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>>7441477
Syoko Hoshi
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>>7441477
Slime Tits
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>>7441477
Avenger
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>>7441477
Dubsman
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Cirno
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Lord Beerus
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>express games
nah
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>>7441477
Ryoma
>>7441458
I guess we have more in common than just our names. If I were you I would learn from me and my mistakes and try to better yourself. Say whatever you want when you want in order to attract the kind of people you want to surround yourself with.
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>>7441477
Robbie Rotten
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>>7441477
Lubella
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Edge Fencer
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>>7441477
Angry Birb with a fucking knife
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Araragi
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World Destroyer
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>>7441477
Ultimate Hope
(for my Alter)
>just dodge the bullet or what was that, I already forgot
Don't interrupt in this world such sudenly, me.
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>>7441477
Clint Eastwood
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>>7441477
Medb
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The Player
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Reigen Arataka
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>>7441459
T-That doesn't sound convenient anymore! N-Not at all! Putting effort into things, or doing my best...I'm not good at things like that!
>>7441501
B-But if I were you...you wouldn't be yourself anymore, o-or that would mean you would be me?
I-If that's the case, that means I have to listen to myself and I just have to stay the way I am...I can do that!
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>>7441477
Headmaster
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>>7441477
Pratty
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>>7441477
Utsutsu
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Rin Hoshizora
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>>7441541
That's not what I meant at all. What I'm trying to say is don't live in fear all your life. People will naturally dislike you, but then there will be the ones that like you for speaking the truth.
Oh, but I wouldn't care if you throw what I say out the window. I'm a criminal after all. People like me don't have morals.
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>>7441541
Are you saying that reaching 2nd place in the previous game was quite hard for you? Don't make me laugh, you can unleash your unlimited power once you've listened to your metal. Your pure rage will do everything in your stead.
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22/24
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>>7441575
I-I see, but it's too scary to actually say what I want. I'm too weak and meek for that, s-so I couldn't really do it even if I tried!
>>7441587
But that's exactly what I did in the last game...and now I'm at 0%, so I can't try it again! I'm not angry anymore, s-so I can't even get close to the second place...fuhihi...
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>>7441477
Nastasia
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>>7441627
Shiitake-kun
You can give his spot away if someone shows up late...
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>>7441627
Bunta Fujiwara
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>>7441633
Hm. Suit yourself then. I guess there's no getting through to people like you.
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>>7441627
Erioioire
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>>7441627
Dorifuto-chan
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>>7441643
People like me? You mean loners..?
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>>7441633
And how long does it take to restore your power? Also it sounds like you need someone to trigger you...
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Here we are
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SHIMAKAZE
FUCKS SAKE
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>>7441525
I would suggest you cease your struggling. It is only delaying the inevitable result of your deletion from this simulation.
>World Destroyer disappears in a haze of digital red, only to appear behind his copy with his fingers pressed into the back of his head. At such a close range, it would be impossible to miss... He fires.
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>>7441660
People who are too set in their ways. Being a loner has nothing to do with it.
>>7441673
I'm good to go.
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>>7441648
Best video game character of all time.
His backstory and character were so fleshed out.
The final battle with Lamaj was heartbreaking yet badass at the same time.
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>>7441679
Give my spots to >>7441679
I'd like to smoke for now.
Oh and if you see the self proclaimed "Dorifto Lord" tell him to go home and deliver some more tofus.
I swear kids these days.
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>>7441679
>>7441673
Actually, you can give this boy my spot. He'd make better use of it.
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>>7441669
T-That depends on a lot of things...L-Like I can go from 0 to 100 if I see an annoying couple, w-who don't know how to act in public...
Things like that are annoying...
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>>7441701
Perhaps you're just being jealous?
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Alright, so after this round. I'll host tye next round guys. Already have tributes chosen and set up.
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Here we go!
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>>7441686
B-But if I'm dead set about being a loner, that means it has something to do with it...r-right?
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>>7441714
Benis in the bagina.
