
>gives you a big hug
ill cuddle with you!
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>>739750
I know what you'd like to be cuddled by the most.
>Poe's hair slumps down to the floor landing with a dense thud, suddenly her hair starts to writhe like pulsing flesh; tendrils shooting out around her feet and spreading every which way they can.
>Coiling over Mirai's body the growths ensnare her tightly, snugly wrapping over her body with a lifelike throbbing warmth.
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>>739728
Roses have prickles.
Those are prickles.
You know, technically.
Thorns are something else.
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>>739761
Cease and desist.

>>739780
Thank you! Thank you much!
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>>739744
Just looking for a few gaming items. A pro controller for Wii u to play bayonetta 2 with. Maybe a game also. Sadly the last 4 shops I checked have been sold out. Now I'm heading to a major city about an hour from home in hopes they can hold one for an hour or so. If this trip is for nothing I will be very disappointed. Enjoy your tasty dessert! You two are making me realise how hungry I am!
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>>739796
Fake! Fake!fake!
The great holy Knight shall strike upon you with his holy sword and remove you from this world
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>>739796
>pats your head
you dont have to thank me, cutie, its my pleasure.
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>>739644
>>739744
Talking about being competitive, would you two want to have few rounds of draw-it together?
https://epicmafia.com/game/4712942?password=44ea05c927d5a6243a89baba34cbab941a7009f6
I made a lobby while at it for four persons. Anyone is really free to join.~
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>>739732
Just hold on tight, I like to take the fast lane!
>Yang revs the engine a couple of times before speeding off through the streets.
>>739737
Well, I'm doing fine, now that I got my drink back. And I forgive you, just don't do it again next time, alright? There are better ways to get my attention.~
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>>739750
I'd cuddle you so hard the person who can release my grip will be named the next WWE champion!
>>739744
Huh? W-well, if you're sure about that.. erm.. who will be doing the drinks?
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>>739654
>lvl 113 rabbi
>not knowing that when rabbi reach this level they become Hitlers
your Goy is showing :^)

>>739774
>taxes the shekel from you
thanks bby here have an eviction notice

Now that you're homeless wanna cum by my place?
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>>739777
> tfw I want to be a cute boy's manly thorns
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>>739824
Sure! I'll keep that in mind! Thanks for forgiving me~ <3
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>>739737
>Immediately fumbles over and enters a huge fit of giggles, wiggling around on the ground as you tickled her
>>739744
>Squeaked loudly feeling your delicate hands pin her so hastily, chuckling softly as she felt you barraged her noggin with kisses
Niaaa~ I probably taste terrible!
>>739820
I'd love too but I'm slightly busy at the moment! I'll join as soon as I can!
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you guys, mettaton is slowly going to the hunger games thread.

we're just losing people, more and more.
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>>739818
This world needs more people like you! Keep cuddling everyone here and we'll have a better thread!

>>739825
T-that sounds painful!
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GET YOUR METTATON OUT OF OUR THREADS
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>>739824
>She could feel the smaller chested girl holding her tight as the roared through the streets, the mask was the only thing keeping her calm
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>>739832
Oh boy Oh boy, here we go again.
I am a jew, I hate other Jews and being a jew.
I probably know Hebrew a few times better than you and I have lots of shekels, I even have a 200 shekelsl bill
Beat me.
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>>739840
Has anyone ever told you that you're really pretty?
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>>739833
R-Really?
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>>739904
Yes, anon.kisser gmail, if you wanna chat
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>>739855
I-It was an exaggeration, sorry!
>Proceeds to softly give a hug instead!
>>739845
*Giggles and lets go* Sorry, I just wanted to suprise you, adorableness!~
>>739882
W-well, no, not really!
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>>739840
>Yang gently pats your head.
No problem, sweetie! <3
>>739864
>Yang shrieks in excitement as she and her new friend weave through the streets. In a few moments she stops at a bar and parks the motorcycle right in front of the building.
Alright, let's go get some drinks!
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>>739947
Well that's a shame, then, cause you really are.Quite stunning, in fact.
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>>739972
D'aww, thank you!
>>739971
>Gives a soft hug
Ah, I'd offer you a drink or something to eat, but Nia kicked me out of the kitchen for now, she won't let me near the coffee machine!
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>>739971
Y-y-yes... lets do that...
>her legs are quivering... that was terrifying...
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Have you come up with a good name for me yet~
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Why would they make this board with no loli rule? Makes no sense
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>>740063
Angel
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>>739933
Sent
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>>740079
Are inklings even loli?
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>>739777
Nice trips...
A-are you cute?
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>>739800
Couldn't you have just called the stores ahead of time, silly?! Why waste all that time!
>>739820
Yay!
>>739825
I will!
>Comes out with a tray of a wide assortment of drinks
>>739845
Nooo! You taste yummy!
>Nia laid out on top of you, her chest pressing snuggly up against yours as she continues attacking your fluffy hair with her lips
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>>740136
Let's do that again a bit later, when Anzu is not so occupied.~
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>>740086
>she blushes deeply upon hearing that name
It's a nice name, but h-how do I know you're the same anon from last night?
>her tail swishes back and forth eagerly
I do hope it's you~
>she nuzzles his neck
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>>740112
It doesn't matter if it's a SQUID or a KID
It's still NOT OKAY
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>>740136
A-ah, thank you Nia! You're very helpful! <3
>Proceeds to lay back softly, still uncomfortable with the situation of not having to do anything!
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>>740136
>Her giggle fit continued as you smooched her hair rapidly, coiling her arms around your waist and holding you tightly to her tiny frame
>>740152
I actually just got done doing what I was doing so I could play now...sorry for that!
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>>740231
Haha, well here goes then.

