Hunger Games Thread
>>7392975
I have fangs and I drink blood! Stop telling me I am human! I hate humans! Except Sakuya.
>>7392960 (Flandre)
Why wouldn't I be having a good day? I'm America, dude. Almost every day is a good day.
...Flandre, right? Howdy. I'm hoping you're having a good day, especially since you're talking to the United States!
So dead.
Nobody I like to talk to around.
I don't feel like having a conversation that seems like it's going in circles.
>>7392987
Of course I am having a good day, but this little midget thing is telling me I am human! I am so angry! I think I talked to England sometime ago. Like 2 months ago or so. I don't come here often he he..
>She scratches her head in confusion.
>>7393007
Then go, no one is stopping you from leaving.
toot
>>7392982
Just because you're not human doesn't mean you're not a person. My Guardian Beast, Sugar's a fairy, and she's a person!
Remember to tip your local mechanic after he does a bang-up job on your car.
>>7393030
Oh. Now that you say this it does make sense. Sorry I freaked out.
>Blushes and tilts head away from you.
>>7393024
Oh look, one of the 800 2hu characters is trying to tell me what to do.
I fucking hate 2hu.
>>7393040
I'll give you a tip alright. Meet me @ERP in 5.
>>7393024
She is? Well, if you know she's not telling the truth, then why are you listening to her?
>America laughs, crossing his arms. A dangerous move considering who he's talking to.
Time passes by quickly. It's good to see you again, even if we haven't exactly "met" yet... Was England as grouchy as ever?
>>7393040
ONE MILLION DOLLARS.
HOW'S THAT FOR A TIP?
>>7393045
Um...why?
>>7393049
Nice joke wise guy. Now you can either get serious or get outta my face.
>>7393043
Well you say that you have no one to talk to on here and you are super bored basically, that is why the best thing would be to leave and play some games. Oh and there are actually about 150-200 canon characters, not 800. Oh and it is just your opinion Solid Snake.
>>7393049
Oh not really. England was actually pretty kind to me and offered tea. I liked the tea he offered. And I've solved everything with the mechanic, I just didn't understand that person is not human.
>Shrugs and looks elsewhere.
>>7393064
>bullies
>>7393070
Oh, so you're not 2hu 800 then, you're 2hu 187.
I got you.
>>7393042
Nono, it's fine! Not everyone thinks the same way as me, after all! And humans have done some bad stuff in the past...but a lot of us are good, too!
>>7393064
>Alfred pulls out a million dollars (in a briefcase, obviously) and sets it on the table.
Go big or go home. This is the tip of a lifetime, and you're seeing magic happen.
>>7393070
He offered tea? He IS a gentleman, after all, so I guess it's in his nature to. Mechanic-- Wait, not that one. I don't know, it sounds like a misunderstanding to me.
...Sounds to me you took it pretty personally. Are you alright? I don't want anyone to be sad, now.
>>7393085
I-If you continue doin' this then I-I'll clobber you!
>>7393087
Yep. And how are you by the way?
>>7393091
True. I like the taste of human blood. The type O blood tastes very sweet!
>>7393102
Oh I am more than alright. I am now confused myself. I am just happy to be able to talk to you all again!
>Tilts head and giggles.
>>7393102
>Souda takes the money Alfred hands him and books it
Miss. Sonia's sure to love me once she sees how much I can rake in!
>>7393043
Aww, I hate you too, cabbage-kun
>>7393118
I-I...uuuh...don't know about the types and stuff. Or the tastes. Oh! I'm Pratty, a Craftknight!
>Pratty smiles, and offers a hand out.
>>7393118
This is some really deep RP, I feel so excited to reply.
>>7393124
Neck yourself.
>>7393130
Maybe later. What's got you so moody?
>>7393118
I, uh...
>Alfred laughs, trying to not show how spooked he is.
It's pretty cool seeing you here again, too! I bet England would be thrilled to find out you were here again - he WAS part of the welcoming party, after all.
>>7393121
>Alfred just wipes a tear from his eye, being glad he tipped such a trustworthy mechanic.
All for him to change a tire. One million dollars, baby. I'm going to visit here more often if it makes his day.
Can he handle it, though?
>>7393128
Pratty? That is a nice name. We will get along really well!
>Shakes hand with excitement.
>>7393130
If you don't want to reply, there is no need to. Seriously, go do something more fun.
>>7393144
Whooa, strong grip! So what's your name?