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>>7441673
Hello folks. It is I, Robbie Rotten, the greatest villain of all time. Just letting you all know that when I win, I'll have control over the whole world and Universe. And I will finally defeat Sportaflop.
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>>7441693
Thank you very kindly sir!
Shimakaze will now fire off a cannon in your name!
Rensouhou-chan!
>Shimakaze fires off a stream of water into the air using a water gun.
>>7441695
Oh, I'm already covered!
Thanks anyways!
>Donks on the head.
Don't blow my fucking cover, got it?
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>>7441673
It feels so strange to be in one district with yourself, and know that he might be die soon. Well, don't be sad, me. All other tributes will be alive, 'cause of my "Protagonist-antidote"(kek).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=189LT4iAYaM
>>7441683
>tfw when you should to fight youself
>and that just happens, he shot...he had this possibility, but something went wrong
>It didn't work ( btw I remember with whom am i dealing now.
Don't forget, who am I, me. I have luck as well, as Komaeda...
And yes, I'm not supposed to be remnant of despair, so just chill...
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>>7441716
D1.
Not very much at all
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>>7441712
No, I'm pretty sure I'm not...
But imagine when you're in a line, waiting to get in somewhere, and a r-random couple keeps flirting in front of you...
That would be very annoying, b-but I'm not someone who could tell them to stop.
B-But if I get angry enough, I can tell them using the power of METAL!
Like "HEY YOU SHITTY COUPLE, CAN'T YOU SEE THAT BOTH OF YOU ARE ABOUT TO ANNOY ME TO DEATH? YOU TWO BETTER CUT THAT OUT OR I'LL CHASE YOU TO THE END OF THE EARTH!" o-or something like that...
>>7441716
I-I'll do it in the name of Shiitake-kun!
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>>7441717
Deep down I spite you for choosing to be by yourself. There are people out there who would love to be with others, but don't have that option. You're being awfully stubborn for choosing such a life style.
>>7441716
It's finally started. Please let this end peacefully.
>>7441754
Don't donk me on the head and I might comply.
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>>7441771
I see, I see. It is a shame that there's very little time for things like that to happen on the Arena.
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>>7441777
...
I thought crows could fly...?
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>>7441777
I'm not letting the nature of this game get to me.
>Ryoma picks the box of chainsaws up and tosses them into a nearby river
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>>7441774
B-But that's just the way I am...Trying to talk to people, or becoming friends with them...it's just too hard.
I-I'd rather stay with my other friends. They're not that hard to deal with!
>>7441777
T-To properly follow the road to perfect METAL, you sometimes need to lose your head, b-but I'm fine with that!
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>>7441777
No no. Stay back you fiend. I swear, Im a master of evil.
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>>7441693
Dad, should I deliver them on Saturday? I just a bit tired of that dorifuto...
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>>7441774
>Raises balled up fist
>Lowers
Ok! I'll be holding you to that!
>>7441777
Hey, wasn't that the lady who was looking for people to conquer?
...
I wonder if she's still offering.
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>>7441802
It's actually lucky...I-I mean, I'm not someone who should win anyway, s-so I don't really need to get angry!
A-And if I don't get angry, I have no need for the METAL SWITCH...
>>7441816
I don't think I can wing, b-but that doesn't mean I'd lose on purpose...at least not yet. I still want to find friends in there...mushroom friends!
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>>7441816
Alright than, suite yourself then. I'll just go and relax in my perfectly warm shelter than.
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>>7441816
Hypothermia is tied with another tribute for the most kills
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>>7441828
You think this is a joke? The hotel is ordering up more. Go get in the car Takumi.
And remember, I don't want you to spoil the tofu on the way up there.
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>>7441840
No doubt it is a huge relief for you. But for someone who would want you to win...
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>>7441846
>>7441866
I-I should've stayed at home...
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Hey, wheres my stuff, I remember placing more than half my evil schemes over here. Someone must have taken them. Darn it.
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>>7441871
Right-right.