https://epicmafia.com/game/4713070?password=44ea05c927d5a6243a89baba34cbab941a7009f6
A game for 5 persons now, anyone is free to join!~
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>>740152
Yeah! Next time I wont rush to draw, I don't know why I was panicking so much! Sorry, senpai
>>740212
>Kneels down in front of you
Pick any drink you'd like!
>The tray is conveniently short of coffee
>>740231
>She slowly starts to move her lips down towards your cheeks, kissing every bit of you along the way.
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>>740136
But I did! I got left on the line and busy signals from a number of stores. Only one called back saying no before I left to go to it!
>rattles irritably at eb games

I even tried the dragon balls u got for Christmas! Unfortunately no dragon popped out so I think they may be fake!
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>>740275
I still haven't got my cuddle yet!
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>>740023
>Yang returns the hug, squeezing you between her breasts.
Aww, that's ok! We can just talk and hangout, if you want. And I have my drink back, so it's all good!
>>740049
>Yang saunters through the front door and to the bar, ignoring all of the security.
Don't worry about the girl, she's with me.
>She turns to the bartender.
Hey, two strawberry sunrises, no ice. I got someone who's gonna pay for me today~
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>>740297
Well we're.. talking in the discord right now! I'm the same Tobiichi, haha
>>740275
O-Oh, erm.. no coffee?
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>>740199
Ah! I just woke up.
>He grabs you from behind and hugs you.
That wasn't me but you should pick whatever name you like best.
So far I only have a few: Sylvie, Jess, Lisa
Thinking of names is hard...cute names are even harder
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>>740297
>she hands a random ammount of bills... the bartender looks shocked and she nods, trying to play it cool... totally overpaid... but she takes one sip and... feels it instantly
Yes... these are good... likt that thing... i had before...
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>>740275
>Wiggled around slightly as your attack lowered to her quickly reddening cheeks
N-Nia you're so playful today!
>Her grip around you tightened holding you against her petite chest
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Would anybody like to cuddle a little?
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>>740464
Sure.
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>>740487
I'm actually not sure if I should...
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>>740494
Why not?
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>>740506
Because there is someone special I want to be cuddling and I know I can't because he has a better life to be living.
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>>740282
Oh, that sucks! I'm sorry!
>Imitates you and beckons her hand in the air at the image of EB games
D-Dragon balls? What do you mean?
>>740292
>Nia runs at you full speed and tackles you to the ground, rubbing her face all over yours
MmMmmmm!~
>>740321
Oh, sorry! I forgot to make that! But there's yummy tea, water, and all sorts of soft drinks!
ᵃᶫˢᵒ⋅⋅ ʰᶦ!

>>740411
Because I'm happy today! So so happy to see youuuu!~
>She stuck her little tongue out, licked all up and down your cheek before rolling off of you giggling loudly
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>>740321
>Yang gives you a playful wink.
Sure, but we can talk here, as well. There's no reason why we can't!
>>740373
>The young girl winks at the bartender as the drinks are served and takes a big sip from her cup, shuddering in delight as the flavor fills her mouth.
Mmn, soooo gooood! Thanks for picking up the tab, beautiful, I appreciate it.~
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>>739825
>named the next WWE champion!
WHO
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>>740527
If you were looking for someone in particular, I'm not sure why you asked for anybody.
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>>740527
>better life to be living
Fucking mortals I swear to god. So insensitive of the dead.
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>>740550
Sorry, I'm so lonely I just...
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>>740560
Sad but true.
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>>740567
It's fine, I don't need an apology. Good luck with your friend.
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>>740560
I'll wait for him to come back, if he ever chooses to.

He belongs perfectly anywhere he goes but I only belong in one place.
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>>740536
O-Oh, erm, I'll take a water! N-No, I mean a... got any lemonade? I like lemonade!
>>740537
Well we can~
>Tobiichi gives Yang a huge hug, getting comfortable
Well, how are you then?~
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>>740536
I got a replica set of dragon balls from my girlfriend for Christmas, along with a new external drive and a copy of resurrection f on blu Ray. The dragon balls don't work sadly...
At least I'm on my way home now. A little frost bit but ill dead.
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>>740586
I can't tell whether this is somebody roleplaying Poe from Space Dandy really well or whether it's Nue here again pining for Mizuki.
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>>740536
I-I'm glad you're so excited to see me N-Niiia!
>Her body shuddered feeling your soft delicate tongue brush against her deep red cheek causing her voice to suddenly rise in volume. She held onto the wet spot on her cheek and looked at you with a tiny pout
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>>740105
>no new emails
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>>740618
Was Mizuki any good? Just wondering...
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>>740592
One moment!
>She rushes back to the fridge, quickly pours a glass of lemonade, and rushes back towards you panting a little
H-Here's your lemonade!
>>740597
Oooh! I was confused because in your post you said "u" instead of "i" Sorry!
Lemme help you warm up!
>Nia, wearing her cute winter attire, opens her arms up waiting for you to pick her up
>>740637
>She continued giggling uncontrollably at your cute face and attempted to apologize between her gasps for air
I..I'm ahahah! Sor- Sorry! heheh!~
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>>740722
>he wraps his boney arms around her, his magic giving him his fake flesh to better share heat with the adorable mittened girl
Thank you so much Nia! For some reason, the air conditioner is the only thing that works here right now so I'm pretty chilly