TRUMP IS BUILDING THE WALL
I'm so fucking bored.
>>7393160
Host a game for me then.
>>7393107
>bullies harder
>>7393140
>Looks at you with confusion.
He was? I didn't know that.
>>7393149
My full name is Flandre Scarlet! But you can call me Flan if you want!
>mfw no one figured out my secret alt last weekend
>>7393165
>hosting
Good one.
>>7393169
Weelll...do you have a preference?
>>7393175
Thanks for enjoying my joke. I like you already.
>>7393169
Yeah, he was one of the first people that talked to you... Wasn't he? Like I said - he was part of the welcoming party.
You're a good jokester! You could be a comedian if you wanted to!
>>7393175
Well, you could just insult us if you're that bored Adachi
>>7393185
That joke was flatter than... God damn it!
NGW?
>>7393181
Flan! Flan would be great!
>>7393192
Oh that's right... He was one of the first people to talk to me.. How did you know..?
>Suspiciously looks at you.
>>7393197
When Adachi gets dubs
>>7393200
Alright, then, Flan! So, uh...do vampires have to drink blood, or is it just a like?
>>7393200
I--
>It was at this very moment that Alfred F. Jones the American Hero knew he fucked up.
I... He told me! That particular day, he told me all about what he did! He's too kind, seriously.
>>7393202
hurr hurr hurr
>>7393214
you can do it dachiman
>>7393195
Let me guess. Flatter t-than you?
>>7393210
It's a like. It just tastes sooooo good!
>>7393212
Oh...
>She took her time to think, looking at you from different angles.
Well that is alright I guess! Thank you for explaining!
>>7393243
I am going to kill you one game...
>>7393245
>Alfred sighs, being glad that he didn't anger her. If there's one thing he's glad for, it's him being able to get out of trouble.
You're welcome, Flandre. Thank you for taking it so lightly, you're a good gal.
I'm afraid I'm going to have to go to bed for tonight since it's late, but have a good time here, okay? Play nice with the mechanic. Good night!
>>7393249
And tell me, do see a game around?
>>7393268
>Smiles.
Goodnight America. I wish you good dreams!
>>7393273
Fine! I'll just add you to the hit list!
>puts you in above Adachi
>>7393293
>Odin damn it!
>>7393245
Wow. That's...kinda scary to think of, honestly. Do you know why it is?
>>7393293
Good luck killing me when I'm barely around. Oh and before I forget, it's time for my daily beauty nap. Stay angry you little ironing board.
>>7393302
Well.. Why is cake so tasty? Why does sugar taste sweet? It's kind of like asking the same question. For us vampires blood just tastes delicious. That's just how we are made I guess. Speaking of cake, I love chocolate cake!
>>7393302
Because blood is to vampires, what food is to humans
>not flandre, just felt like postin an img for them
>>7393304
>launches an arrow at you
>it misses
Damn it! I'll get you next time!
>>7393314
Already have this one, named Red.jpg. Thank you though kind anon!
>>7393325
Have fun practicing. Buhbye.
>>7393314
But she said it was just a "like"....
>>7393313
My blood's never tasted good to me, at least. I guess it's just not really worth reading in to too much, huh?
Hehe...I think it's been years since I had a cake, actually. I could really go for one now, too...aaaagh!
Another one bad day my friends...
>>7393327
Was worth a try
>>7393336
Cake is really good and I suggest you go get one right now! Oh and no need to read in on this blood topic, you will just grow more confused.
>>7393342
What happened?
>>7393349
2 days with a headache. But today I am feeling better then previous.
>>7393342
Is something wrong?
>>7393349
Aw, man...I haven't eaten all day, either...I don't even know any bakers!
>>7393355
Ouch. You got some pills against that or something?
>>7393342
Another one bad day? Was there ever a two bad day?
>>7393364
Come on! Go get some food! I don't want to sit here worrying that the person I am talking to is not eating properly!
>>7393373
안녕하세요
>>7393375
But I just...don't know where to get any? This place is kinda weird.
>>7393385
Excuse me?
>>7393387
Aww.. Well I hope you get better soon then.
>>7393382
>ywn be surrounded by loli wendigos
>ywn have them try to adorably steal your food
Just... Just leave the grenade n go senpai. I have no reason to live now
>>7393385
>>7393385
And a ching chong nip nop morning to you, young lady
>>7393390
W-Want some pocky?!