But can I have holiday on this Sunday? I have some plans on this day...
>getting in the car
And don't worry about tofu, it will be fine.
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>>7441846
Hello folks and fellow tributes. First auction, Robbie Rotten's plans that I "borrowed" from him. Starting at $10.
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>>7441809
You're talking to me and that other guy right now, or are you only able to talk because we're two creeps like you?
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>>7441873
That means I'm lucky, b-because there isn't anyone here who would like that.
Only Shiitake-kun...but I doubt that he thinks too much about things like that as a mushroom.
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>>7441891
See, me?
That's what am I talking about.
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>>7441901
I have no idea who that is or what these are, but but me down for $15
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>>7441903
Y-You two smell like wet wood, unlike the others. That makes it easier for me to endure it...
But it's still tiring...
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>>7441836
I don't care to tell anyone. It's a useless fact, and if you show others like you did with that poor dog girl then you won't need me to spill the beans.
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>>7441900
I even got the dubs for it!
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>>7441900
Fine, remember you have a race against Kyousuke and Shingo this sunday.
And the next sunday it will be up against Shinji.
Don't blow your engines.
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>>7441921
Alright then, we have a deal. Heres your reward. The plans. Good day to you and take care good sir.
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>>7441927
Wet wood...I don't know how to take that.
If it's so tiring, then I'll stop. There's no sense in talking to someone that doesn't want to talk.
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>>7441913
No, no, no. Shiitake-kun is not the only one, trust me.
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>>7441935
Ok well then, that was unexpected. A random guy comes up and confesses his love to me. Odd.
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>>7441940
Great, thank you! This'll make excellent kindling for the next time I go hunting
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>>7441966
Everyone gets splattered by something blue. Apparently this happened to some of you before.
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>>7441966
Hmmm this sunset looks nice. Wait a minute, are villains supposed to do this? Eh I guess so.
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>>7441934
Don't worry about it.
>starts the car
No one beat on Akina.
Except you...Maybe.
>closing the door window and starting to move, to deliver those tofu(doritos)
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>>7441935
>>7441958
I-It's not like that! Think of it as a "I really respect that guy" kind of love. Doesn't sound so odd now, right?
>>7441966
>>7441988
Haha! You fell right into my trap! That fire was just to lure you into it!
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>>7441945
Normies usually smell like laminated wood, w-while I'm just like you...I'm just like wet wood, so it feels like I'm not the same world as them!
>>7441956
N-Not just Shiitake-kun? Who else would care about that..? It can't be Sachiko-chan, because she is too busy being cute...
M-Maybe there are some other mushrooms in the Arena that care about it..?
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Mori mori mori oh cho radiooooooo
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>>7442032
Huh..
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>>7442020
Let's say that I do as well.
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>>7442020
Normies...laminated wood...wet wood...I think you're getting a little carried away with the nature talk.
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>>7442034
Oh god. Thats was a scary nightmare.
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>>7442034
Robbie discovers a familiar item on eBay
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>>7442034
I didn't think someone who preaches hope would resort to dirty tricks like this...
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>>7442047
>>7442047
Wow, you was so quite all this time, or you just came?
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>>7442051
>dabs with best cat
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>>7442068
Hmmm lets see. Sword, no. Laser, to hot. Aha, a net gun. Just what I was looking for. Mwahahahahahahahah
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>>7442077
Makes him even better.
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>>7442073
*were
*quiet
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>>7442088
Who's hungry? Anyone?
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>>7442073
Just watching. I have things to do in the background and every time I actually check the screen I am too late to join. Eh..
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>>7442093
If you may. Can you show us your disguises?
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>>7442117
Nobody is stopping me from winning, not today.
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>>7442122
Why ofcourse I can. I though that no one would ever ask.
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>>7442117
I don't know who this Jap is, but he has a point. Why does any of this matter?
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>>7442118
I can help you with this. You know, I have too mucj pics with you, Rohan-chan.
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>>7442117
Just two pairs show up, and one gets eliminated.