Then again being a skeleton with a partially open robe walking around doesn't help
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>mfw I want to erp as pic related but theres so little art of her, let alone the fact there's no personality for her whatsoever.
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>>740592
>Yang hugs you back with one arm while she pets your head with her hand.
I'm doing well, sweetie. I'm on vacation from school right now, so I'm enjoying the time here, and now, with you. What about you?
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>>740722
Ah, thank you~
>Takes the lemonade and sips at it, smiling
Hey, thanks for looking out for you Nia, it means a lot to me!~
>>740790
I'm on a vacation from university, so I'm doing well too~ Though, I do have a mountain of work I should of done, but I'll get it done sooner or later~!
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>>740778
I've played characters with less art than that before.
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Rhin walking in... How is everyone doing?
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>tfw Nia looks like she could cheer you up, but too shy to talk in thread
>tfw you'll never get Nia's skype
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>>740347
>taken aback by the sudden hug she gasps, then leans back into you after she calms down, she ponders abit after hearing the names from both anons
h-how about Angelisa~ d-do you think it's cute?
>she blushes deeply, hoping he'll like the name
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>>740805
>gloves that go all the way up to the shoulder
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>>740834
Mhm. Angelisa is fitting for such a cutie.
>He nuzzles your neck as he holds you.
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>>740771
In that case we're gonna need lots and lots of blankets to cover ourselves with! We can make a fort!!
>She ran off to another room making a bunch of commotion. Nia appears from around the corner panting and grunting as she attempts to drag multiple quilts that are obviously to heavy for her
Aiiiinzz! I... found.. some!
>>740805
You don't need to thank me! Maybe it'd be a good idea to switch the conversation away from beverages?~
Whatcha up to right now?
>>740819
I used to be way too shy to post as well, but I just kept at it and though I still have troubles at times It's much easier for me now!
I don't use skype, I'm really sorry. I'd still love to talk with you though!
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>>740805
University, huh? So you're one of those intellectuals, huh? I'm currently in training to be a huntress, so that I can go on adventures and see the world!
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>>740921
Ah, well, I'm just relaxing in the chat right now and watching youtube, how about yourself cutie?~
>>740935
Ah, that sounds awesome! I accidently let my IRLness slip, but I guess it's canon now.
But yes, the best of luck to you, you look mighty strong too~
>>740862
W-wait, me, Lewd?
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>>740950
>>740862
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>>740722
>She whined loudly seeing you giggle at her, although smiling and letting out a tiny giggle herself looking at you happily
W-well, how did I taste Nia?
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>>740921
>Ainz runs over taking the sheets from the struggling girl
>he brushes off what snow hadn't melted on his robes before using magic to set up a grand fort made from pillows, blankets and a comfy couch
>his teeth chattered through the illusion as he climbed through into the fort
Ttthank you N-nia
>>
Evening, boys. I hope you've all been taken care of.
Wouldn't want our big, strong anons to feel all lonely and horny now, would we?~
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>>741168
And if we haven't?
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>>741185
Well, in that case perhaps i'd have to help out too. My anons need to release lots and feel good, they've earned it~
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>>741236
>tfw no loving gf to take care of me when I'm lonely and horny
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>>741309
>tfw
I know that feel.
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>>741309
Sure is about selfish desires and needs in here.
How about tfw no gf to pamper and love together with?
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>>740970
E-eh? Healthy? Lewd? I'm so confused..!
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>>741236
Nice figure..~ <3 Want to show more of it to me?
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>>740950
Sure am! I beat this bimbo in a punch out, too, and I hear she was pretty strong!

https://youtu.be/5IOf8F6ChKs
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>>741391
Oh? Perhaps you should show me more of yourself first, big boy~
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>>741329
>tfw I pamper and give affection to my friends
>tfw I console and comfort my friends
>tfw They're taken or not looking, so I'm super friendzoned
>tfw no one reciprocates

"You'll find someone for you anon, you're like the sweetest guy I know"
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>>741430
I-I see, you're very strong! I'm not that much of a fighter myself but it must take lots of effort to be at peak fighting condition, right? So cool~
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>>741439
>pulls my large cock out in front of you, it's already semi-hard
Well, since I'm already like this, you may as well help right? Your turn!
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>>741442
>friends
Don't act lovey to friends, they will just think it's weird :(

I cuddle, comfort and give all the attention my partners want if they are feeling down or just want that. Mainly because I know when I'm in the mood they are ready to do all the nasty things I like :3
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>>740890
>she giggles and shudders as you tickle her soft fur
I'm glad you like it~
>her tail wraps itself around his back
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>>741480
>she giggles, wrapping her hand around the tip and stroking it lightly. Leaning forward, she places her lips to your ears and whispers into them
"Memes~"
>she produces a tin of Dolmio Original Bolognese Sauce, opening the lid and smearing it over your meat
"So big boy... When'sa your dolmio day?~"
>she mixes it with a bag of spaghetti, creating a delicious and nutritious meal
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>>741502
I lied, I don't have friends. They're just attention sluts that come to me when their regular partners are sleep or with other people.

And I don't erp with them because them because I want more than meaningless text.
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Please leave degrading and insulting comments on my account~!

http://steamcommunity.com/id/certified_cock_polisher

Thank you ;3
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>>741592
>not your personal army, etc etc
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>>741592
>disgusting avatar
no thx
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>>741592
I'd rather degrade you right in the thread
>asking to raid someones steam
>not slutting first
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>>741563
Please continue this actually made me laugh.
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>>741647
>>741638
>>741601
No sillies, it's my account! I just love degrading comments ;3
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>>741563
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>>741575
So don't let yourself be used if it bothers you so much, I do that to people too but I assume they like it because otherwise why would they let me do it?

What you want is rare, I've been with a ton of people and only two I've liked enough to want to spend almost all of my time with.
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>>741677
Make your own dirty comments then, why should we do something you like for no pay-off?
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>>741522
How could I not? You're so cute!
>He picks you up and sits down with you in his lap. He gently kisses your lips.
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>>741677
Why are faggots so... faggoty?
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>>741681
We do it because we're lonely and wouldn't have any interaction with people otherwise.

I know it's rare to make a real connection with someone, especially with degenerate erp'ers, and that's why I don't hold it against them when they don't want the type of friendship I do.
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Seems there is something going on here...

