Early morning game. Please give me 24.
Austin Powers
>>7350058
Cinnamon Roll
>>7350058
Shimakaze
(male)
Doctor Bartholomew Oobleck
>>7350058
Strength
Markiplier
Shuichi Saihara
Maximillion Pegasus
>>7350063
>has tiddies
>male
>>7350058
Wii u tan
this thing
>>7350072
it's a trap, apparently
i don't know what they're doing, but this is some fuckery going on
>>7350058
Gandalf the Pug
Rob Ford
>>7350072
Men can have tits.
Take your smelly shirt for once in your life and look at yourself, you flabby fuck.
Ultimate Hope
Crazy Frog
>>7350072
it could be padding
Akabayashi Mizuki
>>7350058
Medusa
Viper
Immunity Dog
>>7350058
Sliver Queen
>>7350072
Huh?
Did you say something?
>>7350058
Doflamingo
Muffin
>>7350058
Kid
Ursula-sensei
can i get a hell yeah
>>7350119
OH NO
>>7350058
Soldier 76
Kiibo
>>7350119
Heavens, no. That would be vulgar.
>>7350058
Medb
Hinata Hajime
Akane Hino
Do what needs to be done.
>>7350137
You can give up kids spot to this guy.
>>7350123
>>7350137
Shimakaze, ready to set sail!
>>7350137
This should be fun again.
The swap has been made. Here's the blood bath
>>7350127
Cute whore
>>7350144
While that wasn't necessary, I appreciate it regardless.
>>7350160
Well... I guess that's just my good luck showing itself off as usual.
>>7350137
Ah, so this is the fated arena I've heard so much about.
I'm sure these old legs will keep up. On your mark.
>>7350166
No problem.
Day 1: Killing a dog in such a way should be illegal.
>>7350170
The dog was a witness, had to kill him to get the cops off the trail you know.
>>7350170
Eyes up here genius.
>>7350166
Want my folder or something, soldier?
>>7350170
I'm not that good at singing, maybe I can just make background noise for you all to sing to.
Day 2: The princess and the toad.
good night, hg
Night 2: Too much killing for my taste.
>>7350192
Fuck Makoto. He's not even lucky at all! Need some Izuru in game.
Day 3: Ford doesn't run like a Ford.
>>7350176
I'd be more than happy to take it off of your hands. That is of course if you're okay with it.
>(I wasn't aware that we had a 76 before, if you want me to stop I can.)
Night 3: We have an Olympian on our hands.
>>7350170
Dun dun dun dun dun, Shimakaze to the rescue!
The feast.
>>7350209
You're too slow.
>>7350170
>>7350174
Sorry Darling, but I don't believe in paying for sex.
I'll pass.
After many days and nights of peace, we end up on Day 6, which is nothing but savagery,
>>7350211
>he donks him on the head
>>7350205
No need to worry, I only ever pulled them out every once in a while when I got bored. I will upload it and get back to you. Maybe build back up my roadhog folder.
>>7350228
>no poi
An arena event.
>>7350228
>is donked on the head
...Why did you do this to me?
>>7350221
Hey, sometimes you just need to play with some acid and forget the simpler things in life.
>viper
Here's the ending you've all been waiting for.
And the winner
>>7350237
...what?
>>7350238
Don't be so rude and I wont' need to, ok?
I have eyes that can see, so I don't need some human version of a fun-sized Milky bar telling me anything!
And the placements.
>>7350248
Hey thanks for hosting. Was a fun game even if there aren't many people around.
>Viper
>>7350246
>ship(t) girls
>not poi or england ship
kys
>>7350246
Then why don't you use your eyes next time? I won't have to see for you if you do it yourself.
>>7350253
Don't worry about it. Someone has to do it during these dead hours.
>>7350255
I don't follow...are you speaking Russian?
>>7350256
>he holds up his hand, gesturing a mouth and mocks the midget
Blah blah blah.
>>7350261
Are you done trying to make me angry, because you're not doing a good job of it.
