New HG Thread
>>7445363 (Clay)
So, what you're telling me is that you shot your own kid. That's somewhat terrifying and very sadistic.
>>7445391
nice going furry you scared everybody away
How can we bring HG back to life?
>>7445391
It was his fault though! Evidently all of the times I beat him weren't getting through, so he needed that extra push to help him learn. Pain is just nature's spankings after all.
>He takes another long drink before slowly sitting back up
What about you, what's your story?
>>7445374
>>7445537
Rides in bowls.
>>7445561
Cute
>>7445537
By keeping to a busy schedule
>>7445583
You just have to be careful or you might tip ov-
>
>>7445537
By calling for an entry to see how many lurkers come out.
First 24 btw.
>>7445609
Cirno
>>7445609
Clay Puppington
>>7445609
Yotsuba
>>7445606
>trips over
>>7445609
Vice President Pence
>>7445609
Smugumin
>>7445609
Chibikko
>>7445609
Maa
>>7445609
AVGN
>>7445609
Nyuu
>>7445624
here you go
>>7445609
Kazuma
>>7445609
Edge Fencer
>>7445609
Bubbles
>>7445609
CC
>>7445609
Yukako Yamagishi
>>7445609
Sand King.
>>7445609
Nazi Loli Death Squad
>>7445609
Torpedo tits
>>7445609
James Storm
>>7445609
Killer Mike
>>7445609
Misuzu
>>7445609
KazaaakplethKilik
>>7445609
Russian Demon
>>7445609
Succ
>>7445609
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>7445609
Prodigy
>>7445609
FRANK FUCKING HORRIGAN OF THE UNITED STATES SECRET SERVICE
>>7445624
What did I just tell you!?
>>7445609
Ice Cube
>>7445609
The ghost of Seth's wife.
>>7445682
I'd give "her" the succ alright.
And the satanic trips is for: >>7445666
>>7445609
Sliver Queen
Might do another after this, i dunno. No swaps.
Did anyone manage to make Jude's sim work?
>>7445549
My story? Well, Mom's a Jesusfreak, Dad's AWOL, I dropped out of college because it sucked, and now I just live each day in a constant state of apathy and despair.
Overall, pretty good.
>>7445609
Mae Borowski
Go forth and kill.
>>7445734
Nope. Still crashes when I open it.
>>7445727
>Yotsuba runs out of the door before everyone else
Catch me if you can!
>>7445638
hmmm.....
>>7445745
GRAWGH!! KILL HUMAN!!
>>7445727
Your king is alive!
>>7445698
I know I'm a goof
>>7445745
Already..
>>7445757
MY EYEBROWS?!
>>7445776
Why did you send this to me? Who ever you are, you know that I'll not even get a scratch, that's how amazing I am
>>7445776
I bet Jumbo sent me these band-aids.
>>7445745
Nyuu?
>>7445780
I don't know, Jude seems legitimately confused as to why no one's using his sim, but it could be an act.
>>7445798
You're already in so much suffering, I couldn't make it any worse
>>7445774
hold still
>>7445815
Stop this. Leave those eyebrows alone.
Which avafags do you miss?
>>7445776
>>7445636
Do not mourn the deaths of these creatures. All will turn to sand, mage.
>>7445657
My carapace, formed by magic of ancient Djinni. I am king at is the divine right from your god, that made me.
>>7445823
You must run faster if you wish to escape your enemies. Make haste!
>>7445823
No one will ever find me here.
>>7445823
>*hisses loudly*
MORE HUNT.
>>7445835
Is this Russian Cirno or Cirno?
>>7445833
super kami guru
>>7445833
Junko and Hoshi. Seriously.
>>7445849
There's only one me, and that's me.
>>7445833
Matoi
>>7445815
Please stop this...
>>7445852
>>7445859
Now you're confusing me.
>>7445859
so Russian Cirno. got it,
>>7445891
Then maybe you should pay more attention to me, that should help
>>7445894
But I don't even know what Russia is
>>7445868
kys dean
>>7445890
A caustic blow!
>>7445894
wait, there's a russian Cirno?
