Hunger Games Thread
For the Host.
Entry thread for my new event game is up on hga. Might take trash thread entries later if I can be botheres.
>>7391606
Thanks
>>7391585
>>7391630
Night 1. That's probably why she can't sleep.
>>7391606
I lost the link for hga hoshimosh.
RIP Okabe.
I can't believe you ate 40 pounds of bull testicles and your stomach exploded.
>>7391606
So essentially, it's /brash/'s Teambattle.
RIP Okabe.
I can't believe you died choking on the banana you tried to deep throat.
>>7391637
I got him confused with some random animal! You can how much they look alike, can't you two? CAN"T YOU?!
>>7391637
Someone will come by soon and help me out of this.
>>7391603(Puru)
>Rantaro continues painting her nails in an odd way, explaining the french technique to her in detail before finishing the one hand and moving to the next one.
Your hands are looking nice. Who knows, maybe you'll become popular after this treatment? Guys and girl both love hands with nicely done nail art.
>>7391637
Day 2
I'd ceaselessly discharge on the tornado of terror.
>>7391639
http://pastebin.com/SKRSzvi7
>>7391648
Sure.
>>7391665
Thanks
>>7391603
You'll get use to it, don't let this crude body of mine intimidate you.
>>7391662
I'm not sure what I expected, but it certainly wasn't this.
>>7391621
>>7391585
It's about fighting each other! I guess you could shoot, buuut...personally I suggest fighting up-close!
>>7391656
>>7391637
.....
>Pratty gags.
>>7391662
Ooww, hey, quit it!
>>7391665
I don't mean that negatively, I'm just saying that's essentially what it is.
>>7391662
A knife or a gun, anyone would do~!
>The girl slaps herself hard, looking at the ground in a daze.
I'm really losing it.
>>7391665
This seems interesting but i only have my one character as of now.
>>7391662
Night 2. The first rave of many wub wubs long into the night
>>7391697
Is this nigger some cheap ripoff of Bikertaker and Big Show?
>>7391585
...I'm between a rock and a hard place.
>>7391603 (Eight outta ten)
I'm going to kick that person's ass when... If I ever see him. You don't just SAY crap like that, it's about privacy! Goddamn faceless and their hobbies of making trouble...
Is he okay? I'm hoping he's okay. I think he is.
>>7391629 (Bakistan)
>Alfred looks down like the answer to everything has just been revealed to him. After a while, he opens his mouth to answer...
So what you're saying is that violence is the answer to everything? You're not wrong, but.. That's a pretty controversial thing to say, don't you agree?
>>7391662
So I heard you wanted to have a taste of the Statue of Liberty.
I'm a simple man, I'm afraid I'll have to deny your request.
>>7391683
It is, I'm aware.
>>7391697
Find some more.
You don't need to play them all.
>>7391703
No more of a cheap rip off of stone cold with a little shawn michaels in there
>>7391682
>She doesn't seem to notice or care about the girl gagging.
The weird thing was that he had a lot of animals in him. Pigs, birds, cows. Combining them all didn't do any good?
>>7391699
>The girl stares ahead, not even realizing where she is or what's happening.
>>7391699
Day 3
I'm used to Cirno being on the other end of this equation
>>7391730
Why must I always attract the pedos and dykes? What did I do to deserve it?
>>7391657
>Puru frowns slightly as she watches,
...Are you sure of this? II really can't say I understand it.
>>7391669
I wouldn't call it crude. It's perfect for it's purpose, isn't it?
>>7391704
>Eight outta Twelve
...It's too late, isn't it? Either way, he seemed to be getting along fine with the matter.
>>7391730
Useless, useless, useless!
>>7391709
Entered.
>>7391726
>She does it again but louder.
>>7391730
Whooaaaa...!
>>7391730
Two attempts to rob the same person. Which one lasts?
>>7391704
What I was saying earlier was complete utter bull, and I wnated to scare the ever living shit out of you. You're quite easy to scare.
>>7391751
Berry gewd.
ringo-chan~
>>7391746
There's a lot of things people do that don't have any solid reasoning, and painting their nails is one of them. You could say it's to make yourself stand out more and to appear more elegant, but even then that's-
>Rantaro stops speaking, takes a deep breath and backs away
Done! Don't you feel different? Maybe you feel confident, or even pretty?
>>7391756
>She continues on for god knows how long before she finally passes out.
Zzzzzzzzzzz
>>7391758
I can't believe that man! Just because you're ugly doesn't mean you have to act that way as well!
>>7391758
A feast of souls, perhaps.
>>7391699
>Nineteen year old + alcohol = a series of unfortunate events.