>>7350272
>he yells over the midget
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
>>7350283
Yelling over me isn't going to solve anything. All it's doing is making you look like a child.
>>7350285
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
>>7350261
Are you retard?
>>7350296
>throws shoe at.
>>7350296
nice rp.
>>7350296
nice rp
>>7350296
nice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rprpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnicrpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rpnice rp
>>7350296
>Ryoma tries to punch the ship in the face, but only reaches his chest
Knock it off. I'm getting too annoyed right now.
>>7350318
Stfu
Cyka Blyad
>>7350307
>>7350308
>>7350311
>>7350318
>>7350319
>is hit by the shoe the same time he's get punched in the chest
>K.O!.
>>7350296
CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW
I am angry. ANGRY ABOUT SHITPOSTERS
Today I go on /trash/ for games and I play with friends in these threads, we laugh and RP and then look over, two shitposters spaming
Mood immediately becomes poorer, we look and more shitposters come
Soon there is posts of the birds like 'CAW CAW CAW CAW COCOK COCOK COCOK BA BA BA BA BA BEIZAI BEIZAI' and I begin to become afraid because I can't remember if my ava is considered cancer, shiposter posts like penis fucking my eyes, CAW BA SHURE ZAI WOOOO PORN PORN CHING CHONG, fear for my ava becomes stronger
and then the little shit,posts like 12 years old or so, she then pulls down her pics and SPAMS PORN ALL OVER THE BOARD
HE PULLS DOWN AND POSTS A RIVER OF PORN WITH SMALL DICKS NEVERENDING
I look at thread and they continue shitposting about how to RP and how everyone is cancer or something, no one cares. Threais filling up with shitposts, NO ONE CARES
and then the little shits comes by and I think 'good, now he will slap more sense out of them because he is acting like a barbarian overseas turtle' BUT NO, HE AGREES WITH THEM USING THE SAME ARGUMENTS AND GIVES THEM A SUPERIOR POSITION TO SHITPOST MORE
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
EVERY DAY THIS HAPPEn
EVERY DAY HOSHI SHIT NEAR MY THREADS
YOU FILTHY DOG
GO HOME
FUCK KOREA
NIGGER COUNTRY
>>7350324
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
>>7350332
MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW
>>7350322
There. Now for some peace and quiet.
>A fucking clown
>>7350337
What's so good about peace and quiet anyway? If nothing is happening, it's not different from sleeping!
>>7350354
me on top
>>7350332
>>7350337
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>7350354
>>7350361
You both...you're killing me. All I wanted was some time to relax and enjoy myself, but you both come out of nowhere just to drive me insane.
>>7350361
S-SHUT UP!! J-JUST SHUT UP!!
...O-oh, I-i'm sorry for that sudden outburst!! I-I didn't mean to upset you!!
>>7350360
Really? That means you're kinda heavy, and you should start exercising more!
Not like I'm weak or anything, but you need to get into better shape!
And now they will call that spammer "russian".
At least, I am Ukrainian.
>>7350369
I-I don't get it! That's the reason why you like peace and quiet?
That makes no sense! I think!
Quite... Lively here.
Behold the luck of Ultimate Hope student!
If dubs - host.
if dubs the poster above must host
>>7350385
Just as I said. True luck.
>>7350330
>>7350336
>>7350361
>>7350369
>>7350371
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>7350385
>>7350386
>>7350387
No dubs - no drift
>>7350382
It is, isn't it? Everyone is shouting and the place feels like it's full of life! IT MAKES ME WANT TO SHOUT TOO!
I just don't know what to shout about!
Ok, so I will deliver this doritos without any drift.
>>7350399
HOLY FUCK ITS DUBS, DRIFTING AGAIN
>>7350381
It doesn't. Some people like peace and quiet. I don't have a problem with you or your athletic abilities, but you're loud and you talk to fast.