Unrelated sidenote, Russian Rohan is great just because I had some nice bantz with him as Luntik. I definitely welcome our /brg/ refugees
>>7445890
I think that guy has a weird name. Don't you think?
>>7445911
M-Misuzu! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE! It hurts and I'm scared!
>>7445971
>>7445938
The amount of water here is too high!
>>7445993
o shit, forgot the feast.
>>7446000
By the Djinn of Qaldin I will send you down to nothing!
>>7445868
I know who you are. I know what you want. If you are looking for your waifu, I can tell you I don't have her. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let matoi go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not shitpost you, I will not shitpost you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I find you, and I ruin her until you kill yourself.
>>7446039
So this was the source of all that water. Perhaps I will find a rune here.
Done.
I'll call for a 36 in an hour if nothing's still happening.
>>7446077
Conflarbulations and thank you for the fun!
>>7446090
>thanks for hosting mate
>>7446031
I don't care what you do to dean, but don't you fucking dare ruin her. You'll be signing your own death warrant. Mark my fucking words, boy
>>7446077
>>7446066
They were fools in thinking they could defeat the desert. With this victory I shall claim this wet arena as part of my kingdom!
>Thanks, sad that barely anyone posted but it happens.
>>7446153
I want to have more fun.
>>7446090
Nyuu.
>>7446119
I will become the next booker if I have to, and no-one will stop me, not even a literal who like you
>>7446202
But I wanna run around some more!
>>7446180
Unless your name is Riki or Slark, you will not have fun by lurking in the shadows. Be proactive.
>>7446213
Good kids know how to keep themselves occupied while waiting for something.
>>7446238
>>7446219
>Yotsuba begins digging through a box
>>7446265
Hm? What lies within it child?
>>7446198
This is your one and only warning. Cease now or you'll pay the consequences. No amount shitposting will ever save you.
>>7446286
>pulls out a (water) gun and points it at the...thing
>she pulls the trigger and squirts water at you
>>7446288
Oh no, you're scarring me. No really. Just do me a favor and fuck off. No threats will stop me.
Prepare for the shitstorms deancuck.
IS
THIS
A
MOTHERFUCKING
JOJO
REFERENCE?!
>>7446364
No.
>>7446364
Why has this turned into a meme lately? The whole JoJo reference, I don't get it.
>>7446397
it was the work of an enemy stand
>>7446397
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure has always been kinda popular, but after the anime was released it , the amount of people spouting Jojo memes was insane.
''Is that a Jojo reference'' is a meme mocking the fact Jojo fans think a lot of other works are referencing Jojo
>>7446397
Because everyone likes to spout jojo memes or thinks they're fringe for liking jojo. Plus most of the jokes really aren't that funny, just repeating a line someone in the series said.
It's gotten reaaally old.
>>7446397
Jojo is based on references (just like 2hu).
Combine that with an autistic fanbase.
>>7446487
>based on references
what
>>7446563
JoJo is based off of Musical references. Nearly all the the stands, and characters are named after bands, songs, and albums.
JoJo is as bad as Naruto.
>>7446629
Your english is terrible.
What you're trying to say is that Jojo has music references.
>mfw alma elma made herself an OC stand back on /hga/
Fuck, that kid was a good lulcow
>>7446722
Almo Eleblama?
>>7446666
'scuz me, I worded that wrong. JoJo is one big musical reference.
>>7446775
no, you're still wrong
Jojo itself is not a reference to music, it just has references of music in itself
>>7446722
>lulcow
Is that your favorite word, anon?
a
b
Stop talking about Jojo or Vino will come back.
Test
Someone fuck my wife
>>7447013
Rachnera? Can doooo
>>7446970
What if I want Vino to come back?
Is this post a JoJo reference?
>>7447032
You don't.
>>7447017
... Who?
>>7447047
The spider girl
>>7447042
But I do.
>>7446722
The fuck are you talking about?
>>7447062
Newfag
>>7447059
>wanting that thin-skinned freeloader back
>>7447054
Who?
>>7447062
Cringey dude back on 8.
Unironically gave his alma elma avatar a custom stand and went around trying to rape people with it.