>Poor, poor Alfred.
>>7391730
Moss, a man's best... Friend? I've never heard of any kind of moss that could do that.
Have I been deceived this whole time?
>>7391746
>Implying Alfred's good at math
It is, but it'll make me feel better since all of this could have been avoided. Still, I... He probably took it personally, you know? I don't know if I'm in the wrong or the right.
>>7391759
I mean, well, can you blame me? That was borderline existential crisis, man, you don't just say something like that.
You win! You spooked me thoroughly! Seriously, things like that are super dark, good God.
>>7391709
Can I put in dead avas if I want to?
Why doesn't Alfred curse more? Why isn't he loud? He's not doing a very good job at being loud and vulgar.
>>7391782
Staring hazily at the rampaging demon, a sick smile spreads across her face.
Mum? I'm coming home.
>>7391782
And that's the game! I feel bad for a certain negro right about now.
>>7391805
Might be the show. I wouldn't describe America as the most bisexual country out there either.
>>7391797
You can enter whatever you want, it just has to be yours. You don't have to RP all of them.
>>7391758
T-this is wrong! This is against everything a Craftknight stands fo-EEK!
>>7391779
>Pratty proceeds to empty the contents of her stomach out on the floor.
>>7391805
Because it's not what I'm freaking allowed to do. Bleeps? Not a f--king problem, but swearing openly ain't in character. If only, if only...
And I'm loud enough, what are you on about?!
>>7391813
Thank you, sir! I told you I'd use it as well as I could!
Thank you for hosting, yo! Good on me!
>>7391813
Congratulations Alfred!
>>7391832
Placements! Thanks for playing
>>7391832
Congratulations! Good job surviving, and good job with hosting!
>>7391820
>The bile reaches on to the sleeping girl, stirring her awake.
ZZwut? What the hell happened?
>She looks down at the corpse, the downed girl and the throw up, scratching her head at it all.
How much did I drink?
>>7391836
So he won? Yeah congrats I guess. Same to you. Thanks.
>>7391832
You did well.
Congratulations
>>7391746
...yes... Yes... It is. Say I've gotta hit the hay, what's your name? I'm Baki Hanma, it was a pleasure meeting you.
>>7391788
Don't let the bed bugs bite, Alfred. Trust me I hate those little bastards.
>>7391836
Thanks for hosting
>>7391788
>There was at least 12 Purus.
I didn't assume he did. But it's not my problem, is it? At least you know, now.
>>7391777
>She only frowns more, still examining it.
I just feel...confused. I don't know what I think about it.
>>7391832
Congratulations. And thanks.
>>7391843
Puru Eight. It's...interesting.
>She nods briefly.
Good night.
>>7391840
You...you made us eat people!
>>7391832
C-congratulations...and thank you?
>>7391860
You're an interesting one. However, if nail art isn't your thing then we can always try something else. I might as well mark off fashion since you don't seem to understand this. All I have to do is think about what it is you might like...
>>7391839
>>7391840
>>7391842
Thank you, thank you! I'm glad you all experienced this with me!
>>7391843
I won't, I just flick them off and that's the end of that. Good night, Baki! Have a good rest, man!
>>7391860
>...
>Implying Alfred knows any of that
I'm just glad he's safe. Only God knows what could happen if you're pushed over the edge, man.
At least he's okay. That's more important than anything else.
>>7391836
Congratulations America!
Thank you very much for hosting! You deserve some sweets!
>>7391822
You're welcome, and damn fine job out there.
I was wondering, now that I'm done with the game, was the sudden absence related to suddenly having a computer?
>>7391869
That just don't sound like me. Then again, The last day an a half been a blur to me.
>>7391887
And thanks to you as well, Kaito!
>>7391888
If only I had luck like this all the time... It would help a lot.
Nah, nah... I just had to do the dishes. I guess part of it was due to having a computer, but it's over now, right? I'm getting used to the keyboard.
>>7391896
It was...it was horrible! How could you do something like that!?
This is what the loos looks like in the Louvre.
>>7391906
Twenty minutes, as a matter of fact! I checked! I felt like I (and everyone here) could use a break from seeing me all the time. I come here all the time, I thought it would be good.
I... Think everyone did good without me. It looked like it to me.
>>7391878
I wouldn't call myself that interesting. Hmh. I guess I have an appetite. But maybe that's just because I don't have a chance to eat often.
>>7391886
I've heard things of what he's tried before. At this point...I assume he's redoubling his efforts for the sake of Zeon.
>>7391913
Ease off me, pal! Lesson learned! No sleep makes bad things happen. I wasn't in my right mind!