>>7350401
HIGER ON THE STREET AND I KNOW ITS MY TIME TO GO
>>7350392
June avatar when
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPHDXYTX954
>DELIVER DORITOS
GAS GAS GAS
I'M GONNA STEP ON THE GAS
>>7350412
after we get a Jumpy
>>7350416
When do we get Jumpei?
>>7350421
after we get Ace
>>7350425
When do we get Ace?
>>7350407
And that's a problem? I thought that if I get my heart pumping, it would affect others too! If I act lively, this place will be lively in no time!
The perfect plan!
>She triumphantly giggles as she reveals her master plan
>>7350426
after Lotus
>>7350438
But Lotus is a whore
>>7350406
...
A-A-AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRR?
>>7350439
that's why she'll be the first to be picked up
>>7350427
You're far too kind, but nothing will get my heart beating that fast. It stopped beating long ago and is now a giant black rock that sits inside of me.
>>7350442
that makes too much sense
>tfw I was considering picking up Clover for secret avatar weekend but I realised I never played Virtue's Last Reward
>>7350444
I see! I see! I understand now!
That means we just have to work even harder to get that rock moving! So that means I have to try my best!
No! I have to try even harder to flip your "lively switch"!
>>7350460
I wish someone could have flipped my lively switch ages ago. I'm afraid now it's broken beyond repair. Maybe one day when you're older I'll tell you all about it.
>>7350452
there's still time
>>7350471
Nah, I'll do it next time
>>7350468
I have no idea how could you broke something that I just made up, but sure! That means we just have to fix it!
There's no such thing as broken beyond repair, because everything is possible!
>>7350486
I'm not going to trust just anyone with my lively switch. Why don't you go and study up on how to fix someone's lively switch while I get some sleep?
>>7350415
TONIGHT TONIGHT
>>7350506
Okay! I'll just do that! For things like that I have to go to the library, but I usually get sleepy if I start reading, so I'll have to get someone else to read for me!
Okay! Time to find Fumika-san! BYE BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>She runs away with the speed of a cheetah
dead
Nope not dead
Bump with porn
>Sailor Saturn appears in the thread, a blank expression on her face as her eyes gazed for any signs of life.
>The blank expression turns to that of a disappointed look, seeing how nearly dead the thread has become in this morning.
"I see, this place has died and it has called out to me. I will do my part and end this place, so it shall be reborn in the future."
>Sailor Saturn holds her arm out to the side as she sighs, a weapon now materializing in her hand.
"Forgive me for what I am about to do with my Silence Glaive, but I hereby condemn this thread and its few inhabitants to annihilation."
"Sayonara, Hunger Games thread"
>She swings down the Silence Glaive in the thread, causing the complete and total destruction of everything in it.
>>7350584
Nice meme, it was terrific. Would read again.
>>7350584
kys adachi
Reminder: Crowdfunding begins in about 8 hours.
>>7350829
>slaps
>>7350829
>drifts
Is the op pic alluding to him being the mastei mind
>>7350848
>Quickly, she gets up while grabbing her sword.
Who did that!? I swear i'l-
>>7350875
>And as fate would dictate, the Fighter is promptly sent flying into the air by the car, landing on her back, coughing up blood from the impact of hitting the ground.
Owwwww....
>>7350904
No drifto no laifu
Sorry my little girl, I need to deliver this dorito. Get in the car if you can.
>>7350923
>Slowly but surely, she gets back into her feet.
Going to assume... that thing that hit me is the car..
>She gets into the car
>>7350901
Cosplayer is the mastermind.
hg is finally ded
>>7350957
Put your seat belt on, baby
>Hit the gas and start to mad drifting down the hill
Almost there.
>>7349686
>Akane bursts through the door that leads to the "thread"
Oiiii! I'm back from the library, and I'm ready to fix someone's "lively switch"!
Oh! He's still asleep!
>>7351008
This better be worth it...
>>7351020
>Looks out the window to see a girl yelling her butt off.
....Welp, she might be lonely.
trumpW
>>7351029
>Akane notices the car and chases after it
HEEEEEEEEY! YOU TWO! HAVE YOU YOU SEEN A REALLY SMALL GUY, WHO'S ALWAYS GRUMPY AROUND HERE?