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>>7442147
Here, I have my Sportaflop disguise. It has all his suit's features and some of its gadgets.
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>>7442049
W-What? W-Why would you want that..? I mean it's like you're asking the impossible!
>>7442058
Just as I thought, n-not everyone can understand these kind of things, b-but I think it's simple...
The more normie shows up, t-the harder it is for me to not lose my head!
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>>7441935
>>7442117
My aim is off today...I'm gloomy...
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>>7442159
Oh. It would be kind of you to put me in the game then if I am too late. Thank you in advance!
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>>7442174
Next is my Granny disguise. It fools everyone alot into thinking Im a seinior citizen. Very handy in some situations.
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>>7442201
Now fuck her.
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>>7442160
Don't worry, me, I will save you and others, when this will end.
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>>7442160
I don't think this can get any easier as it is now.
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>>7442160
Cirno takes a break from her bloodlust, but there's still two more opponents to bring down before it's over.
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>>7442193
I...don't know what a "normie" is. I've been out of the loop for so long that all the new lingo goes over my head.
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>>7442201
No problem.
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>>7442212
No anon. Go fuck yourself.
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>>7442206
Another disguise I have is this one. My baseball player disguise. This allows me to be able to attend any vaseball ge and get a front row seat.
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>>7442174
>>7442206
>>7442239
Amazing! If you hadn't told me, I would have though you were a completely different person! Mind if you could sing the song too? My eyebot really wants a live performance.
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>>7442193
I can't stand looking at you hesitate to unleash your true power. We've talked about this.
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>>7442220
Don't worry, I'll do it later.
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>>7442251
Why certainly I can do that.
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>>7442244
Sponsors are putting all their eggs in the Cirno basket
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>>7442221
Normies...Normalfags...Normal people...People who'd say "Look at that weirdo! Why isn't she normal, like us?" if they ever looked at me...or something like that...
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>>7442264
This isn't food, is it?
It tastes funny
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>>7442264
Mostly women left? Wow, no wonder these games are shit. Where's the remote?
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>>7442262
Then go ahead Robbie.
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>>7442259
O-Oh, that! I remember that, b-but I did that at least three times...and it didn't really work out.
S-Seems like this place doesn't bend under the weight of my METAL enhanced anger!
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>>7442264
LETS DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bH_CcJ-uBWI
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>7442251
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PfYnvDL0Qcw
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>>7442264
Winner next slide! Time to place your bets!
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>>7442307
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cjbSgy3vSw
This one
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>>7442313
Future and Hope.
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You have been graced by the Orange Kitter of Beauty Sleep. Grace, style, and restful sleeps will come to you, but only if you post "Sleep snug, Kitter" in this thread.
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>>7442313
I-I don't really have any money, s-so I can't make any bets...Is that a problem?
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>>7442306
Let's not give up just yet. This place is yet to see you at your fullest. We just have to wait... and hope.
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>>7442337
Sleep snug, Kitter
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>>7442313
It's over.
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>>7442307
Would you keep it down please?
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>>7442337
Sleep snug Kitter
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>>7442344
W-When can I give up? I mean, there's no way I can keep trying for too long...that sounds like way too much effort to me!
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>>7442371
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>>7442270
By that definition I think almost everybody would be considered a normie. A girl whos best friend is a mushroom isn't something you see everyday.
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>>7442371
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>>7442371
Great, congratulations!
... to the host for having to put up with all of that without wanting to blow his brains out
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>>7442371
Congratulations Lubella, you are the new winner of the Express Games!
>>7442394
'His' brains?
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>>7442404
And thanks for playing.
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>>7442387
Well, almost everybody is a normie, a-and that's why my only friends are mushrooms!
Yes...I guess that explains everything.
>>7442413
Thanks for hosting...or something like that.
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>>7442413
>Thanks for hosting
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>>7442413
Thank you for hosting.
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>>7442382
Worry not! Once you've set your METAL SWITCH to work for infinite time, you'll be crushing any obstacle effortlessly!