>>7391932
>Pratty seems to be crying like a little girl.
>>7391901
Oh, and welcome back I suppose, though I feel like you didn't leave, no, not really.. Because 'America lives on in our hearts' or something cliché like that right?
>>7391906
Come on, one bite couldn't hurt!
>Wiggins rigs another game for his fuckboy.
>>7391928
We did have a secret ava weekend while you were gone, but on the other days, the threads have been particularly empty. It's good to take a break every so often though. The longer you stay cooped up with the same people, the more you tend to resent them, and vice versa.
>>7391938
It never stops at one bite Kaito....FINE! One bite! That's it!
heh hey it's me, esé heh heh mios duo haha
curame, mamacita
>>7391940
You gotta cut the hos just enough cheddar to keep em loyal, feel me?
>>7391948
>drinks
>>7391947
Great! One bite!
>He gets a spoonful of ice cream and eats it.
Ah, frozen heaven!
>>7391936
Are you kidding me with this shi-
>She cuts herself off, providing the other girl with a smile.
I cannot imagine what you must be going through. Care for an apple?
>>7391931
I can only hope. After all, if he had the idea to shoot himself in friend of his best bud... Only God knows, man. I'm proud of him either way.
>>7391938
Because my voice just really stuck with you, so nothing felt the same without me! I'm glad to see you... Missed me? I don't know, I can't tell with that tone of voice.
>>7391947
I heard. I took a break just for that reason - it was easy after the first day. I don't know if people missed me, but I'm back now, so it's okay! Everything's alright!
Hey, uh, is it alright to host twice in one day? Just asking just because.
>>7391959
>>7391964
>Kaito just stares at America with a smile, though it's a pretty distant stare.
>>7391963
I...I dun fink I can hol' anyfing down righd now.
Nothing like getting stuff out of the way early, so you can have more free time.
Bu the way, where did all the newbies go? Don't tell me they came for the weekend only to vanish before I had the chance to play with them...
>>7391962
Kaito, that was extraordinary. What brand, what flavor, what on earth was that?
>>7391964
I figured you were ok, but I definitely missed you and the rest of the gang. I've been busy myself, or I might have noticed sooner.
It's more than ok to host twice in a day. Once your code is more rounded out though, you might want to limit it more, or else it will get stale faster.
>>7391985
Here's one >>7391982
>>7391985
That's the idea... They leave at the end of the weekend
>>7391985
Its three in the morning gayboy, go to bed. Everyones asleep. You need sleep too.
Gay people do sleep, right?
>>7391978
>Alfred just stares back awkwardly, a bead of sweat running down his head.
Hey, uh, is something on my face? Is something bothering you? I'm not annoying you, am I?
>>7391994
Ivan and them? Yeah, they'll come back eventually. I missed everyone, I'll be honest. Glad I got a warm welcome...
I might host another game soon. Default with extra events sprinkled in. Is anyone else planning to?
>>7391982
It was worth a shot.
>She takes a bite out of her own apple, her smile melting off her face.
I can't believe I actually feel bad for you though. But what can I do? I was out of it.
>>7391998
Not really
>>7391985
>>7391994
>Pratty waves weakly.
>>7392018
>Pratty sniffles and wipes her mouth clean with her sleeve.
C-can we predent that didn't happen? Predent...pretend!
>>7391994
Eugh...I think I'll pass.
>>7391998
Well that's pretty stupid and pointless.
>>7392005
I wouldn't know. Why don't you go ask one.
>>7391985
We might see some of them again, but definitely not a lot, it was like that with the other one I saw.
>>7391994
Häagen-Dazs! If you're not eating their ice cream you're doing it wrong! They are masters among amateurs! As for the flavor.. I kind of just mixed up a bunch and put it into a bowl.
>>7392007
>It looks like Kaito is somehow getting closer, though he's not really moving.
...
>The stare and smile persists.
>tfw can't think of a squadron name
>>7391931
Are you saying you want to get food, or you would like to cook?
>>7392036
the game's full anyways.
>>7392032
Can you be a dear and check the entry thread, Ashie?
>>7392033
Then it's whatever that mixture was, because the Häagen-Dazs I've had ain't got anything on that. You've got the magic touch!
>>7392039
Says fucking who?
It's not full until I fucking say it's full.
>>7392036
Pick a badass word and put it in Google translate to see what the latin word is
Boom, deep and meaningful title
>>7392045
Says me. Unless you suddenly turned into jude and made your own simulator that can go beyond 48.
>>7392045
Hoshi, got any tips for choosing a squad name? I've been stuck for a while...