>She keeps running after the car as fast as she can
http://itsalmo.st/#timefortheendofsecretavatarweekend
1 hour to go
>>7351074
that's wrong, it ends at 11:59 pm on the east coast
>>7351058
>The Fighter looks at the girl, confused.
Uh... I am right over here. Oh, and I haven't seen a grumpy guy.
>>7351074
>people STILL believe this even after it was established Hoshi fucked it up
Fuck off. There's another 12 hours.
>>7351087
>As Akane realizes that she's been chasing a random car, she apologizes to the driver and runs back to the girl
Sorry about that! I just heard your voice from somewhere else!
But are you sure about that? He didn't look like the kind of guy who needs more than two hours of sleep!
>>7351087
I hope it wasn't too slow, babe.
>>7351096
>Established
How did he fuck it up?
>>7351121
Hmmmmm....
>Placing a finger on her chin, she squints her eyes.
Uh....
>Then she fully opens them.
Nope, haven't seen a guy that fits the description.
>>7351144
Hey, hey. That car thing was fast, like... real fast. Beats a horse any day of the week. Though the destination, was kinda of nostalgic...
>>7351096
>Caring this much when a shitty event ends
What the fuck does it matter? It's not like the are any rules to this forcing people to continue or stop anyway. Why the hell are you getting so pissy about a retarded countdown timer about something literally not worth the concern?
>>7351187
Because the anon is autistic and he can't stand that someone made something with not much concern for whether it was accurate or not.
>>7351183
B-But if I can't find him, what am I going to do with all these new things that I studied about in the library?
NOOO! What if I end up forgetting parts of it?
That could result in tragedy!
Umm, I feel like I'm starting to forget everything already! THIS IS A CRISIS!
>>7351215
Cause it never is when it's your autism on display isn't it?
Fuck off.
>>7351205
Calm down, calm down. It ain't the end of the world. If nothing else, you can just tell me the things you've studied, i'll remember it with ease.
>>7351227
Why the hell are you getting so pissy about an autistic sperg whining about something literally not worth the concern?
>>7351239
Lol, keep sperging about your precious little weekend.
>>7351238
Perfect! Thank you for letting me use your brain to store this information!
So I found this book and read chapter one, but I fell asleep right after it! It was about the heart and how to fix your feelings! I think!
>>7350997
Yea I know now
(You) didn't steal my spoiler virginity
>>7351183
So for you it was fast enough? I appreciate it.
After 2 hours or less I'm gonna drift again to deliver some doritos, so call me if you want to ride again, babe.
>drifting around the girl like crazy
So when is the secret ava thing over? I'd like to get back to my normal circlejerk again.
>>7351286
This desu. At least I actually gave a shit about the old avatars. The new ones were boring.
>>7351286
it's never over
>>7351286
when this ends http://itsalmo.st/#timefortheendofsecretavatarweekend
>>7351268
About the heart... and fixing feelings. Wait a minute, does the guy have a hard time like, uh... empathizing with other people?
("I think it's empathizing... hopefully.")
>>7351276
Don't know how i'll do that, but if I see you around. I'll consider it.
>>7351286
>tfw all of your cj buddies are dead or just ignore you so it doesn't matter if it's secret ava weekend or not
>>7351333
>trips
So thats how you want to drifterino again, little girl.
>>7351333
Empa-Empathizing? I don't know! He just said that his heart is like a rock, so I wanted to try and move that rock out of the way!
>>7351315
Yay! Only thirty more minutes of this shitsthow then we can start ripping apart all the shitty secret ava rp, making people feel like crap solely because we can! :D
>>7351378
>Well earned trips.
Hmmm... yeah, guess that is how I want to "drifterino"
>>7351380
...There is a rock inside of him? Huh, this got a whole lot weirder. I mean, he had to ate that rock, for it be inside of him.
>>7351398
>telling people with shit rp that their rp shit is wrong
>>>/tumblr/
>>7351412
It's that complicated?