>>7447108
The one with tits
>>7447117
Was it shadow alma?
>>7447089
He was a thin skinned mongoloid that didn't host, but when he was actually being IC he was incredibly fun to interact with. And using the term freeloader is a little empty when only a handful of people actually host.
>>7447119
Oh... The one with tits... Yeah sure.
>>7447134
I'll host later :^]
>>7447129
Kek, I forgot about the damn shadow avatars people did.
I forgot what he called it but I remember him making a big deal about Alma Elma's new stand. It was something separate from the shadow things.
>>7447156
Can I havecan go at her
>>7447190
Alma always tried to god mod
>>7447200
>I CAN'T DIE
>>7447233
Exactly. Whenever there was a rp fight she puller shit from he ass to come on top but atleast it was entertaining to watch
solar wind jammer
>>7447259
>SCARED KITTEN NOISES
>>7447297
>>7447156
Oi pick me up something at woolies will ya?
Im new to this Hg thingy, is panty taken?
>>7447351
Nah.
>>7447297
>tfw want to pick up the gray headed kitter
>>7447360
Because it's an interesting character that you want to explore or because it's pictures of cute anime to cj with?
>>7447372
I read the Manga awhile back, Shit was my favorite out of the batch. Plus I need a new ava since all my current character have got stale
>>7447360
You better work on your drawing then.
>>7447405
>Shi
>>7447406
I probably won't since people get salty af when people pick up a character for a possible CJ.
>>7447410
Shii is a top cute faggot
>>7447410
You were right the first time, friendo.
Some still must have some screenshots of Alma's cringe.
saturday night of the dead.
>>7447431
I know she is, she is my favorite. I wouldn't mind picking her up but I gotten several source to finish reading and watching before I spend time building a folder. I would love to fag her in the near future though.
>>7447436
I will fucking murder you.
I ain't going to lie... I thought of about rping to myself. Cringe as it may be, I just think about it from time to time.
Just wanted to say that, since that has been on my mine.
>>7447481
> samefagging 6 avas at the same time
git gud
>>7447481
On your mine? Got any gold?
>>7447481
>Mine
Fuck
>Caring about what some morons who don't rp or are OOC think about you
Just fucking CJ for all I care. All I ask is that you host from time to time.
>>7447481
RPing with yourself is called "writing stories" and if it's based on previously established characters it's called "fan fiction".
>>7447511
Tell you what, I'll host two games when I get back home within the next hour or so.
>>7447514
Yeah, yeah. It's just been on my mind really. I think to myself as someone with no good writing capabilities. Since, I don't think i'll be able to make good stories.
>>7447526
That'd be cool of you, mayne.
>>7447511
My life is empty so maybe I should host.
>>7447526
Your drawings are top tier.
>>7447532
The wielder holds the pen.
>>7447532
Yeah, your writing is shit based on just these two posts.
That said, I wouldn't samefag RP in the threads. That's just asking to get shitposted and memed, you know how these animals are.
>>7447567
And yet people still bow to asuka
>>7447579
Nobody with a sane mind bows to her.
>>7447456
Just a little.
Kek, my fucking captcha is "Alamo Retorno".
>>7447593
Well they do famalam
First 36.
>>7447607
Good luck then. Read a lot (not 4chan) and write a lot and you'll do fine. English is a bitch.
>>7447596
THE ALMA WILL RISE AGAIN
>>7447596
I remember when he told us he was still a virgin.
>>7447618
C.C.
>>7447618
Tiny snek
>>7447623
Something tells me he still is.
>>7447618
Sora
>>7447618
Re-L
>>7447606
When the majority of posts posted at her is hate, it's not bowing down.
>>7447618
Chum Lee
>>7447618
KazaaakplethKilik
>>7447618
Space Dandy
>>7447618
Edge Fencer
>>7447621
>I'll take heed on that advice.