>>7391964
And I respect him. If you see him again, send him Eight's regards. I need to go.
>>7392038
...Both, probably. But for now, I'm just tired. Goodbye, stranger.
>>7392033
>Alfred is slowly beginning to sweat noticeably, not knowing if it's a trick of the eyes or not.
Kaito, buddy, please don't look at me like that. I didn't do anything, I'm a good person! C-Cut it out, yo!
>>7392034
It might not look it, but it's worth checking just in case. I feel like everyone needs one, and I'll have to do for now.
>>7392056
I will. I just want to know if he's okay or not, he shouldn't be bearing such a great weight on his shoulders.
I'll see you later, miss. Have a good rest!
>>7392051
Fun fact : Nobody gives a shit what you say. And you have a retard brain that can't think outside the box.
I also have Jude's sim, that I have access too, so eat a dick, cunt.
#rekt
>>7392052
You can enter your tributes first and I can make up a fun name for you.
>>7392031
Yeah yeah. Not like I like this either.
>She skips by the girl, sneaking hundreds of dollars into her hand as she passes by.
Don't tell anyone I did this. Bye!
>>7392034
Thought about it. My health is much more important than spending my time with you losers. Once I do, I'll think about it. Night.
>>7392056
Good night! I hope you've decided on what you want to do for the next time we meet!
>>7392043
The person who crafts something is only as good as his ingredients! There's a saying like that right?
>>7392065
>He falls over, it all happens so fast, when he hits the ground a bunch of dust is kicked up.
>mfw beerus's entry.
>>7392087
I've got literally nothing else apart from beerus so had to think of somthing
>>7392087
I thought the squad with 4 Tanyas was pretty kekworthy.
>>7392066
>Nobody gives a shit what you say.
Except you apparently.
>>7392085
>Alfred begins coughing violently, wishing he knew just what was going on. He's never seen Kaito be like this before, so just what was going on?
...Kaito? Buddy, you okay? What's your deal?
>>7392087
mfw eggman can't get in
>>7392110
Sounds good to me! Let's get started, yo!
Hey, you! Yeah, you there! Gimme twenty-four tributes so I can give you all a default game!
>>7392031
>Ash rolls his eyes.
So...what pile of excrement do you come from?
>>7392041
Ah, sorry about that. Thanks for the heads up.
>>7392033
A shame. This was the first time I heard of such event here, but let's hope more is to come!
>>7392096
>>7392101
It was exactly what I wanted from someone who doesn't have enough.
I kek'd.
More like that.
>>7392103
Ugh, don't you have a better cliche? Stop posting and heal from the savagery, I just unleashed on you.
>>7392112
1. Eggman-kun
2. Mrs. Eggman
3. Eggman-chan
4. Eggkid
>>7392120
NP, ty for entering.
>>7392126
>Entered. Not a big fan of my squad name though.
>>7392116
Re-L
>>7392116
The filename was referring to the photo, not the game.
It's not bait.
>>7392116
Reigen Arataka
>>7392116
Amami Rantaro
>>7392109
>As the dust clears it appears the thing America was talking to was a cardboard cut out with a speaker on the back! The speaker crackles back to life again, though all that comes from it is laughter.
>>7392110
Yeah.. So something great on it's own like Häagen-Dazs means anyone could make a mixture like that.
>>7392120
There probably will, it's only been like... A few months since the one before this one.
>>7392116
Kaito
>>7392116
Syoko Hoshi
>>7392116
Ursula-sensei
>>7392133
You may request an edit when you think of another one.
>>7392116
Lord Beerus
>>7392116
Sanji
>>7392116
Ash Crimson
>>7392068
Bye...
>Pratty is left in utter confusion by the weird papers.
>>7392120
H-hey, I was just shocked, alright? Don't think that's my normal state or anything!
>>7392116
Pratty
>>7392116
Araragi
>>7392116
Colonel Sanders
>>7392116
Rikka Takanashi
>>7392146
>Deal.
>>7392116
Rin Hoshizora
>>7392116
Fortune-teller
>>7392144
This whole was greater than the some of its parts though. Are you sure you're not an ice cream savant?
>>7392126
> I think my squad name is stupid, but it's all I have. Thank you for doing this!
>>7392116
Utsutsu
>>7392166
You're welcome.
>>7392116
Yurusen
>>7392116
Medb
>>7392165
I wouldn't call someone that just really enjoys something a savant..
>>7392116
Charlie Kelly
>>7392144
Hmm, if I wasn't in the Maldives at the time, I would have loved to see them in action, oh well no use crying over spilled milk. By the way, I'v been meaning to ask you something. I just now remembered about it.