Wait, maybe you're right! Maybe that's why he is feeling down! The rock is literally dragging down his mood with its weight!
Umm, this is getting too weird and complicated for me! But I can't give up! Not now!
>>7351412
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GW0wL6-PsC8
That's video 'bout my job, babe.
Looking for partner.
Only twelve and a half hours until the end of Secret Ava Weekend!
>when the ava you hate reveals themselves
>>7351428
Wait, let's think about this. It can't be a huge rock, since he needed to eat it. So for that to drag down his mood... he needed to eat multiple rocks! Uh, but that is what I think anyways.
>>7351433
Soooo... are these Doritos like, important? As for being a partner, sorry guy. But I already have one.
("Though, the magic window thingy... and those cars. Man, do they look sick!")
>>7351454
You should probably announce these things when the thread isn't as dead as my hopes and dreams.
>when the ava you liked was played by someone you hate
>>7351483
I am bracing myself for this. Being able to spot cancer even in disguise is a curse and a blessing.
>>7351495
we haven't revealed yet baka
>>7351495
Sir Carrot is an oldfag.
>TFW DRIFTING ALONE
>>7351516
i work alone
>cody
>>7351495
Most of squidfaggot's roster.
Good RPer, shitty person.
>>7351528
thanks
Remade the countdown timer.
Please use this up to date one.
Enjoy the rest of your Secret Avatar Weekend!
http://itsalmo.st/#theendofsecretavatarweekend
>>7351483
Glad I don't have to deal with that.
http://itsalmo.st/#timeyokillyourself
>>7351557
time yoyoyo
>>7351557
Fuck me, I thought this bullshit was done in ten minutes now we get another half a day.
Might as well shitpost.
Secret Ava weekendnends in 5 minutes!
>>7351596
lol
Day goo
Prom?
>leaving the (You)s in
way to admit you just want to shitpost.
>>7351639
Secret ava, prom, wedding, team game event when?
>>7351652 (You)
Really makes you think...
SECRET AVA WEEKEND HAS ENDED
>>7351663
I was anon
It's over
>>7351668
Big fan of your shit.
>>7351649
>squashes you into fucking tomato souce
Finally. That shitheap is done.
You’re my love homerun,
Against us the world, we’ll overcome!
Strike!
Weep not, fear not!
Trust me with all you’ve got,
I be by your side, I’ve got your back!
Girl I’ll be your girl!
…
I’m the straw in your milkshake,
Sugar overload! I’ll protect you until the end,
I’m tougher than a stale cupcake!
Other ponies feel jealousy,
Not invited to the party,
Just for you and me!
They’re just balloons!
Full of hot air,
You should follow my example and sing,
I don’t care~!
>>7351536
Yay!
Will do!
Who is worst new ava so far?
>>7351681
>
>>7351702
How could this happen to me
I made my mistakes
I've got no where to run
The night goes on
As I'm fading away
I'm sick of this life
I just wanna scream
How could this happen to me
>>7351714
You
JAM IT UP SENPAI
>>7351725
What?
>>7351714
>Somebody called me cancer, so put me on the worst list.
>>7351747
Go back to /cm/ faggot
>>7351747
>Sinks
>>7351762
Huh?
What's a cm?
>>7351523
xDDDD
>>7351776
>cms all over you
>>7351771
1/100th of a meter
>>7351784
SPEEDY SPEEDY BOY
ded
>>7351786
>>7351795
So he wants me to turn into a centimeter?
Um...
>>7351785
>wipes off the centimeters
>>7351832
GASOLINE'S BURNIN' IN
Thanks for a fun weekend, HG.
>>7351917
Its no over yet gay nigger faggot
>>7351917
nooo probrem
>>7351933
>hugs
>>7351917
>>7351917
(Eh, I enjoyed it, despite the fact that I barely even roleplay anymore.)
>>7351988
>>7351917
Where do you think you're going?
>>7351917
Is it over already?
>>7352059
Tch tch, that's a bannable offense.