>>7442404
Congrats.
>>7442413
Thanks for the game.
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>>7442404
Jesus Christ, what kind of fucked up place IS this? How many people did you have to suck off to get in such a position?
>Real talk, thanks for hosting, and congrats to the winner!
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Ok, time for a new round. Luckily I have it already set up. Took me a few hours total. So go ahead and claim your tributes, or should I say, "counselors", rp, talk, and whatever for 5 minutes. Then the fun begins.
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>>7442413
Thank you, kind host.
>>7442419
I take it this goes much deeper than that, but I won't pry into your personal life. The fact that you have a friend, real or not, means you're doing much better than me.
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>>7442430
Infinite time..? Infinity...that's longer than an hour, or a day...it lasts for...
Forever? T-That's impossible!
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>>7442447
the fuck
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>>7442413
Thank you for the game.
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>>7442447
Isnt this cool. A new round starting immeadiatly after another. What a surprise.
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>>7442447
>smiley face guy
Change the name to "Korosensei" please
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>>7442447
Wow, a flashlight and a fucking sired? Thanks guys, really bringing out your best and BRIGHTEST
Eh? Brightest? Get it, because my teammates are both fucking inanimate objects?
>He pulls out a bottle of scotch and begins to chug, carelessly throwing it behind him when he finishes
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>>7442447
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=co42ZP7TUFw
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>>7442449
I also have three human friends! B-But I rarely meet them, s-so that makes it easier to deal with them.
Or well...they called me their friend...but I'm not really good at being friends with humans, so I'm not sure!
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>>7442463
You cannot say that without trying! So let's hope it will!
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>>7442447
NOOT NOOT
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>>7442447
Syatou Hish..? I thought that my name was Syoko Hoshi...or maybe I've been wrong all this time?
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>>7442477
Done
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>>7442509
N-No! No! You don't understand...if I tried that, I'd definitely overheat! O-Or worse!
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>>7442546
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>>7442536
>broken images
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>1 minute warning
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>>7442536
Change Titan-Chen to ISIS Chen
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>>7442560
>goes into bomb shelter
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>>7442546
Don't say that. Even if you're not willing to accept it, you are strong.
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>>7442447
I claim luna
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PPAP
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Welcome tributes, To Camp Crystal Lake. Enjoy your stay.
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>>7442652
I have a Pen
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>>7442687
I have an Apple
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>>7442696
UGH
Apple pen
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Wait, sorry gus. The events reset. Gonna have to change them back to what they were.
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>>7442706
I have a Pen
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>>7442717
I have Pineapple
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>>7442724
UGH
Pineapple Pen
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>>7442742
Apple Pen
Pineapple Pen
UGH
Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen
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>>7442742
Whats so fun about this song?
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>>7442761
DANCE TIME
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>>7442766
What are you doing with Tricky's cat?
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>>7442772
I have a Pen
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>>7442778
None of your business comrade anon. So when is next game?
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>>7442788
I have a Pen
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>>7442807
I have a Pen
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>>7442807
UGH
Long Pen
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>>7442812
I have a pen
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>>7442821
I have Apple
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>>7442822
I have a pen
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>>7442812
And I have liquor. What's your point? What, are you retarded or something?
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>>7442840
I have Pineapple
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>>7442852
Don't bother the kids. They don't know it is a shitty and dead trend.
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>>7442852
I HAVE A PEN
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>>7442860
UGH
Apple-Pineapple
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>>7442876
Long Pen
Apple Pineapple
Ah hu hu UGH
Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen
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>>7442864
Of course it is. Fucking kids these days. Pussies, the lot of them. Just like my worthless son...
>He takes a long drink of another bottle of liquor from his seemingly endless supply
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>>7442891
stop the samefaggotry
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3vONDqvayo
Where is my ship-honk?
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>>7442936
>not liking PPAP
fucking faggot
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>>7442945
Are you 12? Serious question.