>>7392152
It's gonna take some convincing you know. First impressions are everything and you are off to a pretty bad start.
Its time
>>7392144
>Alfred just sighs, wishing that he wasn't so easily duped. I mean, if he just went to the side, he would've noticed!
Har, har, you duped the American. I'll give you points for creativity, but come on, now. What the heck!
Can you guys manage a few more tributes? That's all I need from y'all. A few more.
>>7392198
please no
>>7392203
Kamikirimusi
>>7392183
I mean the mixing
>>7392213
>shitposting yourself
Your average HGfag, everyone.
>>7392116
Doctor Bartholomew Oobleck
>>7392203
Ingrid Zero
One more.
>>7392253
BIRD PEETS
>>7392198
Here's a (you)
>>7392203
Probably late Youmu
>>7392192
>Suddenly, she snaps to, all that childish acting gone like a light, a new, bold look in her eyes.
I'm from Wystern, the City of Swords!
Here you all go! Point out mistakes, make your swaps, do what you need.
I've got all night.
>>7392126
I hope those tanyas aren't actually avas 'cause I've been working at a folder
>>7392280
Looks fine.
>>7392280
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>7392280
>>7392268
>>7392237
>>7392192
I missed more than half myself, it was a busy weekend. But what do you have to ask? Go ahead I suppose.
>>7392194
>Worst cop, best slacker.
>>7392203
>The laughter from the speaker stops and it starts to billow black smoke.
This device will now self-destruct.. 3.. 2.. 1.. Goodbye.
>The thing just sparks up and fizzles, the cardboard catches on fire, though that wasn't intentional.
>>7392220
Maybe I was just lucky?
>>7392280
Looks fine to me, I might be mistaken though.
>>7392269
Sounds extremely dull and boring. Just like you.
>>7392294
Yeah, it was during the holidays. You were rocking a black get up and acting pretty foolishly, more so than usual. What gives?
>>7392294
Says you. I'm the best damn cop in Hekseville.
>can't remember failchans site adress
>everything I try gets spam or blank page
Fml
>>7392297
Heey! It's the most important city across all the seas, AND we have the best curry!
>>7392316
She likes licking things. This was one of my first doujins. What a nostalgia rush.
>>7392312
8ch.
net/
hga/
>>7392294
Oh, SH--
>Alfred ducks down to the ground, shouting something about "bombs detonating" and "goddamn robots always turning against us". Poor, poor Alfred.
>So, yeah. He's pretty shell-shocked and panicky. Why did you do that, mang?
Is that it? Got it. Let's go, everybody!
>>7392312
I have no idea how much I can say wothoutgetting banned, but it's a net address, not com
>>7392313
You forgot one important fact though.
>>7392322
Ty!
>>7392294
Yeah probably. It's fun to wildly speculate though! Good luck in the game Kaito. Good to see you again!
>>7392324
Anything oil related you best be handin ovah. Othah than that, you get your pick!
>>7392326
Huh?
>>7392324
Oh, great! I can break these down in to some decent materials!
>>7392324
A Russia-inspired event first seen with a demon/oni/youkai/whatever they're called nowadays. I don't know if it's something she'd do, but I like it!
>>7392356
I don't care.
>>7392360
>That filename
>You're a cheeky one.
>>7392360
What's wrong? You look a little red. Maybe you should sit down and calm yourself before we continue?
>>7392373
Even I could've guessed that one.
>>7392360
Well mistah Japan man, we're all waitin, less you think handin the reins ovah to a more experienced leaduh like myself is a wise idea.
>>7392360
Okay, so, first... Umm... The ghost girl is going to be the second in command, So... Do as she says, I'm going to take a break, being the boss is really tiring...
>>7392360
Aren't you a bit too old to have a wife...? Ah, well, I guess it's none of my concern.
>>7392373
>I'm taking the liberty to name all of the files.
>I had the idea to name that one that. P-Please don't take it personally, it's just a prank.
>>7392388
I was so sure they would have given me something to remember the areas in this arena.
>>7392360
The idea of being part of a hive mind is not appealing to me, so...I'd rather not.
>>7392388
...
But I already own a weapon...
>>7392378
Well I suppose it doesn't really matter now does it? It's not like any of your accomplishments matter here, bummer huh?
>>7392388
>I like it. Keep it up.
>>7392388
W-When will someone put a door on the damn thing so we don't have to go through this every time we want to get out?
>>7392388
Image seems to have fucked up,m8
>>7392388
There you go, folks. An American is officially the hero. Now can you all please stop giving me flak for calling myself the hero?