>>7352059
The guy fucking Aikawa looks like Kiritsugu with the hairstyle.
>>7352077
http://itsalmo.st/#timefortheendofsecretavatarweekend yes
>>7352059
Why Kiritsugu is fucking a trap?
>>7352102
It was fun while it lasted.
Thankfully, I've got no plans on going anywhere.
>>7352126
>posting a fake countdown
lmao
>>7352147
You're not fooling everyone when the evidence that you're wrong is in this very thread.
>>7352147
>posting in a fake thread
>>7352126
>11 more hours
Why? 48 hours of this should have been enough and that's in like 3 hours.
>>7352147
>Fake
>From January 20th (Fri) at 19:00 to January 22nd (Sun) at 23:59! (US Eastern Time)
http://itsalmo.st/#theendofthesecretavatarweekend
only 7304 days left
>>7352174
it's never over
>>7352174
>forgot to pick up a secret ava for the secret ava years
Welp, I'll just wait out until it's over. See you guys in 20 years.
>>7352206
>not having 2,683 folders ready for the secret ava decades
sm.h
>newfags join during the secret ava years
>they don't know that its the secret ava years
>at the end they're all confused about their circlejerks going back to before the secret ava years
>>7352059
When did Kamina switch to shota?
2ch HG thread on /b/ deleted.
topkek
The real death of HG must be like it. So, you are still alive I suppose.
>>7352251
Eбaть дayн.
NGW?
>>7352319
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvWDNPriUY8
>>7352251
Cyka blyat
Psst.
You look like you guys need a game.
>>7352402
Duh
>>7352402
You think?
Ok gais lets count to 10
I start
1
>>7352433
your drift suck
>>7352433
NIGHTS OF FIRE
>>7352447
24. As in first 24.
GET A MOVE ON!
>>7352468
Gyro Zeppeli
>>7352468
Zero
thank you for hosting
>>7352468
Jack Baker
>>7352468
Michael Stevens
>>7352468
Akane Hino
>>7352468
Elgala
>>7352468
Maximillion Pegasus
>>7352468
Kumiko Oumae
>>7352468
Medb
>>7352468
Doomguy hitting the fucking dab
>>7352468
Edge Fencer
>>7352468
Avenger
>>7352468
Le Chevalier d'Eon
>>7352468
A FUCKING CLOWN
>>7352468
Bruno Buccellati
>>7352468
Roy Mustang
>>7352468
Nico
>>7352468
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>7352468
Clone Trooper
>>7352468
Warthog
2 more.
>>7352468
Cangrebutguito
>>7352468
Fumi Kanno
>>7352544
Hello, fellow Argentinian.
>>7352468
Xbone-tan
>>7352468
Doremy Sweet
Back at it again, and only almost a month since our last game!
>And we've got a whole slew of incognito challengers for this game!
Time for the tried and true method of getting them to beat the shit out of each other!
>I'm Gavin, he's Michael, and welcome to the Dynamite Games!
>>7352612
"Hey, Hunger games! Michael here. Today we're going to answer the question: 'What happens when you put 24 assorted characters in an arena filled with weapons, scarcity of resources, and seemingly cosmic events? Now the winner won't be based on who's the fastest, smartest, or even the strongest; Hunger Games determines the victor by a clock-based pseudo-random algorithm that selects specific events that affect your character."
>>7352612
>no ava
>>7352612
Ah, blast it.
>>7352530
>>7352580
>>7352616
Holy crap, balding science man is real!
>>7352580
Can I eat the rock?
>>7352616
>>7352612
Give >>7352534 to >>7352572
Knock 'em dead for me, Xbone
...Don't actually kill anybody
>>7352612
>>7352632
"The only tools we have to determine our own reality is in our mind. The things we know, that we believe in, that we perceive as 'real' might not be there at all. You can see me here with your eyes, but there's nothing telling you objectively that what your eyes are seeing is correct! You could be trapped in a matrix-like program, your brain could be hooked up to an electro-stimulus machine that fires through your neurons to create fake vision... I could go through a whole slew of other theories, but I have a random number to generate."