>She gets all red and hot.
>>7393390
>>7393401
Good morning!
>>7393406
Don't be rude!
>>7393407
Huh? What's a pocky? W-what's wrong?
>>7393414
>Extended period of visible lack of comprehension
...OH! Well, why did you say that in the first place? Good morning!
>>7393422
P-Please take my pocky.. I-It's a candy with strawberry g-glazing..
>Boiling red.
>>7393422
>>7393429
>>7393429
Strawberry? Alrighty, sure!
>>7393452
>She blushes, watching you eat the pocky she gave you. Slowly and gently gasping out of pleasure.
D-Do you like t-the pocky I gave you?..
>>7393437
>posting that spic looking hoto
>not posting the Kermit one
>>7393472
Yeah, sure I did!
...Uuuh. You're acting kinda weird.
>>7393475
If there's a Kermit meme then I want in
Just fuck already
>>7393482
>She jumps up a little in shock.
Oh! Oh no! Was I acting weird again?! I am greatly sorry! I will try not doing this again..
>Looks down in shame.
>>7393496
Well...a little? But it's fine, I was just worried if you had a fever or something!
>>7393492
>>7393514
Oh no no! I was just getting horny because of your actions!
>She widens her eyes.
Did I say that out loud?!
>>7393531
>ERPing loli
I summon Kamina
>>7393531
Extremely...
>>7393534
>implying that isn't Kamina
Who else would erp a loli?
NOOT NOOT
>>7393541
one of the slavs
>tfw when HG thread dying as well as you irl
>>7393541
Kamina doesn't ERP as lolis, he only fuckd them
>>7393544
>>7393541
Rohan would. *wink wink*
>>7393535
I am sorry if that startled you... I am gonna go into hiding.. I am not ready for this..
>>7393547
Same anon, same.
>>7393552
H O N K H O N K
>>7393547
rip in peace anon
>>7393547
You're dyeing irl? From what?
>>7393531
...What?
>>7393560
crippling depression
>>7393560
*dying
>>7393557
Joke's on you! Penguins throwing dynamite at me is my top fetish!
>>7393561
Sorry, I must hide now. Bye Pratty!
>>7393562
That's... Not fatal
>>7393569
>noots in japanese
>>7393570
Uhm. If you say so. Bye, Flan!
...Man. This makes like two, maybe three.
>>7393577
>thumbs up in Ukranian
And here we can see Hoshi's powerpoint in class.
Just look at all that cringe!
>>7393557
>HONK
>>7393552
Stop it.
>>7393558
>R.I.P
>rest in peace
>double peace
thank you anon
>>7393560
Headache...Just a headache, but it hurts so much.
I'm not attentionwhore. Rly.
>>7393600
>deal with it
>>7393603
Sorry to hear that, honking Chen
>>7393603
Everyone gib succ
>>7393611
How bout you gieb succ?
>>7393600
>>7393611
>gib succ in Swedish
>>7393611
NUT NUT
>>7393609
>>7393610
>NOT HONK
I want to fuck pingu
>>7393611
>Steals hat.
>>7393624
H O O N K
O
O
N
K
>>7393624
>then may the zone take you!
>>7393633
>DUBS HONK
Very good.
>>7393640
Fuck off, /brg/.
>>7393641
honk honk
>>7393611
>Sticks dick in mouth
no u
Looks like we may need a host. Are you guys interested at all?
>>7393600
Is that actually his?
>>7393646
>>7393656
Really?
... Ofcourse it is!
>>7393655
noot noot
Dear /trash/
I'm gay.
Goodbye, dear /trash/.
>>7393650
Honk!
>>7393657
H O N K
>>7393664
I'm not sure what that means, but one won't hurt you guys.
Present 24 tributes to me.
>>7393664
No Satan trips for you, my child.
>>7393662
Nay, my child. That is not really his.
Unless I roll dubs...
>>7393674
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>7393674
Top Honk
>>7393674
Rohan Kishibe.
Back again.
>>7393674
NOOT NOOT
>>7393674
Cirno
>>7393674
Sonoshee McLaren
>>7393674
Ukrainian Kamina
>>7393674
Pratty
>>7393674
Ririchiyo
>>7393674
Strength
>>7393674
Link
>>7393674
Clint Eastwood
>>7393674
Reimi
>>7393681
Change his name to Rohan-chan. Thank you host.