>>7392395
>I'm going to.
>Jesus, this is too much fun.
>>7392404
>Oh, shit, it did? Uh... I'll post the death slide just in case. Sorry.
>>7392395
And this is the part where you brag and say yours' do, instead! Right?
This is just another chance to reforge myself in to an even better Craftknight!
>>7392410
Wait. Who're you??
>>7392410
Minor hiccup back there - here's all of the dead people.
>>7392388
The fungal gourmet found a new home!
>>7392410
Oh shucks, I'm just an enterprisin man who knows the value of good old fashioned southern cookin!
>>7392410
Sorry, sorry! I had no idea that was going to happen!
>>7392410
I don't know if I would call it that...
>>7392418
Silver haired people? Usually evil. Seriously, they're usually evil and/or dicks. Take Prussia and Russia for example. Actually, scratch Prussia. He's a cool dude.
>>7392415
Reforge? You just had to use that pun didn't you? Sorry pipsqueak, but I think you are out of your league.
>>7392426
...
Ash? What the fu-- Since when were-- Are you a wizard? Oh my God, Ash is a wizard. I'll be sure to watch my tongue around him.
>When you're about to hit post but the tab crashes.
>>7392305
Black outfit? Could it have been my Gallerian Marlon outfit? Did I have a gavel?
>>7392311
>Chaz is better and he has that whole, 'I look dead inside' thing goin on.
>>7392324
>The cardboard just burns slowly, little bits of ash floating up from the burning idol's cutout.
>>7392329
It definitely was, I suppose I'll see you later then.
>>7392448
Yeah, time for bed for me. Goodnight buddy.
>Hugs
>>7392426
I suppose this is what happens when you lack proper training...
>>7392426
>She checks her weapon case, before nodding to herself, and putting it back in place.
>>7392436
I sure did! I saw a chance and I just had to hammer it out!
Hehe, I've heard that line plenty of times before, too!
>>7392440
A teacher-student talk? I don't know what you call 'em. Still, it's heartwarming to me.
>>7392448
>Alfred just stays on the ground, looking up when nothing happens. He sighs.
...Oh, God, do I have to clean up all of this mess? Please tell me I don't. I thought we were friends, and friends don't do things like this...
>>7392426
I'm sorry, but I'm not a girl.
>>7392440
I hope you understand. It was either you or me, and I have no intention of dying this early on.
>>7392440
What did I tell you Alfy? See? Anyone can throw that title around.
>>7392448
Non non, your scarf was moving and stuff, that was some good special effects I must admit.
>>7392456
Oh god...why did I even bother talking to you. Please don't tell me that's your whole shtick.
>>7392459
See? A true American hero. Now stop getting pissed off when I say it over and over, there's a reason.
>>7392464
But it only means something when applied to me. Hush! It's significant!
>>7392459
Wow, is this ice? It's been ages since I- WHOA!
>>7392464
The puns and "I've seen this before"? Just a happy coincidence!
>>7392468
I don't know what they're doing, but I don't like it. Hand holding? Ew...
>>7392454
>He hugs back.
Yeah, I'll probably go to bed after this.
>>7392459
>The wind just blows away all the ashes, all that's left is some burnt wires and the destroyed speaker.
>>7392464
Huh? My scarf was moving? Well.. I can get my new one to move, but that one's blue and clear, maybe it's some impostor?
>>7392480
Old men know best, so take his compliments as a medal of honor!
>>7392482
...
>Alfred takes the speaker and stuffs it in his pocket, making sure that no one sees it.
Maybe I can salvage this or something. Where is Kaito, anyway?
>>7392468
Uh huh. Whatever you say, don't let me shatter your pride.
>>7392479
How did a runt like you end up here anyways? This isn't a daycare you know.
>>7392482
Non, You were all happy for one minute and then it looked like you took a swim in a pool of ink. How can you not remember this?
>>7392493
Witch robes AREN'T winter appropriate, believe it or not. Don't wear them in Russia.
>>7392499
It's been shattered heaps of times, nothing'll bring me down. All's good.
>>7392503
Nothing to see here, just your normal, average feast.
>>7392511
Don't bother, mushroom girl. No amount of coercing will make them give up.
I might take out the quote.
>>7392499
I'm just short for my age! I couldn't even remember that at first...but it turns out that I took my ship!
>>7392524
I don't see why you'd need to fend them off, but... Okay!
>>7392534
Yep. Just... Nothing of interest, really. I need to work on events.
>>7392493
>Kaito's been at home the whole time asleep, it was all a dream, there's nothing in America's pocket.