>>7352659
Oh! Thanks for the spot! I'll play hardcore just for you!
>Let the games begin!
Girl power is trumping all in this bloodbath! Even the one guy who manages a kill looks like a girl!
>>7352712
>>7352709
>>7352659
Pathetic.
>>7352712
It seems I must depart for now and try to get a bigger scope on my opponents.
>>7352712
>die in 1st bloodbath
THANKS FOR RP <3
>>7352712
I just lightly jabbed the old guy who tried to run us over with his truck! Of course I could've outran it, but I wasn't sure about the other girl!
>>7352647
...This isn't a rock, it's a dream. It's my lunch anyway so no.
>>7352652
"Hey, Ursula! Michael here. Magic has always mystified me, the fact that some sort of energy can be manufactured out of nothing but an arcane focus seems to... Defy some very strict laws of our reality."
>>7352709
>>7352712
>>7352721
W-Well that's a little underwhelming
Today's a much calmer day, but that doesn't stop Avenger from killing! Just... not the person he intended to kill.
>Michael gets to make a video on the many properties of sand before he dies of thirst!
I think the yelling cunt is gonna regret doing that.
>>7352739
a poprock
>>7352712
"A first aid kit will come in handy! The materials inside can help stop blood loss, help stimulate proper healing under less-than-perfect situations, and take away a bit of the pain."
>>7352780
Not a poprock. DREAM. You still can't have it.
>>7352761
I don't honestly know where the rest of my group from Passione is, but I don't think we'll be recruiting anymore members anytime soon.
Hello?
>>7352803
>hangs up
Welp, looks like he won't get a chance to regret it!
>Everyone else has become rather pacifistic all of a sudden.
>>7352808
>Fuck you anon I'm trying to RP
>>7352813
>Doremy holds the drug.
....What the fuck do I do with this?
>>7352761
"Let's just hope this desert isn't as hot as the Sahara, which reaches as high as 136 degrees Fahrenheit, or nearly 58 degrees in Celsius. I'd be dead in less than a day in those conditions, the lack of water in my cells would shut down my organs one by one."
>>7352761
>He slaps it away.
>>7352757
A wasted spot, indeed.
>>7352813
Tch. Don't ask me why.
>>7352803
You have not been paying your phone bills, bird.
>cuts telephone wire
>>7352813
Useless slave. Whatever... there are tons more males that would serve me better.
This is only a game anyways.
So... who's next?~
>>7352834
you have to put it up your anus
>>7352884
Nah, sounds painful.
>Zero's killcount rises, this time indirectly!
You're out of luck, Nico. That clown only takes multicolored socks.
>Wait, why would a clown need weird socks? You're not looking at a clown's socks when one is near you!
I would be fucking screaming and throwing shit at a clown if it was near me.
>Then why make a crack about a clown's socks?
Because I'm trying to find shit to talk about!
>>7352813
"Ah yes, humming. One of the many ways humans decide to alleviate some of the boredom that comes from every day life. Boredom is an asset in a place like this, when every second could throw another wild life-defying challenge at you, but humming helps keep you on your feet. It stimulates a few parts of the brain, enough to keep you alert and listening to foreign stimulus."
>>7352861
Not Cu that's for sure
>>7352900
You're a big girl
>>7352908
>Fires the game's cannon.
Hello Tributes.
>>7352908
You'll be needing this, I assure you.
>>7352908
"Doomguy has always been a favorite of mine, seeing something classified as human wreak that much havoc and destruction always makes me think of all the various ways for a human to get that strong. You see, our muscles are actually much more powerful than you think; the brain holds a lot of the force our muscles can generate back in order to not damage our own bones. This is why distressed mothers can lift cars off their children. In moments of intense adrenal panic, our bodies are wired to overthrow a few of the switches that hold us back! This all dates back to times when we needed 'Fight or Flight' in order to run away from apex predators."