Is everyone doing okay?
>swaying my tail a bit as I sit and listen
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Someone please fuck me already~
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>>741756
You can't have it both ways you know, you either like it because something is better than nothing or you don't. Don't do it and complain.

You're the definition of red flag to me, even if I did like you I would be wary.
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>>741724
>she kisses him back as her tail runs up his back gently wrapping around his neck. She gently wiggles her hips in his lap trying to get comfy but never seeming to be able to
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>>741929
so eager~
*pulls out my cock and rubs it over your lips*
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>>741974
Mmm, what a handsome lad. Be a bit forceful and grip my horns when you push it in~
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>>741993
OH! I already intended to do that, I was gonna grip them real tight and use them to pull your head back while I took you from behind~
*presses his cock into her sloppy slutty mouth then grips her horns forcing his cock all the way down her throat*
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>>742091
>her lips eagerly take the full length, penetrating into the deepest recess of her throat while her fingers dance across your thighs. She pulls herself off your thick cock and smirks, looking up into your eyes
"Memes ~"
>she places her lips around your member once more, the clock striking midnight. A look of panic rushes across her face as she attempts to scream
"Oh no! The wizards magic is up! I was supposed to be back!"
>but it is too late, within a puff of smoke the woman consuming your cock transforms into a freshwater trout. The trout desperately sucks at your cock in shame, it only wanted to be loved
>fins flapping rapidly, the trout slowly begins to suffocate from lack of water. You will one day clean the stench of dead fish from your cock, but you will never clean your guilt
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what is wrong with you
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>>741929
Not even sure what you are
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>>741946
>you either like it because something is better than nothing or you don't
So I should enjoy the shit relationships I have, and never want something better...or just dump everyone I talk to because they aren't "the one".

>Don't do it and complain.
Granted, I'm being emo, but it seemed the theme of the thread so far, and sometimes voicing your complaints can get people to care when they'd otherwise just assume you were happy when you really weren't.

>You're the definition of red flag to me, even if I did like you I would be wary.
You're the definition of a selfish asshole to me. Even if I pretend to like you, I'd still be wary.
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>>742091
*walks toward you slowly, the sun glistening off marbled white skin before slowly hiding behind his picturesque 190 cm physique*

I am here for you.

*walks closer, as the smell that is his wafts your way, all encompassing and alluring as you're drawn in beyond merely a concious understanding of desire; a primal lust reserved for beast*

I shall be your one and only, your desert island in a sea of sespair and your oasis in a desert of grief. come with me and live a life not defined by a lack of desire for someone but a satiated need for another; we have each other and that's all we need.
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>>741952
>He holds you close as he lays down with you on top of him.
You're very beautiful, Angelisa
>His hands run along your body as he admires your curves.
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>>742142
This is the coolest dog I've ever fucking seen.
I want to party with that dog.
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>>742142
Maybe I am, however I have two great partners who I love to be with, that I adore and who love to be with me.

I'm also a degenerate erp slut so I have a lot of people I can goto who are more than happy to give me what I want in exchange for what they want :3

You can call me what you want, at the end of the day though I'm happy and you aren't.

Have fun being emo and alone "asshole".
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>>742115
*upon the girl turning into a trout is cock bursts fourth a river of cum his dankest of memes pouring fourth from his meme stick*
you've found my one weakness, Danken Memens
*his memes won't stop pouring into the poor fish, once again suffocating, until she blows up on his dank meme stick*

ᴹᵉᵐᵉˢ
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>memes you
>you like this
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>>742280
>has a bad time
>gets dunked on
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I just got here and have no idea what you (two?) are arguing about, but based on what I skimmed, I'll put in my two cents.

I come to the ERP thread, because it's silly and fun. I also do improv in real life, because it's silly and fun. I like just making things up off the top of my head and pretending to be a character. Sometimes directly as comedy, but also sometimes as drama, tragedy, romance, etc. just because pretending to do those things on am imageboard is silly and fun. If I actually wanted to "get off" I'd enjoy some porn. I just enjoy the land of make-believe with you fine folks.
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>>742298
>impregnates
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>>742317
It has nothing to do with the thread.
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>>742259
>double timing his partners or poly
>thinks getting desperate anons to jerk off to sentences and anime girls he posts is making him happy
>thinks he's cool by being an asshole

Hoo boy, they're cute when they're young
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>>742325
>"Kakarot, pls, the contractions are started."
>"But Vegetable, I want the succ right now."
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>>742335
Oh...then why is it in the thread?
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>>742259
Hey man, that's great that you're happy.

You keep doing you.
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I swear to God that if you don't all shut up and start fucking eachother right here right now then I'll rain memes so supreme down on you that you won't be able to look at another meme for weeks
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>>742387
I'm just here for silly fun, so, go for it. Get it out of your system now so others can fuck later.
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>>742387
I'm callin' your bluff sheriff!
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>>742417
You asked for it, partner
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>>742387
>>742271
>TFW no reply to my dank response
>FeelsBadMeme
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>>742343
This has nothing to do with the thread.

"Hoo boy, they're cute when they're young"

Are you trying to mock someone after typing that? I'm assuming you're a grown man posting on an erp thread on 4chan right?

I only responded that way because he decided to call me an asshole :3 I was trying to explain that he is giving off bad vibes and then went to 10

>>742363
He was complaining about being lonely and used by friends. Phone, text, instant message, email, steam, games, mmo contacts not people who post here.