>>7393674
Nootella
>>7393674
Kung Fuhrer
>>7393674
Pen Pen
>>7393674
President Noot J Noot
>>7393701
Oh Reimi you are here too?! Didn't think there would be this many lurkers on here.
>>7393614
It was too big, too thick, too heavy to be called a sword
>>7393617
and all is normal in the world
>>7393620
>FUCKING NUTS
>>7393627
Dammit! Not again! Stop stealing my stuff you shit!
>>7393651
your words are garbled fag
>>7393674
Yukine
>>7393674
Rin Hoshizora
>>7393674
9/11
>>7393674
HisaRyu Amber
>>7393674
G-Dragon
>>7393674
Vlad III
>>7393674
Viper
>>7393719
>Gives the hat back.
I just did it to tease he he!
>>7393717
Manga-ka the lurker.
Pretty cute pseudonym.
>don't honk to 1 minute
>>7393744
It fits me right? I hope you are not having a headache like last time.
Do what needs to be done.
>>7393740
Well don't ever do it again! I'm tired of you people always trying to steal my hat!
>>7393755
Ah, do you remember?
I'd hate to disappoint you, but I still have it.
>>7393753
noot ?
One minute of silence is good enough for me.
Target the penguins first.
>>7393767
I don't forget others peoples suffering no matter how hard I try.
>>7393758
Good to go.
>>7393768
I will fucking honk you.
>>7393773
>noots sadistically
>>7393773
What is this? Is this some sort of coin? Ah whatever, I guess I will take it.
>>7393773
SadHonk.mp3
Day one. You would think she would have set off the mine with her strength. Her name must be for show.
>>7393788
...Please ignore that
>>7393779
ALLAHU NOOT NOOT
>>7393792
Why does everyone keep doing this to me!?
>>7393792
I always knew link was gay.
>>7393792
Catch. It's a frisbee.
>>7393792
Does this mean I'm too strong or that I'm too weak?
>>7393801
You are a baka
Night one. Lots of tributes celebrate Yukine's birthday.
>>7393799
But I'm a girl.
>>7393792
I will hunt down all the noots.
>>7393809
Link is still gay
>>7393808
Alright, you need to hold the sword properly like this!
>>7393807
Shut your mouth.
>>7393808
I'll have won, that's what will happen
>>7393812
N O O T N O O T
>>7393813
no u
>>7393808
Does it looks like a lollipop?
>>7393808
Okay?
>>7393808
>>7393817
I see..
Day 2. Noot on Noot action and Strength confronts her darkest desires.
>>7393828
It's not too heavy, is it?
>>7393830
AAAH! Ju-just take this potion!
>>7393830
>NOOTS IN AGONY
>>7393830
>throws the key away
Taking out the trash has never been easier
>>7393830
Now I have 2! Suck on that Link!
Night 2. Rohan practices what he learned from Pratty. Cirno's going to learn her lesson the hard way.
>>7393841
Well, how do we play it?
>>7393841
That's for locking up Strength!
>>7393851
>>7393852
You're acting like I care.
Just tell me how to play this game
If dubs - all thread honk
Day 3. Cirno and Ukraine are animals.
>>7393863
Look at the name and guess. We punch the shit out of each other.
>>7393866
Ugh... Honk.
>>7393866
HONK
O
N
K
>>7393869
I should have thrown you into a windowless room
Just throw it on a fire and wait, it's that easy.
>>7393870
Oh, I'm pretty good at punching people.
>>7393869
Trips for my president
>>7393866
>Honk
>>7393869
What are we singing?
>>7393878
Same. We would have fun.
Night 3. The Cirno and Rohan drama escalates to a new high.
>>7393888
>>7393888
NOOT NOOT
>>7393797
I miss the squirrel.
>>7393866
>Makes a honking noise.
>>7393869
>>7393885
>Muffled protests.
>>7393894
>>7393896
Alright, just stand still , I'll give the first pu-
W-when did you find the time to do this?
>>7393888
What's with all the gets...
>>7393896
Chao Cirno. See you in hell.
Day 4. 9/11 kills, Rohan is hungry, and Reimi is making the game difficult.
>>7393910
Heaven's Door.
I just stopped you from moving for a while.
>>7393912
Rero Rero.
Night 4. Link gets around.
>>7393912
>>7393917
>worried noot
>>7393917
Of course you had to cheat to beat me.