>>7447618
Vore
>>7447618
Sidney Crosby
>>7447618
Blue Elephant
>>7447618
Rin Hoshizora
>>7447618
>>7445644
>>7447618
Akatosh
>>7447618
Eggman-kun
>>7447618
Girl with an energy blade
>>7447618
James Storm
>>7447618
THE MIGHTY SOPHISTO-SAMA
>>7447618
Yukako Yamagishi
>>7447618
Avenger
>>7447618
Merlina
>>7447618
Setsuna
>>7447618
Specter deflector
>>7447660
BLESSINGS OF THE NINE DIVINES BE UPON US, FOR AKATOSH LOVES US
AYE, LOVE, LOVESSS US.
>>7447618
Bubbles
>>7447618
Midway
>>7447618
Ursula-sensei
>>7447618
JustinRPG
>>7447618
Fumi Kanno
>>7447618
Finding Negro
>>7447481
And what are you doing standing there like an idiot? Don't just waste your time hesitating and DO IT! A life without regret is a good life, right Dandy?
>>7447702
Show your vagina
>>7447618
Utada Hikaru's husband
>>7447711
That's my boy Dandy! Y'all hear it from the space cowboy, the man, the legend!
>>7447618
Nrvnqsr Chaos
>>7447618
Puking Goose
>>7447712
You're thinking of Christopher Chandler, anon. Justin is cringe, but not that kind of cringe. I bet he even keeps his room clean.
>>7447618
Baku the Gambler
>>7447711
>>7447717
Look at that imbecile talking to himself without cares in the world, how can one get so pathetic? Ugh....
>>7447481
>I'll probably end up doing it in that /hga/ game desu.
>>7447739
Now now, don't be so mean Kamiki-san! Dandy is just trying to..uh... to be motivational! Isn't that right Mr. Dandy?
>>7447618
Sherlock Holmes
>>7447717
>Setsuna waves at the space man from a distance.
Hi Dandy.
>>7447481
Just PM a couple of friends and circlejerk for a few threads, ignoring anyone who isn't in it. It isn't rocket science.
>>7447618
Comrade Soviet
>>7447618
Mae Borowski
>>7447756
Evening comrade. Been a while.
>>7447749
Nobody with more than 4 fingers of forehead would listen to that idiot, let alone take his worthless "motivational" advice.
>>7447481
So yeah, don't listen to the Space Dumbass.
We start in 2 minutes.
>>7447770
Oh, hi Soviet. It has been. How are you doing?
>>7447781
I'm ready to go.
>>7447781
Huh. Made it, somehow. Well, let's dance.
>>7447749
Wha? Oh yeah yeah I totally gave this guy some words he'll never forget!
>>7447756
>
My eye of foresight is telling me there's a cute archer in the vicinity!
>>7447781
Goodluck CC my love
>>7447781
This time I'm not gonna lose!
>>7447781
Anchovy a best
>>7447781
Let's go!
>>7447790
Here! Over here!
>She's waving both her arms in the air behind him.
>>7447802
Off my what?
>>7447802
How'd that feel? Felt pretty damn good to me.
>>7447781
Let's get to it. I hope I haven't lost my alertness.
>>7447787
Great, world is beginning a new era. Few weeks ago trained with some of the Philippine Army guys in their home country. Been very busy lately. How about you my comrade? Treating your husband with respect?
>>7447802
Hey, I always wanted to use one of the-
>*BOOM*
...
>He sets it back down gently
Maybe I should learn to use it another time...
>>7447802
>>7447824
You always remind me of an avafag we had who played Gumball. I miss that little shit.
>>7447802
Alright this is the plan, the red guy with the gun will be the bait while I escape with the big-chested babe in the chinese dress!
>But then they all died.
>>7447823
>rushes at the speed of fast, stopping right next to Setsuna
Can you believe I got taken down of the arena just as you came? I'm telling you, the cosmos wants us to be together!
>>7447838
This guy's pretty tough... But I can take him!
>>7447823
How thin is your skin?
>>7447853
I am afraid is too late. She already has a man to call her own. May I offer you some vodka to ease your pain?
>>7447792
I could've sworn, I had lost my Geass a few hundred years ago...
>>7447838
Pray harder, Mantis...
>>7447838
>>7447831
That's good to hear. Yes, I've been treating him well. He's out on missions a lot, but so am I, so it's okay.