>Thank you for hosting, I'm about to pass out so that's the shitty ending.
>>7392499
Huh? Are you sure about that? I think I'd remember an event like that.. But I'm going to bed, I've got work in the morning. Being an idol isn't so easy.
>>7392528
Then allow me to welcome you to the worst place imaginable. Enjoy your stay.
>>7392545
God, everything just took a turn for the worse. Calm down, goddamn!
>>7392548
>One thing, though... If it was all a dream, then why does American remember all of it? Hallucination time. Oh, shit.
>Still better than Fifty Shades of Gray. Good night.
>>7392554
Aside from the...thiiingy earlier-
>Pratty shudders.
This place has actually been pretty nice! Everyone here seems so friendly, even with the fighting! Well, aside from you.
>>7392554
It's not THAT bad he-
>>7392565
... Shit biscuits
>>7392565
I'm trying to make like my man the Colonel in this slide, but he keeps surviving!
>>7392565
Rest in peace, Colonel Sanders. A true American hero that will be missed by everyone.
>>7392571
Oi, watch your language. This is a kid-friendly show, no swearing or anything like that!
>>7392572
Yeah, about that...
G-Good night?
>>7392569
You get used to it. Just don't linger around to long, else the faceless will try and make out with you and do Gaia knows what...
>>7392571
Case in point.
>>7392578
Good night! Thanks for hosting, and it's great to have you back.
>hugs
>>7392578
Sorry.
>>7392565
>>7392578
I didn't know a pebble was enough to do me in...Welp, that's my cue to leave. Thanks for the game Alfy. Color me impressed.
>>7392578
A poetic ending... Or something. I didn't even read the slides, I just looked at an event and talked about it.
>>7392583
Thanks for being here with me, Brian. It's good to be back.
I hope everyone doesn't mind me being back. Good night, bro!
>>7392594
Thank you for hosting even if I got here at the end, and congratulations.
>>7392580
I already live with someone that tries to do that on a daily basis, this is nothing by now!
>>7392590
Oh...goodbye!
>>7392571
Better luck next time!
>>7392594
And here's your winner! Eyepatch girl!
Good job, dude!
>>7392588
Muuuuch better. It's about common decency, and I don't think you have any of that.
>>7392590
She threw it really hard, dude. You're welcome, and I'm glad you enjoyed it! Good night, Ash!
>>7392605
L-lewd!
>>7392608
Congrats, girl with the nice eyepatch! And thanks for this, mister!
>>7392608
Congratulations on your victory!
Thank you for doing the deed, host!
>>7392571
>shit biscuits
It's crap baskets
>>7392606
Same for you, miss.
>>7392608
How would you know?
... Don't answer that
And congrats, eyepatch-san!
>>7392608
Congratulations, Rikka.
Thank you for hosting, Alfred.
>>7392608
Y-yes, I finally won! I'm so- I mean, Fufufu. It was only inevitable. No mortal can withstand the power of my Tyrant's Eye!
>thank you for hosting!
>>7392608
There y'all go! A default game... But with events!
>>7392605
>>7392614
>>7392619
>>7392633
>>7392634
Thank you all for participating/spectating. I'm glad you enjoyed these games!
I can host again if you guys want. It's a bit late, but I can do it. If anyone else wants to steal the spotlight, take it away!
>>7392627
See my point? Common decency; something that's extremely rare nowadays.
>>7392635
I can see your panties! Dear God woman, have you no shame?!
>>7392627
I sure hope so. This has just been embarrassing lately.
>>7392649
It's not like it would matter. If you tried to touch me I'd crush your hand.
>>7392643
Your welcome, if you'd like to keep going you can.
>>7392633
>ywn wrap your arms around Utsusu's hips
>>7392643
You try being decent after some of the horrible things the arena can do to you. It even made me drown someones pet mouse, with Vader watching...
>>7392665
Ah... Actually, maybe it'd be better if I worked on the events a bit more. Some were broken, and it's a bit too late for me to host again.
Maybe tomorrow, yo. Feel free to suggest events if you wish!
>>7392677
I've been here for six months, buddy. Someone stabbed me, sicced her family on me, her sister cut me in half in a chainsaw, a good friend of mine shot himself in front of me, and me and my comrades were raped by a robot. And some of that was out the arena.
I'm still smiling and being polite. What's your excuse?
>>7392699
Ah. Alright, uh you could probably make some American Sniper events.
>>7392673
>feels bad
>>7392709
Alright, I'll write those down. I haven't even seen that movie, but it wouldn't kill me to look it up.