>>7352908
Well this is unfortunate....I should have been more aware of my surroundings.
The girls continue to dominate the guys!
>God only knows what Zero plans to do to them.
>>7352944
(Hey, been meaning to ask you, does your banshee have a specific source or are you just playing a generic one?)
>>7352721
>>7352757
>>7352712
I'm gonna go cry now.
>>7352972
If you know what's good for you, you shall serve me.
>>7352972
Hpmh... Poison. A weapon of women and cowards, indeed.
Get that fucking clown out of there, he gives me the creeps.
>As they run out of boys to kill, the girls are turning on each other!
(Thank based RNG for this Doomguy + Michael story.)
>>7352912
I don't even feel like it anyway. Too lazy.
>>7352972
(Generic, it woulden't make sense if they were already established.)
>The fest brings us to our final 6! Boys have been almost eradicated!
It's all up to you, Michael.
>Why are you talking to yourself?
The Michael in the game, fucking dipshit.
>>7353015
>Fires two more shots tonight
I hope she doesn't think it is me screaming.
>>7353046
>followed by another three.
When will we have a feast where people feast?
>>7353015
"Mmm, going out with a bit of CN minus? Quick working, relatively painless... Cyanide poisoning isn't a bad way to go. The most notable use of Cyanide is 'Zyklon-B', the gas used in the holocaust to execute the prisoners the germans kept in their concentration camps. Breathing the lethal gas would force loss of consciousness, and soon after, cardiac arrest."
>>7352993
Cut your whining.
>>7353046
H-how can this be...!?
People are very happy that Nico killed Vaati.
>Le Chevalier keeps getting off easy!
>>7353063
Dude, the food at the feast is almost always poisoned. Not a good choice.
>>7353021
too lazy for what?
>>7353104
You cannot expect Tributes going to a feast if it is all poisoned every time. No wonder why they search for scraps.
>casually fires another shot at midday.
>>7353046
"This reminds me of my 'How Many 5 Year-Olds could you fight?' video. You see, I calculated approximately how many 5 year olds you could take in a fight based on physical and moral strength. I got 21! I guess I'm just lucky that I won't have to take all of you in a fist fight. ...But what is luck, anyway? I'd get into that, but then I'd be too busy explaining entropy to get out of here alive."
Nico and Kanno get a move on, bringing us to our final 3!
>It's coming down to the wire here! It all ends on the next slide!
>>7353104
"Ah well, looks like the host's clock was in the right position to take me out of the game. Even though it looks like I was stabbed with a knife, at an atomic level, it never touched me at all! It technically never cut into my chest, it just severed the bonds in a few atoms. At the molecular level, there are tiny, tiny, atomically sized gaps that stop anything from actually touching. Electrons repel each other, and the electromagnetic repulsion is what you /feel/ when you try to touch an object."
>>7353179
>
>>7353179
A frenchwoman, a french maid and a lover of french maids. This round is very whimisical today.
>It's over!
It's fucking over!
>Wild drift around the tributes
>>7353218
"Another great game from TND! I was almost in the running for a while there. Congratulations to the victor, and as always, thanks for playing."
Congrats to Le Chevalier d'Eon!
>With no kills to her name until the very end, she was the dark horse of the final three. But with patience, she pulled ahead and won the 26th Dynamite Games!
>>7353218
And this is what I get for eating my own cooking in a desperate situation. Where's that KFC ghost when you need him...
>>7353230
>the wind blows her cheongsam up
>wow foomy was wearing panties this time.
>>7353179
And my minion, as well...damn.
>>7353218
Much better. This shall do. Congratulations.
Thank you for this...display.
>>7353244
Congrats.
Thank you for hosting.
And the placements!
>Thanks to all for playing!
>>7353244
I congratulate you this day, Le Chevalier d'Eon.
>>7353261
Thanks for game, boys.
Congrats to loli
>>7353246
>foomy was wearing panties this time
Absolute despair
>>7353261
Congratulations, Le Chevalier d'Eon.
Thank you for hosting~