>>7447838
Thank you! I like your hat.
>>7447853
Th-The cosmos? Why would they want that? We're small. They have bigger things to worry about.
>>7447865
You should have let me cook. This feels funny.
>>7447865
>her
YOU MISTAKE ME FOR A FEMALE, HUMAN! GRAAAAAAAWR!
>>7447865
>Sora holds the pillow of [preferred ship partner] tightly as he sleeps
Discord was a mistake.
>>7447865
>>7447865
Thank you, Pizza Hut for another Cheese-kun.
>>7447886
Whatever happens... I'll be ready!
>>7447873
I can understand. I have had to be sent into some areas of the motherland because kebabs keeps being a pain in ass.
>>7447861
You're the worst bait ever! You not only killed nobody but failed to help us escape dammit! And the hell you're talking about? We already had our great time in my spaceship.
>>7447838
Ka-boom.
>>7447852
>I've heard of Gumball in passing mention, but I know nothing about him. I assume he was a good guy since you miss him.
>>7447865
>>7447873
You don't need to be a master chef to cook burgers, y'know.
Or, I guess, undercook. Bon appetite.
I wish TND would stop kissing Shego with tongue.
I look away for one fucking second and somebody hosts.
>>7447873
It doesn't matter if we're little dots in this ball of dirt, Dandy's ambitions are as big as the entirety of ceation, baby.
>>7447886
>>7447886
Tch... just a leg? I'll have to stack two mines on top of each other next time...
I'll double stuff it...
TND - O-Oh. Owain why do you have to make me feel insecure ;-;
>>7447905
I wish TND would grow some thicker skin.
>>7447899
What's a kebab?
>>7447919
W-Wow. That's really big.
>>7447921
>her
I AM INSULTED GRAAAAAAAAAAGH
>>7447921
This is my crow. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
>>7447921
I knew it was a bad idea to chop onions here!
>>7447921
Those are some goofy looking glasses. Do you really need that much glass to read the little text on your lewd magazines?
>>7447937
For you.
>>7447913
I'll host two games when I get home
>>7447901
He used to host and his games where something else.
>>7447921
>>7447940
Do I look like I know how to identify the sex of a mantid creature?
People are actually copypasting what I post here to HG. kek.
Waves to HG
>>7447900
I...beg your pardon comrade? I don't understand what is happening.
>>7447937
Muslim terrorists. One of the biggest threats to Mother Russia.
>>7447959
It's just the irrelevant OOCfags with nothing better to do.
>>7447958
Poop...
>>7447956
>mostly default
>best event was: (Player1) sharpens a stick and inserts it into (his/her1) anus.
yup, something else.
>>7447958
>>7447958
I'm not really hungry right now, but you guys go ahead and have fun!
>>7447968
waves back
Cute flamehead. - TND
>>7447958
Always assume male.
>>7447979
>The fireball hits it's mark
Ha! I got him this time!
My skin is thinner than butterfly wings. - TND
>>7447969
Oh. I never heard of them.
>>7447979
>>7447937
Right? And ya boi Dandy surfs it like the tallest of hawaiian waves. Too bad I'm a bit short in gasoline...
>>7447969
Me and Setsuna alone in my awesome spaceship. What do you think it happened ya dumbass? That's right, I scored big with her.
>>7448000
I thought we established that he didn't have skin at all?
>>7447956
>Something else, huh? Wish I was there for them. Sounds fun.
>>7447975
>Orrrr maybe not.
>>7447979
Congratulations, you now know how it feels to be killed by a bear trap.
You're super thick already. - TND to a pedophile.
>>7448000
That bitch! She copied my quote!
>>7448000
So is your sense of originally.
>>7448010
Hey there. What's up?
>>7448010
Hmm... I wonder who's making all these ""anonymous"" posts...
>>7448036
Got nine lives, assclown. That only used up, like, four of them.
>>7448036
>>7448050
Then I'll just take the rest next time! Man, I'm off my magic game today...
>>7448012
That's pretty tall. But um... Where do you get gasoline? What's that do?