>>742381
Thanks, I will <3
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>>742469
No actually, the people I'm complaining about do post here...
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>>742469
Maybe he's just RPing a character who's lonely and used by friends and he's here to be clamed, comforted, and seduced.
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AWOO
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>>742427
Is that all you got?
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>>742583
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>>742638
He's the Flava Flave of science, because people associate him with clocks.
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>>742655
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>>742387
Cockblock Wizard my mortal foe.
It is time we end this tale of woe!
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>>742707
Balls a mistake that I have made.
Tis a cockblock lizard, my words betrayed.
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>>742259
>>742469
Putting down someone for being lonely and then bragging about your "happiness" is about as douchebaggy as it goes.
I hope your "friends" know who's posting and see this, so they can correctly assess your personality.
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>>742726
>pokes you're butt
I'll be your fwiend
*nuzzles ur head*
I'm goku
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>>742707
Please defecate in oral cavity.
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>>742241
you're too kind~
>she shudders and your hands explore her hips. She leans into you still wiggling her hips as she gently takes your neck into her mouth
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>>742533
You just crossed the line that you should of never crossed.
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>>742746
(If I ignore it, it'll go away right?)
(Where are all the nice people?)
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my balls are swollen and sensitive for some reason, even though its only been a few days since i last fapped.

not even trying to start anything, just thought that was strange.
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Hey thread, how are we doing tonight? Everyone got done work or finished whatever their plans were?
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Man I haven't felt this good in a while like I now do.
Surely this is illegal?
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>>742870
Hi
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>>742884
Trying to get 3 more sunlight medals for great sunlight spear.

>>742886
What happened that made you feel so good?
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>>742860
No need to start a witch hunt to find the erp friend that doesn't appreciate you.

I don't know you, so don't worry.
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>>742884
Ebola gone!
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>>742897
Stuff.~
I just feel nice now.
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>>742886
That's awesome Miya! Whats Illegal?
>>742897
I loved farming sunlight medals on DS1, I was mainly a co op guy to help people who needed it online
>>742914
W-why do people keep saying my ebola is gone...I never had ebola!
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>>742870
*knocks down door*
no escape from goku
hi, im goku
*scoots closer*
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>>742924
N-Never!?!
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>>742924
The nigger talk, it's cancer, you had it, you were ebola.
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>>742886
Yay! I'm happy for you, Miyafuji!!
>Nia highfives you
It must've been my amazing drawings!
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>>742907
Ah, then disregard that. I am not looking for a friend, I am just here to roleplay sometimes.
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>>742942
R-Rude! Negro nice!
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>>742895
I wish you'd RP the adoring fan for real using only his lines for the game unless absolutely necessary.
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>>742926
Ah Kos, or some say Kosm...
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>>742918
But now I wanna know what stuff!

>>742924
Just trying to get enough for the miracle so I can go ahead and join Forest Hunters to get some of Shiva's wares. Ultimately though this is going to be a Darkmoon build.
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>>742828
You deserve it.
>A moan slips from his lips as your mouth touches his neck. His hand gives your rear a light smack as he gets excited.
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So, how is everyone faring at this hour?
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>>742954
צעד אוי לרכבת שלי
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>>742924
Me not hugging you right now.
>I gave my firmest hug to you, lifting in the air and back to ground.
>>742944
>Highfive'd
Yes, that's part of it probably. I can't forget that 'space ship'. Ha ha ha..
>Miyafuji laughed holding her sides.
>>742956
But it's hard to specify, so it's just in general stuff.~
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>>742940
If I had ebola I'd be really sick!
>>742942
On the real side of things I came to ERP threads mostly to shit post but I really enjoyed my time here so I stopped typing like that so I can reply faster and be less annoying
>>742956
Ahh I've never seen a darkmoon build but I was never into PvP really
>>742973
I'm doing great, how are you mister?
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>>742945
>tfw all you're looking for is friends, but you're too shy to talk to the comfy squad
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>>742996
>Glares
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>>742996
Become my friend
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>>743013
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>>742996
>tfw all youre looking for is the comfy squad
FTFY, go in the fucking discord already you shitposter.
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>>742989
Did you just have a really good day, then?
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>>742991
I am well, child. Have you decided to finally converse with me?
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>>742996
You're talking to me right now. I would not mind being your friend and helping you through your troubles, but that's up to you and I will accept your decision.
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>>743022
>tfw discord is the comfy squad
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>>743022
>Nia said she left and wont go back.
>Miya said she was never in there.
>People like Nue are there...

Why would I want to go to the Discord again?

>>743009
:( Don't look at me like that..please
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>>743051
Darkie, I would like to apologize for what happened last night.
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>>742989
>Squeaked loudly as you squeezed her so tightly, laughing happily as you took her off of her feet and held you tightly
I don't exactly think that's illegal but I'm not against making it a law for you to always hug me!
>>742996
>Winks slyly at you and smirked
>>743051
>Her cheeks immediately flushed red as you finished speaking, noticing you remembered our last conversation
M-Maybe, s-sorry for sorta ignoring you!
>She glanced back and forth and curled up inside of her shirt
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>>743035
One could say that, yes.~
>>743083
Teehee.. Also to be honest I love your gangsta speech as well. But it's up to you.~
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>>743077
Join this one
https://discord.gg/0hXcqiqcbOCSDjzV
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>>743122
>fighting games n chill
That's isn't even ERP...
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>>743122
>multiple discords
smells like drama
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>>743119
I still talk gangsta but I keep it in the discord now since a lot of people didn't like it, although I could bring it back every so often just for you~
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>>743078
No need to apologize, Miss Hina, for I had to leave abruptly as well, only I wasn't able to leave a message. However, I do remember you saying that you wanted to spare. If that is what you wish then I will be glad to oblige.
>>743083
Not at all, little one. If merely talking to me caused you stress then I would not wish to speak to you before you were ready. If you have mustered the courage now then I commend you.
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>>743143
That's what the nsfw room is for.
>>743156
It's not tho
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>>742989
>Nia's face turns bright pink and she covers her cheeks with her hands
S-Shush! I did the only thing I could think of!
At least it cheered you up..
>Pouts

>>743077
>Smiles
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>>743168
>She fumbled around inside of her shirt, poking her head out staring at you shyly
I-its not stressing me out...
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>>743216
>>743206
>>743119
>>743122
>inb4 they're all hetero males that wish they were lolis
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>>743287
I'm a not-hetero male who doesn't wish he was a loli, but I'm also not in the discord.
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>>743216
>I give her a concerned look.
Are you certain? You seem to have become rather flustered. If you need more time I am willing to grant it to you.
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>>743323
But do you like being girly, crossdressing, etc?