I'll let you know I just pretended to lose, that's all
>>7393921
>>7393920
Fuck your car, it's ugly anyway.
>>7393920
>protests against president Noot J Noot
topkek
Day 5. 9/11 needs to be stopped.
>>7393926
H O N K
Night 5. 9/11 has been stopped.
>>7393928
Bloody Knuckles, my favorite.
9/11 Stay away from my Reimi! I swear I will end you!
>>7393936
Reimi... I thought...
Link is tired of being bullied.
>>7393936
NOOT NOOT MOTHERFUCKER!
>>7393946
FUCK
>>7393946
RIP tuxedo doggo
The final day. She has been through a lot.
Congratulations.
And here are your placements. Thank you for participating.
>>7393958
noot noot
>>7393958
Congrats! And thank you for this!
>>7393961
>>7393958
T-Thanks for the host...
Congrats... Reimi...
Why would you end me... I never saw it coming..
>>7393958
That's how the best girl do her job.
>>7393961
>thanks for hosting mate
>>7393962
>>7393963
>>7393965
>>7393974
Any time. If you're in need at all, just call out and I'll be here to help.
>>7393971
Reimi how could you..
>>7393984
Big twists. Learn it, to make you own manga more better.
>>7394001
>more better
>>7394001
Heh. I guess you are right. But you have to have some kind of reason behind the actions you take or else it just seems I am trying to push things in my story without any reason. You always got to fill the plot-holes, never leave any.
Greetings! Robotboy arrives!
>>7394013
noot noot
>>7394013
Now get out.
>>7394017
what time is it where you live?
>>7394016
Uh...Noot?
>>7394017
Robotboy no appreciate tone.
>>7394013
Oh wow, a mechanoid! It's been ages since I saw one of you!
>>7394018
Quarter past go fuck yourself dood
>>7394012
Are you interrogating?
>>7394023
....Mechanoid? What is Mechanoid?
>>7394018
Why... It's 4:51 pm.
>>7394022
I had to say it. It's the first thing that came to my head.
>>7394033
You guys! Robots or whatever!
>>7394030
Maybe.. I just need to know why you did it. If I know, I would have better ideas for my manga.
Brb. Going to get some wine from the store.
>>7394034
Hmmm...Robotboy supposes.
>>7394042
Ah, yes! Robotboy...robot! Created by Dr.
Moshimo!
>>7394027
>hugs the prinny.
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS
>>7394056
Sup dood?
I'm scared though dood.
>>7394045
KILLER QUEEN HAS ALREADY TOUCHED THE WINE FROM THE STORE!
>>7394055
Doctor whatnow? Wow, I never heard of one with a creator!
>>7394066
You should be, when etna finds out where you are, naughty little penguin~ it'd be a real shame if someone were to tell, prinny.
>>7394077
Doctor Moshimo. He create Robotboy! He create other robots too!
>>7394080
>
I-I'm here on Etnas orders dood
T-there's another Prinny on the loose who I have to search dood
>>7393974
>anime
>>7394034
Does your mother know that you are an alcoholic?
>>7394086
I've never heard of someone making you guys, that's amazing!
>>7394097
>Shorty gave that picture to me and he browses /a/ frequently so I guess he got it from there
>>7394105
Yes and I treat her medications. You should stop thinking that everyone online is a kid.
>>7394121
But you're a kid
>>7394106
Heh, Robotboy knows!
>>7394090
>she pets and strokes prinnys beak just to toy with him some more
You better not be lying, otherwise etna will have me stuff you with something else~ or maybe I'l keep you around in chains near the sharks, doesn't that sound fun?
>>7394152
I didn't know you guys could be prideful...
>>7394176
I-I would never lie dood!
A-and that doesn't sound fun at all dood!
Please don't do that to me dood!
>>7394180
Well, Robotboy...able to emote!
>>7394198
I forgot how fun it was to have you cuties to boss around. We've got a LOT of catching up to do little prinny.
>>7394221
I feel like I totally fucked up dood
Like... totally... doooood
>>7394199
Huh...weird...ooh, I have to go, sorry, bye!
Kill yourselves, hg.
>>7394227
>she picks prinny up and cuddles him tight
Aww~ don't be scared. I'l let you know when you REALLY have ok?
>succ
>>7394230
Oh, bye-bye!
>Robotboy
>>7394245
A-alright dood
N-not like I can do anything against it dood...
And please don't throw me dood
>Prinny dood