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>>7442945
What is PPAP and why would I like it?
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>>7442961
kys baron
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>>7442973
Stop. That fag ain't even the only one who wants you to fuck off.
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>>7442987
Kys Baronhater. I ain't even him.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFbI2XMyuGg
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>>7442945
Back in my day, the only "trends" kids needed was the Lord's Word and a rifle. This "pinapple pen pineapple pen" bullshit is just fucking stupid, and is only going to lead to a generation of braindead fuckups
> Clay takes another drink from his liquor, angrily staring off into the distance
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K back, now. Welcome to Camp Crystal Lake
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>>7443078
Now we can REALLY get this party started! I like how you think, spaceship
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Floccinaucinihilipilification
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>>7443078
It looks like we have some drift Kings and Queens here folks. Also many tributes ignoring the old guy's warnings. Bad idea.
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>>7443078
Ow, damn it Baki. Who let this guy drive. Well, it would take more than a simple car accident to keep me down.
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I want to shove my face into Lunas Ponut
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>>7443201
Fuck off Nymph
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>>7443155
Day 1
Things seem a bit normal
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Feels good to be on the active secret board desu
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>pick carry
>win win 100% chance
>pick another role
>loss
wow.
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>>7443261
Day 1 continued.
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>>7443267
I'm starting to believe there actually is a secret board
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>>7443273
F
This is my first time hosting my own custume round guys.
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>>7443277
that's because there is m8
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>be white
>shoot up a school
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>>7443326
>be a nigger
>rob a convenience store
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>>7443277
>falling for obvious bait
imagine being this stupid
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>>7443301
Night1
Counselors are getting killed. And love making ensues.
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>>7443408
Night1 countinued
Ghost stories anyone?
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>>7443431
Night1 continued
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>>7443438
Day2
Everyone gose on with their lives as if nothing happened the night before.
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>>7443438
Use FireShot
Sorry for no Honk. sleepy
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HE
WILL
NOT
DIVIDE
US
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>>7443477
HE
WILL
DIVIDE
YOUR
CHEEKS
AND
PENETRATE
YOU
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>>7443462
Day2 continued
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>>7443272
>play moba
>100% worthless member of society rate
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>>7443466
Our host seems to be on mobile
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>>7443512
Ding ding ding, you guest the answer, heres your (You)
>>7443499
Arena event. Things get spooky.
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>>7443272
Just play pope supreme and be both desu
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>>7443543
Arena event countinued
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>>7443543
Thank you! I'll be sure to cherish it forever!
>You are far more of a masochist than me, my friend. I'd sooner shoot myself than attempt setting all of this up on a mobile
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>>7443559
F
20 tributes, thats alot.
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>>7443647
F countinued.
I really should've thought this through before trying to make this on mobile.
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I miss ___.
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>>7443663
Night2
More death and sex.
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>>7443696
Night2 continued
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>>7443706
Feast time
Jason has leant a new move. Falcon Punch
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>>7443749
Feast time continued
This is where the Falcon punch sort of thing comes into play.
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oh my god
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>>7443766
Day 3
After a whole massacre of tributes. Some remaining counselors act as if more than half of their buddies were just slain. And they just go and play monopoly.
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>>7443809
F for respects.
Only 8 this time.
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>>7443679
my free time
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Where is that fucking pupper? I want to honk in her ears.
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Nyuu.
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>>7443828
Night 3
Nightmares and stalking acure.
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>>7443858
Day 4
So far, everyone gose for a swim.
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>>7443867
Forgot pic.
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>>7443878
No one is dead.
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>>7443898
Night 4
So far, Jason isnt killing anyone.
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>>7443843
>snaps your fucking neck
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>>7443919
Day 5
Too much peace, why is no one getting killed?
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>>7443946
Night 5
FINALLY, Someone is killed. Peace has been broken.
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>>7443937
N-Nyuu?
...
Nyuu nyuuuu!
>plays dead
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>>7443958
Day 6
And back to some more peace with some Monopoly, aka Jason's only weakness.