If so...you sound yummy :3
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>>743390
No but I do like girly, crossdressing guys too.
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>>743325
>She fumbles over herself for a moment before standing and facing you
S-sorry about this!
>Her body turned quickly as she ran in the other direction holding her blushed face and hid
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>>743449
You and everyone else, gg no re
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>>743477
Everyone except the girly, crossdressing guys, I guess.
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>>743168
We begins now! Calamity chop!
>Lightly karate chops your forehead.
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>>743505
No, even they like girly crossdressing guys.

It's sub girls that need dom males, that don't like sissy boys. And we all know girls are a myth, (or they're already taken, or they're lesbians).
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>>743558
But anon I know plenty of girly crossdressing guys who want dom males. I'd introduce you if I could.
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>>743450
>I chuckle slightly as I watch the little girl run off.
Do not worry, little one. There will come a day when you and I will speak without issue. Today was simply a test. When you feel you are ready, you may seek me out again.
>I turn to leave and wave my hand.
I await your next trial, little one...
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When did this become an avatar chatroom instead of an actual ERP thread?
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>>743557
>The force of the blow causes me to lean forward slightly off balance, the surprise attack leaving me off guard. I quickly regain my composure and spin around, aiming a heel kick at your liver.
Not bad, but it will take more than that to best me!
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>>743571
Yea, I'm saying who -doesn't- want girly crossdressing guys, and it's hetero sub females.
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i am kevin
*willy dangles to the ground*
hello
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>>743613
Very well, I didn't want to use this but you've forced my hand!
>Opens my hand a green energy begins to form in the palm of my hand. I bring my hands back as if I was charging up a kamehame.
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>>743675
>>743613
>Uninstalls the game because this shit is just ridiculous, the frame-rate sucks and I keep dying to anime grills.
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>>743601
I'm not sure what to say other than our 'comfy squad' is just really active and there's been lack of people like Peach and DMG are. Valentine and Piggu-chan have left, Mizuki for the most part too and so on.
It's not like Anzu or I don't ERP either, we're just not very.. uh.. straight forward about it since that's not our game really.
With Tobi and Reimu just past few days appearing who neither at all ERP, it's been even more prominent.
I shall partly blame just the last week of the year being very quiet, most likely with people hanging at friend's, families and so on.
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>>743675
*walks unflinchingly towards you with my gf*
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>>743720
>Mizuki for the most part too
Wait what?
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>>743675
>My eyes widen for a moment as I feel energy swirl around us and concentrate in your hands. I narrow my eye as I cast an ancient but simple spell, covering myself in a blue aura.
Very well, let's see what you've got!
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>>743720
Y-yeah, I won't lie I don't really know how to erp or start off like that but I've done it once or twice. Its never been linear though, it usually happened over a long time or something happened to lead into it. I also think the holidays are to blame, more people will be around after the new years more than likely
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>>743720
I walked along the avenue
I never thought I'd meet a girl like you
Meet a girl like you
With auburn hair and tawny eyes
The kind of eyes that hypnotize me through
Hypnotize me through
And I ran, I ran so far away
I just ran, I ran all night and day
I couldn't get away
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>>742960
>her hips jolt forward as his hand smacked her soft sensitive furred ass, grinding into his crotch
well I think you deserve something too~
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>>743947
I want to fuck... Whatever this thing is.
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>>743986
It is a monument to all your sins
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>>743986
It's a Sergal, some furry artist invented a new species and for some reason (special snowflake) it caught fire.
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>>744000
>>744031
I don't care, I just wanna put my weewee inside of it's vagoo
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>>744031
Yeah but what fucking animal kingdom does a Serga belong in, what's it's Latin name, what animal is it based on, so many questions to be asked and my cock keeps pulsating
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>>743947
Well I'm sure what you have in mind will be fun for the both of us.
>He gently bites your neck as you grind up against the bulge under his pants. His hand squeezes your ass as he enjoys your body.
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>>743706
>>743723
>>743819
A thousand years has gone into this one attack. The tears, sweat, and blood of the people from Namik was in this final attack. Suddenly, a flashback to a time when the fire nation did not attack and the wall stood in place, but those days are over. The ground began to crack and the wind began to blow.
Claaa-
>The voice of a goddess.
Mmmiit
>The soul of a soldier.
Yyyyyyy
>The heart of a virgin Mary
Bbbbbbbbeeeaaaaammmmmmmm!!!
>I held my hand out as a small green orb floated towards you. .
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>>743986
>she blushes deeply upon hearing his words
I would.. but I'm busy at the moment sorry, I want whoever I'm with to have y undivided affections, I hope you understand
>she pouts a bit

>>744073
I hope so, after all you're very kind, and you even gave me a name~
>she grinds into his crotch harder, then she pushes back into his hand
that feels nice, squeeze me a little harder
>her tail swishes back and fourth
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>>744156
Is that orb food, like can I eat it
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>>744156
*takes cover*
haha nice try
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>>744165
It's fine, I can always wait.
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>>744171
Tremble at my most powerful attack!
>>744187
You can't hid!
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>>744187
Paro che grenata!
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>>744227
Oh, so it's an attack, huh
>Accidentally falls over face palming, but avoids attack completely as the orb flies above my body
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>>744156
This blow may be great, but it could never fell me! Behold, I am blessed by the goddess Nayru! Her love covers me, protecting me from all harm! Show me the potential of this attack, and let me judge if it is worthy!
>The beam collides with my body, showering me with light. Although I have not taken damage, the pain of taking it is still there. I grit my teeth as hard as I can in order to withstand the pain.
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>>744165
I'm already enjoying this a lot.
>He gives your ass a smack before grabbing and squeezing it harder. He kisses your lips as his hips start to grind against you as well.
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>Battling in an ERP thread