Boston Tea Party. Would it be a good idea to make an event off of it, or would it be insensitive?
>>7392699
I've only been a participant in these games for but a few weeks, and it truly has been a major test of endurance. Frozen, shot, e-even forced to be morbidly obese on at least a couple of occasions. I may be an unholy being of unfathomable dark power, but the progenitors of this tournament is a sick being.
>>7392727
Do it anyway. DOWN WITH THE REDCOATS
>>7392699
I hurt a mans feelings once.
>>7392728
That's not even the half of it, dude. You think that's bad? Try going in space, being transported to other worlds! It's weird, man, just how brutal this place has to be to us.
And to think that children (not referring to you, of course, but f--king CHILDREN) can come here is worrying. You don't have to take it seriously, so it loses some of its heartlessness, but still.
>>7392739
I just dumped my tea into a river. Goddamnit, Britain.
Done! I'm going to put in so many history references you'd think it was all one Hetalia episode!
>>7392745
...
Dude, that... That's going too far. Shame on you for doing that, man. Cutting someone in half is bad, but hurting their feelings is just inexcusable. Shame on you.
>>7392762
I swear.
>>7392762
Does Alfred have a cousin/brother representing the Confederacy?
>>7392727
It'd be fine, no one really cares about the tea party anymore.
>>7392717
>steals bow from bra
This is mine now.
>>7392767
>No. I've never seen any chapter/comic of Hetalia include anything about the Confederacy, much less American history unless it's the Revolutionary War.
>I try my best to avoid these topics IC because I don't know what Alfred would say.
>>7392770
Awesome, then Britain won't flip a lid when I show him the games! Thanks for the approval, Anon!
>>7392783
Oh. Wasted oppurtunity desu.
>>7392781
>good job now you've made her sad you fucking monster
>>7392800
>I know. Let me just say, though, that there's a small chance the Confederacy will be represented at one point or another since Hetalia's still ongoing.
>Until then... Well, at least we have fanfiction!
>>7392812
>gives Utsutsu a new bow
>>7392826
Thank you, miss.
>>7392783
>I doubt there would be. As major of an event as that is to us north Americans, I feel as if it barely registers on the international side of things. I have no idea how in depth health gets with history for each country though (my experience to the series is limited to dirty fanfiction, weirdly enough), so I don't know
>>7392762
C-children?! I thought it was bad enough when people in the... Other location for these games a-almost had his way with me, but that is something on a whole other level. H-how have you managed to remake sane after this long? How are you so cheerful after all of that?!
>>7392840
>Almost every country is represented, but it's only the "famous" countries. No Mexico, for some reason, and South America's been entirely ignored. Check it. http://hetalia.kitawiki.net/index.php?title=List_of_Hetalia:_Axis_Powers_characters
>I hope those dirty fanfictions weren't yaoi. Or USUK.
Yeah, children. People of all kinds from all different kinds of worlds come here, children... Unfortunately being part of it.
It's simple. I just look on the bright side of things, that's all. Everyone around here is depressed while I always have a smile. You ever noticed that?
NGW
>>7392865
Given enough time, even your smile will start to fade
>>7392880
Probably never.
WHAT'S COOLER THAN BEING COOL
Hello people.
>>7392905
ICE COLD
>>7392880
I'd host again, but I'm working on events. Tomorrow, please.
>>7392888
It's happened a few times, yeah, but I'd rather give up everyone than let myself be as cynical as the rest are.
I wouldn't be the hero otherwise.
>>7392917
okay fiiiiiiine
>>7392905
Being hot?
>>7392908
Hiya, miss! Nice glowey thingies!
>>7392922
Those are my wings. Thank you!
>>7392905
me!
>>7392908
Hello, Flandre. Escaped again I take it?
>>7392918
Thank you kindly, Anon. It might not seem like much now, but it'll worth the wait.
It's late as hell over here anyways, I don't even know why I'm still up.
>>7392925
Whooa, wings!? Really? I didn't know people had those!
>>7392927
Shh.. Don't tell anyone, or they might tell Remilia.
>>7392930
I am not people though... I am a vampire!
>>7392926
>gets a 6
>6 is just an upside down 9
Still a baka!
>>7392934
I'm sure she'll find out soon enough. You destroy enough as it is
>>7392934
...A whatnow? You look like a person to me.
>>7392944
What do you mean? I ate a few chill pills before coming here so I don't destroy you.
>>7392948
But I am not!
>>7392929
Hello America. Having a good day?
Who wants to get autistic?
>>7392968
Not me. I am already autistic.
>>7392960
What makes you not?