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>>7443975
Night 6
Now for some good old fashion sex.
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>>7443998
Day 7
Two counselors are drowned. Meanwhile everyone else gose for a jog in the woods.
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>>7443998
I do have to say, you have my respect for doing this.
>She puts up to fingers towards the host.
And, I don't hand out my respect willy nilly.
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>>7444023
Night 7
Jason kills for Mommy.
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>>7443974
Jesus, what is it with these fucking people and cats?
>He finishes his indistinct bottle of liquor and pulls our a revolver
I'm serious, I WILL make hats out of all of you!
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>>7444045
Thanks
>>7444052
Day 8
>Snap
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Never been more scared Tbh
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>>7444075
And the winner is............
>Bill Nye
Congratulations Bill, for surving the massacre at Camp Crystal Lake.
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>>7444060
>she takes off her hat and places it on your head triumphantly
Nyuu!
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>>7444104
Congratulations science guy!
Thank you for hosting and saving us from boredom!
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>>7444060
I double dog dare you.
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>>7444104
And now for the placements
So I mean, this Friday the 13th edition of HG wasnt a complete failiure. I learnt a valuable lesson today, in fact we all learned a very important lesson today. NEVER, NO MATTER WHAT CIRCUMSTANCE, EVER HOST A HG ROUND A FUCKING IPHONE!!!!
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>>7444139
But you stuck with it, kudos to you host.
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>>7444171
Yeah, bravo to me I guess. No matter what happened. I stuck with it. I guess that makes me a hero now right?
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>>7444193
Hero we need, not the one we deserve, et. cetera.
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>>7444193
Without a doubt you are the truest of all heros. You could get all the pussy you wanted right now if you went out and told people about what you did today.
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>>7444130
Cute, real fuckin' cute.
.He lets out a sigh before gesturing away with the revolver
Go on, scram. I guess you're just a kid following some other new aged trend. You just need some guidance is all.
>>7444130
>He sticks his head out in a mocking manner, just daring the cat person to hit him. Occasionally, he breaks away from this to take another swig from his bottle
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Singles stay
Dubs sleep
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>>7444228
I'm not going to hit you. That'd be entirely unladylike. Anyways, pass the bottle.
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>>7444193
>Live footage of Host trying to keep his shit together
>HG Friday the 13th edition. 2017.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wvumRVaWKsI
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>>7444274
Kek
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>>7444228
>she gives you a hug before starting to wander away aimlessly in the direction that you pointed with the gun
Nyuuuuu.
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>>7444193
>>7444139
You've done well soldire. You did what no other Host has done before, succesfully hoat and continue a HG thread made on a Iphone. You managed to pull through, no matter how dead the thread seemed, or how bad things looked. I salute you.
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>>7444261
Yeah yeah, here you go
>He passes her his bottle of indistinct liquor before grabbing another and lifting it up in a mock toast
Here's to us fuckups
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Do we have a Peridot ava?
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Host.
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>>7444330
>Mae also lifts up her bottle.
To our wives and girlfriends; may they never meet.
>Mae tilts her head back and guzzles the liquor.
>After a few seconds, she stops, flips the bottle around to hold the top, and smashes the bottom against the ground.
Strong. What was it?
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>>7444390
Ava
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FOR THE GAMES
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>>7444422
Checked.
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do not respond to Chicken Coop members
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So we ain't getting the sexts, huh?
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for narnia
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if get i host
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>>7444427
Septs and we all attempt to do what our Hero, Mobilenon (his new name) did and host HG rounds on Iphones.
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>>7444449
you suck
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>>7444443
off
by
one
:^(
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>>7444467
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>>7444438
I just checked the archives and apparently we did, a year ago.
Does anyone know what happened to her/who was avafagging her?
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At least /tlhg/ didnt get the get.
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>>7444493
ask kamina
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>>7444504
That was him? I thought he was Carrot.
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So now what?