Unless this turns into some kinky sex, do this somewhere else. This is not the thread for this shit.
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>>744294
Fuck off Wario you greasy garlic-eating fuck
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>>744272
Sad that this...thing is the only thing fapworthy in here.
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>>744294
What Wario said.
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>>744294
I guess they better pick a better thread...
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>>744255
My plan ruined.
>>744263
Naughty darkie. You already have a goddess loving you yet you want me to love you as well.
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>>744294
There's hardly anything else going on so let them play.
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>>744337
Your plan has succeed, I thought that orb was food but since it's not I can't eat and I have mad munchies, but it's alright, we can work this out baby...
>Bulge starts to form in jeans
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>>744336
They should just make a new thread for this shit. Hell just make a thread for SFW RP in general. All this does is derail the thread from it's point. This happens a lot with Hunger Games threads as well.

>>744353
Fuck off, this thread is made for ERP, if you aren't ERPing or at least spamming Desu or Spiderman, leave this thread.
I blame trash for this bullshit.
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>>744378
They should picked a different thread...
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>>744337
The goddess Nayru loves all her creations, but in a platonic sense. What we want is more... intimate.
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HELLOOOOOO BEAUTIES!
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>>744361
It's so small I can barely see anything. Poor anon.
>>744424
R-right.
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>>744451
Well well well, looks like the party has finally begun.
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>>744457
Hey it's not small it's just cold outside it's warmer in my bed, how about you come in for a drink or fifty
>Opens door, inside is a beautiful fireplace and a bicycle built for three
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>>744451
HELLO
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>>744444
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Would posting Toon Dark Magician girl be loli?
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>>744498
>>744498
>>744498
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>>744508
No, it would be hentai
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>>744505
>HUNGER GAMES GOT THE GET
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>744526
What even is the HG thread? I've looked at it but I can't tell what's going on.
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>>744511
>Splitting already fucking small community to two.
This is the dumbest idea in a while, Jesus Christ.
Just keep it under one thread like it's been now. If you don't like what's currently going, then encourage more ERP'ing simply.
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>>744540
Cancer is going on.
pure cancer.
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>>744457
Am I incorrect? I believe that we were to fall in love together due to a certain... mishap.
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>>744468
HE PARTY HAS BEGUN INDEED, GORGEOUS! WHAT DO YOU SAY, CARE TO BE OUR LOVELY CO HOST?
>Offers you another microphone.

>>744501
SALUTE!
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>ITT faceless anons bitch and moan that no one is sucking their dicks
>none of them will step up and get slutty
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>>744516
Boo.
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>>744557
I am pure! Pure!
>Cries
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>>744580
Gah! D-Dark Magician Girl, I didn't summon you, where did you come from!?!
>>
>>744574
I already got my dose of sluttiness my fucking your mother, generic anime character.

>:^°)
>>
>>744585
I got a bicycle built for thee
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>>744580
>Going to make something really clear right >now.
>Peach is my bitch.
>She sucks cock when I tell her to
>She takes it in her big slutty ass when I tell her to
>She takes cum when I tell her to.
>You all can fuck her, cum in her, do what you please with her. But I'm her Mistress. And I'm the one that makes her toes curl when she cums.

>Isn't that right Peachy?
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>>744569
>Anon takes the mic
Hey, everyone! I'm Anon.
...so, the HG thread got quints, have you seen this, have you heard about this?
Apparently, they had to settle for quints because they never gets any sexts.
>Anon makes a fapping motion, which is his signature move, similar to Carson's golf swing
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>>744591
I'm omnipresent
>>744611
Still my favorite meme.
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>>744624
Still my favorite tits.
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>>744569
YES SIR!
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>>744468
Fucking kek.
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>>744624
I want to pet that.
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>>744612
OF COURSE, ANON! OUR RIVALS NEXT DOOR GOT THOSE 5 DIGITS! DO YOU THINK WE CAN EVER CATCH UP SOME DAY?
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>>744624
Wha-I mean, I'm so sorry, you had to catch me like this...
>Stands naked, quickly trying to get clothes on
I-I was getting changed, I swear!
>>
>>744624
>jiggles the big ol' titties from left to right, nodding with a big-ass smile on his face
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>>744650
So are you a girl or a boy
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>>744585
>starts getting flustered at her tears
No, please, don't cry! I was an honest mistake, I swear! Yes, you are pure, so don't cry, I implore you!
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>>744629
These little things? Naaah~
>>744647
Pet? Meow :3
>>744654
You swear? Were you touching yourself again anon?~
>>744662
You best believe it~
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>>744624
>He waves happily at you
Hello DMG, your buttslut is here. Did you have a nice christmas?
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>>744673
>keeps playing with them, jiggling and fondling them as he starts to groove to a beat that grows louder from the distance
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>>744650
That's a good question, Mettaton. I'm sure we can 'ketchup' to them eventually, but we 'must ard'ently strive toward that goal, lest they 'relish' further victories over us.
>Anon mimes eating an invisible hotdog
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>>744673
What's up, trying to suck some cock?
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>>744674
I did! Thanks for asking. Got a lot of booze.. and a bow.
Do you like it?
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>>744673
Yes I swear, FUCK!
>Accidentally falls over
Doh!
>Get's up but trips again
I-I wasn't touching myself... I may have been for a bit, but it was just... Itching! It was itching...
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>>744624
She's been doing a whole lotta toe curlin' on my skype if you know what I mean. :3
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>>744666
I'M YOUR HOST, ANON. THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS IN THIS WORLD. GENDER IS BUT AN IMPERIAL CONSTRUCT SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