>>7448006
Forget it. Oh, my kid said that if you get kids of your own she will take care of them like an older sister. Might help you two out when you have a mission and can't bring kids with you.
>>7448012
I am not joking comrade. You try that, her husband might hunt you down, and I doubt you would get too far, unless you are as charismatic as Rasputin.
>>7448036
There is our winner! Congratulations.
>>7448075
Since you guys wrapped this up so quick, I might host again later.
>>7448082
>they stopped
Aww.
>>7448075
Is that legal? I don't think that guy even entered the game...
>>7448084
Well, second... Next time I'll definitely take first! Thanks for hosting!
>>7448058
Well, YOU didn't, but some other dickweed did.
...I still blame you for me losing, though.
>>7448082
Congrats.
>>7448084
Thanks.
>>7448068
Oh, that's really sweet of her. I will keep that in mind if we ever have a kid. Tell her I appreciate that a lot.
>>7448084
Good work, it must have been a huge strain on you to bring this to us.
>>7448084
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>7448102
What? How? ...Well, I did get you with that fireball, actually.
>>7448099
I wouldn't allow it, but we can't find him to stop him so maybe I should just start considering it some kind of natural phenomena.
>>7448109
Not at all, so I wish people would stop thanking me so much.
>>7448059
Well it's not really gasoline as you might know it, warp drives needs something like...
>and Dandy gives brief explanation about what kind energy is used ot make FTL travel possible.
>This probably confuses Setsuna even more.
>>7448068
Can't you see the archer is all over me? It's been like months and I'm totally fine, dude. Go mind your own business.
Daily reminder that C.C. a cute.
>>7448120
Exactamundo. I probably coulda won if you didn't decide to abuse animals. What's your excuse for that?
>>7448084
That's one fast game. Thanks a lot, baby.
>>7448128
Does he live in there or something?
>>7448142
Because I wanted to win. You did too, right? And no one enters the arena unless they're good fighters, so I have to go all out!
>>7448136
>Rather than responding, Setsuna slowly sits down on the ground, burying her face in her hands.
I don't get it...
>>7448105
I did a good job raising Lisa. Also I will not respond to anything if they starts speaking Russian or support Soviet ideals. Is not my fault it ended up like that.
>>7448136
Ok comrade, but if she turns you down hard. Don't come crying to me.
>>7448128
I commented on the quality your work, I did not express gratitude for it.
I was going to, but I'm glad you let me know how you felt about it.
>>7448197
Nice cap, Kamina.
>>7448170
Actually, there's a lot of people here who couldn't fight their way out of a paper bad. Exhibit A: the six I murdered.
>>7448215
>bad
>*bag
>>7448218
TND is Yukine?
Have a good day HG.
>>7448230
yes
>>7448170
Nah, I'm pretty sure he's been going home every other week or so, but somehow we can't keep him from getting back in either. Better luck avoiding him next time.
>>7448198
It's really not that great, but maybe whatever is good about it can be attributed to the long period has developed in. Still I hear that I only have about half or less as many events as other people suggest.
>>7448186
>Pat pat on her shoulder
Well that's fine, I don't really get the details myself so I'm probably missing a lot. Let's say it's uh...very advanced tech! C'mon, get up.
>>7448193
No one needs your shoulder to cry on, dumbass.
>>7448215
Maybe they were just having a bad day and couldn't fight as well as they could?
>>7448237
Man... Alright. I can deal with that.
>>7448237
Well then... you should get to work on adding some.
>>7448240
That wasn't what I meant... So how does your little spaceship run? And how could I get the Motherland to make her own?
>>7448256
Good, see you next time.
>>7448258
I'm all dried up, so I'd have to find some inspiration first. Well, I'll be seeing you.
>>7448251
>I thought that last line said "I-I do not disappoint my parents" and I laughed.
>>7448256
Actually, no, they suck all the time.
>>7448251
>Your Rikka a adorable
What did this mean
>>7448460
>No I didn't. No I wouldn't. My guess is that they meant Rika
>>7448460
NO
I WON'T LET IT HAPPEN
>>7448460
Nah. That Lucas dude just probably lurks in this place
Still need me to host?