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>>7444416
I don't even know, it all just kind of blends in after a while, you know?
>Clay tips his bottle back and downs it in a few gulps. After he finishes, he tosses it aside and grabs another.
You look pretty young, so here's a word of advice: don't bother with girlfriends, and stay the fuck away from wives. Romance just isn't worth it
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>>7444529
Yeah, I hear that. Once you kill your taste buds, everything tastes the same.
Anyways, I already got a girlfriend. She watches my back, I watch hers. Quid pro quo, or whatever. Dunno 'bout marriage, though. I don't even know if it's legal in Possum Springs
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>>7444514
That too.
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seth plz host
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>>7444486
>Pets the seibah
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dean plz host
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>>7444569
Ah, it's good to have friends like that. Living with them is a whole other story though.
>He lets out a cynical chuckle before taking another drink
She'll pop out a few dissappointing kids and you'll grow to hate eachother. Hell, you might not even the father. I'm still trying to find out who's bastard Shapey is. Or was it Blocky? Who cares... Anyway, seems odd that a town doesn't allow marriage. What kind of atheist hellhole do you come from?
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>>7444675
>quiet munching
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>>7444793
Oh, no, people get married all the time, and trust me, Possum Springs ain't atheist. That's kinda the problem, though. See, Jesusfreaks don't like it when two chicks are in love, y'know? Hence why marriage would probably never happen - the laws only allow for "one man one woman" crap.
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>>7444825
>Feeds you a cake.
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>>7444853
You commoners are surprisingly generous today....
>eats the cake.
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>no one asks me to pls host
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>>7444903
pls host
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>>7444833
Wait ... two chicks?
>He steps back and examines the catgirl, shock in his eyes. After a moment of this, he sits back down and grabs another drink
You know, I don't even care anymore. Animals don't have souls anyway, so it's not like you'll face any divine retribution for your sin.
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>>7444903
if you insist...
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>>7444930
...Don't tell me you thought I was a guy. Do I have to flash you the goods to prove it?
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Sleep honk
Or no sleep honk?
1:10
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>>7444974
No no, I believe you. I guess you can't really tell all that easily with cats, can you?
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>>7444917
>tfw can't for 8 hours
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>>7445014
Actually, yeah, you can. Anatomy, speech, mannerisms...I mean, for Chrissakes, my name is Mae. How many dudes do you know with the name "Mae"?
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>>7444883
>Gropes.
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>>7445044
You know, I guess I never did actually get your name. That probably would've cleared things up.
>He gets up and tries to offer his hand, but stumbles over. Not even bothering to get up, he reaches for his bottle and takes a drink while laying down
I'm Clay then. Clayton Middleinitial Puppington. It's been a pleasure
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Good night everyone.
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>>7445192
goodnight anon
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>>7445206
mori mori mori mo cho radioooo
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>>7445229
>that feel when you dont mean to link a post but do
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>>7445244
good job idiot
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>>7445249
F-fuck you i'm not a cirno
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>>7445259
you're still dumb
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>>7445091
>Mae stares at Clay on the ground with a mixture of awe and pity.
...Clay. Right. Name's Mae Borowski.
Anyways, I think you passed out last night before we were done talking, so I'm gonna ask again: you said you got a family, right?
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>>7445264
Words hurt, anon...
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>>7445259
You wouldn't deserve to be me.
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>>7445278
wuss
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>>7445302
A-anon, I won't tolerate this kind of abuse, I'm breaking up with you!
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>>7445310
I was joking bb please don't leave me
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>>7445333
It's too late for that anon, you had your chance!
I'm leaving you!
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>>7445274
>>7445274
>Still laying down, Clay takes another drink from his latest bottle as he stares into the sky
Not really all that much to say. My parents are dead, my wife's a cheating whore, and my kids are all failures. My oldest especially, Orel. Little bitch even let himself get shot by me once, ha!
>Clay
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>>7445354
but I got trips
think of the children
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>>7445369
Anon... I Have a confession about that
They're not yours...
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