>>744687
>Comedic 90s Laugh track is heard.
WELL, I GUESS THAT'S OUR "PUN"ISHMENT FOR THE LACK OF EROTIC-NESS IN THIS THREAD, ISN'T THAT RIGHT?
>>
>>744673
Just kidding
I didn't want to pet you
I wanted you to rail my ass.
>>
>>744730
But is the host male or female, plus the Empire isn't Imperial anymore
>>
>>744669
Y-you have to take responsibility! Only you got to see me like that a-and don't go running your mouth off to another person. I'll know!
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>>744685
>Her head perks up, hearing the beat as you fondle her soft breast
Hmm? What's that funky beat?~
>>744691
It ain't on my list.. but if it happens it happens
>>744707
Now anon.. Mama Dmg knows when you're lying..
>She giggles, watching you fumble around naked
>>744735
But anon. Dats gay.
... present yourself to me~
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>>744673
>gives her ass a rough slap
Welcome back
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>>744730
I don't know about that Mettaton, looking at what we've got tonight, I'd say we're all fucked.
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>>744703
Thats wonderful. And yes. It looks very lovely.
I would like to service it a little if you want to.
Though i don't have so much time though.
>>
>>744753
That's not gay at all!


A-anyway, I was only joking.
>>
>>744753
I dunno, but...
>squeezes your tits one last time, before dropping his hands to your hips, and turning you around

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nSw6DLO7lY

BUT I HOPE YOU GOT A BIG BOOTY.
>>
>>744753
B-But not lying!
>Looks both ways, sneezes very loudly
I promise! I-I'm pure!
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>>744752
>I walk over to Hina and give her a gentle hug.
Don't worry, I'm going to take full responsibility. I won't be going anywhere anytime soon, this I promise you.
>I chuckle slightly.
Besides, I have never met a goddess before I met you.
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>>744739
THE HOST HAS BEAUTIFUL LEGS, I GUESS THAT ANSWERS YOUR QUESTION DOESN'T IT?

>>744767
>Audience cries in laughter.
HA-HA! HILARIOUS, ANON, THE CROWD LOVES YOU!...
...MAYBE A LITTLE TOO MUCH...
>Slowly grabs chainsaw.
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>>744764
>With a giggle she playfully shakes her large rump after you smack it and make it jiggle
Good to be back. Off for the rest of the year. Should be here more often now <3
>>744770
Don't have time? Oh poo.. Maybe you'd like to lick my balls a little before you go?~
>She swings her heavy , full balls back and forth with a smile
>>744781
"only joking" means to scared to get fucked in public~
>>744789
Is my mine enough?
>
>>744799
Another lie and you're over my knee. Understood? Now say sorry to mama dmg~
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>>744832
>takes each cheek in his hands, jiggling them just like your tits before, and giving them quick spanks from side to side
Should do.
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>>744808
You got broad shoulders, a flat chest but your painted pink and you have a heart painted on your robotic exoskeleton, my instincts tell me you are male but my cock wants you to be female
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>>744808
This episode's going to be off the 'chain. Saw' a preview of it earlier today.
>Anon continues to upstage Mettaton
I guess 'dis member' of the thread is about to get his comeuppance for being such a 'cut up.'
>Anon raises his arms in the air as the audience cheers and applauds, throwing roses and various articles of intimate apparel onto the stage
>Anon blows kisses to the audience, having the gall to stand in front of Mettaton, blocking the camera's view of him
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>>744832
>Gets up, falls over but quickly gets back up
I'm sorry, b-but could I at least finish off my deed? P-Please?
>>
>>744832
Fuck that's one golden ass you have there, DMG.
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>>744832
Hmm... I suppose i can't deny that.
>He gets on his knees once again looking at her balls while licking his lips
>Then he gets his head closer and starts licking her sack while stroking her cock at the same time
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>>744801
>Puts my hand over yours, smiles as I feel calmer in your arms.
Thank you.
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>>744859
HA HA! YOU'RE KILLING ME, ANON!
HOW ABOUT I RETURN THE FAVOR?
>I slash the activated chainsaw right next to you, barely missing you.
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>>744864
Your deed? So you were touching yourself? Lewd little thing~
Go ahead, let me see it
>She sits in her chair, legs crossed, waiting for you
Come on honey, I'm waiting for the show~
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>>744907
>activated chainsaw
>Tfw forgot to activate chainsaw
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>>744901
Thanks~ Glad you like it <3
>>744903
>With a gentle moan she strokes your hai as you lick her strong smelling sack, light bits of sweat taste covering your tongue
Hehe~ Sorry, never showered today~ Taste good honey?~
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>>744917
>With a shocked expression, lets out a loud sneeze, but blows nose with underwear
A-Alright...
>Blanks out into space momentarily, before slowly, nervously, starts stroking cock
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>>744973
The fuck is this image swap bs?
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>>744918
What, are you going to use an inactivated chainsaw?
Reported.
>>
>>744832
Don't look at me like that!
I'm not scared but it's.. Lewd?!


Waah, image limit...
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>>744906
>I smile kindly at Hina and wipe the tears on her cheeks with my thumb.
Not at all, Hina. I am here for you, should you ever need it. I will own up to my mistake and take care of you for the rest of my existence.
>I lean forward and give you a small peck on the cheek.
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>>744986
you got mooted by Hunger Games, bitch,
>>
>>744973
>>744986
>tfw it's not DMG, but a brony trolling us
>>
New thread!
>>745012
>>745012
>>745012
New thread!
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